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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Nephew, Sureley, We're going down to the church. We got
the issue down now.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Well, you know these people they get in these ministries
and oh they.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Just some of them just take it too fast.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Now, this one right here is the people that work
in the in the parking lot at the church. You know,
they even call themself the parking lot and ministry you know.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
But yeah, yeah, they serving in their ministry all that,
but they're.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Doing a little too much sometime called they are. So
this right here is called church parking lot. Church parking lot.
Let's go catch off. Uh yeah, Brendan. Hey, I'm trying
to reach you. How you doing, uh Britton? I want
to make sure I got the right person. You the
person that uh you work at the at the first
(00:47):
of all, I go to uh my name, my name Calvin,
got brother Calvin. But I go to uh sat Missionary
Baptist Church where you yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
So yeah, so everything.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
All right, everything's fine.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Well, I got a little issue and I'm trying to
get to the bottom of it.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Now.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
You work in the before service start, you work in
the parking lot on yeah, yeah, and you tell people
where the parking stuff right right right?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
What you looking for? Some employment. You want to you
want to join us?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
No, no, no, to see the issue I got, man,
I've been dealing with this probably about the last two
months now that okay, hold on, I'm trying to tell you.
So the problem is when I come to the church
last couple of months, man, I've been I've been coming
like my my my, my regular.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Card and broke down on me.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
So I had I got an old van that I've
been Yeah, yeah, you know, I got a old van
and I've been using to get around in. So now
for the last two months, I've been riding in it
when I come into the church. You know you and
I find out who you were, but you keep sending
me to the back of the parking lot. And then
but you know I noticed, now, no brother, not on
(02:00):
the real so you sending me to the back, and
I'm noticing when I see cars that's like two thy
teen twenty fifteen cars.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Well, brother, well listen, we don't have no set place
where we put model car. You know, I just I
just direct the traffic.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Brother, Okay, So so you're trying to tell me for
the last two months, you just direct traffic, but you
got but you directed me to the back every time,
but a car behind me or a car in front
of me, it'll be going to the front.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
No where you're getting this information from me.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I didn't seen you man send people to the front
to park. I haven't seen you do no.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
No, I just I just put you know, the bigger
vehicles in the in the back, and uh certain you
know that we it's really no schedule. If you come in,
I just I just direct you to the right of
the left. It's really nothing to it.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Really, So you're not trying to say so my my
band being raggedy.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
It ain't the reason why I'm.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Be No, no, no, no, no, no, that's not about now. Okay, well,
I'm sorry you feel that way. I mean, so I
guess this Sunday.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Let me let me I'm gonna tell you about this Sunday, Michael,
make sure. No, no, let me tell you right now
when my van pull up there Sunday. I'm gonna tell
you right now, if I get sent to the back,
I'm gonna tell you right now, it's gonna be Now,
it's gonna be a problem if I get sent to
the back.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
You know now, you don't have to cut from just
this calm down, it's not it's not that serious.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
No, it is that serious. See what already know. I
know I got a ragged van. I know that.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I know that, but I don't see that's the reason
why I'm getting sent to the back. And I know
it because the car I had before y'all was sending
me up front.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
So I already know. I'm just saying.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I'm telling you right now, Brendy, I'm telling you right now,
it's gonna be a problem if I get sent to
the back.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Brother, you just singled me out.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
And no, no, did you know I didn't single you out?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
You you are the person that has been sending me
to the back.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Dude, No, No, I haven't.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Hey, man, why you keep why are you sending why
accusing me of im? Thank because I didn't seen it?
Speaker 3 (04:03):
No you are. You're calling me. You're calling me out
of the blue, and you accuse me of something that
I'm not doing.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
You have sent my ragged band to the back. You
didn't done it. You didn't done it two months straight, Brendan,
you have done having Yes, you know I have. You
send all the predators up front, that's what you're doing.
