Jason Naired His Whole Body

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, guys, let's do a tangent. Let's talk about
the Great Depression showing. Hit it go. It's the tangent
with the bread show, giving you all the we couldn't
talk about on air. Yeah, guys, it's the tangent. We've
been doing so well lately on schedule. I guess we
didn't do one Monday. Do we never mind? We've been
doing shitty? No, it really, we're not. We're not, but

(00:23):
it's fine. Here it is. And and right before I
hit on the topic of naring your whole body came
up and it's a classic story, one of Jason's ten stories. Yes,
about a time that you nared your whole body. I
don't tell I.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Don't even have that many stories, I don't think. But yeah,
So my boyfriend Mike, he doesn't like body hair. He
is very like he has no body hair, Like he's
got armpit hair, a little bit of nipple hair, and
then like a little bit.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Of that's just what's natural or that's what's natural.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
He does, said he has no body hair.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
But then you just, okay, I have a body hair.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
You don't really hairy. Yeah, my chest, my bad. We
all saw me wax my back just I have a
lot of chest hair. He is like nothing. But anyway,
so he doesn't like body hair, and it's always been
like a point of contention. But I'm like, I'm not
shaving my chest like I don't know, because I feel
like it's just gonna come back thicker, right.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
So why am I gonna do that to my life?

Speaker 2 (01:18):
So I was like, well, one year, I was like
I don't even know if it was like a special
occasion or anniversary, and I was like, I'm gonna naer
my whole body just for him. It was like a surprise,
you know. Net So went to the store, but my
little nare came home, got in the shower, you know,
rubbed it all over myself, leathered myself up, and then

(01:38):
I like didn't know how long to leave it on.
So I was like, well, just leave it because I
really want to get it all, you know, like whatever.
Then it started burning, right, and so I was like,
oh God, I gotta get this off, right, So I
grabbed like one towel.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
I had one towel for.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
The business business.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yeah, right, I went to go wipe and like all
this hair came off.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
I was like, oh great.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
But then I was like money more than one towel,
Like I got a lot of hair, So I start
grabbing more towels and it starts burning more and more.
So I'm like really trying to get this off as
fast as possible. And then I look around and it's
just a pile of like tufts of hair and like towels,
Like it looks like I like murdered an animal something
like its just literally it looks like, yeah, it looks

(02:21):
like I shaved the corkies and so I was like oh.
And then I got out and I looked in the
mirror and I was like all like pinkish reddish, like
I like chemical.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Burning myself, just the hair.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
My epidermis was like out like she was like bones, yeah, yeah,
my bones. And then I couldn't wear like every clothes
I put on, like it hurt because like whatever. But
then I think the worst part of the whole thing
was when I grew back, because it was like prickly
and it was itchy, and I was like, I'm.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Never doing this effort. I don't even think.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
So he was like You're dumb because I'm in pain,
Like now I can't even do like sexty time because
I literally like burning, Like.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
So you guys still get the who ha done with
the wax? How long until you can uh, can you
get right to it? Like like can I get it?
Like you have to wait twenty four hours? Or how
long after the huha waxing? Can you you know sort
of you.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Know you know yeah, yeah, no, I'm familiar.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Yeah, can you how long till you can fuck that?

Speaker 4 (03:25):
Tell you?

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Like I think they tell you.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
Yeah, that sound familiar.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
I've heard it on chice.

Speaker 5 (03:31):
Yeah, I got a kid, wow, yeah one.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Time, just one time? Sex have her? Yeah, so Kaitlin?
How long?

Speaker 3 (03:38):
Yes, I think they I think they tell you that
you're not supposed to like work out or anything till
the next day. But like if you've gotten it done
a couple of times, like it's not really going to
affect you anymore, and your hair becomes less and.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Less And how long does it? How long is it
like really soft like that?

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Again, that depends on how many waxes you've gotten Like
the first time, it'll grow back after probably.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Like a month, I would say, always takes that long.

Speaker 6 (04:01):
Yeah, it lasts for a little wait a little bit.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
Yeah, maybe like three weeks. It'll search to go back
but done. Like the more you get it done, the
last hair you'll grow.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
So there you go.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
But yeah, you're in wild positions.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
It's you know, yeah, when you get waxed.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
I've heard, I've heard, yeah, you gotta put your leg
leg gotta go places and stuff. Why you got a story?

