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Raise a Plastic Cup for Earth Day | Daily Best of April 22 | The Rick Burgess Show


It's Earth Day 2025, so we raise a plastic cup and salute Mother Earth. Don't forget the annual "mourning the loss of old-growth trees." Anyway, recycling is a scam. Donald Trump delivered more Easter eggs of hilarity during the White House egg hunt. College football is just professional football now. RFK Jr. says cell phones are bad for you. And it might be the last show ever, because Garry the turkey call maker forgets we are live on the air and cusses at a caller. Then Adler forgets we are live on the air and plays a clip with an unfortunate word in it. Then Speedy has to leave the studio due to a "Shaq Attack." Then Greg insults his dead grandmother. Welp, we had a good run.

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
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Speaker 2 (00:31):
Are you ready?

Speaker 1 (00:31):
America? From the text Nation, Mississippi is already ready, Alabama
is ready. Let us know you're ready by texting I'm ready.
There's somebody saying birds, I'm ready, Speedy, I'm ready, Greg,
I'm ready, Adler, I'm ready. Let us see that you're

(00:57):
ready America and around the world. Everybody's ready to go.
Come on America.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Pennsylvania's ready, Tennessee is ready.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Somebody say I'm ready. It's action back today, Baby, Alabama.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
You're ready, danced and what up? George's ready? Everybody's ready,
Columbiana's ready. Somebody say I'm ready, shouting back, I'm ready,

(01:41):
Kentucky is ready.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
All Right is ready?

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Thank you for being here.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
The gang is all here today. And when I say action,
pack fellas, we're not exaggerating at all. We've got to
Comedian Keith Aberstadt will be dropping in to say hello,
will be chatting with him. I should say, funny, funny,
funny guy. Yeah, he is an on tour again. We'll
talk to you a little bit about that. Gary the
Bulldozer Man, Hey, yeah, I just thought i'd come on

(02:14):
by one of the somebody today and hey, burd hay
Bird has something involving Gary. It's rare. Look love all
of you. And it's hard. Look, people think that comedy
is easy. It's hard, okay. And honestly, if we receive
ten things one of them, two of them maybe will

(02:36):
own us. Okay. I mean you just have to throw
a lot of pictures. I mean, it's just it's not
a there's there's there's some there's some things that aren't
very good. There's some things that are okay. A lot
of things follow in that category. And then there's things
where you go, now that right there that hit me
and and and I got one of those today, and
I even had kind of attitude about it. I was
like high school, because so much of it is kind

(02:57):
of like yeah, but let me tell you really really good,
especially the course. So so we'll uh, well, we'll play
that today in Hey Bird hay Burge. I think what
I'll do is let y'all hear it early and then
maybe we'll watch Gary's face and play it for him
when when he gets here, and just watch his face. Okay, So,
so Gary's stopping by today. Box seats will be full today.

(03:21):
That means we will have a Burgess ball battle.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
And uh and so that's uh, we'll we'll see what
happens with the wheel again today. Will's gone cold. I mean,
let's especial. Let's just call it. It was. It was
on fire. That It's almost like a big time rush.
Our account has come up here and done something to it.
Day scared it. Yeah, Look, let me tell you it
was really smoking until tax day got yeah, and then

(03:46):
then it just you know how that does. It's like
it was even scared. Yes, So so we'll we'll look
at that today. Uh, we've got some some updates. Uh.
I had a little rehab yesterday getting ready for the
big game. Mio. You and his shoulder. How about rehab?
I'm telling Greg, rehabs awful. It's not fun.

Speaker 5 (04:08):
Well, you know what you gotta do is you just
gotta go Well, I'm just gonna be in pain here
for the next hour, and I'm just gonna have to
deal with it.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
I call it, you know. I remember we were used
to refer to this over the years, the little shop
of hers. Those people. Do they have hearts? I mean,
do they? You can scream, yell, squirm. It doesn't seem
to affective at all. I mean, and there I gotta
get in there and get it. At one point, I
tell Greg, at one point I did. I thought that

(04:35):
some monster had a hold of me because they were
three hands, and I was like that, gol, come they
come to find out somebody else had walked over and
start working on my arm. I was like, wait a minute,
you're in bad shave if somebody's giving you the therapy
and they have to call somebody him help. I heard
are I said, are you? Is there three arms? Because
I was face down looking through the bottom of the table. Yeah,

(04:58):
you stick your face, Yeah your checks, I said, And
I remember I just hollered out, somebody's got my arm.
You want to know whose face was there before?

Speaker 6 (05:05):
You?

Speaker 7 (05:06):
Do?

Speaker 8 (05:06):
I know?

Speaker 9 (05:07):
You?

Speaker 8 (05:07):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Yeah, who's got my arm?

Speaker 10 (05:09):
Is that you low pats.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
And uh and so? Yeah, But they put a little
napkin down for you to see you like, that's like
that's gonna help. There's been faces.

Speaker 5 (05:20):
All this talk about your shoulder means you're gonna guaranteed
to roll an ankle.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
Okay, let me tell you this update for you speeding.
Okay case, these are things we need to know. So
I could not find my glove, so I'm gonna use
that glove that you brought them. Thank you for that.
I found my white cleats, old glory watts. I found
where I mean what you did. I just started rooting
around and stuff. Yes, the rubber cleats, uh, I found,

(05:47):
I found, I found, I found pinstrips, got them out
and I put them on. So the thing that's weird
because in my weight law, I can make the waste work.
But I remember, you know, they were like really tight
on on the legs, on the legs, and now they're
not all that tight on the legs, and you know

(06:08):
they're a little loose, you know, because because his face
it I was large, uh and uh and had a
big old ham legs and so it's so my legs
are still big, but they're they're a little leaner than
they were, and so they're looking depends. Stripes look funny
for a little loose on me. You like see some
bath You remember how you used to look his uniform? That,

(06:28):
by the way, I think that's what I love.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
I think that's a.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Great say this. I think you're gonna try them on
and walk out in here right in front of the
counter one day. So about tomorrow when we try them on. Yeah,
we got to and we decided I'll put on what
I'm doing. And that got the jerseys at the at
the stadium, so I'm not gonna get my jerseys. Don't
get thered you see where they dashed you off. Y'all
wanted jersey today? And of course yeah, okay, he said
that y'all getting them. Yeah, so awesome, you know, telling

(06:52):
you just to shoot back on that email. Whatn't number
yall want if they got it available? But I don't
know we need a number. Oh you gotta be sticks. Greg.
You you in baseball? You were four?

Speaker 11 (07:01):
Right?

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yeah, you can be four. You were thirty one in football?
Have you seen the breakdown? We're gonna do a lot.
Oh yeah. And Adler, I know when you played for
the y mc A team. I think what number were you?

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Uh anytime I played, I always tried to get number one.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Looked like IM one number one.

Speaker 12 (07:19):
I really did, and because I knew it was going
to be a small size also right, and so I was.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Like, this is gonna fit and I'm gonna look at awesome,
let's do this.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Number One's a cool number.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
It was great.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Yeah, if I could, I would get that one.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Buddy.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
When the coach would bust out that box of jerseys,
it was just mania. It was melee.

Speaker 11 (07:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (07:36):
There was no official process. It was really here you go, kids.
It was like piranhas in the water.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Yes, every year that never really asked us what number?
That kind of gaves your number, buddy, that's what you
are there, you go. I'll deal with it, all right.
So so I'm going to I'll put on like what
I'm gonna show at the field in and then y'all
tell me yes or no. Okay, I'll do that tomorrow.
That sounds al right. You're not wearing your tank top,

(08:03):
are you? Well? I don't know, no goodness, but no,
probably on the bat that No. I think what I'm
gonna do is I'm gonna wear I want to wear pinstripes, Okay,
I realized too that we must not. I'm gonna have
to go with with whitey tidies. If you have any
colored underwear on, it kind of shows through. Yeah, And

(08:25):
I was like, we not to play in this, and uh,
let's do some brief trick the slide underneath. Yeah, some
sliding shorts. Let's not.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Let's not do not just whity tity On the Rick.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
And Bubba team, we had pinstripes long and short. We did,
which one you want to wear? Yeah? We did.

Speaker 5 (08:46):
You're gonna leave nothing to the imagination to have a
feeling in those.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Well I noticed that now they're a little loose on
me now. But the thing I can no, here's what
that crank. Here's what I kept thinking about. What about
when I wore these and they were skin tight? Yeah, no,
wonder I wore my shirt tail out. There might be
something to that look wenting dout. Just wear black shorts,
just have some. I don't feel right for baseball plant,

(09:11):
so put your slide in shorts.

Speaker 8 (09:15):
Them.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
We don't feel right if you do.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
What if I went the other way, you came out
with football plants. That's been great with that pant Oh
may probably need them. Yeah, this this has potential to
be ugly. Yeah, yeah it does. Did you bring them
all for the throw? I gotta throw? I couldn't find one.
I thought I had one sign Yeah, somebody said there

(09:39):
was one here at one point. That's what I'm saying.
I thought I did too. I could I looked, I think,
and our purging in here? All right? What about this?
What if I just went to standard jockstrap? Oh, rick man,
you come out? That's now what're really here?

Speaker 11 (09:56):
We are?

Speaker 1 (09:56):
How were you ready to go?

Speaker 4 (09:58):
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(12:22):
so now the quarterback at u c l A, Joey
Aguilar now says that he will transfer to Tennessee. So
so Nicominga is going to the Bruins, and now the
quarterback for the Bruins is going to Tennessee. They're swapping quarterbacks.
So this this guy, look, he he had transferred. He

(12:42):
hasn't played for the he played for apps date. Then
he transferred there this year's team. And then I guess
when this guy shows up as well, I can't. I'm
gonna go where he is. I'm out because this is
the thing we're working to be out here. Anyway, guys,
there's a hole where this guy left from. I'm going there.
Let me try it.

Speaker 14 (12:58):
Well.

Speaker 5 (12:58):
I was thinking about the depth art, and I guess
with transfer portals, now you never know, but you think
about it.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
You're fighting for a position all a sudden, here he speaking,
and I don't know how great this guy is supposed
to be.

Speaker 8 (13:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
Right, speaking of Keith Aberstadt, who's gonna be on the show.
As I mentioned later, comedian, he he is a big
Vanderbilt fan, as we talked about all the years when
he would appear on the Rick and Bubba show. Is
there little what's the little fellow's name? There? Yeah? Is he?

Speaker 15 (13:26):
Is?

Speaker 1 (13:26):
He playing for them his eighth year, That's what I'm saying.
This is his eighth year. They ruled he could come back,
So he is going to play there though, because you
never know anything. Yeah, you don't know where where he
may play this year. We're thinking so it looks like,
as Greg mentioned, so app state to u c l A.
Oh no, here comes he, Here comes Nico. So I'm

(13:47):
leaving u c l A. And I'm gonna go where
he came from because I know there's an avail. Yeah,
welcome to modern college football. On that note, n c
double A proposes a new rules, a new rule to
allow direct pay to the players. Aren't we already there?
I think it's bypassing some I mean it's a direct
collective and all that wasn't it musical quarterbacks? Somebody said

(14:09):
on text Nation, that's a good one. Yeah. So their
board of directors yesterday deleted one hundred and fifty three
long standing rules from its handbook, a move that now
allows schools to share financial benefits directly with players. This
is a step toward a new era that I don't
know how we can continue to say these are amateurs

(14:31):
and college athletics, but one that remains contingent upon the
approval of the House settlement. So they met for about
four hours yesterday. Think about how many rules you needed
to go into the handbook and remove. I remember when
the handbook you had people on staff that all they
did was interpret the handbow. Oh yeah, there were so many.
There were so many. Some of the rules were crazy. Right,

(14:54):
So now we've gone the other way about ten miles now, Yes,
too far, but it's it says it also will include
sports specific roster limits, allowing full scholarships to all student
athletes on declared roster.

Speaker 16 (15:08):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
They said they think that's going to double the scholarships
available in women's sports. And then interesting that here we go,
once again pretending to care about women's sports, but we
have one big issue that we that everybody keeps ignoring. Uh,
so we can have Basically, what this means is, here's
more scholarship. It's available to biological men who will now
take them. But but but we're trying. But but that's

(15:29):
getting better. We're we're we're working to stop a lot
of that. The weird thing is that there are still
people that think it's okay, right, that's it. I don't understand,
don't you when you can't even get Bill Maher to
agree with you, and on the left that that's he
just because he said I couldn't believe what he said
and he said some horrible things to Charlie Kirk and
their talk about faith. You know, if you you know,

(15:49):
once you if you get into the world of you know,
belief in God and in Christ and the resurrection, this
is when Bill Maher becomes that guy you hated. Oh
he did a yeah, because yeah, yeah right it was
called religious something religiousness, yes, like that. But yeah, it's
kind of like when you start sort of saying, hey,
I think I lot Bill Maher. Now you stay away

(16:11):
from that topic. Yeah, don't go there. You just stay
with the absurdity of today's society. And you'll really get
along with Bill okay, because he he says the thing.
His quote which I heard to Charlie Kirk in their interview,
was this one issue about biological men participating against biological women.

