April 16, 2025 • 36 mins
Wednesday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, our token Yankee, Pillars goes off on - of all things - Yankees.. - We’ll revisit the letters from of of our “captive” audience members who is planning a party for NASCAR legend, Richard Petty.. - We’ll get into the tense battle of the state license plates.. - We have some of the worst rejected themes for High School proms.. - Astronerd officially starts creeping John Boy out.. - Mr. Rhubarb has a classic Urban Legend.. - John Boy gives himself a pep talk before losing another round of the Stupie Quiz.. - and we’ll wrap up with some letters from listeners…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, the Big Shows on your radio. Hume Day
Abri the sixteenth. All right, Uh so it's corna Vince
quiz time. I guess, huh what we're gonna deal with?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Billy?
Speaker 3 (00:09):
We know pop music is commonly used in television commercials,
but nowadays it's actually showing up at funerals too.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Pop music at funerals. Well, let's deal with that, shall we.
I like an.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Ankle bracelet too, Jackie. I like that something about an
ankle brace sexy. Jackie's got on to your feet pillars.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
I just noticed Jackie and Radio were in the same shoes,
the same ankle.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
All right, well anyway, well let's deal with this right now.
One eight hundred, Big Show Caller nine. You'll play and
you should win.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Next the morning, the Big Shows on the Radio.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Happy seventeenth birthday to Doug Bowman, a second from Harrisonburg, Virginia.
Billy might remember we played him and Big Doug his
dad at Joe Bowman's Auto Plaza, played stupid quiz on
the stage.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
When we did.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Our parents are in Jews. Heay, what we do. I'll
tell you what's your meeting?
Speaker 5 (01:28):
You talk?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
He told me you did? All right, good boy, yeah,
I'm better live all right here, what y'all do No?
I like this man back stabbers?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Oh ja yeah, okay, readykay.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Wills, it's time.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
Quiz Jane.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
That's Brad from Leesburg, Florida.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
What he do.
Speaker 7 (02:02):
That?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
I'm on the Big Show, Man, on the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Sure our Brad to tell us about you man, tell
the world something.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Let's go, hey man, me and my brother got a
late model race car and we're struggling just.
Speaker 8 (02:14):
To keep up with the big dogs.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
But we'd love to get to go to Bristol and
see how it really does.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I hear you, man, what you need yourn some sponsorship?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I thought he was leading
up for.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Well, good luck, ah boy, we had a check book.
We'll be right in there with you.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I uh sell us prize bags if you answer the
letter correctly, Billy, Let's go.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
But well, Brad, there's a new poll that says the
dearly departed over in Great Britain are increasingly choosing pop
songs in the place of standard funeral type music at funerals.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Weird, Yeah, I believe that.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Now weepy movie ballads are the most popular news selections.
The top three Celene Dion's My Heart Will Go on,
the song from Titanic, go.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
On, no, no, no, I'll get your copy.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Also Bette Midler's wind beneath My Wings, the.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Wind, I am the wind beneath my she All.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Right, I'll put two cuts on the same and wait,
you also want to include Whitney Houston's I Will Always.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Love You.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
All right?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Who was that?
Speaker 9 (03:29):
No?
Speaker 3 (03:30):
It was Dolly Parton.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Yeah, yeah, that's what we selling met with Dolly her
sound like.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
This, it's working. I wish I was dead, all right.
But Brad. Among the strangest choices being made for funeral
music lately, a the Village People's y M C A B.
(03:55):
Wake me up before you go, go by Wham, or
see this recent American pop hit, Oh John.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Everything's going to be all right?
Speaker 6 (04:08):
Come by, Billy. Do you know you are the best?
Come on now, clap your hands, sing along with us
because we are the right singer. Kill you have different.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
On your big show for.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
The more there it's the rug and roll Station ten
years and coming more.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Well, that's just absolutly. I gotta go with the bird
man man, I got a date.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
And the good part, of course, he keeps you from
missing the guy so much.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
I mean the words of that class. You have different
people on your big show. All right, Hey, Brad, look
at you, buddy man Man.
Speaker 7 (04:52):
We love you.
Speaker 10 (04:53):
Guys down here.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
We appreciate you. Brad, thanks a lot, man. You hold
on Jack, you get your information. A good morning. You
got the Big show on the radio.
Speaker 7 (05:03):
Hey, horses and hawse. That's that's your old pelgard. And
I'm not working a lot over abusey Nissan or working
the friar over abusive burghers Colin Gaylord Sartage two in
the morning to sing body Holly tunes. I'm listening to
my favorite fellow head injury patience, John Boy Billy every
(05:23):
morning on the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Man.
Speaker 7 (05:27):
When was the last time I had hand?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one exports. All right, let me say this, uh,
this letter you're reading Bradshaw at the idea.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Let's let's look at some.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Of that so much a letter as a manifesto.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Let me see, uh, first of all, talking about his girlfriend.
He doesn't need our help with her. Uh, the situation
took care of itself. She's doing jail time, right, or
did I hear the news.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Wrong, you tight.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
At your girlfriend?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
You tell us let's see.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Uh, okay, here it is you have one for a
party for Oh no, that's page two.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Where does he talk about the party? Okay?
Speaker 6 (06:56):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Why am I writing?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
I'm behind trying to get out in the legal way,
and I happen to be a Richard Petty diehard fan
while I'm working with my city of Richmond to throw
Richard a surprise party. Would you guys like to come? Well,
you're invited, but I got one problem. I need you
guys to host the party and bring plenty of grilling
sauce as well as the grill. I've got a lot
of mouths to feed, so host and cater. Apparently I
got a lot on you.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
It's just an idea.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
I can't do it all.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
I don't care what you think about me. But Richard
deserves a birthday party on his birthday. The charity race
is at seven thirty PM as well, and we'll be
on the big screen. So during the commercial breaks, do
some jokes or something.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Yeah, that'd be nice, Mabe for once.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
I had to ask you to stretch or anything like that.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
But help me feller out.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
It's birth cane.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
One mate can put that outside.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
It's not me made mete, It's not big little canet.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Look.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
I wish I thought that I would have been better
for I said it in paper.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Continuous people will be eating as they watch the race.
How am I going to pay for all this? Well,
you put one million dollars on a track seat, how
many people will show up to grab the million dollars?
Tickets are forty dollars for all section. So someone pays
forty dollars for a seat and walks out a millionaire.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Ha ha ha.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
You got coming up and not now?
Speaker 2 (08:21):
So how do we do it? Volume?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Apparently the Richard Petty Fan Club four hundred is going
to be exciting. I've got eleven NASCAR drivers pitted against
thirty three indy racers who've never gotten into a stock car.
