BONUS - Real or Fake: Subway Heists, AI Churches, and Face Tattoos That Think for You

Can you tell the difference between actual news and viral fiction? In this episode of Real News or Fake News, the team tests their BS detectors on headlines that sound too ridiculous to be true—but some of them are. From teens stealing a subway train after watching a movie, to a face "tattoo" that warns you when you're mentally fried, to a real-life church formed by people who believe ChatGPT is God… things get weird.

Plus: A fake lawsuit over an "ugly baby" fools the internet, and the team debates whether plastic surgery counts as genetic fraud.

This segment proves that the truth really is stranger than fiction.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
This just in you're hearing it first right here on
The Jewel Show.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Elon Musk has offered Donald Trump free Twitter premium if
he stops calling him the space dweeb in public.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
It's the Jewel Show. Never that could actually be a
real news headline. Good. Yeah, it's stranger that it is,
but it's not. I just made that one up.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
See how easy it is to make up fake news?
And that's why every single week we bring you the
geniusly named segment Real News or Fake News, where you
can test your skills and see if you can tell
what's a real news story and what's a fake news story.
I read a news headline from a new story that's
gone viral this week, and you have to see if
you can tell whether it's a fake one or a
real one.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
First news headline for real news or fake news. Teenagers
watch Teen Bandits, a movie about a subway heist, and
still a subway train the next day to reenact the movie.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Is that real or fan? Gosh, I'm gonna go with real.
How are you gonna steal a subway train? I don't know.
They figured it out while watching the movie.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Oh that's yeah, can that work?

Speaker 1 (01:00):
I don't know. That's why I think Victoria. What do
you think it's a real or fake?

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Teenagers watch teen band It's, a movie about a subway heist,
and steal a subway train the next day to reenact
the movie. Is that a real new story or fake news?

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Real? Real?

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Will to reels producer Brad Teenagers watch teen Bandits, a
movie about a subway heist, and steal a subway train
the next day to reenact the movie.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
Everybody knows the subway trains don't always work all the time,
and this would be very unlikely. I'm going to say
the story is fake.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
You're saying fake this is a real news story.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
The battle.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
This week, two teenagers in Queens, New York, hopped aboard
an unattended Our Line subway train, took control of it,
hit speeds up to thirty miles per hour, and then
collided with another train and built it on foot.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
They were later arrested.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
Oh no, yeah, they weren't any driving instructions in the movie.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
O gosh, the same thing. They were like, how do
we drive this? I don't know. They didn't do that
in the movie. They just knew how quick. YouTube wait,
there's no.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Internet pull up TikTok be able to tell you how
to drive a subway train on there, it's real news
or fake news. The segment where I read a news headline,
you have to see if you can tell whether it's
a real news story from the week that went viral
or a fake news story that people actually believed. Here's
your next headline for real news or fake news.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
New face tattoos.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Can actually tell you when to take breaks and when
you're mentally overloaded. New face tattoo can tell you when
you should take breaks or are mentally overloaded? Is that
a real news story or a fake news story.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
I'm gonna go with fake, but this might not be
a bad idea.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
What I'm gonna go with fake? You know, with fake
produce bad.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
New face tattoos can tell you when you should take
breaks or are mentally overloaded? Is that a real news
story or a fake news story?

Speaker 4 (02:48):
Unfortunately, because personal responsibility has completely gone out the window
and nobody knows how to take care of themselves without
someone on TikTok telling them this is a real news story.
Because you need to be slapped on the head with
it something.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yeah, yeah, this is a real news story created the
e tattoo. It's a face tattoo. It's not really a tattoo,
though it looks like a tattoo. There are electrodes that
go over your face. It looks like a face tattoo.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Is it perpetent.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
No, you can take it on and off, but it
can tell you where you're mentally overloaded or we you
should take a break. They say it's good for pilots
and stuff like that. So if next flight you're on
and there's a pilot who looks like post malone, don't
be like, oh great, we're gonna die. Be like, oh cool,
he's got the tattoo. You'll know if he needs to
take a.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Break or not. Otherwise known as poser, It's real news
or fake news?