Speaker 6 (04:22):
No, no, no, it's just the first time I went.
I'm thinking, like, how would I get the hair from
down there? So I'm like I'm ready to get in
those positions and this lady folded me like a pretzel
and I'm like, I thought there was a better way
to do. Yeah, like let me just if I could
just bend over, you can do what you need to do.
She was like, no, you lay and I'm gonna put
that leg back there.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Yeah over here.

Speaker 6 (04:43):
I'm like what, And I'm like, this isn't how we
do it. I just thought, you know, if I was
getting somebody hair off the ass.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
But no, they're like, just l on your back.

Speaker 5 (04:55):
I'm like, wait, huh right, yeah, get on all fours.

Speaker 4 (04:59):
That one was weirdest one to meet.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
Okay, mine didn't do that, so I expected to be
put on all four. But she has me lay on
my back and then put my knees like at my
shoulders and I'm like, girlfriend, this doesn't seem like.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
The easiest to give you like a little like a
little paper thing, don't they but like you can see
it all.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
I don't know why they give you like a little.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Paper to cover the actual.

Speaker 6 (05:19):
Oh no, no, no no no, this is all balls
to the walls when.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Everywhere doing where do you go? Where is this happening?
Maybe you should trynir like our friend, just don't leave
it on too?

Speaker 6 (05:40):
Can we put naar on our because I thought you
can't like legs?

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Right?

Speaker 6 (05:45):
Yeah, normally because in college I was like, well, hey,
if this works on my legs, I know it will
work on my box. And I thought of it doing to.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
Make you can't see that any like you know about
my box and in that I have a minute.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Behind your back. No earlier I was like, they're like,
who I go, itchy box? Like oh yeah, yea crabs?
What is this?

Speaker 3 (06:17):
The nineties?

Speaker 5 (06:18):
No?

Speaker 3 (06:18):
I tried to wax myself at home. Were you here
for this?

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Tell the story with do what I do? Tell the
story with confidence like you've never told it before.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Uh this first time I'm saying this, But I did
try to uh wax my box at home save a
couple of bucks, took off one or two layers of
skin like Jason did, and was like flaking afterwards.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
Like my skin.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
So it wasn't necessarily itchy, but it was something was
going on. And then like I had, you know, a
de appointment, and I found myself like putting makeup on
my little box to try to get cute again because
I'm like, there's some stuff going on, but I need
this de appointment, you know, And.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
You can't go back to the doc there right, Like No,
that was now okay, you know that's that's why he's
calling you Itchi Box because a couple of weeks ago
you did the thing about calling the Itchi box doctor
and not wanting to describe to the doctors the nurse's
assistant what why you were going, No, he's.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
Talking about when I burned my box, which is a
different story.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
Oh I thought maybe you were talking about a couple.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
Yeah, so yeah, yeah, yeah. So there's doctor Browner shout
out castile soap. You're supposed to be able to use everywhere.
I got the like menthol kind and you know, if
if you use it on your back or your booty.
It can drip right on.

Speaker 4 (07:32):
In there, Jason.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
Yes, it is all one one thing one s lit well, no, not.

Speaker 4 (07:40):
Ultimate.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
You should know there's better than you were doing it before.
I was you've been doing it since nineteen ninety nine.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
Right, No, there's an island in between, like you have
a taint.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
I do have a taint.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
He did ask me that one day. Yeah, so no,
And then it leaked into my my badge and I
was I was burning and I thought, you guys, I
got some and they kept saying you don't. We've tested
you twenty times, and I'm like, I got something, so
they don't. Yeh kind of loves me.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
I went through that phase in my twenties where I
thought I had an STD like every twenty minutes, and
I never I can honestly tell you, I'm knock one
what I've never had one.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
But uh, the clap, I'm surprised.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
No, write me too, have you have you?

Speaker 3 (08:21):
I just feel like, yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Well you fucking I fucking it's true, be fucking box.
I don't got no clap. I don't have any of it.
I've been very fortunate.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
I'm just kid.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
At least a clap you can it goes away. Yeah
for you.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
Yeah, and a fantasy draft of that.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
It's a miracle.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
I'm taking the clap.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
It's a miracle, honestly. But yeah, I know there were
there were five or six times, I mean literally five
or six times that I went in there and I'm like, Doc,
I'm gonna die, like it's over, it's done. Wasn't it
an ingrown It was a couple of times. Been an
ingrown hair a razor burn? Yeah. Yeah, Guys looking at me,
like the last time I went in the same doctor,
he's I'm not even looking. He's like, you don't he didn't.

