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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What you got for us? Now, that's right here, Yes,
that's right here. This little yeah, it's one of them.
The title of this, y'all is Uber Hearse Uberhurst.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
All right.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Now, the man has scheduled, he has scheduled an Uber.
I am the Uber driver, and I'm letting him know,
giving him a call, letting him know. Uh yeah, we're
gonna be in a hearse and in somebody in the back,
but we're gonna get you where you got to go.
What we gotta get you where you got Don't worry
about all that I got you know for me? I
(00:37):
got you that person back there? Do not know you
back there? Why did you worried about that? Let's cat dog?
If you would?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Uber Hurst?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reshawan please yeah, this means suck. Hey, Sean,
how you doing this? My name is Brian. I got
you on schedule. You you ordered an Uber for tomorrow morning.
I'm I think you're okay? Are you? Are you schedu
to go to the airport? Correct?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Absolutely?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Yeah? Okay, all right? And I want to make sure
you you wanted an suv? Yeah, I wanted the suv okay.
And that's ninety two eleven West. What is that Homan
nto elevens.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
That's correct?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Okay, all right, all right, so I'll be outside tomorrow morning.
You were talking about seven seven am pickup. Correct, that's it,
you got it. Everything's on point, okay, all right, So listen,
I wanted to let you know this man you ordered
the suv. I'll be there tomorrow. I'll be there probably
a little bit before seven am. You know when you
(01:44):
guys order uber weigh in advance. You know, we try
to get there almost like a car service and make
sure we get you where you got to go. And
I know the traffic is gonna be a little crazy,
so you know I'll be there on time. I'll be
downstairs waiting on you.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
All right, I'd appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Okay, Now listen, I'm I'm I'm an suv. But it's
a kind of a little different. So that's why I
kind of the reason for a call. I wanted to
kind of give your heads up that, uh, I am
an suv. So I just want you to look for
the uh the black Hurst that will be outside hurt. Yeah,
I'll be in a black Hurst tomorrow morning, uh at
(02:21):
seven as uh Okay, it's a no No, it's a hurts,
it's a heart. Actually, what's happening is is I I
have another drop off at the airport as well. You
know there's a I mean it's it's it won't affect
you at all, but they'll there'll be a body in
the back. But that has to we're trying to get
(02:41):
that to the airport too. But you know, like I said,
as matter of fact.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
It's wait in the hold.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Yeah, man, I ain't body. Well there's a I mean,
there'll be a body. But actually this is costing you less.
You know what I'm saying, So you don't have.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
To Man, what're you doing about?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Man? Dude, I ain't ride with the mardy hang on, man, listen,
you wanted an NUV.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
I'm not ride with the body.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Now are you tripping cancel this trip? I'll get another
over So I'm not riding with a body.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Dude. Okay, if you cancel, that's gonna cost you fifty dollars.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Fifty dollars, my man, you got like al had just
downloaded the map.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Here's the deal.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
I know for a fact when you cancel over just
fight hours. I'm canceling and that's gonna be fight houts.
It's gonna be no fifty dollars.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
It's gonna be fifty dollars, sir. It's different when you
have Well, my man.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
You can pay me a thousand dollars. I'm not riding
with the body. You feel me?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
No, I understand you, understand you now, But do you
want to get to the airport or note?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Look, why don't you lay down next to the body
and you drive yourself there with the body like in
the passage to see I'm not doing that.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Tell me what the problem is.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
I mean, obviously you used to driving around with bodies
and that's not my thing. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
What's the problem. I mean, you're going to be in
the front of the hearse. You're not going to be
in the back. We'll put the back with your luggage
in the back. I mean, I'll be fine, right.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
You're my man. You're tripping, man, this is a crazy
You're calling the wrong with this crazy book. Dude. I'm
not doing none of that. What part of that? Don't
you understand?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I'm going to get you there on time, sir, but
it's going to be in a hearse. That's all. The
difference is man, you'll be.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Riding the hurt when I'm supposed to be laid out
in it. Understand right now, you got me fixed up?
What kind of phone call is this?
Speaker 2 (04:31):
We? I mean, what's the problem.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Obviously you're used to rolling with their bodies and hearses
and all that. Since win it over, start rolling with
hearses to pick up regular lives to get them from
place to place. This is some crazy I want you
to think. When when did you think that it would
just be cool as a regular picking up a body
(04:54):
and just driving around in the street.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I don't know, man, I mean, you know, I got
two jobs. You know what I'm saying. I do for
you know, and also you know, work for a mortuary.
You know what I'm saying. So you know, but my
vehicle is is certified and approved it so I'm able
to use it as an s u V.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
So you you call them and you gave a ride
a lot more and they don't have no reaction, no
reaction to riding around with a body in the back.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Well you know, uh, sometimes there's a few people acting
a little you know, little it's a little different for him.
