June 30, 2022 • 47 mins
Ron listens to an Opera Singer, to see what all the hype's about.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
He's a sexy sexy man, sexy sexy fan because he
ain't no suckers, looking so funny. You try like a trucker,
clean like a plank, you solive, younger, fool, We'll try.
So he's never getting to pray so far, chicking up
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a lot of bandwids. And he's a god y. He
ain't no stand and he doesn't have cheese on a
nighttime stand, which because everybody knows he's the Burge de Bandit.
The Ron Burgundy Podcast, Ladies and Gentlemen, Live from the
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Mr Ron Barge. Hello, Hello, oh my god, Hello Hello
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hard Yeah us, I hope that's not a gang sign.
Oh my gosh. She just made a heart. Yeah, double
hearts you Okay, don't don't, don't do this. We just
started the show. It's so much to me. Thank you.
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These two young women love me. But I hope you
people feel the same. Well, thank you for coming out
Tuesday night in Los Angeles. We really appreciated this show. Actually,
we're raising money for charity. It's called Kids Save. It's
helping families in the Ukraine right now. So thank you
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so much for coming out tonight and buying tickets, And
that's why your tickets were hundred dollars tonight. No, they
only paid like, well, they're going to be paying before
the night over. Don't you think I'm being funny? No,
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well we'll line everyone up and we'll shake you out. No,
we won't take that, that would be crazy. How much
would you I would settle for a dy ahead everyone? Probably?
How much cash would you say you carry with you nowadays?
I don't think anyone really care. How do you? How
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are you a duffel bag? For what purpose? I carry
a man first? Immerse? Uh? Well, I still use travelers checks. Oh,
I have fifties, twenties, one, fifties two to fifties fives
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and a thousand. I have a rare five thousand dollar
travelers check that's worth five thousand dollars. It's actually lost money.
How long does that take when we're just trying to
do a simple really interesting, because I'll be like, you,
of course take travelers checks, and I've already filled it
out and signed it in. The server will be like, no,
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we don't. Uh do you have a chip on your card?
And I'm like what what does that mean? Customer service?
So then I have to run to the ATOM and
uh put my bank card in the atom and punch
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in my code six four. But we don't. Don't just
keep that to yourself. I said it so fast. Oh
like someone's gonna slow down the table at home. Crap,
that was my fake ATOM number. Uh, and I usually
pull out It's pronounced a t M, but it doesn't matter.
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A t M standing for m automatic to your president. Yeah,
you're the big shot. You're probably carrying from the automatic
teller machine. Does every bank have one a T machine? Yes? Yes,
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So if I walk in and say where is your
automated teller machine? You don't want to be that person.
You just want to say, not that you're that person.
You just want to say, be casual about it. Hey,
I need an a t M. Hey where's your automatic?
That's already that that WoT No, No, you will honestly
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look like you're about to rob a bank. Hey i'm
super cash. No, I use this wheelchair because I'm tired.
I don't have an affliction. He's going to rob the bank. Okay,
So just say a t M. Do you have an
a T M? Yeah? And then they'll point me in
the right direction. Exactly is my microphone on? Okay? Yeah?
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Oh wow, you have the lovely singing voice, which is
foreshadowing for our guest. But you don't know now, don't
you wish I would tell you right now? But it's
my secret. Feels so good to have a secret over
all of you. Run. Oh I don't. I'm sorry. I
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just haven't been around people. I haven't been around talking
to myself a mirror because I gave myself lockdown plus
twenty four months just to be extra safe. So you're
like almost done. I'm almost done with my personal lockdown.
(05:51):
And my apartment is filthy. It's just pizza boxes and
pizza boxes, boxes, frozen burritos, hot pockets. Has it been
eating anything else? Any water, vegetables? Just quick alcohol? Fi?
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Does it have alcohol? Yeah? This should be fun to
good to know. A little minty goodnight, yeah, winter green?
How much it burns? Yeah, a little bit, stuna gig.
I'm so excited that I hope. Does it feel comfortable
(06:38):
to be together? I mean, you're I appreciate that you're
you're all wearing masks and you showed you your vaccine card.
By the way, I've got seven I've been vaccinated seven times, Madernay,
I have that provisor. Yeah, J and Jay, I don't
know if you're spot Nick from Russia. That wasn't it.
(07:00):
I got the Chinese one, Israeli one, the Turkish one,
and then there's something I called a homebrew. I'm sorry,
what's in? What's in the homebrew? Homebrew? Mouth flash o reganar?
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Why heavy? And you just take it like a shot
Grabizzi pizza. Trust, It's more like a pace. You are
so grateful that you are emotional getting this vaccine's getting
so emotional. We have access. The only problem with my Homebrew.
The only thing, the only thing is the only way
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that it's truly effective is to inject it in your ya.
That's the thing with these things, at least that's what
my doctor says. Who do you see Dr Jacob mrnni
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who he's also an attorney, but he gets in and
out of there. I love it and it helps me
with you know, anyone I want to sue seats out there,
I got a lot of I'm like Junior Donald Trump
out there. I'm just suing everyone, like I sued the
dinner for not taking my travelers checks and you're still
(08:36):
in litigation. We're still in litigation, looking like we're going
to settle. Have you ever taken any lawsuit out on me? No,
you've never sued me. I don't think okay, I'm not
gonna worry about it. Yeah, don't worry about it. I
sued you once and then I said, let's call it off.
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Oh my god, that it like we gotta file a SUP.
This is a breach of protocol. He's fourteen minutes late. Um,
I'm getting off track here, really getting off track. I'm
just excited to be Yes, you've never really even asked
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me though today? How I'm doing? How are you doing? Carolina?
You can how are you doing? Okay? Less impatient? How
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are you doing? Um, it's actually been kind of a
hard week. I am, Oh, I'm sorry, No, it's okay.
Guy problems and then, um, you know that I had
those problems with my kidneys forever ago, which we're kind
of serious and diageo. I'm so sorry. Yes, your kidneys.
(10:06):
You had the issue go ahead, so I had this
serious problems. I was actually get theaters for these My
kidneys were just running out of that's awful. What is it.
I don't know what this is. Oh, it's a wonderful
liquor company. They make wonderful spirits Johnny Walker. Uh what
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else do they make? You have a whole thing for diagio?
I do hold? Please? Do you even want to hear
the end of my kidney? Well, let me just get there.
Oh yeah, they make Johnny Walker, Tanker A Bailey's other
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delicious libations. But continue your story. I'm sorry. I don't
know why you didn't had a late ideal with them.
I have to say their name seventy five times tonight.