(16:31):
He said, I cannot understand why the left is willing
to continue to lose elections and hang on to this one.
He goes, this one is so logical and then on
the other end illogical that I cannot believe that anybody
is still clinging to this. And he's someone who certainly
has no love for the conservatives. So anyway, so they're

(16:51):
they're going to have new rules that's going to have
all all kinds of things to do with technology platforms,
for the schools to monitor their payments to players, for
them to be paid directly. I don't understand how were
they not being paid directly before, just talking about you know,
automatic collective. Yeah, I guess it did, had to. I

(17:13):
don't know. Well, this this sounds great. So now you're
just going to pay them directly without it going through anything.
And I'm sure that won't lead to any chaos at all,
because because these mails are and these men and women
are so old, they can handle all this yeah, but
would they do that also to give the school. Then
if everybody's kind of on the same page, you can

(17:33):
maybe put a sury cap in different things and now
you just whatever collective wants to do, they do you
know how much money they can may be wrong, Yeah,
this may be trying to go that direction too, Yeah,
I can actually.

Speaker 5 (17:44):
I know when jac signed in I L deal with
the show, there were procedures that we had to go
through through the athletic department and fill out a form
on who it's coming from or whatever. But the school
was like, we're not a part of this, We're not
paying you. It's coming from this party, and this is
the agreement, and then they follow it away. Now I
guess they're saying, hey, we can be a part of

(18:05):
that and pay you directly.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
Is it right? Is that what they're saying, Well, I guess,
and bypass all that you're talking about. No, you're exactly right,
speedy and you are too, Greg, I think both of
those things are in play. It says they still are
going to allow the players to hire agents for n
i L purposes. Now, this is what's hilarious. But the
n CUAA will still use certain eligibility rules that have
been used to distinguish Division one athletes from professional sports. Okay, okay,

(18:34):
so I can have an agent, i can be paid directly,
but I'm not a professional athlete.

Speaker 4 (18:39):
Right Yeah?

Speaker 1 (18:43):
Wait manut, you're there to get an education? Is that
what I'm supposed to Why even go to class?

Speaker 3 (18:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (18:47):
I mean, first we renamed what gender is. Now we're
just renaming what paid athlete is, and a professionalmateurs amateurs.
The funny part, the funny part about all this to
me is this is your another example of and I
know it's fun if you're a fan of sports. It's
fun to talk about greatest of all time and who

(19:08):
did this and who did that. I got news for you.
It just isn't possible. Things change so much in sports
eras you cannot compare eras. I mean, the rules change.
I mean, everybody who's who's winning and doing things in
this world, we cannot compare them to people who won
games in championships with all the restrictions. It's too completely different,

(19:31):
you know, And I'm talking about good and bad. You
could also say, well, it was harder for me to
keep winning because I couldn't keep players true That's what
I mean. You can't compare them now. You know, you
got your own benefits and your own problems that were
nothing like the benefits in the problems of the old way.
Like you know, back in Bear Bryant's day, there were
no limitations on scholarships, you know, they you know, so
it's different eras behind it is. I mean not saying

(19:54):
it was easier, but they were known for it. They
would you know, get guys that they knew were never
going to play for them, they wouldnt have to play
against him. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (20:01):
The biggest problem that I see a lot who's really
hurt in all this, depending on the sport.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
Is the high school player.

Speaker 5 (20:10):
Because if I'm a mid major that you know, it's
kind of like, man, I need to I need to
build my roster up. I mean, I'm not going to
the high school level. I'm going to see who I
can get from from. You know, is it this guy
that was in a Power five and maybe he didn't
get playing time, but he's good, Okay, come to me.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
Yeah, you know the high school player that would have
been a good mid major. Yeah, now he's got to
get the opportunity.

Speaker 5 (20:31):
Now he's got to either go juco or go another
route because he's not getting noticed or he's not getting
offered or she And it's just it's a tough one man,
because it really takes a lot away from them.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
Now unless you're a phenom. Of course, you've got some
phenom high school. Yeah, that's that he's going to go
and play no matter what. No, you have phenoms that
are being offered money to play for high.

Speaker 13 (20:51):
School yeah yeah, yeah, but yeah, but for the high
school player that's pretty good, that could sign sign a
nice scholarship, a lot of times they're getting overlooked because.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
They're just taking people. Yeah that we're on the bigger
schools that aren't playing that want to go down and
play well. And it's all filtering. Now we know for
a fact, we've got high schools and other states that
are become like feeders to that university and they'll go
out and pay a high school player to leave the
state there in that's a fact to come play for

(21:23):
them so they can then feed into the university there.
It's almost in high school is now almost turning into
a and they're getting paid better than minor league baseball
players for sure, but they've got deals on the table,
almost like a farm system where they get start getting
paid in high school and it just rolls right into
that college. And who continues to pay Rick for baseball?

Speaker 5 (21:43):
If you know, Let's say you know you didn't get
drafted or whatever after college you want to play. Let's
say you sign an independent baseball deal. You get thrown
a couple hundred bucks a week, and you're told you've
got to get to each destination yourself. Yeah, I mean,
and you compare that to whatever.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
We know. We know, here's your two hundred bucks a week.
Now we're playing in LA. You get there, that's up
to you. Well, we know for a fact that we
have elite high school players that are being offered anywhere
from a half a million dollars to a million dollars
to come play in another state and then where it's legal,
where it's legal, and and then hopefully they'll feed you

(22:23):
into the university there. That's kind of helping you with
that money. Yeah. Yeah, So it's getting crazy.

Speaker 4 (22:29):
This is the Rick Burgess Show.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
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about something the media would rather you ignore. You've heard
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final episode of Blaze TV's in depth investigation just dropped yesterday,

(22:57):
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(23:18):
Blaze tv dot com slash j six to watch the
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how how long? How long can we keep eating devil diicks? Yes,

(23:39):
that were that were consumed on Easter to refrigerator. They're
in their frig How long eat on? Are you? Now?

Speaker 5 (23:48):
I fall way, I'm way too far the other way
where I think, if it's been the refrigerator, I can
eat it for a week. Terry's the other in the
other direction. If it's been there one day, it's oh,
it's not good anymore.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
That's I'm sure.

Speaker 5 (24:01):
I'm sure it's somewhere in the middle. I would think
give it to Wednesday.

Speaker 12 (24:05):
Always safe with four days and then if you're crazy,
go a week even with an egg four days.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
No, I say Wednesday.

Speaker 5 (24:13):
I mean if you made them Sunday, Sunday, Wednesday, there's
your four right there.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
Maybe today it's the l days. Your last shot is
hot sauce crucial for y'all on the devil dgg. Never
had it, never tried it. Oh it's great, it's a
great idea. Yes, I don't like, just give me the
do if you take out take out that deviled egg, adler,
it sounds like you haven't done it speed, you haven't eat.

(24:39):
You haven't either. Get you some hot sauce dabbling on
top of that, on top of that stuff, great idea,
that mustard ye stuff in the middle. So you till Friday,
and don't mind a little salt and pepper either, Yeah
little pepper. Oh yeah you do. Y'all take a bold
egg and put salt and pepper and hot sauce on it.
Yeah yeah, I just take it out and needed it's

(25:01):
a whole new level. Really well, you're bland. I put some.

Speaker 5 (25:04):
Idn't I had to decorate up a deviled egg or anything,
and it didn't it already got stuff in it for flavor.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
I didn't know that I had me and balled he
I brought to work last week and you know that
Tony whatever, cajun, yeah, toy whatever, you put that on her? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (25:24):
Have you ever?

Speaker 1 (25:25):
Have you ever just start dabbling with that kind of stuff,
and obviously like pretty good. All you did was let
me try this. I do that when I stir fry
squash with some onions, I'll just go over and I'll
see something in the season in cabin.

Speaker 5 (25:39):
I'm I guess what I'm saying is if I'm going
bulled egg, that means that I'm trying to do better
and I'm trying to take a healthy choice of a
snack or something.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
If it's just a bulled egg. So if I start
putting stuff all.

Speaker 8 (25:50):
On it, then.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
Not sauces a freebie, is it? Sauce is a freebie.
Sauces of absolutely definite so hot sauce is good for you.
Not I even say good for you. I just said nothing,
it's nothing. Okay, you're not going to fetch your area.
You're doing a little bit better. You'll be fine. And
sauca too. Matter of fact, when I was eating that
boring veggie omelet, if it hadn't been for SAUCA, I

(26:14):
couldn't have done it. Uh So I'm doing a little
bit better. And the saucer was a game, it really was.

Speaker 5 (26:20):
So since that's a freebie, since COVID, your taste is
fully back, I think so.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
I think.

Speaker 5 (26:26):
So is it an HD or I mean, because you
you would claimed it kind of wasn't.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
But is it overtime? I would say, if you're my
if my tastes were the different k's, it's not four K,
but it's it's h D all right. You know I'm
not four K all right.

Speaker 5 (26:42):
Uh so you're able to enjoy things because you know,
I've I've got a friend of mine.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
It's not fully back.

Speaker 5 (26:47):
He he says, it's it's he can taste, but I
mean he just doesn't feel.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Like it's the same. Oh, we have friends they've moved
now to because the husband got another job offer and
they had to move over to uh to Georgia. But
they were like we knew them, like over to our house,
us over to their house. And she still did not
have her taste back, like she was just eating for sustidence.
I sense the smells not all the way back.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Are you serious?

Speaker 1 (27:13):
Yeah. Yeah. I barked off a great one the other
day and I was waiting on Greg to cringe and
and it's and it's like it was a waste of time.
I'm sorry about Rick.

Speaker 12 (27:21):
Yeah the way Greg that Tony and I had to
look it up just now because I buy the stuff
like crazy.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
It's so good. It's so sureyy sshery.

Speaker 12 (27:32):
Yeah yeah, yeah, I've never known how to pronounce it,
but man, that's good on everything.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
It's good on air. Thing it is you can put
it on the bottom of shoe and.

Speaker 14 (27:43):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (27:44):
What does it tastes like?

Speaker 2 (27:45):
It's a cree It's salty, spicy. Yes, good, you've never
had that stuff?

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Are we're talking about the like the bay stuff you
put on shrimp when you're doing shrimp.

Speaker 12 (27:55):
Bol it's like a cree ole season And yes, here
it is. It's great on everything.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
Okay, I just going ad minute occasion is not always
my thing, but this don't have all What about black
and I like black and I do not like black balls.
Excuse me. I preferred the ones that weren't back think
like the black Yeah he did they were they didn't

(28:21):
he did not they were strips. They were good there
were balls. They were a little nugget nuggs nuggets.

Speaker 12 (28:27):
But he goes turkey Nugget called him the other y'all
are adding balls the way every.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
Time we say balls that we don't have to giggle.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
I'm not laughing at nothing.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Well, then you're just not being honest. Yeah. Yeah, you
think a better phrase is we shouldn't giggle. The black
the blackened ones were with the people. I don't think.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
I just looked it up. It's so surey sory schry,
so sure fishery.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
I agree with text nation. Lemon pepper is always a winner. Yeah, yeah, great,
they can't touch Tony. I don't like fantastic. How about
this if I'm at a restaurant. If I'm at a restaurant,
they offer the meal blackened or not black, and I
go not black. No, I'm blacking that. People overdo it.
It's kind of like you smoke people. Yeah, it's kind
of like you smoke people. Some of you blacking people.

(29:14):
You over blacken these people that are obsessed with smoke flavor.
Enough with the smoke, you can go too much smoke.
Stop with all the liquid smoke, a liquid smoke.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
I'm a anti liquid.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
Smoke me too. They will also cause you to run
the bathroom. Yes, I will tell you this. When people
put that on hot dogs and stuff, I hate it. Yes,
don't do that, just use real smoke. Please, we'll be back.

Speaker 4 (29:34):
This is the Rick Burger's Show.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
Thank you for being with us bur in America. Don't
forget Mother's Day coming up May eleventh, and the cutoff
for make Mama smile again is going to be April thirtieth.
So if you haven't got Mama entered yet in our
you know, contest with doctor Dudney, I'm going by the
way for my check. I'm headed to the Dudney today. Yeah,
what's up? Going in? Going in for good little teeth cleaning?

(30:05):
Doesnety checking out the grill? Here comes birds? Herd is
coming in? Doesn't he see you in the gang? Later?
Seventeen thousand dollars worth of dental makeover for Mama, ten
upper veneers, lower bleaching cleaning, and X rays. Your mama
could win this. Uh, be sure you look at all
the thing we need. There needs to be some teeth

(30:25):
though Mama can't have dentures, and she does have to
have some teeth. Yeah, gotta have help. That's just that's just.
I mean, we love we love mama. If she's all gums,
you still love her, but we can't help her. Uh
so this is that. That's quite a liner there, that
is I'm glad. Oh, well, don't you say a word.
Don't you say a word. So let's all once again
with all gums. We love her, but we can't help her.

