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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I have a question for the men in the room
in the tangent today. It's it's just been it's been
burning a hole in my pants, my pantalones. It's been
burning a hole in my panties. Yeah, let's do it.
You hit the tangent thing.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
It's the tangent giving you all this ship. We couldn't
talk about on the air. This is my this is
my concern. And I had to talk to Jason and
Rufi about this specifically because the ladies won't really won't
really know about this. But you know, in the men's
room here, there are three urinals. Okay, and that's not
really an important part of the story, but there are
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three against the wall. Some places have more of some
places have fewer. But I have noticed in the urinal,
you know, you step up to it and you unzip
your little little pants. Okay, well that's good. This particular
one isn't important. I was just saying. I was just
I'm just painting a picture. That's what I do.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
That's what I do as a performer illustrator.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
That's what I I paint with my words, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
And I was just trying to set boss over here
thank you so much. A lot of people have said that.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
So it's got you got the urinal and then there's
like a little cake thing in the drain, like a
little grape or something. I don't know what it is,
and like make it smell better, and I guess keeps
up out of it. Right, here's what concerns me. You
go in there and you look down and this is gross.
I'm gonna be I'm gonna warn you this is gross.
But there are a lot of very long pubic hairs. Yes,
what have you not noticed this? Go in there and
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next time, well, I mean, you gotta look where you're pointing, right,
And I'm not I'm not looking on purpose. I mean
I'm just looking where I'm pointing, and I kind of
look down at it, and I'm like, but I'm worried
about this, Like we are working with people who are savages,
Like we're working with people who have braidable pubic hair,
and it is really is like very concerning to me.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
You can tell the difference between the pubic hair and
a regular you know what I'm.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Saying, And like they're in there and they're long, and
it just it just has me wondering, like are people?
Are we do we need to, like maybe in the
next next staff meeting to do a PSA about about grooming,
because what that must mean is there are some people
out there whose partners are experiencing less than ideal conditions
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for certain activities.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
Did you get to that Curb episode where he gets
a pube stuck in his throat?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
I did? Yes, I did.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Oh my god, I did. I certainly did. Yeah, no,
I did. How many seasons of Curb are there, by
the way, Yeah, I think I'm on seven.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
I feel like it's never ending.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Yes, And sometimes I find myself just laughing hysterically. And
sometimes I'm like, this is really corny. Yeah, it's hard in.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
The beginning seasons because they're so old, you know, like
everything feels outdated.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
And while I'm not as funny as Larry David, I
relate to him in a lot of ways.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
I feel like I am.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
I could see that I.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Kind of am Larry David.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Like I walk around analyzing everything and I have He
and I agree in a lot of things. We have
a lot of similar theories about things that are nooy us,
like the stop and chat. I don't want to do
a stop and chat, stop and chat. I don't want to, Like,
this is why I leave here. People are like, why
does a friend hanging around? I'm like, because there are
people here you've heard me on this ram before that
(03:13):
have to work nine to five, and so they're stop
and chatting with everybody all day long because they've got
eight hours to waste. We've already been here for five
hours by the time you're eight hour start, So I
don't need to stop and chat with you because I'm done.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
I'm done, so I just go home.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
But anyway, yeah, it's time to get in bad I am.
I am a bit of a curmudgeon and and I
think he's very logical in a lot of things he said.
A lot of what he says make perfect sense. It
really does does. And a lot of things I say
make perfect sense if I do say so myself. Now
let's get back to pubes though, So, which is something
(03:49):
I never thought I would say. But I mean this
doesn't concern you. I mean, we we're working with men
who are not grooming, and I'm worried about it.
Speaker 6 (03:58):
I'm more worried about who cleans that. Like, do you
know what somebody has to reach down there and.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Yeah, and oh my god, how are they getting? Like
I don't understand, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
It's so prevalent, it's so it's so luscious and growing
that it like falls out out. Well, I don't know,
but next time you go in there, you're going to
see it and it's not it's not hair from your head.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
And I'm just.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Worried, like, are we not? Is it not a universal
standard now that men at least sort of that that
you don't have three inch long hair down there?
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Like? Is it not?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I thought that was universal that everybody just kind of
cleaned it up a little bit.
Speaker 7 (04:39):
Yeah, is it?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Jason?
Speaker 3 (04:41):
I mean yeah, I think you should.
Speaker 7 (04:42):
I still I mean, I've been in a relationship for
thirteen years, but I still like trim it.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Would you judge a like wild forest fire down there?
Speaker 3 (04:48):
No, it doesn't bother me. I don't care.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
But I mean, have you guys, I guess some of
you have been single semi recently. Have you guys experienced
like a situation where things weren't sort of maintained well
down there?
Speaker 5 (05:01):
I don't really mind it. No, I mean, I every
guy I've ever been with, I think like grooms out
of courtesy, but I don't mind mine being hairy.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
I kind of feel like, as a dude, I just
don't understand how you let it get that to that point.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
It's annoying.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
It's super annoying when it's when you're when you're you know,
your hair down here is long.
