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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what y'all don't know y'all.
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All at all?
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Soon give them black the million bus boozy.
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Ye listening to.
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You know you love?
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You gotta turn.
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I can't.
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Go to turn them out.
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Turn you probably got to turn the mouth, turn out
the word of the monja.
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Look, come.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Come out your thinking that?
Speaker 8 (02:00):
Uh huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody. You're listening
to the voice.
Speaker 9 (02:06):
Come on dig me now one it only Steve Harley
got a radio show today?
Speaker 7 (02:11):
Is it?
Speaker 8 (02:11):
Everybody on a real positive note?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Today? Is it?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Today?
Speaker 8 (02:16):
Is the day?
Speaker 10 (02:17):
You know?
Speaker 9 (02:17):
When I was in high school, you know, my mother
was Sunday school teaching until she passed. I would walk
out the door every morning on my way to school,
and my mother used to say, listen to me, son, hey,
don't forget. Today is the day that the Lord has made.
Let us rejoice and be glad in it. And you know,
I ain't think much of it. You know, it was
just my mama being religious, you know, my spiritual woman.
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So you know, I just took it as that. But
as I've gotten older, man, you know, that's registered more
and more with me. Today is the day that the
Lord has made. Let us rejoice and be glad in it.
That's pretty cool, man. What better blessing will you get
throughout the day than the fact that he allowed you
to live and see another day? See sometimes, Man, when
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you're young, you don't pay no attention to that. But
all you got to do is keep living, keep watching
some people that you know not be here anymore, go
to class reunions and they smaller, see people that you
really loved. It meant a lot till you leave this world,
and all of a sudden, man, immortality starts to matter
a great deal to you. Some of us learn this
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lesson sooner than others. But I know, when you're young, man,
you know you think you're gonna be here for a while.
You think you got time to play around, You think
you got time to get it together, You got time
to make the mistakes. But man, oh man, I almost
every full blown adult that I know will tell you
and have said these words right here many times, and
I would see. The reason I'm saying is because I
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want you to hear them, because you're gonna use them.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
If I only knew then what I know.
Speaker 9 (03:49):
Now, Do you know how many people have said those
words right there? Because in time, man, you gain so
much wisdom. Oh but it ain't like nobody didn't tell
you though. Somebody told you back then. Hey man, it's
best to buckle down now, he say, Hey man, you
better quit wasting time. Hey look, do your best at
all the times, you know, stop stop worrying about that.
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I'm telling you, son, in a minute, them clubs ain't
gonna mean nothing to you. In a minute, that going
out all the time ain't gonna mean nothing to you.
I can't tell you how many times I repeat it
to my kids. But man, today is a different day,
because today is the day that the Lord has made.
So he gave you a shot today. If you woke
up this morning, or if you're finishing your day on
your shift, he gave you a new day. Nothing bigger
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than the fact that he woke you up today. Now,
why don't you do something about that? Why don't you
take advantage of it? How About if you start today?
How About if you stop hesitating today. How about if
you stop delaying it today? How about if you stop
procrastinating today. How About if you make today to day
that you go for it? I mean man, let's all
just decide today. Let's go for it. Let's put forth
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a maximum effort today. I mean, really what you're doing. Look, man,
take advantage of this blessing of waking up, do something today.
If you would just start the process, man, start that
business you always dreamed of. Go look into that other
job you always yearn for. Go get the training you
need to get the promotion. Man, go back to school, man,
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go see what you need to do to lift yourself
to the next level. Stop waking up every day seeing
how it's gonna go, and start waking up and do
something about how it goes.
Speaker 8 (05:28):
If you make one step, he'll make two. But you
could people.
Speaker 9 (05:31):
Talk about all the time, Man, it seemed like you're
always getting a blessing. Oh man, when you talking to
a person, listen to this. If you talking to a
person and it seems like there's always a blessing coming
his way, let me tell you what that person doing.
That person is putting one foot in front of the next.
That person is putting forth some efforts out there. And
that's the only way God can bless you. God can
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only bless you with your efforts. He can only put
his finger on the thing that you you are doing
or attempting.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
That's all He can help you with.
Speaker 9 (06:04):
He there are no jobs walking up to your door,
knocking on your door. But if you beating the pavement,
if you sending in the apps, if you online scouring
somewhere to work, somewhere to get a job, then God
can touch somebody's heart to hire you. But if you
sitting at the house every day, smoke every day, drinking,
but you wonder why you just can't get a job
a couple times, you the one out there to if
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you ain't got a job, you got to look go
get one every day. You got to go look for
one every single day. You can't take no days off.
How about today? How about today? If we decide today
is the day that we're gonna make the move. Today
is the day that we stop delaying, hesitating, procrastinating. Today
is the day that we take a step in the
direction to do something for ourselves, for our lives, for
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our family, for our wives, for our children, for our community,
for our school. Do something today, for crying out loud, man,
stop sitting in your own life in just a stew
of misery in your own life. I'm gonna tell you something.
If you are in a state of confusion, if you
are troubling, if you're stuck on what to do next,
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you let me tell you what's happening. You're not doing enough.
That's what it is.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Man.
Speaker 9 (07:16):
See when I get in a place, man where I
don't know what the next move is, it's because i'd
unusually stalled out.
Speaker 8 (07:24):
See, this is the way God works. This is the
way He's worked for me.
Speaker 9 (07:28):
Every time I'm busy and I'm about the business of
always trying to live my creed, which is ABC.
Speaker 8 (07:35):
My model is ABC. Always be closing.
Speaker 9 (07:38):
I'm always working on something, something to close something. When
you're so busy with the business of improving yourself and
doing with yourself and becoming the best you you can be,
God is always working on your behalf, behind some scene
of something that you're in the process of tempting to close.
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But because you're not doing all you can do, you're
limiting you. You are because of your decision not to
give you all and all, you're limiting the opportunities for
God to put his finger on things in touch them
on your behalf. I don't know if the average person
really understands or knows what it takes to truly be
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successful on whatever level you're talking about. But whatever that
level is, I don't care what a dollar amount you've
got attached to it, what level you got if you
have made the decision that you're going to be successful.
I think that a lot of people, the average person,
does not know what that means. Whatever level you've decided
to be successful on. See, that's your level of faith,
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that's where you see your life at. Well, guess what
you got to maximize your efforts to even get to
that level.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
So listen to me.
Speaker 9 (08:53):
If you want to be successful at your church, if
you want to be successful in your relationship, if you
want to be successful down at the daycare, if you
want to be successful at your college, if you want
to be successful on your job, guess what it's gonna take.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
All you got in that world to.
Speaker 9 (09:10):
Become a success. I don't know why people think that.
If you don't want to be what somebody else said,
you ain't got.
Speaker 8 (09:17):
To put forth that effort.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Now, Nah, I ain't wrong.
Speaker 9 (09:20):
You've got to put forth your maximum effort at whatever.
Speaker 8 (09:23):
Role you trying to accomplish. Lord have mersy man.
Speaker 9 (09:27):
How about today though, y'all, how about today Today is
a good one. Let's make today today. Let's get out
of that. Let's get on with it. Stop hesitating, stop delaying,
stop procrastinating, start today. Watch God have something to put
his finger on there. And that's all you're trying to do. Man,
to line yourself up with God's grace, you got to
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put out a lot of effort so God can put
his finger on something. You feel me today, I shall
hope you do because I'm on one today.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Let's go.
Speaker 11 (09:56):
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It's about gratitude, y'all.
Speaker 9 (10:27):
Please don't miss an opportunity to tell God how grateful
you are for all He's done for you. Because listen
to me, y'all, he has done some things for you.
If you woke up today, Yeah, if you got any
measure of health, yeah, if you're working, yeah, if you're
still able to think and reason, yeah, if you got
hopes and dreams, yeah, if you've overcome something.
Speaker 8 (10:48):
Yeah.
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If you're going through something and you don't know what
to do, but he gonna get you through that too. Yeah.
All that's worth gratitude. Gonna get your mind right. Steve
Off Morney Show, Charlie Strawberry callin for Real, Missippi Moni
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Speaker 8 (11:04):
What in the world is going on?
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Yesterday was Easter?
Speaker 10 (11:08):
Man?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
You go, how was your Easter?
Speaker 2 (11:10):
What did you do?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
How you celebrated what you got.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
For Eastern Well?
Speaker 9 (11:13):
I didn't get no new suit or nothing.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Yeah, I was disappointed.
Speaker 9 (11:19):
I didn't get no Easter basket, no green grass, I
didn't have that.
Speaker 8 (11:25):
Yeah, you know, I was alone on Easter, so it
was good.
Speaker 12 (11:31):
Oh what's your favorite part about Easter? What you love
to see happen on Easter when you was growing up?
What was what's your favorite party? But I got a suit,
That's the favorite thing for me.
Speaker 9 (11:41):
I boy, I remember that time I got that shark
skin suit, and I got a patrig golf and some shoes.
But boy, let me tell you something. My brother gave
me a pair of thicking things.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
What's that?
Speaker 9 (11:59):
What's t that's the silk socks with the cord line
in it where where it looked like stocking and then
it's a thick line in it.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Thick and things.
Speaker 9 (12:08):
Oh what, surely you're from Chicago. You saw dudes with
them socks on. They looked they had lines in them,
but they was like like stock.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
They looked like thin. Hold.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Yeah, pips wore pips?
Speaker 8 (12:26):
Heard of them.
Speaker 9 (12:33):
Gotta be a skin suit that was reversible. It was
orange and gray shark skin on one side and it
was a blue gray on the other side.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
What withining a patch scarf?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
So you've always been in fashion like this, Steve.
Speaker 8 (12:53):
Huh always wanted to be into one suit a year.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Okay, okay, one ship.
Speaker 9 (13:00):
That's why it was important to either get a reversible
or ten way from Sears. Sears made a ten way suit,
reversible best reversible jacket, and reversible pants. They said you
could wear it ten ways. I wore forty four ways.
They ain't know what they were doing out They had
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a little car with a pitch on it to show
you the ten ways to wear it.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
That went man.
Speaker 8 (13:26):
Y'all missing so many opportunities.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
They were amateurs, rookies, they were They wasn't pole.
Speaker 11 (13:37):
All right, thank you guys. Coming up at thirty two
minutes after the hour. We'll hear the pastors with a
word right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Folks.
Speaker 8 (13:52):
There are a lot of reasons to like Hyundais.
Speaker 9 (13:56):
Hyundai's done a lot to support American consumers. I mean,
they announced their investment of twenty one billion dollars in
the United States over the next three years that will
expand manufacturing and create more jobs for Americas.
Speaker 7 (14:10):
And they just announced that they will not be raising
MSRP through June second, no matter what. Called five six
two three one four four six zero three for more details.
Speaker 11 (14:22):
All right, ladies and gentlemen, and it's time now for
the pastors. That's Reverend Motown and Deacon Jam.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
With we here today to bring you the wood.
Speaker 9 (14:33):
I have a deacon who will give us a subject matter,
and I will give you the wood. Deaf jam is
your name, and reading is his thing. Let me get
our sermon, bring forth the word.
Speaker 7 (14:55):
All right, pastor, we've got a member that has answd
us about h on this. She's going through something. We're
gonna go from the book of Fantage, y'all, the book
fan Cage, y'all.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
That's very similar to Ruth.
Speaker 7 (15:11):
Yeah, that's right, that's right. Free your cell, free your
sell faster. We're gonna start out the word says, the
scripture says, faster.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Baby. You don't pay me no mind?
Speaker 9 (15:25):
Stop right there.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
You're being ignored.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Or cash to the side. Read you act like you
don't love me no more.
Speaker 9 (15:40):
Stop right there. Fellers have flitter flooded off the window.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Read. Maybe you need some space or some time.
Speaker 9 (15:51):
Stop right there. You need a rule, spread out, go
do something with your Read.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Your attitude is unpredictable.
Speaker 9 (16:03):
Stop right there to unpredictable, predictive preach me and I
can't get a bead or or which the way you're coming?
Speaker 8 (16:22):
Which the way you're going?
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Read?
Speaker 7 (16:24):
And I don't want to make you unhappy. If you're
not happy, then you're free to go home.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Stop right there? The hell is your over here folk.
Speaker 10 (16:37):
With me?
Speaker 9 (16:38):
If that ain't well, you want to be what I'm
about to tell you?
Speaker 8 (16:45):
What you could do with yourself.
Speaker 7 (16:47):
Read, because I don't want you staying around if I
make you so miserable.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Stop right there. I don't want you to stay around.
Jar becall you miserable?
Speaker 9 (17:06):
Why would you be somewhere where it ain't bearable? Why
would you be so well where you miss a rabbi read.
Speaker 7 (17:20):
It sayings passing our head count. Now, if you don't
want me, then don't talk.
Speaker 9 (17:25):
To him, stop right there. If you know that that
that that.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
That really for bed. You don't want me, don't talk.
Speaker 7 (17:35):
Go ahead and free yourself stop right there.
Speaker 9 (17:40):
If you don't won't me, don't talk to me, goodhead,
free your shill, get out, okay by reproduction?
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Yeah, wo re walk.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
A lot of hopes?
Speaker 10 (18:03):
So or not?
Speaker 2 (18:04):
What ot of Quito? Come bye bye?
Speaker 9 (18:09):
Yeah? I style awaygo that's right, that's right, barner chiller,
make it plain, say no more.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Read.
Speaker 7 (18:18):
If you don't want me, then donna talk to me.
Go ahead to someone else.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
For some right there.
Speaker 9 (18:25):
You don't want me, don't talk to me, go ahead,
or someone here, find you somebody you want to talk to.
Find you somebody who can bear with you. Take it,
deal with it copasthetic, yeah or fradulation. Go ahead, you
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heard me.
Speaker 7 (18:56):
Description says now I said, baby, don't you know that
I try? Oh yeah, but the love I had inside
had died?
Speaker 9 (19:05):
Stop right there. I tried but it didn't die. That's
all it said. I tried, but it doesn't die. I
don't feel that way. No more reading.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Won't you be a man? If it's over?
Speaker 9 (19:24):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (19:24):
Lord?
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Stopping right?
Speaker 9 (19:27):
Come on, yes, I'm asking you to do something that
don't seem like you're good at doing.
Speaker 8 (19:36):
I asked the question from the book of Fantasia.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
That's right, that's right. Why won't you be a man over?
Speaker 9 (19:49):
Be a man about it?
Speaker 2 (19:52):
It is over? Why don't you say something? What are
you dragging me through the mother fo If it's all
on you be.
Speaker 7 (20:00):
A man here to say, read and just admit that
things ain't the same.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
We'll stop right there. It ain't that whole right, that's right.
I knew it. You knew it. Why don't you admit it? Read?
Speaker 7 (20:14):
Instead of making me think it's all good between us?
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Which ones to blame? Stop right there?
Speaker 9 (20:22):
Here's your faults. Why you got me thinking I got
something to do with it? If you don't want me,
don't talk to me. Go ahead and free yourself. If
you don't want to talk to me, go on and
find you someone else. Ah, I was here here, but
sho done drifted away. I wanted to be with you,
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with you, you want.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
To be with me?
Speaker 9 (20:47):
Yeah, you stop talking to me. Go ahead and free yourself.
Unchain these doors, take them chains off.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
The doors here. I want you to be free.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
I want you to be for free.
Speaker 9 (21:05):
Free your salf free, your sale, and no one else.
Speaker 11 (21:12):
The passes with a word from the Book of.
Speaker 9 (21:17):
Change or the doors of this churches wide open off
and it ain't for you to come, for you to leave.
Speaker 11 (21:27):
Ask the clo our chief love Officer, Steve Harvey in
the building right after this.
Speaker 8 (21:36):
Folks, there are a lot of reasons to like Hyundai.
Speaker 9 (21:40):
Hyundai's done a lot to support American consumers. I mean,
they announced their investment of twenty one billion dollars in
the United States over the next three years that will
expand manufacturing and create more jobs for Americans.
Speaker 7 (21:54):
And they just announced that they will not be raising
MSRP through June second, no matter what. Call five six
two three one four four six zero three for more.
Speaker 11 (22:05):
Details coming up at the top of the hour and
entertainment news, we'll recap the weekends, trending topics, and top
news stories. That's all coming up at the top of
the hour. We have a great show for you planned today.
Right now, it's time to ask the CLO our Chief
Love Officer, Steve Harvey. This is from Candace in Tacoma.
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Candace rites, I'm getting lighto suction in May. That's next month.
My husband is against it because he will have to
take care of the kids while I'm recovering. He said,
I am selfish. Should that affect my decision?
Speaker 9 (22:39):
Obviously not. You're gonna do it. You got it schedule
for May. You'll probably pay.
Speaker 11 (22:43):
Yeah for this.
Speaker 9 (22:48):
The reason he's calling yourself is just cause it a
cost and he got take cared in kids.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Why you're covering Yeah.
Speaker 9 (22:55):
Maybe you got small kids. This is getting to mimmy makeover.
It's all right. I'm gonna tell you what right now.
Don't go to Miami to get it done. I'm doing
right now.
Speaker 8 (23:06):
Because it ain't going good down there. They ain't got a.
Speaker 9 (23:08):
Good track record. Lord and ladies that's out here messing
with this stuff right here. Get you a licensed practitioner.
Don't try to save money on that. Your health is
to certified lord certified. Come with recommendations. Do not go
down there in these hotel rooms and go down there
to these clinics in Miami. That's just meet Marcus doing
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eight operations in date. It's not safe, ladies. Just be careful.
Speaker 8 (23:34):
That's right, It's not worth it.
Speaker 11 (23:37):
Yeah, all right, well, thank you for that. Colo. Moving
on to harmony and Cedar Hill Harmony Rights. Have broke
up with my boyfriend because he got a call in
the middle of the night and left. He said he
would not have answered it unless it was an emergency.
But he won't tell me who who it was and
why he left.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
Looks like he's cheating. Am I wrong?
Speaker 1 (24:01):
H Well, if.
Speaker 9 (24:03):
You won't tell you who it is, I don't see
why he won't. Yeah, See that's the problem. And if
I'm gonna get up and leave you in the middle
of the night, it's my mama, That's who I'm going.
It's my mama. It's my mama, or my brother. If
I ain't got no brother, he's my best friend. Who
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is my brother? But see, I don't get these young guys.
You've had plenty of time to come up with why
you left with a lie?
Speaker 4 (24:36):
Just say that no, you.
Speaker 9 (24:37):
Come up with the why you left, why you won't
that's say.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
That it is beyond me.
