Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time for the Nephew with today's prank phone call.
What you got for us? Now?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I got it for you? Sure I know it's Wednesday?
Did I I thank Charlotte? Didn't it for coming out?
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Did I think Charlotte? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I love it. I love Charlotte. Man, I had a blast.
Let me tell you something. I'm finished. Start campaigning for
Ready to Love, Charlotte. I'm a campaign for that, all right.
That's a great spot for Ready to Love. That is
a great spot Ready to Love. So we're gonna run
this prank. Where I'm going this week. I'm going somewhere
(00:38):
Bray outside of l A Bray, y'all improv the Nephew
come to town. That is this Sunday night, This Sunday night,
all right, one night only, all right. So if you're
in l A, y'all already know Nephew time, y'all come
out there and hang out with you boy, one night
only at the Brell Comedy Club Sunday night takes Donna
say right now, all right, So this right here, Shirley,
(00:58):
this is called your check bounced. Yeah, you know people
still bounce some checks.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
At the church. They're still doing Hello. Hello, I'm trying
to reach a Monica.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Sister Monica, please, who's calling? This is Brother Deshaun. I'm calling. Actually,
I'm a member Greater Missionary Baptist Church.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
How can I help you?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Calling you? Actually about the offering? Now? Did you? I
know you paid your.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Ties, my ties every Sunday?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Okay, Now you paid a love offering as well? Right?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Yes, I do?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Okay, Now this past Sunday. I'm looking at a check that.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
You left us with the bank, right, right, I sure did.
I wrote a check Sunday.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Now the check, ma'am was two hundred and fifty dollars?
Am I correct?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Right? Right? I wrote two checks for my ties and
the love offer? Right, I wrote one for two fifty
for the love offer?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Now what is this called regarding? Why are you calling me?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Well?
Speaker 2 (01:52):
What I wanted to tell you is that I hate
to be a bear of bad news, but your your
check that you wrote for two point fifty actually has bounced.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Yeah wait a minute, you said my check bounce for
two hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Your check bound.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
So what I'm doing is calling you about recouping the
two fifty as well as you know you you cost
us thirty dollars.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
In bank fees.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Wait a minute, now, I wrote two checks. I wrote
a check for one hundred dollars. Did that one bounce?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
I don't see to it that that that one bounce.
All I know is the one that the love offering
has bounced.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
What did you put them in at the same time?
Because I wrote them at the same time.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
They all go in on Monday, ma'am. Now I didn't
put them in at the same time. I've been putting
them in for the last two three years. The problem
is why would people write there, what is your name,
brother Deshaun?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
And you was at his Sunday?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
I was.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I don't think it matters when I was there, ma'am.
The problem is is that I didn't put these checks in.
And I don't understand why y'all write these checks to.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
The check knowing that they're gonna bounce these checks.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
There's a lot of people, right, no, good, well not.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Write bad check? One clear? Why the other one didn't clear?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Maybe you didn't have enough money for both of them
to clear.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
What did you just say?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Maybe you didn't have enough money in the bank for
both of them to clear. And I don't understand why
people write.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
These plenty money in the bank and all my checks clear.
I don't write no rubber checks.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Well, you wrote one on Sunday, and that's the problem.
How you gonna try to give a look?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Use Wait a minute, I think you got me confused
with somebody else. I don't write no bad checks. You
done wrote that to be nice to you.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
I'm trying to be nice to you. Win up. Can
we expect the two fifty plus the thirty dollars?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
So we wait thirty dollars.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
That's the bank fees, ma'am for the dog gone check bouncing.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
My check can't bounced. I'm gonna check my bank and
if my check clear, you're gonna pay me thirty dollars
for calling me harassing me about a two hundred and
fifty dollar check bounce.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
I don't write no Why would you write check?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
You want to sit up in the church and write
these big number checks when you know you ain't got it.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
In the bank.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
What did you say?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I said, why would you write these checks when the
money ain't in Now, let me.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Tell you one thing. I don't write no bad checks,
and you got a lotors calling me telling me my
check bounce.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Your check is the one that has bounced.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
And you tell you what you do since my check bounce,
you paid them, since you got all the money, And
don't call me with this again.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Hello, don't you hang up on me no more? When
are we gonna get this two fifty and this thirty dollars?
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Somebody from the church, to my eye rolled a bad check?
All right?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
No, you didn't write a bad check.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
I didn't write no bad Yes. Minute are you calling me?