I get it, you know, But like I said, the
only reason why I'm calling you.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
You don't get that because you're trying.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
To hit me with a fifty dollars month in charge
that I'm not I'm not going for and you trying
to get me to ride with the man that body. Dude,
I'm not doing that.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
So I'll tell you what, bro, I'm gonna tell you
this right here, I'm gonna get off the phone. Tomorrow
is seven in the morning. Me and Tommy gonna be there,
So be looking forward here.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Who's Timmy the body?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
No, No, Me and Tommy gonna be there tomorrow morning
at seven am. You know what I'm saying. Just be
ready for that. Then you're Timmy gonna have a problem. Okay, okay,
all right, tail let the Tommy don't cause see Tommy,
don't Tommy don't take this too kindly, so tell it
to him in the morning. Who's Tommy? Now? Okay, you
don't know who Tommy is?
Speaker 3 (06:14):
No, I don't.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
What is Tommy?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Okay? Do you know Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show?
Do you know nephew Tommy? Oh?
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Come on, man, hey, oh man, oh man, that's.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Hey, hey man, come in and no man, your boy,
you got a boy named Chase that you work with.
Chase gave me your number, told me to get your call.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Oh man, yo, I'm.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Gonna put that in a hearst. Man, Hey man, you
gotta give me one more thing. Man, What is the
baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Land, Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Hey man, I pick you up a set, all right?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Be there, all right, because this deserves some prank and
praise up in here this morning. That's what this deserves.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Too much, King of pranks?
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Too much?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Are you Tommy?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
You're looking at.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
This is crazy.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Step stupid? All right, y'all already know what I Am
going to Jacksonville. Yeah, going to Jackson's this weekend, Saturday night. Boy,
the Nephew is at the Florida Theater. Tickets and selling,
and I appreciate you'all. Jacksonville, the Nephew coming to show out, man,
(07:57):
show up, show out right before Easter morning, the Nephew. Yeah,
Saturday night at the Florida Theater. Come get your stupid
on with me, my boys, as we have an evening
with nephew Tommy. All right, tickets on, say right now,
the fool is coming to Jacksonville. So I gotta say
(08:19):
it one time. That's not how you're supposed to say
It's not how you're supposed to say it. Right now, Ball, No,
we're not gonna We're not gonna wipen my dub. I'm
telling you, I'm not doing it for y'all. Not gonna
do that to me. I need to talk to the
little duball about this. Here living his best life, living
(08:40):
my best life.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
You're listening Hard Morning show
What you got for us? Now, that's right here, Yes,
that's right here. This little yeah, it's one of them.
The title of this, y'all is Uber Hearse Uberhurst.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
All right.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Now, the man has scheduled, he has scheduled an Uber.
I am the Uber driver, and I'm letting him know,
giving him a call, letting him know. Uh yeah, we're
gonna be in a hearse and in somebody in the back,
but we're gonna get you where you got to go.
What we gotta get you where you got Don't worry
about all that I got you know for me? I
(00:37):
got you that person back there? Do not know you
back there? Why did you worried about that? Let's cat dog?
If you would?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Uber Hurst?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reshawan please yeah, this means suck. Hey, Sean,
how you doing this? My name is Brian. I got
you on schedule. You you ordered an Uber for tomorrow morning.
I'm I think you're okay? Are you? Are you schedu
to go to the airport? Correct?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Absolutely?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Yeah? Okay, all right? And I want to make sure
you you wanted an suv? Yeah, I wanted the suv okay.
And that's ninety two eleven West. What is that Homan
nto elevens.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
That's correct?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Okay, all right, all right, so I'll be outside tomorrow morning.
You were talking about seven seven am pickup. Correct, that's it,
you got it. Everything's on point, okay, all right, So listen,
I wanted to let you know this man you ordered
the suv. I'll be there tomorrow. I'll be there probably
a little bit before seven am. You know when you
(01:44):
guys order uber weigh in advance. You know, we try
to get there almost like a car service and make
sure we get you where you got to go. And
I know the traffic is gonna be a little crazy,
so you know I'll be there on time. I'll be
downstairs waiting on you.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
All right, I'd appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Okay, Now listen, I'm I'm I'm an suv. But it's
a kind of a little different. So that's why I
kind of the reason for a call. I wanted to
kind of give your heads up that, uh, I am
an suv. So I just want you to look for
the uh the black Hurst that will be outside hurt. Yeah,
I'll be in a black Hurst tomorrow morning, uh at
(02:21):
seven as uh Okay, it's a no No, it's a hurts,
it's a heart. Actually, what's happening is is I I
have another drop off at the airport as well. You
know there's a I mean it's it's it won't affect
you at all, but they'll there'll be a body in
the back. But that has to we're trying to get
(02:41):
that to the airport too. But you know, like I said,
as matter of fact.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
It's wait in the hold.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Yeah, man, I ain't body. Well there's a I mean,
there'll be a body. But actually this is costing you less.