Then forty four celebrities are matched with forty four drivers
as car owners, and then all hell is going to
break loose. I'm taking spotters, pit road speed limits, and
(08:44):
two way radios out of the race.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Well, what did you do to make a difference? Sixteen
fellers on horseback and not? You left that out?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Now, one stock car driver and one paid patron will
walk away from the race with a million dollars each.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Well, all right, so tell me how that sucks. Let
me see.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Okay, the celebrity owner gets paid for being there and
profits go to the nine to one one victims. I
get to impress my governor to sign my petition for
pardon and JUNI Don Levy allows me to fill the
Winston Cup and Bush team out of his shop for
a franchise field.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Hey, guy's got it going on.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Hey, all right, his girlfriend gets out of jail, so
she'll be the boss until Governor Warner lets me out.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Well over a Junior and flosse. Here they come.
Speaker 10 (09:41):
I think you putlerers finally caught out.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Where are we going? John Boya and Dilly? He's just
being melodramatic. You've got to ignore it if you really
want to help him. This morning, we're yell dumb right,
(10:17):
good morning, a big show. It's on your radio. All right, Wait,
waiting on, Here comes ladies and gentlemen. Mister Rubard, what's
up my niggles?
Speaker 7 (10:27):
What?
Speaker 10 (10:28):
Wait a minute, maybe that should be what's up my niggles?
Speaker 3 (10:32):
No, that's not much better.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
You got me straight tripping boo.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
You've got me a straight tripping boo.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Don't hate on me.
Speaker 10 (10:41):
I want to make you laugh. I'm here to bring
joy head. It's Stephen Randy Bye. Once upon a time
there was a class room. The teacher said, George, go
to the map and find North America. So George went
up and said, here it is. Teacher said correct, Now,
class who discovered America? And the class said, George, what's
(11:09):
the difference between roast beef and pea soup? I don't
know anyone can roast beef. A beggar walked up to
a well dressed woman shopping on Rodeo drive. No, she
was in Texas, very fancy Rodeo. I haven't eaten anything
(11:34):
in four days, the beggar said. She looked at him
and said, I wish I had your will power. What
is the best birth control for senior citizens?
Speaker 2 (11:48):
What nudity?
Speaker 10 (11:53):
Why should you plug your ears when you meet a
tennis player because he makes a lot of racket. Some
third grader somewhere is gonna tell that later today. What
did the fisherman say to the magician? What pick a cod?
Any cod? Why did the leopard baseball pitcher retire? Why
(12:18):
he threw his.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Arm out.
Speaker 10 (12:23):
And now I end with a bang with a funny story.
Is this guy as though he was on the side
of the road, hitch hiking on a very dark night
and in the middle of a storm stormy.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
That thunder sounds real. Well, the night was rolling and
no car went by.
Speaker 10 (12:49):
The storm was so strong he could hardly see you
feed ahead up, who's out there? Suddenly he saw a
car coming towards him and it stopped.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
What'll sounder?
Speaker 10 (13:05):
And the guy, without thinking about it, got in the
car and closed the door, just to realize there's nobody
behind the wheel. Well, the car starts slowly. The guy
looks at the road and sees a curve coming his way. Scared,
he starts to pray, begging for his life, when just
before he hits the curve, a hand appears through the
(13:25):
window and moves the wheel. The guy paralyzed in terror.
Watch how the hand appears every time before a curve.
The guy, keathery strength, gets out of the car and
runs to the nearest town. He goes into a bar
and asks for two shots of tequila and starts telling
everybody about the horrible experience he went through. A silence
(13:49):
enveloped everybody when they realized the guy was crying and
he wasn't drunk.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
How did this sound?
Speaker 2 (13:59):
About half an hour later, two guys walked in the
same bar. The other looked at the other and said, look.
Speaker 10 (14:06):
That's the a hold that got in the car while
we were pushing it. Yeah, am I finished amusing y'all a.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
Quite like a clown.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
But see you losers. Good morning the Big Shows on
the radio.
Speaker 6 (14:28):
To point in, miss man, I know what I'm doing?
Speaker 2 (14:31):
What home on? Bloody hell?
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Hello, this is Ozzie Osbourne and I hate bubbles, but
I love John Boy and Billy and the whole gang
at the Big Show?
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Who are we talking about? Rocky roll?
Speaker 8 (15:20):
No?
Speaker 2 (15:20):
I'm serious, man, I need it. We need to hear
the Mario song.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Good Morning the Big Shows on the radio. We're just
working here. Uh you wouldn't tell it by looking at us.
I mean not just like that we don't work, but
but the way we're dressed. And he says we he
means he no. Man, Jack says somethingbou that he Hello,
check Jackie out. Jean's run around barefoot.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
You know all he needs is a will work for
food sign.
Speaker 11 (15:51):
I just feel like.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Clas and I then picked the shoes off.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
I'm doing a cart.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Wheel for you.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Wear a casual bunk?
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Can you work? No one pays attention if you.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Take shoes off the men's club. But that's a whole
nother story.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Oh man, that's cool, So yeah, I don't anyway, it's
a Mario song. I think Mario's little speech about appreciating
your jobs.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
I think I'll just go on and bother people crying out. Well,
there you go, right there.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
That's a little preview of the hopecoming feel good speech
of the morning.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Please please stay tuned, plead.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
It is if you don't Mario. This song kind of
describes my old childhood friend.
Speaker 12 (16:32):
My favorite Mario moment was still when he said, I'll
tell you what you are about the radio business, and
I worry about my life.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Oh this was.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
This was years ago when I can't remember a program
director was man because I was playing some songs that
I wanted to hear off the format.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Good thing I grew out of that.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Mario just happened to be in the building and somehow
got drawn into the meeting. I'm still not sure how
that happened.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
What logic was that Mario listener Johnny's got to play
the songs that are on the list.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
I mean, there's research and the stations and network has got.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
To don't quit encouraging him. Don't encourage you're standing there
and turn it.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
And that's where I said, I tell you what you
learned about radio station network.
Speaker 12 (17:23):
It is actually one of the few times that somebody
that got caught onto the carpet that didn't even work here.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
You can't find me.
Speaker 5 (17:30):
I don't even work well.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
You know, you said, don't bother me calls.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
You know everything I wanted to do that told me
not to do it back when it was classic rock
and I gotta be buzz or russy Wallace, you know,
a race fan win the race.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
We started, of course at race Shots, right.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Around the hometown of Charlotte, North Carolina.
Speaker 12 (17:44):
And this is where your logic is flawed. You only
remember the ones that actually worked out good. We remember
the ones that didn't work out so good.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
We're just we're just worried about that moment, like that
moment when all of Eddie Murphy's buddy said, you can
do anything. You should cut an album.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Got got thirty how many I got?
Speaker 4 (18:05):
You have to tell me what you're talking about. Albums
oh seventeen.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
All right, alright, he's stupid. Nobody don't buy no album.