Speaker 9 (24:43):
If you give them nothing, that's where the guilt factor
comes in.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Give them something.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Just because you give him the truth.
Speaker 13 (24:54):
So you're saying, give them something that the truth, why
you offended the truth?
Speaker 4 (25:01):
Wait a minute, my pardner, call me the truth.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
I won't tell him. That just don't sound like it.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
And that is the point.
Speaker 6 (25:15):
You must be.
Speaker 8 (25:18):
Okay, Now, listen to me.
Speaker 9 (25:20):
If he won't tell you, and you say you're gonna
break up, if he won't tell you, and he still
won't tell you, that's cause he don't care.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Yeah, break up. Next, he loved the other one? More dog?
Speaker 9 (25:32):
You tripping at this point, he not gonna tell you,
and you're telling him you're gonna break up if he
don't tell you, and he ain't gonna tell you. He
don't even come up with a lie or you don't care?
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Your call you if you can.
Speaker 13 (25:44):
If he cared, he would lie.
Speaker 11 (25:51):
Lady, Yes, all right. Moving on to Morris and Kalama Zoo,
Morris writes, my wife started using infanity and she's been
calling me out of my name when.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
She gets upset.
Speaker 11 (26:04):
I'm sick of her talking under her breath around me too?
What has gotten into my wife? We've been married four years?
How do I stop it? Right now?
Speaker 8 (26:14):
Well, you gotta sit down. Is you can't stop it?
Speaker 9 (26:16):
You gotta ask, just gotta say, baby, listen to me.
Speaker 8 (26:21):
Let's sit down and talk.
Speaker 9 (26:23):
It's really affected me, the fact that you started using profanity.
But just it just don't seem likes you. It just
don't seem yeah, but it don't seem like it's.
Speaker 8 (26:36):
You in this up.
Speaker 4 (26:43):
And then she talks under her breath, see I.
Speaker 8 (26:46):
Have you got to talk with her? And then she
don't change.
Speaker 4 (26:50):
Then what she don't care? But what happened?
Speaker 11 (26:55):
Where is all of a sudden she just started using
profanity out of the blue.
Speaker 10 (26:59):
She up.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
Yeah, she messed up that badly.
Speaker 9 (27:04):
I mean it's been building up them edible, she's been emble.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
That's what you got out of that. That is your
Thank goodness, you're not.
Speaker 11 (27:16):
She's just mad, that's what she's saying under her bread.
He's sick of that too, But he's acting innocently like
what has gotten into my wife?
Speaker 9 (27:30):
He is, we don't know, so some has gotten into it.
But oh, that's why you got to talk oh gotcha? Okay,
all right, last one, Steve. This is Asia in Brooklyn.
Asia says, I had dinner with a close friend and
she asked how my boyfriend is doing. It made me
(27:51):
wonder why. She asked me that he's cheated before, so
is he cheating again? And she knows something? I'm paranoid?
Should I ask her if she knows anything? Well, she
asked you, how was he doing? Then your response should
have been I think he's doing fine? Do you know
something different? Since y'all close friend, Well, since you asked
(28:15):
just get to the bottom of this here we.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Go, you know?
Speaker 8 (28:20):
Or is it just you paranoid?
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (28:23):
Well, she said, she just asked about it, so you know,
So how you and your boyfriend doing. I know y'all
was messed up before, y'all good? Now it could be
just genuine concerned.
Speaker 11 (28:33):
Yeah, that's that's normal. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (28:37):
Yeah, a question Now if she say, hey, girl, how
you doing? Do you know what Chester is?
Speaker 10 (28:42):
Right?
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Now?
Speaker 11 (28:44):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (28:47):
Who's named Chester?
Speaker 11 (28:56):
Okay? So so should she ask if she knows anything?
Speaker 2 (29:00):
You're saying, I just.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
And I just tell you, yeah you did, so.
Speaker 11 (29:10):
You know what you meant?
Speaker 9 (29:15):
And I'm saying a lot of this for that dude
that wrote in that time told me I got to
do better.
Speaker 4 (29:20):
With your grammar.
Speaker 8 (29:23):
And I'm not.
Speaker 9 (29:27):
I'm here for entertainment. I'm not here to teach grandma.
That's not what this show is about. Hey, you need
to cut on a public radio station if you want
good grandma.
Speaker 8 (29:38):
Listen to some politicians.
Speaker 11 (29:39):
Are you bringing up old stuff?
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Bothering him? Who talking about?
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Let something go?
Speaker 9 (29:52):
And Sherley, what are you talking about? Because you don't
let nothing go.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Yourself?
Speaker 9 (29:59):
You can, I mean you want to blush your glasses
and everything.
Speaker 8 (30:02):
You just bluishie all the time.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
Say Jessel's never done to you.
Speaker 4 (30:13):
That they much my lipstick?
Speaker 11 (30:18):
All right, coming up, I'll live the top of the hour.
Thank you, Carl. Coming up at the top of the hour,
we'll have some entertainment news for you right after this.
You're listening Harvey Morning Show. Well, ladies and gentlemen, Pope Francis,
the leader of the Roman Catholic Church, has died at
eighty eight. Uh. This is after a very lengthy illness.
(30:42):
Pope Francis spent his final days in service of the church,
participating as much as he could in the celebration of Easter.
His death prompts a period of morning after which all
cardinals under the age of eighty will convene to pick
the next leader of the Catholic Church. Pope Francis is
expected to be buried at the ancient Basilica of Saint
(31:03):
Mary Major, which lies outside the Vatican walls. And definitely
our condolences.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Yes, eight years old, Yeah, yeah, good life, good man.
Speaker 11 (31:18):
Certain he was working on Easter Sunday.
Speaker 9 (31:22):
Yeah, you know, didn't he just meet with Vice President Vance?
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (31:30):
Yes, wow, look, yeah but that was Wait a minute, wait,
when did he die because he wasn't didn't he do
something more eastern?
Speaker 4 (31:39):
Yeah, that's what I was saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right
after that.
Speaker 11 (31:44):
Oh good yeah yeah, So our condolences for sure. Former
NFL great Colin Kaepernick is allegedly still training all day
every day for a possible comeback in the NFL.
Speaker 10 (32:00):
Now.
Speaker 11 (32:00):
This is according to his longtime girlfriend Nasa Dia TMZ
caught up with Nasa and she said, quote, nothing has changed.
It's all up to the teams if they let him play.
Kaepernick has not played in the league since twenty sixteen,
and he is now thirty seven years old. Last year
Kaepernick was offered an opportunity to coach with the LA Chargers,
(32:21):
but he didn't accept that. He said to be training.
He has said to be training relentlessly. And here's the question, Steve,
do you think an NFL team will pick him up
at this point?
Speaker 9 (32:32):
Well, if you haven't played in that many years and
your thirty seven, the likelihood is not there.
Speaker 11 (32:39):
Even if he's been training every day.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
It's people playing every day.
Speaker 9 (32:46):
It's to be the quarterback they're not calling though, Yeah,
they're not fitn to be the it's quarterbacks that's playing
every day.
Speaker 8 (32:55):
That's not fitting to be the quarterback team that they own.
Speaker 9 (33:02):
And you know, with all these discussions this year about
cam Ward going one, where is your do or gonna go?
You know, the Eagles and the I mean the Steelers
still looking for somebody the two players went to the
Giants Winston and Russell and you know you're just looking
at I haven't heard his name and come up in
(33:24):
a long time. I wish him well. I loved it, brother.
I wish him nothing but the dark and you know
it could Who am I I'm just saying the likelihood
I would I would have loved to have seen him
have been played because what happened to him was a travesty.
Speaker 13 (33:40):
Yeah, absolutely, you know, yeah, you're right, corrects, definitely right.
Speaker 12 (33:47):
I mean, if they ain't got a call by now,
you ain't got a call by now, the likelihood of
you playing in NFL.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
And it's been ten years, ten almost ten years.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
I have a question for Junior. I bet he still
got it, though.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
I ain't say he ain't got it.
Speaker 8 (34:04):
Yeah, well he got it better and we got it.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
I mean he got our quarterback me.
Speaker 8 (34:15):
Yeah, I have a question for junior.
Speaker 9 (34:19):
Junior, when did you decided to add the gold tee
to the mustache?
Speaker 4 (34:24):
What?
Speaker 1 (34:26):
What does that have to do with college?
Speaker 8 (34:29):
He's not gonna be in the NFL. Junior is on that.
Speaker 4 (34:36):
You're filling in nicely.
Speaker 9 (34:37):
I just want y'all y'all hadn't said nothing. He was
putting the gold tea with the mustache.
Speaker 11 (34:42):
You're the most distracted person ever.
Speaker 8 (34:47):
I'm paying atition every day. I don't know how y'all
ain't looking said.
Speaker 4 (34:53):
Why is that bothering you?
Speaker 10 (34:54):
Though?
Speaker 1 (34:55):
All right?
Speaker 8 (34:55):
How y'all ain't say nothing though?
Speaker 4 (34:58):
Oh man, well you can't.
Speaker 11 (35:01):
Change over here.
Speaker 13 (35:02):
You can't do nothing, honey, without them noticing you.
Speaker 11 (35:07):
All right, Carlowen, come on in Music News, what you
got for us?
Speaker 4 (35:12):
All right, here we go.
Speaker 13 (35:13):
The twenty twenty five Essence Festival lineup. It is out
and you all know the days. July fourth through the
sixth in New Orleans at the Caesars super Dome and
of course the Moreel Convention Center. The festival will be
hosted by Anthony Anderson and Kenny Burson.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Yeah and up in the building.
Speaker 13 (35:35):
Our performers include Glow Ruler, Boys to Men, The Isley Brothers,
Summer Walker, Maxwell Shirley, Yeah Yeap, NAS Junior, Monday Long
and make them say ugh going to.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
New Orleans, Master P Yeah, Master P. Just to name
a few.
Speaker 13 (35:56):
Jermaine Dupree will produce a special tribute to Quincy Jones.
And you know the convention Center they will be shopping, food, cooking, experience,
culture and community discussions. So quickly, who was your all
time favorite Essence performer Essence Fest?
Speaker 9 (36:11):
What't Frankie May right? Frankie Oh, when was clicking his
hands down? Wasn't I have a question about this NAS
boy that's performing. Who is NAS Junior? It's a lot
of NAS is not the greatest rapper. That's not the
Noads you're talking about out of New York.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Yeah, I'm talking about nas.
Speaker 13 (36:32):
I was letting Junior know because he's we're b Yeah,
you thought it was a.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Rapper named Nods. Junior, I don't know is we're talking about.
Speaker 4 (36:50):
Jonah Carl. I'm I pray for you.
Speaker 11 (36:54):
Steve.
Speaker 4 (36:54):
Coming up at twenty minutes later was Junior President Trump nuds.
Speaker 11 (37:00):
Junior President Trump posted what might be the worst Easter
greeting in history. We're going to talk about it right
after this.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
We pat you just make it a little.
Speaker 11 (37:13):
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On Easter Sunday yesterday, President Trump wished Americans a Happy
Easter on truth social in the worst possible way. Trump wrote,
(38:00):
be Easter to all, including the radical left lunatics who
are fighting and scheming so hard to bring murderers, drug lords,
dangerous prisoners, the mentally insane and well known MS thirteen
gang members, and wife beaters back into our country.
Speaker 4 (38:14):
Happy Easter.
Speaker 11 (38:15):
Also to the weak and ineffective judges and law enforcement
officials who are allowing the sinister attack on our nation
to continue, and attacks so violent that it will never
be forgotten. He also batched former President Biden too, but
that does not need to be repeated. Meanwhile, on a
brighter note, what.
Speaker 9 (38:35):
Did he say about Biden? Oh god, oh you know
you don't have it go ahead?
Speaker 11 (38:40):
No anyway. Meanwhile, I didn't mean to make your breath
go away.
Speaker 4 (38:45):
Yeah, it was bad. Though it was bad, it was vile,
thank you.
Speaker 11 (38:49):
Meanwhile, our forever president, former President Barack Obama, posted a
sweeter sentiment for Easter from he and Missus Obama. He
posted quote to everyone celebrating today, yell and I wish
you were blessed, and happy Easter to all the kids
setting off on an Easter egg hunt hunt.
Speaker 4 (39:06):
Good luck.
Speaker 11 (39:06):
We are rooting for you, all right, that's what he said.
Just the comparisons there.
Speaker 9 (39:12):
And if he find some eggs, bring them to this house.
You better not cracking him.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
And back to your question, Steve, about what Biden said.
Speaker 13 (39:26):
I mean about Biden, he was by first our worst
and most incompetent president, a man who had absolutely no
idea what he was doing. He also talked about, uh,
sleepy Joe Biden. I mean, and I'm quoting in part
from different multiple media publications.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
That was CBS student.
Speaker 6 (39:51):
Man, he was the.
Speaker 8 (39:53):
Most unpresidential president.
Speaker 11 (39:57):
Yes, I guess that's what the people like, that's what
they want. Petty, yeah, because he was that term as well.
Speaker 8 (40:04):
I think petty is an understatement.
Speaker 11 (40:06):
Oh really yeah, but from a president to.
Speaker 9 (40:10):
Come on, wow, man, why would you even take a
Happy Eastern message? Do you understand that it's one of
the most religiously recognized holidays around the world. You know,
it's it's about the resurrection of Christ and in the
Christian faith, that's that's the whole anchilada is that he lives.
(40:37):
You take that moment to say stuff about the lunatic left,
those rotten judges that you don't like anybody disagree with
you and then talk about Biden is the worst president man.
Speaker 11 (40:53):
Some people beg to differ with you, sir, now, I.
Speaker 9 (40:56):
Mean you know, I just don't stern that's your message.
Speaker 11 (41:03):
Yes, yeah, yeah, well thank you for that. Coming up
at thirty four minutes after the hour, she is here,
the one and Only Sister Hotel. Right after this you're
listening Steve Harvey Morning Show, ladies and gentleman has promised
she is waiting.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
The world is a ride.
Speaker 6 (41:26):
He rolls only Yes.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
Goud day.
Speaker 3 (41:30):
Yes, he rolled the stone away. He been alive just
like he say, he say, because he rolled just stone away.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
He roll he roll o. Yes, good day, my lord,
my lord.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
Happy there was.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
Yeah, he is risen.
Speaker 4 (41:57):
He had risen, Yes, he had sure glad.
Speaker 8 (42:01):
I wasn't there when they rolled that stowing away.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
I ran right about it.
Speaker 11 (42:04):
There was Sister Hotel. Good morning morning.
Speaker 4 (42:13):
How did it go.
Speaker 11 (42:14):
Yesterday with the kids Easter speech?
Speaker 2 (42:17):
Lord, lord lord?
Speaker 9 (42:19):
Last night was just wrong. I was wrong that little boy.
Oh yes, ma'am. I told him not to give him
a speech. Hellottle boy shut up there and wrapped it.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
Oh he freestyle, girl. I couldn't believe.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
Just up there, just wrapping his little speech.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
You were cure a crew for a.
Speaker 9 (42:44):
Minute, but it went long, and then it got on
and on and any I don't know how in the
Eastern speech he'd got mad at white folks and said somebody,
oh wow, we got three white members and they looked
at just as red.
Speaker 11 (42:58):
Aw went in.
Speaker 4 (43:01):
Yeah, so that's.
Speaker 9 (43:02):
Something crazy about the stone and how he'd have pushed
him in there and then rolled the stone back and sat.
Speaker 8 (43:07):
That went crazy.
Speaker 9 (43:10):
It wasn't good, But anyway, it's over and we got
through it all the little boy that used to starty
like Steve.
Speaker 8 (43:16):
He gave his speech, and how was it? We was
in there for a while.
Speaker 4 (43:23):
The service went over.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
Yeah, it went a little long.
Speaker 9 (43:25):
We ain't getting but two lines and Lord, her messy
two lines?
Speaker 2 (43:30):
What was Yeah?
Speaker 9 (43:31):
We all we all knew the speech by the time
he got through because he repeated it so many times.
Speaker 1 (43:40):
Lord, that was rough.
Speaker 9 (43:42):
And then sister john Needa's baby got them gave her
speech and she had on our uh.
Speaker 2 (43:50):
Day glow lime green dress.
Speaker 11 (43:52):
Question that was my next question, sister there, what kind
of outfits did you see us?
Speaker 10 (43:57):
Woo?
Speaker 9 (43:58):
She had on the day glow line green bright. Now
baby Jesse a dark darken in two thirty.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
Ah, I believe.
Speaker 9 (44:09):
That white standing up looked like the dress had just
came across the stage by myself.
Speaker 4 (44:23):
Up color and Junior said, Lord.
Speaker 8 (44:27):
Him messing, this ain't a tragedy right here.
Speaker 9 (44:34):
We had then we had a little lebino baby. The
little lebino baby came up there, and then he had
on the black suit. We didn't know what was going
on anyway. They know they should have got that baby
a easter color.
Speaker 1 (44:52):
White.
Speaker 9 (44:52):
Yes, whitees white. That's all I ever wear. I'm missionary,
sweet mission yeah college. I was praise dancing. Did just
see the praise dancer?
Speaker 1 (45:01):
Was that part?
Speaker 10 (45:01):
You know?
Speaker 2 (45:02):
They need to shut that down. Praise dance needs to stop.
Speaker 9 (45:04):
They put one more over, the overweight girl in there
that didn't make the drill team.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
It's just a shame.
Speaker 8 (45:14):
These little half inch jumps they be doing.
Speaker 7 (45:16):
You ain't off the ground, Come off the ground.
Speaker 9 (45:21):
It's just the saddest thing. Praise dancing. There's a waste
of time, all them waving all them down. Stuff, Sit down,
you ain't talking, You ain't. You ain't togevel. It's half
inch jumps. It just jump and all them got them
bed sheets on.
Speaker 2 (45:40):
You know, all them bad girls. Ain't a fine ain't
a fine little cute little girl? Ok, there, all of
them just bad building.
Speaker 4 (45:46):
Heavy praise the Lord in the dance that praise.
Speaker 9 (45:50):
The Lord and in the song or something. Let's I'm
gonna go to the past and see if we can't
get it cut out that.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
Odell.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
The show wasn't nice. We had to ship through it.
Speaker 11 (46:03):
Coming up next to is a nephew and today's prank
phone call.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
Right one of them girls were strong, she was strong.
Speaker 8 (46:11):
And round.
Speaker 11 (46:12):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, coming up
at about four minutes after the hour. It's my strawberry
letter for today. Trust me, you're gonna love this one.
You're gonna love it. It's one of our favorites. But
right now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
(46:33):
What you got for is neph.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
I got it for you, sir.
