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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So there's something on our little sheet today, because we
have a sheet that everyone contributes to writes all their
ideas down on this thing, and there's one that just
it's burning a hole in my pocket. I have to
hear about it, so and I think this is the
perfect place to do it. So hit the intro. HiT's
the tangent giving you all this shit we couldn't talk
about on the air, all right, Kaylin, I gotta understand.
(00:24):
I gotta under I mean, I think I think I
know how this happens. But should I should I read
what you wrote and then you tell the story? Or
should you tell the story and then we all wait
and suspense? I mean, what do you think?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Up to you? What would you like me to do?
I can do either.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Okay, Well this is what she wrote, okay on the thing,
it says Kaylin, meaning she wrote it, I woke up
to my boyfriend peeing on our bedroom wall after a
night out.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yeah, I sure did. And I'm forever changed.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Just so you guys, oh, like, I need to under
like start to fit.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
I mean, I think I think I know how it started,
but I mean what, I don't think I've ever been
that drunk?
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Yeah, and he wasn't even that drunk, which is why
this is crazy. So he had his two friends in town,
his best friend and his girlfriend, and they were staying
with us because it was we had a wedding to
go to. And I could tell right away that like
this was one of the friends that were from like
the glory days.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
You know.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
They woke up, they they shot gun to beer. I
mean they were just growing out. And I'm like, okay,
like yeah, boys will be boys. So we kind of
they started drinking in the morning. We started drinking a
little bit before the wedding, the rest of us, the
girl and I the girlfriend, and so we went to
the wedding. And even after the wedding, I was exhausted.
(01:46):
I'm like, I'm going to bed. She was exhausted to
she was going to sleep. And the boys went out
to the bar. Of course they did whatever, live it up,
don't care. And my boyfriend wasn't even like I've seen
him way drunker. So they get home. Whatever, I'm half asleep,
we go to bed, everything's normal. I wake up to
a very loud, crashing noise and that's what woke me
(02:08):
up initially, and then all of a sudden, the faint
sound of liquid trickling somewhere.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Yes, So for some reason.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
I have a large photo that is up against the
wall that I want him to hang.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
He has not hung it yet.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
He had the wherewithal to take the photo and move
it out of the way.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
But you gonna say, was he too busy peeing on
the photo?
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Right? No, Thank god he moved the photo because I
would have been pissed. But he moved the photo and
then just started peeing on our wall, like down the wall,
onto the carpet.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
I wake up half a sleep and I'm like, oh
my god, Oh my god, what are you doing. I'm
screaming at the top of my lungs because like, this
is a sight. I've never seen something like this. And
I watch him wake up as he's doing it, like
looks at me and he goes like, oh, did I
just do that? And I'm like, yes, bro, what the fuck?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
I didn't do it?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
So he was pissing down our walker?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Does he do that? Like?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Have you ever caught him a sleepwalking before?
Speaker 4 (03:05):
He's a big sleep talker, he says, he sleepwalks, but
I have never seen it until now, And I think
the combo of just we were exhausted.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
We hadn't slept in a couple nights, so I think
the combo of.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Being tired being a little tipsy, and I don't know.
I mean, he said he's done it, but not since college.
I know some guys do this. I've had other friends
that have told me they caught their boyfriend p and
in a closet or something. And I think it's because
you guys can just you grew up being able to
just whip it out wherever, like girls don't.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Really, we don't have that luxury.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
So when we're asleep, we don't think, oh, we could
just piss right here, right.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
No, But Jason, do you have me if you're drunk
or asleep. I don't know, But do you have the
thing Jason, where like if I need to pee somewhere
that's kind of abnormal, I have pe fright, like for example,
like my body tells me like you're not supposed to
pee there. Oh, Like for example, like if I ever
have to like pee I don't know, behind a alley,
(04:00):
or if it's a dire situation, or even have to
have to pee in a cup, like at the doctor's office,
it's like, my brain is going, you're not supposed to
do that. No, he tells me, like it doesn't want
to come out.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
I can pee anywhere. I could go in that corner
right there and pee right now if I wanted to
do it. At least, don't I actually have to pee
so it might happen.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Okay, well let's wrap it up. I'd rather than take
that risk.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
But I guess for women it's a little more like
it's more of a process. But yeah, I don't know,
like even if I, like jump in the lake and
you're supposed to pee in the lake when you're out
doing that, Like even that, I'm like, I don't know,
Like it's like my brain gets in the way of
the peeing process. So I don't know that I could
just whip it out anywhere. I feel like even drunk
(04:44):
me would say no.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Yeah, I didn't know he had it in him either.