So wait, was that the that's the liquor company that
deal fell through last night? Yeah? Yeah, it's done. It's done. Well,
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I do I'd love that how it rolls off the tongue.
All right, Well, you don't want to hear you know,
I'm not gonna even don't. I'm fine. You know it
might help your kidney though, I wasn't gonna say it.
I was gonna say a nice sip of Johnny Walker
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paid bye. The money is not going to come through. Okay, fine.
We we are working on sort of a catchphrase, something
that we can say for the podcast, and so would
you help me say it all together. Just run. That's enough.
Let's yeah, let's try to coordinate one to three. Let's enough. Okay,
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maybe throw it away more. Lets you know, you know,
I feel like half of you were with me and
half of you don't like me. Okay, maybe we can
do it in a Brooklyn accent. Oh yeah, run Oh
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I like that. We have some Thespians in the crowd.
That's gonna play great in the Northeast corridor. Um, we
should get to some headlines. Actually we should. Let's cover
some of the headlines. What's happening in the world. Um.
I've opened up ron to u du mois. It's an
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Instagram account that gives you news really quickly. I love it.
Ron's a big fan. There's a lot of good stuff
on here and you're not going to hear it from
any mainstream new from So recently, there's been some hot tips.
UM spotted Natalie Portman and Los feels So Sweet. Server
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accidentally knocked over her glass of wine all over the
table and what happened. Natalie made a very sweet joke
about it. That's very classy of Natalie. It doesn't surprise me.
You know, she went to Harvard with Mark Zuckerberg. Oh
you mean Mark Zuckerberg. No, I mean Mark Zuckerberg. He
was Zuckerberg in Harvard and then when he became a
big show, I became Zuckerberg. I know what I did
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the research. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna argue with you.
I wouldn't. We have another tip Um stood behind Julia
Fox in line at Arawan Studio City. Who's Julia Fox? Um?
It's a long story. Do you know she dated Kanye
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for a second and she's been in a few movies.
She's very attractive, like on a Vivicate A Fox level.
I wouldn't, I don't know, very hot. Yeah, because she's
the top of my list. I know, I know Vivica
A Fox. Vivica a Fox is what? Okay, seven days
(14:16):
a week? What's wrong with you? I watched a lot
of Vivica A Fox stuff in quarantine. I'm not gonna
lie to you. All right, you guys, come on run.
We gotta you like Vivica Fox. That was beautiful, by
the way. Another headline, Yes, Selina Gomez at chipp Riani
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downtown with a big group celebrating someone's birthday. What happened?
She was looking stunning as always. By the way, Selena,
what come happen? Are those choppers? Selina? Is that? Is Selina?
Selena Gossure? Is that my Mike is that? Every time
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I move it's hard to say. Okay, slowly, slow, slowly.
I feel like we're diffusing a bomb. It's me you
and Selena Gomez and vivocated a fox, spotted spotted. Jacob, Wait,
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can I just say one thing? If you go to Gippriani's,
get the clams casino. Continue, Continue, Jacob, don't even mess around,
Just walk in and say clams Casino, Jacob, lord clans
Casino Carolina. Just so you know. I don't know if
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you've ever had them before, but they're delightfully broiled clams.
With who this is? This is going to happen. Okay,
but we just want to say, don't blow a lit
off the top. Okay, we don't want the chopper to
come back. Each clam has a poker chip in him.
Clams Casino. Okay, all together now, I thought so too.
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I deserved that one. Jacob all Lordia Jones last night
with some friends. Jacoba that at the more secluded part
of the restaurant and seemed to be having a good time.
Went to the bathroom, and as I came out, he
was leaving it as well. Overheard him saying something along
the lines of have a great night, cheers boys. L
O L it is O L. I could not believe
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how tall he is and how good he smelled when
he would walk past us. He seems so sweet and
friendly A non please, Wow, I wish Jacob was here tonight.
Well he's not. Yeah, but really the big news is
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um hell o, L are you? No? That's how I
drift off when I go to sleep at night. I
just go hello, L, Hello, hello L. We do have
to talk about something that we haven't really discussed, though. Oh,
I know what you're gonna talk about. You're thinking the
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same thing, Kim. How does everyone feel about pet and Kim?
No one's into Pete and Kim. They have so little
in this life. If so, what's the latest? The last
I heard was that Kanye who's now referred to as
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Ye or is it? Yeah? Yeah, okay, thank you, thank
you that you wanted to chop his head off. Yeah,
something like that, something like that which I can identify with.
I mean, how many Spern lovers I've driven by their
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boyfriend's house and like, I'm gonna chop your head out
if I see you around Nancy. Of course I never
did it, and if I did, Jacob would be on
my side to get me out of jail. Jacob Jacob
MRONI but in the TV movie of Jacob m ronni job. Yes,
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I let's get writers here. We're submitting are I don't know,
I don't know the terms. Kimberly obviously is a person
of celebrity. Kimberly, Yes, the Kardashians. It's what a powerful
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and famous family. The luxury. I mean, I've been at
the Kardashian's house and that is a party. To sneak
into one of their big fancy parties. Do you sneak
into one of the big fancy parties? Well, I have
to ye. I'm not on the guest list. No. I
usually pose as a caterer or plain, close security person
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or groundskeeper. And I poked my head in, oh whoa right,
and I get back to raking Leaves. I usually blow
my cover because I'm like, oh, I can how are you?
I'm Ron very an, I think you're great. That'll do it,
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But they are what's going to happen. Do you think
do you think their love will last? Do we know? No?
Probably not? Yes, Okay, he believes in love. And there's
one of them here, one romantic man in the audience.
There's one out of two hundreds. But that's the way,
you know, loves loves a fickle, fickle beast. I've been
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I love so many times. Yeah, you told me you've
been playing guitar for I have. I've been playing a
little flamenco guitar. That seems pretty romantic. Would you like
to hear something? What now? This is a of course,
I only play on a Strattenburger. Uh. It's a German
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guitar um Strattenberger L ten eleven um, handcrafted in Austria
and then uh shipped to Czechoslovakia. These all these uh,
these strings are whalebone, so you know they're gonna sound good.
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This is flaming. This will be a little flamenco number.
This is called do you know what you want to
do it? Oh? H Playing an out of tune instrument
is a sin so M, so you need to make
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sure your instrument is probably too. I think you got it. M.
One of the beauties of flamenco guar is that it's Uh,
it's a it's a device that's used to pert love making.
And once you hear the flamenco, it's less than thirty
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seconds before before you someone's laying on top of you.