But I tell you what comes Sunday, gonna build Crowder.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Now you're threatened me. I mean now now listen, we
we we can meet up at it. We can meet
up there before any cars get there. How about that.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
I don't care how you want to do it, Brendon.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
You actually do know how you want to do it,
So bring it then.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Okay, I'm letting you know my car, Yeah, my vand
gonna build come.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Get bent get band. It's me and you. How about
that you want you and you want to talk tough
tony stuff?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Oh okay, so you are you sweating all up? Now?
All right?
Speaker 3 (04:48):
So now like you already did so, I guess I'm matching.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Okay, well, no prouble. I'm going to call.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Listen, brother, brother, listen, You're not gonna call my phone
and threaten me and tell me what you what you
think I did when I didn't do It's.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
What I know, Brendy, it's what I know. Okay, you
didn't you didn't see where you at right now? Okay,
you know you know work, you know. I'll tell you
what you are right now, come Sonny, that's yours.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Damn brend No, no, no, no, no, no, no about
what you're doing right now.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
What you mean what I'm doing right now? I'm at
work right now?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Oh oh oh, so you you at work calling me
about some bull parking spot.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Oh okay, oh look at the cussing Christian.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Now look at you. No, look at the cuss No, no, no, no,
matter of fact you. Okay, if you want to do something,
let's do it now, parking lot. I don't, I don't care.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
We'll be at okay. Okay.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
That's one thing you're not gonna do is disrespect me.
I'm telling you that right now. Brother, Calvin, you bring,
I'm gonna fold you like a wet piece of paper.
You don't know who you're with. Okay. I didn't been
locked up six seven years. I'm just in the church
trying and get my life together. And you said you're
just gonna talk to me. You got another thing coming, brother,
I'm gonna tell you that right now. So if you
(05:59):
want to get it on, meet me in the parking
lot right now. I give you an hour to get
there your piece tonight.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Now you're trying to scare me with your with your background.
It is you're trying to scare me with your background
or something like EVI. Then you I ain't know you
had been in jail with the wrong one. I'm just
gonna say this. Do you know, Lester that that also
he also had a cars parking.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Would you by yourself out of this you're talking about?
I know Lester?
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Okay, okay, Leicester is the person to tell me to
call you. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby
Morning Brenda, your boy Lester in the parking lot, got
me the front from the car.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
I brought the lockdown out there? You man?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Did I bring the lockdown out there?
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Strangle Lester?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Got me out here talking recklessly cast this week.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Hanging in there, bro, and then do this for me. Man,
tell me this. What is the baddest and I mean
the baddest radio show in.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
The last man, Steve Harvey Radio.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Man, Hey, man, if you see somebody's Sunday pull up
in a van, show them some love, baby, show them
some love.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
I might have to call out this week.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Man.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
My heart can't teach you.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I go out to the parking lot Ministry. What up
to all of y'all at the churches the parking lot Ministry?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Yeah, y'all doing good work. Tommy, just playing with you
I the.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Nephew would be Louisville, Kentucky, this weekend Friday Saturday Sunday.
One show Friday to Saturday, two Sunday. The Nephew is
coming to town. Stupid is on the way, Ignorance is here.
Memorial Day weekend and you do not want to miss it.
Higgas are down sail that now. I'm about to be
as stupid as Oh my god, You're not gonna believe it.
(07:58):
You're not gonna do way more stupid and panties and
pop soules. More stupid than that.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
I create a business, you know. I will ducks and drawl.
We say, ducks and draw what they have none to
do each other? What you gonna tell? Come on, oh man,
hula hoops.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
And perfect and whigs, Hula hoops and whigs. You're gonna
shake it no matter what.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
You know what I'm saying. You're crazy.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
I'm about the house before man, come on out, Little Bulle,
Kentucky comes to your boy. The Nephew will be there
all weekend long, all week and long. I'm having fun.