I mean, maybe things would have been different had I
known that previous. But I was like, and we're both
so out of it, and I'm like, you better clean
that right now. I can keep telling me I can,
I can just pull up the carpet and change it.
I'm like, you're still asleep. Well, I have to look
at you, you peeing on our wall.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
I'll never be the same.
Speaker 6 (05:02):
As someone that formerly peed on their carpet.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
Yeah, sober, you should just get hardwood floors that.
Speaker 6 (05:10):
Just do that.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
What perfect?
Speaker 6 (05:11):
Yeah, we just had ripped the carpet out. I just
appeed too much on it. Yeah, yeah, hopefully it's just.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Wait, are you serious, like it's that much of an
epidemic that you pee were you're not supposed to pee?
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Well, not currently, but as as a young and I
had a very I don't even know why.
Speaker 6 (05:27):
I couldn't even tell you. I'm just fucked up.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
I guess I would not get up in the middle
of the night to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
I would just pee on the.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
Carpet as a child. Yeah, my parents just had have
ripped all the carpet up. And now in that room
to this day, there's just hard.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Any of the ladies have any of you guys ever
peed were you weren't supposed to pee?
Speaker 7 (05:45):
Now, you know, I don't play that. I don't play
with bodily functions. And Shane would be outside if he
on my wall. Yeah yeah, no, Timothy would be dead. Yeah, oh,
I would be so upset. I would be so dramatic.
This is never going to come out in the car.
Bit what are you an animal?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (06:02):
He would have seld it up real quick, real quick.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
Some pee what.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Gurow man?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Pee full of beer?
Speaker 6 (06:10):
I'd rather even throw up on my carpet.
Speaker 7 (06:13):
Now you throw up?
Speaker 3 (06:14):
You really getting put out?
Speaker 4 (06:16):
I mean I peed in like the forest and stuffer
at concerts, you know, behind somebody's car. But I've never
in the middle of the night. I mean I I actually,
I'm just thinking this. My ex peede on me too
when we were sleeping.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
This is not in the fun way.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
No, I don't.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
I got into Golden showers. No, and he was dressed
like Richard Simmons.
Speaker 6 (06:35):
Wait, he just pee in the bed.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
He peed in the bed, and I was like, oh
my god, why is it wet in here?
Speaker 3 (06:40):
What the up?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
But it got on me.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
But no, I've never I had girlfriends that would pee
the bed when they were drunk in college, but never
any girl do it.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Once and we were in a hotel and she peed
in the bed and then I woke up, and she
left and then left. So I wake up and I'm like,
what on earth? And it was on that side it
was kind of towards the middle, but it wasn't me
because I was dry. Yeah, And and the fact that
she bailed sort of tells me exactly what happened there,
(07:12):
because other way, I think she'd still be there, or
she would have woken me up and gotten mad at me.
You know, like I feel like if I had done it,
she would have let me know it. Oh, because she
did it, she disappeared.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Do you ever see her again or talk to her again?
Speaker 3 (07:26):
No? That was it.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Do you ever wake up like sometimes I wake up
and I or like I'm peeing in a dream, like
it literally happened this morning. I'm not even like joker,
like I literally like will wake up and like I'll
feel like I'm peeing but I'm not.
Speaker 6 (07:39):
And then I'm like, oh man, what if I actually
pee the bed?