Speaker 7 (46:36):
But before we get into it, let me think Jacksonville,
Floyda for coming out hanging out with the nephew.
Speaker 2 (46:41):
Eastern weekend and Florida. I appreciate y'all.
Speaker 6 (46:45):
Woo.
Speaker 7 (46:46):
I was ignorant, but what but ignorant and sixth at
the same How you do that and then that and
that and that that right there, Junior?
Speaker 2 (46:54):
How to do it? It's so hard, it's so difficult.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
Is it teachable?
Speaker 2 (46:58):
Could you teach me?
Speaker 7 (46:59):
How can I teach sexy and stupid? That's a class?
Speaker 4 (47:03):
Definitely teach stupid. Yeah now that Wait wait wait.
Speaker 7 (47:07):
Wait wait, you got y'all saying I can't teaching you
got a pH d?
Speaker 11 (47:11):
Yeah, you're the professor.
Speaker 7 (47:15):
Heyt But the sexy they go hand in hand.
Speaker 2 (47:18):
Now they both write there together. Hey, how about love
about you? Tom?
Speaker 12 (47:25):
They can't shake your confidence about your sexy you.
Speaker 7 (47:28):
Oh no they can't. No, you can't let that happen. No, don't, Junior,
don't never let nobody shake your sex.
Speaker 11 (47:35):
Keep your sexy, always your joy.
Speaker 7 (47:38):
That's about what I'll be telling them. I walk outside
in the backyard naked because I'm comfortable, because I'm.
Speaker 4 (47:45):
Comfortable with my yourself.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
I want you a lot today, Junior.
Speaker 7 (47:50):
I want you to try about six thirty this evening,
walk out in your backyard.
Speaker 13 (47:55):
But he doesn't have a sense, so that everybody's home
from work.
Speaker 12 (48:00):
Everybody ain't got no offense over here, So it is
that's a lot.
Speaker 7 (48:03):
Walk out there when you see neighbors. Just wait, just
why act like look, this is how you do it, Junr.
Act like you got clothes on and just way speak
to him. Way, what's your next little neighbor name? What's
first name?
Speaker 1 (48:19):
Louise?
Speaker 7 (48:20):
Hey, miss Louise, how you doing? And just wait and
just gone keep on walking through the yards. Mister Louise, Oh,
mister Louise, Louise, Oh my man, I done got it wrong.
See what I'm saying. When you're naked, you don't care.
Speaker 13 (48:40):
But and you see what we said about the stupidity WITHHD.
Speaker 1 (48:46):
Say you are the professor, all right.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
You go to Frank of to day. This is I
got papers on that man. I got papers on that man.
I'll give you what.
Speaker 10 (49:02):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Uh is this Phyllis? Yes,
it is too, I'm speaking to all right, Phillis. This
is this is time down at the job I worked
out here with claim your husband, clem claim?
Speaker 14 (49:19):
Oh okay, yeah, okay, how are you?
Speaker 10 (49:22):
I'm good? He slipped and failed today? What and uh
he hurt himself? Uh uh he got leaves a little
shaken up here at the job. So what happened?
Speaker 14 (49:34):
What do you what do you what happened?
Speaker 10 (49:36):
Well, I think he definitely pulled something in his back.
But we now, who are you? Now? I'm his wife,
I'm just my Philly. You're you're you're Phyllis.
Speaker 14 (49:52):
That's right, that's right.
Speaker 10 (49:54):
Okay, because we got listed that his wife is Janis
and we tried to call her earlier, but we.
Speaker 14 (50:00):
I'm his wife, I'm his wife. I don't know Janet.
Who the hell is Janet?
Speaker 10 (50:06):
Janis is who we have listed for a contact? When? When?
When it's emergency contract or something happened?
Speaker 14 (50:13):
Y'all got that mixed up? Now, I must have mixed
that up somehow. He wouldn't have put no, no Janice
as his wife. I'm his wife, Sally, So I don't
know who messed up. But that ain't right. I'm the wife.
Speaker 10 (50:25):
Okay, Well, it has her listed as the wife and
call her as a contact if something goes wrong.
Speaker 14 (50:31):
But I don't know what to tell you because I'm
his wife, now, don't I don't know who messed up?
Speaker 10 (50:37):
Hold on one second, let me let me click over.
One second of a call comes down. One second.
Speaker 14 (50:42):
That's Janus on the DIGO.
Speaker 11 (50:45):
What's about?
Speaker 10 (50:49):
Okay? That was Jannis what she said. She she's gonna
come out to the job, so you have.
Speaker 14 (50:57):
To No, No, I'm coming out to the job. I'm
his wont I don't know who No Janee is that
John need to get it straight because I'm.
Speaker 10 (51:07):
She's gonna she's she said she's gonna come and take
it to the doctor.
Speaker 14 (51:10):
No, she ain't nowhere. So I'm his wife. I'm talking
in y'all you don't let you don't release my husband
the naughty I'm his freaking white.
Speaker 10 (51:20):
So y'all need to see y'all that Jannis says she'll
be right here in ten minutes.
Speaker 6 (51:25):
Well, I got right.
Speaker 14 (51:27):
I bet I'll be there in ten minutes too, And
I bet y'all better not release my husband and nobody.
I'm a white. I don't know who No Jennif.
Speaker 10 (51:34):
Is, but y'all need to get that straight. I'm on
my west.
Speaker 14 (51:38):
You tell Jane's did she beat me there to all
that sister produce some become very certificate papers or something
to tell her to produce fat I got the papers
on that, man.
Speaker 10 (51:50):
Okay. Well, I'm just saying, uh, Jannis is he does
have her on the list, man, So I can't what
do you have on.
Speaker 14 (51:58):
The list side, I don't give it. What's on the.
Speaker 10 (52:00):
List on the list man? Why would her name be
above your name on the list?
Speaker 14 (52:06):
You know what, I'm not gonna play this little ring
around the rosie with you. I got papers on that, man,
so you better meet Bessie. I'll best hold up until
I get there and tell y'all want some more problems.
Speaker 10 (52:16):
I'm going to release them to that as soon as you.
Speaker 14 (52:18):
Get this, sir, you better release my husband another body.
All y'all be laid out on the floor. So I'm
gonna tell you right now if my husband is going
when i'll get there, it's gonna be some full.
Speaker 10 (52:28):
Blown going down.
Speaker 14 (52:30):
So your best just wait till I get that. This
is a bunch of bully, but it's gonna m when they'll.
Speaker 10 (52:34):
Get down on her way. I got to hung up
with you.
Speaker 14 (52:37):
I ain't got time to play with you either, So
I'm all my way. Because you don't ask her for this,
Jane's might get a beat down and y'all go get
some businesses.
Speaker 10 (52:45):
My husband ain't there.
Speaker 14 (52:50):
I ain't got time to be grown walking for what
you're playing ring around the road. I'm a glad woman,
I got you to go. I seem like I got
some business to take care of over that.
Speaker 10 (53:01):
Okay, well, well what am I supposed to do with Jannis?
Speaker 14 (53:04):
Like y'all said, If you tell that the home off,
I'm on my way. She's trying to represent like he mean,
trying to be me.
Speaker 10 (53:14):
Okay, you want to tell her wife you might? What
what do you? What do you want me to tell? Tommy?
Speaker 14 (53:24):
Who?
Speaker 10 (53:25):
Tommy? I don't even know the sorry who?
Speaker 9 (53:27):
Tell me?
Speaker 10 (53:28):
That's me? Baby? This is nephew Tommy from the Steve
Halby Morning Show. Yo. Him got me to pray fall
call you.
Speaker 14 (53:41):
Okay, y'allolish, Okay, yeah, I'm okay, don't know you tell
me over there. I ain't trying to be paying with
y'all like this, trying to get back.
Speaker 10 (53:55):
What I'm gonna figure all y'all, Hey, I got one
more saying that it's your favorite? What's the radio what's
the baddest radio show in the layer?
Speaker 2 (54:10):
That's it?
Speaker 8 (54:11):
Right then?
Speaker 4 (54:11):
All right, now, all right, all right?
Speaker 11 (54:13):
Thank you coming.
Speaker 2 (54:15):
Give me more praise than that shirt.
Speaker 11 (54:17):
Okay, pranks, stupid all that.
Speaker 4 (54:19):
Yeah, it was great, But.
Speaker 1 (54:23):
Because he's getting a little he too.
Speaker 11 (54:29):
Praise and we didn't give him.
Speaker 8 (54:31):
Oh okay, okay, okay, let me help out a little bit.
Speaker 7 (54:34):
Okay, y'all got so used to him to where y'all
don't really see the gift in it.
Speaker 2 (54:40):
And that's the part I got with you.
Speaker 1 (54:43):
I don't think that's the words you're looking for.
Speaker 2 (54:45):
That's what the gift.
Speaker 9 (54:47):
No, it ain't that we used to the pranks. We
love the pranks, least you that we tied.
Speaker 6 (54:55):
You.
Speaker 7 (54:56):
Like I said, you're actually tied on my sexty. That
bothers you. You, that's what bull.
Speaker 2 (55:01):
Listen to me.
Speaker 9 (55:01):
I'm so not tired of it, cause I ain't exist. Yeah,
I'm tired of you thinking you got some you ain't got.
Speaker 7 (55:12):
Listen, Louisville, Kentucky. Louisville, Kentucky. Sexy is coming your way.
Sexy and stupid is coming your way Memorial Weekend at
the Louisville Comedy Club. You do not want to miss it,
all right, stupid and sexy all at the same time
rolled up in one more Memorial Weekend. Get your tickets.
They don't say it right now. Stupid on the way.
Speaker 11 (55:33):
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(56:18):
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Speaker 2 (56:38):
You never know, right, you never know. Bugle up, hold
on tight, We got it for you here. It is
a Strawberry letter.
Speaker 4 (56:45):
Subject this cannot be my life.
Speaker 11 (56:48):
Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm a thirty five year old female
with a cute face and a small waste. I haven't
had any trouble meeting men, but i've had trouble keeping
a man. That's all behind me now because I'm seeing
a man that caters to me, respects me, and will
do anything he needs to do to put a smile
on my face. He thinks ahead and is a great planner.
(57:12):
We've been dating almost a year and he wants to
go on an anniversary trip, so I think he might
be ready to propose. I got rid of all my
exes and I changed my life around to make sure
my past is in the past. I stopped hanging out
and I stopped posting suggestive pictures on social media because
(57:32):
I wanted to have a queenlike behavior for my king.
Our first date was at his house and we had
grill steaks, a lot of wine, and a lot of
great conversation. He told me upfront that he wants to
be married, but he wants the option to have more
than one woman in his life if it's okay with
(57:54):
his wife. I love women, too, so we have that
in common. Throughout our relationship, We've had six different girls
in our bed. I submit to him in bed and
do whatever he tells me to do, and it drives
him wild. We've been.
Speaker 2 (58:15):
Huh, I'm sorry, Go ahead, go ahead.
Speaker 4 (58:17):
We've been.
Speaker 11 (58:18):
We've been to counseling together because his last girlfriend got
jealous and flipped out on him, so he thought it
would help me. Here's my problem, though. My mother and
I are very close, so she is aware of what's
going on in my relationship. She doesn't condone it, and
she told me if my boyfriend proposals, she will be
(58:38):
out of my life for good. I told her, I
cannot believe this is my life with such a handsome,
caring and open man. I may never find another man
that I'm this compatible with. Why is my mother being
so judgmental and why is she forcing me to make
a choice? Well, I don't think she is. But if
(58:59):
your mother is foreing you to make a choice, as
you say in the letter, she wants you to choose
you in this instance. She doesn't want you to marry
a man who wants other women. Your mom doesn't want
her beautiful daughter having threesomes and being some man sex slave.
That that's just how a parent thinks. That's just a parent.
Speaker 4 (59:19):
I mean, do you.
Speaker 11 (59:19):
Honestly think this is the way to keep a man.
Speaker 4 (59:24):
Now.
Speaker 11 (59:24):
Does your mom wants you to be happy and live
your life and all of that. Of course she does, yes,
but she wants you to be your own woman on
your own terms, not because that's what this man wants.
You say you like women too, right, But can you
spend time with them alone? Can you?
Speaker 10 (59:41):
You know?
Speaker 11 (59:41):
And not with him and all of that. I highly
doubt it because it doesn't sound like he cares what
you want as long as you submit to him and
continue to drive him wild. Like you said in the letter,
no parent's ever going to give their blessing to this
kind of marital arrangement. It is just to one sided
all him, know you, and for that reason, your mom
(01:00:02):
will never like him. That's why she says she's out.
She doesn't want to support this. And as a mother myself,
I can tell you that there may not be anything
I can do about it, but I would never agree
to my daughter being with a guy like this either.
Speaker 9 (01:00:16):
No, Steve very very well said, being a mother you
all so I like your response. This letter has so
many yeah ignorant statements in it throughout the letter that
I almost don't know how to respond to this letter,
But I.
Speaker 8 (01:00:36):
Want to go to the very last line of the letter.
Speaker 9 (01:00:39):
And after this letter, this girl says, why is my
mother being so judgmental? And why is she forcing me
to make a decision after this ignorant letter that I'm
about to read. That's what your takeaway was, right, Why
is my mother being so judgmental? Well, let's read this
letter out loud. I'm thirty five year old female with
(01:01:01):
a qte face and a small waist. I haven't had
any trouble meeting men, but I've had trouble keeping a
man well. And after you read this letter, we about
to find out why. Let's go, here we go. That's
all behind me now, because I'm seeing a man that
caters to me, respects me, and he would do anything
he needs to do to put a smile on my face.
(01:01:21):
He thinks ahead and is a great planner. So let
me show you how great of a planner he is
and how far he think ahead.
Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
Let me go a skip down to this line in
the letter.
Speaker 9 (01:01:33):
He told me of front that he wants to be married,
but he wants an option to have more than one
woman in his life if that's okay with his wife.
Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
Yeah, that's what I call playing in there.
Speaker 9 (01:01:45):
Oh yeah, he was playing it sid sound kind.
Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
Of like a plot, but if you want to call
it a plan.
Speaker 9 (01:01:52):
Okay, lady, he was playing in the head and he
thinks ahead. Yeah, nothing he done, told yo, stupid, this
some information to see how it's set with you the
first Okay, now let's go back up the letter.
Speaker 8 (01:02:05):
He thinks ahead as a great planner.
Speaker 9 (01:02:07):
We've been dating almost a year and he wants to
do an anniversary trip, so I think he might be
ready to propose. Now here's what the line where she
starts telling on herself. I got rid of all my exes.
Wait a minute, if you have an ex, why would
you have to get rid of him? See but with
(01:02:29):
dealing with somebody who keeps all her exes in her life,
so she keeps god to get rid of all my exes,
I changed my life around to make sure my past
is the past. That means she'd have done a lot
of sketchy stuff. I stopped hanging out and stop posting
suggested pictures on social media because I wanted to have
(01:02:51):
queenlight behavior from my king. All right, we come back,
I'm gonna close out.
Speaker 11 (01:02:56):
Of yes, hang on, we'll get part two of Steve's response.
Come up at twenty three minutes after the hour. Subject
for today's strawberry letter, this Cannot be My Life. We'll
get back into it right after this. You're listening Steve
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Come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter, the subject
this Cannot be My Life.
Speaker 9 (01:03:49):
Well, let's get on with this netting letter entitled this Cannot.
Speaker 8 (01:03:53):
Be My life.
Speaker 9 (01:03:54):
Thirty five year old female got a Q face and
small waists, has never had trouble meeting me, but been
having trouble keeping him. And I'm about to tell you
why she met this guy. She says, that's a great planner.
We'll get into that we've been dating almost a year.
He wants to go on anniversary trips, so I think
he might be ready to propose, or if she ain't.
Got the cart and in front of this horse right here,
(01:04:14):
horse in front of this car.
Speaker 8 (01:04:16):
Watch this igna mess right here. I got rid of
all my exites.
Speaker 9 (01:04:21):
Now, like I said before, if they your exis, why
would you have to get rid of it? But this
is a woman that hangs on to a lot of people,
and I changed my life around to make sure.
Speaker 8 (01:04:31):
My past is in the past.
Speaker 9 (01:04:34):
See, you can't all of a sudden erase your past.
Speaker 8 (01:04:38):
I can tell you that right now.
Speaker 9 (01:04:40):
So I don't know what you think you then done
to make sure your pass is in your past. But
it don't work like that, lady. You just can't wipe
the slate clean yourself. I mean, God can forgive you
for anything, but you can't. Just too many people go.
And then I stopped hanging out and I stopped posting
suggested pictures on social media because I want to have
(01:05:02):
queen like behavior from my king.
Speaker 8 (01:05:06):
Now, let me explain something to you.
Speaker 9 (01:05:09):
I'm pretty sure the way y'all met was on social media.
So this man that you're going out on this date
with on your first date that you're about to describe
before you took the pictures off and found out he
was your king. That's how y'all hooked up. He saw
the suggestion picture he been on your Facebook page. He
(01:05:34):
know how many friends you got. He know you why,
that's why y'all out on this date. So now on
our first day was at his house and we had
real steaks in a lot of ones. And it'll kill
me when women go over a manhouse and they get
a steak and they think that's how I end. It's
just food, that's all it is. It's just that he's
(01:05:55):
of meat. We had grill steaks. What you the only
person that balls a steak in the Crock party, Shirley Strawberard.
The rest of us grilliz steaks. So that ain't nothing new.
And you had a lot of wine and a lot
of great conversations. He told me up front he wants
to be married, but he wants an option to have
(01:06:17):
more than one woman in his life. This is okay
with me. Then here's the line that sets it off.
Speaker 2 (01:06:24):
I love women too.
Speaker 8 (01:06:26):
So we had that in common.
Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
That ain't nothing to have.
Speaker 9 (01:06:29):
In coming Throughout our relationship, we have had six different
girls in our bed. I submit to him in bed
and do whatever he tells me to do, and it
drives him wild. Drive anybody while, Hell, if you do
everything I tell you to do. Hell, who ain't finna
go wild for that? I can't even get my wife
(01:06:51):
to watch the same TV show I want to watch.
Speaker 8 (01:06:53):
Hell, yeah, that'll drive me wild.
Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
Try that on him.
Speaker 8 (01:07:00):
We've been to Now here's the other part.
Speaker 9 (01:07:02):
We been to counseling together because his last girlfriend got
jealous and flipped out on him, so he thought it
would help me.
Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
Here's my problem though. What Wait a minute, y'all.