You'll hit bud on it. Y'all put lakers and say
what you want. I got one thing saying what was that?
But he wonderful.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
That?
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Yeah? Yeah, network week a network is show. He's stupid.
Ain't nobody wants to listen? A couple of hicks out
in North Carolina.
Speaker 12 (18:30):
See that was coming from people who didn't want to
compete with us. That wasn't coming in the room. We
were like, yeah, more money, less work.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Yeah, they can travel out leaving the farm.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
Yeah, I could actually hear your thoughts at that time.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
You said there's a change of peace. I'm gonna let
you do most of the word.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Oh no, private jets are too expensive.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
Okay, let's just worry and.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Pay for that. Who's gonna fly two hicks to there?
Speaker 5 (19:03):
All right?
Speaker 4 (19:03):
All right? Fort mondays, all.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Right, that's one.
Speaker 5 (19:08):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
That's still a good idea.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Man's let's not shoot it down you.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
There is a lot of people talking about.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Forty just something is not that mass appeal, but it says,
you know, like a portion of the pie. There are
some of us who absolutely love you know, Fort's and
there still something to happen them is they're.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
All instead of casual Friday, it's Cape Friday.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Race cars. Huh, Hello, yes, you drove. I got a
pink too too, hanging on the wall there to prove.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
Oh, that reminds me of pink too too.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
What do you think? And by the way, women, somebody
told me they read something.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
I don't know whether there's Winston Cup Scene or it
was one of the racing magazines, and they were talking
about how Grand Marshals have, how it's risen to more
of a status. And they point out to where me
and Billy Grand Marshals at nor Wilkes World Speedway second
to the last NASCAR race, and I said, gentlemen and
Jimmy Spencer, start your engines. He said, that's the point,
(20:08):
George Center. All of a sudden it was hip, but
Graham marsh it was a name because of that, you know,
say and with that, mate, Hello, now now I guess
I'll about do it.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Yeah, okay, hey tell you it's gonna work out.
Speaker 5 (20:19):
Stupid.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Thank you, Billy.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Oh but anyway, thanks for allowing me go down memory lane.
Sometimes I need to pump myself up about because we missed.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
So many of these moments.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Per se I heard.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
About Yeah yeah, So I like, all right, so I'll
be giving you all those speeches trying to get y'all
to pull yourself.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Together and Mario, well prime the pump next.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
That's right, man, We're already late about that, I tell you. Yeah,
we'll do that for a classic bit of the morning. Okay,
we'll do that.
Speaker 5 (20:49):
Another brilliant idea.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
All right, y'all, who wants playing in a stupid quiz?
Speaker 6 (20:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:55):
You next? Yot had it coming up in just second?
Speaker 11 (20:57):
Hang on, is heat wonderful?
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Good?
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Wednesday Morning Big Show is on the radio. Come up
on stupid quiz time? Pell as you said, you're getting
in the gadget. You got an ear thermometer?
Speaker 7 (21:10):
You know.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
That's the moment is that you hold up to your
ear for one second and it has a read out.
It tells you your temperature.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Yeah two hours, click look at it.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Click look at it.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
So you just hold up you here and click it.
It tells your ear temperature. Why is that important?
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Or is you read your body temperature by reading the
temperature on the inside of your ear?
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Cool? You have to stick it down there, So just
like just hold up just for a.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
Second, very quick, plastic cones.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
I just this is just me. I just used the
same one over and over.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Say, but I wouldn't trust y'all if y'all brought it in.
Oh this is the ear, and then it probably would be.
Now then y'all be making screen.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
You find out some butthole's got your telephone.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
All right, well, let's let's try to stay on time. Here,
I'll try to win quick one. Ain't on a big
show calling nine.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Here comes MARSI.
Speaker 13 (21:57):
Wide, don't any baby, and we getting ready to play.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Good morning to make Sellen's on the radio. All right,
have you seen Junior? Is great? Yeah, it's time. We
getting ready to play, going about it? That is quite true,
John boyd Well.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Said, easy, big fella. Helen out of running, West Virginia.
Good morning, Helen. How are you doing today? How are
you good? Good?
Speaker 2 (23:00):
What are you doing?
Speaker 8 (23:02):
House cleaning? I got company coming coming.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Oh it must be important company for you to actually
clean up.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
Huh yeah, well not that important. She stopped to play
the stupid quid.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Oh good you mother in law's coming. Where's she coming from?
Speaker 6 (23:16):
Helen?
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Philadelphia Philadelphia. Is that where you're from originally?
Speaker 8 (23:18):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Yeah, I didn't think you had that West Virginia twying
on you. So is your husband from West Virginia?
Speaker 8 (23:25):
No, he's from Philly too. His mother was born down here.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Okay cool. So y'all, So, are are you living there
or are you just like visit?
Speaker 14 (23:32):
No?
Speaker 8 (23:33):
So you're not living here fourteen years?
Speaker 3 (23:36):
You're not coming over, are you?
Speaker 8 (23:38):
No?
Speaker 4 (23:39):
I'm just gonna speak along a bit.
Speaker 12 (23:40):
Okay, what are you wearing now?
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Huh huh? I was generally I want to know about hell. Okay, anyway, Helen, Well,
let's play then, baby, you ready?
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Oh, I touched on phone. By the way you touch
a number on your phone, that's the way you chime in.
Speaker 8 (23:53):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
I first want to get three win. Okay, have you touched?
Just touch it once so we can make sure we
can hear it.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
There you go. Okay, all right, Mark, let's go.
Speaker 14 (24:01):
Baby already, let's go to English class. English spell the
plural of crisis.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Lrural of crisis. All right, c R I s I? No,
are you done? Schrisy spell christ?
Speaker 5 (24:28):
I did?
Speaker 2 (24:34):
It's some word that works like that you think of CHRISTI?
Fungus works like that fun guy. Yeah, that's what you are. Yes, fungus.
Speaker 14 (24:43):
I did called it fungi, remember, yeah, chloral of fungi.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Helen. Do you know the plural word of crisis?
Speaker 8 (24:54):
Is it c R I S I S.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
No, that's the single crisis crisis.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
Okay, we give now, but you did smell crisis.
Speaker 5 (25:03):
What is it?
Speaker 14 (25:04):
It's it's c R I S E.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
S crises crises. There's a difference. Crisis crisis.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
Crisis is one.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
How about the alright, let's go to science and this
tough one is multiple choices, multiple choices.
Speaker 14 (25:22):
The atomic number for this colorless, odorless gas is eight.
Is it a oxygen, B, carbon monoxide or C helium?
Speaker 5 (25:33):
Like?
Speaker 3 (25:40):
No, what was what was big?
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Carbon monoxide? This is like to put on a building
for the fireman so they'll know what's in there. Right,
the numbers a little triangle numbers. But no, I think
you're right.
