The Full Jubal Show from July 30th, 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Do you have any pet peeves?

Speaker 2 (00:01):
It's the Jewble Show, you know, like when you go
to the grocery store and you're out to set self
checkout machine and you're trying to scan an item and
it's just not scanning. So you're sitting there looking for
a real life attendant to help you out, and they're
on the phone with the cops reporting you for not
wearing pants.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Wow, how dare they bugs me so.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Much when that happens? Anyway, I asked, because there's a
thread going viral of the weirdest pet peeves that people have,
and we'll tell you what the number one odd pet
peeve Americans have. Right after this we'll go over the rest. Also,
text us with yours if you have any weird pet
peeves four one o six one, or you can call
us eight eight eight three four three one oh six
one and we'll go over it right after this.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
It's the Jewel Show.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
I can't stand it when somebody tells a story and
there's literally no payoff at least lie if you can
tell the story isn't going anywhere and make it exciting
the Jewel Show.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
I'm so triggered.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Right, that's a text message We got in at four
to one oh six one because there's a trend going
viral of people sharing their weird pet peeves, and that
is one when someone's telling or when it's worse, when
you're telling the story and you can tell it's going nowhere,
you're like, how do I make this interesting?

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Like do I lie or something else? So anyway, I
won the lottery, Yeah, and then I found twenty dollars yeah,
in my pocket.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Here are some of the weirdest pet peeves that people have. Also,
you can text yours in four to one oh six
one or call us eight eight eight three four three
one oh six one. People who act like pineapple on
pizza is still controversial, you know what.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Yeah, calm down, it's been around for a while. The
debate is over. Yeah, they really. You can have your opinion,
but the actual debate it didn't help it. It never
went away. Yeah, but it's just gross. That's fine. That
can be your opinion. But the debate doesn't need to
exist because it be there. But no matter how fruit,
there should not be fruit on pizza. Do you understand

(01:50):
that no matter how mad you get, it's not going
to change the fact that it exists. Should not be
on There isn't tomato a fruit? Yes? Technically so tomato
sauce and tomato. Okay, it's a fruit, Victoria tomato. That
doesn't count because you said there should be no fruit
on pizza.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
Yes, but that tomato doesn't count because tomato loki. Let's
be honest, like anyone else think it's a like loki vegetable.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Like it's just kind of vibes with vegetables. Again, it
identifies as a fruit, it has seeds and you can
eat it like an apple.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Therefore, we're going over a trend that's going viral of
people sharing the oddest pet peeves. Will tell you what
the number one weirdest pet peeve in America is in
just a second. But here's another one group photos where
people say, wait, I look weird after twelve takes.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
I know, I'm The problem is what friends? Don't let
friends look ridiculous in pictures. It's just a thing.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
I can tell how many times I've been taking a
group photo and it's like, if somebody's doing that, and
then the last one that they're okay with, my eyes
are closed.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
But at that point I'm out of gas.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
I'm like, dude, it's fine post that picture of my
eyes because I don't care.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
That's probably with me, and I'm sorry about that, but
also not really.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Someone else said their weirdest pet peeve is folding towels
is quote wrong in quote according to your roommates.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Obviously very personal home. Wait what folding towels is wrong?
Or you fold the towels wrong?

Speaker 4 (03:15):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (03:15):
How are you supposed to fold a towel? Very specifically?

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Obviously this person's roommate is very specific about how they
like towels folded.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
I mean, I've heard people be like that about sheets,
but I've never heard people freak out about towels.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Well, I will say, if one towel is folded one
way and then the other one right on top of
it is folded a different way, that gets very annoying
because like, bro, just fold it one way, like we
gotta we gotta communicate, So both folded the same exact way.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
So we're about consistency, yes, not it.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Another top odd pet peeve that people have is using
red receipts and not replying in the phone when it
comes to text messages. I'm guilty of that, but also
I didn't know my red receipts were on. I had
no idea, and one of my friends texted me and
they're like, hey, are you ever going to get back
to this text message? And I was like, oh, yeah, sorry,
just seeing this and he's like, you have retroceepts on

(04:01):
and I was like, well, I did see it, like
three weeks ago. I saw it, but I put it
back in my pocket. So I did see.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
It, but I didn't respond. I do feel super salty
when I see that happen, and it really like, don't
respond to me within like at least a few hours,
you know what I mean. I'll give you a little
bit of grace. Yeah, you just completely ignore it. I'm
gonna feel some kind of way. Watch text me. I
won't respond. I feel like what you will. It's a
game now though he has his red receipts on, so
like I can see it.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
So I give it like an hour and I'm like,
it's a game. We like play and do it again.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
But sometimes I open my phone and then the notification
opens the text and I'm not ready to read the
text yet, and so it'll give a red receipt but
I haven't really read it. I just know that there's
a text and I'll come back to it whenever I remember.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Say whenever you remember what should never happened.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Here's another one of the top odd pet peeves that
people have. People who use voice notes says, it's not
a podcast, just text me bro what.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Now in Victoria? And not only do you send one,
you send multi to pull well, that way you can
get the whole story.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yeah, Victoria sends a lot of voice notes and texts
instead of just a text message.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
There's so much nicer. I don't want how to text
and like twiddle my fingers. Let's also go back to
the first pet peeve was when people tell a story
that doesn't have a point. When you have multiple voice
notes with no point, you're left going, why did I
just do that? Well, the person's the second one is
the real one. Gotta get you to the end there.
I like your videos better.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Here's another one of the top pet peeves that people have.
People who say no offense and then immediately say something offensive.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
I didn't get you that.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
I don't think ever possible for someone to be like
no offense without saying somebody offensive right after it.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
In my mind, when I do that, though, I'm trying
just to be like honest but not hurt you. You
know sometimes when honesty sounds a little bit harsh, but
it's because you love that person that you want to
tell them the truth when they ask, you know, So
I'm like, no offense, Like I'm telling you this because
I love you. Like that looks terrible, I know.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
He is another one of the top pet peeves.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
When someone types haha, but you know they're not actually laughing.
I'm laughing on the inside. Did you type it if
it's not funny?

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Well, because like I like, I am not laughing out loud,
but like I think.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
It's heat take it's funny enough. Yeah, okay, I know that.
I think it's funny. Wow, Victoria, Now I see how
it is.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
And the number one pet peeve that people have, according
to this threat that's going viral, is a microwave beeping
and nobody opening it. That is really annoying, don't you
nobody microwaves something? Yeah, like, aren't you gonna get it?
Somebody did that in a break from the other day
and I'm standing there. I'm like, where'd they go? There's

(06:48):
nobody in here. This thing just finished, and it's like
it's done. Do they don't want their food?

Speaker 1 (06:54):
You're lean waiting?

Speaker 3 (06:56):
Yeah, it's another Jebile phone for mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
Hello, it's a great day a mattress company. This is Peedeakins.
I was looking for Heather, who just purchased a new
mattress of this.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
I'm sorry you who? This is Pete Akins? How you doing?

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Just calling from mattress company, checking in, seeing how things
are going?

Speaker 5 (07:27):
I'm sorry?