Speaker 5 (07:42):
And then I have to like tell Mike, like the
dog peed the bed?
Speaker 7 (07:45):
Right?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Yeah, No, you never in your dream?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
No, I do if I have to, but nothing comes out.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
Oh I'm afraid one day it might.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
It might I squeezed that clam so I can get yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Oh damn, yeah, I mean that's how I'm used to
holding it all day.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
I always have.
Speaker 6 (08:06):
The people to me too.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
But I don't even think I ever had a wet dream,
which is is a guy thing. I still have the emissions.
I believe they call it nocturnal emission. Yeah you where
you you like, you know you're getting it on and
your sleep and then the end is real, like it
really happens. I don't think it's ever happened to me,
(08:27):
though I used to hear about it growing up, like, oh,
this may happen and it's normal. But maybe, I mean,
everyone knows I'm not normal, so that's no big suprisd.
Speaker 6 (08:35):
I've been warned many times, but it's never happened to me.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
In my dreams all the time, like you fucking bragger,
it is nice.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Yeah, and then I'm like, oh, I can go back
to sleep.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
I never reached completion in my dream.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
It looks a little different from telling you yeah before
it gets the good part.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Yeah, I like try and hold my eyes.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Yeah, same position.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
I was begging at chick put me back to man.
Oh man, alright, well, shame on a wall. How do
you even clean that?
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Like? How do you clean wall? Pee?
Speaker 4 (09:17):
I don't know because he had to figure it out.
I was not about to clean that pee. But I
had to wake him up for like thirty minutes. But yeah, no,
I mean we did some deep cleaning. He did some
deep cleaning.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Dry wall is absorbent.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Yeah, don't remind me. I can't smell anything, and he's lucky.
So whatever she did work.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
I mean, I'm a I'm a psycho, but I feel
like I would rip out the drywall and replace it.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
You would if the next.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Day, Oh my god, you would.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
No.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
I was just scared that like our dog would think
that she could just start doing that.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Too, but she's a woman. Yeah, territory.
Speaker 6 (09:53):
Maybe it was just really water drink.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
I'll never usee that.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
No, Wow, I I just you know, I'm not saying
I'm above it, but I just don't. I can't see
the world where that happened.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
Yeah, yeah, it happened, unfortunately, And it's one of those
things you hear about, those relationship things you got to
move through, work through, go to therapy.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Remember the girl that threw up in my bed and
then and then she covered it with a pillow like
I was never gonna find she pewked in my bed
And then I was kind of awake and I was like,
did she just fucking yak in my bed. But I
was hung I was so hungover, and it was on
(10:35):
that side of the bed. I'm like, I'm not dealing
with this right now, Like I'm just not. So I
passed back out and then I wake up and she
had laughed, and I am like I and like the
pillow was over there. I'm like, I'm a fuck and
I went and I lifted up the pillow and there
was just yeah, what does she have to say?
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Or you never saw her?
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Didn't she say you money? Or no?
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Maybe she copped to it. Maybe she copped to it. No, no, no,
she did.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
No.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
I give her credit. She not only that, but she
then cleaned everything. That's what she needed, that's right, Yeah,
because I think she puked and then she slept over it,
and then I think she woke up and realized what
she had done, and then she like, you gotta get up,
you gotta get up. I'm like, well, I gotta get up.
