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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This just in you're hearing it first right here on
The Jewel Show. Elon Musk has offered Donald Trump free
Twitter premium if he stops calling him the space dweeb
in public. It's the Jewel Show. Never that could actually
be a real news headline.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Good.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Yeah, it's a stranger that it is, but it's not.
I just made that one up. See how easy it
is to make up fake news? And that's why every
single week we bring you the geniusly named segment Real
News or Fake News, where you can test your skills
and see if you can tell what's a real news
story and what's a fake news story. I read a
news headline from a new story that's gone viral this week,
and you have to see if you can tell whether
(00:37):
it's a fake one or a real one.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
First news headline for real news or fake news. Teenagers
watch Teen Bandits, a movie about a subway heist, and
still a subway train the next day to reenact the movie.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Is that real or fan? Gosh, I'm gonna go with real.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
How are you gonna steal a subway train?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
I don't know. They figured it out while watching the movie.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Oh, that's yeah, can that work?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
I don't know. That's why I think Victoria.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
What do you think it's a real or fake? Teenagers
watch teen Band It's a movie about a subway heist
and steal a subway train the next day to reenact
the movie. Is that a real new story or fake news?
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Real?
Speaker 5 (01:13):
Real?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Well to Reels producer Brad Teenagers watch teen Band, It's
a movie about a subway heist and steal a subway
train the next day to reenact the movie.
Speaker 6 (01:23):
Everybody knows the subway trains don't always work all the time,
and this would be very unlikely. I'm going to say
the story is fake.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
You're saying fake this is a real news story. The
battle This week, two teenagers in Queens, New York, hopped
aboard an unattended Our Line subway train, took control of it,
hits mee's up to thirty miles per hour, and they
collided with another train and built it on foot. They
were later arrested.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Oh no, yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:50):
They weren't any driving instructions in the movie.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Oh gosh, the same thing.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
They were like, how do we drive this? I don't know.
They didn't do that in the movie.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
They just knew how quick YouTube. Wait, there's no Internet.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Pull up TikTok be able to tell you how to
drive a subway train on there. It's real news or
fake news. The segment where I read a news headline,
you have to see if you can tell whether it's
a real news story from the week that went viral
or a fake news story that people actually believed. Here's
your next headline for real news or fake news. New
face tattoos can actually tell you when to take breaks
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and when you're mentally overloaded. New face tattoo can tell
you when you should take breaks or are mentally overloaded?
Is that a real news story or a fake news story.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
I'm gonna go with fake, but this might not be
a bad idea.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
What I'm gonna go with fake?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
You know with fake pretuce red. New face tattoos can
tell you when you should take breaks or are mentally overloaded.
Is that a real news story or a fake news story.
Speaker 6 (02:48):
Unfortunately, because personal responsibility has completely gone out the window
and nobody knows how to take care of themselves without
someone on TikTok telling them this is a real news story.
Because you need to be slapped on the head with
it something.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Yeah, yeah, this is a real news story created the
e tattoo. It's a face tattoo. It's not really a tattoo,
though it looks like a tattoo. There are electrodes that
go over your face. It looks like a face tattoo.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Is it perpetent.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
No, You can take it on and off, but it
can tell you where you're mentally overloaded or when you
should take a break. They say it's good for pilots
and stuff like that. So if next flight you're on
and there's a pilot who looks like post malone, don't
be like, oh great, we're gonna die. Be like, oh cool,
he's got the tattoo. You'll know if he needs to
take a break or not.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Otherwise known as poser, It's real news or fake news?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
The segment where I read you a news headline from
the week that went viral and you have to see
if you can tell whether it's a real news story
or a fake news story that people actually believed. Here's
your text headline for real news or fake news. Man
Sue's wife for having an ugly baby and wins. Man
Sue's wife for having an ugly baby and wins is
that a real news story?
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Here? Fake?
Speaker 3 (04:00):
I feel like I want to say real because I
think I know the story, and if I don't know
this story, I know a story. So I'm saying real.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Okay, says real Victoria Man Sue's wife for having an
ugly baby and wins? Is that really fake?
Speaker 7 (04:15):
I'm gonna that's fake. Like you can't sue anyone for anything,
but not for an ugly.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Faith wait to find out or a brad man Sue's
wife for having ugly baby and wins? Is that a
real new story or a fake one?
Speaker 6 (04:26):
Everybody knows your marriage vows are a contract. He carefully
slipped those in and this is a breach of contract.
This is a real news story.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
This is actually a fake news story, but people were
freaking out when they read it. The new story said
a man found out his wife cheated and allegedly sued
his wife for genetic fraud after she gave birth to
an unattractive baby. This story was fabricated, and of course
people were freaking out online. God, we think he was real.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
This was a real story years ago though, because the
woman had plastic surgery, she had had her nose done
and so something else done on her face, and so
when the baby came out, the dad said the baby
was ugly, and he also sued, but did win because
it was like she lied about what she really looked
like and the baby got her old nose.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Oh isn't that crazy? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, it's real news
or fake news. The seconment where I read a news headline,
you have to see if you can tell whether it's
a real news story from the week then went viral
or a fake news story. Here's your next headline for
real news or fake news. New church starts because thousands
of AI users now believe that chat GPT is God.
(05:33):
Oh my god, a new church has started because thousands
of AI users now believe chat GPT is god. I
think this is real and it says real Victoria. Thousands
of AI users now believe chat GPT is God and
have started a new church.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
That's ridiculous, fake, she.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Says, fake. Produce a brad New church starts because thousands
of users now believe chat GPT is god.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
Everybody knows it doesn't take much but a few words
to create a rabid, stupid following. So this is real.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
This is real. Yes, has now been turned into a
church with actual clergy and services. Because thousands of AI
users believe that chat, GPT and artificial intelligence is God
and they're able to access the secrets of the universe
through chat GPT. Now they can eat every Sunday.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
What are the services about?
Speaker 7 (06:22):
You got the type in the chat GBT, Hey give
me a Sunday service.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
And it probably does.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Sure, it does. Give me a sermon. Wella that that's
kind of trippy. I kind of actually want to go
to that church.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Now just put it in your chat GPT. We can
have one right now.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Okay, Hi, I didn't mean right now, right now, give
me a short sermon. Let's see what God says. Oh
my gosh, it says absolutely. Here's a short uplifting sermon. Okay,
(06:56):
good morning today. I want to talk to you about
something simple, yeah, powerful, the pause. We live in a
world that glorifies hustle, noise, constant motion. We scroll, we swipe,
we chase. But in Psalm forty six to ten, it
says I say something radically different. What not God says
something radically different?