Why the treasure? Don't call me at church?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
The treasure is a business.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
I ain't ever know the deacon call nobody but no
bad check? Yo, is full of thank you? You got
the money I ain't got.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Who the hell is that in the background?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Who is that half of mine? Who it is?
Speaker 3 (04:44):
We both go to the same church, and you gonna
call me? To my eye rode a bad check? You
don't you call me no more? And if the check bad,
you paid? Okay?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Pastor know you talking like this?
Speaker 3 (04:55):
You pastor know you calling me?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Can you ask for that? Look? When are we gonna
get this two hundred and eighty dollars? Is what we're
looking for from you?
Speaker 3 (05:02):
I wrote a check for two fifty and way not
get too eighty. You put the thirty dollars with it.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
You put two fifty in there. It bounced. Thirty dollars
cost us on bank fees. That's too eighty. Where can
the church expect they money?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Never not no two eighty. You will never get to eighty.
You're gonna make me turn by your and my check,
then I'm gonna do.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
What You're gonna make me come by your house and
get this money.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Bring it on, bring it, bring it.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
What is the address on this check?
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Check?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
I got it off the checking your I bet you
you'll be limping back and.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I'm watching you. You better not be spending no money
no where. You better not spend nothing until I get
this two fifty plus thirty.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Whatever I want to do, you know what I am.
And you don't call me no more with this because
my check did not bounce. I don't see how one
check went through and the other bounce.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Let me say this to you, we cannot accept you
back into the House of the Lord no more until
you are not. Don't you come in Sunday until weekends coming.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Up and there Sunday, and I'm gonna make sure I
find your because you the person. I want to see
you gonna you know what, I'm gonna call the pastor
right now and ask him because I don't believe my
check bounce you fuller.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Let me say this before you call pastor.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
I got no, I'm a call pastor. No, you should
have talked with pastor before you call me with this information.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
I got one more thing I need to say that.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
You ain't got nothing to say to me. You donna
upset me with this talking about I bounced a check.
You should have went to pastor before you called me
with it.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
I talk pastor one I get, but I got one
more thing to say before I leave, and you listening?
Speaker 3 (06:36):
What What do you have to say to me? What
do you have to say now that you're gonna pay
the check?
Speaker 2 (06:41):
This is Nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You just got pranked by your girlfriend?
Speaker 3 (06:50):
What did you say?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
This is.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
What did you say?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
I say?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
This is Nephew till me, baby, from the Steve Harvey
Morning Till your girlfriend has pranked you?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
I'm he just left here flying. She didn't.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Let me ask you? What more?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Thank though, baby? What is the baddest radio show in the.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Land The Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Y'all could have if y'all could have saw how stupid
I was this past weekend, if you could have just
if you could have just been in there, it just
to feel the stupid y'all.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Y'all just don't understand. I can't explain it.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
No, no, no, it's not it's not radio stupid. It's
it's a whole other level. And that's what I'm trying
to get. You understand, Shirley, You got it.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
It's on stage squares times fifty.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
You understand me, times fifty. Anyway, Breill go get it
this weekend Breill Comedy Club outside of l A.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Y'all get your thickets.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
And Nephew is coming to town right after that the
Florida Theater Baby, that's in Jacksonville, Florida.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Duvall. It is an evening with Nephew.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
To me that it's East Weekend, that is Saturday, April nineteen.
Tickets are on sale right now, get it, get it,
get it. And laying in the cut is Louisville, Kentucky.
The Nephew was coming that is in May May twenty four,
twenty fifth. That will be Memorial Weekend. You understand. Memorial weekend.
Come get your laugh one, get your barbecue on, get
(08:29):
your whole nine yards. The nephew is in town, all right, okay, nephew.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Oh my god, I was stupid.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Hey, if you and Charlotte call my uncle eight seven
seven twenty ninety and for real tell him how stupid
I really was.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Please please call him right now.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I ain't gonna lie to you eight something seven twenty ninety.
Just call him and tell him how stupid Timm it was.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Do it good, my nephew. You're listening Hardy Morning Show
It is time for the Nephew with today's prank phone call.
What you got for us? Now?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I got it for you? Sure I know it's Wednesday?
Did I I thank Charlotte? Didn't it for coming out?
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Did I think Charlotte? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I love it. I love Charlotte. Man, I had a blast.
Let me tell you something. I'm finished. Start campaigning for
Ready to Love, Charlotte. I'm a campaign for that, all right.