Speaker 9 (01:07:13):
Went to counseling because his last girlfriend flipped out on
him and he thought counseling would help you. What kind
of swing of counselor he going to to help y'all
get through this? Right here? Here's the other part. My
mother and I are very close, so she's aware of
(01:07:34):
what's going on in my relationship. Wait, man, hold on,
you told your mamad You told your mama that she
doesn't condone it, and she told me that if my
boyfriend proposes, she would be out of my life for good.
Speaker 8 (01:07:46):
I told her I can't believe this is my life with.
Speaker 9 (01:07:49):
Such a handsome man carrying an open man. I may
never find another man that I'm thiscompatible with. Why is
my mother being so judgment Why she forced me to
make such a choice?
Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
Wait, mnhold later.
Speaker 9 (01:08:03):
All this crazy messing this letter you worried about? Why
your mama being judgmental? You don't see the craziness in
this letter? The six girls in y'all's bed, this anniversary trip,
y'all going on?
Speaker 8 (01:08:18):
Where you think he fit in and proposed.
Speaker 2 (01:08:21):
Proposed to you for what?
Speaker 8 (01:08:24):
Let me ask you a question, why would he marry you?
Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
When he get in everything? He won't from you?
Speaker 9 (01:08:32):
What's to marry? He'd had six different girls in y'all's bed.
He told you to begin it. He wants to get married.
He loved to get married one day, but he wants
a woman in his life that's okay with him having
other women. He didn't say he wanted to marry you.
Once again, here's a woman plugging herself into the equation.
(01:08:54):
He did not say he wanted to marry you.
Speaker 2 (01:08:57):
And even if you do get.
Speaker 8 (01:08:58):
Married, what are y'all vows for?
Speaker 11 (01:09:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (01:09:04):
To cleave only unto her, which one of these vows
y'all want to break first to love and honor?
Speaker 8 (01:09:11):
Which one you want to break first? For better or
for worse?
Speaker 9 (01:09:15):
Y'all already in the worst relationship you could be in,
so all you can do is get married and hope
it get better. Marry him for what? What is the
what do you need a holy matrimum, a ceremony for
to bless?
Speaker 1 (01:09:31):
What?
Speaker 2 (01:09:32):
Married for what?
Speaker 1 (01:09:34):
Girl?
Speaker 8 (01:09:35):
You're crazy?
Speaker 10 (01:09:36):
For real?
Speaker 9 (01:09:37):
Yo, Mama don't want to talk to you no more,
and don't write us no more either.
Speaker 11 (01:09:41):
We don't want to talk to her anymore.
Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
All right?
Speaker 4 (01:09:45):
Thank you?
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Speaker 4 (01:10:46):
It is time now for junior and sports talk.
Speaker 11 (01:10:49):
What you got junior?
Speaker 12 (01:10:51):
It was NBA playoff basketball all weekend long over Easter weekend.
Speaker 1 (01:10:55):
Let's get into it. Hoo.
Speaker 12 (01:10:56):
I don't want to talk about our team, Tommy, just
don't want to talk about.
Speaker 8 (01:10:59):
Ours for what happened?
Speaker 2 (01:11:01):
Hey, we ain't we get to them?
Speaker 10 (01:11:03):
Uh?
Speaker 12 (01:11:03):
The Pacers, The Pacers, Uh beat the Bucks one seventeen
to ninety eight.
Speaker 2 (01:11:08):
Okay.
Speaker 12 (01:11:09):
Then you had the Clippers and the Nuggets.
Speaker 2 (01:11:11):
That was a good game.
Speaker 12 (01:11:12):
The Nuggets pulled it off in overtime one twelve to
one ten. Then we had the next beating the Pistons
one twenty three to one twelve. All right, the Lakers
they fell short to the temper were one seventeen to
ninety five. Then you had the Grizzlies fall short to
the Thunder. Did you see this game one thirty one.
Speaker 8 (01:11:31):
To eighty What is you waiting on?
Speaker 6 (01:11:33):
I just saying, did you.
Speaker 12 (01:11:34):
Say one thirty one to eighty they that's fifty one
points in the playoffs?
Speaker 2 (01:11:37):
You just that's it? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (01:11:40):
Yeah, because okay, so you're gonna be in the Western front.
What is you waiting on?
Speaker 1 (01:11:44):
Then we got the Celtics.
Speaker 12 (01:11:46):
You know, they beat the Magic One, went on three
to eighty six, you know, you know, and they worried
about your boy Tatum. He may have had a spring wrist,
but he said that the X ray came back clean,
so he fined.
Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
Oh that's good.
Speaker 12 (01:11:57):
I like, yeah that yeah, because you know what happened
to him, broke his leg every time you go to
that rim, stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (01:12:02):
You know, so you know that.
Speaker 2 (01:12:04):
Did you mention the Houston Scott? Wait a minute.
Speaker 12 (01:12:06):
Then you had your cavaliers man, the cavaliers Man boy
one twenty one to one hundred over the heat.
Speaker 2 (01:12:13):
What hey, Yeah, that's what I was waiting on. That's
that's I don't know what took you so long?
Speaker 8 (01:12:20):
Now, I don't know why you would saying that bad
news for last I don't.
Speaker 9 (01:12:23):
I don't. I don't understand the crescendo that you be
trying to build bring up our team. I don't you
gon't bring them up?
Speaker 12 (01:12:30):
Okay, Well, the Rockets lost by tea into the Warriors.
Speaker 9 (01:12:34):
Dog, y'all really don't y'all really think y'all gonna beat
Golden State.
Speaker 1 (01:12:38):
We're supposed to be the number two seed.
Speaker 2 (01:12:40):
You're the number what we're number two seed in the West?
Speaker 8 (01:12:43):
Dog were playing basketball?
Speaker 4 (01:12:46):
They number seven.
Speaker 9 (01:12:49):
This ain't a seed competition. This is basketball. That's Steph
Carry Yeah, had thirty and Jimmy buckets.
Speaker 8 (01:12:59):
Yeah, yeah, twenty five.
Speaker 2 (01:13:03):
What are y'all not gonna fin to beat them?
Speaker 12 (01:13:06):
You y'all, y'all, okay, it's just one dad, It's just
one game, that's all.
Speaker 1 (01:13:10):
It is just one game.
Speaker 8 (01:13:11):
We just down one, that's all.
Speaker 1 (01:13:13):
Okay, we have me too. You know, you ain't been playing.
Speaker 2 (01:13:19):
They had.
Speaker 1 (01:13:20):
They just played their way into the tournament. They had
to play.
Speaker 12 (01:13:22):
They played, so they playing, So don't worry that it's
not our fault tonight. We had the Pistons in the
Knicks and the Clippers and the Nuggets for game too,
So there you have it.
Speaker 1 (01:13:33):
That's NBA.
Speaker 12 (01:13:34):
Per I don't like the way you're doing us, y'all.
Won just focus on your YO, your series, y'all gotta.
Speaker 9 (01:13:40):
I was focused. You the one say the worst for
last yo. You did that. You know you probably need
to reorganize your sports because you gave me too long.
You save yourself for last, and you're gonna get it.
Speaker 11 (01:13:52):
Thank your coming up next to wife is concerned that
her husband might be cheating on her and she needs
some advice Steve. Right after this, you're listening to the
Steve Harvey Morning Show. This one is from Erica in Newark,
Erica says, I am fifty and going through menopause. I
(01:14:13):
am afraid that my husband is not getting his needs
met and will cheat on me. I haven't been in
the mood for intimacy in a while. He told me
he's fine and he supports me during this time, but
he's coming home later, and he's been out on Saturdays
with his friends more than normal. I feel like he
is being more distant. Should I ask him if he's
(01:14:33):
got someone else?
Speaker 8 (01:14:35):
Well? You can ask, but I can assure you he
gonna say no.
Speaker 11 (01:14:43):
Well, yeah, so.
Speaker 9 (01:14:46):
I don't know what y'all hoping to get. But his
only response is absolutely not.
Speaker 11 (01:14:52):
Yeah, I support you.
Speaker 9 (01:14:53):
Now, I don't know what menopause is. I don't really
understand this, so I'm staying off that subject. But obviously
it got you feel in some kind of way out yourself.
So let's just leave that at that. I don't want
to start nothing on this show, so let's just lead
that right there. Here we go, because I ain't said nothing,
(01:15:14):
but I will say this, there has been a lot
of faning on this show before.
Speaker 11 (01:15:22):
What Yeah, all right, so she can ask him, but
she's not gonna get the truth.
Speaker 9 (01:15:30):
Is what you're saying, lady, ain't the way in the
world he's finn to tell you that. Yeah, and he
may not be so no.
Speaker 11 (01:15:37):
Yeah, Well, hopefully she can get some meds to deal
with her menopause, and how not be I said that.
I certainly said it.
Speaker 8 (01:15:49):
I didn't say that.
Speaker 11 (01:15:50):
Yeah, it's okay. If you said it, it's okay. No,
it's not it would be okay.
Speaker 2 (01:15:55):
Well, let me just say this.
Speaker 11 (01:15:57):
If there is some meds, there is there are.
Speaker 8 (01:16:00):
I would buy him and have them on me at all.
Speaker 4 (01:16:02):
Time as a man for women.
Speaker 2 (01:16:06):
When you started tripping, I take it.
Speaker 13 (01:16:10):
Y'all need something too, uh huh?
Speaker 2 (01:16:13):
Hell yeah to deal with y'all.
Speaker 11 (01:16:14):
Oh no, anyway, No, all right, we have time for
another one, Steve. This one's from Destiny in Colombia. Destiny says,
my boyfriend is nine years older than I am. He's
divorced and brings his two children on a lot of
our dates. He has them two weekends a month, and
when he's not with the kids, he wants to go clubbing,
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So I only get to hang out with him when
he's got the kids. He has left them. He has
left them with me a few times and they don't
even know me.
Speaker 10 (01:16:43):
Am.
Speaker 11 (01:16:43):
I his girlfriend or a convenient babysitter when he's got
his kids.
Speaker 9 (01:16:48):
Yeah, you just feeling you just feeling the void because
when he ain't with him, he go club and if
that ain't.
Speaker 1 (01:16:55):
With you, Yeah.
Speaker 8 (01:16:56):
Girl, you need to know your role.
Speaker 9 (01:16:59):
By he found somebody to take care of the kids
and leave with you while he go do something else.
And when he don't have the weekends with the kids,
he go club and without you.
Speaker 2 (01:17:10):
Come on, Destiny, girl, what's.
Speaker 9 (01:17:12):
The matter with you? You don't see that. We saw it
in this little moment right here.
Speaker 2 (01:17:16):
We just heard it.
Speaker 11 (01:17:17):
Yeah, yep, come on, Destiny, you could do better. Seriously.
Speaker 9 (01:17:23):
Yeah, it'll be a rap though soon as you hear
you ain't my mama?
Speaker 4 (01:17:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:17:32):
Who are you?
Speaker 2 (01:17:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:17:33):
She said, they don't even know her, she said, the
kids don't even know.
Speaker 2 (01:17:37):
I've had I've had it.
Speaker 8 (01:17:38):
I've had a child say that to me before, not one, no, no, no?
Speaker 10 (01:17:44):
Why?
Speaker 8 (01:17:45):
Well where are at though?
Speaker 11 (01:17:49):
I'm here?
Speaker 9 (01:17:50):
Yeah, this little boy was six years old? You ain't
my daddy? Well where at? Because according to your mama,
you ain't never met him before? So oh wow, with
a little mouth hanging over, I tried to sting his
You gonna wait to let mama go in the kitchen
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come talking about you ain't my daddy?
Speaker 8 (01:18:13):
What hell is it? Accordant to you?
Speaker 2 (01:18:16):
Mamma, you ain't never met.
Speaker 9 (01:18:17):
Him, So I might be your daddy and you don't
even know it.
Speaker 2 (01:18:20):
So off to therapy for you.
Speaker 11 (01:18:28):
That's so crazy. Yeah, So Destiny, please, you are a
convenient babysitter. You answered your own question in your own question,
Yeah for sure.
Speaker 2 (01:18:40):
All right.
Speaker 11 (01:18:40):
Coming up next, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey
Morning Show right after this.
Speaker 1 (01:18:45):
Just a look, you're.
Speaker 11 (01:18:48):
Listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Okay, so guys.
On the season finale of The Kardashians on Hulu, Chloe
revealed that her ex husband Lamar bought a custom blow
up sex doll last year that looks exactly like her.
Chloe told her mom Chris, that Lamar sends her strange
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videos of him and the doll getting it on. Chloe
slammed Lamar and called him so demonic and unwell, so
is that weird or what do you think?
Speaker 2 (01:19:19):
I mean?
Speaker 4 (01:19:19):
Would you buy a blow up doll that looks just
like your ex if you were still in love with
your ex?
Speaker 10 (01:19:25):
Right?
Speaker 8 (01:19:25):
Where did you find that.
Speaker 4 (01:19:28):
Real hair? Yeah?
Speaker 11 (01:19:32):
Yeah, it's not just your normal average blow up doll.
Now it looks like Chloe Kardashian.
Speaker 12 (01:19:37):
I didn't like the live version of my eighth girlfriend.
I'm sure he could get the dog. The live version was, yeah.
Speaker 13 (01:19:45):
That's here, but you know it was in the brothel,
and you know Lamar got some issues.
Speaker 11 (01:19:50):
Yeah, definitely, and Chloe saw him through those issues.
Speaker 4 (01:19:53):
Remember she was at the hospital with it every single day.
Speaker 1 (01:19:57):
Yeah, she was right.
Speaker 2 (01:19:59):
There where was the broth again?
Speaker 11 (01:20:02):
We's in Vegas, Vegas.
Speaker 2 (01:20:04):
Yeah, to Vegas. Man, take a trip.
Speaker 4 (01:20:09):
See he's so stupid, feel so stupid.
Speaker 8 (01:20:11):
I don't involves.
Speaker 10 (01:20:23):
Tried it.
Speaker 11 (01:20:23):
He tried it.
Speaker 4 (01:20:24):
He tried it.
Speaker 2 (01:20:26):
Brothelat brother.
Speaker 9 (01:20:27):
Hey, we're going to Hey, hey, hey, your time is
all sold?
Speaker 11 (01:20:32):
All right, guys, thank you? Coming up next it is
we'll play around it. Would you rather?
Speaker 4 (01:20:36):
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It's time now for a round of would you rather?
Would you rather eat nothing but carbs for a whole
month or everything deep fried?
Speaker 9 (01:21:23):
Even though you're gonna be well, I would take everything
deep fried before.
Speaker 8 (01:21:28):
I just ate carbs because you would have some protein
in it.
Speaker 4 (01:21:34):
Chin off, yeah, chicken.
Speaker 9 (01:21:36):
Yeah, you gotta have some protein if you only eat
carbs for a month.
Speaker 8 (01:21:40):
Locked up, you fat?
Speaker 10 (01:21:43):
Yeah you.
Speaker 9 (01:21:44):
I don't care who you are, Lee HAINI gave me
these famous words. You cannot out train a bad guy.
Speaker 11 (01:21:52):
Yeah, okay, all.
Speaker 4 (01:21:54):
Right, all right?
Speaker 11 (01:21:55):
Would you rather spend forty eight hours in space or
would you rather spend forty eight hours in a submarine?
Speaker 4 (01:22:01):
Which one?
Speaker 10 (01:22:02):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:22:04):
I think I'm gonna take the space, not that submarine.
I can't do that, so.
Speaker 8 (01:22:08):
I ain't submarine?
Speaker 9 (01:22:10):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (01:22:11):
And the last submarine didn't work that so no? Why not?
Speaker 1 (01:22:16):
The people?
Speaker 2 (01:22:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (01:22:18):
Okay, even if we get out, I can't swim, so no, what.
Speaker 2 (01:22:23):
All right?
Speaker 9 (01:22:24):
If I fall out the sky, we might and then
that's some mohill to and there's some water.
Speaker 11 (01:22:31):
Let's move on.
Speaker 4 (01:22:33):
Shout out to gil king by the way.
Speaker 2 (01:22:35):
Just went up there.
Speaker 11 (01:22:37):
Yep, she faced her fears and did it. So congratulations.
Speaker 1 (01:22:41):
Ain't nothing to be going to space?
Speaker 4 (01:22:46):
You have a water flying?
Speaker 10 (01:22:49):
What?
Speaker 9 (01:22:49):
Because yeah, I saw the video of her and Oprah
on that seaplane the tiler was flying and she done
faced her fields? What is you off that fault?
Speaker 1 (01:23:04):
That's what it is?
Speaker 9 (01:23:05):
You mad?
Speaker 1 (01:23:06):
She went up there, they.
Speaker 8 (01:23:08):
Went acting white.
Speaker 11 (01:23:12):
It was another sister on board with them too, Katie
rock on there.
Speaker 13 (01:23:15):
Yeah, a black woman, rocket scientists, historic flock, all female.
Speaker 2 (01:23:22):
If you got off of to go, you wouldn't go
for how much.
Speaker 1 (01:23:28):
You want to go?
Speaker 11 (01:23:29):
You got her guys?
Speaker 8 (01:23:31):
All right, I'll tell you what make me off?
Speaker 4 (01:23:33):
Ten million?
Speaker 1 (01:23:34):
No, wait, ten minutes for ten minutes. They were up
there for ten minutes.
Speaker 4 (01:23:40):
A million a minute.
Speaker 1 (01:23:41):
That's a million dollars a minute.
Speaker 2 (01:23:43):
Way more ignorant stuff for ten minutes.
Speaker 9 (01:23:45):
Yes, I've done way more ignorant stuff for less.
Speaker 2 (01:23:50):
Yes, ten minutes.
Speaker 4 (01:23:52):
Enough million, twenty yeah, twenty minutes.
Speaker 1 (01:23:55):
Come on you up there, he's gotta put you. You
got your little blue suit? Yeah, you got the suit
off it twenty I know you can't put the suit.
Speaker 8 (01:24:04):
Came and let me ask you a question, though, But
can I can I cry?
Speaker 10 (01:24:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (01:24:09):
Cail was terrified and she talked about it. Yeah, I'm
gonna need it in cash. No, just pay your taxes
when you get it.
Speaker 1 (01:24:19):
Okay, will you give me cash? I ain't gonna have
to pay that.
Speaker 11 (01:24:24):
This is true. They wouldn't know all right, guys, thank you.
Coming up next, it is our last break of the
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what y'all don't know y'all.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
All at all?
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Soon give them black the million bus boozy.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Ye listening to.
Speaker 5 (00:28):
To I want to joy Joy.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
You know you love?