(30:47):
We can't help you. Let's remember that we're all trying
to make Mama smile again. Well, what we are trying
to do is this, make Mama smile again. Just see
love you, mama.

Speaker 11 (31:01):
You got a lot to be smiling.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Fucks love you, mama. Smile. Do you love mama? Go
to rickmurgershow dot com Mama could be you just to.

Speaker 10 (31:18):
See you smile.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
Everyone has a plan until you're punched in the mouth.

Speaker 17 (31:24):
He got Leo pretty mad.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
It's still there. Smile, it's still there.

Speaker 4 (31:30):
What's for a smile?

Speaker 16 (31:32):
Like the face?

Speaker 1 (31:34):
So uh if you if you go there, it will
you'll see the details all of those that all of you,
all of you who have already entered, and those of
you that are going to enter before April thirtieth, Dunney
in the game will break break it down to three finalists.
America will vote for the finalists on which Mama gets
to smile again, and then we'll have her in after

(31:55):
she's done. And it's always so movie. So let's let's
get that done. Yeah, Speedy, please tell me, no, no,
that today is not you know, it is one of
my least favorite things we do. Sorry, buddy, I don't
know almost book span for today just to have on.
I don't know who started this. I'm very upset with you.

(32:18):
All right, go ahead and say it speaking. I can't
even say it. It's Earth Day.

Speaker 5 (32:22):
It's celebrated on April twenty second each year because it
was the first date chosen for the first Earth Day
in nineteen seventy.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
This is when the earth worshippers come out. Yeah, yep,
this is this is the old growth. Here they come.
You guys, listen to this. This is when it all changed.
Everything changed after this. How absurd you're just joining me.

(32:50):
Deep in the woods of North Carolina, an extremist eco
group called birth First the Whales violation of American Nature.
Oh my goodness, first.

Speaker 10 (33:05):
The old growl.

Speaker 18 (33:09):
I think.

Speaker 19 (33:13):
I don't them that we love that and that we
don't die there are some people here who do care.
So I want you to know that tree.

Speaker 7 (33:29):
That we care.

Speaker 14 (33:31):
I think we are.

Speaker 6 (33:34):
Deeply hurting in America. I think we are deeply craving answers.
I think that we've lost our identity as we have
evolved into technology.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
And into industry. You have lost your mind.

Speaker 6 (33:51):
Bring me to this cathedral, Bring me to those guys,
Bring me to this rock that has the most incredible life. No,
that makes me feel alive.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
If you did clearcuts in burnt forest and I felt outraged, but.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
I didn't scream and I didn't cry.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
And I need to watch out.

Speaker 16 (34:20):
There they go.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
I have to know, because where are they at last year?
I had a little research and they're older, Greg, Greg,
I was thinking the same thing. Do they still feel
the same? I was thinking, do any of them go?
If I could go out and find that video and
destroy it, I would. Yes. I have come to my senses.
I mean, you can't look at a rock in your mind,

(34:44):
be right. And I think that rock has a wonderful life.
It doesn't have any It's not a life, It's a rock.

Speaker 5 (34:50):
Don't forget to When she said these guys, she was
talking to the tree, not the people with her, with
these these guys, this cathedral.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
We we have a person. We have a person crying out.
We we love you trees, and and we we we
love you trees. We love you tree, and we mourn
for you trees. If somebody does care about you trees.
She hadn't mourned for them, but she should, right Rick.
This year's theme for Earth Day is Our Power Our Planet.

Speaker 12 (35:21):
Oh my goodness, they were licking toads that morning, you guys,
My goodness.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
A place. I'm sorry. The theme this year is what
our our plow, Our Power our Planet.

Speaker 5 (35:36):
It calls for the global movement to embrace renewable energy,
with the goal of tripling the global generation of clean
electricity by twenty thirty. Unless you're a Tesla owner.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
They did say for Earth Day to day, go go
burn and damage a Tesla. Yes, yeah, burn burned down
a Tesla dealership today. That's the only you know, step
in the right direction. At one time, they wanted to
I don't understand you people, I really I don't. You
don't You're you're hard to follow. You're you're so hard

(36:11):
to follow, and and some of this stuff is just
it is just a bunch of mumbo jumbo and nothingness.
Pick up the trash, let's make the let's keep the
water clean. Beyond that, it just gets weird.

Speaker 5 (36:23):
Greg was asking me what what can I do to
celebrate earthly right? And I have a list here that
they have provided. They want you to plant a tree, Greg,
all right. They want you to clean up local areas.
Nobody's against that. Pick up trash or whatever.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
I saw the pollen this year. We got too many trees. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (36:42):
They want you to recycle, probably not. They want you
to reduce waste. And they want you to attend educational events.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Now that won't happen, maybe too. I also want you
to conserve water and use long lasting water anyway, what
does that mean? By conserved water? What does that even mean?
Can I get a shower? Most of them don't. We
got that if you met them, I personally like an
onion pat. Cut down on what you throw away, too, Greg.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
And I'd like to see you cut down on your
greenhouse gas emissions.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
Fact that it explains a lot today though, when he
told us his smells not back, I just I just can't.
I can't. If I could go through, I know we're
doing a show and it's provided us some content to
discuss earth Day. But when I leave this show today,
I would prefer earth Day to never be mentioned again
by anyone. Yeah, I just I loathe earth Day.

Speaker 5 (37:38):
Well, these organizations, they've ruined so much, Ironized Cody.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
We've talked about PETA and how it was first it
was not a real Indian, No, who was Italian? Yes,
but pet You know how it was first original.

Speaker 5 (37:50):
You know, when it originated, it was like, hey, they're
against puppy farms and all that things that we all
agree on. And then it got a little crazy. Same
thing with the Earth Day folks against littering or or
you know, doing things that are.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
Bad to land or whatever. But then they get crazy.
Pick up when I have to talk to a rock
and talk about worshiping trees. How weird. We've got a
lot of trees out there. That's just weird. We're not
hurting for trees. Take a flight, were a bunch of trees.
We're tree good. So many trees, so many trees. There's

(38:25):
so many trees. Every every storm, I'm reminded of how
many trees there are. Yeah, so many. We're good on trees,
got it? My goodness as we speak. My wife must
have planted twenty of them. Oh you're good for the
next ten years, you are. That's not enough with the trees.
What if I started that campaign, that'd be a popular one.
Enough for the trees. We're good on trees.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
Okay, we're down down with trees.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
Not a big recycler either. Or we've seen that.

Speaker 12 (38:54):
The trash is going to the same hole in the ground.
We've seen that over and over city the city waste
management system, over and over and over again.

Speaker 5 (39:03):
Yeah, we had a guy that picks it up and
takes it to the landfield. He can be confirmed.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
They all go in the same entrance entrance and then
just kind of veer off just a little. They got
and dump it. I said. I said this years ago
when I drew a line on recycling, is when people
started recycling toilet paper. I said, well, that that's where
I dropped it. If there's one place that we don't
need to do that, you know, and make the product good.
Everything that I that I've gotten accidentally that was made

(39:28):
from something recycled, most of it's terrible. You ever try
to use those paper titles, They're horrible. They're terrible. The
bags your stuff falls through them. They're terrible. If you
want me to take on a new product, make it
better than what was before, don't guilt me into it's
not gonna work, especially when I find out most to
y'all's point, Speedy and Adler, they made the point most

(39:49):
of it. They're not even doing what they claim. No,
it's all a bunch of feel good ism.

Speaker 12 (39:55):
Garbage, glass and a few metals are really the only
cyclable elements.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
Yeah, glass does pretty good. Glass does pretty good as far.

Speaker 12 (40:06):
As cost and the footprint for doing the actual recycling,
you can it can be so hard to recycle something
that you're actually put you put yourself in the negative,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
My new organization, we're good on trees.

Speaker 4 (40:20):
This is the Rick Burgess show.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
You mentioned this about the trees. Yeah, you know, and
we love trees. And in Los Angeles, you know what
a bunch of weirdos. I mean, they've let that place
just turn so odd. I mean, why does anybody people
leaving in droves? So anyway, they're saying that now for
some reason, vandals with chainsaws have cut down dozens of

(40:49):
trees in downtown La Yep, that's not very earth daylight. Yep.
So I mean, I know we're good on trees, but
the downtown areas of these urban places, I mean, it
looks good to have some trees down there and somebody's
going through there cutting them down. Yeah, probably one of
the many homeless people that live down there. They'd get

(41:10):
a chainsaw.

Speaker 5 (41:10):
But I mean I'm talking about just you could tell
they were just in a car or something jumped out
and then talking that.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
That's when who rides around and says, where the where
the chainsaw bandit? It just cuts down trees in downtown
l A. And what's the point. I don't know. Vandals
don't have points.

Speaker 5 (41:30):
People on social media thinking some sort of anti Earth
Day protest, but people don't know, right.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
That's it was. It was Friday night and they got drunk.
I wanted to cut trees. Could be that greg simple
is that that's going on a video one video one.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
About that tree thing real quick.

Speaker 12 (41:51):
It bothered me because that was going viral, people posting
it and everybody was posting somebody chopped down trees on
on in California, in l A. And I'm like, no,
it's not a chop it's clearly a chainsaw and people
were saying, well, wouldn't you hear wouldn't you hear the chain?
But those electric chainsaws electric, it's so clean, it's not

(42:14):
that loud.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
And they're not big trees.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
They're not big trees.

Speaker 12 (42:17):
And if you if you got an electric chainsaw that's
working well, sharp blade, you can take are you can
do so much damage doing so quick.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
Look, I've got a battery operate one and Gary loves it,
and and that thing favoring runs like a dream.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
When he made fun of you for sawing it back
and forth.

Speaker 12 (42:34):
I cut down a bunch of trees this weekend, and
every time I found myself doing the saw motion of
non accident, I thought of you.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
And I thought of Gary making fun of you.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
It's hard to do.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
It's hard to do it.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
And I'll change. I'll get dull quick. Oh yes, don't
get Gary on it.

Speaker 4 (42:49):
Hit the dirt.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
Gary Wayne can say whatever he wants to. I've seen
him using that battery operator rated chainsaws more times than
he wants to admit. I've seen it. I know for
a fact he's been using little battery seeing it with
my own eyes. Done it deliberate, done it deliberately. Hey,
I might want clean out these roads. I mean, I
just don't grab the one. It's easy to go. You

(43:13):
know what, you get a little older, you didn't like
that cranking. That cranking gets old, doesn't it.

Speaker 6 (43:17):
So?

Speaker 1 (43:18):
Uh Anyway, so video one we've had, We've had a
lot of people are talking about Trump hanging out with
all the kids where they do this Easter egg thing
at the at the at the White House or wherever
they do it, the garden, wherever they do it.

Speaker 18 (43:40):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
And he was he's hanging out with all these kids,
and he's talking to him and he's so good, and
he drops a Joe Biden joke right right from the bunny,
right to the to the to the bunny. So here
here he goes. Do you remember the bunny with Joe Biden?

Speaker 10 (43:57):
Remember you remember one day when the bunny took Joe
Biden out.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
He's not gonna take He's not taking Trump out anywhere. Listen.
It was good.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
That was a beautiful moment when the bunny saved Joe Biden.
That was a beautiful moment.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
Was it Easter when that happened?

Speaker 8 (44:18):
Was?

Speaker 5 (44:18):
Yeah, he was talking about something he got off on
foreign policy or something like that, and the Easter bunny
came over and drug him off, Like no, he kept.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
Getting lost and talking to people.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
Here, I found it right here.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
Yeah, that's when the bunnies like, hey, hey, hey, buddy,
No no, no, hey, no that.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
Way, Joe, you're lost. Hey, let's get you going the
other way. Here, Leader of the Free World has to
be directed by someone dressed as a bunny. Yeah, face,
I'm not so sure of the loss. They didn't. I
think we even theorized about this at the time, but
I would. It wouldn't surprise me at all that under
the Biden years that the people, the bunnies, we were

(44:54):
secret service.

Speaker 12 (44:55):
Peakle oh for sure, totally trained up. Hey hey, we
don't know what he's going to say. He's gonna look bad,
he's gonna freeze up. Please keep him away from people,
don't let him carroll.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
Absolutely.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
Also, we also today have a tremendous amount of iPhone
scare smartphone scare six A and B. So here's RFK Junior.
It's only forty seconds. Okay, it's only forty second real speed.
I want if I can take it. And here he
is warning parents about cell phones and their kids. Okay, So,

(45:31):
so here is RFK, Junior, we'll do that clip first.
You got a kid, I don't.

Speaker 20 (45:37):
Ever let him put his cell phone there his head,
and you know, don't let him carry it in one
of his front pockets. You know, pif girl, don't let
them carry their cell phone in their breast pocket, don't
let them carry them anywhere near your they're overas And
the farther the cell.