(09:04):
He wouldn't look had the test?

Speaker 4 (09:05):
Have you ever had the swap?

Speaker 1 (09:07):
I had that one time the first time I went
in there. I basically this is gross, but I basically
had some form of a male infection that like the
same kind of yeah, well except well it was like
I don't know, no, it's gross. I don't have to
get into it. Men can get YaST infections.

Speaker 4 (09:26):
Oh okay, oh they yeah, Well.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
And it probably means I was with somebody who had one,
and it can it's transferable, I guess anyway, And so
like there anyway, this is so disgusting. But I was
like twenty four twenty five and I go in there
and I'm like, I'm something terrible is going on here.
And the guy's like, okay, all right, you know, tell
me your symptoms. I did. He's like, okay, Well, at
the time, the way they tested for syphilis was they

(09:50):
stuck a Q tip up there, and I can tell
you that was probably the most painful five seconds of
my life, Like, it was so painful, and they don't
do that. They don't do it that way anymore. They
do it with the like a urine test now. But anyway,
and then he explained to me at the time, he
was like, well, if in fact you have it, this
is a different state. He was like, I have to
tell the state that you have it, and we have

(10:12):
to contact trace. The state will call you, and then
you have to basically telling everyone you've been with. They'll
call those people. They could try and get to the
bottom of it, you know, or the top or side
or whatever. And so here I am convinced like I'm
not only am I disgusting, but I'm exposed. And it
turned out it was nothing but the girl who had

(10:33):
to call and give me the results was a listener
at the time. This was in a different state, but
she was like every time I'd go in there, she'd
geek out. And then she was the one that had
to make the call, and so she calls me. She's like, hey,
you know that thing it came in for you don't
have it. I'm like, okay, thank you. Click. Yeah. It
was really awkward.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
Now here's my question. Do you guys get like even
the ladies. Do you guys get STD testing?

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Ever?

Speaker 3 (10:56):
When you go to the guyno even though you're like married, committed, Yeah, yes,
I do kind.

Speaker 5 (11:00):
Of make you at this point too, not like make you,
but they're just like, we're gonna swaby, let's just test
for everything.

Speaker 4 (11:05):
And I'm just kind of like, okay.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
But they have to take blood to test for certain things.

Speaker 4 (11:08):
I believe so, but I think.

Speaker 5 (11:09):
The general the big three right is what Chamydia gonnorrheas, which.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
I never heard about un till recently.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
Something with a trick that sounds terrible.

Speaker 4 (11:19):
Whatever it is, like the three common ones.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Look up if.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
I do too. Every so often, even though so I'm glad.

Speaker 4 (11:33):
You should, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (11:34):
I mean, I know we're like in committed relationships and like,
I trust my partner, but like I don't know.

Speaker 4 (11:40):
Bitch, No, it takes that one time, and I don't
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
That that would be something I've heard of it happening too.
It's really I've had doctor friends tell me stories about like, well,
why do I have an STD? I haven't been with
anybody else. Then you find out, well, well.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
Story, yeah, yeah, the house literally teeter what was his.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
Name, Hank, and Hank gave it to her and she
gave it to you that she had no I had
no idea.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
I thought it was from someone I hooked up with
before we started dating.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
And yeah, I am not the only one that when
you start talking, when you start talking about this, like
my nether region starts to feel weird, like.

Speaker 4 (12:17):
Right now, right now, like honestly.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
But it's the same thing if you start describing symptoms
to me of like an the illness that you have,
or if I you're a commercial where it's like do
you have a sore throat ever? Are you ever fatigued?
Do you ever have a runny nose? Do you have
brain cancer? You know? Or whatever? And I'm like fuck.

Speaker 4 (12:33):
It right now.

Speaker 6 (12:33):
Yeah, when Killin did that story about the Woman of
the Lights, which I'm a collage.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
Yeah, that's what I mean, it's psychosomatic. But I convinced myself. Yeah,
so I finally like was I stopped? I mean I
didn't stop getting checked, but it's like I stopped being
convinced that I was. And at one point the doctor
was like what are you into? Like what are you
doing that you're so concerned that you always have? Like
what kind of dipshit are you? Like? Basically because I

(12:59):
knew the guy pretty well, and it was kind of
more like you've been in here every other month for
like a year, thinking that you got some kind of ship,
So like, what are you not being saved for? You
like attending events? Like what are you? What are you?
What do you do?

