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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What you got for his new Shirley.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
I got house party at Glendas. House party at Glendas. Yeah,
house party. Let's go get though.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Hello, Hello, hey man, y'all need me to bring some
ice over there? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:16):
Man, we can. We can use some ice over here.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Who is hey this lawns man? I was trying to
see if y'all need somebody? What kind of beer should
I bring? Man? Y'all want some beer? Man?
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Everybody over here pretty much do Budwiser? Man, who'd you said?
This was the game?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
This lawns? This launch? Man? I read it to your
wife at the supermarket and she was telling me, y'all was,
you know, getting together? And she told me to, you know,
come on through the bass some time. So I didn't
want to just come through there with IU nothings, you
know what I'm saying. I want to, you know, come
through empty hand and looking disrespectful. Man.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Yeah, yeah, I feel it. Man. We just pretty much
over here just kicking and watching the game.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Man.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
You can you know, some beer, some ice? That'll be good?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Bron Okay, okay, okay, cool man, Well listen, I mean,
I mean people are gonna have I want to make
sure I bring enough stuff.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Yeah, but who you I can't. I can't, man, who'd
you say? This was? Again?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
My name is Lawrence, Man, my name is law I
went to Uh. I went to school with Glinda.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Okay, you went to see what's the school with Glenda? Okay, Lawrence?
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Yeah we went. We went to school together, so you
know we I ain't seen her, like, man, I swear
it's been like fifteen twenty years, you know what I mean? Ironically?
You know, I just got back to town, you know,
two weeks ago, and to you know, running too a classmate.
I was like wow, but but you know, uh, she
invited me. All man, I ain't been nowhere since I
got here. So you know, it's cool just to get
out a little bit. So you know, you say, Bob
(01:29):
wise and I bring somebodyce man, So yeah, we go,
we go. I'm just gonna bring a couple of cases.
That's cool.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Yeah, man, that's that's cool. But you say, Glenda, what
y'all did? Y'all? Y'all went to high school to college?
And what and what what'd you meet her at?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
No, no, Me and me and Glenna went to high
school together. Dog.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Oh, y'all went to high school together.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Yeah, that's back in the day. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Okay, you say what'd you say? You said your name Lawrence?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Yeah, Lawrence Lawrence. Yeah. We went to high school together. Man,
that was you know that. Man, Glenna's still look good? God?
How long y'all been married?
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Have we been married for about sixteen years? Man?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Wow? Wow? Wow? Okay? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, man, you
did good. Man, I had I messed it up, you
know what I mean? But you know it's neither hitting
on that, man, But this is ironic that I ran
into him. Man, So I just appreciated the invite I saw.
I saw Glinda. Man, Yo, Yo, your girl looking good. Man,
I ain't seen it in a long time, you know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Yeah, Yo, man, what do you Let's back up a minute. Man,
what do you mean you you hate? You messed that up?
What do you mean by that?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Well? No, that's no okay, okay, my bad dog. I'm
thinking you familiar with my name. Now. See, Glinda was
Glenna was my high school sweetheart. You know. We dated
from from ninth grade to the twelfth grade. Man. We
went the problem together.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
All right, right, Look all right, man, I see you
know what man, let me see. I don't know. I
don't know what Glinda what she meant by by telling you,
she you could come through the crib bro, but you
you can't come through my house.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Dog.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
I mean I didn't. I didn't have mine back in
the day and she might have had hers, bro, but
you you can't come over my house, dude.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Okay, okay, hol hold hold holdo, holdo.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Man. Now.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Glinda then invited me and I'm coming, don't. I don't
know what what the hostility is, but man, but I'm
I'm coming to the house. You ain't.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
You ain't coming to my house though, Hey.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Dog, listen to me, man, I'm not finished it and
go back and forth with you. I would have ran
into Glenn in the store. Glenna said she you know,
it was good to see me, you know, come through
the night. I say, cool, you know, and she gave
me the number on asking you what else I should
you know? What else I should get? You know? So
I'm I'm calling you saying, hey, man, you want some
ice and some beer. I'm gonna roll through. Man, it's
(03:33):
just a party. Dog. You insecure? What's what's up? No?
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Ain't insecure? Listen listen to me. Dog, I'm I'm gonna
go and get Glinda all in this because right here
don't make sense to me. Dog, What do you mean?