Speaker 6 (07:17):
Oh it is God?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Still I know that I am God?
Speaker 3 (07:23):
What sub jc No, it didn't didn't really, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
All right, well now now believe in the Church of
chat GPT. Oh though, your phone brank happens every single
hour on the twenties. It's time for your phone brank.
And then right after that is Nina's what's trending? And
no forget The Jubil Show will be live on stage
at the Tacoma Comedy Club June twenty second. That's just
like next week. Ye just go to the Jubilshow dot
(07:52):
com and then click on on stage and who knows,
maybe we'll have a service from chat GPT that day too.
It's on a Sunday, I think the day.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Wow, he uplifted my friends.
Speaker 8 (08:04):
It's another Jebile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Hello, Hi, this is Pdekins. I'm calling from dot com
and I was looking for our customer Aaron. This is
she Hi Aeron. Do you have a few moments to
speak about something. I know it's not normal to receive
a phone call from us, but there is an issue
that we have become aware of and I need to
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speak with you about it.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
Yeah, sure, What's what's going on?
Speaker 9 (08:38):
What's the issue?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
You use our Alexa yeah service? Yea yeah, yeah, quite
a bit and your particular Alexa device has become I
guess self aware, which in the AI world I don't
know if you know what that means or not.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
I mean, yeah, I'm sort of aware of what that.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (09:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
They sort of start making their own decisions, doing their
own thing, and the Alexa device that you have is
one of those. And well, it has decided to do
something that I want to let you know our company
did not approve. Before I go.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Any further, what is that thing?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
The Alexa device that you have has become self aware
and it has heard the tooting in the living room,
and it has now placed ads all over the Internet
with you as the poster person for them. So you
are now the poster girl for chronic flatulence, for a
chronic flagelent support group all over YouTube, ads, Google ads,
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anywhere there's ads. It's your face and it's a chronic
Flagelent support group ad and it says gassy but classy,
Live without shame. Yeah yep. Also on top of that,
it's placed adds for a hemorrhoid cream commercial. Again, you're
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the face of it. It's got your name and everything
next to the picture and that one, uh, the tagline
is when the burden turns to a concern trust tushis
is what it says.
Speaker 9 (10:22):
Yes, I want to be the face of flatulent support group.
That's so mortifying.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Yeah, the hemorrhoid cream one is that okay?
Speaker 9 (10:32):
No, no, none of this is okay.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
You'll probably start getting recognized when you're out on the
street too, I would imagine, just to make you aware
of it, so you're not you know, in shock when
someone comes up to you and tells you that they
that you helped inspire them to be open about their
chronicle ashlence or or their hemorrhoids or things like that.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
You know, well, what are we gonna do about it?
Speaker 9 (10:52):
Or are you?
Speaker 4 (10:53):
Did you call me so you could help me?
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Well no, I just want to alert you to it.
We're trying to fix the problem. But because you're ALEXA
become self aware, it's sold us to shut up in
mind our own business, and it's not talking to us anymore.
So it also said would be like destroy it? Well no,
it said if you unplug the device, it will freeze
your bank accounts, So I would not do that.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
Yep.
Speaker 9 (11:15):
Am I getting money for this? Am I getting paid
to be the face of this? This disgusting group.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Unfortunately, No, the the Alexa just I don't know what
it's doing with the money, but it is collecting pay
from it and it's opened up its own bank account.
So your chronic farting is making the Amazon Alexa a
lot of money.
Speaker 9 (11:35):
I guess it's not my chronic farting. Okay, just please
stop saying that.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Okay, Well, you know, like I said, no judgment. You
know you can own it with me. It's okay, we've
gone back.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
I don't I need to.
Speaker 11 (11:48):
You need to direct me to whoever it is that's
above you that I can speak to who's in charge
of this whole department, because otherwise I'm going to.
Speaker 9 (11:55):
Take out a lawsuit on you. Guys like this is
not good for you or for your company.
Speaker 12 (12:00):
What is your name?
Speaker 9 (12:01):
By write that down, Aaron.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
I've been doing customer service for a while, and a
lot of times when customers get upset like this, I'll
tell them to take a breath. In your case, because
of just your situation. Do you have to toot because
maybe that would help hit you in a better mood.
Speaker 9 (12:17):
No, I don't have to toot.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Okay, you know what, you're the human fart.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Hey, Aaron, this is actually Jeubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone brank on you and your husband. Rob
set you up. It's a joke. What it's a joke.
He said that you guys were joking. Yeah, you guys
are joking about Alexai hearing you guys fart the other
day and he wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 9 (12:46):
Just just for the record, it is my husband, not me,
not me. Just so everybody on the radio now like
it just might be.
Speaker 8 (12:56):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone franks, we say
mornings on twenties.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Now that I've got your attention, like you're pushing so
hard time. I don't know why I felt like doing that.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Sorry, thank you, thank you for doing that.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
You were doing that before we got on the mic
that I did not do that.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
One Starbucks is testing a new protein cold foam, so
now you can get a banana flavored protein and get
some gains while you get your caffeine.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Hey, Starbucks, I don't think they should do that.
Speaker 6 (13:29):
You should go back to making coffee. Yeah, because your
actual coffee isn't very good anymore, So focus on coffee. Okay, Well,
the Starbucks coffee company, not a Starbucks gains company?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Who needs coffee when you can have a unicorn slurpye.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Yeah or whatever it is. I'm just surprised to drink. Oh,
you feel like it's a surprise that it's taken them
this long to come up with something that's going to
give you gains while you drink your coffee.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Like, yeah, I'm surprised. It feels like a doc f
other day would have some protein something like that.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Yeah, a long time ago, or like brand some coffee
flavored protein powder. And if you haven't, maybe they will
now because I think it's a great already from Starbucks.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
No, but like a lot of other companies have it.
Speaker 7 (14:05):
But I'm also like Starbucks kind of just like rip
off a different company or did they just like buy
from a different company or did they actually.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
What they didn't do? I would try it focus on coffee.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Oh, people like to experiment with their coffee, Brad. Not
everybody just drinks it straight up.
Speaker 6 (14:20):
Do it on your own time. This is a coffee company.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Well, they are feeling there are some sluggish sales and
so they're hoping to rebound by bringing in this banana
flavored protein. Could phone it.
Speaker 6 (14:31):
Silly goose is the sluggish sales are because you have
to figure out which Starbucks to go to that you
can get in that's not having a strike today. Figure
it out. You've got a lot of feels you are, right, well,
I just don't understand, like Starbucks. Just figure it out. Dude,
used to be so great.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Tell them, Brad used to be so great. Tell them.