Speaker 6 (05:25):
I don't mind a hair on the person, like I
don't mind hair on a body, but if it's off
a body and I see like a little curly hair
in the shower, I freak out. I hate that, Like
I clean up. I don't like it could be on
your body, but not on like clean up. Because see
we had to talk before, right, Like in.
Speaker 7 (05:46):
School, they should teach you this instead of this, right,
I really think they should teach hygiene because in this
building alone, we've had like neuva rings followed.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
We've had people shave.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Like people have shaved themselves at work. There's just no embellishment.
Many years ago, there was just a neuver ring just
in the hallway on the ground. I'm not kidding either,
and it's just not and it was guys, I'll go ahead,
it was mine. It was my neuver. I tried to
just slide it around to see where it turns out
it's not gonna work the gospel station.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Yeah, that was the best part.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
Oh, maybe you found out who the owner of the
Neuver ring.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
No, I'm just saying where it was. You know what
I'm saying, why was it there?
Speaker 7 (06:26):
Like people are wild to me.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
People and like how I mean I could understand maybe,
like I don't know, I'm not gonna I know it's
the tangent. We could probably get into the details here,
but I don't. I don't really know why how it
fell out. They're not They don't just fall out. No,
you got to reach up there and grab it.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
So I don't. I don't really know.
Speaker 7 (06:41):
But like we should teach people to do that, and
maybe adults too, you know, like to clean up if
a hair falls like he said, if it's on the body, whatever,
but like if it falls out and it's a public area,
not even my own private bathroom, clean up, Like if
I decided to shave my cucka, Like I'm going to
clean up.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
Don't do that at work.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
I've always more of an at home activity. But if I.
Speaker 7 (07:03):
Chose you, I'm saying I'd clean up, but you never
know you would.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Be nice of you to do a lot of people
would appreciate that, you know, running late. I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
And you know, I like a groomed situation, like I
like a nose situation on my ladies. I like a
you know, nothing's fine. I do like a groomed situation.
But I can tell you Erufiu's point, as a guy
who's been manscaping for most of my life, I can
see why, once it's gone, why it would be hard
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to ever grow it back like to you know, even
if you can. I'm just saying, like my situation is
such that if it gets like to a certain point,
I have to clean it up because it bothers me.
So I can see why if you had nothing for
most of your life, how you would just keep it
at nothing. I also think it would be easier to
have nothing than it is to have like a little
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kind of groomed symmetrical thing going on down there, because
like with my beard, it's more work for me to
keep my beard looking like semi shaped and whatever, then
it would be for me to just run a razor
over my face every morning. That would be easier to
do this thing. I got to line it up on
the bottom and then I got to trim it and
the same for down there. You know, you're like trying
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to make it look even and stuff. And it's like
I can see why people once they've gone with nothing,
they stay with nothing.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
Oh yeah, I got a wax coming up, and I'm
not looking forward to growing it out. I am not.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Oh, because you have to.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
You can't just get wax, Willie Hilly.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Oh, you gotta let it go.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
You have to, yeah, which I hate.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
I was just worried, you know, And I've been meaning
to bring this up. I'm meaning to bring this to
everyone's attention because I'm concerned.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
Well, we know it's not Rufio.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
No, it's not me. It's not me. I can tell
you that there's.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Bringing up in the next meeting. Just let people know.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Yeah, i'd like to. I'd like to see if I
can have a moment in the next half meeting. You
can just stand up and say, guys, look, I'd take
a picture dded to the slide show. Please just texted
me and asked me if i'd get a picture for it.
I just I'm just worried. I think people should be
more considerate. But maybe people don't care. And is it
is it an older generation?
Speaker 3 (09:04):
You know? Is it?
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Is it that there there are just uh Amazon Amazonian
folks out here in our midst that we would never expect.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
I mean, what do you think is going on?
Speaker 6 (09:15):
And then y'all don't be washing y'all hands? Oh my god,
so you touching that you got hair?
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Foll Why are you not reaching down and touching anything?
Speaker 6 (09:22):
Well, no, I'm saying like touching whoever is harry is
touching their hairy ness and making it go down the drain.
But then it's also probably in their fingernails. They come
and scratch the door and touch the coffee makers and
the refrigerator door.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
This is the I'll be honest, what you are doing
in your bathroom is way no, it's way more disgusting.
Speaker 6 (09:44):
No, No, that's nasty what y'all doing.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
No, but like you guys are a little more tactile
with all that stuff. There's a lot more going on there.
Speaker 6 (09:51):
But like we watch each other wash hands, like we
judge each other about washing hands. I think y'all just.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Be like, hey, will you woo and walk out?
Speaker 6 (09:58):
But if a woman don't watch their we're judging her,
you know, it's gonna get it's gonna we're gonna go.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
It's the same if I see a dude just walk
out of the bathroom not wash his hands, I make
a mental note of that, of who that person is,
and I and again, this is why I don't eat
at the potluck, because I see how people act here
without bringing anything in from home. And if this is
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if there are four foot long pubic airs in the urinal,
imagine what people's houses look like.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
I don't. I'm not eating from there. No, I'm not.