Speaker 6 (01:06):
You gotta turn.
Speaker 7 (01:31):
I can't.
Speaker 6 (01:40):
Go to turn them out.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Turn you probably got to turn the mouth, turn out
the word of the monja.
Speaker 6 (01:49):
Look, come.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Come out your thinking that?
Speaker 8 (02:00):
Uh huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody. You're listening
to the voice.
Speaker 9 (02:06):
Come on dig me now one it only Steve Harley
got a radio show today?
Speaker 7 (02:11):
Is it?
Speaker 8 (02:11):
Everybody on a real positive note?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Today? Is it?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Today?
Speaker 8 (02:16):
Is the day?
Speaker 10 (02:17):
You know?
Speaker 9 (02:17):
When I was in high school, you know, my mother
was Sunday school teaching until she passed. I would walk
out the door every morning on my way to school,
and my mother used to say, listen to me, son, hey,
don't forget. Today is the day that the Lord has made.
Let us rejoice and be glad in it. And you know,
I ain't think much of it. You know, it was
just my mama being religious, you know, my spiritual woman.
(02:40):
So you know, I just took it as that. But
as I've gotten older, man, you know, that's registered more
and more with me. Today is the day that the
Lord has made. Let us rejoice and be glad in it.
That's pretty cool, man. What better blessing will you get
throughout the day than the fact that he allowed you
to live and see another day? See sometimes, Man, when
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you're young, you don't pay no attention to that. But
all you got to do is keep living, keep watching
some people that you know not be here anymore, go
to class reunions and they smaller, see people that you
really loved. It meant a lot till you leave this world,
and all of a sudden, man, immortality starts to matter
a great deal to you. Some of us learn this
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lesson sooner than others. But I know, when you're young, man,
you know you think you're gonna be here for a while.
You think you got time to play around, You think
you got time to get it together, You got time
to make the mistakes. But man, oh man, I almost
every full blown adult that I know will tell you
and have said these words right here many times, and
I would see. The reason I'm saying is because I
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want you to hear them, because you're gonna use them.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
If I only knew then what I know.
Speaker 9 (03:49):
Now, Do you know how many people have said those
words right there? Because in time, man, you gain so
much wisdom. Oh but it ain't like nobody didn't tell
you though. Somebody told you back then. Hey man, it's
best to buckle down now, he say, Hey man, you
better quit wasting time. Hey look, do your best at
all the times, you know, stop stop worrying about that.
(04:10):
I'm telling you, son, in a minute, them clubs ain't
gonna mean nothing to you. In a minute, that going
out all the time ain't gonna mean nothing to you.
I can't tell you how many times I repeat it
to my kids. But man, today is a different day,
because today is the day that the Lord has made.
So he gave you a shot today. If you woke
up this morning, or if you're finishing your day on
your shift, he gave you a new day. Nothing bigger
(04:34):
than the fact that he woke you up today. Now,
why don't you do something about that? Why don't you
take advantage of it? How About if you start today?
How About if you stop hesitating today. How about if
you stop delaying it today? How about if you stop
procrastinating today. How About if you make today to day
that you go for it? I mean man, let's all
just decide today. Let's go for it. Let's put forth
(04:57):
a maximum effort today. I mean, really what you're doing. Look, man,
take advantage of this blessing of waking up, do something today.
If you would just start the process, man, start that
business you always dreamed of. Go look into that other
job you always yearn for. Go get the training you
need to get the promotion. Man, go back to school, man,
(05:18):
go see what you need to do to lift yourself
to the next level. Stop waking up every day seeing
how it's gonna go, and start waking up and do
something about how it goes.
Speaker 8 (05:28):
If you make one step, he'll make two. But you
could people.
Speaker 9 (05:31):
Talk about all the time, Man, it seemed like you're
always getting a blessing. Oh man, when you talking to
a person, listen to this. If you talking to a
person and it seems like there's always a blessing coming
his way, let me tell you what that person doing.
That person is putting one foot in front of the next.
That person is putting forth some efforts out there. And
that's the only way God can bless you. God can
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only bless you with your efforts. He can only put
his finger on the thing that you you are doing
or attempting.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
That's all He can help you with.
Speaker 9 (06:04):
He there are no jobs walking up to your door,
knocking on your door. But if you beating the pavement,
if you sending in the apps, if you online scouring
somewhere to work, somewhere to get a job, then God
can touch somebody's heart to hire you. But if you
sitting at the house every day, smoke every day, drinking,
but you wonder why you just can't get a job
a couple times, you the one out there to if
(06:26):
you ain't got a job, you got to look go
get one every day. You got to go look for
one every single day. You can't take no days off.
How about today? How about today? If we decide today
is the day that we're gonna make the move. Today
is the day that we stop delaying, hesitating, procrastinating. Today
is the day that we take a step in the
direction to do something for ourselves, for our lives, for
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our family, for our wives, for our children, for our community,
for our school. Do something today, for crying out loud, man,
stop sitting in your own life in just a stew
of misery in your own life. I'm gonna tell you something.
If you are in a state of confusion, if you
are troubling, if you're stuck on what to do next,
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you let me tell you what's happening. You're not doing enough.
That's what it is.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Man.
Speaker 9 (07:16):
See when I get in a place, man where I
don't know what the next move is, it's because i'd
unusually stalled out.
Speaker 8 (07:24):
See, this is the way God works. This is the
way He's worked for me.
Speaker 9 (07:28):
Every time I'm busy and I'm about the business of
always trying to live my creed, which is ABC.
Speaker 8 (07:35):
My model is ABC. Always be closing.
Speaker 9 (07:38):
I'm always working on something, something to close something. When
you're so busy with the business of improving yourself and
doing with yourself and becoming the best you you can be,
God is always working on your behalf, behind some scene
of something that you're in the process of tempting to close.
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But because you're not doing all you can do, you're
limiting you. You are because of your decision not to
give you all and all, you're limiting the opportunities for
God to put his finger on things in touch them
on your behalf. I don't know if the average person
really understands or knows what it takes to truly be
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successful on whatever level you're talking about. But whatever that
level is, I don't care what a dollar amount you've
got attached to it, what level you got if you
have made the decision that you're going to be successful.
I think that a lot of people, the average person,
does not know what that means. Whatever level you've decided
to be successful on. See, that's your level of faith,
(08:43):
that's where you see your life at. Well, guess what
you got to maximize your efforts to even get to
that level.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
So listen to me.
Speaker 9 (08:53):
If you want to be successful at your church, if
you want to be successful in your relationship, if you
want to be successful down at the daycare, if you
want to be successful at your college, if you want
to be successful on your job, guess what it's gonna take.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
All you got in that world to.
Speaker 9 (09:10):
Become a success. I don't know why people think that.
If you don't want to be what somebody else said,
you ain't got.
Speaker 8 (09:17):
To put forth that effort.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Now, Nah, I ain't wrong.
Speaker 9 (09:20):
You've got to put forth your maximum effort at whatever.
Speaker 8 (09:23):
Role you trying to accomplish. Lord have mersy man.
Speaker 9 (09:27):
How about today though, y'all, how about today Today is
a good one. Let's make today today. Let's get out
of that. Let's get on with it. Stop hesitating, stop delaying,
stop procrastinating, start today. Watch God have something to put
his finger on there. And that's all you're trying to do. Man,
to line yourself up with God's grace, you got to
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put out a lot of effort so God can put
his finger on something. You feel me today, I shall
hope you do because I'm on one today.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Let's go.
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Speaker 9 (10:07):
This is the voice of somebody who would be confused,
someone who would think that they were something that they
really not. This is how Tommy sounds when he thinks
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the ride to Steve Harvey
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Speaker 8 (10:25):
It's about gratitude, y'all.
Speaker 9 (10:27):
Please don't miss an opportunity to tell God how grateful
you are for all He's done for you. Because listen
to me, y'all, he has done some things for you.
If you woke up today, Yeah, if you got any
measure of health, yeah, if you're working, yeah, if you're
still able to think and reason, yeah, if you got
hopes and dreams, yeah, if you've overcome something.
Speaker 8 (10:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (10:49):
If you're going through something and you don't know what
to do, but he gonna get you through that too. Yeah.
All that's worth gratitude. Gonna get your mind right. Steve
Off Morney Show, Charlie Strawberry callin for Real, Missippi Moni
A Junior and the Legend of Nephew Tommy Uh Junior.
Speaker 8 (11:04):
What in the world is going on?
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Yesterday was Easter?
Speaker 10 (11:08):
Man?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
You go, how was your Easter?
Speaker 2 (11:10):
What did you do?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
How you celebrated what you got.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
For Eastern Well?
Speaker 9 (11:13):
I didn't get no new suit or nothing.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Yeah, I was disappointed.
Speaker 9 (11:19):
I didn't get no Easter basket, no green grass, I
didn't have that.
Speaker 8 (11:25):
Yeah, you know, I was alone on Easter, so it
was good.
Speaker 12 (11:31):
Oh what's your favorite part about Easter? What you love
to see happen on Easter when you was growing up?
What was what's your favorite party? But I got a suit,
That's the favorite thing for me.
Speaker 9 (11:41):
I boy, I remember that time I got that shark
skin suit, and I got a patrig golf and some shoes.
But boy, let me tell you something. My brother gave
me a pair of thicking things.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
What's that?
Speaker 9 (11:59):
What's t that's the silk socks with the cord line
in it where where it looked like stocking and then
it's a thick line in it.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Thick and things.
Speaker 9 (12:08):
Oh what, surely you're from Chicago. You saw dudes with
them socks on. They looked they had lines in them,
but they was like like stock.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
They looked like thin. Hold.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Yeah, pips wore pips?
Speaker 8 (12:26):
Heard of them.
Speaker 9 (12:33):
Gotta be a skin suit that was reversible. It was
orange and gray shark skin on one side and it
was a blue gray on the other side.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
What withining a patch scarf?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
So you've always been in fashion like this, Steve.
Speaker 8 (12:53):
Huh always wanted to be into one suit a year.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Okay, okay, one ship.
Speaker 9 (13:00):
That's why it was important to either get a reversible
or ten way from Sears. Sears made a ten way suit,
reversible best reversible jacket, and reversible pants. They said you
could wear it ten ways. I wore forty four ways.
They ain't know what they were doing out They had
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a little car with a pitch on it to show
you the ten ways to wear it.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
That went man.
Speaker 8 (13:26):
Y'all missing so many opportunities.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
They were amateurs, rookies, they were They wasn't pole.
Speaker 11 (13:37):
All right, thank you guys. Coming up at thirty two
minutes after the hour. We'll hear the pastors with a
word right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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Speaker 8 (13:52):
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Hyundai's done a lot to support American consumers. I mean,
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Speaker 11 (14:22):
All right, ladies and gentlemen, and it's time now for
the pastors. That's Reverend Motown and Deacon Jam.
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With we here today to bring you the wood.
Speaker 9 (14:33):
I have a deacon who will give us a subject matter,
and I will give you the wood. Deaf jam is
your name, and reading is his thing. Let me get
our sermon, bring forth the word.
Speaker 7 (14:55):
All right, pastor, we've got a member that has answd
us about h on this. She's going through something. We're
gonna go from the book of Fantage, y'all, the book
fan Cage, y'all.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
That's very similar to Ruth.
Speaker 7 (15:11):
Yeah, that's right, that's right. Free your cell, free your
sell faster. We're gonna start out the word says, the
scripture says, faster.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Baby. You don't pay me no mind?
Speaker 9 (15:25):
Stop right there.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
You're being ignored.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Or cash to the side. Read you act like you
don't love me no more.
Speaker 9 (15:40):
Stop right there. Fellers have flitter flooded off the window.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Read. Maybe you need some space or some time.
Speaker 9 (15:51):
Stop right there. You need a rule, spread out, go
do something with your Read.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Your attitude is unpredictable.
Speaker 9 (16:03):
Stop right there to unpredictable, predictive preach me and I
can't get a bead or or which the way you're coming?
Speaker 8 (16:22):
Which the way you're going?
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Read?
Speaker 7 (16:24):
And I don't want to make you unhappy. If you're
not happy, then you're free to go home.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Stop right there? The hell is your over here folk.
Speaker 10 (16:37):
With me?
Speaker 9 (16:38):
If that ain't well, you want to be what I'm
about to tell you?
Speaker 8 (16:45):
What you could do with yourself.
Speaker 7 (16:47):
Read, because I don't want you staying around if I
make you so miserable.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Stop right there. I don't want you to stay around.
Jar becall you miserable?
Speaker 9 (17:06):
Why would you be somewhere where it ain't bearable? Why
would you be so well where you miss a rabbi read.
Speaker 7 (17:20):
It sayings passing our head count. Now, if you don't
want me, then don't talk.
Speaker 9 (17:25):
To him, stop right there. If you know that that
that that.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
That really for bed. You don't want me, don't talk.
Speaker 7 (17:35):
Go ahead and free yourself stop right there.
Speaker 9 (17:40):
If you don't won't me, don't talk to me, goodhead,
free your shill, get out, okay by reproduction?
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Yeah, wo re walk.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
A lot of hopes?
Speaker 10 (18:03):
So or not?
Speaker 2 (18:04):
What ot of Quito? Come bye bye?
Speaker 9 (18:09):
Yeah? I style awaygo that's right, that's right, barner chiller,
make it plain, say no more.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Read.
Speaker 7 (18:18):
If you don't want me, then donna talk to me.
Go ahead to someone else.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
For some right there.
Speaker 9 (18:25):
You don't want me, don't talk to me, go ahead,
or someone here, find you somebody you want to talk to.
Find you somebody who can bear with you. Take it,
deal with it copasthetic, yeah or fradulation. Go ahead, you
(18:54):
heard me.
Speaker 7 (18:56):
Description says now I said, baby, don't you know that
I try? Oh yeah, but the love I had inside
had died?
Speaker 9 (19:05):
Stop right there. I tried but it didn't die. That's
all it said. I tried, but it doesn't die. I
don't feel that way. No more reading.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Won't you be a man? If it's over?
Speaker 9 (19:24):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (19:24):
Lord?
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Stopping right?
Speaker 9 (19:27):
Come on, yes, I'm asking you to do something that
don't seem like you're good at doing.
Speaker 8 (19:36):
I asked the question from the book of Fantasia.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
That's right, that's right. Why won't you be a man over?
Speaker 9 (19:49):
Be a man about it?
Speaker 2 (19:52):
It is over? Why don't you say something? What are
you dragging me through the mother fo If it's all
on you be.
Speaker 7 (20:00):
A man here to say, read and just admit that
things ain't the same.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
We'll stop right there. It ain't that whole right, that's right.
I knew it. You knew it. Why don't you admit it? Read?
Speaker 7 (20:14):
Instead of making me think it's all good between us?
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Which ones to blame? Stop right there?
Speaker 9 (20:22):
Here's your faults. Why you got me thinking I got
something to do with it? If you don't want me,
don't talk to me. Go ahead and free yourself. If
you don't want to talk to me, go on and
find you someone else. Ah, I was here here, but
sho done drifted away. I wanted to be with you,
(20:45):
with you, you want.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
To be with me?
Speaker 9 (20:47):
Yeah, you stop talking to me. Go ahead and free yourself.
Unchain these doors, take them chains off.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
The doors here. I want you to be free.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
I want you to be for free.
Speaker 9 (21:05):
Free your salf free, your sale, and no one else.
Speaker 11 (21:12):
The passes with a word from the Book of.
Speaker 9 (21:17):
Change or the doors of this churches wide open off
and it ain't for you to come, for you to leave.
Speaker 11 (21:27):
Ask the clo our chief love Officer, Steve Harvey in
the building right after this.
Speaker 8 (21:36):
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Speaker 9 (21:40):
Hyundai's done a lot to support American consumers. I mean,
they announced their investment of twenty one billion dollars in
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Speaker 7 (21:54):
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Speaker 11 (22:05):
Details coming up at the top of the hour and
entertainment news, we'll recap the weekends, trending topics, and top
news stories. That's all coming up at the top of
the hour. We have a great show for you planned today.
Right now, it's time to ask the CLO our Chief
Love Officer, Steve Harvey. This is from Candace in Tacoma.
(22:25):
Candace rites, I'm getting lighto suction in May. That's next month.
My husband is against it because he will have to
take care of the kids while I'm recovering. He said,
I am selfish. Should that affect my decision?
Speaker 9 (22:39):
Obviously not. You're gonna do it. You got it schedule
for May. You'll probably pay.
Speaker 11 (22:43):
Yeah for this.
Speaker 9 (22:48):
The reason he's calling yourself is just cause it a
cost and he got take cared in kids.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Why you're covering Yeah.
Speaker 9 (22:55):
Maybe you got small kids. This is getting to mimmy makeover.
It's all right. I'm gonna tell you what right now.
Don't go to Miami to get it done. I'm doing
right now.
Speaker 8 (23:06):
Because it ain't going good down there. They ain't got a.
Speaker 9 (23:08):
Good track record. Lord and ladies that's out here messing
with this stuff right here. Get you a licensed practitioner.
Don't try to save money on that. Your health is
to certified lord certified. Come with recommendations. Do not go
down there in these hotel rooms and go down there
to these clinics in Miami. That's just meet Marcus doing
(23:30):
eight operations in date. It's not safe, ladies. Just be careful.
Speaker 8 (23:34):
That's right, It's not worth it.
Speaker 11 (23:37):
Yeah, all right, well, thank you for that. Colo. Moving
on to harmony and Cedar Hill Harmony Rights. Have broke
up with my boyfriend because he got a call in
the middle of the night and left. He said he
would not have answered it unless it was an emergency.
But he won't tell me who who it was and
why he left.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
Looks like he's cheating. Am I wrong?
Speaker 1 (24:01):
H Well, if.
Speaker 9 (24:03):
You won't tell you who it is, I don't see
why he won't. Yeah, See that's the problem. And if
I'm gonna get up and leave you in the middle
of the night, it's my mama, That's who I'm going.
It's my mama. It's my mama, or my brother. If
I ain't got no brother, he's my best friend. Who
(24:25):
is my brother? But see, I don't get these young guys.
You've had plenty of time to come up with why
you left with a lie?
Speaker 4 (24:36):
Just say that no, you.
Speaker 9 (24:37):
Come up with the why you left, why you won't
that's say.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
That it is beyond me.
Speaker 9 (24:43):
If you give them nothing, that's where the guilt factor
comes in.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Give them something.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Just because you give him the truth.
Speaker 13 (24:54):
So you're saying, give them something that the truth, why
you offended the truth?