I gotta clean this place. And so she did, and
then she sent me an edible arrangement and one of
(11:22):
the cookies said, I'm sorry I puked in your.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Bed, okay, which we forgive.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
I mean, I give her credit because she had to
call Edible Arrangements and tell them, you know, or it
was cookies in bloom That's what it were. One of
those cookie things, you know, like it on the cookie
had said sorry, I puked in your bed.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
But I didn't even get a snack or nothing.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
I had another girl puke in my car. I had
another girl puke in an uber. And that's why my
uber rating still sucks, because I paid for her uber
to go home. We didn't even do anything. It wasn't
even like that, like we had dinner and I could
tell she was a little bit late, and I was like, eh,
I think the night's over, you know, And so I
put it in an Uber and then I get like,
(12:06):
I don't know. Twenty minutes later, I get like an
alert from Uber that I've been violated or in that,
and her uber was three hundred dollars or two hundred
and fifty or whatever the cleanup fee is, and I'm like,
are you kidding me? And the guy gave me a
zero star, like a one star, even though we knew
it wasn't me, but it went on my account. So
I had a one star, and I guess that stays
(12:27):
on there for years until it rolls off. But yeah,
I had to pay like three hundred bucks for the
person to get their car cleaned. Thanks for that, trying
to do a nice thing.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
How do you not like, I listen, I am very
nauseous girl, so I have had some nights where I've
had to throw up. But how do you not, like,
how are you so fucked up that you can't even
think to roll the window down? Like you have to
be real drunk to not be able to like run
or puke somewhere that like isn't gonna be bad.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
I don't understand that.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Yeah, trying to think. I'm sure I've done something, but no,
my bed is I guess even when I'm drunk, like
I know better than to do that.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
You get a little.
Speaker 7 (13:08):
Warning, Burt usually before you you know, so like, that's
why I don't mess around with that, Like, I have
zero tolerance for throwing in on me. Because you knew
it was coming. You could have turned the other way,
you could have opened the door to the uber. You're
just gonna let it out in here. That's so nasty.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
But Tracy Morgan, did you see him? He had poisoning?
Speaker 7 (13:26):
Yeah, and I was mad about that, because I feel like.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
That.
Speaker 7 (13:30):
Usually it kicks in so you feel your stomach doing flips.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
Don't ball game, It comes really fast.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
I killed somebody in your shirt on the door, like,
come on, man it, I let friends puke in my
shirt so we didn't have to pay for that for
the uberb Yeah, because I'd rather not pay a fine.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
I know, just looking at me like I know I've.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Done my own purse because I was like, I'm not,
I'm not paying for this.
Speaker 7 (14:04):
Off and throw up in my WII before. I just
let it come on on the board in the buttons.
Just you're not a baby, you can control. I gets
so upset.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Yeah, I do feel like if there's any risk of
something like that coming out of either end, I just
canceled my evening plans, you know what I mean. Like,
I'm just I'm not out here rolling the dice. I'm
not like you know what, I could explode at any time.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
But let's go. Yeah, yeah, no, no, we're good. We're
all set with that.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Well, Caitlyn, I'm sorry that happened, but you know, I
know a good handyman who can come over replace the
whole wall.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Okay, who you do?
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Yeah? I know a guy.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
Oh okay, yeah, I mean I'm I'm about to redo
my whole apartment.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
I have to move.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
We'll call home deeopo ol and Home people OWL will
send somebody over with a new wall. I should just
stole a new wall. Oh yeah, I don't know if
I would ever be able to. I don't know what
I would have to do. I would, honestly, I would
have to replace the dry wall. I don't think I
would believe that it would ever come out. I'm being serious.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
Yeah, thanks for putting that in my head now, huh yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
All right, I'll send I'll get Home people. I'll text him.
I'll say Calein pissed on our wall again, can you
go over there and fix it? And he's a nice guy,
he'll probably do it.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
All right.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
There's And for those of you who were complaining that
you didn't get three tangents in a row, I was
off last week, so I'm sorry, but I didn't do
a tangent while I was off. I apologize to the
people who were upset that I didn't do shows while
we were gone, but.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
We didn't apology accept it.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
But that being said, we did spend Paulina and Jason,
I mean, we spent hours preparing to be gone so
that the show sounded like we were still there, and
so we tried. It was a lot of It was
almost as much work to do that as it was
to just come and do the fucking show. So maybe
I should Yeah, maybe maybe we'll do that next time.
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thank you
So there's something on our little sheet today, because we
have a sheet that everyone contributes to writes all their
ideas down on this thing, and there's one that just
it's burning a hole in my pocket. I have to
hear about it, so and I think this is the
perfect place to do it. So hit the intro. HiT's
the tangent giving you all this shit we couldn't talk
about on the air, all right, Kaylin, I gotta understand.