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
If your house doesn't have an a sanitation score by
the government, I'm not in I'm not eating. And I
want to see it on display at the next pot
like if you don't have a sanitation score from the government,
like a little a and your front door, I'm not
I'm not eating there.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
No, I just want you to know that that's a
curb episode too. By the way, is it is it?
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Really?
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Everything is? Well? See, I didn't I didn't. I haven't
gotten that sanitation score. I didn't know that. Is it really?
I didn't even know that.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
That's just part of the problem now with watching that
show is I have a lot of original thoughts that
I'm seeing pop up on that shook. I never watched
it right, and now I'm watching it, and I'm realizing
he and I have similar opinions about stuff people think.
I probably think I've been swaggerjacking the guy forever.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
That's why you'd like Seinfeld too, because obviously he wrote
he wrote.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
That, except while Curb gets goofy, Seinfeld is all goofy,
and I just I don't dig, even though it's relatable,
because when he's on Kerb, he doesn't talk like that. Yeah,
when Jerry's on Kurb, he just talks like a normal guy,
And I like that Jerry. I like the Jerry and
(11:39):
Kerb better than I like the Jerry on Jerry Seinfeld
show because what are you mean?
Speaker 3 (11:44):
What is the tale?
Speaker 1 (11:46):
And it's like, that's not how he talks though, you know,
and a whole everything's just sort of goofy. Also, I
don't like Jason Alexander. What I don't, I don't.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
It's one of the greatest TV characters of all time.
I don't know he comes.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
I wonder if he's not kind of like he plays
himself in Curb, because he very serious. He takes himself
very seriously and he he kind of comes off like
a dick. I can't tell if the character he's playing
in Curb is who he is in real life, like
somebody who thinks very highly of himself.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
In Seinfeld, he's playing Larry David.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Larry David wrote that role for Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Yeah, that comes up all the time, like in the
season where they were doing the casting, you know, and
then he tries to do it himself and it's like
it doesn't work.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
But even though he's playing.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Himself, Yeah, Or like when his wife is saying, Cheryl's
so attracted to Jason Alexander and it's like, but I
am that.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Why are you attracted to him?
Speaker 1 (12:45):
It's about me? Yeah, I don't know Jason. I could
just see him. I could see him taking himself very
seriously in person, and that would annoy me.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
He's five to five.
Speaker 5 (12:54):
He's probably angry a lot of them.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
I think it's like a short guy thing.
Speaker 5 (12:56):
I think I know a lot of short guys that
are just seem mad about shit.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Yes, i'll tell you what. He's probably in my house.
I'll tell you what. He's probably mad about it.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
And this comes up in Curb too, except with a
different character with the Lane. But I think he's probably
mad because has he done anything else really anywhere near
as big as signed from anywhere close?
Speaker 5 (13:18):
Dunstan checks in, he was in.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
And so I feel like, if I'm mad about anything,
if I'm Jason Alexander, it's that I can't get cast
in anything because everybody sees me as this character. I mean, no,
he's making all the residual money, right, He's making money
in syndication forever.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
But I mean it would annoy me.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
I think if everybody saw me as George Right, as
a character that I'm no longer playing, I'd be like, no,
but I can do other stuff.
Speaker 5 (13:41):
Yeah, I mean that's a cast of friends. That's so
many characters.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
But yeah, yeah, yeah, that would annoy That would make
me mad, but not too mad because I'm still getting paid,
yeah every month the residual. Yeah yeah, but it's a
good show. Just sometimes I'm like, all right, this is
a little goofy, you know what. I think it's really funny.
(14:05):
As his manager, Jeff, Yeah, Jeff Garlett, I think Jeff
is really fun. Yeah, he's always he's always out here,
and it's it's like so mean to him.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
But like stays with him.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
He's on cameo. It's amazing.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Yeah, fashion choice.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
She hates him, but yet they're like always together. So yeah, anyway, okay,
Well I just wanted to. I want to see if
anyone else had noticed this something met in the room. No, yeah,
he's what.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
No, I don't want to. I don't want to go
ahead in the season.
Speaker 5 (14:36):
So, oh, you're not talking about Pubes.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
No, no, no, he was trying to bring it home.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Oh no, I was trying to wrap it, sorry, trying
to wrap it up like some people need to wrap
up their grooming. But no, where am I What I
watched last night?
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (14:49):
The one guy, the one guys like more Jewish than
he's ever been before, the one one of his buddies
got like super jew and they and they go to
the Palestinian chicken restaurant so good that one's pretty funny.
And then and the dog dies and the pink berry
that they ate, and the mute guy rats on him. Yeah,
that's that's That's where I'm at. I think it's season eight,
(15:10):
is where I am. But you're right, Like, I didn't
realize how old the show was.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Was there a break or something?
Speaker 4 (15:16):
Yeah, big break after like season ten or something like
or whatever, and then it was off for like a
couple of years and then.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
It came back.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
Yeah, because every season they say that he says I'm done,
and then he comes back. That's why I was hoping
he wasn't really done. But I think he is the same.
It's also tribute that Cheryl Hines is like could have
been a first lady and she's an actress.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Yeah you know what I mean, rfk she married, Yes,
I did know that.