Are you still tuning? Well, it's a sickle gentle lover. Here,
you're rush. This guitar was given to me my uncle Bruce. Um. Well,
(22:37):
wait till I play. That's yet to be determined. All right.
This is called Sunset Beach. One of the beautiful things
(23:04):
about this instrument is that it you start to feel it,
and it starts to feel you, and there's a real
relationship here. I know how to play guitar. You weren't
bluffing well, I think a lot of us were catching on.
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But if we had a trumpet here or a flute lookout? Yeah, agreed, agreed.
Speaking of music, if you like music, why don't we
bring out our guest? Yes, please, ladies and gentlemen, please
welcome Aletta Braxton. Thank you so much. Thank you for
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having a seat right over here. Alita, thank you so
much for coming on the podcast. Uh you look lovely tonight.
Thank you really do, Alita. Now I understand you you
are an opera singer sort of? Yes, okay, well that's wonderful. Um,
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I've never seen opera in my life, and I'm sure
none of these people have either. What exactly is opera?
Opera is? Um? Some speech, some speech sung? All the
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lines are sung? Right, everything is sung every down. There's
a little speaking okay, I'm sorry, word okay, yes, but
most the lines were sung. I once had a case
of sprech tma when I was backpacking through Europe. No,
(24:57):
I just got some penicillain and it was all good.
And so you you sing opera? And uh where where
she's a opera? Los Angeles has an opera company. Oh
so you're with the l A Opera, l A Opera. Yes,
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I'm one of the original chorus. There's oh my goodness,
for for how long? When did you? When did you start?
A long time ago? But I'm up to a hundred
and sixty productions. Oh my gosh. We think I'm the
first black woman of any opera company to reach a
hundred and sixty productions. And do you use a lot
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of flamenco guitar and your opera productions? Every now and
then we do a lla opera, good to know opera
in Spain, Spanish, Gypsy Spanish, um oh, Gypsy Spanish. Of course,
I usually stay away from Gypsy Spanish. Regular Spanish. Okay,
Gypsy Spanish yikes. So opera, yes, trying to wrap my
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head around this ethereal art form. I feel like a
lot of people know about it and go to it. Okay,
How is it different from say, The Days of Our Life,
which is a popular soap opera. They probably wouldn't sing it,
and they probably wouldn't be dressed in all the fancy
costumes we get to wear. But they do wear costumes
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in a soap opera. I think ours are more beautiful.
How did the term soap up? I mean they don't
ever sing on a soap proper. I don't know. They
don't think about soap either. They don't know. Maybe they did,
maybe at one point. Maybe they're forced to bathe incessantly.
One would only hope. Here's a question. I'm I assume
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you can't make money in the business, So what what
do you do for a living? Doing my grown up job? Well,
I also teach music, and a lot of us what
we call gigging around town. Opera singers gig around town.
We've teached. Sometimes we have church choirs, singing jobs or
conducting jobs. Or there's also the Los Angeles Master Corral,
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So we have lots of gigs there. Some of us
sing on film and TV soundtracks. There's so there's some
wonderful opportunities out there. There can be. Oh so there's
not that many. I showed up once for a Master
Corral and I'm not going to tell you what happened.
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It was not what I thought. Um, it really wasn't. Sorry, No,
please don't be sorry about anything. So would you, I mean,
could you please sing a little opera for est right now?
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A little bit? Okay? Mos horrible? Can you top reef
wazy is? If you don't, then call up Helena Sui.
Commander refuses if mona super pulabyan lodres because she prefer
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you not Auntie Amazing. You might play long low more
long mo lo more lamuripo fund the bow and you
najam you don't make a due setunum mam pashum see
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you to secunium man secunimate mestesia tem sesia tim Pretty good?
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Was that? Okay? That was pretty incredible? Why didn't have
the car that? You can't know how anyone makes money
doing that? Come on, whats amazing things I've heard in
this theater. It is pretty amazing. It is pretty amazing.
I I I understand there's a lot of I mean,
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you were singing in Italian, French, French, as long as
not Gypsy Spanish. That's well. Carmen takes place in Spain,
but they think it in French. I don't know why.
So Carolina is always talking about foreign language movies, which
I asked him, drive my car? Makes her sound pretty snooty.
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Do you think opera is for snooty people? Know? It's
for the general public. It's very accessible and what it
obviously was back in its day when it was created
was for the general public absolutely, kind of like the
eighties banned general public absolutely, of course, did they ever
have opera? Okay, this is a tough one, but I
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gotta ask it. I'm not I'm not a good journalist
if I don't. Do you think opera lovers are dangerous people? Wait? Ll,
I haven't experienced it yet, OK, Because I just wonder
could be scary, but probably not dangerous. The Marx Brothers
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made a Night at the Opera? Was that the last
opera ever made? Fortunately? No, they're more. Oh several yes,
name them oh Phantom, Phantom. Yes, technically I would say
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it's borderline musical theater opera because it's almost all sung,
but mostly on the Broadway stage. I Portian best best Okay,
uh Candy, Oh yeah, Ken, I was gonna say candid Um,
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Jesus Christ superstar. No said rock opera? Okay? What was that? Later?
Mouse later, Mouse the bat Thank you because syntight. I
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think I'd like to try a little opera. Would you
tell me what you think? I'll be honest. I'll be honest.
Over callo. No, I'm in trouble finding my note. I
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can't see you. I'm a far I'm sat of our castle.
Look at that. I'm a captain, a man rush back.
I love you, Hey, I love you. M Now I
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can take criticism. Carolina knows this. I've got a thick skin.
Please be brutally on. You've got potential me and work
on the technique a little bit. Maybe maybe you're breathing,
but that's it, and let's work on the rapid twie. Well,
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oh hey, I thought that she was being so nice.
It's the first time I've ever tried it, I said,
before time got out. I made up a whole created
a picture. No, he's standing on top of my castle
trying to talk to the lady. Operas take decades to write.
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I wrote one right here on the spot. Do opera decades?
You're right? I mean, are there any opera singers in
the house tonight? Find any chance anyone? No? No, I
didn't think so. I didn't know. If you want to
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try an opera battle with Ala here, she'll shut you down.
All right, Well, look how about we sing one together? Okay,
what would you like to I'd like to sing the opera?
Take me out to the ball game. Take me out
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to the ball game, Take me out to the crowd.
Peanuts and crock put tuck. I don't care. I never
get back for his root root root, for the whole
team if they don't win it for the shame for
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it's one two restruction out out the old I was
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gonna throw this Scotch glass on the ground to make
it look like I broke it with my voice, but
everyone would have seen it was fun. That was beautiful.
