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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What you got for us now? But surely you know
it's tax time. You do know that it's tax time.
Everybody every trying, everybody trying to get this stuff together.
So right here, this this.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Plank right here is can I claim your kid?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Can I claim your kid? You know?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
This just to help me on my taxes a little bit,
you know, trying to claim your kid. That's all I
need is little just one of your kids, that's all.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Just one of them.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Yeah yeah, let me yeah, let me claim one of them. Man,
trying to offset my taxes a little bit, that's all.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
That's all we all. It takes a village, you know
what I mean, what do you call the taxes? It
really does. It takes a bit. We got four days.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Come on home next, Yes, can I claim your your kid?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Let's go, get dog, let's go, let's goot.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Hello, I'm trying to reach out Devn Devin. This is
hey Devin. How you doing?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Man?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
My name is Curtis Man, Curtis. I was trying to
reach out to you. You your your son, uh he
plays basketball with my nephew. Man, your son is the
one that's on the on the Blazers little league basketball team.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Right, yeah, yeah, he plays for Blazers. Everything all right, yeah, yeah, yea.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Yeah yeah yeah, everything good.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Man. You know they got a game Saturday and everything.
I've seen you a couple of times man at the game.
I don't know if you remember me, Man, light skinned brother,
about about six foot.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Yeah, I probably met you up probably mess you know,
i'd be so intense to the games. But yeah, what's
what's going on?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Well, actually, man, I wanted to high at you about
about your son.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Man, are you are you? Are you working right now?
Are you currently working?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Am I am I working? Like? Yeah, I am working?
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Actually, I mean I mean I mean you have a
a steady job, is what I'm asking.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
I mean, yeah, what you what you get in that though?
Like you know, I thought you were calling about the
basketball team, like uniforms. I know, we got a game Saturday.
You know sometime they want donations, sneakers and all that,
like you know, no.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
No, no, no, no, no, what I was asking?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
So, so, I mean you you got a regular nine
to five job you go to all the time.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Yeah, I got a nine to five I mean, things
is kind of crazy, but I was just kind of short.
But you know, I still I still work. I mean,
while was going on, you need a job.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
So no, no, no, I'm just checking. Man.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
See what I wanted to get at you about, Man,
is seeing are you gonna are you gonna.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Clean your son uh on your income tax this year?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Hold on, bro, now you said, am I going to
clean my son on my taxes this year?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Right?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
I mean, like you know, as a dependent, So you
asked me some real personal questions. Now you know, like
you the guy that you just said, you you know
me from the basketball team that my son play on
basis you know, and now you don't jump from the
Blazers to do I clean my son on my taxes?
And do I have a study in come? I mean,
(03:01):
like you know, yeah, I got I gotta steady, ain't coming.
I'm cleaning my flight. What I mean what you're trying to.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Get at Bro? Well we'll see, man, what I was thinking.
You know, I just want to read you've seen like
cool dude when I saw you at the gym. Man,
what I was gonna ask you, bro, is you know
see right now, Man, when I get through with my
taxi and stuff, I'm gonna have to owe about eight
hundred dollars. But now I see if I clean a
child as my dependent, man, they gonna give me about
(03:28):
twenty two twenty three hundred. You see what I'm saying
and what I wanted to get at you about, man,
is you know you let me clean as my son,
you know, so I can go and get this good money?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Bro? Love bro, Bro, I mean what all do respect?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Bru?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
You're talking about? You want to clean my son on taxes?
Hold on, Bro, I don't even know you you're talking
about You've seen me at my son's basketball game. You
might be the police for all I know. Bro, he
sounds like the police.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
No, no, no, no, it ain't. Ain't nobody gonna come
at your sideways like that. Man, I ain't trying to
come like what I'm trying to say. Man, Now they're
going to hit me off of this eight hundred.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Well see I can get twenty three hundred, Man, I
kick you down two fifty.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
You understand what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Man, everybody coup too sifty? You crazy? Now you sound
like a joke, bro, because now you're insult to me.
You're telling me you want to clean my own for
some where you owe money. I don't even know you.
Food So I can make two point fifty. Bro, I
ain't trying to be on no brother. When I claim
(04:32):
my kids, I'm getting the same exact plight you getting.