Speaker 12 (25:52):
That does sound for the for the gases or flammable materials.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
I think flammable materials have a different.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Well whatever, So what my other two choices, oxygen and
helium go with helium?
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Would you call me oxygen oxygen eight?
Speaker 7 (26:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:14):
I thought it was h oh that's water.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
Usually economic numbers are numbers.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
All right, we're gonna I'm trying to stay on.
Speaker 14 (26:24):
Time, okay, all right, US and world history. Who was
the Prime Minister of Great Britain during World War Two?
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Weston Hall?
Speaker 6 (26:35):
Right?
Speaker 2 (26:35):
And five corners of the segment? Fair self, she'll be fed.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Where's emotions now?
Speaker 8 (26:46):
All right?
Speaker 6 (26:47):
Hell?
Speaker 2 (26:47):
And I'm up on you one another. Social studies multiple choice.
Speaker 14 (26:52):
What is the most widely spoken language in the world?
Is it a Chinese? Be Spanish? See Yiddish?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Uh? Well, you think Johnny has more people, I'd say
they speak more language. Johnny's Okay, that's right, that's scary,
that's right.
Speaker 10 (27:11):
All right, Helen, I know something.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
It ain't oxygen to help you.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
You got toilets to scrap.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Math class, math.
Speaker 14 (27:22):
Class in Roman numerals? How much is l V I
I l v I?
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Now you gotta know what l stands at.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
Good place to start.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Yeah, okay, one hundred is millennium? Is ill?
Speaker 5 (27:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (27:42):
Hellen?
Speaker 8 (27:44):
Is it a? And eight?
Speaker 11 (27:48):
Eight?
Speaker 7 (27:48):
No?
Speaker 1 (27:49):
That's say killo kilo. I'm trying fifty seven?
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Correct?
Speaker 6 (28:00):
What fifty?
Speaker 2 (28:01):
What hell was fifty?
Speaker 5 (28:04):
Hell?
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Listen, Jackie Hell has got enough pressure on her Mama
law coming over and everything.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Just make her happy before we hang.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
Up, Johnny, I got it.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
You go ahead, helln hold on. We're gonna make it
happy baby. All right, thank you for playing and listening
to the big show. We got time with the Mario song.
Ye all right, we'll do that in minutes.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Got it?
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Okay, all right, okay, hang on, Jackie, you take over.
We're tired. The request bit in the morning is coming
up next morning to make shows on the radio. All right,
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one favorite songs by request Patrick and everyone listener in
archives who promised him would play the song for me.
He just loves a Mario course, and grew up Mario
and my driver off and on all our lives. He
got his license herefore, I did you know how Mario?
He's an easy going guy.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
And of course Mary is a nickname that he got
from a stunt he pulled.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
In high school, right yeah, yeah, when he was driving
us involved a cornfield and in a maverick and won't
go into it.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
A legend boom.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
And goes right past that cornfield every day.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
All right, here it is.
Speaker 15 (29:42):
And when I go astray, he's with me all the word.
Speaker 5 (29:48):
It's Mario. He's missunderstood.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
He's in the way.
Speaker 5 (29:56):
He's Mario, but Mario. Don't feel.
Speaker 15 (30:07):
Booooooo Myrio. Donty And when he drives, he swerves, he gets.
Speaker 6 (30:29):
On all my nerves.
Speaker 5 (30:31):
It's Marios. He's misunderstood. It's every day with Mario, but Mario.
Speaker 6 (30:45):
Don't feel.
Speaker 11 (30:59):
My Ario.
Speaker 5 (31:01):
Don't whoa Mario?
Speaker 15 (31:10):
Oh Mario, only Mario?
Speaker 5 (31:16):
Ho the uh let's key to the gymcymy.
Speaker 6 (31:27):
Mario?
Speaker 5 (31:30):
Only Morio does myself?
Speaker 1 (31:40):
I tell you, everybody's complaining, going on to worry about things,
trying out loud.
Speaker 15 (31:46):
It's jobs out there that's a little bit more difficulty.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
What you got to do.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
Please please calm down, be a president of your job.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Don't complain all the time, don't argue, don't don't just
go only bothered trying out there.
Speaker 5 (32:14):
My real don't he ain't no Klonel club. This is
his only job. Mario, he's misunderstood.
Speaker 15 (32:36):
Every day with Mario, but Mario.
Speaker 9 (32:43):
Don't feel myrial, don't.
Speaker 5 (33:04):
Whoa Mario? Also Mario?
Speaker 6 (33:12):
Oh me, Mario?
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Does my s.
Speaker 6 (33:18):
Fool me?
Speaker 12 (33:33):
Please?
Speaker 11 (33:34):
Yeah me bed.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Morning to beg show. It's on the radio. All right, man, man.
Speaker 12 (34:01):
Man, well talked to a fireman. I'm sorry, a firefighter
translation of my brother. The hazardous numbers you see on buildings, right,
they don't have anything to do with the atomic numbering system.
It's a system called the seven oh four marking system.
It's assigned by the federal government for hazardous materials. They
are coded one through four, one being the least of
a problem, for being the greatest. And there's also color
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codes red meaning fire, blue meaning health hazard, white meanings
that water would have reactivity. There's one other color that
he couldn't remember what that one was. It must not
be really important.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
In other words, if you see an eight on a building,
you shouldn't be around there anyway.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
They Why didn't y'all tell me that before I've got
the oxygen question? Yeah, right, quick here before we get
in a couple of emails roten throughout the day.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Here's right here. I need to read it this time.
Remember that letter I read.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
It was a message from a special ops guy to
his wife hoping, Well, okay, we're hearing from him right now. Okay,
got an email. Hey guys, jag here of course not
his real name, because you can't us. Thank you for
reading a letter on the air that my wife Reese
heard last week it really meant a world tour and
made a seemingly dismal day much brighter. Rees Like many
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other special ops and Navy Seals, wives never get the
opportunity to hear from their husband's soldiers. I just want
to thank you for taking the time to make my
wife's day, as well as the day's of other soldiers' families,
much much brighter. I applaud the Big Show's open commitment
and support to the military, your patriotism, and the efforts
taken to keep families informed as you so often do.
Reading the letters from our soldiers airing from Navy ships,
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the voices of sons and daughters serving. This kind of
support does so much for the soldier's morale. I want
you to know that the soldiers appreciate and support the
Big Show, and we as soldiers, feel that each of
you serve your country well. Contrary to what I had
been ribbed about at my welcome home party, I didn't
fall off that fifteen foot wall. I jump on purpose, stupid.
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The knee is healing well and we'll be ready to
play golf with you guys and take care of thanksgive
for what you do. You appreciate the love. You mean it, Jack,
all right, good Jack, And I'm glad he's got to
hear that.