Speaker 5 (15:40):
Yeah, so she like, I mean, obviously she's probably not
going to be, but she could have been a first lady.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Oh my god. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:46):
And and like he and she's spoken about how like
he and Larry get into it sometimes because they have
different you know, political views, but they have a respect
for each other, which brings it home.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
But yeah, oh and all right, Richard Lewis, he's great
in that show. I think he's playing himself too. Yes,
I think a lot of people on that show are
just being themselves. But he's funny.
Speaker 5 (16:08):
Yeah. I bawled over Larry's post for him.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
He was pissed at him for dying. Yeah, because they
were like legitimately best.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
Friends born in the same hospital. They were childhood friends
and they were together forever.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
I don't know if i'd like his stand up, but
he's very funny in that show.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
Yeah, it's rough in the last season.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
Yeah, oh, I haven't gotten that first. And then I
don't know funk Kauser. He passed away to Marty fun Kauser.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
And they have this amazing way of like the callbacks
on that show are so good, like like I never
would have seen it coming, Like I'm trying to remember
what was I watching last night. It was the one
where he kept lying about going to New York because
he didn't want to go to some charity thing and like,
but it was the same episode with the pink berry
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and I don't know, just a way that it was
all tied up at the end. It was like Jeff
and his wife on a plane and then they pan
over and then there's because he has to go to
New York because he lied about it, and he's eating
pink berry, Like I don't know the whole thing, like yeah, yeah,
it's just the way that they tie it up, like
the way like like I'm failing to do right now,
the way that the callbacks and the tie ins are
(17:13):
really good.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
That's how Seinfeld is. That's how Seinfeld the same way.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
I don't think you're gonna get me into Seinfeld.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
I think you should, Like I said some of the
best episodes, Jason will that.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Yeah, I actually love it. I don't watch anything. Did
you watch Curb? No?
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Okay, I just spend the day with Jayson Alexander. I
just want to know if he's like really kind of
a dick or not. He probably sad, but there's another one,
like is it the character that makes me think that?
Speaker 3 (17:38):
Or is he is?
Speaker 1 (17:38):
He? Is that really? How he probably is? I don't
really know, right, but yeah, i'd be pissed too if
I again he's rich, but he can't get another role
because it's like, oh, that's that's George Costanza.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
I think he's had he's had his own like sitcom
or whatever, like on his own thing. But it didn't
it didn't do too well.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
And I could see why Seinfeld can never come back
because half the stuff that Larry says most people couldn't
get away with, right, But he just doesn't care.
Speaker 5 (18:06):
No, And I love that he like he and Dave Chappelle,
I feel like, are like the last two people that
don't give a fuck, so they get away with being
kind of racier inappropriate.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Yeh see, I wish I truly were Larry David in mentality.
It's easy to do when you're worth five hundred million dollars,
which I did look up his net worth. He's supposedly
worth five hundred million dollars. But it's like, it's easy
not to give a fuck when you're worth five hundred
million dollars. But I wish I could have some of
the same thoughts he did and just not give a
shit if you don't like it, because because it doesn't
really matter if you don't like it, because I'm the
(18:35):
one who said it and it's just me and you
don't have to agree, so shut the fuck up. I
really wish I could fully embody that I'd be a
lot better at my job. No, I couldn't, because I
just get mad when people get upset about a joke,
Like I'm like, why are you mad? Is a joke
and there's nothing serious about this? What are you mad about?
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Anyway?
Speaker 1 (18:54):
So yeah, we covered a lot. We covered curb we
covered cubes, we covered urinals, we covered grooming. There's just
a lot of things. So there's the tang. Thanks for listening.
Go back if you haven't listened to all the episodes.
Just there's all kinds of stuff. How many have we
got of these things? I don't know, two hundred something
or two hundred. Yeah, we should have a lot more, probably,
But you guys got to understand. I know nobody cares, like,
(19:16):
no one cares about the plight of the radio DJ.
But like at the end of five hours of talking,
we're kind of done talking. Yeah, oh yeah, I feel
like we should reconvene and do the tang is Like
in the evening, we should all get together.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
One I like, let's all move in together.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Good luck with that. Yeah, if we do it, like
at six o'oll, you're not getting paid. You won't go,
So that's right. I just feel like it would be
like more of our everyday lives if we all zoomed
at like six o'clock on a Wednesday and whatever state
we're in, high drunk kids running around, you know, whatever
it is, let's do it. We could try it. I
(19:52):
guess yeah, maybe not. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
There's no bad ideas.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
He will be driving, she'll be watching take never mind,
this isn't that would never work.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Yeah, sorry, guys, bad idea. It's the Fred Show, It's
the Tans. Thanks for listening.
Speaker 6 (20:08):
Mm hmm
I have a question for the men in the room
in the tangent today. It's it's just been it's been
burning a hole in my pants, my pantalones. It's been
burning a hole in my panties. Yeah, let's do it.