I mean, the Dodgers go win again with that so too,
if they can get by the San Diego padres. Of course,
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Santiago discovered by the Germans. They named it Sandiago, which
means oh, whales, vagina, thank you, Okay, you've you've I'm
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sorry if I've come off mean and dismissive. I wondered,
let's let's have a little bit of fun with you.
Would you mind just singing some some statements for us?
It just might be fun to hear some things, some
things sung in your operatic voice? For instance, can you
just sing? Where are my keys? Where are my key?
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Can you sing? I farted uttered, I lost my ham sandwich,
I lost my sandwich. I'm breaking up with you. I'm
breaking up with you. May the Force be with you,
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May of course be with you. Steph Curry for three,
staff Purtty for three. Stay away from my donkey, Stay
away from my doggie. Anyone else have a line they'd
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like a leader to sing? Where's my Sky's my scotch?
Can I have some casino clams? Please? It's may I.
May I have some casino clams? Please? It's may I.
I always tell you that, and you're like, can I can?
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I'm like, it's may. I know I know. Mm hmm,
I I wonder if you'd help me with one more thing.
Of course, for those of you who are familiar with
the podcast, I I used to date singer songwriter Siam.
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Why is that so funny? It's not funny to me.
I believe you, thank you, and she uh, she rudely
broke up with me, And I'm wondering if she happens
to be listening to this, maybe I could reach out
to her soul and we could we could reunite. And
if you'd indulge me, could would you mind just singing
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an operatic melody while I read this love letter? Yes,
while I read this love letter to see him? M hm, Oh,
my heart yearns for you. I'm lost in this world
without you. M I cannot sleep. M I walked the
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dark streets at night, calling your name. I started down
in Compton and I walked up through Culver City, then
through West Hollywood, screaming your name louder than any coyote
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could yell over the mountains down into Lucca Lake. But
you answered. Not only the police answered, why won't you
return my calls? I've left over a thousand, sometimes changing
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my voy so you'll think I'm Ariana Grande or Katie Perry.
Still no answer. Why do you torment me or love
us for the ages sexual and emotional? Like Zeus and
Helen of Troy m like Donald Trump, and like Benefort,
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which apparently is back on again. Who knew, right? But
I digress Cia, Sia, Siasia. See you later means not goodbye, Sia.
It means I'll see you soon, see you, see you
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when I see you, not unless you see me for
as star Bye Sia. I love you rock. But it
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was so wonderful. I'll treasure that moment forever. Thank you
so much for covering opera singer Bond, Thank you so
much for coming on, Thank you, thank you right this way.
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If that doesn't work, nothing's gonna work. She would have
to listen to the podcast to hear that, but she doesn't.
Probably gonna happen. I don't know, she seems if you
guys would all get on your social and beg Sia
to listen to the podcast and just say, hey, Sia,
I know you don't know, but there might be a
special surprise. You may be added with your soul mate
(42:02):
uh me whatever your names are and uh And then
she like she could, Oh, maybe I should listen a
wrong and then she listens to that, and then she
hears that, and then it's me and her making a baby.
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All right, karamba, Right, Well, We're almost at the end
of our evening and I'd like to end it with
a little piece I call my take. There's no question
l A is a big status town, and one of
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the true measures of status is where you live. Every
day I go to my local coffeehouse, the Feminine Pickle,
and all day long, I just here from dirty hipsters
stuff like, oh my god, I just moved to Atwater Village.
(43:07):
You have to come visit. Oh are you still in
Los Felis or is it Echo Park? Oh you're in
Silver Like why at least moved to Highland Park. Oh? Really,
you like the arts district better? Really, that's funny. I'm
(43:27):
really loving Palms. That new metro line is great. You
can take it down to the beach or all the
way down to the coliseum, only in a straight line.
I love it North Hollywood Okay, okay, I lived in
(43:50):
Venice for a while. Uh huh, right, Abbot Kenny, I know,
I love Abbot Kenny. What about West Adams It's getting
great down there. I know someone who lives just off
of Pan Pacific Park, so fun. They can walk to
the grove. It's the best. The grove is the best.
(44:13):
I forgot. Korea Town not cheap anymore. Hey, hey, skinny jeans,
you know where I left? I left behind the Bomb's
Big Boy in Burbank. Yeah me, Rod Burgundy, and trust me,
(44:33):
it's not in a cute nighteteen forties Bungalow. I lived
directly behind the Bomb's Big Boy looking for scraps because
Ronnie maxed out on eleven of his credit cards during
the lockdown. And sure, I've gotten to know the gang
(44:55):
of high school kids who worked there, Peter Ashley, Brad Monica,
Stephanie Courtney and hand out there twins. Who else am
I forgetting? Lachlan? Wait? Did I mentioned Teeter? They are lovely? Yes,
they are lovely. So take your outfit from jet Rag
(45:20):
and get out of my face? What what was that?
What was that? What you weren't in my face? Well,
technically you're right, but you were talking so loud I
had to eavesdrop, which felt like you were in my face.
(45:44):
And then I go back to my coffee and my
paper and I think to myself, you can't just let
well enough alone. Ken you Ronnie. I guess what I'm
really trying to say is that we really really need
to fix the homeless problem in l A. I'm Ron
(46:04):
Burgundy and that's my cake. Thank you everyone, that's your podcast.
Thank you for coming aloud. We appreciate you having here.
Thank you so much. I'm Ron Burgundy. Carolina, I don't
know where she went, Carolina, come out here. Please, thank you,
(46:31):
good night, you guys. You really appreciate you having here.
Thank you so much. We'll get the hundred from here
at some point in time for everyone's sexy sexy man's
sexy sexy plan. Because he ain't no sucker, looking so funny,
(46:54):
you can drive like a duck, clean like a plant,
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of bandwins. And he's a guy. Ye, he ain't no standing,
he doesn't have He's on a night sized sandwich because
everybody knows he's the burgunsy Bandit The Ron Burgundy Podcast
He's a sexy sexy man, sexy sexy fan because he
ain't no suckers, looking so funny. You try like a trucker,
clean like a plank, you solive, younger, fool, We'll try.
So he's never getting to pray so far, chicking up
(00:24):
a lot of bandwids. And he's a god y. He
ain't no stand and he doesn't have cheese on a
nighttime stand, which because everybody knows he's the Burge de Bandit.
The Ron Burgundy Podcast, Ladies and Gentlemen, Live from the
Largo Theater in Hollywood, California. Put your hats out from
Mr Ron Barge. Hello, Hello, oh my god, Hello Hello
(00:59):
hard Yeah us, I hope that's not a gang sign.
