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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This right here, Shirley is uh, I wanna date your mama.
I want to date your mama. That's so, that's what
I want to do. I want to date your mama.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Wow, no the answer. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
You know, sometimes you got to call and let people know.
You don't speak to them directly, let people know, Hey, hey, hey,
I want to date your mama. Now I'm a lad
and up to call you let you know I want
to date your mama. Let's go, cat dog.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Hello, I'm trying to reach I'm trying to reach Miss
Burns Jesus her Son. How you doing man?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
My name is Gordon Gordon.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I just recently joined the church man within the last month,
and I was trying to get in touch with Mss Burns.
I wanted the members gave me a number, but I
guess they must have gave me the wrong number. I
guess it's is this a home number or.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
What is this? Hold of hell? Who is this again?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
My name is Gordon Gordon. I'm a new member at
the church. Yeah, uh is this your number? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Man, this is my phone number. I'm James. I'm a son.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Oh that's your mom. Okay, that's your mother?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Right? All right?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Well, yeah, my bad man. I was trying to get
in touch with Ms Barnes. Now is do you have
a cell or a home number? Something I can get
in touch with Ms Barnes.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Wait till I tell me your name is what Gordon? Gordon?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Gordon not just joined the church, man, so I might
not have met you yet.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
James.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Okay, Well, God bless you man.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Thank you man.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
I appreciate it. Anyway I could get your mom's home
number from me.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
I mean, you just joined the church. I mean I
don't I don't see why you wouldn't be able to
talk to her. I mean, is there anything that is
there a message I could pass on to it?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Though?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Well, yeah, I mean I'm trying to see if it's
all right for uh for me to take her out.
I've been seeing her for.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
The last hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up,
holdo tell about that you You were just sending you
a new member to the church, and somebody gave you
or they were attempting to give you my mother's number,
and you're asking me if you could take her.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Oh man, Well, I wasn't asking you. I thought I
had her phone number. I guess they get even your number.
By mistake. You know, that's my reason for Carl. I
thought I was gonna get her. I want to take
her out, you know, maybe to dinner or something.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Well, I'll be quite honest, man, I just came back
on from overseas, from fighting and everything.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Man.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
And uh, I mean, you know, my pops just passed
away not too long ago. And I ain't you know,
I ain't too keen or my mama going out with somebody.
And besides, you don't even sound like you. Hey, she
in the sixties. Man, How old are you?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Man? I'm thirty six?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
The hell out of here? You how old? Man?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
I'm thirty six, I'm thirty four.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
What is you doing? You do realize my mom is
pushing sixty? Right?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
But you know what, man, I look at it like James, right, James,
I look at it like it's you know heyes, ain't number.
But the number, man, it wasn't in your heart? Man,
And how you carry yourself? You know?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Yeah? But my mom hey, hey, but my MoMA ain't
no cougar like that. And I know she ain't coming
after you all right now. I remember telling me that
she tried some new things at this church, but going
out with some thirty thirty. How are you you do
a baby?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Man, I'm thirty. I'm thirty six.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Dude. Man, you like my brother or something. Man, ain't
nowhere in the world my mama gonna be dating.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Okay, okay, dame, let me tell this man. First of
I ain't even know off calling you. Second of all,
I'm calling to speak with her. I'm not calling trying
to get permission from you.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Ms.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Burns is a grown woman desired.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Whoa whoa, whoa talking about that? I don't think you
heard me, man, I just came back from fighting over see.
My pops passed away not too long ago. I am
the man at the house. Let's get that straight right now,
all right, I don't care if I'm still living at
home or not. I'm the man of this house, all right.
You calling to ask my mama on a date? Yeah,
you might as well just stick to church, dog, because
(03:45):
you know, as I said, be blessed, But it ain't
gonna be no blessing from me to you. I tell
you that right now.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Okay, I'm not looking for a blessing from you at all. Bro.