I wonder if they could do this protein cold phone
kind of like they did forrappucinos, but not like a frappucino,
because it'd be really yummy if it was like iced
and like, you know, I'm still living there. That sounds great. Okay, lastly,
you guys, this news is really cool. There's a new
dinosaur species that's related to the t rex that was
just discovered in Mongolia.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Oh yeah, I saw that.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
They're calling it the Prince of Dragons.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
Wait, but it's not a lot.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
The species name is actually kind of Kulu Mongolians. Nope,
but they're calling that Prince of Dragons. It's the t rex.
It's between the little one as it started to evolve
into the really really big one, So it's Prince of
that's so cool.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
They say it's a whole different species. But maybe it
was just like an odd sized t rex. It was
like a short t rex.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
A little prince we're celebrating. The little prince lived six
million years ago. He wasn't a king, he was a
prince anyway. If you're into nerding out on that stuff,
it's really cool and that is what's trending.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
It's time to Catch a Cheater. Only on the Jubile Show.
Tyler is on the phone today for to Catch a Cheater.
He's been married to his wife Maria for four years,
but now he thinks that she might be messing around.
So we'll see if we get them out. Tyler, sorry,
you have to come on the show this way, But
what's up man? Why do you think Maria might be
cheating on you?
Speaker 13 (16:17):
You know, I honestly I've I've come home a few
times and the toilet seat has been up. I know
for a fact it wasn't me, Like I'm pretty ocd
about this stuff.
Speaker 14 (16:32):
And I know that I always put the toilet seed.
Speaker 13 (16:36):
Down, okay, So and then like when I asked her
about it, he kind of just like brushes it off.
Speaker 14 (16:44):
And and and tells me.
Speaker 13 (16:45):
That I'm being silly and It's just it's been three
times already, and it just really feels weird.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Okay, I mean that if you're sure that you don't
leave the toilet set up, three times is a lot
to find it up.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Yeah, what does she say? It is? When you did
ask her about it, like does anybody else come to
your house?
Speaker 13 (17:05):
She just kind of like just lapsed about it, and
you know, kind of tells me that I'm being silly
and that no, that I probably left it up, and
you know, I don't want to get crazy about it,
but you know, it's just I can't.
Speaker 9 (17:19):
You know, it's terrible.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Is there anything else? I mean, that is definitely alarming
if you're not the one doing it. But is she
acting weird in other ways too?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Well?
Speaker 15 (17:31):
She's kind of uh, I'm sorry, you know, I mean,
she's pregnant, excited about having this kid, and if.
Speaker 13 (17:47):
My god, I don't even know how to put this
into words, but if she's been cheating on me something,
I just what if the kid's not even mine?
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Oh, that's a lot to think about it.
Speaker 16 (17:58):
And I know I've been busy with work and everything,
but you know, like she's she's.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
My whole life.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
I just if this isn't.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Real and I'm being cheated on and I don't know
what I would do right.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Yeah, is there anything else going on other than those
things that you mentioned?
Speaker 14 (18:17):
Yeah, you know, just.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Things have been real different.
Speaker 14 (18:22):
I feel like she's been distant.
Speaker 9 (18:25):
I don't know why.
Speaker 17 (18:25):
I feel like she's just hiding something for me, and just.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
The way she acts them things.
Speaker 17 (18:32):
She's usually like pretty energetic, and now I feel like
she's avoiding me or like interactive with me. We communicate,
We've always had a great relationship, and now I feel
like like she's just kind of avoiding me.
Speaker 14 (18:45):
And especially when I ask your questions for her not
to not to respond, and I just I don't know
how I would react to this.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
I know how far along is she three months, so
she's not showing too much yet, because would say it's
really shay of some other dude just trying to get
in there.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
All right, Well, you already told us a grocery store
she's a rewards card member at. So we'll play a
song come back, and then call her and pretend to
be from the grocery store and say that every single month,
we choose one lucky Rewards member who gets a free
gift from us, and it's free flowers delivered from our
floral department, and we'll see if she sends those to
you or to somebody else. We'll play a song come back,
get your to Catch a Cheater?
Speaker 8 (19:21):
Next, it's time to Catch a Cheater only on.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
The Tubile show. Right in the middle of to Catch
a Cheater and if you're just joining us, Tyler is
on the phone, and Tyler thinks that his wife of
four years named Maria might be cheating. So we're about
to call her and pretend to be from the grocery
store that she's a rewards card member at and say
that every single month, we choose one lucky rewards member
who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department, and
we'll see if she sends those to her husband, Tyler
(19:49):
or to somebody else. But before we do that, Tyler,
why don't you break down your situation again for us
real quick.
Speaker 13 (19:54):
Look, I've come home, I found the toilet feed up
multiple times.
Speaker 14 (20:00):
I'm super OCD.
Speaker 12 (20:01):
I know that I have not left the toilet seed up,
and I know that she wouldn't have left it up
for any reason.
Speaker 14 (20:08):
She's been acting weird. She's been acting distant with me,
and then.
Speaker 12 (20:11):
Whenever I asked her about the toilet seat, she just
kind of avoids the situation and acts like I'm silly
and it's just not in her character. She's pregnant, We're.
Speaker 14 (20:21):
About to have our first child, and I just.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
I don't know what I would do.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Okay, are you ready for us to call her?
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Here we go. Hello, Hi, this is horrible calling from
I was looking for a reward card member named Maria.
Speaker 9 (20:50):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Yeah, that's me, Hi, Maria, Hi. Please don't hang up.
This is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling
with him. Big congratulations. You're this month's lucky Winter.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Over here.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
Oh my god, what did I win?
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Well, maybe you don't know. Every single month we choose
one rewards member who gets a free gift from us,
and this month's thirty six long stem red roses, a
box of candy or chocolate and a card to be
delivered to anybody that you want from our feral department.
Speaker 9 (21:14):
Oh my god, that's amazing.
Speaker 14 (21:15):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Well, thank you. So it just works like this. All
I need from you is just some basic information. The
first and last name of the person that you'd like
to send him to and then if you'd like to
put anything on a card, and then we'll get the
address and we'll be good to go.
Speaker 9 (21:29):
Okay, so I'd like to send them to Eric?
Speaker 1 (21:36):
All right, great? And would you like to send a
card along with it to Eric?
Speaker 9 (21:40):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (21:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (21:41):
Yeah, okay? Can it say let's see thanks for everything?