Glenn invited you to the house and I'm telling you
right now you ain't coming to my house. Bro, if
you come to my house, you're gonna get.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
You up holdold? So what you what? You're threatening me?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Now?
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Though? That's what who wish you done? I'm on ft
That's who I am. I remember the first, I'm off first,
I'm the one. She really remembers, you mean you don't
want she really remembers, I'm all first, dog? She mean that?
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Look man, like I said, you bring your pup over
to my house and it's gonna be about twenty Wait nothing,
all right, all my boys over here, we're taking it
all right. You bring you over here. You won't leave.
I promise you that.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
I'll tell you what. Man, I'll be over there because
Gunda the one invited me, and I'm showing up. And
if you start tripping with me, guess what, dog, it's
on And Poppet. One thing I ain't forgot is my
first love and my first love that invited me to
the house, and I can't.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
I can't even deal with that right here, brother, I'm
gonna tell you no. You you obviously you don't spoke
to Glinda. You know where I live. You show your stuff.
I want you to come on. I want you to
come on over and you show up. Like I said,
you shut up and you thing going on. I promise
you that, brother.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
It's whatever then, man, it's whatever.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Right hey, right, look look man, me and my boys
over here, we just waiting on me. We just waiting
on there. All you gotta do is is make the
move all you want to make.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
If I'll tell you what, man, I'm just let me
call Glenda. See I need to call Glinda because see
see see Glennard, let me kick Glinda who you don't
for you, I'm gonna tell you one more time. I
am Glinda's first. I don't give her on the inner
side life. I might be her last her everything.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Must be out his mind. See lord, listen, I got
this park on the phone. Don Rick yo yo.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Don he let me ask you this here.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Man.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
You don't even know where Glinda's spotted at? Do you
do you? What the I know where her spot at?
What the flu are you don what the think this
she is bruh, Hey, man, ain't.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
You bring up here? I want you to show up
in my You call me with this stupid bruh. You're
talking about my girl, My girl. Spot you come. But
I want to see you at the crib right now, Bro,
you seeing your whip right now?
Speaker 3 (05:48):
You drive down to Martin. You know you up.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
You ain't gonna do nothing to me what I said.
You ain't gonna do more.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Do nothing to tell you what. I ain't gonna do
nothing to you. I prompt you bring sob he Bro,
I'm ting. I mean, you're not going home though, you're
not going home whatever.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
I got one more thing I want to say to you,
Is you listen my girl? I got one more thing
I want to say to you, though. Is you listening
to me?
Speaker 4 (06:11):
I'm not listening to you?
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Hey, man, is you listening? Is you listening? Because evidentlly
you ay? Are you listening to me? You want to say,
this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You just got pranked by your wife, Glenda.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
You seem playing man. I'm playing dog kill y'all.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Man.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
I'm so glad this is a joke. Bruh. I'm telling because.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
I gotta ask you, man, I gotta ask you one
more thing though, what is what is the baddest I'm
talking about the baddest radio show in the land, Steve
Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Baby, and there you have it, House Park, Okay, King
of Franks. That boy stupid o'leo Wayne, He's stupid. Real,
this is a joke.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
That boy, that boy, that boy nephew Thomas, that boy
something al for. It's weird, Brail Braill. Did we do it?
Did we do it on Sunday night? Yes? We did.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
We did it straight ignorant, straight stupid, straight k crazy.
The nephew came through California and acted a dog one
food what I did about an hour in our fifteen
hour twenty that boy just think just just.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
State standing at give it non stop. Jacksonville.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Here we come at the Florida field of this coming
Saturday night, this Easter weekend. I'ma man, I'm gonna try
to bring y'all some eggs down there. I want to
have to get the eggs and get everybody egg when
they come in the door. If I can tell, I'm
gonna try to get everybody Easter egg at the Florida Theater.
But anyway, y'all come hang out the Nephew. That's this
Saturday night, Jacksonville, Floda Dude Ball, Nephew Tommy and friends.
