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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I got apartment three sixteen, apartment three sixteen. I have
to stay in apartment three sixteen, So I got to
get this person out of there because that's the number
that I stay at. I stay in three sixteen. Do
you understand what I'm saying when I'm in the field,
you yes, yes, And that seems to be a problem
(00:20):
with this person. So let's see what we can do.
Let's see we can get them out of three sixteen.
I need three sixteen. Let's go cant doup.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Hello, hollo, I'm trying to reach deal. Yeah, this is deal,
hew you deal? How you doing? Man? My name is Bond.
Dude you live in to make sure I got the
right dude, Man, you living board right apartments? Yeah? I
live going on, okay, you live in an apartment of
three sixteen, right, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
It's something I need to be worried.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I was going on with my fuck no, no, no,
everything cool with your apartment? Man, I got your number
from lady to your at the least in office regarding thirsty,
wasn't I what's it? What's in regards to well, actually,
what's from happen is I'm finna moved to court and
what I wanted to do. You know, uh see me
(01:06):
in every apartment I've always had. I've always lived in
apartment three sixteen, and I know you in three sixteen,
so they you know, the girl at the office gaming,
you know, because I don't want to move nowhere else where.
I can't be in room three sixteen. I gotta be
you know. It's just real superstitious, I know, but I
kind of got to have a party. Hold on you.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Say your name Vaughn.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Yeah, yeah, I'm going right Vaughn.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
And who gave you my number again?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
One of the ladies at the least in office when
I was over there.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Who was it?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I can't really remember her name?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Man, little man, hey, well listen, cut to i'mna tell
you like this, man, don't call you for nothing like that. Man, Now,
I ain't moving out of my apartment. Man, I've been
staying there for four years. When I moved out of
the apartment, I moved in the house. You understand all
this got going with you? Which is whatever it is
you three sixteen, you won three two. That's on you.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Man. It ain't want while I got to stay in
three sixteen.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Man.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
See, that's what I'm trying to say, I don't find
the least, so I'm stuck with it. I got to
get that apartment. So I said, I'm gonna try to
tell you would you like to which other apartment would
you like to move to? And I only get them
to move your stuff all the time over than nothing.
Ain't nothing moving.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
I'm saying, gonna moves the numbers. You can add them up,
divide them, do whatever you want to them. But I
ain't moving. So you're gonna have to get that to
your head. Man. And really, I'm because I don't know
gave you my number was like this, I mean, working
called me because I don't even know no vun.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
No, no, you don't know me. Dog. I asked them
who was in three sixteen?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
They told me it ain't none of your business going
three sixteen.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Man, Hey listen, man, I'm trying to do this as
respectful as possible. You know, like I said, I really
can't function unless I'm living in apartment.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Just restuct me then doing disrespect for them, because I'm
gonna show you do this. You called me with like this,
I don't get a favorite now, don't care if there
was your favorite scripture?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Okay, with like that man, Team nine, You're gonna make
this hard, okay, So let me let me tell you
this to you. And I already told the lady I
want to be in three sixteen. She told me I
needed to deal with Dell. Now I'm trying to deal
with you in a polite way, okay, because like I say,
I can't function, man, unless I'm in an apartment three sixteen,
I can't. I can't even get them go to work.
I cannot function, Okay, I have to have that apartment number, dude.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Right, So it sounds like you've got a problem on
your hands. Man, whatever your pride is, that's your problem.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Ain't got to do with me. Coll know like that.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Like I say, I've been staying in three sixteen, I'm
gonna stay in three sixteen till I moved to a house.
You need to find something else to do. And really
I'm starting. They gave you my number.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
To call me with.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
I can't believe.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Like the way you're talking to you. Talking to me first,
what you come at.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Me with this, come at me with a number that
looks like you man three sixteen.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
What excuse me, doog? But you're saying you out of me.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
With this I tell you what, man, come at me
to come at my problem that you gonna see it? Man,
you understand what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Hey man, I'm trying to handle this respectably. Man, Okay,
all right, I'm trying to do. Listen to me. I'm
trying to tell you, Hones, the dog I cannot function
outside of them three numbers. I have to live in
an apartment three sixteen.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
That ain't my business. Man.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
No, I don't wanna have to come move yo, yo,
But I do.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Hold on? What's running back with you?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Say? I said I don't want to have to move, yo.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
See that. Now let me what You're gonna come move
my I want hey, matter of fact, come yes, come on,
come move three sixteen, three sixteen. I had a free
for you. Come on, man, come on, come move my man.