Speaker 4 (36:02):
That's what they were rolling.
Speaker 12 (36:04):
Yes, that's what I'd say, I'd jump.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Sounds like me trying to make up something. No offense yet,
I'm all in.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
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Good morning, the Big Shows on your radio. Hume Day
Abri the sixteenth. All right, Uh so it's corna Vince
quiz time. I guess, huh what we're gonna deal with?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Billy?
Speaker 3 (00:09):
We know pop music is commonly used in television commercials,
but nowadays it's actually showing up at funerals too.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Pop music at funerals. Well, let's deal with that, shall we.
I like an.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Ankle bracelet too, Jackie. I like that something about an
ankle brace sexy. Jackie's got on to your feet pillars.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
I just noticed Jackie and Radio were in the same shoes,
the same ankle.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
All right, well anyway, well let's deal with this right now.
One eight hundred, Big Show Caller nine. You'll play and
you should win.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Next the morning, the Big Shows on the Radio.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Happy seventeenth birthday to Doug Bowman, a second from Harrisonburg, Virginia.
Billy might remember we played him and Big Doug his
dad at Joe Bowman's Auto Plaza, played stupid quiz on
the stage.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
When we did.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Our parents are in Jews. Heay, what we do. I'll
tell you what's your meeting?
Speaker 5 (01:28):
You talk?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
He told me you did? All right, good boy, yeah,
I'm better live all right here, what y'all do No?
I like this man back stabbers?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Oh ja yeah, okay, readykay.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Wills, it's time.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
Quiz Jane.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
That's Brad from Leesburg, Florida.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
What he do.
Speaker 7 (02:02):
That?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
I'm on the Big Show, Man, on the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Sure our Brad to tell us about you man, tell
the world something.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Let's go, hey man, me and my brother got a
late model race car and we're struggling just.
Speaker 8 (02:14):
To keep up with the big dogs.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
But we'd love to get to go to Bristol and
see how it really does.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I hear you, man, what you need yourn some sponsorship?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I thought he was leading
up for.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Well, good luck, ah boy, we had a check book.
We'll be right in there with you.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I uh sell us prize bags if you answer the
letter correctly, Billy, Let's go.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
But well, Brad, there's a new poll that says the
dearly departed over in Great Britain are increasingly choosing pop
songs in the place of standard funeral type music at funerals.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Weird, Yeah, I believe that.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Now weepy movie ballads are the most popular news selections.
The top three Celene Dion's My Heart Will Go on,
the song from Titanic, go.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
On, no, no, no, I'll get your copy.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Also Bette Midler's wind beneath My Wings, the.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Wind, I am the wind beneath my she All.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Right, I'll put two cuts on the same and wait,
you also want to include Whitney Houston's I Will Always.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Love You.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
All right?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Who was that?
Speaker 9 (03:29):
No?
Speaker 3 (03:30):
It was Dolly Parton.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Yeah, yeah, that's what we selling met with Dolly her
sound like.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
This, it's working. I wish I was dead, all right.
But Brad. Among the strangest choices being made for funeral
music lately, a the Village People's y M C A B.
(03:55):
Wake me up before you go, go by Wham, or
see this recent American pop hit, Oh John.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Everything's going to be all right?
Speaker 6 (04:08):
Come by, Billy. Do you know you are the best?
Come on now, clap your hands, sing along with us
because we are the right singer. Kill you have different.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
On your big show for.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
The more there it's the rug and roll Station ten
years and coming more.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Well, that's just absolutly. I gotta go with the bird
man man, I got a date.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
And the good part, of course, he keeps you from
missing the guy so much.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
I mean the words of that class. You have different
people on your big show. All right, Hey, Brad, look
at you, buddy man Man.
Speaker 7 (04:52):
We love you.
Speaker 10 (04:53):
Guys down here.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
We appreciate you. Brad, thanks a lot, man. You hold
on Jack, you get your information. A good morning. You
got the Big show on the radio.
Speaker 7 (05:03):
Hey, horses and hawse. That's that's your old pelgard. And
I'm not working a lot over abusey Nissan or working
the friar over abusive burghers Colin Gaylord Sartage two in
the morning to sing body Holly tunes. I'm listening to
my favorite fellow head injury patience, John Boy Billy every
(05:23):
morning on the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Man.
Speaker 7 (05:27):
When was the last time I had hand?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one exports. All right, let me say this, uh,
this letter you're reading Bradshaw at the idea.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Let's let's look at some.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Of that so much a letter as a manifesto.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Let me see, uh, first of all, talking about his girlfriend.
He doesn't need our help with her. Uh, the situation
took care of itself. She's doing jail time, right, or
did I hear the news.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Wrong, you tight.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
At your girlfriend?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
You tell us let's see.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Uh, okay, here it is you have one for a
party for Oh no, that's page two.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Where does he talk about the party? Okay?
Speaker 6 (06:56):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Why am I writing?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
I'm behind trying to get out in the legal way,
and I happen to be a Richard Petty diehard fan
while I'm working with my city of Richmond to throw
Richard a surprise party. Would you guys like to come? Well,
you're invited, but I got one problem. I need you
guys to host the party and bring plenty of grilling
sauce as well as the grill. I've got a lot
of mouths to feed, so host and cater. Apparently I
got a lot on you.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
It's just an idea.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
I can't do it all.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
I don't care what you think about me. But Richard
deserves a birthday party on his birthday. The charity race
is at seven thirty PM as well, and we'll be
on the big screen. So during the commercial breaks, do
some jokes or something.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Yeah, that'd be nice, Mabe for once.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
I had to ask you to stretch or anything like that.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
But help me feller out.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
It's birth cane.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
One mate can put that outside.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
It's not me made mete, It's not big little canet.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Look.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
I wish I thought that I would have been better
for I said it in paper.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Continuous people will be eating as they watch the race.
How am I going to pay for all this? Well,
you put one million dollars on a track seat, how
many people will show up to grab the million dollars?
Tickets are forty dollars for all section. So someone pays
forty dollars for a seat and walks out a millionaire.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Ha ha ha.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
You got coming up and not now?
Speaker 2 (08:21):
So how do we do it? Volume?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Apparently the Richard Petty Fan Club four hundred is going
to be exciting. I've got eleven NASCAR drivers pitted against
thirty three indy racers who've never gotten into a stock car.