That's a great spot for Ready to Love. That is
a great spot Ready to Love. So we're gonna run
this prank. Where I'm going this week. I'm going somewhere
(00:38):
Bray outside of l A Bray, y'all improv the Nephew
come to town. That is this Sunday night, This Sunday night,
all right, one night only, all right. So if you're
in l A, y'all already know Nephew time, y'all come
out there and hang out with you boy, one night
only at the Brell Comedy Club Sunday night takes Donna
say right now, all right, So this right here, Shirley,
(00:58):
this is called your check bounced. Yeah, you know people
still bounce some checks.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
At the church. They're still doing Hello. Hello, I'm trying
to reach a Monica.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Sister Monica, please, who's calling? This is Brother Deshaun. I'm calling. Actually,
I'm a member Greater Missionary Baptist Church.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
How can I help you?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Calling you? Actually about the offering? Now? Did you? I
know you paid your.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Ties, my ties every Sunday?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Okay, Now you paid a love offering as well? Right?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Yes, I do?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Okay, Now this past Sunday. I'm looking at a check that.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
You left us with the bank, right, right, I sure did.
I wrote a check Sunday.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Now the check, ma'am was two hundred and fifty dollars?
Am I correct?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Right? Right? I wrote two checks for my ties and
the love offer? Right, I wrote one for two fifty
for the love offer?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Now what is this called regarding? Why are you calling me?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Well?
Speaker 2 (01:52):
What I wanted to tell you is that I hate
to be a bear of bad news, but your your
check that you wrote for two point fifty actually has bounced.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Yeah wait a minute, you said my check bounce for
two hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Your check bound.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
So what I'm doing is calling you about recouping the
two fifty as well as you know you you cost
us thirty dollars.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
In bank fees.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Wait a minute, now, I wrote two checks. I wrote
a check for one hundred dollars. Did that one bounce?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
I don't see to it that that that one bounce.
All I know is the one that the love offering
has bounced.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
What did you put them in at the same time?
Because I wrote them at the same time.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
They all go in on Monday, ma'am. Now I didn't
put them in at the same time. I've been putting
them in for the last two three years. The problem
is why would people write there, what is your name,
brother Deshaun?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
And you was at his Sunday?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
I was.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I don't think it matters when I was there, ma'am.
The problem is is that I didn't put these checks in.
And I don't understand why y'all write these checks to.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
The check knowing that they're gonna bounce these checks.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
There's a lot of people, right, no, good, well not.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Write bad check? One clear? Why the other one didn't clear?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Maybe you didn't have enough money for both of them
to clear.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
What did you just say?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Maybe you didn't have enough money in the bank for
both of them to clear. And I don't understand why
people write.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
These plenty money in the bank and all my checks clear.
I don't write no rubber checks.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Well, you wrote one on Sunday, and that's the problem.
How you gonna try to give a look?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Use Wait a minute, I think you got me confused
with somebody else. I don't write no bad checks. You
done wrote that to be nice to you.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
I'm trying to be nice to you. Win up. Can
we expect the two fifty plus the thirty dollars?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
So we wait thirty dollars.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
That's the bank fees, ma'am for the dog gone check bouncing.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
My check can't bounced. I'm gonna check my bank and
if my check clear, you're gonna pay me thirty dollars
for calling me harassing me about a two hundred and
fifty dollar check bounce.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
I don't write no Why would you write check?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
You want to sit up in the church and write
these big number checks when you know you ain't got it.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
In the bank.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
What did you say?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I said, why would you write these checks when the
money ain't in Now, let me.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Tell you one thing. I don't write no bad checks,
and you got a lotors calling me telling me my
check bounce.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Your check is the one that has bounced.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
And you tell you what you do since my check bounce,
you paid them, since you got all the money, And
don't call me with this again.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Hello, don't you hang up on me no more? When
are we gonna get this two fifty and this thirty dollars?
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Somebody from the church, to my eye rolled a bad check?
All right?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
No, you didn't write a bad check.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
I didn't write no bad Yes. Minute are you calling me?
Why the treasure? Don't call me at church?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
The treasure is a business.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
I ain't ever know the deacon call nobody but no
bad check? Yo, is full of thank you? You got
the money I ain't got.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Who the hell is that in the background?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Who is that half of mine? Who it is?
Speaker 3 (04:44):
We both go to the same church, and you gonna
call me? To my eye rode a bad check? You
don't you call me no more? And if the check bad,
you paid? Okay?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Pastor know you talking like this?
Speaker 3 (04:55):
You pastor know you calling me?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Can you ask for that? Look? When are we gonna
get this two hundred and eighty dollars? Is what we're
looking for from you?