You might know no blessed sec but I respect the
fact that you've been oversea, you've been fighting for this country. Okay,
But if I decide I want to speak to miss
Birds about going out, I say, Miss Burns has every
right to decide if she would like to go out
with Gordon's or not. And Gordon wants to take her out.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
I took her up. Hold it up, Look, brother, I
don't care how old you say you are. All right,
Number one, you're too young, as I already mentioned. All right,
this ain't going down with you and my mom. I'm
straight up, hey man, that's for your mama to decide. No, no, no,
you bring up my mama. You letting the word your
mama come out your mouth again, that's gonna get you up,
(04:33):
all right. I don't know where you're from. I don't
give how old you are.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
I'm pretty thick.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
I know what church my mama go to, and and
it ain't gonna be her and you you ain't gonna
be asking her out, all right. I don't give what
it takes. I would show up on Sunday, catch up
in the pul pit or wherever you're gonna be sitting
in the back of the choir. It don't matter. Something
is going down. You would not gonna get with my
mama like that. You got that.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
That's up for your mom to decide if your mama
want to go out with me to have dinner. I
ain't nothing wrong with this, man, I'm.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Deciding it right now. It ain't gonna happen. I told
you before, be blessed or get your whop. You got
two choices. I didn't fight. Let's see three years to
come back and also deal with my daddy died and
then come back. I'm suffering from PSD. Dog, I don't
know what I'm gonna do unless you want to get
it like that, suffer from what a PSD post traumatic
(05:29):
stress syndrome, and I will release all that on you
got that one. I don't play it.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Hey, man, listen, I don't want no trouble.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
It don't matter to me. You can count you.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Okay. Look man, listen, I ain't trying to have no
trouble out you.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Man.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
All I'm finna say is this right here? I'ma I'll
talk to you mom on Sunday. Okay, you ain't gonna
talk them? Are you not hearing me? Man? Well?
Speaker 3 (05:51):
I'm crazy right now? Okay?
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Can I say this? Can I say one more thing
for you, man, before you explode.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
You ain't got nothing else to say.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
I got one more thing before you explode. Man, is
you listening?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Yeah? Man, James, what hey?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Man? I want to tell you this. Man. This is
nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your mama,
I got me the brank phone call.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
You ghet them out of here.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
This is who Hey man, This is nephew Tommy from
the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man. Your mama told me.
She said, my son been overseas, he's been fighting. I'm
glad to have him home. She said. We got to
get that back in the spirit of laughing.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Man, my mama, are you Are you kidding me? Man?
We got you good. We listened to this show overseas. Man.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
First of all, I got to say thank you for
fighting for this country. I want to ask you one
more thing. What is the baddest and I mean the
baddest radio show in the lane?
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Man, Nothing but the Steve Harvey More Than Show Get
It Over season in the States.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Thanks man, And there you have it, folks. People's mothers alone.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Man, Can you just leave people mamalone? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
I know, man.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Right around the corner from mother to day.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
That's what Yeah, yeah, that's what you're doing.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
You think I ain't gonna prank nobody mama for mother?
You think that?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Have I met you?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
I went back in the layb. I got stuff working, y'all. Y'all,
y'all whole tight. Oh, surprised y'all with some.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Mo No, don't do it.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Big up the Jazmine Jasmine Crocket who actually really was
he took the prank very well, she really did. Congressman. Yeah, Jasmine,
but it's still Jasmine Crockey. I ain't saying nothing wrong
with that's I know how on the first name basic
me and John.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
That's what you're getting. Yeah you're name dropping. Yeah yeah, yeah, Okay.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
I got a shirt. I got the blonde beach body
shirt and everything.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
You don't understand it was a problem. The question is
does she remember you?
Speaker 1 (08:04):
That is the question when she sees hey, I'm just saying, yeah,
she's gonna remember you. You think, yes, you remember me
because I also went and was part of her fundraising. Yes,
oh you remember me. You got to check participation. Oh,
I didn't know why.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
I know why she will remember you, though?
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Why because they was eye eye.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
You never forget a face when it's right in your face.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Tall, she must have one.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
She's a woman soul.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Did you have on heels? Junia?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Junia went to Benjamin Crumb's house. Man Nice thought about
you the whole time.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
He was talking.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Everytown he talk think about Julia. She sounds just like Julie.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
You're listening Hardy Morning Show
This right here, Shirley is uh, I wanna date your mama.