Then forty four celebrities are matched with forty four drivers
as car owners, and then all hell is going to
break loose. I'm taking spotters, pit road speed limits, and
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two way radios out of the race.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Well, what did you do to make a difference? Sixteen
fellers on horseback and not? You left that out?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Now, one stock car driver and one paid patron will
walk away from the race with a million dollars each.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Well, all right, so tell me how that sucks. Let
me see.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Okay, the celebrity owner gets paid for being there and
profits go to the nine to one one victims. I
get to impress my governor to sign my petition for
pardon and JUNI Don Levy allows me to fill the
Winston Cup and Bush team out of his shop for
a franchise field.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Hey, guy's got it going on.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Hey, all right, his girlfriend gets out of jail, so
she'll be the boss until Governor Warner lets me out.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Well over a Junior and flosse. Here they come.
Speaker 10 (09:41):
I think you putlerers finally caught out.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Where are we going? John Boya and Dilly? He's just
being melodramatic. You've got to ignore it if you really
want to help him. This morning, we're yell dumb right,
(10:17):
good morning, a big show. It's on your radio. All right, Wait,
waiting on, Here comes ladies and gentlemen. Mister Rubard, what's
up my niggles?
Speaker 7 (10:27):
What?
Speaker 10 (10:28):
Wait a minute, maybe that should be what's up my niggles?
Speaker 3 (10:32):
No, that's not much better.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
You got me straight tripping boo.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
You've got me a straight tripping boo.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Don't hate on me.
Speaker 10 (10:41):
I want to make you laugh. I'm here to bring
joy head. It's Stephen Randy Bye. Once upon a time
there was a class room. The teacher said, George, go
to the map and find North America. So George went
up and said, here it is. Teacher said correct, Now,
class who discovered America? And the class said, George, what's
(11:09):
the difference between roast beef and pea soup? I don't
know anyone can roast beef. A beggar walked up to
a well dressed woman shopping on Rodeo drive. No, she
was in Texas, very fancy Rodeo. I haven't eaten anything
(11:34):
in four days, the beggar said. She looked at him
and said, I wish I had your will power. What
is the best birth control for senior citizens?
Speaker 2 (11:48):
What nudity?
Speaker 10 (11:53):
Why should you plug your ears when you meet a
tennis player because he makes a lot of racket. Some
third grader somewhere is gonna tell that later today. What
did the fisherman say to the magician? What pick a cod?
Any cod? Why did the leopard baseball pitcher retire? Why
(12:18):
he threw his.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Arm out.
Speaker 10 (12:23):
And now I end with a bang with a funny story.
Is this guy as though he was on the side
of the road, hitch hiking on a very dark night
and in the middle of a storm stormy.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
That thunder sounds real. Well, the night was rolling and
no car went by.
Speaker 10 (12:49):
The storm was so strong he could hardly see you
feed ahead up, who's out there? Suddenly he saw a
car coming towards him and it stopped.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
What'll sounder?
Speaker 10 (13:05):
And the guy, without thinking about it, got in the
car and closed the door, just to realize there's nobody
behind the wheel. Well, the car starts slowly. The guy
looks at the road and sees a curve coming his way. Scared,
he starts to pray, begging for his life, when just
before he hits the curve, a hand appears through the
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window and moves the wheel. The guy paralyzed in terror.
Watch how the hand appears every time before a curve.
The guy, keathery strength, gets out of the car and
runs to the nearest town. He goes into a bar
and asks for two shots of tequila and starts telling
everybody about the horrible experience he went through. A silence
(13:49):
enveloped everybody when they realized the guy was crying and
he wasn't drunk.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
How did this sound?
Speaker 2 (13:59):
About half an hour later, two guys walked in the
same bar. The other looked at the other and said, look.
Speaker 10 (14:06):
That's the a hold that got in the car while
we were pushing it. Yeah, am I finished amusing y'all a.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
Quite like a clown.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
But see you losers. Good morning the Big Shows on
the radio.
Speaker 6 (14:28):
To point in, miss man, I know what I'm doing?
Speaker 2 (14:31):
What home on? Bloody hell?
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Hello, this is Ozzie Osbourne and I hate bubbles, but
I love John Boy and Billy and the whole gang
at the Big Show?
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Who are we talking about? Rocky roll?
Speaker 8 (15:20):
No?
Speaker 2 (15:20):
I'm serious, man, I need it. We need to hear
the Mario song.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Good Morning the Big Shows on the radio. We're just
working here. Uh you wouldn't tell it by looking at us.
I mean not just like that we don't work, but
but the way we're dressed. And he says we he
means he no. Man, Jack says somethingbou that he Hello,
check Jackie out. Jean's run around barefoot.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
You know all he needs is a will work for
food sign.
Speaker 11 (15:51):
I just feel like.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Clas and I then picked the shoes off.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
I'm doing a cart.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Wheel for you.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Wear a casual bunk?
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Can you work? No one pays attention if you.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Take shoes off the men's club. But that's a whole
nother story.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Oh man, that's cool, So yeah, I don't anyway, it's
a Mario song. I think Mario's little speech about appreciating
your jobs.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
I think I'll just go on and bother people crying out. Well,
there you go, right there.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
That's a little preview of the hopecoming feel good speech
of the morning.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Please please stay tuned, plead.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
It is if you don't Mario. This song kind of
describes my old childhood friend.
Speaker 12 (16:32):
My favorite Mario moment was still when he said, I'll
tell you what you are about the radio business, and
I worry about my life.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Oh this was.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
This was years ago when I can't remember a program
director was man because I was playing some songs that
I wanted to hear off the format.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Good thing I grew out of that.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Mario just happened to be in the building and somehow
got drawn into the meeting. I'm still not sure how
that happened.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
What logic was that Mario listener Johnny's got to play
the songs that are on the list.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
I mean, there's research and the stations and network has got.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
To don't quit encouraging him. Don't encourage you're standing there
and turn it.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
And that's where I said, I tell you what you
learned about radio station network.
Speaker 12 (17:23):
It is actually one of the few times that somebody
that got caught onto the carpet that didn't even work here.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
You can't find me.
Speaker 5 (17:30):
I don't even work well.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
You know, you said, don't bother me calls.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
You know everything I wanted to do that told me
not to do it back when it was classic rock
and I gotta be buzz or russy Wallace, you know,
a race fan win the race.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
We started, of course at race Shots, right.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Around the hometown of Charlotte, North Carolina.
Speaker 12 (17:44):
And this is where your logic is flawed. You only
remember the ones that actually worked out good. We remember
the ones that didn't work out so good.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
We're just we're just worried about that moment, like that
moment when all of Eddie Murphy's buddy said, you can
do anything. You should cut an album.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Got got thirty how many I got?
Speaker 4 (18:05):
You have to tell me what you're talking about. Albums
oh seventeen.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
All right, alright, he's stupid. Nobody don't buy no album.
You'll hit bud on it. Y'all put lakers and say
what you want. I got one thing saying what was that?
But he wonderful.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
That?
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Yeah? Yeah, network week a network is show. He's stupid.
Ain't nobody wants to listen? A couple of hicks out
in North Carolina.