Come on two ten sided, come on, move yet all
kind of going on the world with numbers. They've got
three hundred sixty five days. Deal with this. I mean
(04:49):
it works.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
You want.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
I'm on my nine to five and you come at
me bout three sixteen. I'm gonna move somebody. That's all
I got to say. Man, It's gonna be you before
I Before I deal with you that I'm gonna get
at least now even giving you my number day.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Hey man, I'm just trying to tell you I have
to stay under them numbers, man, I have to. I'm
superstitious like that. I know, I know everybody ain't like that,
but I just happen to be like that. You don't say.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Nobody ain't like that, man, I ain't got time to
be dealing. Really, everybody ain't got time to sit up
listen like this.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Man.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
You look up the Christian other than I've been out
this job looking for what appartment numbers did they give you?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
They gave me like three twenty nine or something like that.
I don't. I can't stay there, man.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
That's why I'm ana meet you, a man, meet me
at three twenty nine, six o'clock tonight. How goot them numbers?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Okay, okay, So how about these numbers right here? A
seven seven twenty nine, Steve?
Speaker 3 (05:41):
What this means?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
A seven seven twenty.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Nine Steve eight seven seven twenty nine.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Ce. You ain't never heard that number before.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
It's fun for me.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
That's the number to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Because
this is nephew Tommy, and you just got pranked by
your coworker, limbo ivy make that.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
It's it's times crazy as hell. I'm believe it for hers.
Hadn't rolling got me about to take off and go
to Lisa off and college height.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Now, who you.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Say, got enough?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
You got a coworker?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
N ain't Linda, Linda. Ain't this about numbers coming from Linda?
Right now? I wonder nobody, man, she takes so long
she puts you out? Man, God, yeah, I hadn't going though.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Man, Hey, Dale, I got one more thing, ask man,
d you at work for real? Ain't you?
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Hey, man, what's the bad radio show in the land? Man?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
The Steve brother Morning Show?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
All right, Man, get back to work. Man, your phone
off the hook over there?
Speaker 3 (06:48):
All right?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
And there you have it. Three sixteen. It is three sixteen. Yeah,
apartment is doing all that?
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
You know it's the number I got to be at
all right?
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Nah, that's that's one. Still gonna have to be there,
ain't nobody over, Thanks nobody, You're still gonna have to
be there.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
That's just a desire of yours. Well, how about June nineteen.
That's a good number. June nineteen, June nineteenth, comedy celebration
Bubba Douve, Melaniko Manjo Donel Rollins. We got JJ Williamson
Earthquake in the building hosted by Yours truly and the
legend himself, D. L. Hugley would be in the building
that is in Fort Worth, Texas Dickey's Arena, and it's
(07:37):
all going down celebration Thursday, June nineteenth, and tickets are
on sale right now. It's an all white of fans,
so make sure you get your tickets and then we're
gonna slide over to my next date that is Saturday,
July twenty six, Cadence Bank Arena, Tupelo, Mississippi. Blues in comedy.
That's Dukes and Boots. Dukes and Boots. It's a farewell
tour for Sir Charles Jones and Tigers Drowne sale at
(08:00):
all Ticketmaster outlets. And it is also an all white affair. Okay,
all right, that's what we're doing now. This is the
one I'm getting really excited about. Greeks and Grapes. Now,
you don't have to be Greek to come, but Greeks
and Grapes a napple of fair.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
It is music.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
It's a music and Comedy Festival and you do not
want to miss it August seventy through the tenth Meritage
Resort and spot Greeks and Grapes Baby, So all you
noops out there, y'all got to come represent because Tom
we're gonna be in the bell and showing out. So
tickets are on sale right now.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
I'm coming, ok, yeah, win and joking. We just getting started,
So go to Greeks and Grapes dot com Greeks and
Grapes dot com and you're ready. You don't want to
miss this one. This is the first one and we're
jumping it off.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
You're listening
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Morning show
I got apartment three sixteen, apartment three sixteen. I have
to stay in apartment three sixteen, So I got to
get this person out of there because that's the number
that I stay at. I stay in three sixteen. Do
you understand what I'm saying when I'm in the field,
you yes, yes, And that seems to be a problem
(00:20):
with this person. So let's see what we can do.
