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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Third, I first got to say thank you to Charlotte,
North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Man.
Speaker 1 (00:03):
Five soul shows over this past weekend. I want to
say thank you, thank you, thank you. Did I do it?
Did I do it?
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (00:09):
I did. Came up in there and acted a dog
gone food. You rode my journey with me, and I
appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Man.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
All right, this is what I got for y'all this morning.
This right here in side job cleaner, Side job cleaner. Yeah,
fair attention, side job cleaner, cat dog.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
If you would, Tom Rush Jervis is Robby?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Help you, Robbie. I'm trying to get an order in
for some construction supplies I need to pick up.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
That's fine. What you what's your company?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Uh? Roof and Company and co? Have we have we
done listening to this one? No, no, you haven't. This
is my first time called. I heard you guys were
pretty good.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I appreciate the compliment.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Okay, I know, listen, I need to get this as
soon as possible. Man, can I possibly pick up these
supplies like in the next couple of hours?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Well, you know, no, it don't work. That fact kind
of a quick turn around. We got a little bit
of a backup, but I can. I can do my
bast depends on what you need.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Okay, here's here's what I need. Man, I need five
rolls of duct takes.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Okay, that's no problem, that's quick.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Okay, I need plastic.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Man.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Listen, if you was gonna wrap up something in plastic
that's like about six foot two in height and two
hundred pounds, how much plastic you think I would need
to wrap to wrap that up?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
In this is second, You're you're asking for plastic like
a roller plastics.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Yeah, I'm talking. I need to wrap up something that's
six foot two and like two hundred and ten pounds.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I probably would get about three yards four yards of plastic.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Okay, okay, I need to get that. Then let me
ask you this here. If you was gonna try to
put some cement on that to hold it down, how
much seamen you think of hold that down?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
I'm more confused. You're running a roofing company, right.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Yeah, I'm a roof of company, but I'm doing a
little side work for some friends of mine.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Oh okay, okay, I just got a little confused because
you told me this is a talish and company. No problem,
no problem. Not some man. Wait, man, you're you're trying
to hold something down. I'm trying to.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
I'm trying to hold something down. So how many bags
of cement do you think I need to hold out
something that's two hundred and twenty pounds?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Wow, I don't know. Eight bags, eight bags? Eight bag,
eight bags, I would recommend at least.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Okay, okay, give me eight bags the cement. Now, just
something else. I want to ask you. Do you have
anything any type of cleaner, man, that can get uh,
that can get blood, I mean paint off the floor.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yeah, we got industrial cleaners, some of all kinds of
industrial cleans. Well you said paint the paint or blood?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Uh uh, paint, paint, pink.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Oh okay, yeah, I mean I've got industrial cleans a lot.
Kids didn't even do you have a preference?
Speaker 3 (02:37):
No, just whatever you could throw in there. I need that. Now,
let me ask you this here. Do you have anything
that can like just kill a smell? You know what
I'm saying that if you know, if you don't want
something to smell, you got anything for that? Man?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Something if something something die in your place?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Is this place? Is something something did you do there?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
An animal or something you found? I mean I'm kind
of confused. You're talking about snow and clean enough. Did
you find some other animal on a.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Construction A rabbi? Listen, man, just take the order. That's
all I need you to do. Okay, Okay, No, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
I wasn't asking your business. I just it was a
little concern.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
What are we getting, what are we cleaning up?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
And what do we I mean, I guess the are
we cleaning up tile?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Fold to clean up carpet?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I mean, what's the what's the cleaner for?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
What's the what?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Where's the odor?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Okay, sure, I'm asking you. Do you have something strong
en though? Like? Do you think ammonia can can keep
a smell down? What do I need to keep the
smell down?
Speaker 2 (03:26):
You're definitely gonna need ammonia. I mean, you gotta get
something to just scrub that right down, because wherever that
sent is, if it's in your if it's in the walls,
if you got fabrics in that place, I mean, whatever,
whatever you got it, you probably have to have a
different type of the odorized or something for the carpet.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Something for the walls.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
I mean, I don't I guess I guess it's kind
of confused just as to where the sense coming from.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
And don't worry about all that, man, Hey man, listen,
just just right down what the order is? Okay, I
got it you.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I got the five rolls of duct tap, I got
to that's the full yards of plastic. I got to
hate back of cement. I got the industrial clean, I
got the ammonia. I'm I'm I'm typing. I got I've
got your order.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Okay, let me ask you man, Do y'all have any
type of machete anything that's real? Shop that? What? Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Okay, hold on second, and now now you're completely off base.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
You do realize you call a hardware store, right, I'm
calling the hardway store because I need some supplies. Man,
I'm doing some job on the side. I need some supply.