Speaker 12 (18:30):
See that was coming from people who didn't want to
compete with us. That wasn't coming in the room. We
were like, yeah, more money, less work.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Yeah, they can travel out leaving the farm.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
Yeah, I could actually hear your thoughts at that time.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
You said there's a change of peace. I'm gonna let
you do most of the word.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Oh no, private jets are too expensive.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
Okay, let's just worry and.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Pay for that. Who's gonna fly two hicks to there?
Speaker 5 (19:03):
All right?
Speaker 4 (19:03):
All right? Fort mondays, all.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Right, that's one.
Speaker 5 (19:08):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
That's still a good idea.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Man's let's not shoot it down you.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
There is a lot of people talking about.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Forty just something is not that mass appeal, but it says,
you know, like a portion of the pie. There are
some of us who absolutely love you know, Fort's and
there still something to happen them is they're.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
All instead of casual Friday, it's Cape Friday.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Race cars. Huh, Hello, yes, you drove. I got a
pink too too, hanging on the wall there to prove.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
Oh, that reminds me of pink too too.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
What do you think? And by the way, women, somebody
told me they read something.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
I don't know whether there's Winston Cup Scene or it
was one of the racing magazines, and they were talking
about how Grand Marshals have, how it's risen to more
of a status. And they point out to where me
and Billy Grand Marshals at nor Wilkes World Speedway second
to the last NASCAR race, and I said, gentlemen and
Jimmy Spencer, start your engines. He said, that's the point,
(20:08):
George Center. All of a sudden it was hip, but
Graham marsh it was a name because of that, you know,
say and with that, mate, Hello, now now I guess
I'll about do it.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Yeah, okay, hey tell you it's gonna work out.
Speaker 5 (20:19):
Stupid.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Thank you, Billy.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Oh but anyway, thanks for allowing me go down memory lane.
Sometimes I need to pump myself up about because we missed.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
So many of these moments.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Per se I heard.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
About Yeah yeah, So I like, all right, so I'll
be giving you all those speeches trying to get y'all
to pull yourself.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Together and Mario, well prime the pump next.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
That's right, man, We're already late about that, I tell you. Yeah,
we'll do that for a classic bit of the morning. Okay,
we'll do that.
Speaker 5 (20:49):
Another brilliant idea.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
All right, y'all, who wants playing in a stupid quiz?
Speaker 6 (20:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:55):
You next? Yot had it coming up in just second?
Speaker 11 (20:57):
Hang on, is heat wonderful?
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Good?
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Wednesday Morning Big Show is on the radio. Come up
on stupid quiz time? Pell as you said, you're getting
in the gadget. You got an ear thermometer?
Speaker 7 (21:10):
You know.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
That's the moment is that you hold up to your
ear for one second and it has a read out.
It tells you your temperature.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Yeah two hours, click look at it.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Click look at it.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
So you just hold up you here and click it.
It tells your ear temperature. Why is that important?
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Or is you read your body temperature by reading the
temperature on the inside of your ear?
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Cool? You have to stick it down there, So just
like just hold up just for a.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
Second, very quick, plastic cones.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
I just this is just me. I just used the
same one over and over.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Say, but I wouldn't trust y'all if y'all brought it in.
Oh this is the ear, and then it probably would be.
Now then y'all be making screen.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
You find out some butthole's got your telephone.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
All right, well, let's let's try to stay on time. Here,
I'll try to win quick one. Ain't on a big
show calling nine.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Here comes MARSI.
Speaker 13 (21:57):
Wide, don't any baby, and we getting ready to play.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Good morning to make Sellen's on the radio. All right,
have you seen Junior? Is great? Yeah, it's time. We
getting ready to play, going about it? That is quite true,
John boyd Well.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Said, easy, big fella. Helen out of running, West Virginia.
Good morning, Helen. How are you doing today? How are
you good? Good?
Speaker 2 (23:00):
What are you doing?
Speaker 8 (23:02):
House cleaning? I got company coming coming.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Oh it must be important company for you to actually
clean up.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
Huh yeah, well not that important. She stopped to play
the stupid quid.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Oh good you mother in law's coming. Where's she coming from?
Speaker 6 (23:16):
Helen?
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Philadelphia Philadelphia. Is that where you're from originally?
Speaker 8 (23:18):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Yeah, I didn't think you had that West Virginia twying
on you. So is your husband from West Virginia?
Speaker 8 (23:25):
No, he's from Philly too. His mother was born down here.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Okay cool. So y'all, So, are are you living there
or are you just like visit?
Speaker 14 (23:32):
No?
Speaker 8 (23:33):
So you're not living here fourteen years?
Speaker 3 (23:36):
You're not coming over, are you?
Speaker 8 (23:38):
No?
Speaker 4 (23:39):
I'm just gonna speak along a bit.
Speaker 12 (23:40):
Okay, what are you wearing now?
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Huh huh? I was generally I want to know about hell. Okay, anyway, Helen, Well,
let's play then, baby, you ready?
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Oh, I touched on phone. By the way you touch
a number on your phone, that's the way you chime in.
Speaker 8 (23:53):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
I first want to get three win. Okay, have you touched?
Just touch it once so we can make sure we
can hear it.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
There you go. Okay, all right, Mark, let's go.
Speaker 14 (24:01):
Baby already, let's go to English class. English spell the
plural of crisis.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Lrural of crisis. All right, c R I s I? No,
are you done? Schrisy spell christ?
Speaker 5 (24:28):
I did?
Speaker 2 (24:34):
It's some word that works like that you think of CHRISTI?
Fungus works like that fun guy. Yeah, that's what you are. Yes, fungus.
Speaker 14 (24:43):
I did called it fungi, remember, yeah, chloral of fungi.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Helen. Do you know the plural word of crisis?
Speaker 8 (24:54):
Is it c R I S I S.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
No, that's the single crisis crisis.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
Okay, we give now, but you did smell crisis.
Speaker 5 (25:03):
What is it?
Speaker 14 (25:04):
It's it's c R I S E.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
S crises crises. There's a difference. Crisis crisis.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
Crisis is one.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
How about the alright, let's go to science and this
tough one is multiple choices, multiple choices.
Speaker 14 (25:22):
The atomic number for this colorless, odorless gas is eight.
Is it a oxygen, B, carbon monoxide or C helium?
Speaker 5 (25:33):
Like?
Speaker 3 (25:40):
No, what was what was big?
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Carbon monoxide? This is like to put on a building
for the fireman so they'll know what's in there. Right,
the numbers a little triangle numbers. But no, I think
you're right.
Speaker 12 (25:52):
That does sound for the for the gases or flammable materials.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
I think flammable materials have a different.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Well whatever, So what my other two choices, oxygen and
helium go with helium?
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Would you call me oxygen oxygen eight?