Let's see we can get them out of three sixteen.
I need three sixteen. Let's go cant doup.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Hello, hollo, I'm trying to reach deal. Yeah, this is deal,
hew you deal? How you doing? Man? My name is Bond.
Dude you live in to make sure I got the
right dude, Man, you living board right apartments? Yeah? I
live going on, okay, you live in an apartment of
three sixteen, right, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
It's something I need to be worried.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I was going on with my fuck no, no, no,
everything cool with your apartment? Man, I got your number
from lady to your at the least in office regarding thirsty,
wasn't I what's it? What's in regards to well, actually,
what's from happen is I'm finna moved to court and
what I wanted to do. You know, uh see me
(01:06):
in every apartment I've always had. I've always lived in
apartment three sixteen, and I know you in three sixteen,
so they you know, the girl at the office gaming,
you know, because I don't want to move nowhere else where.
I can't be in room three sixteen. I gotta be
you know. It's just real superstitious, I know, but I
kind of got to have a party. Hold on you.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Say your name Vaughn.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Yeah, yeah, I'm going right Vaughn.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
And who gave you my number again?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
One of the ladies at the least in office when
I was over there.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Who was it?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I can't really remember her name?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Man, little man, hey, well listen, cut to i'mna tell
you like this, man, don't call you for nothing like that. Man, Now,
I ain't moving out of my apartment. Man, I've been
staying there for four years. When I moved out of
the apartment, I moved in the house. You understand all
this got going with you? Which is whatever it is
you three sixteen, you won three two. That's on you.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Man. It ain't want while I got to stay in
three sixteen.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Man.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
See, that's what I'm trying to say, I don't find
the least, so I'm stuck with it. I got to
get that apartment. So I said, I'm gonna try to
tell you would you like to which other apartment would
you like to move to? And I only get them
to move your stuff all the time over than nothing.
Ain't nothing moving.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
I'm saying, gonna moves the numbers. You can add them up,
divide them, do whatever you want to them. But I
ain't moving. So you're gonna have to get that to
your head. Man. And really, I'm because I don't know
gave you my number was like this, I mean, working
called me because I don't even know no vun.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
No, no, you don't know me. Dog. I asked them
who was in three sixteen?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
They told me it ain't none of your business going
three sixteen.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Man, Hey listen, man, I'm trying to do this as
respectful as possible. You know, like I said, I really
can't function unless I'm living in apartment.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Just restuct me then doing disrespect for them, because I'm
gonna show you do this. You called me with like this,
I don't get a favorite now, don't care if there
was your favorite scripture?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Okay, with like that man, Team nine, You're gonna make
this hard, okay, So let me let me tell you
this to you. And I already told the lady I
want to be in three sixteen. She told me I
needed to deal with Dell. Now I'm trying to deal
with you in a polite way, okay, because like I say,
I can't function, man, unless I'm in an apartment three sixteen,
I can't. I can't even get them go to work.
I cannot function, Okay, I have to have that apartment number, dude.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Right, So it sounds like you've got a problem on
your hands. Man, whatever your pride is, that's your problem.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Ain't got to do with me. Coll know like that.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Like I say, I've been staying in three sixteen, I'm
gonna stay in three sixteen till I moved to a house.
You need to find something else to do. And really
I'm starting. They gave you my number.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
To call me with.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
I can't believe.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Like the way you're talking to you. Talking to me first,
what you come at.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Me with this, come at me with a number that
looks like you man three sixteen.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
What excuse me, doog? But you're saying you out of me.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
With this I tell you what, man, come at me
to come at my problem that you gonna see it? Man,
you understand what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Hey man, I'm trying to handle this respectably. Man, Okay,
all right, I'm trying to do. Listen to me. I'm
trying to tell you, Hones, the dog I cannot function
outside of them three numbers. I have to live in
an apartment three sixteen.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
That ain't my business. Man.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
No, I don't wanna have to come move yo, yo,
But I do.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Hold on? What's running back with you?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Say? I said I don't want to have to move, yo.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
See that. Now let me what You're gonna come move
my I want hey, matter of fact, come yes, come on,
come move three sixteen, three sixteen. I had a free
for you. Come on, man, come on, come move my man.