I get that.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
You you said that already, but I'm confused about it is.
Now you're asking for a weapon. What what what would
you us a machete for? I mean, you're you're talking about,
uh what, you you're gonna chop down some some some brush.
I don't, I don't, I don't get it. What's some
machedy for?
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Hey man, listen, listen, your job is to take the
order man. That's your job, Robbie.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Don't tell me what my job is.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
I know what my job is.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
This is my store man, Okay. I've been working here
a lot longer than you even can imagine. And people
don't call up asking for ammonia and and cleaner and
and and trying to get a smell out. I mean
what I just I'm trying to figure out how best.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
To help you.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I'm sorry, I'm figure I'm doing.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Robbie, is you being nosy? You being no All you
gotta do is feel the order and have it have
it done two hours when I get there. That's all
you gotta do.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
I can't do that in two hours. I can't even
I will backed up at this point. I'm not even
sure I can get this done. Maybe tomorrow morning. Does
tomorrow morning work for you?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Oh man, I got to get rid of this body.
I got to get rid of this guy today.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Whoa whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I need to call list.
I need to call the policeman. You just said body.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
You're telling me that right there. That's about White people
always want to call the police when they got nothing
to do with them. Listen, all you need to do
is fill the order.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Okay, Okay, you're listen. I need to tell you something, okay.
And I don't know if you if you found.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
A body, I don't know if you're responsible.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
For the body either the way, I don't want to
be any part of this business.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
I don't know what you're planning or where you're trying
to bury this thing, but you're basically asking me to
be accomplished to something that's none of my business. Hey,
I need your name right now.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Okay, I'm not giving you my name. You said, oh grouping.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Hey, hey, listen to me. You said you call from
drifting company?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Are you? I'm not? I'm not? Hey man, let me
tell you something why your white folks are always trying
to be athor tell you why you want to like
white folks.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
What's your problem? Something about white folks, something about purple green,
black blue balks. It's not about white it's what you
asking for. That sounds like trying to bury your body. Okay,
that's I'm trying to figure out.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Are you and you're not? What is your name?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
I need your name? I'm your name right now?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Hey man? What First of all, you at work, you're not.
You can't. You don't want to be talking to me
like this.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
I don't care if I'm swearing at work, my my
co workers, the people here, they don't know who I am,
and they know if I was talking to someone some people.
You talking like this too. Okay, I'm gonna trace this call.
Do you hear me? I'm gonna trace this call. I'm
gonna get the cops on your and figure out who
the you are.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Okay, Okay, well, let me let me ask you this.
Since you want to know who I am? Do you
know Marcus? I don't want no Marcus. He works here, man,
I know him. Okay, Marcus is who got me to
call you? This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Abby
Morning Show. Robbie us got pray by your coworker, Marcus.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
You have got to be kidding me, Marcus Mark. I
see you over there, I see you.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
I can't believe that.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Son up a, Marcus, Why did you tell me that
Steve Harvey.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Got your baby? Hey? I gotta ask you rather. You
got to tell me this man, what is the baddest
and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
That's easy. Steve Harvey Morrie Show.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Come on y'all on this Monday morning, y'all. Man, man,
let me tell you. I said, well, you know what
I ain't even saying. Listen, I worked all weekend and
Charlotte and I had worked this Monday morning. Man, y'all
better come on here. Now, you come on to be here, y'all.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Listen.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
When I don't make it, y'all make a big deal
out of it. Now I'm here. Make a big deal
out of that.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Check this out. Your job is money.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Yeah, you want us to make a big deal out
of every thing you do when you don't come. When
you do come, you that we all here anyway.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
You the only mission linkze for coming to work and
we all yeah whatever.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Braille Comedy praise you, dad it for coming to work.
They'm gonna stop.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Doing the drink stop.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Bill Comedy Club just outside of La The Nephew is
on my I'm on my way. That is Sunday the thirteenth.
Tickets on sale right now. Breill Comic Club Now to fourteenth.
Then we'll try to get our own back in here.
But thirteenth Sunday night, Braill Comedy Club. The Nephew coming, baby, Yes,
laying in the cutting Jacksonville, Florida New Easter weekend.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
So now you're listening hard morning show
Third, I first got to say thank you to Charlotte,
North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Man.