(00:24):
I gotta under I mean, I think I think I
know how this happens. But should I should I read
what you wrote and then you tell the story? Or
should you tell the story and then we all wait
and suspense? I mean, what do you think?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Up to you? What would you like me to do?
I can do either.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Okay, Well this is what she wrote, okay on the thing,
it says Kaylin, meaning she wrote it, I woke up
to my boyfriend peeing on our bedroom wall after a
night out.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yeah, I sure did. And I'm forever changed.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Just so you guys, oh, like, I need to under
like start to fit.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
I mean, I think I think I know how it started,
but I mean what, I don't think I've ever been
that drunk?
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Yeah, and he wasn't even that drunk, which is why
this is crazy. So he had his two friends in town,
his best friend and his girlfriend, and they were staying
with us because it was we had a wedding to
go to. And I could tell right away that like
this was one of the friends that were from like
the glory days.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
You know.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
They woke up, they they shot gun to beer. I
mean they were just growing out. And I'm like, okay,
like yeah, boys will be boys. So we kind of
they started drinking in the morning. We started drinking a
little bit before the wedding, the rest of us, the
girl and I the girlfriend, and so we went to
the wedding. And even after the wedding, I was exhausted.
(01:46):
I'm like, I'm going to bed. She was exhausted to
she was going to sleep. And the boys went out
to the bar. Of course they did whatever, live it up,
don't care. And my boyfriend wasn't even like I've seen
him way drunker. So they get home. Whatever, I'm half asleep,
we go to bed, everything's normal. I wake up to
a very loud, crashing noise and that's what woke me
(02:08):
up initially, and then all of a sudden, the faint
sound of liquid trickling somewhere.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Yes, So for some reason.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
I have a large photo that is up against the
wall that I want him to hang.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
He has not hung it yet.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
He had the wherewithal to take the photo and move
it out of the way.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
But you gonna say, was he too busy peeing on
the photo?
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Right? No, Thank god he moved the photo because I
would have been pissed. But he moved the photo and
then just started peeing on our wall, like down the wall,
onto the carpet.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
I wake up half a sleep and I'm like, oh
my god, Oh my god, what are you doing. I'm
screaming at the top of my lungs because like, this
is a sight. I've never seen something like this. And
I watch him wake up as he's doing it, like
looks at me and he goes like, oh, did I
just do that? And I'm like, yes, bro, what the fuck?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
I didn't do it?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
So he was pissing down our walker?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Does he do that? Like?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Have you ever caught him a sleepwalking before?
Speaker 4 (03:05):
He's a big sleep talker, he says, he sleepwalks, but
I have never seen it until now, And I think
the combo of just we were exhausted.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
We hadn't slept in a couple nights, so I think
the combo of.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Being tired being a little tipsy, and I don't know.
I mean, he said he's done it, but not since college.
I know some guys do this. I've had other friends
that have told me they caught their boyfriend p and
in a closet or something. And I think it's because
you guys can just you grew up being able to
just whip it out wherever, like girls don't.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Really, we don't have that luxury.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
So when we're asleep, we don't think, oh, we could
just piss right here, right.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
No, But Jason, do you have me if you're drunk
or asleep. I don't know, But do you have the
thing Jason, where like if I need to pee somewhere
that's kind of abnormal, I have pe fright, like for example,
like my body tells me like you're not supposed to
pee there. Oh, Like for example, like if I ever
have to like pee I don't know, behind a alley,
(04:00):
or if it's a dire situation, or even have to
have to pee in a cup, like at the doctor's office,
it's like, my brain is going, you're not supposed to
do that. No, he tells me, like it doesn't want
to come out.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
I can pee anywhere. I could go in that corner
right there and pee right now if I wanted to
do it. At least, don't I actually have to pee
so it might happen.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Okay, well let's wrap it up. I'd rather than take
that risk.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
But I guess for women it's a little more like
it's more of a process. But yeah, I don't know,
like even if I, like jump in the lake and
you're supposed to pee in the lake when you're out
doing that, Like even that, I'm like, I don't know,
Like it's like my brain gets in the way of
the peeing process. So I don't know that I could
just whip it out anywhere. I feel like even drunk
(04:44):
me would say no.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Yeah, I didn't know he had it in him either.