Come on two ten sided, come on, move yet all
kind of going on the world with numbers. They've got
three hundred sixty five days. Deal with this. I mean
(04:49):
it works.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
You want.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
I'm on my nine to five and you come at
me bout three sixteen. I'm gonna move somebody. That's all
I got to say. Man, It's gonna be you before
I Before I deal with you that I'm gonna get
at least now even giving you my number day.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Hey man, I'm just trying to tell you I have
to stay under them numbers, man, I have to. I'm
superstitious like that. I know, I know everybody ain't like that,
but I just happen to be like that. You don't say.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Nobody ain't like that, man, I ain't got time to
be dealing. Really, everybody ain't got time to sit up
listen like this.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Man.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
You look up the Christian other than I've been out
this job looking for what appartment numbers did they give you?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
They gave me like three twenty nine or something like that.
I don't. I can't stay there, man.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
That's why I'm ana meet you, a man, meet me
at three twenty nine, six o'clock tonight. How goot them numbers?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Okay, okay, So how about these numbers right here? A
seven seven twenty nine, Steve?
Speaker 3 (05:41):
What this means?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
A seven seven twenty.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Nine Steve eight seven seven twenty nine.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Ce. You ain't never heard that number before.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
It's fun for me.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
That's the number to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Because
this is nephew Tommy, and you just got pranked by
your coworker, limbo ivy make that.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
It's it's times crazy as hell. I'm believe it for hers.
Hadn't rolling got me about to take off and go
to Lisa off and college height.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Now, who you.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Say, got enough?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
You got a coworker?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
N ain't Linda, Linda. Ain't this about numbers coming from Linda?
Right now? I wonder nobody, man, she takes so long
she puts you out? Man, God, yeah, I hadn't going though.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Man, Hey, Dale, I got one more thing, ask man,
d you at work for real? Ain't you?
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Hey, man, what's the bad radio show in the land? Man?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
The Steve brother Morning Show?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
All right, Man, get back to work. Man, your phone
off the hook over there?
Speaker 3 (06:48):
All right?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
And there you have it. Three sixteen. It is three sixteen. Yeah,
apartment is doing all that?
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
You know it's the number I got to be at
all right?
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Nah, that's that's one. Still gonna have to be there,
ain't nobody over, Thanks nobody, You're still gonna have to
be there.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
That's just a desire of yours. Well, how about June nineteen.
That's a good number. June nineteen, June nineteenth, comedy celebration
Bubba Douve, Melaniko Manjo Donel Rollins. We got JJ Williamson
Earthquake in the building hosted by Yours truly and the
legend himself, D. L. Hugley would be in the building
that is in Fort Worth, Texas Dickey's Arena, and it's
(07:37):
all going down celebration Thursday, June nineteenth, and tickets are
on sale right now. It's an all white of fans,
so make sure you get your tickets and then we're
gonna slide over to my next date that is Saturday,
July twenty six, Cadence Bank Arena, Tupelo, Mississippi. Blues in comedy.
That's Dukes and Boots. Dukes and Boots. It's a farewell
tour for Sir Charles Jones and Tigers Drowne sale at
(08:00):
all Ticketmaster outlets. And it is also an all white affair. Okay,
all right, that's what we're doing now. This is the
one I'm getting really excited about. Greeks and Grapes. Now,
you don't have to be Greek to come, but Greeks
and Grapes a napple of fair.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
It is music.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
It's a music and Comedy Festival and you do not
want to miss it August seventy through the tenth Meritage
Resort and spot Greeks and Grapes Baby, So all you
noops out there, y'all got to come represent because Tom
we're gonna be in the bell and showing out. So
tickets are on sale right now.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
I'm coming, ok, yeah, win and joking. We just getting started,
So go to Greeks and Grapes dot com Greeks and
Grapes dot com and you're ready. You don't want to
miss this one. This is the first one and we're
jumping it off.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
You're listening
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Morning show
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