Speaker 6 (13:14):
Right?

Speaker 1 (13:15):
This man was way before his time. He's like, have
you been hanging out with Diddy? Like what's going on?
And Uh, It's like no, I'm I'm a hypochondriac. And
he was, Oh, that's different because I would go in
for other stuff too, you know, I'd be like, my
nose is running. I definitely am having a heart attack.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
Where do guys get test? Like you have to go
in that.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
You go to a specific like an internal medicine, which
I lied about of course every time I go in
there it was for allergies. But then then the nurse
would leave, I'd be like, it's not for allergies. My
dick's fucked up, you know, or whatever.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
The doctor went on the hallway and told this woman,
that nurse, he's like, he's here for fucking STDs.

Speaker 4 (13:45):
I hope not that hip.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
I mean, and by the way, nobody should be well,
I don't think it is. I don't think it is
among stats.

Speaker 4 (13:51):
I'm just.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
Not that's not nice, Like nobody should be ashamed of
going you know. It's just again, this comes back to
my my issues with and it doesn't even matter if
it's related to this, Like I don't even want to
tell the doctor my symptoms of stuff that is just
normal and you have to because they can help you.
But I don't like if I don't my stomach hurts
or like, you know that kind of thing. Like I

(14:14):
don't like talking about it. I don't like talking about
anything like bodily. I just don't. Yeah, I think it's
because I'm conditioned from when I was a little kid
and I was sick. I was in the hospital. No,
I think it really is. And I've tried to like
volunteer in hospital settings, and I've tried to be proactive
by going to the doctor more like exposure therapy to trying.
But it doesn't matter. I go in from my yearly
checkup and I have to tell them what my blood

(14:37):
pressure is from when I took it at home, because
don't even bother. Like the first time that, like a
brand new student nurse took my blood pressure, she was like, sir,
I think you need to go to the hospital, like
you're fucked up. Like it was like four thousand over
twenty or so. Obviously it was out of my resting
heart rate was out of control. And the doctor comes in,
he's like, no, it's I'm looking at your record. It's

(14:58):
always this way every time you come in here. It's
called white coat syndrome.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
Remember the time they gave you the you had the pee,
you had the you had to take the your example and.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no no no, I won't
I won't say the context that I'm I'm pretty sure
you're not supposed to do it this way, but I
don't I don't think it. I don't know how you.
I don't know, but I I needed to take a
urine test. Uh. And it wasn't for drugs. It was
for like kidney function. You know how they have like
a little thing that can dip in it and it
can tell them a whole bunch of different if there's

(15:28):
blood in your urine or whatever. So for a physical
that I needed, I had to take that and I
was hungover. I went on a Saturday. I'd been fucked
up the night before. I woke up, I peede and
I was super dehydrated. I go for a disappointment and
the dude's like, you got to pee, and I was
like I can't, and he's like, well I need it
or I can't. You know, you don't pass the test.
I got to test this and I'm like, well, I

(15:48):
don't need to pee. So he just kept giving me
water and we sat there for like an hour and
I didn't need to pee, and he's like, all right, look,
here's the jar. Pee in it before you leave work.
And the place was on the way home from work,
the testing place. So then he's like, just drop drop
it off to me and I'll test it and i'll
tell you and i'll give you your thing if you pass.
And I did. But yeah, so I peed at work

(16:10):
at the end of the show, and then I put
it in my I like, you know, screw the top on.
I put it in my jacket and then i'd walk
up to the doctor's office and a lady's like, can
I help you? And I pull out of my jacket
a thing of urine and she's like, do not set
that anywhere. I'll put some gloves on, and then she
came out and took it from me. But yeah, I

(16:31):
walked in with my own piss in a jar and
I had to give it to them. I don't know.
I guess it wasn't that big of a deal. But
it wasn't like a drug test, so it was like
I wouldn't got the urine from somebody else. I've heard
about that. Yeah, I knew that back in the day
when like marijuana was I mean, that wasn't that long ago,
but let's call it ten years ago, when marijuana was
like super taboo and considered like you were a druggie

(16:53):
if you smoke weed. I knew a girl trying to
get a job at a fancy hotel and it was
like super fancy and the Kacha ka cha waitresses are
made big money, and so they the spots didn't open
up very often, and so they called her and they
were like, we have an interview for you tomorrow, but
just so you know, there is an on demand drug test. Well,

(17:14):
this chick was a pothead, and they she would have
failed the drug test. So she she had big boobs,
So she had a friend pissed in a ziplock bag,
stuck that in the bottom of her bra, and then
went in and then the bathroom poured her friend's urine
from her bra into the thing and then gave them
that and she passed the drug test, got the job.