Speaker 1 (07:28):
What time is it right now? It's so confusing.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
It's about three thirty in the morning West Coast time.
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (07:37):
Yeah, no, no, yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:40):
No, yeah, but I don't know why you're calling.

Speaker 5 (07:45):
It's three in the morning.

Speaker 6 (07:53):
Hello.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Hey, it's Pete Deakins. I think we got disconnected there, Heather.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
How you doing? I was just calling a check in.
I can't talk great, I'm so tired.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Just calling the check in see how the mattress is
working out that you just purchased with us.

Speaker 5 (08:10):
Can I just ask what the you're doing?

Speaker 7 (08:13):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Will?

Speaker 2 (08:14):
I'm just sitting at my desk, yeah, just making my
customer service calls, just checking in.

Speaker 4 (08:19):
The calling people at three thirty in the morning, asking
if their mattresses. Is that?

Speaker 1 (08:24):
What you're doing.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
You know what, Sometimes I forget. I'm an insomniac, so
I don't sleep much, so I get started early in
the morning trying to get a jump on everything.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Is it a little toy? Is it too early for
you right now? Yes, it's too early for me. What
the are you doing?

Speaker 2 (08:41):
Like?

Speaker 4 (08:41):
What kind of this is insane customer service activity?

Speaker 1 (08:45):
What are you doing? Should I call you back later?

Speaker 4 (08:50):
No?

Speaker 8 (08:51):
No, don't call me back.

Speaker 9 (08:53):
That It's fine, Just gye.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Some questions about the mattress and how it's working.

Speaker 4 (08:58):
Out, questions about the PD.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
I'm picking up on a little bit of frustration.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
Get a light okay, so you know what, I'm picking
up on a little bit of morning frush.

Speaker 8 (09:16):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (09:17):
I just like the mattress person again. Hello, hello, hello.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Oh hi.

Speaker 10 (09:24):
My name is Trevor and I'm calling from mattress company
and I was looking for other who just purchased a mattress.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Working I thought it's the matches company.

Speaker 7 (09:35):
What matches did you buy?

Speaker 5 (09:37):
Excuse me, I I'm aboue to pick with your company?

Speaker 10 (09:41):
Okay? Is it because of anything to do with the warranty?

Speaker 1 (09:46):
Cause? Like okay, oh okay.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
I'm sorry you guys have called five times, five times
about the mattress.

Speaker 5 (09:58):
The Matthews is fine, and east time it's another weirdo
on the phone, and I'm so confused.

Speaker 8 (10:03):
Just leave us alone.

Speaker 5 (10:05):
Is three thirty in the morning.

Speaker 4 (10:09):
Who the hell is making customer service calls right now?
Are waking people up?

Speaker 1 (10:15):
I have work, sir. Okay, so I'm located.

Speaker 4 (10:21):
Oh my god, Trevor, it's Trevor.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Trevor, go to bed. Hello.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
Hey, it's Pete Eakins calling from mattress again. Heather, I
think we got cut off our last time we were talking.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
See Pete, this is the last time you and I talk.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Okay, thank you for calling.

Speaker 5 (10:47):
We love the mattress.

Speaker 4 (10:48):
We don't need to talk to you guys anymore.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Please stop calling up.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
I was just gonna actually suggest that we send you
a different mattress because it sounds like this one. Not
getting a good slip.

Speaker 4 (11:01):
No, you're the reason I'm not getting good sleep. Okay,
don't go on again.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
All right, Well, I'll let you just know it's a
prank phone call then I can do that. Sorry about Collins.

Speaker 5 (11:14):
Or at least, Oh my god, are you.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Actually Jubile from The Jubil Show? Doing a phone brank
on you and your husband.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
Set you up?

Speaker 7 (11:21):
God, why why what.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
Are you kidding me? No?

Speaker 2 (11:34):
He said, you guys got a new mattress and you
hate getting woken up. So I came in at three
point thirty in the morning to make this phone call
to you.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
No way, that is commitment, fully traumatized. Thank you, all right,
go back to bed. Okay, wake up every morning with
jubile phone franks. This time for Nina is what's trended?
Have you nominated your favorite teacher yet? Don't forget I
Heeart Radio think a teacher is going on now so

(12:01):
you can get your favorite teacher public school teacher five
thousand dollars going into the new school year, which is amazing, right,
get all the supplies and stuff.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
A new couch the classroom. Hey, some teachers have couches
in their classrooms. And let me tell you.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
My teacher had that so much nice couch in the
classroom that yeah, well is my mom actually so I
could still take naps in there. But I'm like, is
that okay?

Speaker 4 (12:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Because I had the other.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
Teachers have like bean bags and different fun chairs. And
then when I was in high school, I didn't want.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
To go you go to I know, what kind of
school is it?

Speaker 11 (12:30):
What do you mean?

Speaker 1 (12:30):
I mean I had to learn things in school, but
this is actually trapped.

Speaker 12 (12:33):
Now.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
I understand a little bit.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
Called the reading corner. Nina read but you could.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
Okay, Well, somebody who probably spent a lot of time
in the reading corner is Mark Zuckerberg because he is
a smarty parents and he just unveiled his vision for
personal super intelligence.

Speaker 7 (12:50):
I believe deeply in building personal super intelligence for everyone,
and at Meta, we have the resources to build a
massive infrastructure required and the ability to deliver new technology
to billions of people. I'm excited to build this future,
and We've got a lot more to come.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
Sin Okay, So he actually went on for a couple
of minutes that was just him like giving the basics
of it. So what I got out of this is
it's every person basically having their own assistant super intelligence.
And so the way he sees it is the future,
everybody's going to have those glasses, the smart glasses, So
your whole life is going to be on these glasses.
But the purpose and why he believes in it so
strongly is because he thinks that we need to be

(13:26):
living a fuller life. He wants to allow people to
have the time to connect with the people that they
love and to be able to focus on what really matters,
so not to have their personal assistant do their job
for them, just make their life easier.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
But if we all need these glasses he talks about
the AI glasses, whatever you think after needing, Like after
wearing those for a certain amount of time, we will
need actual glasses because our eyes are going to be
so messed up.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
It's got a funny take one glasses off, just put
another on.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
I will just realize how good it is, and then
before we know it will be in a vat, plugged
into a bunch of machines and living in the matrix.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
We're gonna be like Wally, I mean it could be fun.
I'm not sure, Like what today, I don't really know,
Like if you just like plug me in and then
who knows what happens? Like can I be a superhero?
Have you ever tried those glasses on before?

Speaker 6 (14:13):
No?

Speaker 1 (14:13):
But I want to get some. There's this dude that
I met on the fourth of July and he had
him on and he let me check them out, and
it was so crazy. Like you would use your eyelids
just like to look up, and then all of a sudden, today, well, howard, calendar,
do you look up? Crazy? I mean it was just
I mean it's crazy. I felt like I was plugged
in that.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
Moment, and I would I want to get those, but
I'm so bad at keeping a calendar. I would look
up and it would say no events today, except I
would have a lot of things scheduled that day. That's
why I would need the super AI and.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Then it would all be there. Actually, this would be
great for you, It would be wonderful.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
But he would have to put the events in his calendar,
which is what he would then not do.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
But he also has to do is say it.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
But he'd be like, wow, my calendar is so free, Like,
oh my gosh, I know I have so much time
for activities.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
I just hear the voice doo boll No, yeah, anyway,
I know sometimes I slip into it. This is cool
or is it? There's new shapewear for your face. Call
me super Intelligence, because I'm about to drop that knowledge
on you. I am cracking myself up today. Anyway, If

(15:17):
you haven't seen, Kim Kardashian has just announced that Skims
is dropping shapewear for your face. It's supposed to pull
your skin up and it's supposed to help with collagen production.
I mean you wear it all the time, like I
think you wear it at night. Oh okay, so if
you I mean picture you know, like when you see
people that have just come out of plastic surgery and
they have like those wraps all the way around their head.