Speaker 4 (45:53):
Phone is from your head when you're talking, the better
off you.

Speaker 20 (45:57):
Laurren, this is not a hyperbole when I say tens
of thousands.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
Of studies.

Speaker 20 (46:04):
That that show the really extreme asers of cell phone radiation.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
Oh no, thanks for the warning there.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
Yeah, yeah, it's got some house music under it.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
Raising well, I noticed he never warned males for where
it us having in our front pocket.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
I think he went on to say that maybe did
he just get well, you know, he did focus more
on the women, girls and stuff.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
By the way, who is clean living Guru Paul Saladino.

Speaker 12 (46:36):
This guy keeps showing up everywhere. He's ruining my life
because he's he makes me. I'm afraid of water, I'm
afraid of cell phones, I'm afraid of everything now because
of this guy.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
But he's not afraid of his clicks and views. Yes,
all right, so here he is talking about the cell
phones stoop, yes, wow.

Speaker 7 (46:53):
That it's not safe to put your iPhone directly against
your ear or against your body. Even Apple openly amidst this.
If you look at the aty information, Apple clearly recommends
that you keep this phone five eighths of an inch
away from your ear and away from your body, and
they go on to recommend that you use hands free
options like speakerphone or in the ear earbuds, which reduce
r F radiation somewhat. We know that iPhones emit radio

(47:16):
frequency EMF electromagnetic fields, and these have been studied in humans.
Some data suggests they're potentially harmful, maybe inducing DNA damage
and oxiative stress, but some data suggests they might not
be bad for humans, so conflicting data in humans. We
don't know that our f radiation in humans is completely safe.
Our f radiation definitely raises the temperature of our bodies,
so holding your phone against your ear could certainly raise

(47:37):
the temperature of your ear or your skull. There's also
potential evidence that holding your phone against your ear like
this could interfere with sleep or cause headaches.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
I'm not afraid of everything because of this guy.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
Thanks a lot abouddy. What is he called, clean clean
living guru. Yeah, he's all about it.

Speaker 15 (47:55):
It is.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
This explains a lot.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
I'm drinking filtered water. I'm grounding now. You know, you
guys heard about this.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
Oh my goodness, you do need to be more grounded.
Yeah I do, yes, yeah that I do. No questions.
Gary with us.

Speaker 4 (48:10):
Next, this is the Rick Burgess Show.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
Well, uh, he is, Uh, he's here with us. Gary
the Bulldozer Man, he dropped in and.

Speaker 14 (48:27):
You know, and.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
So h Gary, we you know, have some some issues
with the you know, playing music that has licensed so
we can't we can't do that as much as we
once did because of all the different platforms now and
so we've been working on in the woods you see
Lettle Gwen and my dogs.

Speaker 14 (48:53):
And me.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
And so we we've been trying to to come up
with you know, some things things you can do, they're different.
Have you heard this hip?

Speaker 16 (49:05):
I don't know what you're done?

Speaker 1 (49:06):
Mat Okay, you get ready. Hey, I'm a little bit
tired today. Yeah. I got a deeper voice. I've got
a little deeper voice. I'm a little bit good God,
they can't even get sleep. All right, here here, here,
it is, go ahead, So this is you know, this
is any project that I've been talking to you about.
Don't any of you take your eyes off him. Yeah,

(49:28):
it's a big good Okay.

Speaker 5 (49:30):
Gary drives his doser through the woods so dense with
a turkey calling hand.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
He's got some common sense.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
He's camel clad and sneaking on my hunt.

Speaker 4 (49:42):
Again.

Speaker 10 (49:43):
The gobbler's shaking fear when they hear that man here
he comes.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
There is Yeah, everybody ms Larry covered in old patch.

Speaker 5 (49:54):
Oh Larry, State fairs and trucks stops from Man, he's
got the patches.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
He'll talk for hour.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
Straight about where they all came from.

Speaker 4 (50:03):
Gary just rolls his eyes, but Larry talks still.

Speaker 9 (50:10):
Podcast.

Speaker 16 (50:13):
Yeah I ain't right, yeah or not right?

Speaker 1 (50:18):
They get folks laugh.

Speaker 4 (50:22):
I get some backwoods dreams.

Speaker 16 (50:28):
Oh yeah, well that's good. I hope you gets some patches.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
Well you're gonna be on there with Big Box Entertainment
with a new podcast.

Speaker 16 (50:37):
Yeah, we'll try.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
You'll probably be the lead guy. You know, you'll read
the live spots and all that too. He wants to
talk about patches.

Speaker 8 (50:44):
He want.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
Gary, I want you to picture this. I want you
to picture this. I want you feature this fastfy, I
just want you to picture I ain't gonna make there. Hey,
we want to do think our friends over at Patriot
Mobile spaunsoring our podcast. Hey, let me ask you, Hey,

(51:10):
let me tell you. Hey, so that that would be great.
So Gary, we're working on this idea, you and Larry.

Speaker 16 (51:17):
Yeah, well he'll have to come on to make because
I ain't going over there.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
You may have to. We may have to do something
in between.

Speaker 16 (51:26):
No, I ain't got to do nothing.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
Hey, he may I heard me so so Gary used
to hearing that. Yeah, So I'm gonna stay down here
like Mitchell copies by and I ain't got to come home.
I'm don't do nothing.

Speaker 16 (51:48):
Yeah, i ain't even been been able to fish. I've
been some busy maybe.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
Yeah, you're catch any crappie this year?

Speaker 16 (51:56):
Not ready? Had men?

Speaker 1 (51:58):
I'm sorry, buddy? Is that is it over now? Crappie
over now?

Speaker 16 (52:01):
They should be back and pretty good right now.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
So you're you're all into turkey hunting and we're still
you're still trying to get the guys out. We need
to get that at that I know. Thank you for
your help on the tells from the camp House.

Speaker 16 (52:12):
That was when is that coming out?

Speaker 1 (52:14):
It should be out first of March. I mean May,
first of May, first of March. No May, we've missed March. Yeah,
the first of May. That was a misfit.

Speaker 10 (52:22):
Okay, Well that ain't gonna be battle Water week and
a half, two weeks, that's right.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
It won't be long now here. So, uh, you have
your sleeveless Rick Birdess show t shirt. It's looking good.
Look at you.

Speaker 10 (52:34):
Hey, I need to get some It's a little light
of color because when I get to working outside, I
get to sweating at dark man, it get sweat gray.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
It's not even a dark color. Yeah, I mean, well
it's dark gray. Yeah. Well, what's wrong with that?

Speaker 16 (52:48):
Well, I just like a lighter shirt.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
It's a little cooler in I mean, you're not being
picky or anything. Yeah, sir, So the free shirt I
gave you is not good enough. You would like a
different colored free shirt? Yeah, okay, yeah, so you keep
looking at this. You're doing it right now. You're you're
looking at my staff shirt. I just don't see you.

Speaker 10 (53:06):
Well, you know, it's got a collar on. It probably
wouldn't look right, cutting the slaves out of it probably not.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
Unique, would be very unique. I mean, I will get
this for you if you want it, but it just
didn't seem like you.

Speaker 16 (53:19):
No, I'm just joking about that.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
I don't know if you're going to show up at
the Dolphin. We don't need that.

Speaker 16 (53:26):
Are you gonna come? Am I gonna rave you?

Speaker 1 (53:29):
So worried here? We are so worried about this.

Speaker 16 (53:32):
I don't like to drive that far.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
You're gonna meet Rick here and and he there is
my baggage. Yeah, I gotta pick Gary.

Speaker 16 (53:39):
Yeah, yep, Well I don't like to drive that you know,
that far north?

Speaker 1 (53:43):
Yeah, I don't want to Gary. It's a mile from here,
all right, So that's that's mad.

Speaker 16 (53:47):
Folks talk funny up there, though.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
Where's the thing we're going? Where do you think we're going?

Speaker 16 (53:52):
Well, well, golf term and I guess right.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
Yeah, it's it's gray Stone, It's it's I mean, we.

Speaker 10 (53:59):
Can different type people up there though. Well, now, I
mean they they talk funny.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
You know you're about in a minute. They talked funny.

Speaker 16 (54:10):
What do that's meaning? The last time I was up there,
he said, do you have any I d I said
about what.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
You know, he said, I d like like identification, not idea. Well,
now you better get some sleep. You've been sleeping good.

Speaker 16 (54:29):
I slept like a baby. I woke up crying and
fished on myself right.

Speaker 3 (54:34):
There.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
Oh yeary oh, you know I'll be an early morning
like a baby. I know, I said early.

Speaker 16 (54:47):
Well I get up.

Speaker 10 (54:47):
I get up about four thirty that morning. Could not
get a hold of yourself.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
So that's good.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
That was good.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
So you so you will you you're gonna be with
us on May fourteenth on location from the golf course.

Speaker 16 (55:05):
Am I gonna get to Hitney balls or what?

Speaker 6 (55:07):
No?

Speaker 1 (55:07):
No, Gary, No, no you don't. You're not allowed on
the course. Duddy, Well what about you know Thursday night
we're playing in the softball game. You're gonna come to that.
You know I used to play some ball, by the way,
did y'all know he was a really good baseball player. Yeah,
well trust me. Hey he also played adult league Ben
Men's did you pitch? Yeah? He was a picture.

Speaker 10 (55:28):
I played thirty eight and I'm pulled that that thing
between your legs that hurt real bad?

Speaker 1 (55:34):
Huh easy? What you mean you mean a growing growing? Okah?
Up there hits like a paper sack. Not a good description.

Speaker 16 (55:43):
I mean, when you can hear it, it's bad.

Speaker 1 (55:47):
You couldn't hear it.

Speaker 16 (55:48):
Oh yeah, hit up.

Speaker 10 (55:49):
Maybout a year and a half to get over that,
so I retired.

Speaker 4 (55:52):
Oh my goodness, have you.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
We'll come back. I want to talk to you. You've
been reading all the emails about people been using the call.

Speaker 10 (55:59):
Huh yeah, right there, it's done. It's it's done pretty good.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
There's somebody doesn't love the day. That's a good bird,
right there? Somebody on text that's today Geary is uh,
it's her that Gary. All right, we'll be right back
more with Gary the Bulldozer Man. Right after this unscreen

(56:34):
phone calls America. All ten lines are opening and they're
feeling fast. Gary the Bulldozer Man, Hi Spurymaster is here chatting,
hanging out his first engagement with his co hosts of
the podcast, Larry some some obstacles there. We're thinking to

(56:54):
ourself that Larry has Internet and he didn't know it.
How could how could he watch YouTube without any Wi Fi?
That's maybe he's got a smart TV, but he still
has to have internet.

Speaker 2 (57:06):
Yes, y'all, remember when he said he was going bear hunting.
I think I think Larry is a little bit of a.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
He've got he's got scary at him. Uh huh, you
watch your mouthy, Gary, Are you Are you done making
calls for the years?

Speaker 10 (57:21):
Probably, I'm pretty much I'm facing to get busy. I'm
gonat to start doing outside work.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
Getting crazy, getting crazy, and that we got some bushocking.

Speaker 16 (57:32):
I know, I got I wish you know. That's uh
three or four days a week.

Speaker 1 (57:40):
So you're saying you're the calls that you've made, that's
end them?

Speaker 16 (57:43):
Well probably for this year.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
Hey, now I won't even ask you how to get
one because every time I bring that up, you go on, you.

Speaker 10 (57:49):
Take us on some convoy trying to get my website
back up.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
Where are the calls? How can I get them?

Speaker 16 (57:59):
The game calls?

Speaker 1 (58:00):
Yeah, well they got them in start when they're out there.

Speaker 16 (58:02):
Yeah, they may have a few left, all right.

Speaker 1 (58:08):
Speaking people were saying, we'll just solve the problem. You
and I will do the Gary and Larry. That might
be easy.

Speaker 16 (58:15):
That works.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
Hey, welcome to the Gary and Leary podcast. My name
is Gary. You can't even have a co host, all right,
So the phones we go unscreened phone calls you're on
the Rick Burgers show. Unscreened phone calls go.

Speaker 17 (58:36):
Hey, Gary, I'm not a turkey hunter. I've actually never been.
But I've got a friend who collects some vess turkey
vest that he pays, you know, one thousand, two thousand
dollars for.

Speaker 1 (58:47):
When I got.

Speaker 17 (58:49):
Why are they?

Speaker 1 (58:50):
Why are they so expensive? And do you own any
of them?

Speaker 6 (58:53):
No?

Speaker 1 (58:54):
I don't turkey vest. What's a turkey vest?

Speaker 16 (58:58):
It's what you care you call and stuff?

Speaker 17 (59:00):
And you know, he doesn't even he doesn't even wear
these vests. He puts them up and they're like collectible.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
Yeah about that with the seat attached to it so
when you sit down.

Speaker 10 (59:13):
Yeah, they some out there. I don't use anything like that.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
But you know, are you just talking about I'm looking
at this. This is like when we used to go
quail hunting or rabbit hunting. We will put a vest
on to put the rabbit in the baker, but the
quails and is that what that same thing?