You hit the tangent thing.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
It's the tangent giving you all this ship. We couldn't
talk about on the air. This is my this is
my concern. And I had to talk to Jason and
Rufi about this specifically because the ladies won't really won't
really know about this. But you know, in the men's
room here, there are three urinals. Okay, and that's not
really an important part of the story, but there are
(00:31):
three against the wall. Some places have more of some
places have fewer. But I have noticed in the urinal,
you know, you step up to it and you unzip
your little little pants. Okay, well that's good. This particular
one isn't important. I was just saying. I was just
I'm just painting a picture. That's what I do.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
That's what I do as a performer illustrator.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
That's what I I paint with my words, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
And I was just trying to set boss over here
thank you so much. A lot of people have said that.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
So it's got you got the urinal and then there's
like a little cake thing in the drain, like a
little grape or something. I don't know what it is,
and like make it smell better, and I guess keeps
up out of it. Right, here's what concerns me. You
go in there and you look down and this is gross.
I'm gonna be I'm gonna warn you this is gross.
But there are a lot of very long pubic hairs. Yes,
what have you not noticed this? Go in there and
(01:31):
next time, well, I mean, you gotta look where you're pointing, right,
And I'm not I'm not looking on purpose. I mean
I'm just looking where I'm pointing, and I kind of
look down at it, and I'm like, but I'm worried
about this, Like we are working with people who are savages,
Like we're working with people who have braidable pubic hair,
and it is really is like very concerning to me.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
You can tell the difference between the pubic hair and
a regular you know what I'm.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Saying, And like they're in there and they're long, and
it just it just has me wondering, like are people?
Are we do we need to, like maybe in the
next next staff meeting to do a PSA about about grooming,
because what that must mean is there are some people
out there whose partners are experiencing less than ideal conditions
(02:16):
for certain activities.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
Did you get to that Curb episode where he gets
a pube stuck in his throat?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
I did? Yes, I did.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Oh my god, I did. I certainly did. Yeah, no,
I did. How many seasons of Curb are there, by
the way, Yeah, I think I'm on seven.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
I feel like it's never ending.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Yes, And sometimes I find myself just laughing hysterically. And
sometimes I'm like, this is really corny. Yeah, it's hard in.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
The beginning seasons because they're so old, you know, like
everything feels outdated.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
And while I'm not as funny as Larry David, I
relate to him in a lot of ways.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
I feel like I am.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
I could see that I.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Kind of am Larry David.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Like I walk around analyzing everything and I have He
and I agree in a lot of things. We have
a lot of similar theories about things that are nooy us,
like the stop and chat. I don't want to do
a stop and chat, stop and chat. I don't want to, Like,
this is why I leave here. People are like, why
does a friend hanging around? I'm like, because there are
people here you've heard me on this ram before that
(03:13):
have to work nine to five, and so they're stop
and chatting with everybody all day long because they've got
eight hours to waste. We've already been here for five
hours by the time you're eight hour start, So I
don't need to stop and chat with you because I'm done.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
I'm done, so I just go home.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
But anyway, yeah, it's time to get in bad I am.
I am a bit of a curmudgeon and and I
think he's very logical in a lot of things he said.
A lot of what he says make perfect sense. It
really does does. And a lot of things I say
make perfect sense if I do say so myself. Now
let's get back to pubes though, So, which is something
(03:49):
I never thought I would say. But I mean this
doesn't concern you. I mean, we we're working with men
who are not grooming, and I'm worried about it.
Speaker 6 (03:58):
I'm more worried about who cleans that. Like, do you
know what somebody has to reach down there and.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Yeah, and oh my god, how are they getting? Like
I don't understand, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
It's so prevalent, it's so it's so luscious and growing
that it like falls out out. Well, I don't know,
but next time you go in there, you're going to
see it and it's not it's not hair from your head.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
And I'm just.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Worried, like, are we not? Is it not a universal
standard now that men at least sort of that that
you don't have three inch long hair down there?
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Like? Is it not?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I thought that was universal that everybody just kind of
cleaned it up a little bit.
Speaker 7 (04:39):
Yeah, is it?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Jason?
Speaker 3 (04:41):
I mean yeah, I think you should.
Speaker 7 (04:42):
I still I mean, I've been in a relationship for
thirteen years, but I still like trim it.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Would you judge a like wild forest fire down there?
Speaker 3 (04:48):
No, it doesn't bother me. I don't care.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
But I mean, have you guys, I guess some of
you have been single semi recently. Have you guys experienced
like a situation where things weren't sort of maintained well
down there?
Speaker 5 (05:01):
I don't really mind it. No, I mean, I every
guy I've ever been with, I think like grooms out
of courtesy, but I don't mind mine being hairy.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
I kind of feel like, as a dude, I just
don't understand how you let it get that to that point.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
It's annoying.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
It's super annoying when it's when you're when you're you know,
your hair down here is long.
Speaker 6 (05:25):
I don't mind a hair on the person, like I
don't mind hair on a body, but if it's off
a body and I see like a little curly hair
in the shower, I freak out. I hate that, Like
I clean up. I don't like it could be on
your body, but not on like clean up. Because see
we had to talk before, right, Like in.
Speaker 7 (05:46):
School, they should teach you this instead of this, right,
I really think they should teach hygiene because in this
building alone, we've had like neuva rings followed.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
We've had people shave.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Like people have shaved themselves at work. There's just no embellishment.