I'm being stupid. You're gonna get your party on. You
get your lab phone, and we are going to enjoy
I was sall, I said it, and I ain't taking
none of it back.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
All right, all right, nephew, thank you you're listening.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Steve Harvey Morning Show
Nephew, Sureley, We're going down to the church. We got
the issue down now.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Well, you know these people they get in these ministries
and oh they.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Just some of them just take it too fast.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Now, this one right here is the people that work
in the in the parking lot at the church. You know,
they even call themself the parking lot and ministry you know.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
But yeah, yeah, they serving in their ministry all that,
but they're.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Doing a little too much sometime called they are. So
this right here is called church parking lot. Church parking lot.
Let's go catch off. Uh yeah, Brendan. Hey, I'm trying
to reach you. How you doing, uh Britton? I want
to make sure I got the right person. You the
person that uh you work at the at the first
(00:47):
of all, I go to uh my name, my name Calvin,
got brother Calvin. But I go to uh sat Missionary
Baptist Church where you yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
So yeah, so everything.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
All right, everything's fine.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Well, I got a little issue and I'm trying to
get to the bottom of it.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Now.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
You work in the before service start, you work in
the parking lot on yeah, yeah, and you tell people
where the parking stuff right right right?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
What you looking for? Some employment. You want to you
want to join us?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
No, no, no, to see the issue I got, man,
I've been dealing with this probably about the last two
months now that okay, hold on, I'm trying to tell you.
So the problem is when I come to the church
last couple of months, man, I've been I've been coming
like my my my, my regular.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Card and broke down on me.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
So I had I got an old van that I've
been Yeah, yeah, you know, I got a old van
and I've been using to get around in. So now
for the last two months, I've been riding in it
when I come into the church. You know you and
I find out who you were, but you keep sending
me to the back of the parking lot. And then
but you know I noticed, now, no brother, not on
(02:00):
the real so you sending me to the back, and
I'm noticing when I see cars that's like two thy
teen twenty fifteen cars.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Well, brother, well listen, we don't have no set place
where we put model car. You know, I just I
just direct the traffic.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Brother, Okay, So so you're trying to tell me for
the last two months, you just direct traffic, but you
got but you directed me to the back every time,
but a car behind me or a car in front
of me, it'll be going to the front.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
No where you're getting this information from me.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I didn't seen you man send people to the front
to park. I haven't seen you do no.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
No, I just I just put you know, the bigger
vehicles in the in the back, and uh certain you
know that we it's really no schedule. If you come in,
I just I just direct you to the right of
the left. It's really nothing to it.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Really, So you're not trying to say so my my
band being raggedy.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
It ain't the reason why I'm.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Be No, no, no, no, no, no, that's not about now. Okay, well,
I'm sorry you feel that way. I mean, so I
guess this Sunday.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Let me let me I'm gonna tell you about this Sunday, Michael,
make sure. No, no, let me tell you right now
when my van pull up there Sunday. I'm gonna tell
you right now, if I get sent to the back,
I'm gonna tell you right now, it's gonna be Now,
it's gonna be a problem if I get sent to
the back.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
You know now, you don't have to cut from just
this calm down, it's not it's not that serious.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
No, it is that serious. See what already know. I
know I got a ragged van. I know that.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I know that, but I don't see that's the reason
why I'm getting sent to the back. And I know
it because the car I had before y'all was sending
me up front.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
So I already know. I'm just saying.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I'm telling you right now, Brendy, I'm telling you right now,
it's gonna be a problem if I get sent to
the back.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Brother, you just singled me out.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
And no, no, did you know I didn't single you out?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
You you are the person that has been sending me
to the back.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Dude, No, No, I haven't.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Hey, man, why you keep why are you sending why
accusing me of im? Thank because I didn't seen it?
Speaker 3 (04:03):
No you are. You're calling me. You're calling me out
of the blue, and you accuse me of something that
I'm not doing.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
You have sent my ragged band to the back. You
didn't done it. You didn't done it two months straight, Brendan,
you have done having Yes, you know I have. You
send all the predators up front, that's what you're doing.