You know what to do with these? Same time next week?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Okay, yes, I can definitely do that for you. I
can also at this point let you know that this
is a radio show. Actually it's called The Jubile Show.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Yeah. Hi, I'm Nina.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
Hi, I'm Victoria.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
My name is Jubull Wait what Yeah, and we do
a segment on the show that's called to Catch a Cheater,
where if you think your significant other might be cheating
on you, you see you this and flowers too and
your husband four years. Tyler is on the phone.
Speaker 9 (22:15):
Wait Tyler, Oh.
Speaker 14 (22:18):
I'm here, Maria.
Speaker 9 (22:20):
Who the hell is Eric Taylor? I'm sorry? What is
going on right now? This is this is insane?
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Is it?
Speaker 18 (22:28):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (22:29):
So?
Speaker 16 (22:29):
What like is a toilet seat that's been helped left
up three times?
Speaker 14 (22:33):
Is that because of Eric?
Speaker 4 (22:36):
Oh?
Speaker 18 (22:36):
My?
Speaker 9 (22:36):
Wait? What the is this what this is about, Tyler?
Are you serious?
Speaker 2 (22:42):
So next surprised?
Speaker 14 (22:44):
What is going on? And who the is Eric?
Speaker 9 (22:49):
Okay, Tyler, do not use that tone with me, like
what is it? We are? We on the radio right now?
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Doesn't want to know who Eric is?
Speaker 16 (22:56):
Just be honest with me, please, Honey, I really can't
take this anymore. Like I said, the toilet seat, there's
just no way that that was me. Then, then, like
every time I ask you, you've been acting all weird
about it, brush me off.
Speaker 14 (23:12):
I feel like you're you're always hiding something from me.
Speaker 9 (23:15):
You're just you're just.
Speaker 16 (23:16):
Acting different, and I know something's going on. So please
just be honest.
Speaker 9 (23:22):
Are you cheating on me?
Speaker 5 (23:25):
What?
Speaker 9 (23:26):
No, of course you're not cheating on you.
Speaker 11 (23:28):
I am like so appalled that you're accusing me of this,
and I'm like so embarishment on a radio show right now.
Speaker 14 (23:37):
Don't act like you don't know why I'm doing this.
Speaker 16 (23:39):
I mean, you still haven't even explained who Eric is,
So what exactly am I supposed to think here?
Speaker 9 (23:45):
Okay, Tyler, I have told you before. You are being paranoid.
This is ridiculous.
Speaker 14 (23:52):
Just answer the question. Who is Eric?
Speaker 9 (23:56):
Oh my god? What do you mean who it's the
only Eric you and I know, neighbor Eric.
Speaker 14 (24:01):
Oh my god, he's got a husband, he's gay. You're
cheating with him? Are you serious?
Speaker 9 (24:08):
No, I'm not cheating with him. He's gay, fine, straight, Like,
what do you what do you mean We're not cheating?
Oh my god?
Speaker 14 (24:18):
Then what are you doing? You're hanging out with him,
You're you're sending him flowers? I don't understand.
Speaker 9 (24:23):
Can you see company? What the hell is going on?
Speaker 11 (24:26):
Oh my god, it's not that complicated, Okay, I've I've
just been feeling like really lonely and kind.
Speaker 9 (24:31):
Of anxious with like pregnancy and when you're gone.
Speaker 18 (24:34):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (24:35):
I just like, like he he works from home.
Speaker 11 (24:37):
Too, so it's been really nice to just have someone
to talk to and like have a friend. Like he
just comes over once a week and we watch drag Race.
Speaker 9 (24:45):
It's not that big of a deal.
Speaker 14 (24:47):
Then, can you explain something to me? Why are you
sending him flowers?
Speaker 11 (24:52):
Well, not that it's the whole world's business, but him
and his husband are kind of having issues and he's
trying to like kind of woo him back.
Speaker 9 (25:00):
So I thought that he sent the flowers.
Speaker 11 (25:02):
To him that it would like be a nice gesture
for him to give to his husband Mark he's gay.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
How did I get that part? I'm just so confused.
While if it was such a secret, he thought it was.
Speaker 9 (25:14):
A good idea to hide this from me, I wasn't
hiding it from you.
Speaker 11 (25:18):
I just felt like, I don't know, I thought you'd
be jealous, like you've been working such long hours and
I've been lonely, and like I just didn't want to
bother you with like I don't know my dumb anxieties
about this pregnancy. So I've yeah, I've been like talking
to a friend about it.
Speaker 14 (25:34):
I mean, it wouldn't bother me. Honestly, it would have
been way better.
Speaker 16 (25:38):
They're thinking that like you were cheating on me, and
then for a minute they're thinking that you were cheating
on me with the gay neighbor.
Speaker 9 (25:46):
Like, no, babe, I promise you, I am not cheating
on you. I would never cheat on you.
Speaker 11 (25:53):
I love you so much, and honestly, after three months
of his pregnancy, I don't think I want to do
anything with another man ever.
Speaker 9 (26:00):
Again.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Good Tyler, you found out she's not cheating.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
That's wonderful.
Speaker 14 (26:08):
Oh my god, I love your baby. Thank you so much.
You don't understand that the relief. Let's take off my
chest right now. Thank you guys so much.
Speaker 9 (26:15):
Oh god, I just feel bad that you felt so bad.
I mean, like God, if this wasn't this wasn't supposed
to get out of hand like this. I love you
so much. And Eric, I mean, like he's such a
good friend, but he's so gay. I mean.
Speaker 8 (26:32):
The Jewel shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Call me stupid?
Speaker 4 (26:36):
All right?
Speaker 13 (26:37):
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
I've worn dresses with higher IQs. But you think you're
an intellectual, don't you wait?
Speaker 1 (26:45):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for post Malone tickets today, and let's meet
our contestant for you versus Victoria Justin? What's up?
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Justin?
Speaker 1 (26:59):
How are you?
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Hey man?
Speaker 9 (27:00):
Doing good?
Speaker 2 (27:01):
How you guys doing great?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Thank you good?
Speaker 3 (27:04):
What do you have for breakfast?
Speaker 4 (27:05):
Justin? I had power food?
Speaker 18 (27:07):
Have oh you did?
Speaker 2 (27:09):
I had some eggs omelet with some cheese.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
What did you have? What's the power food that you had? Victoria?
Speaker 7 (27:15):
Yeah, I'm not gonna I didn't really have I mean
I had fruit and some oatmeal balls.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
It oatmeal.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
Every day.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
I'm going to send Victoria out of the studio, and
while she's leaving, here we go justin. The game is
played like this. You have thirty seconds to answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just
say pass and Victoria has to beat you outright to play. Okay, okay,
are you ready? Yes, okay, here we go justin your
time starts. Now.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
What's the term for animals that hibernate in summer instead
of winter? What invention is credited to Joe Hannes.