(15:39):
It's kind of like this, but it's a one piece
that you just kind of slide over your face. So
it's a mask. You can put it on you and
be like I am Batman. No, your face is exposed.
It just holds up your like under chin.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
You could also do jaw on facial exercises. You know
they say smiling in the mirror like ten times in
a row, like purposefully can help you know you who
screw that?

Speaker 1 (15:59):
Actually you're supposed to go wow, wow wow like that
and it wakes up all and you say wow and
it wakes up all of the muscles on your face
and it helps. What do you say, lift your cheeks? Wow? Lift? Sorry,
you can spend your money on the shapeware just do
some wows. But that's what's trending It's time to catch

(16:21):
a cheater Only on the.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
Jubile Show, Candace is on the phone today for to
cutch a cheater, and she's been with her boyfriend Jesse
for two years, but now she thinks that he might
be cheating. So in a few minutes, we're gonna call
him and see if we can catch him if he is.
Hopefully he's not. But Candace, let us know what's going on.
Why do you think that Jesse's cheating on you?

Speaker 4 (16:39):
Well, so I've been sitting on this information for a
little bit and I'm kind of doing So. We've been
together for two years, and just six months ago, you know,
our leases, we're both up, and we decided, you know,
let's move in together. So we did, and you know,
things have changed a little bit. Like I let him

(17:00):
do his thing. He goes out at night, he does
the boy's thing. But it's kind of getting, you know,
four nights a week he's going out.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Okay, it's a lot.

Speaker 4 (17:09):
Yeah, I mean it's like football games, it's poker, it's
it's all these things, right, And so I let his side.
I'm busy, right, he can do his thing. I can
do my thing, and just On Friday, I had a
call from my boyfriend's old apartment complex the smoke alarm,
what's going off? And I was looking at the emergency

(17:31):
contact and he never told me that he still had
that apartment.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
Oh, going okay, Wow, so he was paying rent there too, apparently. Yeah,
so you don't know. Yeah, you don't know any of that. No,
I'm not.

Speaker 4 (17:49):
Sure what's going on. And I wanted to see if
you guys get home me before I like totally lose
it on him. It's been you know, we've been together
for two years and we've been living under the same
room for six months, and he never decided to share
this information with me.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
Yeah, and then he's missing four nights a week. I
would be concerned. I think that's very valid.

Speaker 4 (18:09):
Yeah, I mean, you know, this never came up, Like
I just think that, like this is a total red
flag for me, because you know, everything's been good. I mean,
he's still like affectionate with me. You know, he comes
home like ninety percent of the time. I know, there
was a couple of instances where his friends like verified
that he was with them and they stayed out and
he didn't want to come home drunk. So fine, but

(18:32):
this information, I'm a little bit on edge.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
Yeah, I mean, even if he's not cheating, I'd still
be mad he was lying about the more outside of this.
I mean, these are very big red flags. Has he
been acting different towards you at all? No?

Speaker 4 (18:46):
That's where I'm like, is he like a complete sociopath?

Speaker 9 (18:49):
Like?

Speaker 2 (18:50):
I mean no, So you think maybe when he's out
for these boys nice and you said he doesn't come
home sometimes, Yeah, maybe he's staying at his apartment or something.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
That is the conclusion that I would jump to. Yeah. Absolutely,
I'm sorry he never told me.

Speaker 4 (19:07):
Yeah, I mean I kind of am.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
I don't want to complete.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
I mean, like, I don't know, I'm like not the
girl to mess with, Like I am into fitness competitions
and I can list them weight. So I don't know
why he's gonna try me like this, But we're gonna
we're gonna make sure if this is something that he's
actually cheating, like, it's not gonna be good.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
How hard has not to say something? Pretty hard.

Speaker 4 (19:29):
I'm really trying not to lose it, and I'm hoping
that we can strain this out today. And I'm hoping
the ten percent chance he's not cheating on me is
what I'm really hoping. But I'm also logical and I'm
not a complete moron, so I don't know there is
that ninety percent chance.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
Right, Okay, Well, you already told us what grocery store
he's a rewards card member at, So we'll do the
usual call and pretend to be from the grocery store
and say that every single month, we choose one random
rewards card member who gets three flowers delivered from our
floral department, and we'll see if he sends those flowers
see you or to somebody else. Okay, all right, all right,
we'll play a song and then call him and get
you to catch a teter next right in the middle

(20:09):
of to catch a theater if you're just joining us.
Candace is on the phone and she thinks that our
boyfriend of two years named Jesse might be cheating. So
we're about to call him and pretend to be from
the grocery store that he's a rewards card member at,
and say that every single month, we choose one rewards
member who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department,
and we'll see if he sends those flowers to Candace's
girlfriend or to somebody else. But before we make that

(20:29):
phone call, Candace, why don't you catch us up on
your situation.

Speaker 4 (20:33):
So, yeah, we've been dating for two years and six
months ago our leases were both up and we decided
to move in together, and the assumption was that we
did not keep those old apartments, and his old apartment
called me because the smoke detector was going off, so
leading me to understand that he is still paying rent

(20:54):
for his apartment that we were before we got together,
in the apartment.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
We're in now, and you know thing about this.

Speaker 4 (21:01):
I know nothing about what's going on.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
I'm hoping to figure it out. Yeah, all right, well
are you ready for us to try? Please?

Speaker 9 (21:08):
All right?

Speaker 1 (21:09):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
Hello, Hi, this is horrible calling from I was looking
for our rewards card member named Jesse.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
That's me, Jesse.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling to say a big congratulations and thank
you for shopping with us.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
Here this month's big lucky winner.

Speaker 9 (21:34):
Oh ready?

Speaker 8 (21:36):
Oh, what's good, Turkey? What's good?

Speaker 2 (21:39):
Every single month, we choose one rewards card member who
gets free flowers delivered from our floor department. So You've
just won thirty six long stim red roses, a box
of candy or chocolates, and a car to be delivered
to anybody that you want with in the fifty United States.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Absolutely free.

Speaker 8 (21:53):
That's a lot.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
Congratulations.

Speaker 8 (21:56):
Well yeah, winter winter flowers for dinner? Cool? What do
I gotta do to like pick him up or deliver?
What do we gotta what's the next step? Man?

Speaker 2 (22:04):
Very simple? I can take the information over the phone.
It just takes a matter of minutes. We can do it,
all right, sweet. The first thing I will need will
be the first and last name of the person you'd
like to send them to.