Speaker 1 (00:03):
Five soul shows over this past weekend. I want to
say thank you, thank you, thank you. Did I do it?
Did I do it?
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (00:09):
I did. Came up in there and acted a dog
gone food. You rode my journey with me, and I
appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Man.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
All right, this is what I got for y'all this morning.
This right here in side job cleaner, Side job cleaner. Yeah,
fair attention, side job cleaner, cat dog.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
If you would, Tom Rush Jervis is Robby?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Help you, Robbie. I'm trying to get an order in
for some construction supplies I need to pick up.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
That's fine. What you what's your company?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Uh? Roof and Company and co? Have we have we
done listening to this one? No, no, you haven't. This
is my first time called. I heard you guys were
pretty good.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I appreciate the compliment.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Okay, I know, listen, I need to get this as
soon as possible. Man, can I possibly pick up these
supplies like in the next couple of hours?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Well, you know, no, it don't work. That fact kind
of a quick turn around. We got a little bit
of a backup, but I can. I can do my
bast depends on what you need.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Okay, here's here's what I need. Man, I need five
rolls of duct takes.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Okay, that's no problem, that's quick.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Okay, I need plastic.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Man.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Listen, if you was gonna wrap up something in plastic
that's like about six foot two in height and two
hundred pounds, how much plastic you think I would need
to wrap to wrap that up?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
In this is second, You're you're asking for plastic like
a roller plastics.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Yeah, I'm talking. I need to wrap up something that's
six foot two and like two hundred and ten pounds.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I probably would get about three yards four yards of plastic.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Okay, okay, I need to get that. Then let me
ask you this here. If you was gonna try to
put some cement on that to hold it down, how
much seamen you think of hold that down?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
I'm more confused. You're running a roofing company, right.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Yeah, I'm a roof of company, but I'm doing a
little side work for some friends of mine.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Oh okay, okay, I just got a little confused because
you told me this is a talish and company. No problem,
no problem. Not some man. Wait, man, you're you're trying
to hold something down. I'm trying to.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
I'm trying to hold something down. So how many bags
of cement do you think I need to hold out
something that's two hundred and twenty pounds?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Wow, I don't know. Eight bags, eight bags? Eight bag,
eight bags, I would recommend at least.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Okay, okay, give me eight bags the cement. Now, just
something else. I want to ask you. Do you have
anything any type of cleaner, man, that can get uh,
that can get blood, I mean paint off the floor.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yeah, we got industrial cleaners, some of all kinds of
industrial cleans. Well you said paint the paint or blood?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Uh uh, paint, paint, pink.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Oh okay, yeah, I mean I've got industrial cleans a lot.
Kids didn't even do you have a preference?
Speaker 3 (02:37):
No, just whatever you could throw in there. I need that. Now,
let me ask you this here. Do you have anything
that can like just kill a smell? You know what
I'm saying that if you know, if you don't want
something to smell, you got anything for that? Man?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Something if something something die in your place?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Is this place? Is something something did you do there?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
An animal or something you found? I mean I'm kind
of confused. You're talking about snow and clean enough. Did
you find some other animal on a.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Construction A rabbi? Listen, man, just take the order. That's
all I need you to do. Okay, Okay, No, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
I wasn't asking your business. I just it was a
little concern.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
What are we getting, what are we cleaning up?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
And what do we I mean, I guess the are
we cleaning up tile?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Fold to clean up carpet?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I mean, what's the what's the cleaner for?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
What's the what?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Where's the odor?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Okay, sure, I'm asking you. Do you have something strong
en though? Like? Do you think ammonia can can keep
a smell down? What do I need to keep the
smell down?
Speaker 2 (03:26):
You're definitely gonna need ammonia. I mean, you gotta get
something to just scrub that right down, because wherever that
sent is, if it's in your if it's in the walls,
if you got fabrics in that place, I mean, whatever,
whatever you got it, you probably have to have a
different type of the odorized or something for the carpet.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Something for the walls.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
I mean, I don't I guess I guess it's kind
of confused just as to where the sense coming from.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
And don't worry about all that, man, Hey man, listen,
just just right down what the order is? Okay, I
got it you.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I got the five rolls of duct tap, I got
to that's the full yards of plastic. I got to
hate back of cement. I got the industrial clean, I
got the ammonia. I'm I'm I'm typing. I got I've
got your order.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Okay, let me ask you man, Do y'all have any
type of machete anything that's real? Shop that? What? Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Okay, hold on second, and now now you're completely off base.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
You do realize you call a hardware store, right, I'm
calling the hardway store because I need some supplies. Man,
I'm doing some job on the side. I need some supply.