(08:05):
It is an evening with Nephew Tommy on Saturday night
in Jacksonville, Florida.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Oh dear, you've caught to get a ticket. Tommy's giving
out Easter.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Eggs at the door, Chilly cookies, snake eggs.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I'm gonna get your egg. Don't worry about it. You
get an egg, all right. I know you ain't talking
about what I think. You are powdered. You're listening Hardy
Morning Show
What you got for his new Shirley.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
I got house party at Glendas. House party at Glendas. Yeah,
house party. Let's go get though.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Hello, Hello, hey man, y'all need me to bring some
ice over there? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:16):
Man, we can. We can use some ice over here.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Who is hey this lawns man? I was trying to
see if y'all need somebody? What kind of beer should
I bring? Man? Y'all want some beer? Man?
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Everybody over here pretty much do Budwiser? Man, who'd you said?
This was the game?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
This lawns? This launch? Man? I read it to your
wife at the supermarket and she was telling me, y'all was,
you know, getting together? And she told me to, you know,
come on through the bass some time. So I didn't
want to just come through there with IU nothings, you
know what I'm saying. I want to, you know, come
through empty hand and looking disrespectful. Man.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Yeah, yeah, I feel it. Man. We just pretty much
over here just kicking and watching the game.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Man.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
You can you know, some beer, some ice? That'll be good?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Bron Okay, okay, okay, cool man, Well listen, I mean,
I mean people are gonna have I want to make
sure I bring enough stuff.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Yeah, but who you I can't. I can't, man, who'd
you say? This was? Again?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
My name is Lawrence, Man, my name is law I
went to Uh. I went to school with Glinda.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Okay, you went to see what's the school with Glenda? Okay, Lawrence?
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Yeah we went. We went to school together, so you
know we I ain't seen her, like, man, I swear
it's been like fifteen twenty years, you know what I mean? Ironically?
You know, I just got back to town, you know,
two weeks ago, and to you know, running too a classmate.
I was like wow, but but you know, uh, she
invited me. All man, I ain't been nowhere since I
got here. So you know, it's cool just to get
out a little bit. So you know, you say, Bob
(01:29):
wise and I bring somebodyce man, So yeah, we go,
we go. I'm just gonna bring a couple of cases.
That's cool.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Yeah, man, that's that's cool. But you say, Glenda, what
y'all did? Y'all? Y'all went to high school to college?
And what and what what'd you meet her at?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
No, no, Me and me and Glenna went to high
school together. Dog.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Oh, y'all went to high school together.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Yeah, that's back in the day. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Okay, you say what'd you say? You said your name Lawrence?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Yeah, Lawrence Lawrence. Yeah. We went to high school together. Man,
that was you know that. Man, Glenna's still look good? God?
How long y'all been married?
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Have we been married for about sixteen years? Man?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Wow? Wow? Wow? Okay? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, man, you
did good. Man, I had I messed it up, you
know what I mean? But you know it's neither hitting
on that, man, But this is ironic that I ran
into him. Man, So I just appreciated the invite I saw.
I saw Glinda. Man, Yo, Yo, your girl looking good. Man,
I ain't seen it in a long time, you know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Yeah, Yo, man, what do you Let's back up a minute. Man,
what do you mean you you hate? You messed that up?
What do you mean by that?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Well? No, that's no okay, okay, my bad dog. I'm
thinking you familiar with my name. Now. See, Glinda was
Glenna was my high school sweetheart. You know. We dated
from from ninth grade to the twelfth grade. Man. We
went the problem together.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
All right, right, Look all right, man, I see you
know what man, let me see. I don't know. I
don't know what Glinda what she meant by by telling you,
she you could come through the crib bro, but you
you can't come through my house.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Dog.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
I mean I didn't. I didn't have mine back in
the day and she might have had hers, bro, but
you you can't come over my house, dude.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Okay, okay, hol hold hold holdo, holdo.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Man. Now.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Glinda then invited me and I'm coming, don't. I don't
know what what the hostility is, but man, but I'm
I'm coming to the house. You ain't.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
You ain't coming to my house though, Hey.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Dog, listen to me, man, I'm not finished it and
go back and forth with you. I would have ran
into Glenn in the store. Glenna said she you know,
it was good to see me, you know, come through
the night. I say, cool, you know, and she gave
me the number on asking you what else I should
you know? What else I should get? You know? So
I'm I'm calling you saying, hey, man, you want some
ice and some beer. I'm gonna roll through. Man, it's
(03:33):
just a party. Dog. You insecure? What's what's up? No?
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Ain't insecure? Listen listen to me. Dog, I'm I'm gonna
go and get Glinda all in this because right here
don't make sense to me. Dog, What do you mean?
