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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, guys, here we are last break of the
day on this Friday. It's been a good friday, Steve.
We have some more, yeah, and a great week. You're right, see,
we have some more. Would you rather we left off
for a few okay, since you all were mad about
the X one?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
All right?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Would you rather get a sexy text message from your
wife or would you rather get a romantic love note?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Which one?
Speaker 3 (00:27):
No one take sex or we love note?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
We take the ax. I want the love note.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Wow, nothing, I don't.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
I want to feel cared about what you do. I
want to be cared about to I want you to
say some things to me. Let me see how that feel.
I like to let me tell you right now, the
sex and part you she aggressive?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
I want the love.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
That all right?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
All right? Would you rather have scorpions in your house?
Or would you rather have baby roaches in your house?
Speaker 5 (01:18):
This is tell you right now. You can get them
baby roaches up in there, the scorpions. You do not
want them scorpions in your house?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
What? What?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Why?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Why do you say?
Speaker 5 (01:31):
Because they're gonna find that bed and get up under
them couples? Yeah, you know you do not want them
scorpions in your house.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
But you want baby roaches?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Well, I know how I've had roaches before.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
You have more roads experience than us.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
Yeah, yeah, well i'll tell you what you've been. You
gotta tell you what you got. You can get rid
of them roaches, but them scorpions, you got problems. If
they fight, I don't know if you'll know why they fight?
Speaker 6 (01:59):
Bat Okay, what did we learn today?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Class? Go with?
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Yes? All right?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
All right? Would you rather breakfast food for dinner or
chicken alfredo for breakfast? Which one? Breakfast food for breakfast?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (02:36):
All right, that was easy. We didn't Dennis at eleven pm?
We didn't done? That worked more?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Okay? All right? Would you rather last one? Would you
rather blackjack table or roulette table? Which one? Let?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Yeah, it's the odd my favorite. If I'm on the
blackjack table, that's sure. But I only gamble with people
I know. If it's a table with people I don't know,
I get up.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
And go to the roulette table.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
I don't like.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Because you know, hey, you should have took a hit
all that. I don't like conversations. But what I should
have did with.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Right now?
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Yeah, I'm not a cool person to gamble with and
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Oh yeah, I'll be just looking at people.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Hey, hey, you should you should have stayed on that
the dealer with a buster, we could have all.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Man.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Man, I ain't in there for all, y'all. I'm in
there for you. Play.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Just hang out, got I don't careing about you. I
don't even know. I don't even why you here. I
tell you what, I'm gonna go in this other room
where they ain't crowded at all. I bet I'm grave
by myself, but a whole nother thing in there, you
be nervous.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Five hundred a hand.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Without the most.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Spent and with the most you've lost.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Spending and lost is the same thing.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Well, okay, so you put down one thousand dollars and
you lost one thousand dollars. That's what you're saying, yeah,
cause seems like you would spend maybe spend more than
you've lost. I don't know, the same thing.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
You spend money in Vegas. It's that's money.
Speaker 6 (04:22):
If you've lost, you're still look at it like that
A one month lost.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Now, over these years, I would say I've probably lost more.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
But I've had some big wins that make you go
back most you've ever won? Four hundred and eighty six thousand?
Speaker 6 (04:42):
What did we know?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
You time? What was with me?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Jun when we have to win? Junior? How many jackposts
did out here? Oh?
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Man, the machine wouldn't stop?
Speaker 4 (04:59):
I thought, I thought, rig I said, mane.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
In two days at the wind, I hit twenty three jackpots?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
What twenty three jackpots?
Speaker 5 (05:09):
Now I put a lot of money back in. That's
what I'm telling you. But I left I won four
hundred and.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Eighty six thousand.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Okay, you ain't had.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Sense or before?
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Yes, I have a question to We were down to
the Washing super Bowl with the owner of the wind
That's what.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
That's the weekend I did. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
I was hanging with the owner of the Winds.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Yo.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
What And that's when you want the money?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Now you know who I am. Go ahead and call him. No.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
I was just gonna say, so, you said playing black
jack that you didn't like getting advice when you were
at the regular table.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
So when you go to the high rollers.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
Room, it's just do you accept that advice? You know
you should have take from the dealer. But there ain't
a whole lot of people in there.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Now, okay, so that rule we crowded. He should have
taken a hit.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Yeah, they're usually sitting there by theyself waiting on somebody
to come along.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Yeah, the dealing.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
But I don't like it in that because you get
on the run where you lose for in a row.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
You messed up, you know, one hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
So what if we had learned go to Vegas?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Let's go to Yeah, all we are going to Vegas.
I'm trying to find a way, but we all going
to Vegas. You'll be next year? Are you for me? Okay?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Oh man, I love it. Thank you. We ain't got
no this year money, No.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
We might yet. Let's y'all talk to God today. He
absolutely love to hear from you. Have a good one called.
We're not talking about this Vegas. Thank you Lord.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
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