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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The nephew.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
You hear me, he's here with today's prank phone call.
Speaker 1 (00:03):
What you got for his neph surely that's right here.
It is called love deposit. Love deposit. What's with the voice?
That's when you're trying to be sexy because you worked
all week. That's what that is. Love deposit.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yeah, but you're always trying to be sexy.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Well, I mean I am. I am sexy even when
my voice shot, I'm still sex I am.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
I know you ain't correct what I love it?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Well, I am that you're gonna says, I'm.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Oh, you corrected him to be to worse to worse.
You know, we got callers that listen to your English.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
You know that. Yeah, that's why I'm saying that to
that caller that told me I got to do better
and you do?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
He was I'm no, I'm not. No.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
I'm a role model for inspiration and uplift of young people.
I changed boys and girls lives. I get people on
track with the way they think. I ain't in here
telling you how to talk.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Do you think you ever you got a bunch of
a bunch of kids saying.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
What if they do?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
What is what?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
What what what is I'm gonna do what?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
You know? What?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
What do the school?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Dude?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Why y'all over here with me? Now, I gotta do that. Now,
I gotta be their daddy and do what the school do.
I can't do all that. I have stepped in for
your daddy. Now, I'm not what you're mentoring. Camp.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
It's just a great thing than a line, all right,
is a love devid it? Let's go.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Hello, I'm Tiffany.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Uh, this is Tiffany. Who's calling?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
This is Karen? How you doing? I didn't know what.
I know we've been. I know we've been going back
and forth on the site talking and we haven't, you know,
really talked yet. So yeah, it's okay.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I think I wasn't expecting a car. But yeah, it's
good to hear from you. It's good to hear from
you all, you know.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
I mean we've been we've been talking for well a
long time, well, texting and on the site for at
least what five weeks now?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yeah, So really I'm glad you called a corel seriously,
Like Anne, I love the voice so exciting.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
You know you got anything going on this weekend?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I don't think so. I just have to, like, you know,
go grocery shopping or whatever. But like, other than that,
I'm pretty helping. What's up?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
I was thinking maybe we get together, get a get
a drink or two, just you know kind of yeah,
hang out a little bit, feel each other out if
if you're feeling that, you know, I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yeah, that's cool, we can get together. I'm interested, you know, like,
I'm happy you called, and I would love to see
this weekend. You got a.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Place in mind, you know, I was thinking about letting
you pick something, because you know, i'd rather go somewhere
where you're comfortable, with an atmosphere that you used to.
I think that would be the best thing to do.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Okay, well let me look to find out. I direct
you on that. But yeah, I'm down.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
I just want to hang out a little bit. Cool,
I'm excited, good, good, what's good for you? You know,
if you want to do on Saturday, let's go.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Let's do Saturday to give me, you know, some time
to like, you know, get myself together.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Tax seven text me you know the location or whatever
wherever you want me to.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Cool, I can wait to see you.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Well one, okay, let's let's do this right, tell me this?
What are we wearing? So I'm not I don't want
to be overdressed or underdressed.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I don't really trip on that. First. They could be
chill like I'm not. You know, we don't have to
do like a five hundred dollars dinner or nothing like that.
You don't need on a touch. This ain't a Rocky
Nation brunch all right, right.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
But if you don't mind, if I could get you
to do something for me, could you could I give
you my cash.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
App for what?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Well, what I want to do is, you know, sometimes
these things actually go wrong. You know, I don't see
it going wrong with me and you because we've had
you know, the way we've been chit chatting and going
back and forth on the site, things have been really
really well. You know, you know, I would like to
get you know, like a you know, a love deposit
of two hundred and fifty dollars their way of just
(04:47):
going wrong. At least I haven't wasted my time, you
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Hold on, I'm just processing what just happened. You said
you want me to get your cash up and send
you a love deposit of two hundred and something dollars.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Two fifty two fifty like you know that way if
this don't if this don't go right, you know, then
at least I haven't love It's like I love the posit,
you know, if it go if it goes right, you know,
then I give it back to you. If it don't
go right, you know, at least I haven't wasted my time.
You see what I'm saying?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Crime You serious right now?
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Like yeah, okay, uh this is super weird and uh yeah,
this is all weird and uh you know, I'm I
don't you really know what to say, like other than
you could probably lose my number, like you a week do, like,
don't call me like your corny. I'm not interested. You're
(05:50):
a bum, Like I'm straight, Like I don't.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Know what Okay, hold on, hold on, hold hold on.