Speaker 4 (25:01):
Wait a minute, my pardner, call me the truth.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
I won't tell him. That just don't sound like it.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
And that is the point.
Speaker 6 (25:15):
You must be.
Speaker 8 (25:18):
Okay, Now, listen to me.
Speaker 9 (25:20):
If he won't tell you, and you say you're gonna
break up, if he won't tell you, and he still
won't tell you, that's cause he don't care.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Yeah, break up. Next, he loved the other one? More dog?
Speaker 9 (25:32):
You tripping at this point, he not gonna tell you,
and you're telling him you're gonna break up if he
don't tell you, and he ain't gonna tell you. He
don't even come up with a lie or you don't care?
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Your call you if you can.
Speaker 13 (25:44):
If he cared, he would lie.
Speaker 11 (25:51):
Lady, Yes, all right. Moving on to Morris and Kalama Zoo,
Morris writes, my wife started using infanity and she's been
calling me out of my name when.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
She gets upset.
Speaker 11 (26:04):
I'm sick of her talking under her breath around me too?
What has gotten into my wife? We've been married four years?
How do I stop it? Right now?
Speaker 8 (26:14):
Well, you gotta sit down. Is you can't stop it?
Speaker 9 (26:16):
You gotta ask, just gotta say, baby, listen to me.
Speaker 8 (26:21):
Let's sit down and talk.
Speaker 9 (26:23):
It's really affected me, the fact that you started using profanity.
But just it just don't seem likes you. It just
don't seem yeah, but it don't seem like it's.
Speaker 8 (26:36):
You in this up.
Speaker 4 (26:43):
And then she talks under her breath, see I.
Speaker 8 (26:46):
Have you got to talk with her? And then she
don't change.
Speaker 4 (26:50):
Then what she don't care? But what happened?
Speaker 11 (26:55):
Where is all of a sudden she just started using
profanity out of the blue.
Speaker 10 (26:59):
She up.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
Yeah, she messed up that badly.
Speaker 9 (27:04):
I mean it's been building up them edible, she's been emble.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
That's what you got out of that. That is your
Thank goodness, you're not.
Speaker 11 (27:16):
She's just mad, that's what she's saying under her bread.
He's sick of that too, But he's acting innocently like
what has gotten into my wife?
Speaker 9 (27:30):
He is, we don't know, so some has gotten into it.
But oh, that's why you got to talk oh gotcha? Okay,
all right, last one, Steve. This is Asia in Brooklyn.
Asia says, I had dinner with a close friend and
she asked how my boyfriend is doing. It made me
(27:51):
wonder why. She asked me that he's cheated before, so
is he cheating again? And she knows something? I'm paranoid?
Should I ask her if she knows anything? Well, she
asked you, how was he doing? Then your response should
have been I think he's doing fine? Do you know
something different? Since y'all close friend, Well, since you asked
(28:15):
just get to the bottom of this here we.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Go, you know?
Speaker 8 (28:20):
Or is it just you paranoid?
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (28:23):
Well, she said, she just asked about it, so you know,
So how you and your boyfriend doing. I know y'all
was messed up before, y'all good? Now it could be
just genuine concerned.
Speaker 11 (28:33):
Yeah, that's that's normal. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (28:37):
Yeah, a question Now if she say, hey, girl, how
you doing? Do you know what Chester is?
Speaker 10 (28:42):
Right?
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Now?
Speaker 11 (28:44):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (28:47):
Who's named Chester?
Speaker 11 (28:56):
Okay? So so should she ask if she knows anything?
Speaker 2 (29:00):
You're saying, I just.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
And I just tell you, yeah you did, so.
Speaker 11 (29:10):
You know what you meant?
Speaker 9 (29:15):
And I'm saying a lot of this for that dude
that wrote in that time told me I got to
do better.
Speaker 4 (29:20):
With your grammar.
Speaker 8 (29:23):
And I'm not.
Speaker 9 (29:27):
I'm here for entertainment. I'm not here to teach grandma.
That's not what this show is about. Hey, you need
to cut on a public radio station if you want
good grandma.
Speaker 8 (29:38):
Listen to some politicians.
Speaker 11 (29:39):
Are you bringing up old stuff?
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Bothering him? Who talking about?
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Let something go?
Speaker 9 (29:52):
And Sherley, what are you talking about? Because you don't
let nothing go.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Yourself?
Speaker 9 (29:59):
You can, I mean you want to blush your glasses
and everything.
Speaker 8 (30:02):
You just bluishie all the time.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
Say Jessel's never done to you.
Speaker 4 (30:13):
That they much my lipstick?
Speaker 11 (30:18):
All right, coming up, I'll live the top of the hour.
Thank you, Carl. Coming up at the top of the hour,
we'll have some entertainment news for you right after this.
You're listening Harvey Morning Show. Well, ladies and gentlemen, Pope Francis,
the leader of the Roman Catholic Church, has died at
eighty eight. Uh. This is after a very lengthy illness.
(30:42):
Pope Francis spent his final days in service of the church,
participating as much as he could in the celebration of Easter.
His death prompts a period of morning after which all
cardinals under the age of eighty will convene to pick
the next leader of the Catholic Church. Pope Francis is
expected to be buried at the ancient Basilica of Saint
(31:03):
Mary Major, which lies outside the Vatican walls. And definitely
our condolences.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Yes, eight years old, Yeah, yeah, good life, good man.
Speaker 11 (31:18):
Certain he was working on Easter Sunday.
Speaker 9 (31:22):
Yeah, you know, didn't he just meet with Vice President Vance?
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (31:30):
Yes, wow, look, yeah but that was Wait a minute, wait,
when did he die because he wasn't didn't he do
something more eastern?
Speaker 4 (31:39):
Yeah, that's what I was saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right
after that.
Speaker 11 (31:44):
Oh good yeah yeah, So our condolences for sure. Former
NFL great Colin Kaepernick is allegedly still training all day
every day for a possible comeback in the NFL.
Speaker 10 (32:00):
Now.
Speaker 11 (32:00):
This is according to his longtime girlfriend Nasa Dia TMZ
caught up with Nasa and she said, quote, nothing has changed.
It's all up to the teams if they let him play.
Kaepernick has not played in the league since twenty sixteen,
and he is now thirty seven years old. Last year
Kaepernick was offered an opportunity to coach with the LA Chargers,
(32:21):
but he didn't accept that. He said to be training.
He has said to be training relentlessly. And here's the question, Steve,
do you think an NFL team will pick him up
at this point?
Speaker 9 (32:32):
Well, if you haven't played in that many years and
your thirty seven, the likelihood is not there.
Speaker 11 (32:39):
Even if he's been training every day.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
It's people playing every day.
Speaker 9 (32:46):
It's to be the quarterback they're not calling though, Yeah,
they're not fitn to be the it's quarterbacks that's playing
every day.
Speaker 8 (32:55):
That's not fitting to be the quarterback team that they own.
Speaker 9 (33:02):
And you know, with all these discussions this year about
cam Ward going one, where is your do or gonna go?
You know, the Eagles and the I mean the Steelers
still looking for somebody the two players went to the
Giants Winston and Russell and you know you're just looking
at I haven't heard his name and come up in
(33:24):
a long time. I wish him well. I loved it, brother.
I wish him nothing but the dark and you know
it could Who am I I'm just saying the likelihood
I would I would have loved to have seen him
have been played because what happened to him was a travesty.
Speaker 13 (33:40):
Yeah, absolutely, you know, yeah, you're right, corrects, definitely right.
Speaker 12 (33:47):
I mean, if they ain't got a call by now,
you ain't got a call by now, the likelihood of
you playing in NFL.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
And it's been ten years, ten almost ten years.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
I have a question for Junior. I bet he still
got it, though.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
I ain't say he ain't got it.
Speaker 8 (34:04):
Yeah, well he got it better and we got it.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
I mean he got our quarterback me.
Speaker 8 (34:15):
Yeah, I have a question for junior.
Speaker 9 (34:19):
Junior, when did you decided to add the gold tee
to the mustache?
Speaker 4 (34:24):
What?
Speaker 1 (34:26):
What does that have to do with college?
Speaker 8 (34:29):
He's not gonna be in the NFL. Junior is on that.
Speaker 4 (34:36):
You're filling in nicely.
Speaker 9 (34:37):
I just want y'all y'all hadn't said nothing. He was
putting the gold tea with the mustache.
Speaker 11 (34:42):
You're the most distracted person ever.
Speaker 8 (34:47):
I'm paying atition every day. I don't know how y'all
ain't looking said.
Speaker 4 (34:53):
Why is that bothering you?
Speaker 10 (34:54):
Though?
Speaker 1 (34:55):
All right?
Speaker 8 (34:55):
How y'all ain't say nothing though?
Speaker 4 (34:58):
Oh man, well you can't.
Speaker 11 (35:01):
Change over here.
Speaker 13 (35:02):
You can't do nothing, honey, without them noticing you.
Speaker 11 (35:07):
All right, Carlowen, come on in Music News, what you
got for us?
Speaker 4 (35:12):
All right, here we go.
Speaker 13 (35:13):
The twenty twenty five Essence Festival lineup. It is out
and you all know the days. July fourth through the
sixth in New Orleans at the Caesars super Dome and
of course the Moreel Convention Center. The festival will be
hosted by Anthony Anderson and Kenny Burson.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Yeah and up in the building.
Speaker 13 (35:35):
Our performers include Glow Ruler, Boys to Men, The Isley Brothers,
Summer Walker, Maxwell Shirley, Yeah Yeap, NAS Junior, Monday Long
and make them say ugh going to.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
New Orleans, Master P Yeah, Master P. Just to name
a few.
Speaker 13 (35:56):
Jermaine Dupree will produce a special tribute to Quincy Jones.
And you know the convention Center they will be shopping, food, cooking, experience,
culture and community discussions. So quickly, who was your all
time favorite Essence performer Essence Fest?
Speaker 9 (36:11):
What't Frankie May right? Frankie Oh, when was clicking his
hands down? Wasn't I have a question about this NAS
boy that's performing. Who is NAS Junior? It's a lot
of NAS is not the greatest rapper. That's not the
Noads you're talking about out of New York.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Yeah, I'm talking about nas.
Speaker 13 (36:32):
I was letting Junior know because he's we're b Yeah,
you thought it was a.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Rapper named Nods. Junior, I don't know is we're talking about.
Speaker 4 (36:50):
Jonah Carl. I'm I pray for you.
Speaker 11 (36:54):
Steve.
Speaker 4 (36:54):
Coming up at twenty minutes later was Junior President Trump nuds.
Speaker 11 (37:00):
Junior President Trump posted what might be the worst Easter
greeting in history. We're going to talk about it right
after this.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
We pat you just make it a little.
Speaker 11 (37:13):
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On Easter Sunday yesterday, President Trump wished Americans a Happy
Easter on truth social in the worst possible way. Trump wrote,
(38:00):
be Easter to all, including the radical left lunatics who
are fighting and scheming so hard to bring murderers, drug lords,
dangerous prisoners, the mentally insane and well known MS thirteen
gang members, and wife beaters back into our country.
Speaker 4 (38:14):
Happy Easter.
Speaker 11 (38:15):
Also to the weak and ineffective judges and law enforcement
officials who are allowing the sinister attack on our nation
to continue, and attacks so violent that it will never
be forgotten. He also batched former President Biden too, but
that does not need to be repeated. Meanwhile, on a
brighter note, what.
Speaker 9 (38:35):
Did he say about Biden? Oh god, oh you know
you don't have it go ahead?
Speaker 11 (38:40):
No anyway. Meanwhile, I didn't mean to make your breath
go away.
Speaker 4 (38:45):
Yeah, it was bad. Though it was bad, it was vile,
thank you.
Speaker 11 (38:49):
Meanwhile, our forever president, former President Barack Obama, posted a
sweeter sentiment for Easter from he and Missus Obama. He
posted quote to everyone celebrating today, yell and I wish
you were blessed, and happy Easter to all the kids
setting off on an Easter egg hunt hunt.
Speaker 4 (39:06):
Good luck.
Speaker 11 (39:06):
We are rooting for you, all right, that's what he said.
Just the comparisons there.
Speaker 9 (39:12):
And if he find some eggs, bring them to this house.
You better not cracking him.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
And back to your question, Steve, about what Biden said.
Speaker 13 (39:26):
I mean about Biden, he was by first our worst
and most incompetent president, a man who had absolutely no
idea what he was doing. He also talked about, uh,
sleepy Joe Biden. I mean, and I'm quoting in part
from different multiple media publications.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
That was CBS student.
Speaker 6 (39:51):
Man, he was the.
Speaker 8 (39:53):
Most unpresidential president.
Speaker 11 (39:57):
Yes, I guess that's what the people like, that's what
they want. Petty, yeah, because he was that term as well.
Speaker 8 (40:04):
I think petty is an understatement.
Speaker 11 (40:06):
Oh really yeah, but from a president to.
Speaker 9 (40:10):
Come on, wow, man, why would you even take a
Happy Eastern message? Do you understand that it's one of
the most religiously recognized holidays around the world. You know,
it's it's about the resurrection of Christ and in the
Christian faith, that's that's the whole anchilada is that he lives.
(40:37):
You take that moment to say stuff about the lunatic left,
those rotten judges that you don't like anybody disagree with
you and then talk about Biden is the worst president man.
Speaker 11 (40:53):
Some people beg to differ with you, sir, now, I.
Speaker 9 (40:56):
Mean you know, I just don't stern that's your message.
Speaker 11 (41:03):
Yes, yeah, yeah, well thank you for that. Coming up
at thirty four minutes after the hour, she is here,
the one and Only Sister Hotel. Right after this you're
listening Steve Harvey Morning Show, ladies and gentleman has promised
she is waiting.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
The world is a ride.
Speaker 6 (41:26):
He rolls only Yes.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
Goud day.
Speaker 3 (41:30):
Yes, he rolled the stone away. He been alive just
like he say, he say, because he rolled just stone away.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
He roll he roll o. Yes, good day, my lord,
my lord.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
Happy there was.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
Yeah, he is risen.
Speaker 4 (41:57):
He had risen, Yes, he had sure glad.
Speaker 8 (42:01):
I wasn't there when they rolled that stowing away.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
I ran right about it.
Speaker 11 (42:04):
There was Sister Hotel. Good morning morning.
Speaker 4 (42:13):
How did it go.
Speaker 11 (42:14):
Yesterday with the kids Easter speech?
Speaker 2 (42:17):
Lord, lord lord?
Speaker 9 (42:19):
Last night was just wrong. I was wrong that little boy.
Oh yes, ma'am. I told him not to give him
a speech. Hellottle boy shut up there and wrapped it.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
Oh he freestyle, girl. I couldn't believe.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
Just up there, just wrapping his little speech.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
You were cure a crew for a.
Speaker 9 (42:44):
Minute, but it went long, and then it got on
and on and any I don't know how in the
Eastern speech he'd got mad at white folks and said somebody,
oh wow, we got three white members and they looked
at just as red.
Speaker 11 (42:58):
Aw went in.
Speaker 4 (43:01):
Yeah, so that's.
Speaker 9 (43:02):
Something crazy about the stone and how he'd have pushed
him in there and then rolled the stone back and sat.
Speaker 8 (43:07):
That went crazy.
Speaker 9 (43:10):
It wasn't good, But anyway, it's over and we got
through it all the little boy that used to starty
like Steve.
Speaker 8 (43:16):
He gave his speech, and how was it? We was
in there for a while.
Speaker 4 (43:23):
The service went over.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
Yeah, it went a little long.
Speaker 9 (43:25):
We ain't getting but two lines and Lord, her messy
two lines?
Speaker 2 (43:30):
What was Yeah?
Speaker 9 (43:31):
We all we all knew the speech by the time
he got through because he repeated it so many times.
Speaker 1 (43:40):
Lord, that was rough.
Speaker 9 (43:42):
And then sister john Needa's baby got them gave her
speech and she had on our uh.
Speaker 2 (43:50):
Day glow lime green dress.
Speaker 11 (43:52):
Question that was my next question, sister there, what kind
of outfits did you see us?
Speaker 10 (43:57):
Woo?
Speaker 9 (43:58):
She had on the day glow line green bright. Now
baby Jesse a dark darken in two thirty.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
Ah, I believe.
Speaker 9 (44:09):
That white standing up looked like the dress had just
came across the stage by myself.
Speaker 4 (44:23):
Up color and Junior said, Lord.
Speaker 8 (44:27):
Him messing, this ain't a tragedy right here.
Speaker 9 (44:34):
We had then we had a little lebino baby. The
little lebino baby came up there, and then he had
on the black suit. We didn't know what was going
on anyway. They know they should have got that baby
a easter color.
Speaker 1 (44:52):
White.
Speaker 9 (44:52):
Yes, whitees white. That's all I ever wear. I'm missionary,
sweet mission yeah college. I was praise dancing. Did just
see the praise dancer?
Speaker 1 (45:01):
Was that part?
Speaker 10 (45:01):
You know?
Speaker 2 (45:02):
They need to shut that down. Praise dance needs to stop.
Speaker 9 (45:04):
They put one more over, the overweight girl in there
that didn't make the drill team.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
It's just a shame.
Speaker 8 (45:14):
These little half inch jumps they be doing.
Speaker 7 (45:16):
You ain't off the ground, Come off the ground.
Speaker 9 (45:21):
It's just the saddest thing. Praise dancing. There's a waste
of time, all them waving all them down. Stuff, Sit down,
you ain't talking, You ain't. You ain't togevel. It's half
inch jumps. It just jump and all them got them
bed sheets on.
Speaker 2 (45:40):
You know, all them bad girls. Ain't a fine ain't
a fine little cute little girl? Ok, there, all of
them just bad building.
Speaker 4 (45:46):
Heavy praise the Lord in the dance that praise.
Speaker 9 (45:50):
The Lord and in the song or something. Let's I'm
gonna go to the past and see if we can't
get it cut out that.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
Odell.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
The show wasn't nice. We had to ship through it.
Speaker 11 (46:03):
Coming up next to is a nephew and today's prank
phone call.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
Right one of them girls were strong, she was strong.
Speaker 8 (46:11):
And round.
Speaker 11 (46:12):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, coming up
at about four minutes after the hour. It's my strawberry
letter for today. Trust me, you're gonna love this one.
You're gonna love it. It's one of our favorites. But
right now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
(46:33):
What you got for is neph.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
I got it for you, sir.
Speaker 7 (46:36):
But before we get into it, let me think Jacksonville,
Floyda for coming out hanging out with the nephew.
Speaker 2 (46:41):
Eastern weekend and Florida. I appreciate y'all.