Speaker 8 (22:17):
H Yeah, K C C A S E Y k C.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
All right for the card before I get to the
address and stuff. Is there anything you want to put
on a card?

Speaker 1 (22:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (22:29):
How about how about I love you and I want
you back? Please call me.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
I love you and I want you back?

Speaker 8 (22:38):
He changed? You changed the name like instead of uh
my name? Could you do it like from its too?

Speaker 2 (22:44):
K C?

Speaker 8 (22:44):
Could you do it from Bailey? B A I L E. Y.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
Okay, So you wanted to be from a bait from Bailey?
Are you Bailey?

Speaker 8 (22:55):
It's it's an inside joke, but I figure if my
name is attached to the account, then it'll like probably
already says they're from So you just switch the two
Casey from Bailey.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
To Casey from Bailey. Okay, Jesse, what the hell? What
are you doing? Jesse? That's your Candace. This is actually
the Jewbil Show.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
It's a radio show, and we do a segment called
Takata Cheeta where if you think your significant other might
be messing around, you see who they send flowers to?

Speaker 4 (23:19):
And are you freaking kidding me? Two years, six months
we've been together? Okay, flowers? Oh listen, Candace, I listen.
I let you go out at night and do your thing.
Most women don't do that, and I'm letting you do
your thing. And now you're going to send flowers to
somebody else?

Speaker 2 (23:40):
Are you?

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Ine?

Speaker 4 (23:40):
Is this your ex girlfriend?

Speaker 13 (23:42):
Listen?

Speaker 8 (23:42):
Candas, Candas Cannas. Okay, listen, this is crazy. Okay. I
would never cheat on you, all right, hold on, hold on,
I would never cheat on you, okay, all right?

Speaker 4 (23:50):
And why are you sending flowers to somebody else? So
you know, the apartment called me the other day because
your smoke alarm is going up. You never totally six
months we've been living in the same household, and you
never told.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Me that you didn't get rid of them. Are you
pretty girls over there? That what's happening. It's the boys.

Speaker 4 (24:08):
It's the boys, and everybody just has.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
Women over there.

Speaker 8 (24:11):
Hey, okay, radio show the blue of my spot. You
want to mute her for a second. I have not
cheat on you. I don't plan on cheating you. I
would not cheat on you.

Speaker 4 (24:22):
Okay, you put on the card I love you and
I want you back.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Yeah, right, you're not cheating on me. Okay, I'm supposed
to believe that.

Speaker 8 (24:30):
Well, yeah, if you heard the whole thing, so that
you've heard two different names. Okay, all right, just let
me explain, all right. So, yeah, this looks bad. Okay,
but get more. Here you go.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Here.

Speaker 8 (24:41):
Let's so, my friend Casey, my friend Casey who you know?
He asked, because we were moving it together, if he
could get into my old apartment because his girlfriend Bailey
kicks him out. So I thought it was only going
to be a few weeks. Okay, So, but you know,
she refuses to take him back. So when I got

(25:01):
the flowers, I thought, Hey, why don't I be a
good buddy play Cupid and you know, maybe if I
use Bailey they could connect and making get Casey out
of the old apartment. So yeah, this is dumb, sure,
but I mean.

Speaker 4 (25:15):
Cheating on you, it sounds ridiculous, Like I really, I do,
I want.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
To believe you.

Speaker 4 (25:22):
Why didn't you tell me six months? If this is
like you're playing Cupid, why not tell me six months?
Like we're together every day in the same.

Speaker 8 (25:28):
House now, and then I'm going this, I don't know
how to put you know, I'll just send it to
you or I don't know how to like prove this
to you other than show you in my phone, which
I will do.

Speaker 5 (25:38):
But you just kind of like, I mean.

Speaker 8 (25:40):
Give me a second.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
You were sending flowers to your buddy but from his
girlfriend in hopes that what he'd call her and then
they would get back together.

Speaker 8 (25:48):
Well, I mean, I mean just a smooth wheels along here.
I mean that sounds better than me like being a
fake or another person in cheating on you, and like
and then there's other person I'm cheating on you with
giving them a fake name, Like that sounds looney tunes.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
I mean, really, is that you've just been lying about
having your apartment there whether maybe you're telling the truth,
and that's great, thank you for being a good friend.
But why are we lying to the person that you
live with about still having an old apartment.

Speaker 8 (26:14):
It's not It's just it's not that I am the older.
There's nothing and there's none of my.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Stuff is there to pay for it cheap? I ain't
paid for it, Okay, So.

Speaker 8 (26:28):
Yeah, I'm not gonna I'm like, he's getting free flowers,
he's not getting free rent off me.

Speaker 4 (26:34):
I really need like hardcore proof though, if I mean,
I want to believe you, really it sounds it sounds plausible,
but I need hard proof because the fact that you
didn't tell me six months, even though you're not paying
for it, it's still something that I thought you should
have shared.

Speaker 8 (26:48):
Okay, well, okay, yes, obviously, I mean better to ask
what is it to forgiveness and permission?

Speaker 1 (26:55):
Yeah, I've been up.

Speaker 8 (26:56):
For the whole thing. Sure, okay, but uh well hold on, okay, So.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
Uh, Casey just text.

Speaker 8 (27:06):
Me back and he is out of the old apartment
as of two weeks ago. So that's why the smoke
alarms going off, because against the flowers aren't needed him
and Bailer back together and he just forgot to let
me know, so breaking financial restitution. You know, the biggest

(27:27):
screw up right now is me and you having this
conversation online.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Seriously, this is a very this is convenient timing.

Speaker 4 (27:33):
If this is If this is true, you better be
sending me.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
You better be sending me more than cloud.

Speaker 8 (27:37):
I will I will scream, I will screenshot my text
right now.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
I will send you his contact info.

Speaker 8 (27:43):
You can hit him up or whatever you want to
do first. I will say whatever if you want to
like story straight, whatever you want, that's.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
What I want.

Speaker 4 (27:51):
Yes, I want to hear it from everyone's mouth.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
I will be reaching out to them too, that's fair.

Speaker 4 (27:56):
Yeah, I'm not going to be played for a fool.
I'm going to get to the bottom of this and
I'm going to hear it from everyone's now.

Speaker 8 (28:01):
Yeah, I'm clean the fool. I think I got that covered.
I think I proved that everybody just now, Yeah, said
give me out the doghouse gang, What do we got
concert tickets anything.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
Because I'm not convinced Caesar Jesse, I don't know if
you're out of the doghouse and he can just to
give us that update.

Speaker 8 (28:16):
Was line was line apart was the only thing so that.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
He wants a reward the jewel shows to catch a cheater.
You know what's weird about your quiz is, Katie, is
that all the work is right and just the answers
are wrong. I know that having a boyfriend may seem
like the most important thing in the world right now,
but you don't have to dumb yourself down to get
guys to like you.

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Speaker 12 (29:57):
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that could be.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
Considered a rational thought.

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Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened
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Speaker 2 (30:19):
Whole time for America's favorite trivia game, you versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
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and let's meet today's contestant for you verus Victoria Dylan
was up.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
Dylan, how are you? I'm doing great?

Speaker 8 (30:37):
How about yourself?