But I tell you what comes Sunday, gonna build Crowder.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Now you're threatened me. I mean now now listen, we
we we can meet up at it. We can meet
up there before any cars get there. How about that.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
I don't care how you want to do it, Brendon.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
You actually do know how you want to do it,
So bring it then.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Okay, I'm letting you know my car, Yeah, my vand
gonna build come.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Get bent get band. It's me and you. How about
that you want you and you want to talk tough
tony stuff?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Oh okay, so you are you sweating all up? Now?
All right?
Speaker 3 (04:48):
So now like you already did so, I guess I'm matching.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Okay, well, no prouble. I'm going to call.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Listen, brother, brother, listen, You're not gonna call my phone
and threaten me and tell me what you what you
think I did when I didn't do It's.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
What I know, Brendy, it's what I know. Okay, you
didn't you didn't see where you at right now? Okay,
you know you know work, you know. I'll tell you
what you are right now, come Sonny, that's yours.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Damn brend No, no, no, no, no, no, no about
what you're doing right now.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
What you mean what I'm doing right now? I'm at
work right now?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Oh oh oh, so you you at work calling me
about some bull parking spot.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Oh okay, oh look at the cussing Christian.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Now look at you. No, look at the cuss No, no, no, no,
matter of fact you. Okay, if you want to do something,
let's do it now, parking lot. I don't, I don't care.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
We'll be at okay. Okay.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
That's one thing you're not gonna do is disrespect me.
I'm telling you that right now. Brother, Calvin, you bring,
I'm gonna fold you like a wet piece of paper.
You don't know who you're with. Okay. I didn't been
locked up six seven years. I'm just in the church
trying and get my life together. And you said you're
just gonna talk to me. You got another thing coming, brother,
I'm gonna tell you that right now. So if you
(05:59):
want to get it on, meet me in the parking
lot right now. I give you an hour to get
there your piece tonight.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Now you're trying to scare me with your with your background.
It is you're trying to scare me with your background
or something like EVI. Then you I ain't know you
had been in jail with the wrong one. I'm just
gonna say this. Do you know, Lester that that also
he also had a cars parking.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Would you by yourself out of this you're talking about?
I know Lester?
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Okay, okay, Leicester is the person to tell me to
call you. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby
Morning Brenda, your boy Lester in the parking lot, got
me the front from the car.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
I brought the lockdown out there? You man?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Did I bring the lockdown out there?
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Strangle Lester?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Got me out here talking recklessly cast this week.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Hanging in there, bro, and then do this for me. Man,
tell me this. What is the baddest and I mean
the baddest radio show in.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
The last man, Steve Harvey Radio.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Man, Hey, man, if you see somebody's Sunday pull up
in a van, show them some love, baby, show them
some love.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
I might have to call out this week.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Man.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
My heart can't teach you.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I go out to the parking lot Ministry. What up
to all of y'all at the churches the parking lot Ministry?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Yeah, y'all doing good work. Tommy, just playing with you
I the.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Nephew would be Louisville, Kentucky, this weekend Friday Saturday Sunday.
One show Friday to Saturday, two Sunday. The Nephew is
coming to town. Stupid is on the way, Ignorance is here.
Memorial Day weekend and you do not want to miss it.
Higgas are down sail that now. I'm about to be
as stupid as Oh my god, You're not gonna believe it.
(07:58):
You're not gonna do way more stupid and panties and
pop soules. More stupid than that.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
I create a business, you know. I will ducks and drawl.
We say, ducks and draw what they have none to
do each other? What you gonna tell? Come on, oh man,
hula hoops.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
And perfect and whigs, Hula hoops and whigs. You're gonna
shake it no matter what.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
You know what I'm saying. You're crazy.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
I'm about the house before man, come on out, Little Bulle,
Kentucky comes to your boy. The Nephew will be there
all weekend long, all week and long. I'm having fun.
I'm being stupid. You're gonna get your party on. You
get your lab phone, and we are going to enjoy
I was sall, I said it, and I ain't taking
none of it back.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
All right, all right, nephew, thank you you're listening.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Steve Harvey Morning Show
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