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May 13, 2025 2 mins
Rayna in Waldorf went on a date with a guy who made a huge stink about his medical condition. 
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Toby and Kelly's crazy first date in Waldorf.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Good morning, Raina. How are you welcome? Chilly and I
are listening. Tell us all about this crazy first date
that you went on.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
It was a blond date. I was set upon by
a co worker and we talked on the phone a
couple of times before green to go to dinner. We
met up, took his car to the restaurant. He was
all the things you want, attractive, nice, well dressed. As
I got in the car, I noticed a really foul smell.
I couldn't tell if a skunk had died in his
backseat or if he was treating his car as a
trash can on wheels. He tells me not to worry
about the smell, that it'd go away in a few minutes,

(00:34):
and he got out of the car, and so I'm
thinking this is kind of weird, and I guess he
recognized that it was in fact weird, so he blurts
out that he has an issue of flatulips I didn't
really just didn't know what he meant. But as we
kept going and smells kept coming back, he framed it
as he had an issue of continuously packing gas and
so I just was kind of pushed myself to like, Okay,
I'm going to get through this. So we get to

(00:54):
the restaurant and his flatter list kicks in the high gear.
So needless's say, I cut the evening short, go over
back to my car. So that was my crazy first
date experience.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Did he have the funk of forty thousand years the
entire time?

Speaker 3 (01:09):
The funk of one hundred thousand years?

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Raina, You said a coworker of yours set you up
with this guy. Did that person not know about the
dude's flatulence problem?

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Well, let's just say they knew after the date for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
I mean, I really want to feel bad for the guy.
You know, it's not his fault. He's got a condition,
but still that's hard to live with.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
He's got a condition.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
All right, We're sorry you had to deal with that.
Hopefully you went on to find somebody less so differous
in life.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Absolutely did. I have a wonderful husband now, and it's
giving me a lot to laugh over the years when
I stopped.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Back to this first date because you shared it with us, Raina,
we love to send you and your husband to go
see Earth Wind and Fire. MGM National Harbor December twelfth,
thanks to Live Nation.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Oh my gosh, that is fantastic. I'm so excited. I
never went anything. Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
By the way, we're told the things smell great at
MGM National Harbor.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
I'll let you know, and if you've got a crazy
first DAID story, we'd love to hear it right now.
Call eight sixty six nine two seven four three e
sixty one to become an instant finalist to go see
Earth Wind and Fire at MGM National Harbor December twelfth.
Coming up next, we're gonna get you up to date
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