You know what I'm saying, So you don't have.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
To Man, what're you doing about?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Man? Dude, I ain't ride with the mardy hang on, man, listen,
you wanted an NUV.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
I'm not ride with the body.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Now are you tripping cancel this trip? I'll get another
over So I'm not riding with a body.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Dude. Okay, if you cancel, that's gonna cost you fifty dollars.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Fifty dollars, my man, you got like al had just
downloaded the map.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Here's the deal.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
I know for a fact when you cancel over just
fight hours. I'm canceling and that's gonna be fight houts.
It's gonna be no fifty dollars.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
It's gonna be fifty dollars, sir. It's different when you
have Well, my man.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
You can pay me a thousand dollars. I'm not riding
with the body. You feel me?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
No, I understand you, understand you now, But do you
want to get to the airport or note?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Look, why don't you lay down next to the body
and you drive yourself there with the body like in
the passage to see I'm not doing that.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Tell me what the problem is.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
I mean, obviously you used to driving around with bodies
and that's not my thing. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
What's the problem. I mean, you're going to be in
the front of the hearse. You're not going to be
in the back. We'll put the back with your luggage
in the back. I mean, I'll be fine, right.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
You're my man. You're tripping, man, this is a crazy
You're calling the wrong with this crazy book. Dude. I'm
not doing none of that. What part of that? Don't
you understand?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I'm going to get you there on time, sir, but
it's going to be in a hearse. That's all. The
difference is man, you'll be.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Riding the hurt when I'm supposed to be laid out
in it. Understand right now, you got me fixed up?
What kind of phone call is this?
Speaker 2 (04:31):
We? I mean, what's the problem.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Obviously you're used to rolling with their bodies and hearses
and all that. Since win it over, start rolling with
hearses to pick up regular lives to get them from
place to place. This is some crazy I want you
to think. When when did you think that it would
just be cool as a regular picking up a body
(04:54):
and just driving around in the street.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I don't know, man, I mean, you know, I got
two jobs. You know what I'm saying. I do for
you know, and also you know, work for a mortuary.
You know what I'm saying. So you know, but my
vehicle is is certified and approved it so I'm able
to use it as an s u V.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
So you you call them and you gave a ride
a lot more and they don't have no reaction, no
reaction to riding around with a body in the back.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Well you know, uh, sometimes there's a few people acting
a little you know, little it's a little different for him.
I get it, you know, But like I said, the
only reason why I'm calling you.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
You don't get that because you're trying.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
To hit me with a fifty dollars month in charge
that I'm not I'm not going for and you trying
to get me to ride with the man that body. Dude,
I'm not doing that.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
So I'll tell you what, bro, I'm gonna tell you
this right here, I'm gonna get off the phone. Tomorrow
is seven in the morning. Me and Tommy gonna be there,
So be looking forward here.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Who's Timmy the body?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
No, No, Me and Tommy gonna be there tomorrow morning
at seven am. You know what I'm saying. Just be
ready for that. Then you're Timmy gonna have a problem. Okay, okay,
all right, tail let the Tommy don't cause see Tommy,
don't Tommy don't take this too kindly, so tell it
to him in the morning. Who's Tommy? Now? Okay, you
don't know who Tommy is?
Speaker 3 (06:14):
No, I don't.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
What is Tommy?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Okay? Do you know Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show?
Do you know nephew Tommy? Oh?
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Come on, man, hey, oh man, oh man, that's.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Hey, hey man, come in and no man, your boy,
you got a boy named Chase that you work with.
Chase gave me your number, told me to get your call.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Oh man, yo, I'm.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Gonna put that in a hearst. Man, Hey man, you
gotta give me one more thing. Man, What is the
baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Land, Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Hey man, I pick you up a set, all right?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Be there, all right, because this deserves some prank and
praise up in here this morning. That's what this deserves.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Too much, King of pranks?
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Too much?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Are you Tommy?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
You're looking at.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
This is crazy.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Step stupid? All right, y'all already know what I Am
going to Jacksonville. Yeah, going to Jackson's this weekend, Saturday night. Boy,
the Nephew is at the Florida Theater. Tickets and selling,
and I appreciate you'all. Jacksonville, the Nephew coming to show out, man,
(07:57):
show up, show out right before Easter morning, the Nephew. Yeah,
Saturday night at the Florida Theater. Come get your stupid
on with me, my boys, as we have an evening
with nephew Tommy. All right, tickets on, say right now,
the fool is coming to Jacksonville. So I gotta say
(08:19):
it one time. That's not how you're supposed to say
It's not how you're supposed to say it. Right now, Ball, No,
we're not gonna We're not gonna wipen my dub. I'm
telling you, I'm not doing it for y'all. Not gonna
do that to me. I need to talk to the
little duball about this. Here living his best life, living
(08:40):
my best life.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
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