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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is from Keeton, Brooklyn. He said, I got caught
texting another woman. He met this woman at a birthday
party over the weekend. Steve He says, I know I
shouldn't have cared if she got home safely, but it
was to a m so I just asked her to
text me when she made it home. My wife doesn't
believe my story, but it's plain as day in my Texas.
(00:22):
I was being a gentleman, and I feel like my
wife should respect that. Why does she check my phone anyway?
Should I be a set too?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Bro? Bro, Bro, are you serious? Yeah? He is a
woman is texting you at two o'clock in the morning.
You trying to say you was being a gentleman. Why
she got your number? M hm? See, Bro, you can't
skip over the part you do. Why does this woman
(00:51):
have your number? And why you got to care if
she get home? Where her man at, where her husband at?
Where's her friends? Why is it you? What may you
take on the role of captain check on him? Who
(01:12):
somebody got to kiss me? You know, Tommy, somebody do
got to kill it? Just better not be you.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
But the question you're asking, that's all the questions that
his wife is asking him.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
It's nothing I can help you with, bro. Why is
she checking my phone? Because she keep finding stuff? My
question is why ain't you bought a burner? Boy? Now?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Thank you? Oh now Tommy can help him with that.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Man, go down the wallmart, buy your phone and put
some minice on it. Phone.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Don't stop at your behavior. So don't stop the behavior.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Just get another phone. You're not going to stop calling
this woman is checking his phone? Why she checking my
phone because she keeps finding stuff?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Did you do it?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Since that's what you're gonna do? Where is your burner? Boy?
Please look, but.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Listen to me.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
I suggest you to women all the time that a
woman that's on these dating sites or single women should
have a burner. So when you meet a guy, you
give him the burner phone number, MM, you context on
it and everything. If he turns out to be a butthole,
you could throw the phone away and go get another one.
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Act like you don't know why the stringer bell?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
All right, we have time for another one, Steve. This
is from Alika uh in the I E in an Empire.
I met a guy online and all he talks about
is how he's about to blow up and make a
lot of money as soon as his invention is patented.
He said it's a top secret invention, so he can't
share it with me. It's giving a brokie to me,
(03:11):
my favorite song. It's given brokie to me. But I
don't want to leave him right before he makes his
first million? Should I stick with him? Is her question?
Or is he wasting my time? That's part two will she's.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Waiting on the money. I saw this movie with Taraji
p Henson. I can't remember the name of it. Question.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
It's a Tyler Perry movie.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
God and he had an invention and it didn't hit
and it finally hit the Bottle Mama house and oh yeah,
cut Okay, So all of you women out there that
don't get behind a man who has a real dream
and support him, you can't get mad when he hit. Now,
this is a secret and he can't tell nobody. I
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don't know what that is, because he got to give
you some type of hope to hang on too.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Yeah, you know, just for the money.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Or invented a missile, a missile that can blow up
a house and not do damage to the one next
door to it. Probably need to gonna let that go.
What are you saying is that I don't know what
his invention is screts. Yeah, you would tell me what
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the invention is, something that I could believe in and
I could know.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Here's some hope. All right, you're listening to the Steve
Harvey Morning Show.