Many years ago, there was just a neuver ring just
in the hallway on the ground. I'm not kidding either,
and it's just not and it was guys, I'll go ahead,
it was mine. It was my neuver. I tried to
just slide it around to see where it turns out
it's not gonna work the gospel station.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Yeah, that was the best part.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
Oh, maybe you found out who the owner of the
Neuver ring.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
No, I'm just saying where it was. You know what
I'm saying, why was it there?
Speaker 7 (06:26):
Like people are wild to me.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
People and like how I mean I could understand maybe,
like I don't know, I'm not gonna I know it's
the tangent. We could probably get into the details here,
but I don't. I don't really know why how it
fell out. They're not They don't just fall out. No,
you got to reach up there and grab it.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
So I don't. I don't really know.
Speaker 7 (06:41):
But like we should teach people to do that, and
maybe adults too, you know, like to clean up if
a hair falls like he said, if it's on the body, whatever,
but like if it falls out and it's a public area,
not even my own private bathroom, clean up, Like if
I decided to shave my cucka, Like I'm going to
clean up.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
Don't do that at work.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
I've always more of an at home activity. But if I.
Speaker 7 (07:03):
Chose you, I'm saying I'd clean up, but you never
know you would.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Be nice of you to do a lot of people
would appreciate that, you know, running late. I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
And you know, I like a groomed situation, like I
like a nose situation on my ladies. I like a
you know, nothing's fine. I do like a groomed situation.
But I can tell you Erufiu's point, as a guy
who's been manscaping for most of my life, I can
see why, once it's gone, why it would be hard
(07:31):
to ever grow it back like to you know, even
if you can. I'm just saying, like my situation is
such that if it gets like to a certain point,
I have to clean it up because it bothers me.
So I can see why if you had nothing for
most of your life, how you would just keep it
at nothing. I also think it would be easier to
have nothing than it is to have like a little
(07:52):
kind of groomed symmetrical thing going on down there, because
like with my beard, it's more work for me to
keep my beard looking like semi shaped and whatever, then
it would be for me to just run a razor
over my face every morning. That would be easier to
do this thing. I got to line it up on
the bottom and then I got to trim it and
the same for down there. You know, you're like trying
(08:12):
to make it look even and stuff. And it's like
I can see why people once they've gone with nothing,
they stay with nothing.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
Oh yeah, I got a wax coming up, and I'm
not looking forward to growing it out. I am not.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Oh, because you have to.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
You can't just get wax, Willie Hilly.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Oh, you gotta let it go.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
You have to, yeah, which I hate.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
I was just worried, you know, And I've been meaning
to bring this up. I'm meaning to bring this to
everyone's attention because I'm concerned.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
Well, we know it's not Rufio.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
No, it's not me. It's not me. I can tell
you that there's.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Bringing up in the next meeting. Just let people know.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Yeah, i'd like to. I'd like to see if I
can have a moment in the next half meeting. You
can just stand up and say, guys, look, I'd take
a picture dded to the slide show. Please just texted
me and asked me if i'd get a picture for it.
I just I'm just worried. I think people should be
more considerate. But maybe people don't care. And is it
is it an older generation?
Speaker 3 (09:04):
You know? Is it?
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Is it that there there are just uh Amazon Amazonian
folks out here in our midst that we would never expect.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
I mean, what do you think is going on?
Speaker 6 (09:15):
And then y'all don't be washing y'all hands? Oh my god,
so you touching that you got hair?
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Foll Why are you not reaching down and touching anything?
Speaker 6 (09:22):
Well, no, I'm saying like touching whoever is harry is
touching their hairy ness and making it go down the drain.
But then it's also probably in their fingernails. They come
and scratch the door and touch the coffee makers and
the refrigerator door.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
This is the I'll be honest, what you are doing
in your bathroom is way no, it's way more disgusting.
Speaker 6 (09:44):
No, No, that's nasty what y'all doing.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
No, but like you guys are a little more tactile
with all that stuff. There's a lot more going on there.
Speaker 6 (09:51):
But like we watch each other wash hands, like we
judge each other about washing hands. I think y'all just.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Be like, hey, will you woo and walk out?
Speaker 6 (09:58):
But if a woman don't watch their we're judging her,
you know, it's gonna get it's gonna we're gonna go.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
It's the same if I see a dude just walk
out of the bathroom not wash his hands, I make
a mental note of that, of who that person is,
and I and again, this is why I don't eat
at the potluck, because I see how people act here
without bringing anything in from home. And if this is
(10:23):
if there are four foot long pubic airs in the urinal,
imagine what people's houses look like.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
I don't. I'm not eating from there. No, I'm not.
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
If your house doesn't have an a sanitation score by
the government, I'm not in I'm not eating. And I
want to see it on display at the next pot
like if you don't have a sanitation score from the government,
like a little a and your front door, I'm not
I'm not eating there.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
No, I just want you to know that that's a
curb episode too. By the way, is it is it?
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Really?
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Everything is? Well? See, I didn't I didn't. I haven't
gotten that sanitation score. I didn't know that. Is it really?