Speaker 3 (05:02):
I wrote a check for two fifty and way not
get too eighty. You put the thirty dollars with it.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
You put two fifty in there. It bounced. Thirty dollars
cost us on bank fees. That's too eighty. Where can
the church expect they money?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Never not no two eighty. You will never get to eighty.
You're gonna make me turn by your and my check,
then I'm gonna do.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
What You're gonna make me come by your house and
get this money.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Bring it on, bring it, bring it.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
What is the address on this check?
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Check?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
I got it off the checking your I bet you
you'll be limping back and.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I'm watching you. You better not be spending no money
no where. You better not spend nothing until I get
this two fifty plus thirty.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Whatever I want to do, you know what I am.
And you don't call me no more with this because
my check did not bounce. I don't see how one
check went through and the other bounce.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Let me say this to you, we cannot accept you
back into the House of the Lord no more until
you are not. Don't you come in Sunday until weekends coming.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Up and there Sunday, and I'm gonna make sure I
find your because you the person. I want to see
you gonna you know what, I'm gonna call the pastor
right now and ask him because I don't believe my
check bounce you fuller.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Let me say this before you call pastor.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
I got no, I'm a call pastor. No, you should
have talked with pastor before you call me with this information.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
I got one more thing I need to say that.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
You ain't got nothing to say to me. You donna
upset me with this talking about I bounced a check.
You should have went to pastor before you called me
with it.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
I talk pastor one I get, but I got one
more thing to say before I leave, and you listening?
Speaker 3 (06:36):
What What do you have to say to me? What
do you have to say now that you're gonna pay
the check?
Speaker 2 (06:41):
This is Nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You just got pranked by your girlfriend?
Speaker 3 (06:50):
What did you say?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
This is.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
What did you say?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
I say?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
This is Nephew till me, baby, from the Steve Harvey
Morning Till your girlfriend has pranked you?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
I'm he just left here flying. She didn't.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Let me ask you? What more?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Thank though, baby? What is the baddest radio show in the.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Land The Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Y'all could have if y'all could have saw how stupid
I was this past weekend, if you could have just
if you could have just been in there, it just
to feel the stupid y'all.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Y'all just don't understand. I can't explain it.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
No, no, no, it's not it's not radio stupid. It's
it's a whole other level. And that's what I'm trying
to get. You understand, Shirley, You got it.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
It's on stage squares times fifty.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
You understand me, times fifty. Anyway, Breill go get it
this weekend Breill Comedy Club outside of l A.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Y'all get your thickets.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
And Nephew is coming to town right after that the
Florida Theater Baby, that's in Jacksonville, Florida.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Duvall. It is an evening with Nephew.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
To me that it's East Weekend, that is Saturday, April nineteen.
Tickets are on sale right now, get it, get it,
get it. And laying in the cut is Louisville, Kentucky.
The Nephew was coming that is in May May twenty four,
twenty fifth. That will be Memorial Weekend. You understand. Memorial weekend.
Come get your laugh one, get your barbecue on, get
(08:29):
your whole nine yards. The nephew is in town, all right, okay, nephew.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Oh my god, I was stupid.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Hey, if you and Charlotte call my uncle eight seven
seven twenty ninety and for real tell him how stupid
I really was.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Please please call him right now.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I ain't gonna lie to you eight something seven twenty ninety.
Just call him and tell him how stupid Timm it was.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Do it good, my nephew. You're listening Hardy Morning Show
Popular Podcasts
The Breakfast Club
The World's Most Dangerous Morning Show, The Breakfast Club, With DJ Envy And Charlamagne Tha God!
Dateline NBC
Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com
Decisions, Decisions
Welcome to "Decisions, Decisions," the podcast where boundaries are pushed, and conversations get candid! Join your favorite hosts, Mandii B and WeezyWTF, as they dive deep into the world of non-traditional relationships and explore the often-taboo topics surrounding dating, sex, and love. Every Monday, Mandii and Weezy invite you to unlearn the outdated narratives dictated by traditional patriarchal norms. With a blend of humor, vulnerability, and authenticity, they share their personal journeys navigating their 30s, tackling the complexities of modern relationships, and engaging in thought-provoking discussions that challenge societal expectations. From groundbreaking interviews with diverse guests to relatable stories that resonate with your experiences, "Decisions, Decisions" is your go-to source for open dialogue about what it truly means to love and connect in today's world. Get ready to reshape your understanding of relationships and embrace the freedom of authentic connections—tune in and join the conversation!