I'm getting twenty three hundred two. So what I look
like taking two hundred dollars from I don't know? You
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Okay, but I'm the one stuck over here paying the
eight hundred.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Man, I'm just acting ask you to look out for
a brother. Man, you said lookout, and.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
You know my checking cut from forty hours a week
to thirteen hours a week, and I still got these
little backs to me for joining Michael Jordan. They never
put us down.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
That's why I'm trying to hook you up with two fifty.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Man.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
You don't even see a good thing when it's coming
at you.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Brother, Bro, I don't know what you're talking about. Bro,
No two or fifty. Bro. When I clean these two
little I'm getting twenty three hundred dollars a piece. Bro,
What you think I'm gonna take two fifty for you
for it? I don't even know you like that?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
So, man, you ain't got it. You ain't got a trip.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Man, Then if you was my brother, you my people,
you know maybe we can do a little something. I
can understand that, But brother, you ain't gonna give me
no two fifty when I'm getting the same thing they
offering you twenty three hundred. This comment money, brou So, what.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Is I'm supposed to do? What am I opposed to do? Devin?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Tell me that, I mean, bruh. What you supposed to
do is go hide your seed, clean that little every
year and you'll get what I get for these little
that I'm seeing in clothing every day. That's what you're
gonna have to do. My hour was done, got cut
from forty to fifteen hours a week. I had to
go take me up a little side him, saying you
gotta change your ways. You out there trying to get
(05:52):
me locked up for government scams.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
What I'm trying to do, man, is get this eight
hundred off my back, dog. That's all I'm trying.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Man.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Ain't nobody to try to get no trouble. Man.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
But you're still talking about getting you a honey and
getting me lost up. You got me up. I'm out
here working hard to support my kids.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Man, but I ain't finna city and go through this
with you no more.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Man.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I ain't Finna city and go through this with your normal.
If you're gonna help me with this money or not.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Brib ain't help you with b I see you on Saturday. Bro.
I'm gonna puck you up. Bro, I promise you. Bro.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
I need your son soldier security number right now.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
That's what I need.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Bro. Let me tell you something, Bro.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
What you look like? Bro?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
You said life and he's going about six foot? Bro?
When I see you when I step in that gymnasium, Bro,
I'm on your brother.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
You ain't on that.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
You ain't on Blazers gonna blazing Lakers.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Bruh, you gotta bring that soldier security number.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
I think it's a game. I'm gonna come find.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Them, Okay, cool. I got one more thing I need
to say to you.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
You're lifting to me on my phone, Bro, I don't
even talking to this fool.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
I got one more thing I need to say to you. Man,
Is you listening to me?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Say your last statement? You want on your tombstone? Bro?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
His nephew tie me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You just got prank baby.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
This nephew? Tell me, man, what's up? Debby?
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Who got me out here? Going crazy?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Hey, man, you got hey, do you got a boy
that you work with named.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Crazy?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Put me up to this man, Man.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Keep doing what you're doing. We need good daddies in
the world.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Brother, Hey, one more thing, man, I gotta ask you. You
got to tell me, man, what is the baddest radio
show in the land?
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Man, Steve Morning? Yeah? Crazy, Man, I'm a beat.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
That boy? Did that be doing that boy? Be doing it?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
During a Sunday night at the break at the Reil
improv Ai right outside of Los Angeles. The Nephew is
coming to town. Tickets selling like crazy, and the Nephew
is coming and we're gonna have fun Sunday night.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Don't worry about Monday. Don't worry about trying to go to.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Work on Monday and me being at work, and don't
don't pressure yourself with all that. Our goal is to
have fun Sunday night at the Braill improv We're gonna
have a house party. We're gonna have jokes a little.
I got friends coming with me. It's sppened to be
ignorant and stupid and then laying in the cut, I'd
be ignorant to following Saturday, right before Easter in Jacksonville, Florida,
(08:33):
Duke ball Easter weekend.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Man, what what?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Stupid on stupid just be moving around on the weekend.
Y'all don't even know it sometimes, all right, as Charlotte,
North Carolina and Charlotte, what the lady told y'all crowd
Speaker 1 (08:47):
You're listening, Harvey Morning Show,
What you got for us now? But surely you know
it's tax time. You do know that it's tax time.