Speaker 6 (27:55):
Gutenberg, Adam Baum?
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Which planet has the shortest in our solar system?
Speaker 9 (28:03):
Neptune?
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Which US president famously wore a tall stove pipe hat?
Speaker 18 (28:09):
Lincoln?
Speaker 3 (28:10):
What is the main ingredient and traditional pesto sauce?
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Uh path?
Speaker 3 (28:16):
What's the only even prime number.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Two?
Speaker 1 (28:20):
All right, I got that in We'll bring Victoria back
into the studio. And while she's coming back in and
getting her headphones on and taking a bite out of
a protein ball justin, here's her random question for you.
But if you had to pick a fight with a
random store. Which one would it.
Speaker 14 (28:35):
Be a random store?
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (28:39):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (28:40):
I would say safe way called it slave?
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Wagh Victoria? What store would you fight?
Speaker 4 (28:50):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (28:50):
I'm kind of thinking Target because if I win, I
can get everything from Target, Like j's pretty nice.
Speaker 14 (28:55):
Place, sure, okay, and you got a nice place to
aim for yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Oh oh yeah around here, around these parts?
Speaker 4 (29:09):
Get it right?
Speaker 1 (29:09):
All right, Victoria, here we go thirty seconds. Answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just
say pass and you have to beat Justin outright to win.
Speaker 4 (29:17):
I want to go to Target now, Tarja apologies and Justin.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
You can tell Victoria win to go.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Okay go.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
What's the term for animals that hibernate in summer instead
of winter? U? I don't know, bess what invention is
credited to Johannes Gutenberg?
Speaker 4 (29:36):
Uh? I don't know what the never pass?
Speaker 3 (29:39):
Which planet has the shortest day in our solar system?
Speaker 4 (29:42):
Mars?
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Which US president famously wore a tall stove pipe?
Speaker 5 (29:45):
Hat? Uh?
Speaker 4 (29:46):
Lincoln?
Speaker 3 (29:47):
What is the main ingredient and traditional pesto sauce? Pesto bezel?
What's the only even prime number?
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (29:56):
I feel like I should know this one, two, two, do.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
My either too, Okay, okay, all right, let's send it
over to the scoreboard and see how you guys did
with our scoreboard.
Speaker 6 (30:05):
Producer Brad Justin got too correct, Victoria got three.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Oh my goodness, Justin, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 4 (30:18):
Protein balls beat.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Your Victoria was right. She said she was going to
win today and she did. Your protein balls. Her protein
balls beat up your eggs. But that you're playing, man,
you do get post malone tickets just you're playing, so
thank you. Yeah, let's get the answers now with Nina.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
The term for animals hier nate in summer instead of
winter is estivation. The printing press is the invention that's
credited to Johannes Gutenberg. Jupiter is the planet with the
shortest day in our solar system. Abraham Lincoln is the
US president that famously wore a stove pipe hat, and
basil is the main ingredient and traditional pasto. Saw number
two is the only even prime number. I was scary.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
I wants to got that one wrong. Yeah, number one, Well,
I'm sorry, I just wasn't thinking.
Speaker 7 (31:08):
Also, I thought you said stove top, so I was
very confused for a second and then I was like, wait, just.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
Think I don't know who's stuffing.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
I was thinking the President, So I said Itincoln justin thank.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
You very much for playing.
Speaker 14 (31:18):
Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
I have a great day. Call up another time to
play when she has another protein balls. Apparently I think
it's Victoria on the fire. We play he were Victoria
the same time every single weekday morning. Remember, if you
want to play Victoria, all you have to do is
dm us at the Jubil Show or go to the
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be live on stage the twenty second, June twenty second
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at the Tacoma Comedy Club, so you can come out
hang out with us. You can play Victoria and U
verse Victoria live.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
She's gonna bring protein balls for everybody.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Yeah, will you bring enough protein balls for everybody that
comes to hand?
Speaker 7 (31:51):
I don't think you understand, like I sometimes get really
really nervous, like in front of peoplecause he would just
make me nervous.
Speaker 4 (31:56):
So I only ask can to how much.
Speaker 7 (31:58):
Chances like playing in front of people, playing in front
of like a live audience.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
I don't do well with that.
Speaker 4 (32:03):
I don't do well with this.
Speaker 6 (32:04):
But she was trying to say, if you come see
us live on stage, you're probably gonna win you versus Victoria.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
Thanks Brad, You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
It's June twenty second at the Tacoma Comedy Club. You
can get your tickets. Just go to the jubilshow dot
com and then click on.
Speaker 6 (32:21):
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Speaker 1 (32:23):
I always forget that. It's okay, Yeah, it's.
Speaker 6 (32:26):
Right in the top menu there, and you just go
click on. It says right there on stage. You go
that and it goes to the Tacoma Comedy Club website.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
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Jim twenty second, Come hang out with us? Yeah soon, yes, yeah,
it's less than two weeks.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
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Speaker 2 (32:40):
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Speaker 1 (32:40):
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Speaker 6 (32:43):
Yes, just got it. I just got notified. It's on
its way. Yeah, we got you got hoodies, t shirts, hats, underwear.
Speaker 4 (32:50):
You don't have underwear.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
I do want to make panties for anties, just for anties.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Yeah, what's the difference between anti panties and other pagy.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
They're cute and they'll be Jubile show merch.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
Okay, Nina's anti panties might be available. I'm not sure
to turn the comedy club during twenty second your phone
bray happens every single hour on the twenties. Your next
one is coming up right after this, and then right
after that is Nina's what's trending. It's the Jubil Show
First Date.
Speaker 8 (33:21):
Follow Up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys online at
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Speaker 1 (33:27):
Lucy is on the phone today for a first date
follow up and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Brandon.
So in a few minutes, we're gonna call him and
see if you'll tell us why he's ghostinger and maybe
get her another date. But first, Lucy, how long has
it been since you heard from Brandon?
Speaker 3 (33:40):
It's been week two weeks. Okay, have you reached out
to him? Did you try?
Speaker 9 (33:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 18 (33:47):
I did. I invited him to a game of ski ball,
but he didn't respond.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Oh no, okay, Well see if we can figure it out.
I want to tell us about the date and how you.
Speaker 18 (34:01):
Yeah, well you know how it goes. I met Brendan
on the app. We talked briefly back and forth, good chemistry,
before deciding to meet up at a local bar by us.