Speaker 4 (17:32):
I think I know the place if I'm thinking of
the place, I don't know. Is this Chicago?

Speaker 1 (17:37):
Yeah, but I doubt it's the one you're thinking of.

Speaker 4 (17:39):
I don't think it's open anymore.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
It's a big hotel and it's still open.

Speaker 4 (17:42):
Oh it is. We'll talk later.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
I don't even know. I don't know how long it's
going to be. If now even before it's like, I
don't know how you can test people for weed.

Speaker 3 (17:52):
They still do in certain Like my friend's a travel
nurse and so.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
Yeah, nursing. I think the pilots can't do it.

Speaker 4 (17:58):
Right but my head.

Speaker 3 (17:59):
So she chucked a ton of water like a month
before she knows she's getting tested, and just crystal clear.

Speaker 6 (18:04):
Pas.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
Yes, you ever drug test when someone's in the like
the nurses in the room with you.

Speaker 4 (18:08):
Yeah, oh I've done that one.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
I never had to do that. No, they like watch.
This is the only full time job I've ever had
is in this business. Knock on wood and Lord knows
you're not drug testing anybody here.

Speaker 5 (18:19):
Toilet bowl, they make it a different color if you, yeah,
like the toilet or whatever, like they'll make it like blue.

Speaker 4 (18:24):
So you can't take water from them.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
Oh and you.

Speaker 4 (18:27):
Can't run the sink or something. Don't wash your hands after?

Speaker 1 (18:30):
What else? Did a doctor just tell me that I
didn't know about weed? So the weed cells or like
the weeds, whatever it is, the components of weed are
stored in fat, and they move around your body based
on fat. So I don't know if you've noticed this,
but like, if you've taken a gummy before on an
empty stomach and it didn't seem to work, it's not
the gummy, it's that you needed, like peanut butter or chocolate.

(18:54):
Or protein. You needed some form of fat a meal
to then help like make like for example, if you
take a gummy on an empty stomach, it won't work.
If you eat a hamburger fifteen minutes later, you're high,
and it's because the fat cells are moving it all
around your body. I gets, and I'm sure I'm oversimplifying this,
but she was saying that people who dehydrate themselves in

(19:15):
an effort to like so that I don't know that.
I guess people think if you drink a ton of
water and then piss it all out, that like you've
you've you've gotten rid of me of it.

Speaker 4 (19:22):
It's the sweat and the workouts.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
Well, no, because people do that too, because the more
you dehydrate yourself, the more potent those the weed is
in the fat cells, and the more likely you are
to test positive. So you're supposed to not try and
dehydrate yourself and sweat it all out. You're supposed to
just drink as much water as possible and hope for
the best.

Speaker 5 (19:41):
Back in like like teen days, like when I would
get like jobs of jewel and stuff, like, I would
do that, I would like work out like crazy for.

Speaker 4 (19:47):
Two weeks and you had a drug test coming up
to it.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
Turns out that doesn't work. But I like, I used
to think that there were certain gummies that worked for
me and certain gummies that didn't. And I was like,
these things are fucked up or whatever. And I finally
this person was like, no, you got to eat with it,
and it's that's true. The other problem is you can eat.
I've tried to eat ahead of time. Take a gummy
so I don't get the monkeys. That doesn't matter. It's
like your stomach becomes four times bigger when you take

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the thing. I'd be like, I just ate. I don't
need to eat more. Christopher, It's like, no, you fucking do.
And not only that, it needs to be a sleeve
of oreos. It could be nothing else, otherwise you'll die.
And then here I am ordering apple pies and sleeves
of oreos at two in the morning, fucking stuffing them
in my face. It's shame to myself. The monkeys are serious.
It's a real problem.