Everybody every trying, everybody trying to get this stuff together.
So right here, this this.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Plank right here is can I claim your kid?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Can I claim your kid? You know?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
This just to help me on my taxes a little bit,
you know, trying to claim your kid. That's all I
need is little just one of your kids, that's all.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Just one of them.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Yeah yeah, let me yeah, let me claim one of them. Man,
trying to offset my taxes a little bit, that's all.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
That's all we all. It takes a village, you know
what I mean, what do you call the taxes? It
really does. It takes a bit. We got four days.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Come on home next, Yes, can I claim your your kid?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Let's go, get dog, let's go, let's goot.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Hello, I'm trying to reach out Devn Devin. This is
hey Devin. How you doing?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Man?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
My name is Curtis Man, Curtis. I was trying to
reach out to you. You your your son, uh he
plays basketball with my nephew. Man, your son is the
one that's on the on the Blazers little league basketball team.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Right, yeah, yeah, he plays for Blazers. Everything all right, yeah, yeah, yea.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Yeah yeah yeah, everything good.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Man. You know they got a game Saturday and everything.
I've seen you a couple of times man at the game.
I don't know if you remember me, Man, light skinned brother,
about about six foot.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Yeah, I probably met you up probably mess you know,
i'd be so intense to the games. But yeah, what's
what's going on?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Well, actually, man, I wanted to high at you about
about your son.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Man, are you are you? Are you working right now?
Are you currently working?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Am I am I working? Like? Yeah, I am working?
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Actually, I mean I mean I mean you have a
a steady job, is what I'm asking.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
I mean, yeah, what you what you get in that though?
Like you know, I thought you were calling about the
basketball team, like uniforms. I know, we got a game Saturday.
You know sometime they want donations, sneakers and all that,
like you know, no.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
No, no, no, no, no, what I was asking?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
So, so, I mean you you got a regular nine
to five job you go to all the time.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Yeah, I got a nine to five I mean, things
is kind of crazy, but I was just kind of short.
But you know, I still I still work. I mean,
while was going on, you need a job.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
So no, no, no, I'm just checking. Man.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
See what I wanted to get at you about, Man,
is seeing are you gonna are you gonna.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Clean your son uh on your income tax this year?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Hold on, bro, now you said, am I going to
clean my son on my taxes this year?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Right?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
I mean, like you know, as a dependent, So you
asked me some real personal questions. Now you know, like
you the guy that you just said, you you know
me from the basketball team that my son play on
basis you know, and now you don't jump from the
Blazers to do I clean my son on my taxes?
And do I have a study in come? I mean,
(03:01):
like you know, yeah, I got I gotta steady, ain't coming.
I'm cleaning my flight. What I mean what you're trying to.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Get at Bro? Well we'll see, man, what I was thinking.
You know, I just want to read you've seen like
cool dude when I saw you at the gym. Man,
what I was gonna ask you, bro, is you know
see right now, Man, when I get through with my
taxi and stuff, I'm gonna have to owe about eight
hundred dollars. But now I see if I clean a
child as my dependent, man, they gonna give me about
(03:28):
twenty two twenty three hundred. You see what I'm saying
and what I wanted to get at you about, man,
is you know you let me clean as my son,
you know, so I can go and get this good money?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Bro? Love bro, Bro, I mean what all do respect?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Bru?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
You're talking about? You want to clean my son on taxes?
Hold on, Bro, I don't even know you you're talking
about You've seen me at my son's basketball game. You
might be the police for all I know. Bro, he
sounds like the police.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
No, no, no, no, it ain't. Ain't nobody gonna come
at your sideways like that. Man, I ain't trying to
come like what I'm trying to say. Man, Now they're
going to hit me off of this eight hundred.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Well see I can get twenty three hundred, Man, I
kick you down two fifty.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
You understand what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Man, everybody coup too sifty? You crazy? Now you sound
like a joke, bro, because now you're insult to me.
You're telling me you want to clean my own for
some where you owe money. I don't even know you.
Food So I can make two point fifty. Bro, I
ain't trying to be on no brother. When I claim
(04:32):
my kids, I'm getting the same exact plight you getting.