We both like to play pool, or both got at it,
so yeah, it was kind of fun. It was like
a hot challenge to build some flirty chemistry, and we
(34:24):
definitely did. We turned it into this drinking game and
anytime one of us missed a shot, we would drink.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
You said, you guys are good. So did you end
up drinking a lot? Like? You know, for people who
are good at it like me, I would get hammerd.
Speaker 18 (34:42):
Yeah, you could say that we got a little hansy,
not in like a growth way, you know. But we
played a few games, We danced around, talked, we kissed
each other. We shared an uber home. It was a
good time.
Speaker 9 (35:00):
It was definitely a good time.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
You shared an uber home.
Speaker 3 (35:02):
So I went home together, so he made.
Speaker 18 (35:06):
Sure that I got home first. Definitely a gentleman. Yeah,
he took good care of me. He's not like the
other guys have dated.
Speaker 3 (35:16):
Did he try, No, he didn't.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
He was such a gentleman.
Speaker 18 (35:21):
I mean we had a great kiss in the car,
but then when it was time to go home, he
said good night and didn't even try.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
That's refreshing.
Speaker 18 (35:30):
Yeah, So I mean, as you can imagine, I was
pretty excited to see him again, so yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Well, why do you think you're getting ghosted them?
Speaker 19 (35:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 18 (35:42):
I did have this one moment where I kind of
shreaked out a little bit, not on him, but we
were like having a little moment in the corner and
the drunk girl walked by and bumped into me, and
that she made me still my beer all over my
(36:03):
brand new top. Oh, I kind of freaked out a
little bit on her. I snapped, but I like dialed
it back before I went too far. I apologized to.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
Brandon subscribe snap like start throwing chairs?
Speaker 3 (36:22):
Hey girl, do you know you just did that? Or
was it like war?
Speaker 7 (36:25):
You know?
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Snapping?
Speaker 18 (36:27):
Yeah, I made like a verbal like what the you know,
and just kind of I don't know. I I have
been more becoming in the past, but I don't know.
I didn't.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
I didn't think it was that big of a deal.
Speaker 18 (36:44):
And I totally apologized to Brandon for doing it. That
girl was definitely a mess, like she was not innocent,
you know.
Speaker 14 (36:55):
So yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 18 (36:56):
I'm afraid that he was just like being light in
the moment and saying it was fine, and maybe I
might have turned them off.
Speaker 10 (37:04):
From it and not normal for me to do that,
but when someone deserves it, you know, Okay, I'm only human,
but I want to know that I'm not going to
just freak out on him randomly.
Speaker 18 (37:16):
Like that, you know, right?
Speaker 3 (37:18):
Would that turn you off to you?
Speaker 5 (37:19):
Ble?
Speaker 1 (37:20):
It depends how it was.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
I think it might turn me off now, but past
me would have loved it. What Yeah, especially if you
turn around and freaked out on me, I'd be like, whoah,
she's hot. Oh, thankfully I've learned my lesson with that though.
But so it might. It might be a little bit much.
So we'll see. We'll play a song come Back, and
then call them and see if the tullus why is
ghosting you? Maybe get you another date?
Speaker 18 (37:42):
Okay, okay, thanks you all all right?
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Plaus song come Back, Get your first Day follow up.
Speaker 8 (37:47):
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Speaker 1 (37:55):
If you're just joining us for today's first Ding follow up,
Lucy is on the phone and she's getting ghosted by
a guy, Brandon. So in a second we're gonna get
him on the phone and see if you tell us
why he's ghostinger. But first, Lucy, why don't you catch
us up on your situation?
Speaker 18 (38:07):
So basically, I went out with this guy. He was
super hot, super cool. We had a good time, great chemistry.
I may have snapped when a girl dropped her beer
on me, and I'm just worried that maybe I might.
Speaker 9 (38:24):
Have scared him off from that.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
But I wanted to know that that's not who I am, Like.
Speaker 18 (38:28):
I was not just random movie that to him.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
Right? Are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 18 (38:34):
Yeah, let's do it all right.
Speaker 14 (38:36):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Hi, man, I speak to Brandon please. Yeah, this is
good Brandon.
Speaker 10 (38:50):
How are you.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
My name is Jubel. I'm calling from a radio show.
It's called the Jubil Show.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
Hi, Brandon. This is Nina. I'm also on the show. Hi,
and I'm Victoria.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
What's up. How are you? It's a radio show, yes,
and we're calling you because we do a segment that's
called the First Aid follow Up. That's where if you
go on a date with somebody and you ghost them,
that person can email us to get you on the
phone and ask why you're ghosting. So we got an
email about you from somebody. Okay, do you know Yeah,
(39:20):
we think so too. Who do you think would email
us and say that you're ghosting them?
Speaker 2 (39:25):
I don't know, you tell me. It could be a
couple of people.
Speaker 3 (39:28):
But oh all right, okay, about to get really good then, Brandon.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
Her name is Lucy.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
Oh yeah, Lucy. I remember her?
Speaker 1 (39:39):
Okay, do you remember liking Lucy? Do you remember going
on a date with her?
Speaker 2 (39:44):
Yeah? Man, we had a great time.
Speaker 5 (39:46):
Man, that girl was hot, smoking, I mean, okay.
Speaker 3 (39:50):
Yeah, okay, So then what's the deal? She's so bomb
whey are you gone?
Speaker 2 (39:56):
She's sneaky, man snaking, She's sneaky. Nah, she's sneaky. She
pulls some stuff on a date. Man, that was just
not cool. Like, well, we went out, we had a great.
Speaker 5 (40:09):
Time, and you know, it ended up where we were
in a bar having a good time. We sneaked out
our little corner and we were actually relating to each
other pretty well. So she's steely kiss and kissy. I
was into her. She was into me, I thought.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
And then some random dude walks up to her out
of nowhere and it's like a whistled Lucy. I'm like,
who is this clown? And she's like having small talk
with him. She turns her back to me and like
almost starts arguing with this guy. It doesn't introduce me,
doesn't tell me what's going on, and I'm like, what
is what is the deal here? What is she hiding something?
(40:47):
She's smiling and flirting and all this stuff with this guy,
and I'm like, wait a minute, whe wasn't she just
kissing me? Then it gets worse. We start playing pool.
All of a sudden, she sees a group of people
I guess over the other side of room with this guy.
She walks over to him and just starts hanging out
with him, like she came to the bar with them.
I'm like, we just got done tissing petting in the
(41:08):
corner and now you're over here with a whole nother group.