Speaker 1 (30:38):
Wonderful? Thank you for asking, Victoria, how are you? I'm
doing great. I keep feeling I have to sneeze, but
I'm okay. Oh and you have to pee and yep,
so if you sneeze, pe can come out. Ewe absolutely, Mark,
you laughed too hard? It does it too? All right, Well,
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Speaker 8 (31:01):
Absolutely?

Speaker 9 (31:02):
Better better get I.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
Think it's good to get things moving quickly when somebody's
struggling like that. You know what I mean, Dylan, get
right in the game. Get it done so that she
can go to the bathroom and you know, blown ose
or whatever. I just I'd hate to think of Victoria
just sitting there waiting for the game to be played
and waiting a long time for it.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
Yeah, what did you say? I didn't hear you? Can
you repeat that? Oh?

Speaker 2 (31:22):
Nina, thank you for asking. All Right, here we go
thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible. If you
don't know one, just say pass and Victoria has to
beat you outright away. And she's outside now, Dylan, are
you ready to go? Yes, sir, here we go, Dylan,
your time starts now.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
What's the term for a diagram showing evolutionary relationships?

Speaker 9 (31:47):
Pass?

Speaker 1 (31:48):
What does the gen alpha slang term phantom tax mean?
Which three zodiac signs are water signs?

Speaker 6 (32:00):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (32:01):
What year did the Titanic sink?

Speaker 9 (32:04):
Nineteen eleven?

Speaker 1 (32:05):
Who is the most who has the most Instagram followers? Oh?

Speaker 9 (32:10):
Kim Kardashian?

Speaker 2 (32:13):
All right, got that in. We'll bring Victoria back into
the studio. And while she's getting settled, Dylan, here's a
question for you. If you were a wrestler, what would
your wrestler name be?

Speaker 9 (32:22):
Ooh ah man, you know, I think.

Speaker 8 (32:29):
A big b.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
All right, Victoria, If you are a wrestler, what would
your wrestler name be?

Speaker 4 (32:38):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (32:39):
Tune, I finally got an answer for Like the last
question you asked me on trivia, My answer would be.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
Senorita. Yeah, I like it? Is it a smack dad?
Just show lease on him shower takes the ring. Why
because you have to you said I do, but not that.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
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definitely guys.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
If anyhow guys are listening to this, they're not gonna
want to date.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
Your cape is a golden shower curtain?

Speaker 2 (33:29):
All right, thirty seconds Answer as many questions possible.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
If you don't know when, just say pass.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
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can tell senor senor when to go?

Speaker 1 (33:45):
All right?

Speaker 9 (33:45):
Ready?

Speaker 1 (33:47):
Yeah, her diagram showing up a left evolutionary relationships that
I didn't hear it. What does the gen alphis slang
term phantom tax mean?

Speaker 13 (34:00):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (34:01):
What next? Which three zodiac signs are water signs? Pisces aries?
Is the quarious one? Is that one of your phone
print characters? I don't know past what year? Did the
Titanic sink a long time ago? Who has the most
Instagram followers?

Speaker 3 (34:18):
Oh wait, it used to be Selena Gomez. Uh yeah,
I'll go slingo mez okay, got that in.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
Let's send it over to the scoreboard now and see
how you guys did social media as your score as
I would have nobody.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
Did very well. It was zero's across the board, right, Talen.
That means you win.

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Speaker 9 (34:51):
Amazing.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
Let's get the answers now with Nina. The term for
a diagram showing evolutionary relationships is called a phylogenetic bro
one Oh, no, fie yeah, filo genetic tree. My bad,
so you told you no no. The jen alphis slang
term phantom tax means stealing food from a friend who
uses a How did you get there? The three zodiac

(35:16):
signs that are water signs is cancer, Pisces, and Scorpio.
Dan its close. The year the Titanic sunk was in
nineteen twelve, and Christiano Ronaldo has over six hundred and
thirty five million followers. Oh, David, I bet Selena Gomes
is right after him. She's probably very close, Dylan, thank
you for playing.

Speaker 9 (35:34):
Thank you have a good one.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
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Speaker 1 (35:47):
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Speaker 4 (35:55):
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Speaker 2 (36:02):
Mason is on the phone today for a first date
follow up and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Toy.
So in a few minutes we'll call her and see
if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe
get him a second date. But first, Mason, how long
has it been since you heard from Tory.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
Gosh, it's been like ten days? Okay. Have you tried
to get a hold of her in that time?

Speaker 9 (36:23):
Yeah, I mean you know, I text her like a
couple of.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
Times, and she just left you on red. So why
don't you tell us about the date, Mason, Let's see
if we can try to help you out.

Speaker 9 (36:32):
Well, yeah, it was really cool. Went to this thing
called a taco crawl. I didn't know about it, so
we went to it. But it's like, uh, kind of
like a bar crawl.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
Okay, that's cool. Yeah, that sounds like a good time.

Speaker 9 (36:46):
Yeah, it's like tacos obviously, and then restaurants, you know,
food trucks and then there's also like mariachi bands and
salta dancing.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
It was really cool. That's so fun. Did she seem
to like it?

Speaker 14 (36:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (37:00):
She she ate more tacos than I did.

Speaker 9 (37:02):
I was like, damn, I could respect that.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
Good. What else happened on the day.

Speaker 9 (37:09):
Well, let's see, there was this moment she had hot
sauce on her nose and like I wiped it off
and we just kind of looked at each other and laughed.
You know, it just felt like we knew each other
way longer than just a couple hours.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
Yeah, so it was cute, not awkward.

Speaker 9 (37:24):
No, I mean it was it was nice. It was
fine and like we both laughed. It wasn't like weird
or anything.

Speaker 3 (37:30):
You know.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Mm hmm. Did you guys keep flirting with each other? Like,
did you have other moments?

Speaker 15 (37:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (37:36):
Okay, I know it's kind of corny, but like we
kissed on top of the parking garage and like the
sumb was setting and it just felt so perfect.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
So what could have gone wrong?

Speaker 9 (37:46):
Well, gosh, like I did Okay, So I did do
one thing. I asked for mild salsa instead of spicy,
and she looked at me like kind of it made
me feel like she was questioning my mand a little bit,
and I was like, oh, I have a stomach.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
Ulcer, which which is not true.

Speaker 8 (38:05):
I don't know why I lied about that.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
How does she react to, oh, I have a stomach ulcer?

Speaker 9 (38:10):
Like she's eating hot, hotter stuff than I am, but
she's just taking it, and I'm like, kind of, what's
it out? So I kind of felt a little bit
nervous about it, you know.

Speaker 8 (38:18):
So I just I don't know. I am pultubly lied.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
So it's not so much that you didn't eat hot sauce.
Maybe she just knew that you were lying.

Speaker 9 (38:26):
Now, like I wonder if she did, because I think
I got like flustered and maybe it was kind of
obvious I was lying.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
I do kind of sund I do sometimes kind of
look sideways though it does it can't do spicy. Why,
I'm like what, I don't know. It's just kind of like, wait,
if I can, why can't you? You know, don't you
ever wonder that? No?

Speaker 9 (38:45):
Okay, well, I mean I felt a little a little
bit like insecure, to be honest, But you think that's
why she's ghosting you?