Speaker 4 (20:32):
Serious.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
Yeah, no, it's a real problem because you I could
go my whole day and just crush it with my
diet and then take a gummy to sleep, because that's
The only reason I really take them is because it's better.
It's got to be better for you than the other
shit I was doing. I was taking cold medicine to sleep,
you know, I mean like every.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
Day, Yeah you had a bad lean problem.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
Well, because I it was only when I was getting
to sleep at you know, seven o'clock in the summer,
eight o'clock, you know whatever it is. And yeah, no,
so I'll kill the diet all day. They'll take a
gummy and it's like here we go, pints ice cream,
gotta have it, and it's it's very difficult to get
your mind off of it. I don't know why I.

Speaker 5 (21:09):
Don't go with gummies, Like, is there a way that
you could take something that doesn't give you munchies?

Speaker 4 (21:14):
Like do you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (21:15):
I'm sure there are strains that claim they don't, or
I don't. Maybe there's a way around it.

Speaker 5 (21:19):
I don't know, but I or take less or but
I wouldn't have the same effect then on you.

Speaker 3 (21:22):
But it makes healthy stuff taste good too. If I
get myself a good salad and I'm high, I'm like,
this is really because I do very little when it
comes to my gummies, Because for me.

Speaker 5 (21:29):
It's more like I want to, like the baby's down,
you know, she's asleep whatever after bath time, and I
just want to like wind out impressed, and it makes
me feel just decompressed. I'm not, like, I'm not hungry,
which I used to be a Munchi's girl.

Speaker 4 (21:40):
But I'm not hungry.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
That must be the strain then, because you're right, you
can eat other things. The problem is I don't keep
food in my house. So the only stuff you're getting
delivered at eleven o'clock at night or you know, on
a weekend or whenever, is Taco Bell or you know
what I mean. Like, I'm not It's not like I
got a pantry full of fucking bananas and apples and
you know, oranges and shit. It's like job. You know,

(22:01):
I woke up at eleven o'clock, I get the monkeys,
and the only people that will bring me food are
McDonald's or Taco Bell or Colver's or whatever. It's like,
oh so good, And then everything looks good, of course,
and then before long I've ordered you know, eighty seven
dollars for a Taco Bell. Yeah, and I digress, and
then I'm basically running. I may as well, just run

(22:22):
backwards or I don't know. It's like the run of
the running I just did means nothing because I just
fucking stuffed my face.

Speaker 5 (22:28):
I'm gonna give you a little when you're not looking.
I'm gonna do a little Monjarro shot. It'll stop the monkey.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
So I'd prefer you not giving me a little shot
me with.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
Something, and it does help.

Speaker 4 (22:43):
The food noise goes away, you guys.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
Know, Look, I am so happy for people like if
you need it started something, you know though, like I
just worries me. It just worries me. I'm happy. Like
my dad is an older man and he could lose
a little bit of weight. He's had some hard issues
and I know he's taken it and it h ozempic
and it's worked really well for him. Because his dude's
like seventy six years old. He's not going to go
out and run a marathon, you know, so it's been

(23:06):
very helpful to him. And if it buys him another
ten years or twenty years or whatever, it is amazing.
It's the people that could go for a walk and
maybe eat a salad that take it because they don't
want to do that. That worries me because one is
there enough for everybody who needs it? And two, like,
why are we taking the extra step and the potential

(23:27):
unnecessary risk. If we could put a little more effort
in and lose the weight in a more healthy way,
that would also do more than just get rid of
the weight. It would also it could potentially lower your cholesterol.
It could you know, your blood pressure could go down,
your weight could go down, you could be more toned.

Speaker 4 (23:44):
Yes, you can.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
I think you accomplish a lot. I think, and I'm
not picking on you. Anyone can do whatever they want.
But I just I know people who are fully able. Yeah,
they just don't want to no shamey. So one thing
that I'm.

Speaker 4 (23:57):
What I'm not.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
Yesterday, I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. Like,
I don't claim to be no me neither. It's just
to me. I don't want I in my whole life.
I don't want to take any medicine of any kind
that I don't need to take.