Speaker 21 (59:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (59:32):
Pretty much.

Speaker 1 (59:33):
What's the big deal about that? I don't know.

Speaker 16 (59:35):
I don't, I don't I have one.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
I just never have been turkey hunting. I have one.
We used you know, Yeah, we had some I think
somebody gave us. Yeah, I still have one.

Speaker 2 (59:48):
In the here's a good one for a hundred bucks.
You don't. Yeah, you don't have to spend all that,
but you don't use them.

Speaker 16 (59:54):
No, I don't use him fancy one as a shocker.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
You just have one. Hello, Rick Berger's Show, unscreen phone calls.
You're on, Go ahead, Gary. I bought a turkey call
from you a couple of weeks ago, and.

Speaker 17 (01:00:07):
I ain't really had much luck on turkeys, but I'll
tell you what them. Women come out of the woodworks
for that thing.

Speaker 16 (01:00:15):
At times, with the warning, well, you just need to
keep using that thing because it will work.

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
We continue. Hello, You're on the Rick Burgers Show. Unscreened
phone calls.

Speaker 17 (01:00:26):
Go ahead, Yes, this is Cavon from pel City.

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
Sure, go ahead. Hey.

Speaker 18 (01:00:33):
Instead of Vicky quest with Speedy, I think we should
have Larry quest with Gary and see if he can
make his way over to Dublin.

Speaker 8 (01:00:40):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
You won't go with you get what if somebody else scribes?

Speaker 16 (01:00:43):
Well, manf you know, if I go get turkey hunting
or something, I might right over there.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
There's things other than turkey hunt. Why can't you just
go visit? Yeah? They stopped and get did you see
his face?

Speaker 18 (01:00:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 22 (01:00:55):
Like what you mad?

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
I mean he just went like no emotion.

Speaker 14 (01:00:58):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
Yeah, we can run store and get larrying some smokes
like you've done that other guy go black and mine.
I reckon, So we continue. Hello, unscreen phone calls. You're
on the rick Burgers show. Go ahead?

Speaker 8 (01:01:11):
Wow?

Speaker 16 (01:01:11):
What up?

Speaker 20 (01:01:12):
Patch?

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
Hey you're on unscreen phone calls. You're gonna join us.
Lines are opening up now, eight eight eight six, big box,
You're on. Go ahead?

Speaker 11 (01:01:24):
Hey, Gary, I got a quick question for you. Huh.
If if you had to choose to go turkey hunting
with somebody every single time, you either have to choose
between Kamala Harris or Joe Biden, who you choose.

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
That's a good question. I just wouldn't know, you wouldn't go.
I see you take Kamala. Oh yeah, you ka?

Speaker 16 (01:01:49):
I mean Kameler? Whatever are you?

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
Kamala Kamala? Uh?

Speaker 16 (01:01:55):
I don't know, I don't know. That's that's a hard question.

Speaker 5 (01:01:58):
Well, the way Biden is now ad with the state
of where he is, and you know his memory and
cognitive skills every day would be new.

Speaker 16 (01:02:07):
So make him a bucket ice cream and let him
sit there.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
Yeah, we continue unscreened phone calls. You're on the Rick
Burgess Show.

Speaker 21 (01:02:15):
Go Hey, my name is Lasa from Plus at Grove.

Speaker 18 (01:02:19):
I'm not.

Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
Suh. All right, go ahead, y.

Speaker 21 (01:02:24):
We're talking about the season named Tony Factory's earlier. I
didn't know how to pronounce the name. It's tone Sactory
and it is good everything. Use it as a rub
chicken griller, down the grill, put styles on it. Do

(01:02:45):
you like?

Speaker 10 (01:02:46):
That's that's what I put on that chicken nuggets I cook?

Speaker 11 (01:02:51):
Is that really?

Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
What is turkey nuggets?

Speaker 8 (01:02:53):
Oh?

Speaker 16 (01:02:53):
Yeah, see that was named turkey nuggets.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
Yes, what you call something else? He did not call
him turkey balls. I think y'all that I think he did.
I think he did.

Speaker 10 (01:03:04):
He said turkey saturies, and uh, what's the name of
it after the saturies?

Speaker 16 (01:03:10):
Yeah, well that's the way you say it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
I saw an emailer that said they emailed you for
your turkey nuggets recipe and that you you you called
them and they actually.

Speaker 16 (01:03:23):
That's too much to type out, you know it. Don't
take it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
We want to put it on Rick's picks. We can't
you give us something we can use.

Speaker 16 (01:03:33):
I'll do a video when you put it on, there
we go.

Speaker 5 (01:03:36):
We don't want a video there now were having to
transcribe video and into it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
Just give me the ingredients.

Speaker 16 (01:03:42):
How you do it, I'll do it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
And they showed me they made them. Now they fried there.

Speaker 16 (01:03:46):
Oh yeah, they look good.

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
They looked great. We continue. I don't miss that one. Sorry,
Oh Sweedy on panics. Fine, Uh, hello, you're on the
Rick Burgess Show. Unscreen phone calls.

Speaker 12 (01:03:58):
Go ahead, Hey, Gary, Yeah, I think you'll I think
you'll like that golf tournament he thinks a shot doesn't start.

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
You can saw that gage.

Speaker 16 (01:04:11):
Yeah, I've got a full ten up there.

Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
We continue. Unscreen phone calls. You're on the Rick Burgess Show.
Go ahead.

Speaker 17 (01:04:18):
Hey, last week with Larry's talking about tying.

Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
Them horses up to the parking meter, did anybody thinks
I asked him for of them horses?

Speaker 8 (01:04:24):
Name was at you?

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
Actually? I bet it was, you know it, I know
it was. You're on the Rick Burgess Show. Unscreen phone calls,
Go ahead.

Speaker 17 (01:04:34):
Uh, you know, can I get Gary to play the
part of the angel at the tomb? Hey he ain't here.

Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
Okay, my goodness, Hey y'all looking for Jesus. He told
you he wasn't gonna be here. You can't even have
a resurrection. Hey, hey, he ain't here. Did you have
good Easter? Yeah?

Speaker 16 (01:04:52):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
Did you hide the eggs for the grandkids?

Speaker 10 (01:04:56):
Uh?

Speaker 16 (01:04:57):
Now we didn't do eggs?

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
They don't, you know, too expensive.

Speaker 16 (01:05:01):
No, he's done. Got too old. You out there hunting
these dreggs.

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
You know, continue, You're on the Rick Burgess Show. Unscreen
phone calls? Go ahead?

Speaker 3 (01:05:15):
Uh?

Speaker 18 (01:05:15):
Gary, have you ever called up a gobbler after he's
been handed up?

Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
Oh? Yeah, he's insulted by the question. They can't even
believe you asked that.

Speaker 17 (01:05:28):
Oh I don't believe this.

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
Huh, he said, I don't believe.

Speaker 18 (01:05:32):
Once that gobbler has been handed up, you can't call
him away from them ladies.

Speaker 16 (01:05:37):
Well you ain't never honed then?

Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
Oh wow, he's calling. Gary says can't be done.

Speaker 18 (01:05:44):
Yeah, I mean I've Uh, I won calling contest as
a as a jake when I was thirteen.

Speaker 21 (01:05:53):
I think I know what I'm talking about. Gary.

Speaker 16 (01:06:01):
You gotta talk, you gotta walk walk.

Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
He says, you can't do it. You think you're a
better turkey hunter?

Speaker 18 (01:06:07):
He is, Well, I know you can't call him. You
can't call him across the fence, and you can't call
him when their hendles say that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
We carry what you're doing.

Speaker 2 (01:06:35):
We're on the air.

Speaker 1 (01:06:38):
Right now, right now, Gary Vine.

Speaker 10 (01:06:44):
He was just pulling something there.

Speaker 16 (01:06:46):
Now he knows better than that.

Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
Gary, he's that guy's fault carry.

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
I cannot believe. Well, you know, I'm dumped it on
what I can. Yeah, on terrestrial radio, you got it there,
but everywhere else that was an honest response. What do
you forgot? Even that's straight up right there. Yeah, Well,
we're not in the camp house, buddy, we're live.

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
Gary right now, still lies, We're just show.

Speaker 1 (01:07:20):
Well, Gary's in time out. Gary has been removed from
the microphone and now it's sitting in time out. And
uh yeah, he's in a penalty box. He is sitting
over there and until he can he's gonna play better
with us. He's gonna have to think about what he did.
And sos to be there asking what Gary said. Because

(01:07:41):
you're in the terrestrial world where our dump button still works.
I'm sorry. Uh, of course some of you have figured
it out. I'm sitting on the text nation. Yeah, I'm
a terrestrial listener. Note the self check YouTube archive so
so funny.

Speaker 10 (01:07:59):
Uh uh.

Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
The YouTube nation, they're they're having the times of their life,
the time of their lives right now. It looks a
lot of activity there.

Speaker 10 (01:08:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:08:07):
Yeah, they get the straight pipe. It's a straight pipe.
Is tune in a straight pipe?

Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
Tune in live?

Speaker 1 (01:08:14):
Yeah? Yeah. So the streaming world got it too. Everybody
in the streaming world, whether it's app or or watching,
all of you got Gary and Gary's and come out
now those of you that are wondering, that's uh what
what I love was Greg and I had a conversation
with Gary and the break you were getting ready to
ring in the vaux seat people. Yeah, and this was
something we didn't understand. Hey, I'm just telling you. I mean,

(01:08:37):
I've gotten to the age now. It don't take much
for me just to tell you like it is and
just now. And I thought, when was there a timing
Gary's life?

Speaker 3 (01:08:45):
Never ever?

Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
Didn't do I've known you? Then he changed and said, well,
it's been about the last fifteen years. So he I
think our I think our caller, and hey, well done.
It was accomplished. Was trying to fight and it was
worked and it worked perfection. Yes, So yeah, I got talking.

(01:09:07):
Do you do you think you can do you think
you can come over and apologize everybody? Don't come over
if you're not ready to apologize. Hey, that's why I
had my grandkids. He comes now, he'll take his time.
It's not be in a hurry. If you think you
can sit down and tell everybody you're sorry, then I'm
gonna bought the mic back up. Hmm. Do you feel

(01:09:28):
bad about it now?

Speaker 16 (01:09:30):
I don't feel bad about it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:31):
I just you know, that's that's not how you That's
not how you start an apology.

Speaker 8 (01:09:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:09:36):
An apology starts out with you come to the conclusion
that you need to apology, which means you feel bad
about it.

Speaker 16 (01:09:45):
Yeah, you're I mean, hey, no, I've said a lot
worse than that.

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
Well we know that, but on the on the air
and broadcast world.

Speaker 10 (01:09:55):
You know, when when you when I'm up here, uh,
you know, I like just for us to be talking,
you know, I kind of forget I'm on Yeah on
the radio.

Speaker 1 (01:10:06):
Yeah, we know you forgot myself. We were here here,
we saw fault whose fault.

Speaker 16 (01:10:15):
Yep, faulty?

Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
He always.

Speaker 6 (01:10:20):
Live.

Speaker 1 (01:10:20):
I love you Geary.

Speaker 10 (01:10:21):
Hey listen, Nah, you know I think that was probably
somebody just trying to get me stirred up.

Speaker 16 (01:10:28):
Well, did he.

Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
Pretty much told you? He did? He told you what
you he wanted. Thirteen years old, he could take a god,
but like a Jake. That's right, that's all We're gone. Yeah,
what he told you? One contest.

Speaker 16 (01:10:45):
I don't only contest. I want in the woods.

Speaker 5 (01:10:48):
Okay, you content, you're saying everybody was getting shorts. He
can set over there and call. But until you're on
the game field, which is in the woods, you don't, you.

Speaker 1 (01:10:57):
Know, so you can bring them across the creek, across
the fence line and away from a hen.

Speaker 16 (01:11:00):
Oh, no, doubt.

Speaker 10 (01:11:03):
Not.

Speaker 1 (01:11:03):
According it can't resist that calling, Not according to Jake Champion.

Speaker 10 (01:11:06):
Well, let's get off on something else. I'm trd talking Hey.

Speaker 1 (01:11:09):
So when you're hey, when you're working your call, it
was that his apology. Did I miss it? Yeah? I
love the fact that. Are you ready to apologize? Yeah?
I guess So you feel bad about it? No, I
don't feel bad.

Speaker 10 (01:11:20):
I mean, well, that's just like I told you. You know,
you know, I just you know it don't take a
whole lot from me to well, he's at that age myself.

Speaker 1 (01:11:32):
You just go, I've known you for how long? Twenty years?
About seventeen years, No, because I knew you. I knew
before you start working at our place too, because when
you're working for Bubba. So yeah, you're right, probably about
twenty something years, twenty five years, and then you don't.
I just don't recall there was ever a time in
that LinkedIn he's evolved to this. Yeah, that you were

(01:11:52):
pushing that that had to be provoked too much to
tell somebody how you feeling just lately.