Glenn invited you to the house and I'm telling you
right now you ain't coming to my house. Bro, if
you come to my house, you're gonna get.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
You up holdold? So what you what? You're threatening me?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Now?
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Though? That's what who wish you done? I'm on ft
That's who I am. I remember the first, I'm off first,
I'm the one. She really remembers, you mean you don't
want she really remembers, I'm all first, dog? She mean that?
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Look man, like I said, you bring your pup over
to my house and it's gonna be about twenty Wait nothing,
all right, all my boys over here, we're taking it
all right. You bring you over here. You won't leave.
I promise you that.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
I'll tell you what. Man, I'll be over there because
Gunda the one invited me, and I'm showing up. And
if you start tripping with me, guess what, dog, it's
on And Poppet. One thing I ain't forgot is my
first love and my first love that invited me to
the house, and I can't.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
I can't even deal with that right here, brother, I'm
gonna tell you no. You you obviously you don't spoke
to Glinda. You know where I live. You show your stuff.
I want you to come on. I want you to
come on over and you show up. Like I said,
you shut up and you thing going on. I promise
you that, brother.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
It's whatever then, man, it's whatever.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Right hey, right, look look man, me and my boys
over here, we just waiting on me. We just waiting
on there. All you gotta do is is make the
move all you want to make.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
If I'll tell you what, man, I'm just let me
call Glenda. See I need to call Glinda because see
see see Glennard, let me kick Glinda who you don't
for you, I'm gonna tell you one more time. I
am Glinda's first. I don't give her on the inner
side life. I might be her last her everything.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Must be out his mind. See lord, listen, I got
this park on the phone. Don Rick yo yo.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Don he let me ask you this here.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Man.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
You don't even know where Glinda's spotted at? Do you
do you? What the I know where her spot at?
What the flu are you don what the think this
she is bruh, Hey, man, ain't.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
You bring up here? I want you to show up
in my You call me with this stupid bruh. You're
talking about my girl, My girl. Spot you come. But
I want to see you at the crib right now, Bro,
you seeing your whip right now?
Speaker 3 (05:48):
You drive down to Martin. You know you up.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
You ain't gonna do nothing to me what I said.
You ain't gonna do more.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Do nothing to tell you what. I ain't gonna do
nothing to you. I prompt you bring sob he Bro,
I'm ting. I mean, you're not going home though, you're
not going home whatever.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
I got one more thing I want to say to you,
Is you listen my girl? I got one more thing
I want to say to you, though. Is you listening
to me?
Speaker 4 (06:11):
I'm not listening to you?
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Hey, man, is you listening? Is you listening? Because evidentlly
you ay? Are you listening to me? You want to say,
this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You just got pranked by your wife, Glenda.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
You seem playing man. I'm playing dog kill y'all.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Man.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
I'm so glad this is a joke. Bruh. I'm telling because.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
I gotta ask you, man, I gotta ask you one
more thing though, what is what is the baddest I'm
talking about the baddest radio show in the land, Steve
Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Baby, and there you have it, House Park, Okay, King
of Franks. That boy stupid o'leo Wayne, He's stupid. Real,
this is a joke.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
That boy, that boy, that boy nephew Thomas, that boy
something al for. It's weird, Brail Braill. Did we do it?
Did we do it on Sunday night? Yes? We did.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
We did it straight ignorant, straight stupid, straight k crazy.
The nephew came through California and acted a dog one
food what I did about an hour in our fifteen
hour twenty that boy just think just just.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
State standing at give it non stop. Jacksonville.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Here we come at the Florida field of this coming
Saturday night, this Easter weekend. I'ma man, I'm gonna try
to bring y'all some eggs down there. I want to
have to get the eggs and get everybody egg when
they come in the door. If I can tell, I'm
gonna try to get everybody Easter egg at the Florida Theater.
But anyway, y'all come hang out the Nephew. That's this
Saturday night, Jacksonville, Floda Dude Ball, Nephew Tommy and friends.
(08:05):
It is an evening with Nephew Tommy on Saturday night
in Jacksonville, Florida.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Oh dear, you've caught to get a ticket. Tommy's giving
out Easter.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Eggs at the door, Chilly cookies, snake eggs.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I'm gonna get your egg. Don't worry about it. You
get an egg, all right. I know you ain't talking
about what I think. You are powdered. You're listening Hardy
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