I'm getting twenty three hundred two. So what I look
like taking two hundred dollars from I don't know? You
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Okay, but I'm the one stuck over here paying the
eight hundred.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Man, I'm just acting ask you to look out for
a brother. Man, you said lookout, and.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
You know my checking cut from forty hours a week
to thirteen hours a week, and I still got these
little backs to me for joining Michael Jordan. They never
put us down.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
That's why I'm trying to hook you up with two fifty.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Man.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
You don't even see a good thing when it's coming
at you.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Brother, Bro, I don't know what you're talking about. Bro,
No two or fifty. Bro. When I clean these two
little I'm getting twenty three hundred dollars a piece. Bro,
What you think I'm gonna take two fifty for you
for it? I don't even know you like that?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
So, man, you ain't got it. You ain't got a trip.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Man, Then if you was my brother, you my people,
you know maybe we can do a little something. I
can understand that, But brother, you ain't gonna give me
no two fifty when I'm getting the same thing they
offering you twenty three hundred. This comment money, brou So, what.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Is I'm supposed to do? What am I opposed to do? Devin?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Tell me that, I mean, bruh. What you supposed to
do is go hide your seed, clean that little every
year and you'll get what I get for these little
that I'm seeing in clothing every day. That's what you're
gonna have to do. My hour was done, got cut
from forty to fifteen hours a week. I had to
go take me up a little side him, saying you
gotta change your ways. You out there trying to get
(05:52):
me locked up for government scams.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
What I'm trying to do, man, is get this eight
hundred off my back, dog. That's all I'm trying.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Man.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Ain't nobody to try to get no trouble. Man.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
But you're still talking about getting you a honey and
getting me lost up. You got me up. I'm out
here working hard to support my kids.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Man, but I ain't finna city and go through this
with you no more.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Man.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I ain't Finna city and go through this with your normal.
If you're gonna help me with this money or not.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Brib ain't help you with b I see you on Saturday. Bro.
I'm gonna puck you up. Bro, I promise you. Bro.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
I need your son soldier security number right now.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
That's what I need.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Bro. Let me tell you something, Bro.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
What you look like? Bro?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
You said life and he's going about six foot? Bro?
When I see you when I step in that gymnasium, Bro,
I'm on your brother.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
You ain't on that.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
You ain't on Blazers gonna blazing Lakers.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Bruh, you gotta bring that soldier security number.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
I think it's a game. I'm gonna come find.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Them, Okay, cool. I got one more thing I need
to say to you.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
You're lifting to me on my phone, Bro, I don't
even talking to this fool.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
I got one more thing I need to say to you. Man,
Is you listening to me?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Say your last statement? You want on your tombstone? Bro?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
His nephew tie me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You just got prank baby.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
This nephew? Tell me, man, what's up? Debby?
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Who got me out here? Going crazy?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Hey, man, you got hey, do you got a boy
that you work with named.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Crazy?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Put me up to this man, Man.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Keep doing what you're doing. We need good daddies in
the world.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Brother, Hey, one more thing, man, I gotta ask you. You
got to tell me, man, what is the baddest radio
show in the land?
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Man, Steve Morning? Yeah? Crazy, Man, I'm a beat.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
That boy? Did that be doing that boy? Be doing it?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
During a Sunday night at the break at the Reil
improv Ai right outside of Los Angeles. The Nephew is
coming to town. Tickets selling like crazy, and the Nephew
is coming and we're gonna have fun Sunday night.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Don't worry about Monday. Don't worry about trying to go to.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Work on Monday and me being at work, and don't
don't pressure yourself with all that. Our goal is to
have fun Sunday night at the Braill improv We're gonna
have a house party. We're gonna have jokes a little.
I got friends coming with me. It's sppened to be
ignorant and stupid and then laying in the cut, I'd
be ignorant to following Saturday, right before Easter in Jacksonville, Florida,
(08:33):
Duke ball Easter weekend.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Man, what what?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Stupid on stupid just be moving around on the weekend.
Y'all don't even know it sometimes, all right, as Charlotte,
North Carolina and Charlotte, what the lady told y'all crowd
Speaker 1 (08:47):
You're listening, Harvey Morning Show,
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