Speaker 7 (26:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:14):
I thought it was h oh that's water.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
Usually economic numbers are numbers.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
All right, we're gonna I'm trying to stay on.
Speaker 14 (26:24):
Time, okay, all right, US and world history. Who was
the Prime Minister of Great Britain during World War Two?
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Weston Hall?
Speaker 6 (26:35):
Right?
Speaker 2 (26:35):
And five corners of the segment? Fair self, she'll be fed.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Where's emotions now?
Speaker 8 (26:46):
All right?
Speaker 6 (26:47):
Hell?
Speaker 2 (26:47):
And I'm up on you one another. Social studies multiple choice.
Speaker 14 (26:52):
What is the most widely spoken language in the world?
Is it a Chinese? Be Spanish? See Yiddish?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Uh? Well, you think Johnny has more people, I'd say
they speak more language. Johnny's Okay, that's right, that's scary,
that's right.
Speaker 10 (27:11):
All right, Helen, I know something.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
It ain't oxygen to help you.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
You got toilets to scrap.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Math class, math.
Speaker 14 (27:22):
Class in Roman numerals? How much is l V I
I l v I?
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Now you gotta know what l stands at.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
Good place to start.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Yeah, okay, one hundred is millennium? Is ill?
Speaker 5 (27:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (27:42):
Hellen?
Speaker 8 (27:44):
Is it a? And eight?
Speaker 11 (27:48):
Eight?
Speaker 7 (27:48):
No?
Speaker 1 (27:49):
That's say killo kilo. I'm trying fifty seven?
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Correct?
Speaker 6 (28:00):
What fifty?
Speaker 2 (28:01):
What hell was fifty?
Speaker 5 (28:04):
Hell?
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Listen, Jackie Hell has got enough pressure on her Mama
law coming over and everything.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Just make her happy before we hang.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
Up, Johnny, I got it.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
You go ahead, helln hold on. We're gonna make it
happy baby. All right, thank you for playing and listening
to the big show. We got time with the Mario song.
Ye all right, we'll do that in minutes.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Got it?
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Okay, all right, okay, hang on, Jackie, you take over.
We're tired. The request bit in the morning is coming
up next morning to make shows on the radio. All right,
(29:04):
one favorite songs by request Patrick and everyone listener in
archives who promised him would play the song for me.
He just loves a Mario course, and grew up Mario
and my driver off and on all our lives. He
got his license herefore, I did you know how Mario?
He's an easy going guy.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
And of course Mary is a nickname that he got
from a stunt he pulled.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
In high school, right yeah, yeah, when he was driving
us involved a cornfield and in a maverick and won't
go into it.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
A legend boom.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
And goes right past that cornfield every day.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
All right, here it is.
Speaker 15 (29:42):
And when I go astray, he's with me all the word.
Speaker 5 (29:48):
It's Mario. He's missunderstood.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
He's in the way.
Speaker 5 (29:56):
He's Mario, but Mario. Don't feel.
Speaker 15 (30:07):
Booooooo Myrio. Donty And when he drives, he swerves, he gets.
Speaker 6 (30:29):
On all my nerves.
Speaker 5 (30:31):
It's Marios. He's misunderstood. It's every day with Mario, but Mario.
Speaker 6 (30:45):
Don't feel.
Speaker 11 (30:59):
My Ario.
Speaker 5 (31:01):
Don't whoa Mario?
Speaker 15 (31:10):
Oh Mario, only Mario?
Speaker 5 (31:16):
Ho the uh let's key to the gymcymy.
Speaker 6 (31:27):
Mario?
Speaker 5 (31:30):
Only Morio does myself?
Speaker 1 (31:40):
I tell you, everybody's complaining, going on to worry about things,
trying out loud.
Speaker 15 (31:46):
It's jobs out there that's a little bit more difficulty.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
What you got to do.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
Please please calm down, be a president of your job.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Don't complain all the time, don't argue, don't don't just
go only bothered trying out there.
Speaker 5 (32:14):
My real don't he ain't no Klonel club. This is
his only job. Mario, he's misunderstood.
Speaker 15 (32:36):
Every day with Mario, but Mario.
Speaker 9 (32:43):
Don't feel myrial, don't.
Speaker 5 (33:04):
Whoa Mario? Also Mario?
Speaker 6 (33:12):
Oh me, Mario?
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Does my s.
Speaker 6 (33:18):
Fool me?
Speaker 12 (33:33):
Please?
Speaker 11 (33:34):
Yeah me bed.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Morning to beg show. It's on the radio. All right, man, man.
Speaker 12 (34:01):
Man, well talked to a fireman. I'm sorry, a firefighter
translation of my brother. The hazardous numbers you see on buildings, right,
they don't have anything to do with the atomic numbering system.
It's a system called the seven oh four marking system.
It's assigned by the federal government for hazardous materials. They
are coded one through four, one being the least of
a problem, for being the greatest. And there's also color
(34:23):
codes red meaning fire, blue meaning health hazard, white meanings
that water would have reactivity. There's one other color that
he couldn't remember what that one was. It must not
be really important.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
In other words, if you see an eight on a building,
you shouldn't be around there anyway.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
They Why didn't y'all tell me that before I've got
the oxygen question? Yeah, right, quick here before we get
in a couple of emails roten throughout the day.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Here's right here. I need to read it this time.
Remember that letter I read.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
It was a message from a special ops guy to
his wife hoping, Well, okay, we're hearing from him right now. Okay,
got an email. Hey guys, jag here of course not
his real name, because you can't us. Thank you for
reading a letter on the air that my wife Reese
heard last week it really meant a world tour and
made a seemingly dismal day much brighter. Rees Like many
(35:09):
other special ops and Navy Seals, wives never get the
opportunity to hear from their husband's soldiers. I just want
to thank you for taking the time to make my
wife's day, as well as the day's of other soldiers' families,
much much brighter. I applaud the Big Show's open commitment
and support to the military, your patriotism, and the efforts
taken to keep families informed as you so often do.
Reading the letters from our soldiers airing from Navy ships,
(35:31):
the voices of sons and daughters serving. This kind of
support does so much for the soldier's morale. I want
you to know that the soldiers appreciate and support the
Big Show, and we as soldiers, feel that each of
you serve your country well. Contrary to what I had
been ribbed about at my welcome home party, I didn't
fall off that fifteen foot wall. I jump on purpose, stupid.
(35:53):
The knee is healing well and we'll be ready to
play golf with you guys and take care of thanksgive
for what you do. You appreciate the love. You mean it, Jack,
all right, good Jack, And I'm glad he's got to
hear that.
Speaker 4 (36:02):
That's what they were rolling.
Speaker 12 (36:04):
Yes, that's what I'd say, I'd jump.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Sounds like me trying to make up something. No offense yet,
I'm all in.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
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