I wasn't all that.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
I wasn't all that talking about.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
We've been talking. We've been talking for five weeks. Everything's
been good. We've been been on the site talking to
so the.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Two weeks ago, you're trying to ask me for a
cash app for real, a love deposit? How corny?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Are you serious? Serious?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
If you believe listen tip on the real. If you
believe in yourself, you.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Know, if I believe in myself, you're so full out
of her you have lost your in mind? Okay, would
you please like gather your thoughts because I don't know
who you think you're talking to? For real, you know
what I'm saying. So I need to do two things.
Lose my number and don't don't look for me for real?
Show up like this is ridiculous, Like this is stupid,
(06:42):
you ignorant?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
For real?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Shut up? Okay, okay, show me, show me where I'm wrong.
If you believe in yourself.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
If I believe in myself, ju what do you mean?
If I believe in myself? If you believe in yourself,
you'll we'll move around. Get off the phone and stop
wasting my time for real. I'm a have to hang
out right now.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Okay, okay, before you hang up, Joe, Hey, you can go.
You could go your way, I can go. Mind you
don't want to carry meet the two fifty? Cool? Got that? Okay?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Good? You know what what is? Is this? Your loss? Though? Tis?
This is your lady?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
You gotta be out to your rabbit's mine. Ain't no
lost this here ain't no lost. This ain't no lost.
This is a blessing.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Okay, you know what, you know what. I knew this
was going to happen. You know, I want to brother,
try to be real when a brother tried to.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Hey, hey, you might as well hey turn around, go
the other direction. Lock yourself up. Seriously, you want to
talk about black black men and brotherhood like it's a
wrap for you. We don't need you out. Here's your
youthless straight up like, don't call me, destroy yourself for real.
I'm done with this.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Can I tell you something else for you? Lady? Real quick? What?
I just want to let you know that This is
nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your sister
with Shade, Shade got me to play ball. Call yo.
Your sister Shaye said, you gotta get my sister. She's
(08:18):
been on the right this dating sight talking to this guy.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Where is she at? This is stupid?
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Oh movie, we got you, baby, We got you? Good?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Yeah, God do it. This is crazy. I'm gonna get her.
I'm gonna get her.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
This is I'll tell you what? Tell me this? What
is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show
in the.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Land, the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
And there you have it. That's it. Right now you're
listening Harvey Morning Show.
The nephew.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
You hear me, he's here with today's prank phone call.
Speaker 1 (00:03):
What you got for his neph surely that's right here.
It is called love deposit. Love deposit. What's with the voice?
That's when you're trying to be sexy because you worked
all week. That's what that is. Love deposit.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yeah, but you're always trying to be sexy.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Well, I mean I am. I am sexy even when
my voice shot, I'm still sex I am.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
I know you ain't correct what I love it?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Well, I am that you're gonna says, I'm.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Oh, you corrected him to be to worse to worse.
You know, we got callers that listen to your English.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
You know that. Yeah, that's why I'm saying that to
that caller that told me I got to do better
and you do?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
He was I'm no, I'm not. No.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
I'm a role model for inspiration and uplift of young people.
I changed boys and girls lives. I get people on
track with the way they think. I ain't in here
telling you how to talk.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Do you think you ever you got a bunch of
a bunch of kids saying.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
What if they do?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
What is what?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
What what what is I'm gonna do what?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
You know? What?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
What do the school?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Dude?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Why y'all over here with me? Now, I gotta do that. Now,
I gotta be their daddy and do what the school do.
I can't do all that. I have stepped in for
your daddy. Now, I'm not what you're mentoring. Camp.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
It's just a great thing than a line, all right,
is a love devid it? Let's go.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Hello, I'm Tiffany.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Uh, this is Tiffany. Who's calling?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
This is Karen? How you doing? I didn't know what.
I know we've been. I know we've been going back
and forth on the site talking and we haven't, you know,
really talked yet. So yeah, it's okay.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I think I wasn't expecting a car. But yeah, it's
good to hear from you. It's good to hear from
you all, you know.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
I mean we've been we've been talking for well a
long time, well, texting and on the site for at
least what five weeks now?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yeah, So really I'm glad you called a corel seriously,
Like Anne, I love the voice so exciting.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
You know you got anything going on this weekend?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I don't think so. I just have to, like, you know,
go grocery shopping or whatever. But like, other than that,
I'm pretty helping. What's up?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
I was thinking maybe we get together, get a get
a drink or two, just you know kind of yeah,
hang out a little bit, feel each other out if
if you're feeling that, you know, I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yeah, that's cool, we can get together. I'm interested, you know, like,
I'm happy you called, and I would love to see
this weekend. You got a.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Place in mind, you know, I was thinking about letting
you pick something, because you know, i'd rather go somewhere
where you're comfortable, with an atmosphere that you used to.