I mean, maybe things would have been different had I
known that previous. But I was like, and we're both
so out of it, and I'm like, you better clean
that right now. I can keep telling me I can,
I can just pull up the carpet and change it.
I'm like, you're still asleep. Well, I have to look
at you, you peeing on our wall.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
I'll never be the same.
Speaker 6 (05:02):
As someone that formerly peed on their carpet.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
Yeah, sober, you should just get hardwood floors that.
Speaker 6 (05:10):
Just do that.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
What perfect?
Speaker 6 (05:11):
Yeah, we just had ripped the carpet out. I just
appeed too much on it. Yeah, yeah, hopefully it's just.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Wait, are you serious, like it's that much of an
epidemic that you pee were you're not supposed to pee?
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Well, not currently, but as as a young and I
had a very I don't even know why.
Speaker 6 (05:27):
I couldn't even tell you. I'm just fucked up.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
I guess I would not get up in the middle
of the night to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
I would just pee on the.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
Carpet as a child. Yeah, my parents just had have
ripped all the carpet up. And now in that room
to this day, there's just hard.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Any of the ladies have any of you guys ever
peed were you weren't supposed to pee?
Speaker 7 (05:45):
Now, you know, I don't play that. I don't play
with bodily functions. And Shane would be outside if he
on my wall. Yeah yeah, no, Timothy would be dead. Yeah, oh,
I would be so upset. I would be so dramatic.
This is never going to come out in the car.
Bit what are you an animal?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (06:02):
He would have seld it up real quick, real quick.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
Some pee what.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Gurow man?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Pee full of beer?
Speaker 6 (06:10):
I'd rather even throw up on my carpet.
Speaker 7 (06:13):
Now you throw up?
Speaker 3 (06:14):
You really getting put out?
Speaker 4 (06:16):
I mean I peed in like the forest and stuffer
at concerts, you know, behind somebody's car. But I've never
in the middle of the night. I mean I I actually,
I'm just thinking this. My ex peede on me too
when we were sleeping.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
This is not in the fun way.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
No, I don't.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
I got into Golden showers. No, and he was dressed
like Richard Simmons.
Speaker 6 (06:35):
Wait, he just pee in the bed.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
He peed in the bed, and I was like, oh
my god, why is it wet in here?
Speaker 3 (06:40):
What the up?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
But it got on me.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
But no, I've never I had girlfriends that would pee
the bed when they were drunk in college, but never
any girl do it.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Once and we were in a hotel and she peed
in the bed and then I woke up, and she
left and then left. So I wake up and I'm like,
what on earth? And it was on that side it
was kind of towards the middle, but it wasn't me
because I was dry. Yeah, And and the fact that
she bailed sort of tells me exactly what happened there,
(07:12):
because other way, I think she'd still be there, or
she would have woken me up and gotten mad at me.
You know, like I feel like if I had done it,
she would have let me know it. Oh, because she
did it, she disappeared.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Do you ever see her again or talk to her again?
Speaker 3 (07:26):
No? That was it.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Do you ever wake up like sometimes I wake up
and I or like I'm peeing in a dream, like
it literally happened this morning. I'm not even like joker,
like I literally like will wake up and like I'll
feel like I'm peeing but I'm not.
Speaker 6 (07:39):
And then I'm like, oh man, what if I actually
pee the bed?
Speaker 5 (07:42):
And then I have to like tell Mike, like the
dog peed the bed?