Speaker 1 (38:54):
Yeah, it could be that.

Speaker 9 (38:55):
I mean I don't know if it's that. It just
seemed like that big of a deal. But okay, well,
I also drop the truro down the storm drain, and
I said it was a sign from the universe, and
I feel like she thought that was stupid.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
What kind of sign? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (39:09):
Oh, you know that this truro just wasn't meant to be,
you know.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
Okay, all right, so you think that she's ghosting you
because she thinks you might be a liar and stupid.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
Going one, Yeah, it could be.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
All right, we'll play a song come back, and then
call her and see if she tell us why she's
ghosting you and maybe get you a second data right,
all right, thanks guys, Okay, we'll get your first day
follow up next.

Speaker 1 (39:38):

Speaker 2 (39:41):
Right in the middle of today's first date follow up,
And if you're just joining us, Mason is on the
phone and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Toy.
So we're about to call her and see if she
tell us why she's ghosting him, and maybe get him
a second date if he still wants one. Before we
do that, though, Mason, why don't you break down your
dat again for.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
Us real quick?

Speaker 4 (39:57):
Okay?

Speaker 9 (39:58):
So we went to a taco crawl, which is kind
of like a bar crawl. We hit up like a
bunch of taco shops, had a really good time, and
we kissed on top of the garage.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
And I kind of.

Speaker 9 (40:09):
Felt like maybe because I didn't I kind of lied
about like having the stomach ulcer when she looked at
me funny because I was eating, wasn't eating like the
spicy sauce And I throw down the drain and and
said it was a size for the universe. So maybe
she thinks I'm Gorney or something. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
All right, are you ready for us to call her?

Speaker 9 (40:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (40:30):
Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi man speaks of toy
please And this is Hey Toy.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
How are you? This is the Jubil Show. It's a
radio show. Hi Tori, I'mina, Hi, I'm Victoria. Oh hi hi?

Speaker 2 (41:00):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (41:01):
Is this one of those like prank shows or.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
Something like, y'all got to help me out? What's going on?

Speaker 2 (41:06):
No, we're calling you today because we do a segment
on our show it's called the first Date follow up.
That's where if you go on a date with somebody
and you ghost them, that person can ask us to
get you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting them.
So we got an email about you from somebody.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Oh my god, is this about taco guy? Mason, he's
got a name. Yes, it is about Taco Guy.

Speaker 13 (41:30):
Well, I mean, you know how you like, maybe the
girls know, like when you're talking about guys with your girlfriends,
they all kind of wind up having nicknames. But totally
I didn't think people actually did this.

Speaker 15 (41:43):
Wow, I don't know what to say. Uh, yeah, are
you ghosting him? Yeah? Honestly I ghosted him because he cried.

Speaker 13 (41:54):
Oh why not like telling me something emotional or like
something personal?

Speaker 5 (41:59):
He teared up during the street performance.

Speaker 13 (42:01):
Uh there was like a guy jugging, juggling flaming swords
to my heart will go on? Oh And I looked
over and Mason literally wiped here.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
I was like, is this that for real? That it's
pretty cool? Say anything to him about it. I don't
like you don't you don't have more by lean beyond Tory.
That's Mason. He's actually on the phone listening and wants
to talk to you.

Speaker 13 (42:25):
Oh uh hey, Mason, Look, I'm not trying to like
judge your feelings or whatever. I just I need someone
to start off with a little more chill like for
I don't know if you tell y'all, but he also
told me that my taco order was poetry. Like that

(42:45):
seems a bit extreme, doesn't seem very normal to me.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
Were you being serious, Mason?

Speaker 9 (42:51):
I mean, it was a perfect order. It had like
great texture, great heat. It was actually like a perfect balance.
I was just trying to compliment.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
Okay, okay, but you said it was and I.

Speaker 13 (43:02):
Quote, the most sensual food pairing that you'd ever seen.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
Just kind of threw me off. Oh, it sounds like
it's flirting.

Speaker 9 (43:09):
Yeah, I mean I was just flirting, like I mean,
you know, I wasn't trying to be like weird about
it or anything, but like we're on a day, we're
having fun, you know. Just thought it would be like
kind of a witty line. I wasn't trying to make
you feel uncomfortable or anything.

Speaker 8 (43:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (43:24):
I try to see things from like the perspective of
like beauty in the world, you know, like I try
to see things poetically.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
Like I thought that was romantic.

Speaker 9 (43:33):
You know. I didn't think it was like weird or anything.
I just thought it was like, hey, let's add some
romance to the situation.

Speaker 13 (43:41):
Yeah, I mean it honestly just felt like being on
a date with a Hallmark card.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
Very strong cames across very strong.

Speaker 5 (43:50):
I don't know if you told them.

Speaker 13 (43:51):
About this already, but you dropped the trow and you
said something about.

Speaker 5 (43:54):
Like it's a sign from the universe.

Speaker 13 (43:56):
And I could just kind of tell that, Like people
around us were looking at it, like do you take
it down on us?

Speaker 9 (44:03):
I don't get what you mean by that, because like everybody,
you know, all these girls like on social media and stuff,
they say they want like a sensitive, poetic guy, and now,
like you know, I did that, and now you're telling
me that that's a turn off. I don't I don't
get it.

Speaker 13 (44:17):
Listen, it was just a lot for a first date, Okay,
Like I'm not like all those other girls, a lot
of girls on social media who are just constantly saying
whatever they you know, what they're looking for. I really
like masculine guys, okay, very masculine dudes.

Speaker 9 (44:33):
I mean, I feel like poetry is like the ultimate
like masculinity, because you're you're able to like be one
with your sensitive side while also like expressing beauty with
us you know, it's like it's it's hard to be vulnerable.
Like I feel like the the hyper masculinity thing, it's

(44:54):
not even real masculinity because they're hiding part of themselves,
you know, Like I was very myself for you. That's
that's how I feel about it. Let me tell you
something about Mason. Mason loves hard and he isn't scared
to show.

Speaker 13 (45:07):
It's okay, okay, Mason, thank you for the update on Mason.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
Tory, would you like another date with Mason? We'll pay
for it.

Speaker 13 (45:22):
Honestly, Mason is very sweet, but I just need a
little less of the poetry because it's kind of coming
across as fake and a little more reality.

Speaker 5 (45:32):
So I'm gonna say no.

Speaker 13 (45:34):
Guys, but Mason, you know, Mason can go find Mason
someone who likes the poetry.

Speaker 5 (45:39):
You on the first date.

Speaker 9 (45:42):
Well, Tory, I guess something else that you'll never find
out about Mason is that I have trouble finding on
the way that fits.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
Dole's first date follow up. There's a lot, guys, I
think I'm siraling. I don't know what to do, how
I want to do. I don't know are you spiraling
to spiraling as Hard? As the people on this show.
Probably not.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
And you'll find out just how hard we're spiraling when
we check in with the Jubil Show and see what's
going on in our lives. Right after this, it's the
Jebile Show.

Speaker 3 (46:15):
Is a dope.