I think that would be the best thing to do.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Okay, well let me look to find out. I direct
you on that. But yeah, I'm down.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
I just want to hang out a little bit. Cool,
I'm excited, good, good, what's good for you? You know,
if you want to do on Saturday, let's go.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Let's do Saturday to give me, you know, some time
to like, you know, get myself together.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Tax seven text me you know the location or whatever
wherever you want me to.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Cool, I can wait to see you.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Well one, okay, let's let's do this right, tell me this?
What are we wearing? So I'm not I don't want
to be overdressed or underdressed.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I don't really trip on that. First. They could be
chill like I'm not. You know, we don't have to
do like a five hundred dollars dinner or nothing like that.
You don't need on a touch. This ain't a Rocky
Nation brunch all right, right.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
But if you don't mind, if I could get you
to do something for me, could you could I give
you my cash.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
App for what?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Well, what I want to do is, you know, sometimes
these things actually go wrong. You know, I don't see
it going wrong with me and you because we've had
you know, the way we've been chit chatting and going
back and forth on the site, things have been really
really well. You know, you know, I would like to
get you know, like a you know, a love deposit
of two hundred and fifty dollars their way of just
(04:47):
going wrong. At least I haven't wasted my time, you
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Hold on, I'm just processing what just happened. You said
you want me to get your cash up and send
you a love deposit of two hundred and something dollars.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Two fifty two fifty like you know that way if
this don't if this don't go right, you know, then
at least I haven't love It's like I love the posit,
you know, if it go if it goes right, you know,
then I give it back to you. If it don't
go right, you know, at least I haven't wasted my time.
You see what I'm saying?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Crime You serious right now?
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Like yeah, okay, uh this is super weird and uh yeah,
this is all weird and uh you know, I'm I
don't you really know what to say, like other than
you could probably lose my number, like you a week do, like,
don't call me like your corny. I'm not interested. You're
(05:50):
a bum, Like I'm straight, Like I don't.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Know what Okay, hold on, hold on, hold hold on.
I wasn't all that.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
I wasn't all that talking about.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
We've been talking. We've been talking for five weeks. Everything's
been good. We've been been on the site talking to
so the.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Two weeks ago, you're trying to ask me for a
cash app for real, a love deposit? How corny?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Are you serious? Serious?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
If you believe listen tip on the real. If you
believe in yourself, you.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Know, if I believe in myself, you're so full out
of her you have lost your in mind? Okay, would
you please like gather your thoughts because I don't know
who you think you're talking to? For real, you know
what I'm saying. So I need to do two things.
Lose my number and don't don't look for me for real?
Show up like this is ridiculous, Like this is stupid,
(06:42):
you ignorant?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
For real?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Shut up? Okay, okay, show me, show me where I'm wrong.
If you believe in yourself.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
If I believe in myself, ju what do you mean?
If I believe in myself? If you believe in yourself,
you'll we'll move around. Get off the phone and stop
wasting my time for real. I'm a have to hang
out right now.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Okay, okay, before you hang up, Joe, Hey, you can go.
You could go your way, I can go. Mind you
don't want to carry meet the two fifty? Cool? Got that? Okay?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Good? You know what what is? Is this? Your loss? Though? Tis?
This is your lady?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
You gotta be out to your rabbit's mine. Ain't no
lost this here ain't no lost. This ain't no lost.
This is a blessing.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Okay, you know what, you know what. I knew this
was going to happen. You know, I want to brother,
try to be real when a brother tried to.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Hey, hey, you might as well hey turn around, go
the other direction. Lock yourself up. Seriously, you want to
talk about black black men and brotherhood like it's a
wrap for you. We don't need you out. Here's your
youthless straight up like, don't call me, destroy yourself for real.
I'm done with this.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Can I tell you something else for you? Lady? Real quick? What?
I just want to let you know that This is
nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your sister
with Shade, Shade got me to play ball. Call yo.
Your sister Shaye said, you gotta get my sister. She's
(08:18):
been on the right this dating sight talking to this guy.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Where is she at? This is stupid?
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Oh movie, we got you, baby, We got you? Good?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Yeah, God do it. This is crazy. I'm gonna get her.
I'm gonna get her.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
This is I'll tell you what? Tell me this? What
is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show
in the.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Land, the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
And there you have it. That's it. Right now you're
listening Harvey Morning Show.
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