Speaker 5 (24:10):
And I don't disagree with that because at the end
of the day, like you're probably gonna outlive me just
because of this, I'm being for real. The thing about that, though,
is I do want you to shame me, because I
believe if you're gonna do a zembic on Mundar or whatever,
I do think exercise goes hand in hand with that.
Like I think you need to change your lifestyle because
what happens when you get off the shot is right exactly,
I gained seven pounds right back. So because I stopp feel.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
Like so, if you're going to use it as a
tool to then make those adjustments, then I think that's amazing.
If you're going to use it because you have because
you're old, or because you're sick, or because you don't
have the mean you don't have the ability to lose
the weight. But what worries me are the people who
just flat out they don't do shit differently tracket They're like,
oh my god, I look so great, and then it's
either you got to keep taking that ship, which is
not good, or you come off it and then you

(24:53):
know you didn't really it didn't really accomplish anything. That's
what worries me.

Speaker 4 (24:57):
That's what I think, and I do think it's a
tool that does help a lot of people.

Speaker 5 (24:59):
I I mean, I'm technically obese according to the to
the chart, right, I don't like that.

Speaker 4 (25:04):
Chart very much.

Speaker 5 (25:05):
But if you're going to talk, you know, medical terminology, like, yeah,
I'm obese and I have a kid, so like I
don't want to develop diabetes. I don't want to develop
heart issues and shit like that. I want to be
able to run after my kid when she starts running
in two years. I don't want to be sitting on
the bench because I can't get up, Like going up
the stairs for me is hard, Like I don't want
to live like that.

Speaker 4 (25:20):
So like I do believe this tool helps a lot
of people.

Speaker 5 (25:22):
I do, but it's just using it responsibly is the key,
and people don't.

Speaker 4 (25:26):
I'm one of them.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
It's the culture in this country as well. People don't
care about eating real food. It's it's the calories that
people care about. And it's just I'll scream until I'm
blue in the face, like it's you need to nourish
your body with like real food and good food, yes,
and not prioritize being skinny. And that's not at you
at all. I think it's our country as a whole.
I think quick and easy food that is accessible for all,

(25:50):
you know, people who make all sort of income is
bad for us and we prioritize the wrong things.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
I just I'm skeptical of anything. And again, I don't
know what I'm talking about. Like, if you're listening to this, going,
hey man, you don't get it, like that's fine. I
don't get it. That's fine. This is my personal opinion.
It's certainly not based on medical research. I also am
skeptical to anything health wise that's too good to be true.
If the fat just disappears into the fucking ether and

(26:16):
it's just gone, and he was like a model, I
don't know. To me, that's just nothing's that easy, Like
there is no shortcut I don't think to being healthy
for me.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
It's like I don't like things that when they first
come out like that always makes me nervous. But the
other side of the coin is, you know, like my
boyfriend's dad, he has issues getting his medicine that he needs,
you know, and that's what makes me sad as well.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
But right, and again, like there are examples I know of,
and I've given you of folks that I think this
is really going to benefit them and extend their lives,
and people who are for whatever reason, have you know, limitations, right,
And I think that's wonderful. I think it's awesome or
to jumpstart whatever, but I just I don't know so well.
I also know people who are just doing it for
vanity only, and I don't think that's sustainable. And I

(26:58):
don't necessarily think that, well, you might look better, it
might not do everything that it could do if you
also were more active. What were you saying, I'm sorry, Oh,
I was just gonna say.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
My mom's a psychologist, so she sees all kind of stuff.
But it's also a form of an eating disorder if
you get addicted to the feedback and you take things
too far, which is really scary territory. The more you
hear that you look good, the farther they want to
take it. And we all can think of someone who
you know, we thought, oh god, they were beautiful, but
you know, it's dicey. I also do think of people
like with eating disorders and how we talk about it

(27:31):
so casually, like I want to look this way and
I want to look but like we're not thinking of
people who are struggling.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
I think about it a lot.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
The other thing, it's interesting to me in the number
of people who I suspect are doing it and they
won't admit it, like there's a shame about it, and
I don't like. To me, that almost speaks to what
I'm saying, which is, you know, you know this isn't
the best way. You know there's a better way, correct,
but you're doing this and you don't want anyone to know.
It's almost like you want people to think that you're
making this life sacrifices.