Speaker 10 (01:11:57):
Yeah, oh yeah, it just it just started here, you know,
back thirty forty years ago.

Speaker 1 (01:12:06):
All right, Well, I have to ask a question, and
I'm sorry. Did he apologize?

Speaker 6 (01:12:11):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
No, no, no, no, try it, try to say one
more time, complete sentence.

Speaker 10 (01:12:16):
Well, I'd like to say that I am really, you know,
I just I can't do it.

Speaker 16 (01:12:25):
I just can't do it.

Speaker 1 (01:12:28):
Something that guy deserved well.

Speaker 16 (01:12:30):
I mean if he if he deserved it, I would have.

Speaker 1 (01:12:33):
But you know, yeah, but you're not asking you to apologist.

Speaker 16 (01:12:37):
One question you want to ask, No, I don't want
to apology.

Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
Is not to him. It's to people that maybe you know, yeah,
watching on YouTube. I'm sorry, if they got kids.

Speaker 16 (01:12:46):
If they got real kind ears you know, real.

Speaker 1 (01:12:51):
Mommy, what did Uncle Gary say? Right? Why did that
guy was full of something? This is the same kind
of stuff that got you banned from going to Mancharter stuff.

Speaker 16 (01:13:01):
You know about fighting the preacher that'll do it well,
he order get on my bag.

Speaker 8 (01:13:09):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
So this is the thing we got to work on.
You know, you really feel justified. Everything you like to
me to bear trail are. One thing we got to
work on is remorse. Yeah, it's great, it's step one
is I feel bad about what I did and I
want to call it. It's just not there.

Speaker 4 (01:13:27):
We can't get it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:28):
How about this if an apology was a hole I
need to dig. I'm just hitting ground so hard that
it's so dry, so hard I can't you're.

Speaker 11 (01:13:37):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:13:37):
So so here we go, brand new IWUR from the
Big Boys Studio, the Gang all here. As you heard
Speedy Greg Adder, the box seats are filing in, they're
settling in from all over them. Speedy's taking almost all

(01:13:59):
of them to the bathroom once it appears, Yeah, we
got that out of the way, got that out of
the way, and so they've journeyed their way back. Gary
is just hanging out but still on probation. He'll be
here a few more minutes. We had some people on
the text nation. They said they were in traffic trying
to get here, but would be a little late.

Speaker 5 (01:14:18):
Yeah, I think they just I just see him walking now, okay, well, no,
get him in the brother, let's not let's not move
you into the role of greeter.

Speaker 8 (01:14:28):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:14:28):
So, Uh, it'd be quite agreeing after this. Yes, no,
that's so. Gary will be here for hanging out with
us a few more minutes.

Speaker 10 (01:14:36):
Hamburg Hamberbird.

Speaker 1 (01:14:46):
From the emails, heybird, look at that face? Heybird, Yeah,
so that's like you like hard wrong?

Speaker 10 (01:14:55):
You like that?

Speaker 16 (01:14:56):
I don't much like it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:57):
You don't like that. You won't take Larry and Gary's Yeah,
Jerry your own probation. We're just gonna you're just hanging out.

Speaker 10 (01:15:05):
So.

Speaker 8 (01:15:06):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:15:06):
Letter number one, Hey Bird, Hey Burge comes from John.
Hey guys, Uh, I need y'all's help. I don't know
what I've done here? Is this offensive?

Speaker 7 (01:15:21):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:15:22):
Would it be offensive if I said to my wife
that she was thick? Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:15:27):
Probably.

Speaker 1 (01:15:28):
I'm not calling you very smart, I'm not calling her fat.
I'm saying she's thick in all the right places. Like
I'm trying to compliment her. Do y'all think she's justified
and being mad at me saying I'm calling her fat? First,
you don't even go anywhere near that. No, I mean,
what was he thinking?

Speaker 2 (01:15:48):
No, you have to be very careful. What parts of
your wife's.

Speaker 1 (01:15:52):
Compliment good compliment? I don't think I would. Your intention
may be what do you think about this one?

Speaker 11 (01:15:59):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:16:00):
And I've actually thrown this one out before. I love
your shape. You like shape? You're shaped? Well, that's just
kind of weird you're shaped. Well, I love your ship. Actually,
you say I love your shape. I love that's come
out of your I love that shape.

Speaker 2 (01:16:16):
What's that song? I'm in love with the shape of you.
You can maybe say I'm in love with the shape
of you, but I still don't.

Speaker 1 (01:16:24):
Under no circumstance, what I ever say thick under no way,
no way, no how you do not say that, but
you don't say it. Yeah, you don't do that. You
you might, you might some people like them thick. Oh
oh wow. Okay, all right, I'm pointing to Gary.

Speaker 16 (01:16:48):
Hey, you keep your mouth, you talk.

Speaker 1 (01:16:52):
He's already said one. Yeah, okay, I don't do a
little shout out to sweet little wind.

Speaker 10 (01:17:00):
Oh yeah, she's cleaning out our closet the other day,
and you know she said she's gonna take it down
to the hand of home people, you know, starving and
stuff like that.

Speaker 16 (01:17:09):
That, well, I ain't gonna be able to wear them cloth.

Speaker 1 (01:17:12):
Oh what you said that?

Speaker 16 (01:17:16):
It's just a joke.

Speaker 1 (01:17:19):
Thank you, Gary went overwhelm. Yeah, Gary, today swinging't make contact.
So John, I don't think. I think if you picked thick,
you're in trouble and you kind of deserved it, even
whether you meant it, well, you didn't use very good discernment.

Speaker 16 (01:17:41):
Yeah, I don't think I would have said that.

Speaker 2 (01:17:43):
I googled it said I said, is thick a compliment?

Speaker 12 (01:17:47):
And it said in many contexts, yes, being thick can
be called a compliment.

Speaker 1 (01:17:53):
Well, I think, like you said a minute ago after,
if you're talking, the ladies in here don't know where
to look. If you're if you're talking, if you're talking
to other men, you may you may comment that you
like women a little thicker, But I don't think you'll
ever win telling a woman she's thick. Yeah, do y'all
can see that? Yes, No, some're saying there's not a

(01:18:14):
woman in here. That's raising their hand to be called thick. No,
not one. One guy did strangely, some.

Speaker 17 (01:18:28):
Talk in here.

Speaker 1 (01:18:31):
Again.

Speaker 12 (01:18:32):
If you are going to text your wife that put
two c's. That's how they're supposed to spell it.

Speaker 2 (01:18:36):
If it's a compliment, take a note, John, kind of
like p H A T yes, like p H A
T yes.

Speaker 1 (01:18:43):
Hunter says, hey bird, hey burge. I was at a
friend's house today and the guy he knows pulled up
on a motorcycle. I never met this man before, but
he was covered in tats, tattoos. He had a tattoo
on his forearm that caught my eye. It was a
circle with a star, and inside the star it had
this devilish looking creature in it. I wanted to ask
him about his faith and why he chose the tattoo,

(01:19:07):
but I didn't. I'm scared of what he would say,
and I didn't know how I would respond back. Question
to the gang, would you have asked him about it?
And how do you imagine that conversation might have went?
I say, if he's walking around with it on his arm,
display he don't mind you asking him about it?

Speaker 3 (01:19:25):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:19:25):
Yeah? I had that, You know me, I would have
had that. Of course you would have behind the demon
in the star? I said, what you got there? Yeah?
What's the meaning behind that? Adler? Would you? Would you
ask about it?

Speaker 14 (01:19:35):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:19:35):
I'm scared to ask Gary about his tattoos, so.

Speaker 1 (01:19:37):
No, I would not. Yeah, your tattoo is interesting. Do
you have anything I can't talk? Can you say anything
about your tattoo?

Speaker 16 (01:19:50):
No, they've been on these many years. I've got about him.

Speaker 1 (01:19:53):
So you don't even know the original intent. No, you
don't know what I got right? Yeah, I think I
don't know, he said, Being that it was easter, I
wonder if I missed out an opportunity to have a
faith conversation. But if the guy has horns, if he
has devil horns in the circle on his arm, I
don't know that conversation would have gone. Well, probably not,

(01:20:15):
but it would have been Hey, it would have been
a starter. Yeah, it would have been a starter. I'm
I'm with Greg. I think if if somebody's gonna put
a tattoo on and display it, then you have every
right to ask about it.

Speaker 8 (01:20:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:20:27):
Well, I mean I don't understand why else people wear tattoos.
Then I want about and see them and comment on them.
I don't know. And remember I thought that was the
point to the tattoo community community. I'll set it again.
Less is more, all right, So here we go, Adler.
I saw you've already responded to this one. Hey Burg
hay Burge update John with the River Riverside Rednecks.

Speaker 8 (01:20:50):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:20:50):
We we are going to live on as the Riverside Rednecks.
And I certainly relate to this. Too much of a
hassle to change the name? Yeah, Also, I realized that
our band name was being criticized by a guy who
listens to bands with names like Mega Death and Lamb
of God in Weezer.

Speaker 2 (01:21:07):
Yeah, in the email, but that's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:21:10):
He's known for spelling. Also, this is bizarre that this
is thrown into this email. Would have random thought. Also,
why I got you did, Speedy? Whatever happened to that
cat that Speedy left behind when he moved? It's still there? No, No,
it is, it is? It's still there? Really? Oh yeah,
we I forgot what got us.

Speaker 5 (01:21:30):
Into that neighborhood. We were going somewhere and we passed
the old house recognized and there it's sad it set
like on the front porch.

Speaker 1 (01:21:38):
There's Claudia that's Claudia hey Bird, hey Burge from Brandon.
I'm an archive listener, so I'm a day behind. And
this is a reference to Adler's band name ruling that
he had, which we just commented on. I attended church
with a guy named John. John was in a band
named the Tim Freeman Trio. However, there were only two
people in the band, none of which were named Tim Freeman.

(01:22:01):
John would get up every show and apologize to the
crowd that Tim couldn't make it due to something that
he made up. That's funny. They never made it big.
Does Judge Justice Eagle, keeper of all band names, think
this is a good idea or a bad idea? Does
it make the audience feel as if they got robbed
from the full Tim Freeman Trio? I kind of like it, Yeah,
I like it. It's good. You think that's funny. Yeah,

(01:22:24):
And you're, first of all, you're not a trio and
there's nobody named him. Does that joke? Does that Joe
get old after a while?

Speaker 6 (01:22:32):
So?

Speaker 1 (01:22:33):
Or does it make them more intriguing?

Speaker 2 (01:22:36):
I mean, you know, controversy is good. It gets the
people going.

Speaker 1 (01:22:39):
You're at the fourth Tim Freeman trial show. Okay, you're
hearing it again and they do it again, right, yeah? Yeah?
Would you like this one thing I will rule on
and I'm not the judge, but as a jury member,
I would rule that you got at least do a
different joke every time. Yeah, hear the same thing. Go
see second show. I can't hear the same reason. No, right,
let's give some there, yeah, okay, all right, and then

(01:23:02):
of course we've already played this from Gary Hey Bury
Ja Burge loving the new show. Uh, and we made
a song for Gary and Larry's podcast. By the way,
we have listened to that and played it several times today.
Good so, Danielle, thank you for that, and thanks for
your email. We'll be back more. Rick Burgess show coming

(01:23:24):
up right after this. But I get I keep getting
this continually today. We don't follow hockey all that much,
and I've got other things that we can do off
the list. I was thinking about looking down there at
the nine videos nine A and BT. Okay, yeah, but

(01:23:47):
but maybe start looking for someone has now multiple times
said have you guys checked the La Kings Edmonton Oilers
game national anthems? The Canadian was sung by a King
season ticket holder and it was horrible. Okay, Then a
bunch of Korean senior citizens performed The Star Spangled Banner

(01:24:11):
on harmonicas.

Speaker 10 (01:24:13):
Were horrible.

Speaker 1 (01:24:15):
So I don't I don't even know if that's available
to us, but maybe we spend time in the break
looking for that. I don't think we can search it now.
You know the NHL playoffs right now, But let me
tell you that sounds like that has potential. All about that.
You know about the harmonica, Yeah, I might dial in
on that. But finding national anthems for hockey? Are they

(01:24:36):
called games? Is that the correct thing to say a
hockey game?

Speaker 3 (01:24:40):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:24:40):
Yeah, because I know some people in other sports get
upset if you don't say their thing right. Yeah, so
you know some people can match or whatever. Suh. But
but game, it's it's really it has contact, so it
has to be a game. Yeah, but but it's sometimes
it's harder to find that kind of stuff, like some
of the other scores. Sorry, I'm sorry some of the

(01:25:02):
pictures we get sent. I apologize. So Adam, let's let's
go to the nines and the twelves and then we'll
we may can find that other thing. Sounds like that
may take a little more effort. Do you agree, I'm
looking for it right now. So Shack speedy you you've
been through this before. You've been through this before. Got me.
They think that we may have had Shack may have

(01:25:23):
had a an incident something Gary referred to last hour
really really yeah, or this hour when I was last
hour on he Live on TV, that he had any
you got a look he got that look on his
I don't know why is you know what you? All right,
big fella? Catch a crap? Yeah, Joe Biel, we on TV.

