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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Right now, it is the nephew and time for today's
prank phone call. What you got for is nest I'm
about to hurt your feelings this morning, y'all. I'm finna.
I'm gonna make you feel something this morning. All right,
I'm gonna make you feel it this morning.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Yeah, Yeah, we're gonna go deep. Yeah, you're gonna. Let
me put it this way. You're gonna your heart, your heart,
You're gonna grab your chest, you know what I mean.
It's a it's one of those. This right here is
Condom Cleanness, Condom Cleaners. You're gonna grab your heart. Yes, yes,
we on heart strings this morning, y'all. That's where we're at. Okay,
(00:35):
And did I cross the line? I did? I did,
and I got crossed it. If you do, say so yourself.
You had got the reaction I wanted walked away with
a great prank. Yes, I did. I crossed the line.
So here it is, You're gonna feel it. Let's go,
cat dog.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
That's a shame.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
How you doing. I'm I'm Brad from Quality Cleaners. I'm
the manager over here. Uh huh, listen, did you bring
some clothes in this morning. Uh.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
No, I didn't bring anything into you this morning.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Okay, Well, listen, we got an order that was dropped
off this morning.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Here.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Uh it's a couple of suits, uh, some business shirts
and a few other things. But there's actually been some
articles actually left in the clothing.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
So my husband probably brought that down.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Okay, Well he dropped it off this morning. It was
dropped off like around seven this morning. But we got
it's got let's work it like about a hundred bucks
cash in the pocket. There's a couple of business cards. Uh,
there's there's a cup link here. I looked all over.
It's only one cup link and then there's two condoms
in here. So I wanted to see if you guys
wanted me to put this in a plastic bag or
(01:51):
something and have it have it for.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Can you repeat what was left in there? Again?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Well, like I said, we got a uh it's like
right out one hundred maybe hundred and five bucks of cash. Uh.
There's a business card from an insurance company. There's another
business card for uh what is this? This is? Uh?
What else was left right roight? I'm trying to tell
you about all the business cards I don't.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
I'm not interested in the business card because you said
something else.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Okay, No, there's a coupling that we can't and we
can't find the other coupling if it's here. We look
all over the bag to see if we can find it,
but we don't see that either.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
What what else is in this pocket?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Like I said, you got you got one hundred dollars
in here?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
There's some No, no, no, no, you have said something
to me.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
There's yes, there's business cards. There's an insurance car for.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Some business cards. You said something.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Else, a coupling. Man, there's a coupling in here that
we can come.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Said something else?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Oh, okay, well the last week. There's two condoms in here.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
What did did you say?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Uh? Like, I said, there's a hundred in here?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Business did you say? Did you say there was some
condoms in there?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
There's two? There's two extra large comms in here. Hello,
I'm here.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
I'm just trying to digest all the stuff that you
had just said that that was in my husband's pocket.
Now you sure that this is my husband, Chris Chris?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Uh? Well, it has uh, I mean maybe you know
the itels, ma'am. This is there's a there's a gray suit.
There's also a solid blue suit.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
That's that sounds that sounds familiar. But I'm not understanding
what you memory? That was some condoms?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
The phone number that the phone number that I called,
the number that's attached to this actual order. So I mean,
this is the number we have on file? Is this
is this his number? Or your home number? Was your sale?
What the number is this?
Speaker 3 (03:53):
This is our house number? I just don't believe you
know what what you're telling me, because we just celebrated
our our anniversary last week and this is what?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
What? What? What? What? I mean? What's what's wrong? Man?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
What's wrong with? First of all, we marry and we
never used condoms, and then you look at calling me
talking about he got condoms left in his suit coat pocket.
I'm not understanding.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
I'm okay, Oh, I know he ain't cheating on me,
well not not, I mean not necessarily. I mean, you
know they could have been there.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Why why he laughed? Kinds in his pocket? That just
don't make any sense. If we marry and we don't
use kindos and want of what do you have kind
of in his pocket?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
I don't know, man, you'd have to talk to Chris
about that one. I guess my main reason is that
you want me to wa wait a minute.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
I wanted to know did you did you clean anything yet?
Did you clean the suit or no?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
We haven't cleaned. I just I just started. I'm talking
stuff and I don't want you.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
I don't want you to clean up things and all
those articles that that you said, I want you to
put it. I want you to I want you to
put everything, including the comers. I want you to put
it in the bag. I want you to put it
in the bag. Don't clean nothing. But if I'm gonna
come up there and I'm gonna pick everything.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Up, Okay, I mean I'll be here all day. Like
I said, my name is Brad, and I'll be here
if you want me to. If you want me to
put him to the side, I won't clean them. I'll
just put him to the side and I leave him
in the same laundry bag he had when he dropped
them all.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
I'm Chris. I don't believe that I ain't gave it.
I'm the good years of my life and he gonna
turn around.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
A cheat on me.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
You make sure you don't clean up thing because I'm
anna serifie all that my damn self. You put all
that in the back. I'm gonna call my job and
let him know I'm not coming in today.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Your mouth slow down. I don't want you to get
to his sterical. I mean, you know you're getting a
little irate, are you? Okay?