Oh my gosh. She just made a heart. Yeah, double
hearts you Okay, don't don't, don't do this. We just
started the show. It's so much to me. Thank you.
(01:22):
These two young women love me. But I hope you
people feel the same. Well, thank you for coming out
Tuesday night in Los Angeles. We really appreciated this show. Actually,
we're raising money for charity. It's called Kids Save. It's
helping families in the Ukraine right now. So thank you
(01:44):
so much for coming out tonight and buying tickets, And
that's why your tickets were hundred dollars tonight. No, they
only paid like, well, they're going to be paying before
the night over. Don't you think I'm being funny? No,
(02:04):
well we'll line everyone up and we'll shake you out. No,
we won't take that, that would be crazy. How much
would you I would settle for a dy ahead everyone? Probably?
How much cash would you say you carry with you nowadays?
I don't think anyone really care. How do you? How
(02:26):
are you a duffel bag? For what purpose? I carry
a man first? Immerse? Uh? Well, I still use travelers checks. Oh,
I have fifties, twenties, one, fifties two to fifties fives
(02:48):
and a thousand. I have a rare five thousand dollar
travelers check that's worth five thousand dollars. It's actually lost money.
How long does that take when we're just trying to
do a simple really interesting, because I'll be like, you,
of course take travelers checks, and I've already filled it
out and signed it in. The server will be like, no,
(03:09):
we don't. Uh do you have a chip on your card?
And I'm like what what does that mean? Customer service?
So then I have to run to the ATOM and
uh put my bank card in the atom and punch
(03:33):
in my code six four. But we don't. Don't just
keep that to yourself. I said it so fast. Oh
like someone's gonna slow down the table at home. Crap,
that was my fake ATOM number. Uh, and I usually
pull out It's pronounced a t M, but it doesn't matter.
(03:55):
A t M standing for m automatic to your president. Yeah,
you're the big shot. You're probably carrying from the automatic
teller machine. Does every bank have one a T machine? Yes? Yes,
(04:18):
So if I walk in and say where is your
automated teller machine? You don't want to be that person.
You just want to say, not that you're that person.
You just want to say, be casual about it. Hey,
I need an a t M. Hey where's your automatic?
That's already that that WoT No, No, you will honestly
(04:38):
look like you're about to rob a bank. Hey i'm
super cash. No, I use this wheelchair because I'm tired.
I don't have an affliction. He's going to rob the bank. Okay,
So just say a t M. Do you have an
a T M? Yeah? And then they'll point me in
the right direction. Exactly is my microphone on? Okay? Yeah?
(05:03):
Oh wow, you have the lovely singing voice, which is
foreshadowing for our guest. But you don't know now, don't
you wish I would tell you right now? But it's
my secret. Feels so good to have a secret over
all of you. Run. Oh I don't. I'm sorry. I
(05:28):
just haven't been around people. I haven't been around talking
to myself a mirror because I gave myself lockdown plus
twenty four months just to be extra safe. So you're
like almost done. I'm almost done with my personal lockdown.
(05:51):
And my apartment is filthy. It's just pizza boxes and
pizza boxes, boxes, frozen burritos, hot pockets. Has it been
eating anything else? Any water, vegetables? Just quick alcohol? Fi?
(06:15):
Does it have alcohol? Yeah? This should be fun to
good to know. A little minty goodnight, yeah, winter green?
How much it burns? Yeah, a little bit, stuna gig.
I'm so excited that I hope. Does it feel comfortable
(06:38):
to be together? I mean, you're I appreciate that you're
you're all wearing masks and you showed you your vaccine card.
By the way, I've got seven I've been vaccinated seven times, Madernay,
I have that provisor. Yeah, J and Jay, I don't
know if you're spot Nick from Russia. That wasn't it.
(07:00):
I got the Chinese one, Israeli one, the Turkish one,
and then there's something I called a homebrew. I'm sorry,
what's in? What's in the homebrew? Homebrew? Mouth flash o reganar?
(07:25):
Why heavy? And you just take it like a shot
Grabizzi pizza. Trust, It's more like a pace. You are
so grateful that you are emotional getting this vaccine's getting
so emotional. We have access. The only problem with my Homebrew.
The only thing, the only thing is the only way
(07:50):
that it's truly effective is to inject it in your ya.
That's the thing with these things, at least that's what
my doctor says. Who do you see Dr Jacob mrnni
(08:13):
who he's also an attorney, but he gets in and
out of there. I love it and it helps me
with you know, anyone I want to sue seats out there,
I got a lot of I'm like Junior Donald Trump
out there. I'm just suing everyone, like I sued the
dinner for not taking my travelers checks and you're still
(08:36):
in litigation. We're still in litigation, looking like we're going
to settle. Have you ever taken any lawsuit out on me? No,
you've never sued me. I don't think okay, I'm not
gonna worry about it. Yeah, don't worry about it. I
sued you once and then I said, let's call it off.
(08:58):
Oh my god, that it like we gotta file a SUP.
This is a breach of protocol. He's fourteen minutes late. Um,
I'm getting off track here, really getting off track. I'm
just excited to be Yes, you've never really even asked
(09:19):
me though today? How I'm doing? How are you doing? Carolina?
You can how are you doing? Okay? Less impatient? How
(09:43):
are you doing? Um, it's actually been kind of a
hard week. I am, Oh, I'm sorry, No, it's okay.
Guy problems and then, um, you know that I had
those problems with my kidneys forever ago, which we're kind
of serious and diageo. I'm so sorry. Yes, your kidneys.
(10:06):
You had the issue go ahead, so I had this
serious problems. I was actually get theaters for these My
kidneys were just running out of that's awful. What is it.
I don't know what this is. Oh, it's a wonderful
liquor company. They make wonderful spirits Johnny Walker. Uh what
(10:31):
else do they make? You have a whole thing for diagio?
I do hold? Please? Do you even want to hear
the end of my kidney? Well, let me just get there.
Oh yeah, they make Johnny Walker, Tanker A Bailey's other
(10:55):
delicious libations. But continue your story. I'm sorry. I don't
know why you didn't had a late ideal with them.
I have to say their name seventy five times tonight.
So wait, was that the that's the liquor company that
deal fell through last night? Yeah? Yeah, it's done. It's done. Well,
(11:18):
I do I'd love that how it rolls off the tongue.
All right, Well, you don't want to hear you know,
I'm not gonna even don't. I'm fine. You know it
might help your kidney though, I wasn't gonna say it.
I was gonna say a nice sip of Johnny Walker
(11:40):
paid bye. The money is not going to come through. Okay, fine.