I want to date your mama. That's so, that's what
I want to do. I want to date your mama.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Wow, no the answer. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
You know, sometimes you got to call and let people know.
You don't speak to them directly, let people know, Hey, hey, hey,
I want to date your mama. Now I'm a lad
and up to call you let you know I want
to date your mama. Let's go, cat dog.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Hello, I'm trying to reach I'm trying to reach Miss
Burns Jesus her Son. How you doing man?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
My name is Gordon Gordon.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I just recently joined the church man within the last month,
and I was trying to get in touch with Mss Burns.
I wanted the members gave me a number, but I
guess they must have gave me the wrong number. I
guess it's is this a home number or.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
What is this? Hold of hell? Who is this again?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
My name is Gordon Gordon. I'm a new member at
the church. Yeah, uh is this your number? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Man, this is my phone number. I'm James. I'm a son.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Oh that's your mom. Okay, that's your mother?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Right? All right?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Well, yeah, my bad man. I was trying to get
in touch with Ms Barnes. Now is do you have
a cell or a home number? Something I can get
in touch with Ms Barnes.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Wait till I tell me your name is what Gordon? Gordon?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Gordon not just joined the church, man, so I might
not have met you yet.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
James.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Okay, Well, God bless you man.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Thank you man.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
I appreciate it. Anyway I could get your mom's home
number from me.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
I mean, you just joined the church. I mean I
don't I don't see why you wouldn't be able to
talk to her. I mean, is there anything that is
there a message I could pass on to it?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Though?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Well, yeah, I mean I'm trying to see if it's
all right for uh for me to take her out.
I've been seeing her for.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
The last hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up,
holdo tell about that you You were just sending you
a new member to the church, and somebody gave you
or they were attempting to give you my mother's number,
and you're asking me if you could take her.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Oh man, Well, I wasn't asking you. I thought I
had her phone number. I guess they get even your number.
By mistake. You know, that's my reason for Carl. I
thought I was gonna get her. I want to take
her out, you know, maybe to dinner or something.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Well, I'll be quite honest, man, I just came back
on from overseas, from fighting and everything.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Man.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
And uh, I mean, you know, my pops just passed
away not too long ago. And I ain't you know,
I ain't too keen or my mama going out with somebody.
And besides, you don't even sound like you. Hey, she
in the sixties. Man, How old are you?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Man? I'm thirty six?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
The hell out of here? You how old? Man?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
I'm thirty six, I'm thirty four.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
What is you doing? You do realize my mom is
pushing sixty? Right?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
But you know what, man, I look at it like James, right, James,
I look at it like it's you know heyes, ain't number.
But the number, man, it wasn't in your heart? Man,
And how you carry yourself? You know?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Yeah? But my mom hey, hey, but my MoMA ain't
no cougar like that. And I know she ain't coming
after you all right now. I remember telling me that
she tried some new things at this church, but going
out with some thirty thirty. How are you you do
a baby?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Man, I'm thirty. I'm thirty six.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Dude. Man, you like my brother or something. Man, ain't
nowhere in the world my mama gonna be dating.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Okay, okay, dame, let me tell this man. First of
I ain't even know off calling you. Second of all,
I'm calling to speak with her. I'm not calling trying
to get permission from you.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Ms.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Burns is a grown woman desired.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Whoa whoa, whoa talking about that? I don't think you
heard me, man, I just came back from fighting over see.
My pops passed away not too long ago. I am
the man at the house. Let's get that straight right now,
all right, I don't care if I'm still living at
home or not. I'm the man of this house, all right.
You calling to ask my mama on a date? Yeah,
you might as well just stick to church, dog, because
(03:45):
you know, as I said, be blessed, But it ain't
gonna be no blessing from me to you. I tell
you that right now.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Okay, I'm not looking for a blessing from you at all. Bro.
