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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time to ask the riddlo that is ready to love.
Officer Nephew, Tommy and Junior. Here we go, guys, you ready,
come on?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Come all right?
Speaker 1 (00:09):
This is from Maurice in Nashville. Maurice writes, I'm fifty
one and I've been married twice. I would love to
be married and have some and have someone to grow
old with, but I can't stop cheating. I love having
sex with new women and one night stands excite me.
Is there a way for me to get everything I want?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
No, No, you're gonna Maurice, You're gonna have new women
all the way to sixty seven years old. If you
keep doing what you're doing, you're finna lose your wife.
Let's get this underto this second wife about to go,
so you only your way out to do with that one.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
So keep that in man, what they're done. Yeah, but
you live in.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Your best life? You getting it in. You're too old
for this, Maurice. You fifty one, don't do you know?
There ain't no more Maurice's Do.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
You do know that? Though?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Yeah? Yeah, you're the last mar Reeks.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
What you got to name the huh?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
That's the.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
Question is is there a way for me to get
everything I want. Me and Tommy don't know the answer
to that. But if you ask, yes, Neo, you might
want to ask him how he did it, because I'm not.
I can't do nothing with you talk about it. I
only want I'm get in trouble just for listening. That's
for happening to me.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
He wants sex with new women, he wants some one
night stand because that excites him, and he wants to
be married and have someone to grow old with.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
That's what he's saying. Can he get everything?
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
And Junior's right, he needs a New York mentor he
needs somebody like to ask me.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Don't don't don't go if you're missing as No, we
don't know nothing about that.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
All right, Were in trouble, yes, yes, with us and
your wives?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (01:54):
All right?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Moving on, Riddilo and Junior, We're going to Amaya and Queens.
Amaya writes, I've never seen my boyfriend without clothes on.
He sleeps in t shirts and shorts, and he locks
the door when he's showering. I don't want any surprises
when we're intimate for the first time, So can I
ask him to show me what he's working with.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
You ain't seen it at all, never, she said, we didn't.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Have time to get in all these shorts and t shirts,
and we ain't seen nothing, never seen it. And he
go in the bathroom and lock the door.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
She's never seen him naked.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
You got an issue, Yeah, yeah, we got an issue.
We got to get front and centered. We got to
have a come to naked meeting. What we're gonna have
to have and it's rightfully, so you got to tell him, hey,
you know, just for a couple of minutes. It's basically
it's a physical for the relationship.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
You just gotta you gotta check him off. Relationship, Yeah,
a relationship. We got to see what we Yeah, relationship.
Can you turn around? Please? Thank you? All right? Can
I get you the squad? Thank you? All right? All right?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Yeah you here, thank you.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
She ain't seeing this.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Do you know the weakness to a bathroom dough is
a butter knife. Have you noticed that? Hey, the bathroom
dough ever beat a butter knife. Get the butter knife
and turn that lock in the middle and walk in
there and turn it open that shopper curtain.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
You can see this.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Hard. Every time I've been in the bathroom.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
The door was like somebody came in they had a
butter knife.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
How many breaking? Yeah, it's been going on since.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
My daddy, ma mama got in the bathroom with a
butter knife. It's been butter knife that beat locked bathroom
doors for hundreds of years.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Why you just don't get a butter knife and walk
in there?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Is this a.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
Tradition in your house, because that's how you get in anything.
A butter knife in a house, a locked dough. Take
that butter knife, turn it to the left and you
walk in. Slide curtain over. I see we were working with. Okay,
you can break up or stay together.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
It's not hard stay home.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
But she's not complication.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Seem like she wants to go through all that though.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
She just wants him to just, you know, put it
out there or whatever so she could see it.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
If you don't if you want to see where if
you want to see it, So go ahead and get
a butter knife, turn it to the lift and walk
in there.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
All right, Yeah, she just wants to know.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
But can she ask him if all else fails, if
the butter knife doesn't work, can she ask him?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Is that really ask? Yeah? Yeah, all right, all right, guys.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Moving on to Rashad and Little Rock, Rashad says, I
got into a disagreement with one of my boys at
a cookout. My wife came over and tried to help
me out by jumping in it. My other friends are
clowning me about her getting in it. How do I
get her to understand she can't do stuff like that?
That's all.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
That's why I don't take my wife to cookouts like that.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
I don't see that when I'm hanging out with the
boys and I bring herup, plate back, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
But I don't do all that.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
I don't have my wife around all the guys and
and you.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Know, because she might jump in a fight if you
get in a fight.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
My wife ain't jumping in no fight, right. But I'm
just saying, you brought your girl over there, you don't
have control, and she jumping in on everything. You need
to have conversation with your wife and let her know. Baby, listen,
I got this. I know how I can hold my own.
I got you. Just sit still in chill out. You
ain't the womanly thing for you to be doing. No
way of jumping in. No, it's not your fight. Just
(05:31):
be pretty. That's all I need you to do.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Don't do it.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
If you see me grab that bachelor and slapping with
that and it don't it don't work.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Then you jump in like you see, I'm losing for you, jumping.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Some barbecue sauce on his face. Got yeah, take off,
running break.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
I can't fight, obviously, that's what we shot have the
hard time winning, That's what it is. She is sick
of him losing everywhere he go. I got to jump
in here, yo, tag me better than he is he
put She putting in more work in the fight than
he is. How come she come out clean and he
always got a black eye?
Speaker 4 (06:15):
We'm shy. You need your wife, You need her well.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
He just he thinks that you know, she's trying to
get her to understand that she can't do stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
That's embarrassing in front of his boys. So what's embarrassing
is you keep losing.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
Looking from your wife perspective, she keeps seeing you lose.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Right, Darren, didn't beat your Charles didn't got at you.
Will you won? Everybody keep winning? Come on, man?
Speaker 5 (06:40):
Why yeah, exactly why you always fight?
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Your wife is a champ. He's your wife.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Name Clarissa Shiels, Layla Ali what is her name?
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Because she winning?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Yeah, or they can't go to any more cookouts. That's it, man,
you get to your advantage.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
Man, you keep talking to me like this, I'm gonna
call my wife.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
That dark.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
And his friends are just clowning him and clowning him
about her getting into it. Yeah, it's embarrassing. Now it's
getting embarrassed. Well sure, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
Well start winning.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
But what kind of fights would you get into over
the cookout? At the cookout though.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
I can't imagine it?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Okay, all right, that answers it all. You're listening Hard
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