We we are working on sort of a catchphrase, something
that we can say for the podcast, and so would
you help me say it all together. Just run. That's enough.
Let's yeah, let's try to coordinate one to three. Let's enough. Okay,
(12:04):
maybe throw it away more. Lets you know, you know,
I feel like half of you were with me and
half of you don't like me. Okay, maybe we can
do it in a Brooklyn accent. Oh yeah, run Oh
(12:25):
I like that. We have some Thespians in the crowd.
That's gonna play great in the Northeast corridor. Um, we
should get to some headlines. Actually we should. Let's cover
some of the headlines. What's happening in the world. Um.
I've opened up ron to u du mois. It's an
(12:47):
Instagram account that gives you news really quickly. I love it.
Ron's a big fan. There's a lot of good stuff
on here and you're not going to hear it from
any mainstream new from So recently, there's been some hot tips.
UM spotted Natalie Portman and Los feels So Sweet. Server
(13:10):
accidentally knocked over her glass of wine all over the
table and what happened. Natalie made a very sweet joke
about it. That's very classy of Natalie. It doesn't surprise me.
You know, she went to Harvard with Mark Zuckerberg. Oh
you mean Mark Zuckerberg. No, I mean Mark Zuckerberg. He
was Zuckerberg in Harvard and then when he became a
big show, I became Zuckerberg. I know what I did
(13:32):
the research. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna argue with you.
I wouldn't. We have another tip Um stood behind Julia
Fox in line at Arawan Studio City. Who's Julia Fox? Um?
It's a long story. Do you know she dated Kanye
(13:52):
for a second and she's been in a few movies.
She's very attractive, like on a Vivicate A Fox level.
I wouldn't, I don't know, very hot. Yeah, because she's
the top of my list. I know, I know Vivica
A Fox. Vivica a Fox is what? Okay, seven days
(14:16):
a week? What's wrong with you? I watched a lot
of Vivica A Fox stuff in quarantine. I'm not gonna
lie to you. All right, you guys, come on run.
We gotta you like Vivica Fox. That was beautiful, by
the way. Another headline, Yes, Selina Gomez at chipp Riani
(14:52):
downtown with a big group celebrating someone's birthday. What happened?
She was looking stunning as always. By the way, Selena,
what come happen? Are those choppers? Selina? Is that? Is Selina?
Selena Gossure? Is that my Mike is that? Every time
(15:22):
I move it's hard to say. Okay, slowly, slow, slowly.
I feel like we're diffusing a bomb. It's me you
and Selena Gomez and vivocated a fox, spotted spotted. Jacob, Wait,
(15:45):
can I just say one thing? If you go to Gippriani's,
get the clams casino. Continue, Continue, Jacob, don't even mess around,
Just walk in and say clams Casino, Jacob, lord clans
Casino Carolina. Just so you know. I don't know if
(16:08):
you've ever had them before, but they're delightfully broiled clams.
With who this is? This is going to happen. Okay,
but we just want to say, don't blow a lit
off the top. Okay, we don't want the chopper to
come back. Each clam has a poker chip in him.
Clams Casino. Okay, all together now, I thought so too.
(16:39):
I deserved that one. Jacob all Lordia Jones last night
with some friends. Jacoba that at the more secluded part
of the restaurant and seemed to be having a good time.
Went to the bathroom, and as I came out, he
was leaving it as well. Overheard him saying something along
the lines of have a great night, cheers boys. L
O L it is O L. I could not believe
(17:03):
how tall he is and how good he smelled when
he would walk past us. He seems so sweet and
friendly A non please, Wow, I wish Jacob was here tonight.
Well he's not. Yeah, but really the big news is
(17:26):
um hell o, L are you? No? That's how I
drift off when I go to sleep at night. I
just go hello, L, Hello, hello L. We do have
to talk about something that we haven't really discussed, though. Oh,
I know what you're gonna talk about. You're thinking the
(17:47):
same thing, Kim. How does everyone feel about pet and Kim?
No one's into Pete and Kim. They have so little
in this life. If so, what's the latest? The last
I heard was that Kanye who's now referred to as
(18:09):
Ye or is it? Yeah? Yeah, okay, thank you, thank
you that you wanted to chop his head off. Yeah,
something like that, something like that which I can identify with.
I mean, how many Spern lovers I've driven by their
(18:35):
boyfriend's house and like, I'm gonna chop your head out
if I see you around Nancy. Of course I never
did it, and if I did, Jacob would be on
my side to get me out of jail. Jacob Jacob
MRONI but in the TV movie of Jacob m ronni job. Yes,
(18:59):
I let's get writers here. We're submitting are I don't know,
I don't know the terms. Kimberly obviously is a person
of celebrity. Kimberly, Yes, the Kardashians. It's what a powerful
(19:20):
and famous family. The luxury. I mean, I've been at
the Kardashian's house and that is a party. To sneak
into one of their big fancy parties. Do you sneak
into one of the big fancy parties? Well, I have
to ye. I'm not on the guest list. No. I
usually pose as a caterer or plain, close security person
(19:41):
or groundskeeper. And I poked my head in, oh whoa right,
and I get back to raking Leaves. I usually blow
my cover because I'm like, oh, I can how are you?
I'm Ron very an, I think you're great. That'll do it,
(20:05):
But they are what's going to happen. Do you think
do you think their love will last? Do we know? No?
Probably not? Yes, Okay, he believes in love. And there's
one of them here, one romantic man in the audience.
There's one out of two hundreds. But that's the way,
you know, loves loves a fickle, fickle beast. I've been
(20:30):
I love so many times. Yeah, you told me you've
been playing guitar for I have. I've been playing a
little flamenco guitar. That seems pretty romantic. Would you like
to hear something? What now? This is a of course,
I only play on a Strattenburger. Uh. It's a German
(20:56):
guitar um Strattenberger L ten eleven um, handcrafted in Austria
and then uh shipped to Czechoslovakia. These all these uh,
these strings are whalebone, so you know they're gonna sound good.
(21:18):
This is flaming. This will be a little flamenco number.
This is called do you know what you want to
do it? Oh? H Playing an out of tune instrument
is a sin so M, so you need to make
(21:44):
sure your instrument is probably too. I think you got it. M.
One of the beauties of flamenco guar is that it's Uh,
it's a it's a device that's used to pert love making.
And once you hear the flamenco, it's less than thirty
(22:07):
seconds before before you someone's laying on top of you.