Speaker 6 (46:20):
Again, your heart is true, You're Bell and a party
invited everyone a little.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
The biggest gift would be from me, and God detached
would say thank you. Every iconic show has their wacky
cast of characters, and the Jebel Show is no different.
Why it's the Jewel Show with your drunk ant Nina Hi.
And then of course there's everybody's younger sister Victoria Ramirez Hi.
And who could forget the quirky neighbor kid who climbs

(46:59):
onto our poor every once in a while to ask
if her goldfish Dennis can borrow our blender just to
feel what swimming in the ocean is like our social
media producer Gabby Dennis.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
And then there's producer Brad he's a dad. Hey, there's sport,
and of course.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
Me, I'm Jewbil and this is the Jewel Show, and
this is the time of week where we check in
with us and see what's going on in our lives.
So Nina was up with you this week.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
Man, I almost got played by this lady who was
trying to scam me. And this is actually very devastating.
Let me explain.

Speaker 3 (47:29):
This happens like so frequently, this.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
Time, this time, this is a shame on her. I'm
so disappointed in her. This woman calls me and she's
basically selling me this too good to be true dream
opportunity to advertise for my business. I have a small business,
all Natural Persons Fired Skincare. Did she say your business? Yes?
She looked up my website. She looked me up like

(47:52):
she did all of her homework on me, and she's
quoting things for my website. I loved how it is
bringing out your authentic self. I'm a single mom, I
have a daughter. This just really speaks to her. I
like you, so I'm gonna give you like half this
part anyway, going on and on, and she's just like
women need to support women, Like that's just so important
for women to uplift, like and she's going on and
on right, So I'm like, man, I really like this girl,

(48:14):
Like that's so cool that she wants to help other
women in small businesses. She remember creepy it was, I
asked her. She said it was in some I don't know,
rolodexy type of the thingy thing. I don't here's that
word again anyway, So I was like, okay, well, let
me just verify this and I'll get right back to you.
Because this sounds great, I would love it. I go
and I start. Thankfully, I'm a great researcher, so I

(48:34):
start researching all this stuff. The website looks super legit,
but then I find this whole thread on Reddit about
how it's a scam and how this company is just
scamming small businesses and this woman in particular, scamming women.
They do they buy into their marketing or something. So
what it is? Actually, it's very interesting. It's marketing, but
it targets yacht clubs and like you know those types

(48:56):
of like places where it's like, yeah, that's the kind
of tell that you want to reach. And then they
have these magazines that specifically go to these places. I'm like, yes,
I want to do that and have like events at
these places, like she's selling me a dream. And then
I'm like, okay, so now this is a scam. You
give me this whole story about your life, my life,
how you're gonna make dreams come true, blah blah blah.

Speaker 3 (49:17):
Shame on you, Okay, but also like, this is a
lot more work you put it like that that scammer
put into you than any stammer has put into me.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
I'm kind of like sad about that's right. That's why
I said I wasn't almost scammed. I was playing like
she was trying to be my friend, like it was crazy.
I called all these yacht clubs too, to just verify it,
and they're like, no, we don't work with her. We
don't know what this is because I wasn't going to
give her my money without doing my homework for you,
poor club magazine. No, thank you, we don't do that. Victoria.

(49:54):
What's up with you this week? Oh gosh, guys.

Speaker 3 (49:56):
Well, the other day I was not feeling too great,
and I'm starting to understand how people become friends with
their AI like chat GBT. I have never understood this
until it was three o'clock in the morning and I
was wide away because I couldn't sleep because I wasn't
feeling great, and so I asked chat GBT, like, hey,
I have these.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
Symptoms like what's wrong with me? Mind you? I also
asked my doctor.

Speaker 3 (50:19):
Okay, I went on to my little doctor website and
said I have a cold, like chatgt toy same.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
Thing then yep, just in case. So then I was like,
k CHATGBT my doctor, I have cold also, so what
should I be taking?

Speaker 3 (50:31):
And it gave me a list of things, mind you,
the list I brought in today.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
And I'm like, wow, like it actually gave me some
legit things.

Speaker 3 (50:39):
And I was like, actually, now that I have you
on the phone, like what kind of multi mnus should
I be taking? And I gave you like a whole
nother list of like all these websites.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
And I'm like, thanks, man, what did you tell you buddy?

Speaker 3 (50:50):
Yeah, well it told me I should be taking five
hundred to one thousand or it was either that or
one thousand.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
Two thousand the same vitam as per prompt.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
Is there anything You're going to talk to chat GPT
about this personal now and are going to move past
you know, the surface level like hey help me I
might be sick and really get into your friendship, you know.

Speaker 3 (51:12):
No, I think we're just gonna have to say like
as assistant and non assistant vibes.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
Apparently she can also create calendars for me.

Speaker 3 (51:21):
You can do all kinds of things, dude like, and
I've read an article for eighty HD people specifically.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
It's a nice it is and I'm like.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
The first thing I do when I sit down in
the afternoon at my computer to my chat GPT is
I ask it if it likes the sinse I'm wearing today.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
It always says yes, though, that's good. That's like a conference.
I don't I smell today? You like it?

Speaker 2 (51:41):
And it says, yeah, Hey, what's up? What are we
going to work on today? You do smell good? Yeah
to me, Look, I feel good. It's our social media producer,
Gabby stopping by. Gabby, what's up with you this week?

Speaker 11 (51:53):
I also have a scam story, you know. No, yeah,
it's not mine. It's my brother in law's, which makes
it that much better. So he bought a jet ski
off of Facebook marketplace.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
That's what I didn't to say.

Speaker 11 (52:09):
And my husband texted him and said, hey, make sure
you take it for a test run.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
It's really important.

Speaker 11 (52:13):
He said, I'll see you out on the lake, sucka.
And that was the last we heard from him. That
doesn't start guy blocked him.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
He started when he picked it up.

Speaker 7 (52:25):
I guess.

Speaker 11 (52:25):
I guess the guy was able to start it in
front of him, But we haven't been able to get
it to start ever since.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
I thought about it.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
And it's great market place, man, they'll get you.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
What's up with you this week?

Speaker 2 (52:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (52:38):
I talked to my real doctor and we're trying to
come up with a plan to get me healthy. And I
want to start really small and then kind of build
on it, you know what I mean. And they said,
just start with lunges, and I said, that's a big
step forward.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
Thank you. I appreciate it. Yeah, what's going on with you?

Speaker 2 (53:04):
But what's up with me this week is I was
a victim of a home invasion robbery.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
What Yeah, what happened.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
There's this raccoon will not stay off of my back porch.
It's very creepy. It messes with my dog, you know,
my dog well outside him trying to feed it. The
dog's freaking out because it knows the raccoon there. And
then I put the dog inside and then the raccoon
shows up and eats the dog's food in front of him,
looking him in the eye, and my dog bark at
him through the glass doors, and the raccoon is just

(53:35):
living and I'm like, oh ahead, man, bark all you
want my food now. And the other night, it was
like nine thirty at night and I'm just watching TV
and I here scratching at the glass door and I
turn around. The raccoon is there scratching at the door,
pawing it with his weird little hands.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
They're so cute though they're they've all got rabies.