Speaker 6 (46:45):
Woo.
Speaker 7 (46:46):
I was ignorant, but what but ignorant and sixth at
the same How you do that and then that and
that and that that right there, Junior?
Speaker 2 (46:54):
How to do it? It's so hard, it's so difficult.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
Is it teachable?
Speaker 2 (46:58):
Could you teach me?
Speaker 7 (46:59):
How can I teach sexy and stupid? That's a class?
Speaker 4 (47:03):
Definitely teach stupid. Yeah now that Wait wait wait.
Speaker 7 (47:07):
Wait wait, you got y'all saying I can't teaching you
got a pH d?
Speaker 11 (47:11):
Yeah, you're the professor.
Speaker 7 (47:15):
Heyt But the sexy they go hand in hand.
Speaker 2 (47:18):
Now they both write there together. Hey, how about love
about you? Tom?
Speaker 12 (47:25):
They can't shake your confidence about your sexy you.
Speaker 7 (47:28):
Oh no they can't. No, you can't let that happen. No, don't, Junior,
don't never let nobody shake your sex.
Speaker 11 (47:35):
Keep your sexy, always your joy.
Speaker 7 (47:38):
That's about what I'll be telling them. I walk outside
in the backyard naked because I'm comfortable, because I'm.
Speaker 4 (47:45):
Comfortable with my yourself.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
I want you a lot today, Junior.
Speaker 7 (47:50):
I want you to try about six thirty this evening,
walk out in your backyard.
Speaker 13 (47:55):
But he doesn't have a sense, so that everybody's home
from work.
Speaker 12 (48:00):
Everybody ain't got no offense over here, So it is
that's a lot.
Speaker 7 (48:03):
Walk out there when you see neighbors. Just wait, just
why act like look, this is how you do it, Junr.
Act like you got clothes on and just way speak
to him. Way, what's your next little neighbor name? What's
first name?
Speaker 1 (48:19):
Louise?
Speaker 7 (48:20):
Hey, miss Louise, how you doing? And just wait and
just gone keep on walking through the yards. Mister Louise, Oh,
mister Louise, Louise, Oh my man, I done got it wrong.
See what I'm saying. When you're naked, you don't care.
Speaker 13 (48:40):
But and you see what we said about the stupidity WITHHD.
Speaker 1 (48:46):
Say you are the professor, all right.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
You go to Frank of to day. This is I
got papers on that man. I got papers on that man.
I'll give you what.
Speaker 10 (49:02):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Uh is this Phyllis? Yes,
it is too, I'm speaking to all right, Phillis. This
is this is time down at the job I worked
out here with claim your husband, clem claim?
Speaker 14 (49:19):
Oh okay, yeah, okay, how are you?
Speaker 10 (49:22):
I'm good? He slipped and failed today? What and uh
he hurt himself? Uh uh he got leaves a little
shaken up here at the job. So what happened?
Speaker 14 (49:34):
What do you what do you what happened?
Speaker 10 (49:36):
Well, I think he definitely pulled something in his back.
But we now, who are you? Now? I'm his wife,
I'm just my Philly. You're you're you're Phyllis.
Speaker 14 (49:52):
That's right, that's right.
Speaker 10 (49:54):
Okay, because we got listed that his wife is Janis
and we tried to call her earlier, but we.
Speaker 14 (50:00):
I'm his wife, I'm his wife. I don't know Janet.
Who the hell is Janet?
Speaker 10 (50:06):
Janis is who we have listed for a contact? When? When?
When it's emergency contract or something happened?
Speaker 14 (50:13):
Y'all got that mixed up? Now, I must have mixed
that up somehow. He wouldn't have put no, no Janice
as his wife. I'm his wife, Sally, So I don't
know who messed up. But that ain't right. I'm the wife.
Speaker 10 (50:25):
Okay, Well, it has her listed as the wife and
call her as a contact if something goes wrong.
Speaker 14 (50:31):
But I don't know what to tell you because I'm
his wife, now, don't I don't know who messed up?
Speaker 10 (50:37):
Hold on one second, let me let me click over.
One second of a call comes down. One second.
Speaker 14 (50:42):
That's Janus on the DIGO.
Speaker 11 (50:45):
What's about?
Speaker 10 (50:49):
Okay? That was Jannis what she said. She she's gonna
come out to the job, so you have.
Speaker 14 (50:57):
To No, No, I'm coming out to the job. I'm
his wont I don't know who No Janee is that
John need to get it straight because I'm.
Speaker 10 (51:07):
She's gonna she's she said she's gonna come and take
it to the doctor.
Speaker 14 (51:10):
No, she ain't nowhere. So I'm his wife. I'm talking
in y'all you don't let you don't release my husband
the naughty I'm his freaking white.
Speaker 10 (51:20):
So y'all need to see y'all that Jannis says she'll
be right here in ten minutes.
Speaker 6 (51:25):
Well, I got right.
Speaker 14 (51:27):
I bet I'll be there in ten minutes too, And
I bet y'all better not release my husband and nobody.
I'm a white. I don't know who No Jennif.
Speaker 10 (51:34):
Is, but y'all need to get that straight. I'm on
my west.
Speaker 14 (51:38):
You tell Jane's did she beat me there to all
that sister produce some become very certificate papers or something
to tell her to produce fat I got the papers
on that, man.
Speaker 10 (51:50):
Okay. Well, I'm just saying, uh, Jannis is he does
have her on the list, man, So I can't what
do you have on.
Speaker 14 (51:58):
The list side, I don't give it. What's on the.
Speaker 10 (52:00):
List on the list man? Why would her name be
above your name on the list?
Speaker 14 (52:06):
You know what, I'm not gonna play this little ring
around the rosie with you. I got papers on that, man,
so you better meet Bessie. I'll best hold up until
I get there and tell y'all want some more problems.
Speaker 10 (52:16):
I'm going to release them to that as soon as you.
Speaker 14 (52:18):
Get this, sir, you better release my husband another body.
All y'all be laid out on the floor. So I'm
gonna tell you right now if my husband is going
when i'll get there, it's gonna be some full.
Speaker 10 (52:28):
Blown going down.
Speaker 14 (52:30):
So your best just wait till I get that. This
is a bunch of bully, but it's gonna m when they'll.
Speaker 10 (52:34):
Get down on her way. I got to hung up
with you.
Speaker 14 (52:37):
I ain't got time to play with you either, So
I'm all my way. Because you don't ask her for this,
Jane's might get a beat down and y'all go get
some businesses.
Speaker 10 (52:45):
My husband ain't there.
Speaker 14 (52:50):
I ain't got time to be grown walking for what
you're playing ring around the road. I'm a glad woman,
I got you to go. I seem like I got
some business to take care of over that.
Speaker 10 (53:01):
Okay, well, well what am I supposed to do with Jannis?
Speaker 14 (53:04):
Like y'all said, If you tell that the home off,
I'm on my way. She's trying to represent like he mean,
trying to be me.
Speaker 10 (53:14):
Okay, you want to tell her wife you might? What
what do you? What do you want me to tell? Tommy?
Speaker 14 (53:24):
Who?
Speaker 10 (53:25):
Tommy? I don't even know the sorry who?
Speaker 9 (53:27):
Tell me?
Speaker 10 (53:28):
That's me? Baby? This is nephew Tommy from the Steve
Halby Morning Show. Yo. Him got me to pray fall
call you.
Speaker 14 (53:41):
Okay, y'allolish, Okay, yeah, I'm okay, don't know you tell
me over there. I ain't trying to be paying with
y'all like this, trying to get back.
Speaker 10 (53:55):
What I'm gonna figure all y'all, Hey, I got one
more saying that it's your favorite? What's the radio what's
the baddest radio show in the layer?
Speaker 2 (54:10):
That's it?
Speaker 8 (54:11):
Right then?
Speaker 4 (54:11):
All right, now, all right, all right?
Speaker 11 (54:13):
Thank you coming.
Speaker 2 (54:15):
Give me more praise than that shirt.
Speaker 11 (54:17):
Okay, pranks, stupid all that.
Speaker 4 (54:19):
Yeah, it was great, But.
Speaker 1 (54:23):
Because he's getting a little he too.
Speaker 11 (54:29):
Praise and we didn't give him.
Speaker 8 (54:31):
Oh okay, okay, okay, let me help out a little bit.
Speaker 7 (54:34):
Okay, y'all got so used to him to where y'all
don't really see the gift in it.
Speaker 2 (54:40):
And that's the part I got with you.
Speaker 1 (54:43):
I don't think that's the words you're looking for.
Speaker 2 (54:45):
That's what the gift.
Speaker 9 (54:47):
No, it ain't that we used to the pranks. We
love the pranks, least you that we tied.
Speaker 6 (54:55):
You.
Speaker 7 (54:56):
Like I said, you're actually tied on my sexty. That
bothers you. You, that's what bull.
Speaker 2 (55:01):
Listen to me.
Speaker 9 (55:01):
I'm so not tired of it, cause I ain't exist. Yeah,
I'm tired of you thinking you got some you ain't got.
Speaker 7 (55:12):
Listen, Louisville, Kentucky. Louisville, Kentucky. Sexy is coming your way.
Sexy and stupid is coming your way Memorial Weekend at
the Louisville Comedy Club. You do not want to miss it,
all right, stupid and sexy all at the same time
rolled up in one more Memorial Weekend. Get your tickets.
They don't say it right now. Stupid on the way.
Speaker 11 (55:33):
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You're listening Steve Harvey Warning Show. All right, guys, it
(56:18):
is time now for today's Strawberry Letter, And if you
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please submit your Strawberry letter to Steve HARVEYFM dot com
and click submit Strawberry Letter. Because what we could be
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going to read this one right here right now.
Speaker 2 (56:38):
You never know, right, you never know. Bugle up, hold
on tight, We got it for you here. It is
a Strawberry letter.
Speaker 4 (56:45):
Subject this cannot be my life.
Speaker 11 (56:48):
Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm a thirty five year old female
with a cute face and a small waste. I haven't
had any trouble meeting men, but i've had trouble keeping
a man. That's all behind me now because I'm seeing
a man that caters to me, respects me, and will
do anything he needs to do to put a smile
on my face. He thinks ahead and is a great planner.
(57:12):
We've been dating almost a year and he wants to
go on an anniversary trip, so I think he might
be ready to propose. I got rid of all my
exes and I changed my life around to make sure
my past is in the past. I stopped hanging out
and I stopped posting suggestive pictures on social media because
(57:32):
I wanted to have a queenlike behavior for my king.
Our first date was at his house and we had
grill steaks, a lot of wine, and a lot of
great conversation. He told me upfront that he wants to
be married, but he wants the option to have more
than one woman in his life if it's okay with
(57:54):
his wife. I love women, too, so we have that
in common. Throughout our relationship, We've had six different girls
in our bed. I submit to him in bed and
do whatever he tells me to do, and it drives
him wild. We've been.
Speaker 2 (58:15):
Huh, I'm sorry, Go ahead, go ahead.
Speaker 4 (58:17):
We've been.
Speaker 11 (58:18):
We've been to counseling together because his last girlfriend got
jealous and flipped out on him, so he thought it
would help me. Here's my problem, though. My mother and
I are very close, so she is aware of what's
going on in my relationship. She doesn't condone it, and
she told me if my boyfriend proposals, she will be
(58:38):
out of my life for good. I told her, I
cannot believe this is my life with such a handsome,
caring and open man. I may never find another man
that I'm this compatible with. Why is my mother being
so judgmental and why is she forcing me to make
a choice? Well, I don't think she is. But if
(58:59):
your mother is foreing you to make a choice, as
you say in the letter, she wants you to choose
you in this instance. She doesn't want you to marry
a man who wants other women. Your mom doesn't want
her beautiful daughter having threesomes and being some man sex slave.
That that's just how a parent thinks. That's just a parent.
Speaker 4 (59:19):
I mean, do you.
Speaker 11 (59:19):
Honestly think this is the way to keep a man.
Speaker 4 (59:24):
Now.
Speaker 11 (59:24):
Does your mom wants you to be happy and live
your life and all of that. Of course she does, yes,
but she wants you to be your own woman on
your own terms, not because that's what this man wants.
You say you like women too, right, But can you
spend time with them alone? Can you?
Speaker 10 (59:41):
You know?
Speaker 11 (59:41):
And not with him and all of that. I highly
doubt it because it doesn't sound like he cares what
you want as long as you submit to him and
continue to drive him wild. Like you said in the letter,
no parent's ever going to give their blessing to this
kind of marital arrangement. It is just to one sided
all him, know you, and for that reason, your mom
(01:00:02):
will never like him. That's why she says she's out.
She doesn't want to support this. And as a mother myself,
I can tell you that there may not be anything
I can do about it, but I would never agree
to my daughter being with a guy like this either.
Speaker 9 (01:00:16):
No, Steve very very well said, being a mother you
all so I like your response. This letter has so
many yeah ignorant statements in it throughout the letter that
I almost don't know how to respond to this letter,
But I.
Speaker 8 (01:00:36):
Want to go to the very last line of the letter.
Speaker 9 (01:00:39):
And after this letter, this girl says, why is my
mother being so judgmental? And why is she forcing me
to make a decision after this ignorant letter that I'm
about to read. That's what your takeaway was, right, Why
is my mother being so judgmental? Well, let's read this
letter out loud. I'm thirty five year old female with
(01:01:01):
a qte face and a small waist. I haven't had
any trouble meeting men, but I've had trouble keeping a
man well. And after you read this letter, we about
to find out why. Let's go, here we go. That's
all behind me now, because I'm seeing a man that
caters to me, respects me, and he would do anything
he needs to do to put a smile on my face.
(01:01:21):
He thinks ahead and is a great planner. So let
me show you how great of a planner he is
and how far he think ahead.
Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
Let me go a skip down to this line in
the letter.
Speaker 9 (01:01:33):
He told me of front that he wants to be married,
but he wants an option to have more than one
woman in his life if that's okay with his wife.
Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
Yeah, that's what I call playing in there.
Speaker 9 (01:01:45):
Oh yeah, he was playing it sid sound kind.
Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
Of like a plot, but if you want to call
it a plan.
Speaker 9 (01:01:52):
Okay, lady, he was playing in the head and he
thinks ahead. Yeah, nothing he done, told yo, stupid, this
some information to see how it's set with you the
first Okay, now let's go back up the letter.
Speaker 8 (01:02:05):
He thinks ahead as a great planner.
Speaker 9 (01:02:07):
We've been dating almost a year and he wants to
do an anniversary trip, so I think he might be
ready to propose. Now here's what the line where she
starts telling on herself. I got rid of all my exes.
Wait a minute, if you have an ex, why would
you have to get rid of him? See but with
(01:02:29):
dealing with somebody who keeps all her exes in her life,
so she keeps god to get rid of all my exes,
I changed my life around to make sure my past
is the past. That means she'd have done a lot
of sketchy stuff. I stopped hanging out and stop posting
suggested pictures on social media because I wanted to have
(01:02:51):
queenlight behavior from my king. All right, we come back,
I'm gonna close out.
Speaker 11 (01:02:56):
Of yes, hang on, we'll get part two of Steve's response.
Come up at twenty three minutes after the hour. Subject
for today's strawberry letter, this Cannot be My Life. We'll
get back into it right after this. You're listening Steve
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Come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter, the subject
this Cannot be My Life.
Speaker 9 (01:03:49):
Well, let's get on with this netting letter entitled this Cannot.
Speaker 8 (01:03:53):
Be My life.
Speaker 9 (01:03:54):
Thirty five year old female got a Q face and
small waists, has never had trouble meeting me, but been
having trouble keeping him. And I'm about to tell you
why she met this guy. She says, that's a great planner.
We'll get into that we've been dating almost a year.
He wants to go on anniversary trips, so I think
he might be ready to propose, or if she ain't.
Got the cart and in front of this horse right here,
(01:04:14):
horse in front of this car.
Speaker 8 (01:04:16):
Watch this igna mess right here. I got rid of
all my exites.
Speaker 9 (01:04:21):
Now, like I said before, if they your exis, why
would you have to get rid of it? But this
is a woman that hangs on to a lot of people,
and I changed my life around to make sure.
Speaker 8 (01:04:31):
My past is in the past.
Speaker 9 (01:04:34):
See, you can't all of a sudden erase your past.
Speaker 8 (01:04:38):
I can tell you that right now.
Speaker 9 (01:04:40):
So I don't know what you think you then done
to make sure your pass is in your past. But
it don't work like that, lady. You just can't wipe
the slate clean yourself. I mean, God can forgive you
for anything, but you can't. Just too many people go.
And then I stopped hanging out and I stopped posting
suggested pictures on social media because I want to have
(01:05:02):
queen like behavior from my king.
Speaker 8 (01:05:06):
Now, let me explain something to you.
Speaker 9 (01:05:09):
I'm pretty sure the way y'all met was on social media.
So this man that you're going out on this date
with on your first date that you're about to describe
before you took the pictures off and found out he
was your king. That's how y'all hooked up. He saw
the suggestion picture he been on your Facebook page. He
(01:05:34):
know how many friends you got. He know you why,
that's why y'all out on this date. So now on
our first day was at his house and we had
real steaks in a lot of ones. And it'll kill
me when women go over a manhouse and they get
a steak and they think that's how I end. It's
just food, that's all it is. It's just that he's
(01:05:55):
of meat. We had grill steaks. What you the only
person that balls a steak in the Crock party, Shirley Strawberard.
The rest of us grilliz steaks. So that ain't nothing new.
And you had a lot of wine and a lot
of great conversations. He told me up front he wants
to be married, but he wants an option to have
(01:06:17):
more than one woman in his life. This is okay
with me. Then here's the line that sets it off.
Speaker 2 (01:06:24):
I love women too.
Speaker 8 (01:06:26):
So we had that in common.
Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
That ain't nothing to have.
Speaker 9 (01:06:29):
In coming Throughout our relationship, we have had six different
girls in our bed. I submit to him in bed
and do whatever he tells me to do, and it
drives him wild. Drive anybody while, Hell, if you do
everything I tell you to do. Hell, who ain't finna
go wild for that? I can't even get my wife
(01:06:51):
to watch the same TV show I want to watch.
Speaker 8 (01:06:53):
Hell, yeah, that'll drive me wild.
Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
Try that on him.
Speaker 8 (01:07:00):
We've been to Now here's the other part.
Speaker 9 (01:07:02):
We been to counseling together because his last girlfriend got
jealous and flipped out on him, so he thought it
would help me.
Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
Here's my problem though. What Wait a minute, y'all.