Are you still tuning? Well, it's a sickle gentle lover. Here,
you're rush. This guitar was given to me my uncle Bruce. Um. Well,
(22:37):
wait till I play. That's yet to be determined. All right.
This is called Sunset Beach. One of the beautiful things
(23:04):
about this instrument is that it you start to feel it,
and it starts to feel you, and there's a real
relationship here. I know how to play guitar. You weren't
bluffing well, I think a lot of us were catching on.
(23:28):
But if we had a trumpet here or a flute lookout? Yeah, agreed, agreed.
Speaking of music, if you like music, why don't we
bring out our guest? Yes, please, ladies and gentlemen, please
welcome Aletta Braxton. Thank you so much. Thank you for
(23:54):
having a seat right over here. Alita, thank you so
much for coming on the podcast. Uh you look lovely tonight.
Thank you really do, Alita. Now I understand you you
are an opera singer sort of? Yes, okay, well that's wonderful. Um,
(24:14):
I've never seen opera in my life, and I'm sure
none of these people have either. What exactly is opera?
Opera is? Um? Some speech, some speech sung? All the
(24:34):
lines are sung? Right, everything is sung every down. There's
a little speaking okay, I'm sorry, word okay, yes, but
most the lines were sung. I once had a case
of sprech tma when I was backpacking through Europe. No,
(24:57):
I just got some penicillain and it was all good.
And so you you sing opera? And uh where where
she's a opera? Los Angeles has an opera company. Oh
so you're with the l A Opera, l A Opera. Yes,
(25:20):
I'm one of the original chorus. There's oh my goodness,
for for how long? When did you? When did you start?
A long time ago? But I'm up to a hundred
and sixty productions. Oh my gosh. We think I'm the
first black woman of any opera company to reach a
hundred and sixty productions. And do you use a lot
(25:43):
of flamenco guitar and your opera productions? Every now and
then we do a lla opera, good to know opera
in Spain, Spanish, Gypsy Spanish, um oh, Gypsy Spanish. Of course,
I usually stay away from Gypsy Spanish. Regular Spanish. Okay,
Gypsy Spanish yikes. So opera, yes, trying to wrap my
(26:16):
head around this ethereal art form. I feel like a
lot of people know about it and go to it. Okay,
How is it different from say, The Days of Our Life,
which is a popular soap opera. They probably wouldn't sing it,
and they probably wouldn't be dressed in all the fancy
costumes we get to wear. But they do wear costumes
(26:37):
in a soap opera. I think ours are more beautiful.
How did the term soap up? I mean they don't
ever sing on a soap proper. I don't know. They
don't think about soap either. They don't know. Maybe they did,
maybe at one point. Maybe they're forced to bathe incessantly.
One would only hope. Here's a question. I'm I assume
(26:58):
you can't make money in the business, So what what
do you do for a living? Doing my grown up job? Well,
I also teach music, and a lot of us what
we call gigging around town. Opera singers gig around town.
We've teached. Sometimes we have church choirs, singing jobs or
conducting jobs. Or there's also the Los Angeles Master Corral,
(27:23):
So we have lots of gigs there. Some of us
sing on film and TV soundtracks. There's so there's some
wonderful opportunities out there. There can be. Oh so there's
not that many. I showed up once for a Master
Corral and I'm not going to tell you what happened.
(27:51):
It was not what I thought. Um, it really wasn't. Sorry, No,
please don't be sorry about anything. So would you, I mean,
could you please sing a little opera for est right now?
(28:12):
A little bit? Okay? Mos horrible? Can you top reef
wazy is? If you don't, then call up Helena Sui.
Commander refuses if mona super pulabyan lodres because she prefer
(28:40):
you not Auntie Amazing. You might play long low more
long mo lo more lamuripo fund the bow and you
najam you don't make a due setunum mam pashum see
(29:07):
you to secunium man secunimate mestesia tem sesia tim Pretty good?
(29:41):
Was that? Okay? That was pretty incredible? Why didn't have
the car that? You can't know how anyone makes money
doing that? Come on, whats amazing things I've heard in
this theater. It is pretty amazing. It is pretty amazing.
I I I understand there's a lot of I mean,
(30:02):
you were singing in Italian, French, French, as long as
not Gypsy Spanish. That's well. Carmen takes place in Spain,
but they think it in French. I don't know why.
So Carolina is always talking about foreign language movies, which
I asked him, drive my car? Makes her sound pretty snooty.
(30:25):
Do you think opera is for snooty people? Know? It's
for the general public. It's very accessible and what it
obviously was back in its day when it was created
was for the general public absolutely, kind of like the
eighties banned general public absolutely, of course, did they ever
have opera? Okay, this is a tough one, but I
(30:48):
gotta ask it. I'm not I'm not a good journalist
if I don't. Do you think opera lovers are dangerous people? Wait? Ll,
I haven't experienced it yet, OK, Because I just wonder
could be scary, but probably not dangerous. The Marx Brothers
(31:12):
made a Night at the Opera? Was that the last
opera ever made? Fortunately? No, they're more. Oh several yes,
name them oh Phantom, Phantom. Yes, technically I would say
(31:35):
it's borderline musical theater opera because it's almost all sung,
but mostly on the Broadway stage. I Portian best best Okay,
uh Candy, Oh yeah, Ken, I was gonna say candid Um,
(31:55):
Jesus Christ superstar. No said rock opera? Okay? What was that? Later?
Mouse later, Mouse the bat Thank you because syntight. I
(32:25):
think I'd like to try a little opera. Would you
tell me what you think? I'll be honest. I'll be honest.
Over callo. No, I'm in trouble finding my note. I
(32:58):
can't see you. I'm a far I'm sat of our castle.
Look at that. I'm a captain, a man rush back.
I love you, Hey, I love you. M Now I
(33:26):
can take criticism. Carolina knows this. I've got a thick skin.
Please be brutally on. You've got potential me and work
on the technique a little bit. Maybe maybe you're breathing,
but that's it, and let's work on the rapid twie. Well,
(33:48):
oh hey, I thought that she was being so nice.
It's the first time I've ever tried it, I said,
before time got out. I made up a whole created
a picture. No, he's standing on top of my castle
trying to talk to the lady. Operas take decades to write.
(34:16):
I wrote one right here on the spot. Do opera decades?
You're right? I mean, are there any opera singers in
the house tonight? Find any chance anyone? No? No, I
didn't think so. I didn't know. If you want to
(34:38):
try an opera battle with Ala here, she'll shut you down.
All right, Well, look how about we sing one together? Okay,
what would you like to I'd like to sing the opera?
Take me out to the ball game. Take me out
(35:00):
to the ball game, Take me out to the crowd.