I get that.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
You you said that already, but I'm confused about it is.
Now you're asking for a weapon. What what what would
you us a machete for? I mean, you're you're talking about,
uh what, you you're gonna chop down some some some brush.
I don't, I don't, I don't get it. What's some
machedy for?
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Hey man, listen, listen, your job is to take the
order man. That's your job, Robbie.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Don't tell me what my job is.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
I know what my job is.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
This is my store man, Okay. I've been working here
a lot longer than you even can imagine. And people
don't call up asking for ammonia and and cleaner and
and and trying to get a smell out. I mean
what I just I'm trying to figure out how best.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
To help you.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I'm sorry, I'm figure I'm doing.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Robbie, is you being nosy? You being no All you
gotta do is feel the order and have it have
it done two hours when I get there. That's all
you gotta do.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
I can't do that in two hours. I can't even
I will backed up at this point. I'm not even
sure I can get this done. Maybe tomorrow morning. Does
tomorrow morning work for you?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Oh man, I got to get rid of this body.
I got to get rid of this guy today.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Whoa whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I need to call list.
I need to call the policeman. You just said body.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
You're telling me that right there. That's about White people
always want to call the police when they got nothing
to do with them. Listen, all you need to do
is fill the order.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Okay, Okay, you're listen. I need to tell you something, okay.
And I don't know if you if you found.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
A body, I don't know if you're responsible.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
For the body either the way, I don't want to
be any part of this business.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
I don't know what you're planning or where you're trying
to bury this thing, but you're basically asking me to
be accomplished to something that's none of my business. Hey,
I need your name right now.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Okay, I'm not giving you my name. You said, oh grouping.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Hey, hey, listen to me. You said you call from
drifting company?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Are you? I'm not? I'm not? Hey man, let me
tell you something why your white folks are always trying
to be athor tell you why you want to like
white folks.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
What's your problem? Something about white folks, something about purple green,
black blue balks. It's not about white it's what you
asking for. That sounds like trying to bury your body. Okay,
that's I'm trying to figure out.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Are you and you're not? What is your name?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
I need your name? I'm your name right now?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Hey man? What First of all, you at work, you're not.
You can't. You don't want to be talking to me
like this.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
I don't care if I'm swearing at work, my my
co workers, the people here, they don't know who I am,
and they know if I was talking to someone some people.
You talking like this too. Okay, I'm gonna trace this call.
Do you hear me? I'm gonna trace this call. I'm
gonna get the cops on your and figure out who
the you are.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Okay, Okay, well, let me let me ask you this.
Since you want to know who I am? Do you
know Marcus? I don't want no Marcus. He works here, man,
I know him. Okay, Marcus is who got me to
call you? This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Abby
Morning Show. Robbie us got pray by your coworker, Marcus.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
You have got to be kidding me, Marcus Mark. I
see you over there, I see you.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
I can't believe that.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Son up a, Marcus, Why did you tell me that
Steve Harvey.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Got your baby? Hey? I gotta ask you rather. You
got to tell me this man, what is the baddest
and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
That's easy. Steve Harvey Morrie Show.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Come on y'all on this Monday morning, y'all. Man, man,
let me tell you. I said, well, you know what
I ain't even saying. Listen, I worked all weekend and
Charlotte and I had worked this Monday morning. Man, y'all
better come on here. Now, you come on to be here, y'all.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Listen.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
When I don't make it, y'all make a big deal
out of it. Now I'm here. Make a big deal
out of that.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Check this out. Your job is money.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Yeah, you want us to make a big deal out
of every thing you do when you don't come. When
you do come, you that we all here anyway.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
You the only mission linkze for coming to work and
we all yeah whatever.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Braille Comedy praise you, dad it for coming to work.
They'm gonna stop.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Doing the drink stop.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Bill Comedy Club just outside of La The Nephew is
on my I'm on my way. That is Sunday the thirteenth.
Tickets on sale right now. Breill Comic Club Now to fourteenth.
Then we'll try to get our own back in here.
But thirteenth Sunday night, Braill Comedy Club. The Nephew coming, baby, Yes,
laying in the cutting Jacksonville, Florida New Easter weekend.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
So now you're listening hard morning show
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