(01:25:47):
I know what we're doing. Yeah, that's that olive oil
you've been drinking. Look at look at you.

Speaker 4 (01:25:56):
Hey, listen, he could.

Speaker 1 (01:25:57):
Hold it after forty hold its first. That wasn't something planned,
was it. Look, Hey, that's a good show right there. Yeah,
they do a good job. All right. It's funny. You've
seen that. I've seen that's that's that. That's that's that.
The walk speeding, that's the walk.

Speaker 5 (01:26:17):
I mean he he kind of was able to bend
his legs a little bit more than I could because
I was a little bit more stiff leg because I
felt like I'm out.

Speaker 15 (01:26:27):
Yeah, catch it the crap, let's see what we got.
Oh yeah, keep talking joke on TV. I know what
we're doing, Olive, you've been drinking.

Speaker 2 (01:26:39):
So he said, I know.

Speaker 1 (01:26:41):
So it sounds like SHA might have some cleaning going on.

Speaker 2 (01:26:45):
Charles Bark who said, did you catch a cramp?

Speaker 1 (01:26:48):
He didn't know at first when he stood up, you
got you got a cramp, big fellow. And then he's like, no,
y'all just keep it, will t I know what we're doing.
That's that Olive, you've been drinking. Yeah, you have to
call You are correct? You are correct, and don't you Yeah?
You think they got a special total for him. That's
a big man. Yeah, you're right. A standard of work. No,

(01:27:11):
you're right. When he's coming in for a landing, you
better have a landing strip, Yeah, you better not have
a small landing arm rails.

Speaker 8 (01:27:19):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:27:20):
Okay. The next one, uh, this is is this guy.
He was a w w E commentator in the past. Yes,
and he rips ESPN.

Speaker 12 (01:27:30):
Yes, he's on ESPN ripping ESPN on Pat McAfee's show.
This is all centered around the w w E WrestleMania
that happened this weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:27:40):
He's a Hall of famer. Okay, and and yeah, if
you did it is Pat McAfee everywhere secret.

Speaker 2 (01:27:47):
This is Paul Hayman. He's a former w w E
commentator and promoter and Hall of Famer color guy.

Speaker 1 (01:27:54):
Yeah yeah, hall of Famer.

Speaker 8 (01:27:57):
Do you care about the opinions of people who are
around you? Don't care about the opinions of most people
who are very relevant in your life. You you don't
care what your pintions are.

Speaker 1 (01:28:05):
The people who pay you.

Speaker 8 (01:28:07):
They sit there and they go, mister McAfee, don't talk
about ing charp on the here today, and you go,
I talked about anything. Yeah what Pat McAfee, watch me?

Speaker 1 (01:28:15):
Sling Adler said that I forgot Gary. That turned Garrett's mare. Yeah,
so he he forgot. He said that it's after that's
pretty big. Forget there.

Speaker 5 (01:28:34):
Yeah, he hand motions and all, oh yeah, he was
an elephant.

Speaker 1 (01:28:41):
Okay, look, it's all right. You and Gary now are
gonna That was.

Speaker 2 (01:28:50):
He would talk about show content. He's like, don't do
this on your show, and then he does it on
his show.

Speaker 19 (01:28:54):
We got it.

Speaker 1 (01:28:55):
Wait, I understand the point, sadly. Okay, In fact, you're
sitting in the middle of all this. Sure, well, I've
run out of sea speople. I don't have any word
to put anybody if I put due time out now,
I got a conference room.

Speaker 23 (01:29:10):
Right there.

Speaker 9 (01:29:10):
Oh well, no, sorry, I don't know how that can
be forgotten.

Speaker 1 (01:29:22):
That the whole segment you really was that was the
main FO you can do. It's official after listens to
the beginning of a video, then it not to the end,
so it knows how long it is and you are correct,
no pun intended. Well we'll be back the hour. Sorry. Well,

(01:29:49):
if you have missed today, I don't even know that
I can encourage you to go back and listen to DARKA.
I mean it's like I would say, proceed with ah yeah,
I mean it's completely I'm running out of space to
sit people and and time out. I don't know where
to turn. Every every live mic is is like a

(01:30:10):
potential booby trap.

Speaker 12 (01:30:12):
Uh so, so anyway, man Gary was in the hot
seat and then I just kicked him right out of it.

Speaker 1 (01:30:17):
You sure did. That's my bad.

Speaker 2 (01:30:19):
That's my bad.

Speaker 10 (01:30:20):
You're doing what?

Speaker 1 (01:30:21):
Thanks? I bet you're feeling water, aren't you? And what's
so funny? It wasn't even like subtle. No, you know,
I would have noticed that, but I had a hand
motion with it. I just forgot it's had a hand
motion with it. All the attention was right on that.

Speaker 2 (01:30:35):
I need to adjust my filter of what is shocking
to me?

Speaker 19 (01:30:38):
What?

Speaker 10 (01:30:39):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:30:39):
What?

Speaker 8 (01:30:40):
That makes me go?

Speaker 3 (01:30:40):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (01:30:41):
Do you realize that I need to.

Speaker 2 (01:30:42):
Adjust my filter of what I go?

Speaker 1 (01:30:43):
Way?

Speaker 2 (01:30:43):
I need to adjust that.

Speaker 1 (01:30:45):
That's sorry that video. Even deaf people are offended. Yeah
right right yeah, okay, yeah, because it came with hand mode.
Right yeah, even the deaf guesses that's over the line.
Wait a minute, look at him? So is that or
not screen these things?

Speaker 2 (01:30:58):
My goodness, that's that's on me.

Speaker 17 (01:31:01):
That is my bad.

Speaker 1 (01:31:02):
I didn't even need subtitles. Yeah, see what you do, Gary,
bring it out.

Speaker 2 (01:31:07):
That's y'all's fault.

Speaker 1 (01:31:09):
By the way, Adler, I'm gonna say also, watching you
this new product that Mike Lindell has REV. Seven, I'm
gonna say no to you having it. Okay, less of it.
It's an energy drink, and I think you're good. Okay.
So uh, you know there's a lot of talk out
there about the energy drinks and how they can be
bad for you. RFKS juniors talked about it. Of course,

(01:31:30):
he's out to get everything, and you were trying to
tell me about it. Being powered by g L B
h B. And you tell me what that was. Do
you recall what that was?

Speaker 10 (01:31:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (01:31:40):
Yeah, G O B h B his a uh. It's
a beta hydroxy. It's a it's a key tone. It's
a key tone supplement. Yeah, and your And what it
does is that when your body is during ketosis, which
is a metabolic state, that's what changes your body to
primarily use fat for fuel.

Speaker 1 (01:32:01):
Yeah, since nobody ran this by me before this product
was on the air, and like walking me through the
coffee and kind of gave me a heads up. Do
you so if I okay was saying go B h B, Yes,
If I say that, everybody knows what I'm talking about. Yes,
all right.

Speaker 12 (01:32:14):
So, so it mimics the effects of ketosis, which is awesome,
great for your body, great for shredding.

Speaker 2 (01:32:19):
Great for energy.

Speaker 1 (01:32:20):
So there's no caffeine or sugar in this energy drink,
which is good. Great flavors. It's got lemonade, green apple,
Gary's favorite, blueberry, citrus. Hey, I mean I like fresh blueberries. Yeah.
So so it's also vegan, you know if you care
about that. Gregor likes that. So it gives you RESTful nights,
but none of this stimulant stuff and that kind of

(01:32:41):
makes you go, you ever got too far in and
the old energy drinks and said, boy, I wish I
wish you could take that half a can bag, you know,
because you realize you on a wild ride. Oh my goodness,
this is as close as I've been to a hardy
cardiac or rest in a walk. So you don't deal
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(01:33:03):
So go there to my pillow dot com slash big
box and you'll see REV seven there. I don't think
I can drink drink that big. That's a little much.
All right. For a minute, I thought the w W
E guy was back on. So let's all good. See

(01:33:25):
what happened? How about this? Mama was right? Yeah, be
careful you hang around. Yeah yeah, mama was right. Hey
what we're Greg? Greg, show me your friends, I'll show
you your future. You're right, all right? So we found
this hockey thing. Now you know, this has been hopped
a good bit by by a couple of years. It's
not gonna be as bad as as I wanted. Random
person was drawn. Ticket holder sings the national anthem for Canada. Well,

(01:33:46):
now that's guy. Potential be bad if it was it
was a random drink. Do you really think it was random?
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:33:51):
All I have is the Harmonicas. That's all I can
find you.

Speaker 1 (01:33:53):
Okay, all right, so then we're gonna go. We'll skip him,
said Koreans with Koreans with Harmonicas doing our national aanthagees people,
would you would you? Would you take a pass on
Koreans with with Harmonica's definitely we gotta hear that. That's
hard to know. Usually Harmonica is a solo deal. Let's
let's see what happens here. Okay, oh my oh, this

(01:34:15):
is bad.

Speaker 2 (01:34:17):
It sounds like river Greg.

Speaker 16 (01:34:20):
I don't wanna goodness.

Speaker 1 (01:34:24):
This is Canada's way of showing they're still mad. That's
exactly what that is, because who would have thought that
was a good idea. That's I feel like one of
the hockey players looking down. I think he's look, you
can't believe it. That's ridiculous. This feels like it's making

(01:34:44):
America sayd so. So somebody said, I tell you what
we need. We got this band of Koreans that play
harmonicas and behaving. Let's wait till the playoffs when it
really matters.

Speaker 2 (01:34:54):
This is a shot.

Speaker 1 (01:34:55):
Yeah, I think this is them again making fun of America.
Now things I want to go that has to be.
And if you're wondering the age of the Korean women,
if you're wondering the age picture, you're in church, okay,
and and the bell choir is there and they take
away the bells and give them harmonic Yeah, I mean
it looks like it looks like the belchoir.

Speaker 2 (01:35:15):
So seriously, they came from a senior home. What they
came from? Korea Town Senior and Community Center.

Speaker 1 (01:35:22):
Can we not just have a senior home?

Speaker 17 (01:35:23):
Why?

Speaker 1 (01:35:23):
Why? Why are we taking the Koreans and giving it's
the bechir, Like I said, retire and they're they're going
to take a shot at it on harmonicas. Remember when
our grandmother was in the kitchen band, when she was
insisted about like that. Oh look, our grandmother was in
everything that was at church, kitchen band, bell choir, every
committee in the choir. So was she to saying a

(01:35:46):
little better? It was was all she was saying in
heaven perfectly.

Speaker 9 (01:35:57):
Greatest, Yeah, well, shed face, I haven't seen.

Speaker 1 (01:36:02):
Him this red face long. It just don't know him.

Speaker 19 (01:36:04):
What is me?

Speaker 1 (01:36:05):
And see from heaven and here?

Speaker 12 (01:36:07):
Well, uh, she was.

Speaker 1 (01:36:09):
But the sad part was is the this is right
up her? Ally, The sad part was Adler and your
dad went through this so many times. Unfortunately she didn't
blend in either. She was she was you know, the
Burgesses are loud people. Yeah, and and she was plenty
loud here. Okay, you could hear her coming out of
that choir. She did not just fall back into the background.

(01:36:36):
All Right, I'm a guy. I gotta get mom. I'm
not going. Hey, Speedy is down to you and me?
Now we're the only thing are you doing? Where's he
going to go to the back? Go speed? Did it
just happened to him to Shack? No way, did that
just happen to Speedy? What just happened to Shack?

Speaker 2 (01:36:52):
Or was it just too much secondhand embarrassment happening today?

Speaker 1 (01:36:55):
That's true? Yeah? Well, Rick, I mean, no, girl, I'm
not lying every buddy. No, that's not the point. Great,
there's a there's that we talk about, you and Gary
and Adler. Did you don't understand the points? I mean,
Today's smith saying, if you're gonna be that loud, you'd
wish they were a little better, you know, right, Well,
I know he looked like a circus men. What was

(01:37:23):
what did you just say he was running? He looked
like a what my circus manage? What the kind of
day is this? What you have a little clown?

Speaker 10 (01:37:30):
No, we know.

Speaker 1 (01:37:32):
What you're talking about. Comedian Keith Aberstats starts the hour
and we are so glad to catch up with Keith. Keith,
how you been, buddy, I've been doing great. How are
you well?

Speaker 18 (01:37:49):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (01:37:50):
It has been an active almost four months now. Uh,
and so it has been a while since we talked
with you. Uh, let's start. But because a lot of
people got to know you on the thirty one years
of the Rick and Bubba Show, when you would travel
and and be the front man for James Gregory. Now

(01:38:11):
you went on your head your headlining now been doing
that for many years, but you did have a lot
of years with James. Talk a little bit about, you know,
his recent passing and what what he meant to your
your career.