Speaker 3 (05:47):
I'm gonna be all right. I am going to be
all right when I get up there. Who Chris is
gonna get up? That's all I got to say. You
make sure you have all that stuff not clean. I
don't want you to clean it. I want you to
put all that other that you said that you found
in his pocket. You put all that in the bad
because Chris is I don't know who do you think
(06:10):
hes okay? Ms?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Timik? Would you like for me to call Chris?
Speaker 3 (06:13):
I don't want you no, no, nook body, I don't
want you to no.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
No man, Wait a minute, wait, wait, wait my next bredd.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
I don't give a damn what your name is. So
I really don't, okay, because Chris is gonna get stuff.
You just put everything in the back side, like I
gotta asked you to. I am on my way down there,
and Chris, no, this ain't going down this way. We
just renewed our vott and matter of fact, don't come
in us coming three and you up there talking about that.
(06:44):
That's what I'm not understanding that I know how to
do my math. Okay, Chris is gonna get okay when
you get home tonight.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Here's here's something else in the pocket too. There's a
note in here, a note.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
What does it day?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Okay, man, you know what? This has gotten way way
out of hand.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
I don't want to and you need to quick come
many a rocket. Would you make that to me now?
A fact? I want that in the bad too. More
evidence I have the better off is gonna be for me.
And i'ma uh what did the note say?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
The note says, this is left you Tommy from the
Steve Harbin Morning Show. Your husband Chris got me to
play pong calls you what.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Oh my god, Chris was going to die tonight. I
was we was gonna have a barbecue in him, Honor.
Do you hear me, Johnny, do you hear me? Oh
my god, Crimps don't to me else.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I'm a guy the radio shows.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
He knowing this show, baby, Steeve far this show, come on,
don't be mad, no be mad about it? Did you
hear boy? Did you hear? You broke our heart? I
know he's not. I know he's not cheating on me.
We just celebrated our anniversary. I just why else? What
cod if they could come in threes? Don't they?
Speaker 2 (08:20):
That brank hurt my feelings?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Yeah you felt you did? Yeah? I felt sorry for myself.
Hell I can't you're laughing and caring out show in
North Carolina. I think I'm gonna add a show on
Sunday Sunday about one o'clock. How about that one o'clock.
Well that see you Tuesday one, four o'clock, seven o'clock.
(08:47):
That's three shows on Sunday. That's what it's gonna be.
We'll see what happens on Monday. But for show one
o'clock on Sunday, start at North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
All right, thank you you you're listening. Steve Harvey Morning
Show s
Right now, it is the nephew and time for today's
prank phone call. What you got for is nest I'm
about to hurt your feelings this morning, y'all. I'm finna.
I'm gonna make you feel something this morning. All right,
I'm gonna make you feel it this morning.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Yeah, Yeah, we're gonna go deep. Yeah, you're gonna. Let
me put it this way. You're gonna your heart, your heart,
You're gonna grab your chest, you know what I mean.
It's a it's one of those. This right here is
Condom Cleanness, Condom Cleaners. You're gonna grab your heart. Yes, yes,
we on heart strings this morning, y'all. That's where we're at. Okay,
(00:35):
And did I cross the line? I did? I did,
and I got crossed it. If you do, say so yourself.
You had got the reaction I wanted walked away with
a great prank. Yes, I did. I crossed the line.
So here it is, You're gonna feel it. Let's go,
cat dog.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
That's a shame.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
How you doing. I'm I'm Brad from Quality Cleaners. I'm
the manager over here. Uh huh, listen, did you bring
some clothes in this morning. Uh.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
No, I didn't bring anything into you this morning.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Okay, Well, listen, we got an order that was dropped
off this morning.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Here.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Uh it's a couple of suits, uh, some business shirts
and a few other things. But there's actually been some
articles actually left in the clothing.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
So my husband probably brought that down.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Okay, Well he dropped it off this morning. It was
dropped off like around seven this morning. But we got
it's got let's work it like about a hundred bucks
cash in the pocket. There's a couple of business cards. Uh,
there's there's a cup link here. I looked all over.
It's only one cup link and then there's two condoms
in here. So I wanted to see if you guys
wanted me to put this in a plastic bag or
(01:51):
something and have it have it for.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Can you repeat what was left in there? Again?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Well, like I said, we got a uh it's like
right out one hundred maybe hundred and five bucks of cash. Uh.
There's a business card from an insurance company. There's another
business card for uh what is this? This is? Uh?
What else was left right roight? I'm trying to tell
you about all the business cards I don't.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
I'm not interested in the business card because you said
something else.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Okay, No, there's a coupling that we can't and we
can't find the other coupling if it's here. We look
all over the bag to see if we can find it,
but we don't see that either.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
What what else is in this pocket?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Like I said, you got you got one hundred dollars
in here?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
There's some No, no, no, no, you have said something
to me.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
There's yes, there's business cards. There's an insurance car for.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Some business cards. You said something.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Else, a coupling. Man, there's a coupling in here that
we can come.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Said something else?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Oh, okay, well the last week. There's two condoms in here.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
What did did you say?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Uh? Like, I said, there's a hundred in here?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Business did you say? Did you say there was some
condoms in there?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
There's two? There's two extra large comms in here. Hello,
I'm here.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
I'm just trying to digest all the stuff that you
had just said that that was in my husband's pocket.