Speaker 9 (01:07:13):
Went to counseling because his last girlfriend flipped out on
him and he thought counseling would help you. What kind
of swing of counselor he going to to help y'all
get through this? Right here? Here's the other part. My
mother and I are very close, so she's aware of
(01:07:34):
what's going on in my relationship. Wait, man, hold on,
you told your mamad You told your mama that she
doesn't condone it, and she told me that if my
boyfriend proposes, she would be out of my life for good.
Speaker 8 (01:07:46):
I told her I can't believe this is my life with.
Speaker 9 (01:07:49):
Such a handsome man carrying an open man. I may
never find another man that I'm thiscompatible with. Why is
my mother being so judgment Why she forced me to
make such a choice?
Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
Wait, mnhold later.
Speaker 9 (01:08:03):
All this crazy messing this letter you worried about? Why
your mama being judgmental? You don't see the craziness in
this letter? The six girls in y'all's bed, this anniversary trip,
y'all going on?
Speaker 8 (01:08:18):
Where you think he fit in and proposed.
Speaker 2 (01:08:21):
Proposed to you for what?
Speaker 8 (01:08:24):
Let me ask you a question, why would he marry you?
Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
When he get in everything? He won't from you?
Speaker 9 (01:08:32):
What's to marry? He'd had six different girls in y'all's bed.
He told you to begin it. He wants to get married.
He loved to get married one day, but he wants
a woman in his life that's okay with him having
other women. He didn't say he wanted to marry you.
Once again, here's a woman plugging herself into the equation.
(01:08:54):
He did not say he wanted to marry you.
Speaker 2 (01:08:57):
And even if you do get.
Speaker 8 (01:08:58):
Married, what are y'all vows for?
Speaker 11 (01:09:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (01:09:04):
To cleave only unto her, which one of these vows
y'all want to break first to love and honor?
Speaker 8 (01:09:11):
Which one you want to break first? For better or
for worse?
Speaker 9 (01:09:15):
Y'all already in the worst relationship you could be in,
so all you can do is get married and hope
it get better. Marry him for what? What is the
what do you need a holy matrimum, a ceremony for
to bless?
Speaker 1 (01:09:31):
What?
Speaker 2 (01:09:32):
Married for what?
Speaker 1 (01:09:34):
Girl?
Speaker 8 (01:09:35):
You're crazy?
Speaker 10 (01:09:36):
For real?
Speaker 9 (01:09:37):
Yo, Mama don't want to talk to you no more,
and don't write us no more either.
Speaker 11 (01:09:41):
We don't want to talk to her anymore.
Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
All right?
Speaker 4 (01:09:45):
Thank you?
Speaker 11 (01:09:45):
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Speaker 4 (01:10:46):
It is time now for junior and sports talk.
Speaker 11 (01:10:49):
What you got junior?
Speaker 12 (01:10:51):
It was NBA playoff basketball all weekend long over Easter weekend.
Speaker 1 (01:10:55):
Let's get into it. Hoo.
Speaker 12 (01:10:56):
I don't want to talk about our team, Tommy, just
don't want to talk about.
Speaker 8 (01:10:59):
Ours for what happened?
Speaker 2 (01:11:01):
Hey, we ain't we get to them?
Speaker 10 (01:11:03):
Uh?
Speaker 12 (01:11:03):
The Pacers, The Pacers, Uh beat the Bucks one seventeen
to ninety eight.
Speaker 2 (01:11:08):
Okay.
Speaker 12 (01:11:09):
Then you had the Clippers and the Nuggets.
Speaker 2 (01:11:11):
That was a good game.
Speaker 12 (01:11:12):
The Nuggets pulled it off in overtime one twelve to
one ten. Then we had the next beating the Pistons
one twenty three to one twelve. All right, the Lakers
they fell short to the temper were one seventeen to
ninety five. Then you had the Grizzlies fall short to
the Thunder. Did you see this game one thirty one.
Speaker 8 (01:11:31):
To eighty What is you waiting on?
Speaker 6 (01:11:33):
I just saying, did you.
Speaker 12 (01:11:34):
Say one thirty one to eighty they that's fifty one
points in the playoffs?
Speaker 2 (01:11:37):
You just that's it? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (01:11:40):
Yeah, because okay, so you're gonna be in the Western front.
What is you waiting on?
Speaker 1 (01:11:44):
Then we got the Celtics.
Speaker 12 (01:11:46):
You know, they beat the Magic One, went on three
to eighty six, you know, you know, and they worried
about your boy Tatum. He may have had a spring wrist,
but he said that the X ray came back clean,
so he fined.
Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
Oh that's good.
Speaker 12 (01:11:57):
I like, yeah that yeah, because you know what happened
to him, broke his leg every time you go to
that rim, stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (01:12:02):
You know, so you know that.
Speaker 2 (01:12:04):
Did you mention the Houston Scott? Wait a minute.
Speaker 12 (01:12:06):
Then you had your cavaliers man, the cavaliers Man boy
one twenty one to one hundred over the heat.
Speaker 2 (01:12:13):
What hey, Yeah, that's what I was waiting on. That's
that's I don't know what took you so long?
Speaker 8 (01:12:20):
Now, I don't know why you would saying that bad
news for last I don't.
Speaker 9 (01:12:23):
I don't. I don't understand the crescendo that you be
trying to build bring up our team. I don't you
gon't bring them up?
Speaker 12 (01:12:30):
Okay, Well, the Rockets lost by tea into the Warriors.
Speaker 9 (01:12:34):
Dog, y'all really don't y'all really think y'all gonna beat
Golden State.
Speaker 1 (01:12:38):
We're supposed to be the number two seed.
Speaker 2 (01:12:40):
You're the number what we're number two seed in the West?
Speaker 8 (01:12:43):
Dog were playing basketball?
Speaker 4 (01:12:46):
They number seven.
Speaker 9 (01:12:49):
This ain't a seed competition. This is basketball. That's Steph
Carry Yeah, had thirty and Jimmy buckets.
Speaker 8 (01:12:59):
Yeah, yeah, twenty five.
Speaker 2 (01:13:03):
What are y'all not gonna fin to beat them?
Speaker 12 (01:13:06):
You y'all, y'all, okay, it's just one dad, It's just
one game, that's all.
Speaker 1 (01:13:10):
It is just one game.
Speaker 8 (01:13:11):
We just down one, that's all.
Speaker 1 (01:13:13):
Okay, we have me too. You know, you ain't been playing.
Speaker 2 (01:13:19):
They had.
Speaker 1 (01:13:20):
They just played their way into the tournament. They had
to play.
Speaker 12 (01:13:22):
They played, so they playing, So don't worry that it's
not our fault tonight. We had the Pistons in the
Knicks and the Clippers and the Nuggets for game too,
So there you have it.
Speaker 1 (01:13:33):
That's NBA.
Speaker 12 (01:13:34):
Per I don't like the way you're doing us, y'all.
Won just focus on your YO, your series, y'all gotta.
Speaker 9 (01:13:40):
I was focused. You the one say the worst for
last yo. You did that. You know you probably need
to reorganize your sports because you gave me too long.
You save yourself for last, and you're gonna get it.
Speaker 11 (01:13:52):
Thank your coming up next to wife is concerned that
her husband might be cheating on her and she needs
some advice Steve. Right after this, you're listening to the
Steve Harvey Morning Show. This one is from Erica in Newark,
Erica says, I am fifty and going through menopause. I
(01:14:13):
am afraid that my husband is not getting his needs
met and will cheat on me. I haven't been in
the mood for intimacy in a while. He told me
he's fine and he supports me during this time, but
he's coming home later, and he's been out on Saturdays
with his friends more than normal. I feel like he
is being more distant. Should I ask him if he's
(01:14:33):
got someone else?
Speaker 8 (01:14:35):
Well? You can ask, but I can assure you he
gonna say no.
Speaker 11 (01:14:43):
Well, yeah, so.
Speaker 9 (01:14:46):
I don't know what y'all hoping to get. But his
only response is absolutely not.
Speaker 11 (01:14:52):
Yeah, I support you.
Speaker 9 (01:14:53):
Now, I don't know what menopause is. I don't really
understand this, so I'm staying off that subject. But obviously
it got you feel in some kind of way out yourself.
So let's just leave that at that. I don't want
to start nothing on this show, so let's just lead
that right there. Here we go, because I ain't said nothing,
(01:15:14):
but I will say this, there has been a lot
of faning on this show before.
Speaker 11 (01:15:22):
What Yeah, all right, so she can ask him, but
she's not gonna get the truth.
Speaker 9 (01:15:30):
Is what you're saying, lady, ain't the way in the
world he's finn to tell you that. Yeah, and he
may not be so no.
Speaker 11 (01:15:37):
Yeah, Well, hopefully she can get some meds to deal
with her menopause, and how not be I said that.
I certainly said it.
Speaker 8 (01:15:49):
I didn't say that.
Speaker 11 (01:15:50):
Yeah, it's okay. If you said it, it's okay. No,
it's not it would be okay.
Speaker 2 (01:15:55):
Well, let me just say this.
Speaker 11 (01:15:57):
If there is some meds, there is there are.
Speaker 8 (01:16:00):
I would buy him and have them on me at all.
Speaker 4 (01:16:02):
Time as a man for women.
Speaker 2 (01:16:06):
When you started tripping, I take it.
Speaker 13 (01:16:10):
Y'all need something too, uh huh?
Speaker 2 (01:16:13):
Hell yeah to deal with y'all.
Speaker 11 (01:16:14):
Oh no, anyway, No, all right, we have time for
another one, Steve. This one's from Destiny in Colombia. Destiny says,
my boyfriend is nine years older than I am. He's
divorced and brings his two children on a lot of
our dates. He has them two weekends a month, and
when he's not with the kids, he wants to go clubbing,
(01:16:36):
So I only get to hang out with him when
he's got the kids. He has left them. He has
left them with me a few times and they don't
even know me.
Speaker 10 (01:16:43):
Am.
Speaker 11 (01:16:43):
I his girlfriend or a convenient babysitter when he's got
his kids.
Speaker 9 (01:16:48):
Yeah, you just feeling you just feeling the void because
when he ain't with him, he go club and if
that ain't.
Speaker 1 (01:16:55):
With you, Yeah.
Speaker 8 (01:16:56):
Girl, you need to know your role.
Speaker 9 (01:16:59):
By he found somebody to take care of the kids
and leave with you while he go do something else.
And when he don't have the weekends with the kids,
he go club and without you.
Speaker 2 (01:17:10):
Come on, Destiny, girl, what's.
Speaker 9 (01:17:12):
The matter with you? You don't see that. We saw it
in this little moment right here.
Speaker 2 (01:17:16):
We just heard it.
Speaker 11 (01:17:17):
Yeah, yep, come on, Destiny, you could do better. Seriously.
Speaker 9 (01:17:23):
Yeah, it'll be a rap though soon as you hear
you ain't my mama?
Speaker 4 (01:17:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:17:32):
Who are you?
Speaker 2 (01:17:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:17:33):
She said, they don't even know her, she said, the
kids don't even know.
Speaker 2 (01:17:37):
I've had I've had it.
Speaker 8 (01:17:38):
I've had a child say that to me before, not one, no, no, no?
Speaker 10 (01:17:44):
Why?
Speaker 8 (01:17:45):
Well where are at though?
Speaker 11 (01:17:49):
I'm here?
Speaker 9 (01:17:50):
Yeah, this little boy was six years old? You ain't
my daddy? Well where at? Because according to your mama,
you ain't never met him before? So oh wow, with
a little mouth hanging over, I tried to sting his
You gonna wait to let mama go in the kitchen
(01:18:11):
come talking about you ain't my daddy?
Speaker 8 (01:18:13):
What hell is it? Accordant to you?
Speaker 2 (01:18:16):
Mamma, you ain't never met.
Speaker 9 (01:18:17):
Him, So I might be your daddy and you don't
even know it.
Speaker 2 (01:18:20):
So off to therapy for you.
Speaker 11 (01:18:28):
That's so crazy. Yeah, So Destiny, please, you are a
convenient babysitter. You answered your own question in your own question,
Yeah for sure.
Speaker 2 (01:18:40):
All right.
Speaker 11 (01:18:40):
Coming up next, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey
Morning Show right after this.
Speaker 1 (01:18:45):
Just a look, you're.
Speaker 11 (01:18:48):
Listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Okay, so guys.
On the season finale of The Kardashians on Hulu, Chloe
revealed that her ex husband Lamar bought a custom blow
up sex doll last year that looks exactly like her.
Chloe told her mom Chris, that Lamar sends her strange
(01:19:09):
videos of him and the doll getting it on. Chloe
slammed Lamar and called him so demonic and unwell, so
is that weird or what do you think?
Speaker 2 (01:19:19):
I mean?
Speaker 4 (01:19:19):
Would you buy a blow up doll that looks just
like your ex if you were still in love with
your ex?
Speaker 10 (01:19:25):
Right?
Speaker 8 (01:19:25):
Where did you find that.
Speaker 4 (01:19:28):
Real hair? Yeah?
Speaker 11 (01:19:32):
Yeah, it's not just your normal average blow up doll.
Now it looks like Chloe Kardashian.
Speaker 12 (01:19:37):
I didn't like the live version of my eighth girlfriend.
I'm sure he could get the dog. The live version was, yeah.
Speaker 13 (01:19:45):
That's here, but you know it was in the brothel,
and you know Lamar got some issues.
Speaker 11 (01:19:50):
Yeah, definitely, and Chloe saw him through those issues.
Speaker 4 (01:19:53):
Remember she was at the hospital with it every single day.
Speaker 1 (01:19:57):
Yeah, she was right.
Speaker 2 (01:19:59):
There where was the broth again?
Speaker 11 (01:20:02):
We's in Vegas, Vegas.
Speaker 2 (01:20:04):
Yeah, to Vegas. Man, take a trip.
Speaker 4 (01:20:09):
See he's so stupid, feel so stupid.
Speaker 8 (01:20:11):
I don't involves.
Speaker 10 (01:20:23):
Tried it.
Speaker 11 (01:20:23):
He tried it.
Speaker 4 (01:20:24):
He tried it.
Speaker 2 (01:20:26):
Brothelat brother.
Speaker 9 (01:20:27):
Hey, we're going to Hey, hey, hey, your time is
all sold?
Speaker 11 (01:20:32):
All right, guys, thank you? Coming up next it is
we'll play around it. Would you rather?
Speaker 4 (01:20:36):
Right after this.
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It's time now for a round of would you rather?
Would you rather eat nothing but carbs for a whole
month or everything deep fried?
Speaker 9 (01:21:23):
Even though you're gonna be well, I would take everything
deep fried before.
Speaker 8 (01:21:28):
I just ate carbs because you would have some protein
in it.
Speaker 4 (01:21:34):
Chin off, yeah, chicken.
Speaker 9 (01:21:36):
Yeah, you gotta have some protein if you only eat
carbs for a month.
Speaker 8 (01:21:40):
Locked up, you fat?
Speaker 10 (01:21:43):
Yeah you.
Speaker 9 (01:21:44):
I don't care who you are, Lee HAINI gave me
these famous words. You cannot out train a bad guy.
Speaker 11 (01:21:52):
Yeah, okay, all.
Speaker 4 (01:21:54):
Right, all right?
Speaker 11 (01:21:55):
Would you rather spend forty eight hours in space or
would you rather spend forty eight hours in a submarine?
Speaker 4 (01:22:01):
Which one?
Speaker 10 (01:22:02):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:22:04):
I think I'm gonna take the space, not that submarine.
I can't do that, so.
Speaker 8 (01:22:08):
I ain't submarine?
Speaker 9 (01:22:10):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (01:22:11):
And the last submarine didn't work that so no? Why not?
Speaker 1 (01:22:16):
The people?
Speaker 2 (01:22:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (01:22:18):
Okay, even if we get out, I can't swim, so no, what.
Speaker 2 (01:22:23):
All right?
Speaker 9 (01:22:24):
If I fall out the sky, we might and then
that's some mohill to and there's some water.
Speaker 11 (01:22:31):
Let's move on.
Speaker 4 (01:22:33):
Shout out to gil king by the way.
Speaker 2 (01:22:35):
Just went up there.
Speaker 11 (01:22:37):
Yep, she faced her fears and did it. So congratulations.
Speaker 1 (01:22:41):
Ain't nothing to be going to space?
Speaker 4 (01:22:46):
You have a water flying?
Speaker 10 (01:22:49):
What?
Speaker 9 (01:22:49):
Because yeah, I saw the video of her and Oprah
on that seaplane the tiler was flying and she done
faced her fields? What is you off that fault?
Speaker 1 (01:23:04):
That's what it is?
Speaker 9 (01:23:05):
You mad?
Speaker 1 (01:23:06):
She went up there, they.
Speaker 8 (01:23:08):
Went acting white.
Speaker 11 (01:23:12):
It was another sister on board with them too, Katie
rock on there.
Speaker 13 (01:23:15):
Yeah, a black woman, rocket scientists, historic flock, all female.
Speaker 2 (01:23:22):
If you got off of to go, you wouldn't go
for how much.
Speaker 1 (01:23:28):
You want to go?
Speaker 11 (01:23:29):
You got her guys?
Speaker 8 (01:23:31):
All right, I'll tell you what make me off?
Speaker 4 (01:23:33):
Ten million?
Speaker 1 (01:23:34):
No, wait, ten minutes for ten minutes. They were up
there for ten minutes.
Speaker 4 (01:23:40):
A million a minute.
Speaker 1 (01:23:41):
That's a million dollars a minute.
Speaker 2 (01:23:43):
Way more ignorant stuff for ten minutes.
Speaker 9 (01:23:45):
Yes, I've done way more ignorant stuff for less.
Speaker 2 (01:23:50):
Yes, ten minutes.
Speaker 4 (01:23:52):
Enough million, twenty yeah, twenty minutes.
Speaker 1 (01:23:55):
Come on you up there, he's gotta put you. You
got your little blue suit? Yeah, you got the suit
off it twenty I know you can't put the suit.
Speaker 8 (01:24:04):
Came and let me ask you a question, though, But
can I can I cry?
Speaker 10 (01:24:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (01:24:09):
Cail was terrified and she talked about it. Yeah, I'm
gonna need it in cash. No, just pay your taxes
when you get it.
Speaker 1 (01:24:19):
Okay, will you give me cash? I ain't gonna have
to pay that.
Speaker 11 (01:24:24):
This is true. They wouldn't know all right, guys, thank you.
Coming up next, it is our last break of the
day and Steve Harvey, the one and only, will close
out the show right after this.
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