Speaker 4 (27:57):
Oh okay, like the diet exercise, it's.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Like I want it's like people, you want people to
believe that you're out here running marathons and that you're
only eating like you know, wheat grass, but you're actually not,
but you're losing the way. I don't know if that's
weird to me, because if you're doing it for medical
purposes and you're doing it and a doctor has prescribed
it to you, and it's like, well we're seeing it, yeah,
like but like real, not like I'm having a fucking
veterinarian prescribed you know, major, you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (28:21):
Like, No, there's compounds people get, which I'll get into
that side, but.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
You know what I mean, Like you can get you
can get doctors to fucking random ass after all, exacts
to prescribe you this shit. But I mean, like, for
whatever reason, the people I know who I know are
taking it and won't admit to it. I don't know why. Like,
there's nothing to be ashamed of. If you're doing it
in a healthful way, you shouldn't be shamed. No, you shouldn't.
You shouldn't. I think you pointed that out very well.

Speaker 5 (28:44):
The thing is, I think people are also ashamed because
of the stigma, not just because of like the shot,
but they say diabetics don't have access to it, or
people don't they can't get their hands on it. I
think then you feel like, oh fuck, like people are
gonna be flooding my comments or like telling me in
person like well, my you know, dad can't get my
grandpa and that is sad and that upsets me. There's
a shortage obviously people are using it and abusing it.

(29:04):
But I do think like if you're let's just say overweight, obese, whatever,
and let's just say you're on the verge of becoming diabetic,
Like why wouldn't we want to prevent that? Why do
you have to get there for me then to get
on that medication? Do you get what I'm saying so
to me, I think of that kind of route. And
again it's not the person wants who wants to lose
fifteen pounds for their wedding because they want to wear
you know whatever. A Bikinian Mexico like to me, like

(29:25):
that makes me angry because it's like, well, we don't
need it, or also like that fifteen pounds you can't work.
We shall be working out, period. But I don't think
that person needs it. I don't think they meet the
BMI standard or whatever the standard would be that like
you'd be considered obese.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
I'm also very clearly bitter because I'm into I am
because I'm in my early forties and it is in
for a decade plus. It has been not easy and
nearly as easy to lose weight as it was when
I was in my twenties. Well, and you have to
worry about it. I just eat everything. It's hard work
to lose weight, and they're doing that work and I
used to have the metabolism of to do that, and

(29:59):
I haven't a lot time, and so it's fucking hard.
The discipline of not eating certain ship which I'm about
to go get McDonald's breakfast so fuck me. I had
a cheesecake last night, so fuck me.

Speaker 4 (30:09):
But it's so hard.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
But like you know, there's running ship and the working
out and the lifting weights and whatever all that, you know,
and I know it's just it kind of I don't
love it. It sucks. And so when someone like goes
and gets a shot and then gets all this love,
I will. I will not lie like it makes me
a little bit bitter.

Speaker 4 (30:25):
No, that's rightfully, so I get it because you're putting
in the work.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
But that's that's just me being kind of an asshole, because.

Speaker 4 (30:30):
No, no, you're right to feel that. Yeah, it's it's.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Anybody have any though, because maybe I'll just try it.

Speaker 4 (30:36):
I mean, you know, I will let you know.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
I mean, I just so what we're gonna grow a tail.
It's fine, we'll have a tail.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
I don't think you're a road tail.

Speaker 4 (30:44):
I don't know what you're gonna grow, but it won't
be a tail.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
Who knows. Maybe I'll come in handy for something. I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
I'm here for a short time.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
Not a long time, and then I don't know. That's
that's your right. Everyone has the right to look at
it that way. And again, I'm just kind of being
a hater.

Speaker 5 (30:59):
No, something, well, something will happen in the next like
twenty years were running at research.

Speaker 4 (31:04):
Yep, it's too easy. Something's gonna come back. That wheel
about air fryers, So what agree? Agree?

Speaker 1 (31:09):
Well, we're starting to find out that you don't want
the plastic ones because it's like the plastics on your food,
and you want like a metal one instead, because I
don't know, we.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
Ingest a credit card size of plastic every week.

Speaker 4 (31:21):
That's a lot.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
Holy yeah, it's a lot. And there's there's medical research
to prove that.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
Yeah. Anyway, I great, No, check your check your coochies
and get your take your ozempic and go buy something
from our merch store while you're at it too. A
dollar goes to people who are actually sick and need
help at the rid Children's Hospital. So doing a nice
thing when you go to our merch shop as well.
And there you go, there's a tangent and add on

(31:49):
the back. We did our job today, guys, We did
our jobs. Yay, thanks for listening.