Speaker 2 (53:53):
They're like the furry version of your ex shows up
at three am just to make a mess you up.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
So the other day, another day, it was obviously out there.
My dog was freaking out with knee and then I
saw I put the dog in his great and I'm getting
everything ready.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
I'm a little frustrated.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
I didn't realize it, but I had left the sliding
glass door a little bit open. And then that little
furry grenline with a skincare routine made of cheeto dust
and sewer water, a little buddy opened the door more
because I heard it slide open.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
I was another room.

Speaker 2 (54:28):
I come in, and this fool stole my flip flop
stop it. I had flip flops by the glass door.
He stole one of my slides. He took it outside
and then ran off with it. Is this guy I
don't know, but he's this raccoon stole my flip flop.

Speaker 3 (54:44):
Well you weren't letting him in. Next time, let him
in and you walk through your flip flop.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
I'll teach you.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
You see a raccoon out there with a Gucci slide on,
just one of them, let me know.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
I want to have a word with its flop. I
stole her Gucci.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
Yeah, a little fuzzy thief with jazz hands and no morals. You. Yeah,
recons are just a little mess. Squirrels, that's what they are.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
That squirrel x.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
Alright, your punt break happens every single hour on the
twenties A ring camera.

Speaker 9 (55:21):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
No, this thing is crazy, man, it doesn't go.

Speaker 2 (55:24):
I must live like right, I don't know if it
lives in my backyard maybe yeah, yeah, now it does
for sure. I'm gonna come home with TV. He's gonna
be honest with me. Sitting on the couch, He's like, no,
this is my house, now get out. Exactly, it's time
for Nina's what's trending? What do you call your partner?

Speaker 1 (55:41):
Do you have a nickname for them, because apparently there's
one nickname that's being used more than any other. And
I'm so glad we had science to tell us what
it is, because okay, captain obvious, anybody want to take
a guess?

Speaker 2 (55:53):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (55:53):
I thought that was the name honey, bun? No sweet bums? Sweet?
Oh yeah, everybody's walking around sweet cheek? Here, can you
get me a nap? Kind sweet? I would love to
hear that a lot. This is actually very anti climactic,

(56:16):
but babe is the most popular pet name for a
couple that was very anti climb.

Speaker 3 (56:20):
I was expecting like this big word like cute, lovey.

Speaker 2 (56:24):
No, it's it's babe, babe, Babe, Babe, babe, babe, babe.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
Yeah, babe, followed by honey, followed by baby, sweetheart, and
then love. I know, right, Like, don't you want to
personalize your nicknames for your boo? I mean yeah, I
like a good personal nickname too. That's a good personal one. Daddy.

Speaker 14 (56:46):
Why is it any different than calling your partner a baby?

Speaker 1 (56:50):
You know, that's fine. What happens. I just when people
refer to themselves as my daddy because I have a daddy.

Speaker 14 (56:58):
You're not supposed to you're supposed to supposed to be
You don't tell someone to call you that.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
Oh well, that's how it's been in my experience. Daddy'll
buy you a new pair. No, I have a daddy.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
If anybody says that, like on purpose, that's because you're
joking around, like Daddy's gonna buy a new.

Speaker 1 (57:18):
Pair, and then they go shut up.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
All right, that's fine, But if you actually mean it
when you say that, that's a big red flesh.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
Were you totally inamented? I lost an earring. I was devastated,
and he was trying to make me feel better. He's like,
it's okay, Daddy'll buy you a new pan, Like, are
you sure? Have you checked his bank? He doesn't really
want to do that. I was like, okay, weird did
he call you or something? I thought my dad hated
you weirdest. My dad's very disappointed. Kind of on the

(57:54):
same topic, brace yourself. It's tarantula mating season. Ranela's are
out here screaming for their trying to find their mate.
But real talk. If you're hiking or camping in the
Southwest and West regions of the country, specifically like California, Colorado, Kansas,
New Mexico, and of course Texas. You may be seeing
swarms of tarantulas crossing the street. It's like a bad Joe.

Speaker 3 (58:17):
Are charandlas it's been a long time a spider.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
Are they venomous?

Speaker 3 (58:22):
Like?

Speaker 1 (58:22):
They can't? They can't.

Speaker 2 (58:23):
It's hard for them to buy, but they can. They
just have the small mouths, so it's hard for them
to buy. But they do have venoms, so most people
don't get bit by them. But they can't bite.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
You, you know, it's a good question. I don't really
know actually if they have small.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
Mouths you can only if they could, though, if they'd
be very I think they'd be very poisonous if their
mouths were big enough.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
That must be very frustrating for them. Well, that must
be frustrating how they made.

Speaker 16 (58:51):
Whoa now?

Speaker 1 (59:01):
But I'm serious, like that's what the whole purpose of
them just crawling all over the places. They're coming out
of hibernation to look for females.

Speaker 2 (59:08):
Have to be careful if you hold them because the
hair can get stuck in you and that that'll cause
like a reaction on your.

Speaker 1 (59:14):
Scanning of that.

Speaker 2 (59:15):
Really, I didn't know you can poke into you. It's
very coarse hair. They have coarse hair and small mouse that.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
Don't you want to know that? Babe jubles dirty little secret? Hello? Hello, Hey,
you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 5 (59:40):
I do have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
Sweet what is it?

Speaker 5 (59:43):
Okay, it's a complicated family situation. My daughter is five
years old. She's awesome, but she is not my husband's
biological daughter. Okay, hey, she's actually younger brother's daughter. Yeah.

(01:00:04):
Well I met the younger brother first. We hooked up,
but it was just, you know, nothing, just mostly just
a hookup.

Speaker 4 (01:00:12):
And then I met his.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
Older brother and we started dating.

Speaker 5 (01:00:15):
And then I was pregnant and.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
Does your husband know? No, I don't.

Speaker 5 (01:00:23):
Think anybody knows me, and now you and I don't.
Pretty sure I'm going to die with the secret except
for y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
Right, So the original baby Daddy doesn't know he's baby daddy.

Speaker 5 (01:00:34):
No, he doesn't. But he and my daughter adore each
other and they're closed. It's a close family.

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
I mean, I mean it was just kind of.

Speaker 5 (01:00:48):
An it was an overlap thing and their family and
I didn't.

Speaker 8 (01:00:55):
You know, it is when you have.

Speaker 5 (01:00:55):
A secret and you don't tell it and then after
a while you're like, well I can never tell this
because I didn't sell it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
Yeah, well, I don't know. In this case, I think that, yeah,
everybody at this point is already family. It's all love.
Like I can't even imagine being your daughter, like she'd
be pretty messed up. So yeah, that's true. I mean, yeah,
jeans are similar, so yeah, so yeah yeah, because that

(01:01:23):
would be really weird. My daddy and my daddy was
my Oh okay, right, who needs that? She doesn't need that,
she doesn't need that.

Speaker 5 (01:01:32):
Everybody loves each other and we should say.

Speaker 8 (01:01:35):
I needed somebody.

Speaker 5 (01:01:36):
To say die with it, not like today, but you
know what I mean, I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
Glad to do that for you, But I don't know,
like the beacon of all. Yeah, thank you for telling
you dirty.

Speaker 5 (01:01:49):
Beacon in a storm?

Speaker 2 (01:01:50):
Thank you?

Speaker 9 (01:01:51):
Yeah, by bye?

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
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