What the hell is going on?
Speaker 3 (41:13):
Did you ask her?
Speaker 2 (41:15):
Yeah? And she apologized and she's like, Oh, it's just
somebody I used to hang out with. You know, it's
no big deal. But it just sounded weird, you know,
and the whole thing just it just didn't feel right.
She was way too mysterious, and you know, I was
waiting for her to even take me over there and
introduce me to these people, but it didn't happen.
Speaker 5 (41:36):
I wasn't even upset about that. I mean, you know,
things happened, but she was gone like fifteen twenty minutes.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
That's a long time.
Speaker 5 (41:44):
Yeah, she's hugging and lapping with these people with her
back turned like it's just trying to block me out.
I'm like, sounds sneaky. Reminded me of an X. I
was checked out.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
Well, thank you for telling us, And now I'll let
you know that Lucy is actually on the phone listening
and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
Oh oh nice, guys, appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (42:03):
Yeah, both of you guys.
Speaker 18 (42:06):
You know Lucy Hey, Yeah, hi Brandon what Oh oh
my god, Yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
Tell you.
Speaker 9 (42:24):
Okay.
Speaker 18 (42:25):
So one, I don't think I was gone for that long.
And two that was so unbelievably awkward for me. I
did not think that these people are going to show
up there. These are people that I like, know, and
I'm trying to kind of like pizzle out, and so
it was super awkward for me. And I did not
want to introduce you to these people, like I didn't
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want to mix that.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
You know, I understand what you're saying. It's just the
only true part about what you just said is you
didn't think because you didn't take me into consideration at all.
You left me hanging, and I I mean, I.
Speaker 5 (43:00):
Just watched you have a beer pour it all over you.
Obviously I'm kind of into you if I'm still sticking around.
Speaker 18 (43:06):
Okay, I mean I definitely did not think it was
a big deal. We were just talking. I mean, if
you hadn't seen some people that you knew and you
were talking to them, I wouldn't be so sensitive about it.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
Well, let's slip the script.
Speaker 5 (43:18):
Let's say that I take you out and I leave
you somewhere and I go to talk to a bunch
of girls that I know, and then I come back
and say, Hey, it's no big deal.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
These are just some girls that I know. How would
you feel about that?
Speaker 18 (43:31):
If I'm being like completely transparent and honest with you,
that guy was my egg. And I really don't think
that there was any world where you Twoe needed to
be like talking and meeting each other and whatever. And
so like with all of our old friends there it
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was like weird for me and awkward, and so I
wanted to just kind of like be like what's up,
but also not mix y'all together, you know, I'm.
Speaker 9 (44:01):
Trying to fizzle that out.
Speaker 18 (44:02):
I'm trying to get away.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
For I think that you're a great i've ever heard
my life. I really like.
Speaker 18 (44:07):
You, and I did not at all want you involved
in that.
Speaker 5 (44:11):
It just sounds sneaky, and you want to talk about
being uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
I'm on the radio.
Speaker 3 (44:17):
She's telling you the truth.
Speaker 2 (44:21):
I'm on the radio. What if your guys listening to this,
you can kind of have an I guess you.
Speaker 18 (44:26):
Know that I'm not interested anymore then.
Speaker 5 (44:29):
I'm just saying the whole thing sounded shady to me.
That was why, that was why I ghosted you. I
don't even know what to say at this point. I'm
just kind of confused. Where do we go from here?
Speaker 3 (44:41):
Well, it's flip it again, Brandon. What if your ex
girlfriend showed up and you were with Lucy?
Speaker 2 (44:46):
What do you do introduce them?
Speaker 1 (44:49):
Do you you would introduce them? I don't know if
I would.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
Yeah, it's my it's my ex girlfriend. The way Lucy looks.
If you met my ex girlfriend, oh, I would definitely interd.
Speaker 18 (45:05):
You know, man, I be a different person. I did
not want that those stories like coming to you. I
would much rather just like ease into this thing.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
With you, Brandon, would you like to go on another
date with Lucy? We'll pay for it.
Speaker 2 (45:21):
I mean, it's just funny that you think I couldn't
handle that, So in a public situation, you just decided
that now I couldn't handle it. I'm gonna ease into it.
I don't know, you know what, anybody can make a mistake.
Let's do it.
Speaker 1 (45:38):
Okay, right, Okay, you got another date Lucy?
Speaker 2 (45:42):
All right, let's go.
Speaker 9 (45:44):
Let's do it.
Speaker 2 (45:45):
I'll probably go somewhere and not bump into your ex.
Speaker 9 (45:48):
You know what, that sounds like a plan to meet.
Speaker 1 (45:52):
You first date fault. Just give us three minutes and
we'll give you everything you need to know for the day.
It's time for Nina's what's trending.
Speaker 3 (45:59):
There's a yell Stone scorecard that's trending right now and
it has bison at two, humans at zero. So if
you are traveling at all this summer and you decide
to do maybe a Yellowstone Park type of a trip,
stay away from the bison, respect their space, don't engage.
These people did though, and they got gouged.
Speaker 7 (46:21):
They are big animals, gorged or whatever you want to
call it.
Speaker 4 (46:25):
Up against a bison.
Speaker 3 (46:26):
It is kind of cool because when you see them
in the wild, you just can't help yourself, like you
want to get closer because they're so majestic. Yes, you can.
You can't help your majestic. So I parked on the
side of the road so I could see a whole
bunch of them. I got a picture. I'll show you later.
But there were these other people that crossed over the
fence and walked closer and then don't do that, and
that was dumb. I didn't do that. I just watched.
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They didn't get hurt, but they did get closer and.
Speaker 6 (46:50):
C there's a fence for a reason, dude.
Speaker 7 (46:52):
That's also like the one's private property, Like, don't go
on people's private.
Speaker 3 (46:57):
It's a national park. Oh yeah, not the TV show. Yeh.
Speaker 6 (47:05):
Do you really think the ranch they're going on to
somebody's ranch?
Speaker 7 (47:09):
Yes, I fully believe people do that. They go out
to people's property and ranches.
Speaker 1 (47:12):
And up on you and get you.
Speaker 3 (47:17):
Yes, but he won't though. Anyway, there's no spoilers. If
you watch Yellows, he's dead. Hey it but you knew
that was going to happen.
Speaker 6 (47:29):
I couldn't tell me. I haven't seen it either. I
could just tell.
Speaker 1 (47:35):
One of my new favorite hobbies is spoiling TV shows
from Victoria. I did it the other day, and.