Speaker 7 (07:45):
Right?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Yeah, No, you never in your dream?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
No, I do if I have to, but nothing comes out.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
Oh I'm afraid one day it might.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
It might I squeezed that clam so I can get yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Oh damn, yeah, I mean that's how I'm used to
holding it all day.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
I always have.
Speaker 6 (08:06):
The people to me too.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
But I don't even think I ever had a wet dream,
which is is a guy thing. I still have the emissions.
I believe they call it nocturnal emission. Yeah you where
you you like, you know you're getting it on and
your sleep and then the end is real, like it
really happens. I don't think it's ever happened to me,
(08:27):
though I used to hear about it growing up, like, oh,
this may happen and it's normal. But maybe, I mean,
everyone knows I'm not normal, so that's no big suprisd.
Speaker 6 (08:35):
I've been warned many times, but it's never happened to me.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
In my dreams all the time, like you fucking bragger,
it is nice.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Yeah, and then I'm like, oh, I can go back
to sleep.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
I never reached completion in my dream.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
It looks a little different from telling you yeah before
it gets the good part.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Yeah, I like try and hold my eyes.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Yeah, same position.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
I was begging at chick put me back to man.
Oh man, alright, well, shame on a wall. How do
you even clean that?
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Like? How do you clean wall? Pee?
Speaker 4 (09:17):
I don't know because he had to figure it out.
I was not about to clean that pee. But I
had to wake him up for like thirty minutes. But yeah, no,
I mean we did some deep cleaning. He did some
deep cleaning.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Dry wall is absorbent.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Yeah, don't remind me. I can't smell anything, and he's lucky.
So whatever she did work.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
I mean, I'm a I'm a psycho, but I feel
like I would rip out the drywall and replace it.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
You would if the next.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Day, Oh my god, you would.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
No.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
I was just scared that like our dog would think
that she could just start doing that.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Too, but she's a woman. Yeah, territory.
Speaker 6 (09:53):
Maybe it was just really water drink.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
I'll never usee that.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
No, Wow, I I just you know, I'm not saying
I'm above it, but I just don't. I can't see
the world where that happened.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
Yeah, yeah, it happened, unfortunately, And it's one of those
things you hear about, those relationship things you got to
move through, work through, go to therapy.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Remember the girl that threw up in my bed and
then and then she covered it with a pillow like
I was never gonna find she pewked in my bed
And then I was kind of awake and I was like,
did she just fucking yak in my bed. But I
was hung I was so hungover, and it was on
(10:35):
that side of the bed. I'm like, I'm not dealing
with this right now, Like I'm just not. So I
passed back out and then I wake up and she
had laughed, and I am like I and like the
pillow was over there. I'm like, I'm a fuck and
I went and I lifted up the pillow and there
was just yeah, what does she have to say?
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Or you never saw her?
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Didn't she say you money? Or no?
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Maybe she copped to it. Maybe she copped to it. No, no, no,
she did.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
No.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
I give her credit. She not only that, but she
then cleaned everything. That's what she needed, that's right, Yeah,
because I think she puked and then she slept over it,
and then I think she woke up and realized what
she had done, and then she like, you gotta get up,
you gotta get up. I'm like, well, I gotta get up.
I gotta clean this place. And so she did, and
then she sent me an edible arrangement and one of
(11:22):
the cookies said, I'm sorry I puked in your.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Bed, okay, which we forgive.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
I mean, I give her credit because she had to
call Edible Arrangements and tell them, you know, or it
was cookies in bloom That's what it were. One of
those cookie things, you know, like it on the cookie
had said sorry, I puked in your bed.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
But I didn't even get a snack or nothing.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
I had another girl puke in my car. I had
another girl puke in an uber. And that's why my
uber rating still sucks, because I paid for her uber
to go home. We didn't even do anything. It wasn't
even like that, like we had dinner and I could
tell she was a little bit late, and I was like, eh,
I think the night's over, you know, And so I
put it in an Uber and then I get like,
(12:06):
I don't know. Twenty minutes later, I get like an
alert from Uber that I've been violated or in that,
and her uber was three hundred dollars or two hundred
and fifty or whatever the cleanup fee is, and I'm like,
are you kidding me? And the guy gave me a
zero star, like a one star, even though we knew
it wasn't me, but it went on my account. So
I had a one star, and I guess that stays
(12:27):
on there for years until it rolls off. But yeah,
I had to pay like three hundred bucks for the
person to get their car cleaned. Thanks for that, trying
to do a nice thing.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
How do you not like, I listen, I am very
nauseous girl, so I have had some nights where I've
had to throw up. But how do you not, like,
how are you so fucked up that you can't even
think to roll the window down? Like you have to
be real drunk to not be able to like run
or puke somewhere that like isn't gonna be bad.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
I don't understand that.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Yeah, trying to think. I'm sure I've done something, but no,
my bed is I guess even when I'm drunk, like
I know better than to do that.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
You get a little.