I didn't even know that.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
That's just part of the problem now with watching that
show is I have a lot of original thoughts that
I'm seeing pop up on that shook. I never watched
it right, and now I'm watching it, and I'm realizing
he and I have similar opinions about stuff people think.
I probably think I've been swaggerjacking the guy forever.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
That's why you'd like Seinfeld too, because obviously he wrote
he wrote.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
That, except while Curb gets goofy, Seinfeld is all goofy,
and I just I don't dig, even though it's relatable,
because when he's on Kerb, he doesn't talk like that. Yeah,
when Jerry's on Kurb, he just talks like a normal guy,
And I like that Jerry. I like the Jerry and
(11:39):
Kerb better than I like the Jerry on Jerry Seinfeld
show because what are you mean?
Speaker 3 (11:44):
What is the tale?
Speaker 1 (11:46):
And it's like, that's not how he talks though, you know,
and a whole everything's just sort of goofy. Also, I
don't like Jason Alexander. What I don't, I don't.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
It's one of the greatest TV characters of all time.
I don't know he comes.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
I wonder if he's not kind of like he plays
himself in Curb, because he very serious. He takes himself
very seriously and he he kind of comes off like
a dick. I can't tell if the character he's playing
in Curb is who he is in real life, like
somebody who thinks very highly of himself.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
In Seinfeld, he's playing Larry David.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Larry David wrote that role for Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Yeah, that comes up all the time, like in the
season where they were doing the casting, you know, and
then he tries to do it himself and it's like
it doesn't work.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
But even though he's playing.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Himself, Yeah, Or like when his wife is saying, Cheryl's
so attracted to Jason Alexander and it's like, but I
am that.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Why are you attracted to him?
Speaker 1 (12:45):
It's about me? Yeah, I don't know Jason. I could
just see him. I could see him taking himself very
seriously in person, and that would annoy me.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
He's five to five.
Speaker 5 (12:54):
He's probably angry a lot of them.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
I think it's like a short guy thing.
Speaker 5 (12:56):
I think I know a lot of short guys that
are just seem mad about shit.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Yes, i'll tell you what. He's probably in my house.
I'll tell you what. He's probably mad about it.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
And this comes up in Curb too, except with a
different character with the Lane. But I think he's probably
mad because has he done anything else really anywhere near
as big as signed from anywhere close?
Speaker 5 (13:18):
Dunstan checks in, he was in.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
And so I feel like, if I'm mad about anything,
if I'm Jason Alexander, it's that I can't get cast
in anything because everybody sees me as this character. I mean, no,
he's making all the residual money, right, He's making money
in syndication forever.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
But I mean it would annoy me.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
I think if everybody saw me as George Right, as
a character that I'm no longer playing, I'd be like, no,
but I can do other stuff.
Speaker 5 (13:41):
Yeah, I mean that's a cast of friends. That's so
many characters.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
But yeah, yeah, yeah, that would annoy That would make
me mad, but not too mad because I'm still getting paid,
yeah every month the residual. Yeah yeah, but it's a
good show. Just sometimes I'm like, all right, this is
a little goofy, you know what. I think it's really funny.
(14:05):
As his manager, Jeff, Yeah, Jeff Garlett, I think Jeff
is really fun. Yeah, he's always he's always out here,
and it's it's like so mean to him.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
But like stays with him.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
He's on cameo. It's amazing.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Yeah, fashion choice.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
She hates him, but yet they're like always together. So yeah, anyway, okay,
Well I just wanted to. I want to see if
anyone else had noticed this something met in the room. No, yeah,
he's what.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
No, I don't want to. I don't want to go
ahead in the season.
Speaker 5 (14:36):
So, oh, you're not talking about Pubes.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
No, no, no, he was trying to bring it home.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Oh no, I was trying to wrap it, sorry, trying
to wrap it up like some people need to wrap
up their grooming. But no, where am I What I
watched last night?
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (14:49):
The one guy, the one guys like more Jewish than
he's ever been before, the one one of his buddies
got like super jew and they and they go to
the Palestinian chicken restaurant so good that one's pretty funny.
And then and the dog dies and the pink berry
that they ate, and the mute guy rats on him. Yeah,
that's that's That's where I'm at. I think it's season eight,
(15:10):
is where I am. But you're right, Like, I didn't
realize how old the show was.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Was there a break or something?
Speaker 4 (15:16):
Yeah, big break after like season ten or something like
or whatever, and then it was off for like a
couple of years and then.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
It came back.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
Yeah, because every season they say that he says I'm done,
and then he comes back. That's why I was hoping
he wasn't really done. But I think he is the same.
It's also tribute that Cheryl Hines is like could have
been a first lady and she's an actress.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Yeah you know what I mean, rfk she married, Yes,
I did know that.
Speaker 5 (15:40):
Yeah, so she like, I mean, obviously she's probably not
going to be, but she could have been a first lady.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Oh my god. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:46):
And and like he and she's spoken about how like
he and Larry get into it sometimes because they have
different you know, political views, but they have a respect
for each other, which brings it home.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
But yeah, oh and all right, Richard Lewis, he's great
in that show. I think he's playing himself too. Yes,
I think a lot of people on that show are
just being themselves. But he's funny.