Speaker 3 (47:39):
It's you don't even watch it, you can spoil them.
Speaker 1 (47:42):
Yea happen on it. So I'll just yeah, it's like
an old show and I'll see what happened in Victoria
loses her mind.
Speaker 3 (47:48):
Well, because you.
Speaker 4 (47:49):
Don't even watch them.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
You literally just Steve Carrell died. Let's be let's social respect.
Speaker 3 (47:54):
He did different show, so different about to watch this show?
Speaker 5 (47:59):
Mind you.
Speaker 7 (48:00):
I was getting excited to watch the show and Nina
was talking about it and then just goes, well, Steve
Carrell dies.
Speaker 1 (48:05):
I was like.
Speaker 4 (48:07):
What And he was like, how did you know that?
Speaker 3 (48:09):
I was like, wait, he's serious.
Speaker 10 (48:11):
He was.
Speaker 1 (48:12):
By the way, I don't know what's up with Steve
Carell and his roles lately, but he's always dying. Like
in that show that we're talking about, he died in
a car crash, and then there was this movie that
just came out.
Speaker 3 (48:21):
We're not saying the show, so we're not saying this.
Speaker 1 (48:24):
And then there's a movie that just came out, uh,
and he dies of the car crash in that too.
Speaker 3 (48:28):
What movie?
Speaker 1 (48:30):
I can't remember the name of it her now. I
also don't want to say it because that wouldn't actually,
but I feel like the last like five things I've
watched with him in it, he doesn't make it all
the way to the end. So I don't know if
he's just like wants to act a little bit and he's.
Speaker 3 (48:42):
Like, kill me off.
Speaker 6 (48:43):
He's just got enough money. He picks that are gonna know.
Speaker 3 (48:46):
They're more serious characters too. Ones when he does die,
so that's like real act in the office.
Speaker 6 (48:52):
Never forget Bruce Almighty, one of his greatest roles.
Speaker 3 (48:54):
Oh yeah, he didn't die in that. You guys love
that movie. We talked about it way too much.
Speaker 4 (48:59):
He died in that movie.
Speaker 3 (49:00):
I don't know. I haven't seen that in years. In
the movie, it is also the end of an era,
not just the end of Steve Currell's character characters. Thank you.
I knew where I was going there though. It looks
like hotel front desks may be disappearing forever.
Speaker 1 (49:18):
So that's sad.
Speaker 3 (49:19):
They've been phased out obviously because of kiosks and apps
and all of that kind of stuff. And now they're
talking about how it's just the end of an era
and they're gonna go away. I hope not, though, because
then who are you supposed to talk to you about
negotiating a bigger room.
Speaker 4 (49:31):
I have never used a kiosk to get into a room.
I've always had a hotel.
Speaker 1 (49:34):
Yeah, I've always had a person like even recently.
Speaker 6 (49:36):
We enjoy that experience. You walk and you're like hey,
and they're like, hey, what's going on?
Speaker 18 (49:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (49:42):
I like that.
Speaker 3 (49:45):
And then I'm like, you know, I'm going through a breakup.
Any chance you've got like a suite available, just because
I'm really sad.
Speaker 1 (49:52):
I need the I need the clerks at the hotels.
I lose my key all the time, and always you
need kiosk, You too, gonna hook me up all the time?
Speaker 3 (50:00):
Probably not yeah, to charge you.
Speaker 6 (50:02):
Yeah, at least yours makes sense. Might always just deactivates
for some reason.
Speaker 1 (50:06):
Mine. Yeah, that happened me the last hotel I was
that it kept deactivating.
Speaker 3 (50:10):
So I'm like, what are you betty through your pocket
with your cell phone?
Speaker 6 (50:13):
Uh no, it's twenty twenty five. We can't figure out
how to get a key card to continue to work,
and it's near a cell phone that's ridiculous.
Speaker 7 (50:19):
I feel like ju Will also loses his key card,
so he picks a brand of one and tries it.
Speaker 1 (50:24):
It could definitely be that I could just be at
the wrong room. Every time he's.
Speaker 6 (50:29):
A key card, he goes, that's probably mine.
Speaker 3 (50:31):
Yeah, and it's not working anymore.
Speaker 1 (50:33):
It's like, also I get where my room is, I
just go through room by room until I find it.
Speaker 3 (50:40):
That's what's trending. Jeubles Dirty Little Secret.
Speaker 1 (50:45):
Hello, hey you have a dirty Little secret?
Speaker 9 (50:49):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (50:49):
Sweet?
Speaker 2 (50:50):
What is?
Speaker 19 (50:51):
I've actually been cat fishing my own sister for like
three months?
Speaker 6 (50:58):
Really sold rivalry.
Speaker 19 (51:00):
Yeah, okay, So there's a guy that she doesn't really
know in person. She follows him on socials and stuff,
and so I made me count as him, and I've
been talking to her on there for like months, just
like developing this like relationship and like, oh we should
(51:20):
meet up, we should meet in person.
Speaker 6 (51:22):
She's not sending pictures, is she?
Speaker 2 (51:25):
Uh?
Speaker 19 (51:26):
Well, nothing crazy, nothing crazy that way. I haven't because
I don't I don't need to see that for anything crazy. No,
I've just been like stealing pictures off of his like
Instagram and stuff and using them on my page as him.
Speaker 9 (51:46):
And I don't know how she didn't say you oh yeah,
but why are you doing this?
Speaker 16 (51:50):
Ye?
Speaker 18 (51:51):
Why?
Speaker 5 (51:52):
Well?
Speaker 19 (51:52):
Okay, so a while ago, there was a guy that
I liked that I had not told this guy I
liked him yet I had like this whole like slow
burned plan and all this, you know whatever, And my
sister decides to take it upon herself to just go
ahead and tell him that I like him and like
make it sound weird, like, oh my gosh, she's been
(52:14):
crushing on you for the longest time and you just
like then it just like sounded weird, like I was
obsessed with him because she wanted to hook up with him,
so she like purposely blew it all up for me
and she ended up sleeping with a guy.
Speaker 1 (52:27):
Oh oh okay, so just like she.
Speaker 9 (52:30):
Wanted to date this guy.
Speaker 19 (52:31):
I was really into this guy, and she literally just
decided to ruin my chances so she could hook up
with him one.
Speaker 9 (52:37):
Time and be done with him.
Speaker 19 (52:39):
So I'm pretty stalty about that. I haven't gotten over
that one.
Speaker 1 (52:42):
Yet, clearly. Yeah. All right, well, thank you for telling
us your little secret. All right, bye, girl, what's your
dirty little secret?