Now you sure that this is my husband, Chris Chris?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Uh? Well, it has uh, I mean maybe you know
the itels, ma'am. This is there's a there's a gray suit.
There's also a solid blue suit.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
That's that sounds that sounds familiar. But I'm not understanding
what you memory? That was some condoms?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
The phone number that the phone number that I called,
the number that's attached to this actual order. So I mean,
this is the number we have on file? Is this
is this his number? Or your home number? Was your sale?
What the number is this?
Speaker 3 (03:53):
This is our house number? I just don't believe you
know what what you're telling me, because we just celebrated
our our anniversary last week and this is what?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
What? What? What? What? I mean? What's what's wrong? Man?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
What's wrong with? First of all, we marry and we
never used condoms, and then you look at calling me
talking about he got condoms left in his suit coat pocket.
I'm not understanding.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
I'm okay, Oh, I know he ain't cheating on me,
well not not, I mean not necessarily. I mean, you
know they could have been there.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Why why he laughed? Kinds in his pocket? That just
don't make any sense. If we marry and we don't
use kindos and want of what do you have kind
of in his pocket?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
I don't know, man, you'd have to talk to Chris
about that one. I guess my main reason is that
you want me to wa wait a minute.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
I wanted to know did you did you clean anything yet?
Did you clean the suit or no?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
We haven't cleaned. I just I just started. I'm talking
stuff and I don't want you.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
I don't want you to clean up things and all
those articles that that you said, I want you to
put it. I want you to I want you to
put everything, including the comers. I want you to put
it in the bag. I want you to put it
in the bag. Don't clean nothing. But if I'm gonna
come up there and I'm gonna pick everything.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Up, Okay, I mean I'll be here all day. Like
I said, my name is Brad, and I'll be here
if you want me to. If you want me to
put him to the side, I won't clean them. I'll
just put him to the side and I leave him
in the same laundry bag he had when he dropped
them all.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
I'm Chris. I don't believe that I ain't gave it.
I'm the good years of my life and he gonna
turn around.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
A cheat on me.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
You make sure you don't clean up thing because I'm
anna serifie all that my damn self. You put all
that in the back. I'm gonna call my job and
let him know I'm not coming in today.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Your mouth slow down. I don't want you to get
to his sterical. I mean, you know you're getting a
little irate, are you? Okay?
Speaker 3 (05:47):
I'm gonna be all right. I am going to be
all right when I get up there. Who Chris is
gonna get up? That's all I got to say. You
make sure you have all that stuff not clean. I
don't want you to clean it. I want you to
put all that other that you said that you found
in his pocket. You put all that in the bad
because Chris is I don't know who do you think
(06:10):
hes okay? Ms?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Timik? Would you like for me to call Chris?
Speaker 3 (06:13):
I don't want you no, no, nook body, I don't
want you to no.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
No man, Wait a minute, wait, wait, wait my next bredd.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
I don't give a damn what your name is. So
I really don't, okay, because Chris is gonna get stuff.
You just put everything in the back side, like I
gotta asked you to. I am on my way down there,
and Chris, no, this ain't going down this way. We
just renewed our vott and matter of fact, don't come
in us coming three and you up there talking about that.
(06:44):
That's what I'm not understanding that I know how to
do my math. Okay, Chris is gonna get okay when
you get home tonight.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Here's here's something else in the pocket too. There's a
note in here, a note.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
What does it day?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Okay, man, you know what? This has gotten way way
out of hand.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
I don't want to and you need to quick come
many a rocket. Would you make that to me now?
A fact? I want that in the bad too. More
evidence I have the better off is gonna be for me.
And i'ma uh what did the note say?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
The note says, this is left you Tommy from the
Steve Harbin Morning Show. Your husband Chris got me to
play pong calls you what.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Oh my god, Chris was going to die tonight. I
was we was gonna have a barbecue in him, Honor.
Do you hear me, Johnny, do you hear me? Oh
my god, Crimps don't to me else.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I'm a guy the radio shows.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
He knowing this show, baby, Steeve far this show, come on,
don't be mad, no be mad about it? Did you
hear boy? Did you hear? You broke our heart? I
know he's not. I know he's not cheating on me.
We just celebrated our anniversary. I just why else? What
cod if they could come in threes? Don't they?
Speaker 2 (08:20):
That brank hurt my feelings?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Yeah you felt you did? Yeah? I felt sorry for myself.
Hell I can't you're laughing and caring out show in
North Carolina. I think I'm gonna add a show on
Sunday Sunday about one o'clock. How about that one o'clock.
Well that see you Tuesday one, four o'clock, seven o'clock.
(08:47):
That's three shows on Sunday. That's what it's gonna be.
We'll see what happens on Monday. But for show one
o'clock on Sunday, start at North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
All right, thank you you you're listening. Steve Harvey Morning
Show s
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