Speaker 5 (16:08):
Yeah. I bawled over Larry's post for him.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
He was pissed at him for dying. Yeah, because they
were like legitimately best.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
Friends born in the same hospital. They were childhood friends
and they were together forever.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
I don't know if i'd like his stand up, but
he's very funny in that show.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
Yeah, it's rough in the last season.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
Yeah, oh, I haven't gotten that first. And then I
don't know funk Kauser. He passed away to Marty fun Kauser.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
And they have this amazing way of like the callbacks
on that show are so good, like like I never
would have seen it coming, Like I'm trying to remember
what was I watching last night. It was the one
where he kept lying about going to New York because
he didn't want to go to some charity thing and like,
but it was the same episode with the pink berry
(16:53):
and I don't know, just a way that it was
all tied up at the end. It was like Jeff
and his wife on a plane and then they pan
over and then there's because he has to go to
New York because he lied about it, and he's eating
pink berry, Like I don't know the whole thing, like yeah, yeah,
it's just the way that they tie it up, like
the way like like I'm failing to do right now,
the way that the callbacks and the tie ins are
(17:13):
really good.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
That's how Seinfeld is. That's how Seinfeld the same way.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
I don't think you're gonna get me into Seinfeld.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
I think you should, Like I said some of the
best episodes, Jason will that.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Yeah, I actually love it. I don't watch anything. Did
you watch Curb? No?
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Okay, I just spend the day with Jayson Alexander. I
just want to know if he's like really kind of
a dick or not. He probably sad, but there's another one,
like is it the character that makes me think that?
Speaker 3 (17:38):
Or is he is?
Speaker 1 (17:38):
He? Is that really? How he probably is? I don't
really know, right, but yeah, i'd be pissed too if
I again he's rich, but he can't get another role
because it's like, oh, that's that's George Costanza.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
I think he's had he's had his own like sitcom
or whatever, like on his own thing. But it didn't
it didn't do too well.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
And I could see why Seinfeld can never come back
because half the stuff that Larry says most people couldn't
get away with, right, But he just doesn't care.
Speaker 5 (18:06):
No, And I love that he like he and Dave Chappelle,
I feel like, are like the last two people that
don't give a fuck, so they get away with being
kind of racier inappropriate.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Yeh see, I wish I truly were Larry David in mentality.
It's easy to do when you're worth five hundred million dollars,
which I did look up his net worth. He's supposedly
worth five hundred million dollars. But it's like, it's easy
not to give a fuck when you're worth five hundred
million dollars. But I wish I could have some of
the same thoughts he did and just not give a
shit if you don't like it, because because it doesn't
really matter if you don't like it, because I'm the
(18:35):
one who said it and it's just me and you
don't have to agree, so shut the fuck up. I
really wish I could fully embody that I'd be a
lot better at my job. No, I couldn't, because I
just get mad when people get upset about a joke,
Like I'm like, why are you mad? Is a joke
and there's nothing serious about this? What are you mad about?
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Anyway?
Speaker 1 (18:54):
So yeah, we covered a lot. We covered curb we
covered cubes, we covered urinals, we covered grooming. There's just
a lot of things. So there's the tang. Thanks for listening.
Go back if you haven't listened to all the episodes.
Just there's all kinds of stuff. How many have we
got of these things? I don't know, two hundred something
or two hundred. Yeah, we should have a lot more, probably,
But you guys got to understand. I know nobody cares, like,
(19:16):
no one cares about the plight of the radio DJ.
But like at the end of five hours of talking,
we're kind of done talking. Yeah, oh yeah, I feel
like we should reconvene and do the tang is Like
in the evening, we should all get together.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
One I like, let's all move in together.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Good luck with that. Yeah, if we do it, like
at six o'oll, you're not getting paid. You won't go,
So that's right. I just feel like it would be
like more of our everyday lives if we all zoomed
at like six o'clock on a Wednesday and whatever state
we're in, high drunk kids running around, you know, whatever
it is, let's do it. We could try it. I
(19:52):
guess yeah, maybe not. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
There's no bad ideas.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
He will be driving, she'll be watching take never mind,
this isn't that would never work.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Yeah, sorry, guys, bad idea. It's the Fred Show, It's
the Tans. Thanks for listening.
Speaker 6 (20:08):
Mm hmm
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Welcome to "Decisions, Decisions," the podcast where boundaries are pushed, and conversations get candid! Join your favorite hosts, Mandii B and WeezyWTF, as they dive deep into the world of non-traditional relationships and explore the often-taboo topics surrounding dating, sex, and love. Every Monday, Mandii and Weezy invite you to unlearn the outdated narratives dictated by traditional patriarchal norms. With a blend of humor, vulnerability, and authenticity, they share their personal journeys navigating their 30s, tackling the complexities of modern relationships, and engaging in thought-provoking discussions that challenge societal expectations. From groundbreaking interviews with diverse guests to relatable stories that resonate with your experiences, "Decisions, Decisions" is your go-to source for open dialogue about what it truly means to love and connect in today's world. Get ready to reshape your understanding of relationships and embrace the freedom of authentic connections—tune in and join the conversation!