Speaker 2 (03:39):
The segment where I read you a news headline from
the week that went viral and you have to see
if you can tell whether it's a real news story
or a fake news story that people actually believed. Here's
your text headline for real news or fake news. Man
Sue's wife for having an ugly baby and wins Man
Sue's wife for having an ugly baby and wins Is
that a real news story here fake.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
I feel like I want to say real because I
think I know the story. And if I don't know
this story, I know a story.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
So I'm saying real.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Okay, says real Victoria Man Sue's wife for having an
ugly baby and wins?

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Is that really fake? I'm gonna that's fake. Like you
can't sue anyone for anything, but not for an ugly.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Faith wait to find out or a brad Man Sue's
wife for having ugly baby and wins?

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Is that a real new story or a fake one?

Speaker 4 (04:26):
Everybody knows your marriage vows are a contract. He carefully
slipped those in and this is a breach of contract.
This is a real news story.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
This is actually a fake news story, but people were
freaking out when they read it. The new story said
a man found out his wife cheated and allegedly sued
his wife for genetic fraud after she gave birth to
an unattractive baby. This story was fabricated, and of course
people were freaking out online.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
God, we think he was real.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
This was a real story years ago though, because the
woman had plastic surgery, she had had her nose done
and so something else done on her face and so
when the baby came out, the dad said the baby
was ugly, and he also sued but did win because
it was like she lied about what she really looked
like and the baby got her old nose.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Oh isn't that crazy? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, it's real news
or fake news.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
The seconment where I read a news headline, you have
to see if you can tell whether it's a real
news story from the week then went viral or a
fake news story. Here's your next headline for real news
or fake news. New church starts because thousands of AI
users now believe that chat GPT is God. Oh my god,
a new church has started because thousands of AI users

(05:37):
now believe.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Chat GPT is God. I think this is real and
it says real Victoria.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Thousands of AI users now believe chat GPT is God
and have started.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
A new church. That's ridiculous, fake, she.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
Says, fake, produce a brad New church starts because thousands
of users now believe chat GPT is God.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
Everybody knows it doesn't take much but a few words
to create a rabid, stupid following.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
So this is real.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
This is one real Yes, has now been turned into
a church with actual clergy and services because thousands of
AI users believe that chat, GPT and artificial intelligence is
God and they're able to access the secrets of the
universe through chat GPT.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Now they can eat every Sunday. What are the services about?
You got the type in the chat GBT, Hey give
me a Sunday service and it probably does. Sure it does.
Give me a sermon. Well that that's kind of trippy.
I kind of actually want to go to that church.
Now just put it in your cha GPT. We can
have one right now.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
Okay, Hi, I didn't mean right now, right now, give
me a short sermon. Let's see what God says. Oh
my gosh, it says absolutely. Here's a short uplifting sermon.

(06:56):
Good morning today. I want to talk to you about
something simple. Yeah, powerful, the pause. We live in a
world that glorifies hustle, noise, constant motion. We scroll, we swipe,
we chase. But in Psalm forty six to ten, it
says I say something radically different.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
What not God says something radically different? Oh it is God?
Still I know that I am God? What sub jc? No,
it didn't didn't really that's crazy? All right? Well, now,
now believe in the Church of chat GPT.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Oh though your phone brank happens every single hour on
the twenties, it's time for your phone brank. And then
right after that is Nina's what's trending And no forget
The Jubil Show will be live on stage at the
Tacoma Comedy Club June twenty second. That's just like next week.
Ye just go to the Jubilshow dot com and then
click on on stage and who knows, maybe we'll have

(07:55):
a service from chat gpt that day too.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
It's on a Sunday, I think the word's day. Wow,
he uplifted my friends