Speaker 23 (01:38:25):
Well, the one word that describes James is legend. I mean,
he's he was a comedy legend, and you know, his
his jokes will live on, his stories will live on.
And he was just such such a great guy to
work with, you know, he the stories he told and

(01:38:45):
the way he handled comedy and how his act was,
it was just it was so tight knit and inspirational
and really had a big impact on my career. It
was a lot of fun traveling with him for all
those years, and really more importantly, it was just it
was he was such a good person to know, you know,
really down to earth and just just a great guy.

Speaker 1 (01:39:07):
He seemed to love the craft and love the business
and and do we have this right? Obviously you're an example,
and there's others. He wasn't afraid to give a leg
up to somebody who wanted to get started.

Speaker 23 (01:39:19):
True, very true.

Speaker 1 (01:39:20):
Yeah, I was.

Speaker 23 (01:39:21):
I was starting out, and I was I was doing
a lot of open mics. I was, I was opening
a lot on the road, I was doing a lot
of MC work. And then I don't even remember what
year it was, but some other openers for him, they
they got me in touch with James and and things

(01:39:41):
just worked out and I started working with him on
the road too, and one thing led to another and
I was, you know, featuring more, not just with him,
but on you know, other clubs as well. And and
then like you said, you know, climbing that ladder. You know,
one thing leads to another. And now I'm headlining and
and James was a big part of that, no doubt.

Speaker 1 (01:39:58):
Well, let's talk about what you're doing now. Now, those
of you that are catching us all over the country,
you can go to Keithcomedy dot com. Find out when
Keith's going to be near you Birmingham. It's coming up
at the Stardome this weekend, the twenty fourth seven PM
show Keith Aberstat. You can find those details at Keithcomedy
dot com and grab those seats while they're still there.

(01:40:20):
So let's talk about now you're on the road obviously,
what's going on with you your family? Give us a
Keith aberstat update. All right.

Speaker 23 (01:40:29):
Well, as you know, I used to live in Nashville, Tennessee.
I still call that home, but now I live in
New Jersey. I moved up to New York several years ago,
moved to New Jersey a few years after that. My
wife is from New Jersey.

Speaker 4 (01:40:42):
We moved here.

Speaker 23 (01:40:42):
Now we have three beautiful kids at ages five, three
and one.

Speaker 1 (01:40:47):
So it's.

Speaker 23 (01:40:49):
I remember those years, a lot of toddler energy.

Speaker 1 (01:40:54):
All you can think of is I'm doing whatever I
want right now, and this is news. Yeah, so they
did they ever go on the road with you? That's
still pretty young for that.

Speaker 23 (01:41:03):
But do they they actually do? Yeah, there's a couple
of times where we pack up the minivan. I'm a
mini van driver now, guy, of course you are. We
pack up the minivan and yeah, for if it's like
a just a couple of days stretch, or if it's
something local that's maybe even a few more days, of course, yep,
they'll come with me.

Speaker 4 (01:41:22):
It's a lot of fun.

Speaker 21 (01:41:22):
Do you uh?

Speaker 1 (01:41:23):
Do you know? Are they male?

Speaker 10 (01:41:24):
For?

Speaker 1 (01:41:25):
Tell me the male female dynamic of the three.

Speaker 23 (01:41:27):
Five year old girl, three year old girl and one
year old little boy. Oh yeah, And you know, guys,
I'm an old dad. You know, I'm fifty two now,
I did the mat. Listen, I'm fifty two.

Speaker 1 (01:41:42):
My little boys one.

Speaker 23 (01:41:44):
When I have my first real catch with him, I'm
gonna be like fifty eight fifty nine. We're gonna have
the same reaction time, Our hand eye coordination skills will
be identical. Nobody's gonna know who's teaching who out there?

Speaker 1 (01:42:03):
Look at that nice little boy. Yeah, he's trying to
help his granddad.

Speaker 12 (01:42:08):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (01:42:14):
So now we have Australian identical twins and that or
we're going to see the you know twins, let's just
call it. We've talked about this identical twins, you know,
the the the non identical Uh what do they call
paternal fraternal? Uh they're not as they're not as creepy
to me, but identical a creepy Well, I mean just

(01:42:35):
they're mysterious is a better word, not great? Right, Well,
you see two people that look at that, yeah, it
can be yeah, they look exactly. Yeah, and then you
dress them alike. We get all confused and then.

Speaker 2 (01:42:48):
They're like, will you play with us forever and ever?

Speaker 1 (01:42:53):
Right, everyone is doomed. So you cross your eyes when
you talk like that. Yeah I do, if I'm being
that care. So here they are. They both witnessed an
armed carjacking incident in Queensland, Australia, Australia. Yeah, yes, so
here Australian. When they respine, watch what happens and I'll watch, ready,

(01:43:14):
watch and listen.

Speaker 12 (01:43:15):
You're not ready for what happens twenty seconds into this clip,
when they start speaking.

Speaker 22 (01:43:19):
Twins witnesses are recounting some of the drama that unfolded
on the Sunshine Coast this afternoon. Two sisters have told
how their mother and man race to help when the
carjacked SUV rolled on Steve Owen Way, only to find
the gun wielding carthief emerging from the wreck. Here's some
of what they had to say.

Speaker 14 (01:43:39):
And one guy, he was up there with our mom
and he went up there and he was coming back
down on the waters and he goes, run, he's got
a gun. And our hearts started a pond and I said,
well mom with mom, and poor mama was suck up.

(01:44:00):
But apparently our bravey mom. She goes, are you all right?
Because he had all blood over his face, and he goes,
I'll shoot you. She goes, hey, I'm needing to hell
a mum destrategy to make him the other way and
the way Mama ran into the bush behind the fence.

(01:44:22):
Sense And then I goes to I'll find you and
i will shoot you. All I was thinking about when
when we were running higher, Yeah, we.

Speaker 1 (01:44:33):
Were so bleaseless.

Speaker 2 (01:44:35):
How close to him do you think you were?

Speaker 1 (01:44:38):
Well?

Speaker 14 (01:44:38):
See he was up there and we were when you
drive away.

Speaker 1 (01:44:42):
Yeah yeah, you don't think.

Speaker 14 (01:44:44):
Of all of that at the time.

Speaker 1 (01:44:53):
Yeah, I take it back, that's not creepy at all.
Good What were you talking about? At first? I thought
one of them was like a sentence ender.

Speaker 12 (01:44:59):
Have you ever?

Speaker 5 (01:45:01):
They got in sand and then they did get in
sync a little bit motions. So they're standing beside each other,
identical twins dressed exactly alike.

Speaker 1 (01:45:10):
Which I don't know why adult twins stop dressing like
you comfort. And the reason that sounded like an echo
is because two people were saying this. That was two people.
Everything was the exact same.

Speaker 2 (01:45:21):
Yes, all shoot, I'll shoot you I show.

Speaker 1 (01:45:23):
Yeah, that's not how nobody sounded like. We're injured. Yeah yeah,
all that was all that. All that was missing was
and just when you all felt safe, we're going to
kill everyone.

Speaker 17 (01:45:32):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:45:33):
And so that's everywhere the same necklace.

Speaker 14 (01:45:37):
And he he went up there, and he was coming
back down towards and he goes rhyn he started.

Speaker 1 (01:45:45):
Gun ry, We've got a gun. No, no, no, no,
they're just talking in sync. Yeah. Can you imagine Marion one? Hey,
they've gotten older since the shining Yes, red ever since
Red Room. My gosh, a move man that I don't

(01:46:08):
even I didn't like that. That's I mean, that's bizarre almost.
Look it sounds like they were reading something. What do
you think even everything they're they're facial, their hand, movie,
everything was the same. It's it's it's person person. They
doubled a person. First I started looking. I thought they
were connected at the shoulders, y'all?

Speaker 11 (01:46:29):
Did they were?

Speaker 2 (01:46:30):
They were asked for a comment on what they think
that the future.

Speaker 1 (01:46:42):
Don't do that, Daniel, Wow cranky? So yeah, yeah, I
hope everybody who thought I shouldn't have used that word.
Now everybody feel different now.

Speaker 15 (01:47:00):
That was.

Speaker 1 (01:47:02):
Okay. I wonder if they're not just general just twins.
I see them in Walmart, I go creepy talking you
like that? No, that is creepy. I would like to
get them together like this and go, okay, just to
see if we can do it. One of you can't talk,
just the one. I bet there's no way they could
do it, No way, because they're they're they're a person doubled. Yeah,
they couldn't help but talk with each other. Guys. It's odd.

Speaker 2 (01:47:25):
They're they they've been together forever they're they're just they're
just they comfort each other.

Speaker 1 (01:47:30):
That's why they dress the same. They're not weird. They're
not weird.

Speaker 16 (01:47:33):
Okay, I was, I was.

Speaker 1 (01:47:35):
I don't see a wedding ring on one. I use
the word creepy.

Speaker 5 (01:47:37):
Do you think they make you marry both of them?
They're not connected, but you think they're gonna do anything different?

Speaker 2 (01:47:43):
Yeah, well there was that.

Speaker 1 (01:47:44):
Uh, there's that they're not Siamese. Well I know, but
they act like great, but they're acting like it when
they're not even connected.

Speaker 12 (01:47:50):
Abby and Brittany that's their names and Brittany.

Speaker 2 (01:47:53):
They were connected, and they were just headed person. That
was a two headed person. And then one of them
got marriedking out, I mean, and one of.

Speaker 1 (01:48:00):
Them is married.

Speaker 2 (01:48:01):
No, no one of them reads a book.

Speaker 1 (01:48:03):
And then you put up so many questions, put a curtain, well,
and give Kurt and give her headphones. Yeah, some earbudge
with with the noise isolation. Yes, unbelieved awareness mode. No,
why would anybody? I do not want to be aware?

(01:48:23):
And they were, you know, and possibly a neck brace.

Speaker 4 (01:48:34):
Show today.

Speaker 1 (01:48:41):
Yes, I read I am this show.

Speaker 19 (01:48:48):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:48:48):
It was a good run. It was enjoy Brick of
Jodan don't fit, don't seem like sixteen years. So anyway,
noise canceling head, We've covered they are right here. This
if I thought to myself, when this guy married twins

(01:49:12):
that were joined to the point that that they're sharing
parts of their bodies.

Speaker 2 (01:49:16):
They're wearing one dress, y'all. They're wearing one I mean
wedding dress.

Speaker 1 (01:49:20):
When this man, this man will face God about this.
He's gonna stand before God and God's God's gonna have
a word about this. Yeah, pictured.

Speaker 18 (01:49:32):
Just let them go.

Speaker 1 (01:49:34):
I can't. That's on me that say you what you've done.
I mean, that's amazing. I'm crying see what you've done.
I'm good. Well that was seventy seven good shows. Yeah,
well it's great. Hey, that's pretty big number. That's pretty
big number.

Speaker 2 (01:49:50):
Take seventy six because this is show seventy seven seventy six.

Speaker 1 (01:49:53):
Okay, oh my gracious, you're right. You're right. I can't
really add this. When I'll meet well, I don't know,
sometime it is, you know, one of those things. I
think this is one of those moments, you know, when
I sit down, when I sit down with people here
in a corporate setting, here in a bit I think.
The only guy I can say is it just kind
of got away from it. Yeah, yeah, Gary, and it

(01:50:16):
just went down. He never had that for you just
looked for her and say, look, I don't know, man,
It just got out of him, got squirrely and got
off in the soft gravel before you knew it. You're right,
lost my grip. Everything was fine, then somebody broke something
and then when we knew then it was a party.

Speaker 8 (01:50:29):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:50:30):
Well, I think by just the wisdom right now is
to shut this thing down. So it's been, it's been.

Speaker 2 (01:50:36):
It's here those twins one more time, okay, man, one
more time playing.

Speaker 14 (01:50:40):
Into the bush behind the fence sence and then I'll
find you and I'll shoot you.

Speaker 1 (01:50:50):
That was not them saying that.

Speaker 12 (01:50:51):
That was them quoting the guy They're not gonna find
any Okay, you're right.

Speaker 1 (01:50:55):
I say he was saying that. So there we go.
Had a way be an advocate for that video. Blow Yeah, yeah,
there you go. Thanks for being with us. If you
missed into show today, catch the archive at your own risk.
We appreciate that very much.

Speaker 4 (01:51:13):
This is the Rick Burgess Show.

Speaker 1 (01:51:21):
Hey, Rick, Here from the Rick Burgers Show. If you
missed today's program. I make no guarantees that we'll even
be back tomorrow. I mean, you know how sometimes you'll
just say, hey, this kind of got away from me.
It was wild and crazy. So don't miss Tomorrow's Rick
Burgess Show. You never know what might happen. And I
say that with more confidence than ever. Catch us tomorrow
for a brand new Rick Burgess Show. You just heard

(01:51:43):
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