Peanuts and crock put tuck. I don't care. I never
get back for his root root root, for the whole
team if they don't win it for the shame for
(35:26):
it's one two restruction out out the old I was
(35:47):
gonna throw this Scotch glass on the ground to make
it look like I broke it with my voice, but
everyone would have seen it was fun. That was beautiful.
I mean, the Dodgers go win again with that so too,
if they can get by the San Diego padres. Of course,
(36:10):
Santiago discovered by the Germans. They named it Sandiago, which
means oh, whales, vagina, thank you, Okay, you've you've I'm
(36:34):
sorry if I've come off mean and dismissive. I wondered,
let's let's have a little bit of fun with you.
Would you mind just singing some some statements for us?
It just might be fun to hear some things, some
things sung in your operatic voice? For instance, can you
just sing? Where are my keys? Where are my key?
(36:58):
Can you sing? I farted uttered, I lost my ham sandwich,
I lost my sandwich. I'm breaking up with you. I'm
breaking up with you. May the Force be with you,
(37:22):
May of course be with you. Steph Curry for three,
staff Purtty for three. Stay away from my donkey, Stay
away from my doggie. Anyone else have a line they'd
(37:42):
like a leader to sing? Where's my Sky's my scotch?
Can I have some casino clams? Please? It's may I.
May I have some casino clams? Please? It's may I.
I always tell you that, and you're like, can I can?
(38:05):
I'm like, it's may. I know I know. Mm hmm,
I I wonder if you'd help me with one more thing.
Of course, for those of you who are familiar with
the podcast, I I used to date singer songwriter Siam.
(38:29):
Why is that so funny? It's not funny to me.
I believe you, thank you, and she uh, she rudely
broke up with me, And I'm wondering if she happens
to be listening to this, maybe I could reach out
to her soul and we could we could reunite. And
if you'd indulge me, could would you mind just singing
(38:50):
an operatic melody while I read this love letter? Yes,
while I read this love letter to see him? M hm, Oh,
my heart yearns for you. I'm lost in this world
without you. M I cannot sleep. M I walked the
(39:13):
dark streets at night, calling your name. I started down
in Compton and I walked up through Culver City, then
through West Hollywood, screaming your name louder than any coyote
(39:36):
could yell over the mountains down into Lucca Lake. But
you answered. Not only the police answered, why won't you
return my calls? I've left over a thousand, sometimes changing
(39:59):
my voy so you'll think I'm Ariana Grande or Katie Perry.
Still no answer. Why do you torment me or love
us for the ages sexual and emotional? Like Zeus and
Helen of Troy m like Donald Trump, and like Benefort,
(40:28):
which apparently is back on again. Who knew, right? But
I digress Cia, Sia, Siasia. See you later means not goodbye, Sia.
It means I'll see you soon, see you, see you
(40:50):
when I see you, not unless you see me for
as star Bye Sia. I love you rock. But it
(41:11):
was so wonderful. I'll treasure that moment forever. Thank you
so much for covering opera singer Bond, Thank you so
much for coming on, Thank you, thank you right this way.
(41:37):
If that doesn't work, nothing's gonna work. She would have
to listen to the podcast to hear that, but she doesn't.
Probably gonna happen. I don't know, she seems if you
guys would all get on your social and beg Sia
to listen to the podcast and just say, hey, Sia,
I know you don't know, but there might be a
special surprise. You may be added with your soul mate
(42:02):
uh me whatever your names are and uh And then
she like she could, Oh, maybe I should listen a
wrong and then she listens to that, and then she
hears that, and then it's me and her making a baby.
(42:23):
All right, karamba, Right, Well, We're almost at the end
of our evening and I'd like to end it with
a little piece I call my take. There's no question
l A is a big status town, and one of
(42:44):
the true measures of status is where you live. Every
day I go to my local coffeehouse, the Feminine Pickle,
and all day long, I just here from dirty hipsters
stuff like, oh my god, I just moved to Atwater Village.
(43:07):
You have to come visit. Oh are you still in
Los Felis or is it Echo Park? Oh you're in
Silver Like why at least moved to Highland Park. Oh? Really,
you like the arts district better? Really, that's funny. I'm
(43:27):
really loving Palms. That new metro line is great. You
can take it down to the beach or all the
way down to the coliseum, only in a straight line.
I love it North Hollywood Okay, okay, I lived in
(43:50):
Venice for a while. Uh huh, right, Abbot Kenny, I know,
I love Abbot Kenny. What about West Adams It's getting
great down there. I know someone who lives just off
of Pan Pacific Park, so fun. They can walk to
the grove. It's the best. The grove is the best.
(44:13):
I forgot. Korea Town not cheap anymore. Hey, hey, skinny jeans,
you know where I left? I left behind the Bomb's
Big Boy in Burbank. Yeah me, Rod Burgundy, and trust me,
(44:33):
it's not in a cute nighteteen forties Bungalow. I lived
directly behind the Bomb's Big Boy looking for scraps because
Ronnie maxed out on eleven of his credit cards during
the lockdown. And sure, I've gotten to know the gang
(44:55):
of high school kids who worked there, Peter Ashley, Brad Monica,
Stephanie Courtney and hand out there twins. Who else am
I forgetting? Lachlan? Wait? Did I mentioned Teeter? They are lovely? Yes,
they are lovely. So take your outfit from jet Rag
(45:20):
and get out of my face? What what was that?
What was that? What you weren't in my face? Well,
technically you're right, but you were talking so loud I
had to eavesdrop, which felt like you were in my face.
(45:44):
And then I go back to my coffee and my
paper and I think to myself, you can't just let
well enough alone. Ken you Ronnie. I guess what I'm
really trying to say is that we really really need
to fix the homeless problem in l A. I'm Ron
(46:04):
Burgundy and that's my cake. Thank you everyone, that's your podcast.
Thank you for coming aloud. We appreciate you having here.
Thank you so much. I'm Ron Burgundy. Carolina, I don't
know where she went, Carolina, come out here. Please, thank you,
(46:31):
good night, you guys. You really appreciate you having here.
Thank you so much. We'll get the hundred from here
at some point in time for everyone's sexy sexy man's
sexy sexy plan. Because he ain't no sucker, looking so funny,
(46:54):
you can drive like a duck, clean like a plant,
you can solive younger, fool wheel drive so we never
get stuck, right so far to get up a lot
of bandwins. And he's a guy. Ye, he ain't no standing,
he doesn't have He's on a night sized sandwich because
everybody knows he's the burgunsy Bandit The Ron Burgundy Podcast
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