You might know no blessed sec but I respect the
fact that you've been oversea, you've been fighting for this country. Okay,
But if I decide I want to speak to miss
Birds about going out, I say, Miss Burns has every
right to decide if she would like to go out
with Gordon's or not. And Gordon wants to take her out.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
I took her up. Hold it up, Look, brother, I
don't care how old you say you are. All right,
Number one, you're too young, as I already mentioned. All right,
this ain't going down with you and my mom. I'm
straight up, hey man, that's for your mama to decide. No, no, no,
you bring up my mama. You letting the word your
mama come out your mouth again, that's gonna get you up,
(04:33):
all right. I don't know where you're from. I don't
give how old you are.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
I'm pretty thick.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
I know what church my mama go to, and and
it ain't gonna be her and you you ain't gonna
be asking her out, all right. I don't give what
it takes. I would show up on Sunday, catch up
in the pul pit or wherever you're gonna be sitting
in the back of the choir. It don't matter. Something
is going down. You would not gonna get with my
mama like that. You got that.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
That's up for your mom to decide if your mama
want to go out with me to have dinner. I
ain't nothing wrong with this, man, I'm.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Deciding it right now. It ain't gonna happen. I told
you before, be blessed or get your whop. You got
two choices. I didn't fight. Let's see three years to
come back and also deal with my daddy died and
then come back. I'm suffering from PSD. Dog, I don't
know what I'm gonna do unless you want to get
it like that, suffer from what a PSD post traumatic
(05:29):
stress syndrome, and I will release all that on you
got that one. I don't play it.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Hey, man, listen, I don't want no trouble.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
It don't matter to me. You can count you.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Okay. Look man, listen, I ain't trying to have no
trouble out you.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Man.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
All I'm finna say is this right here? I'ma I'll
talk to you mom on Sunday. Okay, you ain't gonna
talk them? Are you not hearing me? Man? Well?
Speaker 3 (05:51):
I'm crazy right now? Okay?
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Can I say this? Can I say one more thing
for you, man, before you explode.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
You ain't got nothing else to say.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
I got one more thing before you explode. Man, is
you listening?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Yeah? Man, James, what hey?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Man? I want to tell you this. Man. This is
nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your mama,
I got me the brank phone call.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
You ghet them out of here.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
This is who Hey man, This is nephew Tommy from
the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man. Your mama told me.
She said, my son been overseas, he's been fighting. I'm
glad to have him home. She said. We got to
get that back in the spirit of laughing.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Man, my mama, are you Are you kidding me? Man?
We got you good. We listened to this show overseas. Man.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
First of all, I got to say thank you for
fighting for this country. I want to ask you one
more thing. What is the baddest and I mean the
baddest radio show in the lane?
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Man, Nothing but the Steve Harvey More Than Show Get
It Over season in the States.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Thanks man, And there you have it, folks. People's mothers alone.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Man, Can you just leave people mamalone? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
I know, man.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Right around the corner from mother to day.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
That's what Yeah, yeah, that's what you're doing.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
You think I ain't gonna prank nobody mama for mother?
You think that?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Have I met you?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
I went back in the layb. I got stuff working, y'all. Y'all,
y'all whole tight. Oh, surprised y'all with some.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Mo No, don't do it.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Big up the Jazmine Jasmine Crocket who actually really was
he took the prank very well, she really did. Congressman. Yeah, Jasmine,
but it's still Jasmine Crockey. I ain't saying nothing wrong
with that's I know how on the first name basic
me and John.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
That's what you're getting. Yeah you're name dropping. Yeah yeah, yeah, Okay.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
I got a shirt. I got the blonde beach body
shirt and everything.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
You don't understand it was a problem. The question is
does she remember you?
Speaker 1 (08:04):
That is the question when she sees hey, I'm just saying, yeah,
she's gonna remember you. You think, yes, you remember me
because I also went and was part of her fundraising. Yes,
oh you remember me. You got to check participation. Oh,
I didn't know why.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
I know why she will remember you, though?
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Why because they was eye eye.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
You never forget a face when it's right in your face.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Tall, she must have one.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
She's a woman soul.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Did you have on heels? Junia?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Junia went to Benjamin Crumb's house. Man Nice thought about
you the whole time.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
He was talking.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Everytown he talk think about Julia. She sounds just like Julie.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
You're listening Hardy Morning Show
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