Speaker 7 (13:08):
Warning, Burt usually before you you know, so like, that's
why I don't mess around with that, Like, I have
zero tolerance for throwing in on me. Because you knew
it was coming. You could have turned the other way,
you could have opened the door to the uber. You're
just gonna let it out in here. That's so nasty.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
But Tracy Morgan, did you see him? He had poisoning?
Speaker 7 (13:26):
Yeah, and I was mad about that, because I feel like.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
That.
Speaker 7 (13:30):
Usually it kicks in so you feel your stomach doing flips.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
Don't ball game, It comes really fast.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
I killed somebody in your shirt on the door, like,
come on, man it, I let friends puke in my
shirt so we didn't have to pay for that for
the uberb Yeah, because I'd rather not pay a fine.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
I know, just looking at me like I know I've.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Done my own purse because I was like, I'm not,
I'm not paying for this.
Speaker 7 (14:04):
Off and throw up in my WII before. I just
let it come on on the board in the buttons.
Just you're not a baby, you can control. I gets
so upset.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Yeah, I do feel like if there's any risk of
something like that coming out of either end, I just
canceled my evening plans, you know what I mean. Like,
I'm just I'm not out here rolling the dice. I'm
not like you know what, I could explode at any time.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
But let's go. Yeah, yeah, no, no, we're good. We're
all set with that.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Well, Caitlyn, I'm sorry that happened, but you know, I
know a good handyman who can come over replace the
whole wall.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Okay, who you do?
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Yeah? I know a guy.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
Oh okay, yeah, I mean I'm I'm about to redo
my whole apartment.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
I have to move.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
We'll call home deeopo ol and Home people OWL will
send somebody over with a new wall. I should just
stole a new wall. Oh yeah, I don't know if
I would ever be able to. I don't know what
I would have to do. I would, honestly, I would
have to replace the dry wall. I don't think I
would believe that it would ever come out. I'm being serious.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
Yeah, thanks for putting that in my head now, huh yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
All right, I'll send I'll get Home people. I'll text him.
I'll say Calein pissed on our wall again, can you
go over there and fix it? And he's a nice guy,
he'll probably do it.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
All right.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
There's And for those of you who were complaining that
you didn't get three tangents in a row, I was
off last week, so I'm sorry, but I didn't do
a tangent while I was off. I apologize to the
people who were upset that I didn't do shows while
we were gone, but.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
We didn't apology accept it.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
But that being said, we did spend Paulina and Jason,
I mean, we spent hours preparing to be gone so
that the show sounded like we were still there, and
so we tried. It was a lot of It was
almost as much work to do that as it was
to just come and do the fucking show. So maybe
I should Yeah, maybe maybe we'll do that next time.
(16:06):
Maybe I'll just stop taking vacation. Uh, and we'll do that.
But nonetheless, here's your tangent. Thank you for listening. Make
it a preset and the freend Show on demand and
the station where you listen to us on the iHeart
app And why are we pushing this so hard? Because
there's a report that goes out to the suits and
so fuck it if we don't need that to happen,
So so make us the number one preset please and
(16:28):
thank you
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