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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We're living in a simulation.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's like, what it's like, I'm, I'm it's like a
living gas lights that we're living in. She's like, what
if gaslighting? We we're a human anti Anyway, hit the intro.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
It's the tangent giving you all this shit we couldn't
talk about on the air.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Guys, a couple of you have sent me this. Amanda,
who's one of the thirteen, sent me this. I don't
want to break her heart. I I already saw it,
but hey, it's fine, it's fine. I mean, it's you
said it to me. I never seen him. There's a guy,
his name is Luke. He has over a half a
million followers on Instagram. And what he has done is
(00:38):
he's taking awkward, weird which I think are very common
sadly dms from people on dating apps Grinder, hinge, and
he's making songs out of them. Okay, so this guy,
you got to hear some of these. I mean, and
these are apparently real messages that people afforded to him.
(00:59):
Like here's one. Oh wait, I have to log in,
I gotta I gotta log in. I don't even know
the password.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Authenticate.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Don't make me authenticate anything. I don't even know my passwords.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
Tell us it's the laftboard of your social.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I wonder if I can send it to myself and
your credit card.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
You guys, you.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Guys, this is terrible.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Oh you know what, Maybe let me see what's this
guy's No, it's fine, it's it's the tangent. So I
can just do this real time. Here, somebody, somebody says
something hilarious.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
No, it's fine. Here, I think TikTok, will let me
watch this? Does he never go? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
No, that's not even the right person. So no, that's
not it. I just get an email. Wait, this is
the guy?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Why is it? Why is it messed up? This is
not the guy?
Speaker 5 (01:59):
I'm sure it's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
This is the worst.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
This is honestly the worst fucking tangent we've ever done.
It's gonna be twenty minutes of meat like looking up.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Right, So butt stuff? What do you guys think about it?
Speaker 6 (02:09):
Right?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Let me see if I can find it. No, I
have an ugly butthole.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
It's not your butthole.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
How are you sure it's ugly?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Oh I've I've bent over before and looked at it.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
If you ever bleached your butthole right call us.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
No, No, you guys wanted me to which we want
to talk back with the keyword finger let me though.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
You guys wanted me to, which is weird.
Speaker 7 (02:34):
No, you.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Wanted me to do I want the gift card.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
What do they actually put bleach on your butthole?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (02:42):
Like actually no, but I want to.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Like each like that you put in the washing machine
they put it.
Speaker 8 (02:48):
No, I would not recommend you go to your laundry,
get on all fours.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Pour it bleach, a funnel it into your asshole.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Yes, I'm really confused because like I think, I know,
I think I have the right thing, but like.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I'm confused about so much to do.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
You know, what I'm about to do is just hold
my phone up to the microphone to make this fucking
thing happen, because that I mean, we're really we're kind
of there. Honestly, didn't I send you one of these? Jason,
I'm gonna find No, I'm determined at this point.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Is there anything I can do to help?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
The guy's name is Luke Holloway, and I'm trying to
find now where the last you know, time I received
this was, and so I can play.
Speaker 7 (03:28):
For youtok app oh Katy Perry obviously.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Oh wait, okay, here we go. Okay. I mean it's
gonna be worth it when I can finally. No, it's
gonna be fantastic when I can finally, like provided for you,
don't worry. Well, trust me, I've been trying around here
and fucking let's just I've been doing all the providing
I can possibly do.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Oh wait, what does the boss want now?
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Not the time?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Right?
Speaker 5 (04:01):
He agreed the truth are next? Who's an next agreer?
I'm looking for love.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Her, not.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
This stuff.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
You sent me. David giving.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
When he when you mean when he cured racism?
Speaker 7 (04:21):
Yes, when David Getta solved racism racism?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Yeah, oh you didn't see this. No for me, that
one too, I'll play it for everyone. David Getta right
after the George Floyd stuff, did a set and he
literally just gets up there and he goes, you know,
I just want racism to end, and he plays a song.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (04:39):
That's like Kendall Jenner when she had the pepsi Oh
yeah yeah, and she heard Yeah, she cured a lot
of things that day.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Yeah, all right, she just all you had to do
was hand him.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
A right and over a PEPSI why didn't no one
try that?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
All right?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
So I find it finally, So this took seven minutes,
so anyway, that'd be good.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yeah, no, it is good.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
This is this is a guy who takes weird dating
I never explained this before. Let's just start from right here.
He takes weird dating app conversations and turns them into songs,
and they are very funny because they're real.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Listen to this.
Speaker 6 (05:11):
Hold in your dicko, please, Hi, I would like to
try farting into a gentleman's DICKO away intrigues me.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
He's realm.
Speaker 6 (05:34):
The fuck get shot into a will esca. If you
lend me far in your.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Dick, exchange josh a fresh.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Reserved, the ill share with you several jars of fresh preserves.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
That's a good deal to me.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
If you let me fart in your.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Dick, does it get sucked up?
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Or does I think I've done that? Probably at I.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Don't know why I have to like individually forward? Is
this kind of get like shut down or something? I mean,
this is Jesus, No, it's not. This will be stuck
in your head all day, like hold on than that
it's at least I can do.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Where's the one yesterday? All that all that, I.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Gotta say this, This is what it's like to hang
out with us. By the way, you guys basically just
I mean, if you're still listening, you're just as weird
as we are.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
I mean, but you obviously are.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
If you listen to this ship, then you I mean,
it's I think this is sort of why we do
the tangent kind of but here normally it's I mean,
I was gonna say normally it's more organized. That's a lie.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
But anyway, boy, does it get sucked up?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Uh? Have you ever thought about farting in the guy's
dick hole?
Speaker 4 (07:06):
I mean, I'm trying to think if I have, or
if someone's farted in mind?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Probably yeah, I mean, it's a very natural thing to
wonder about.
Speaker 7 (07:15):
Like if all you know, if everything is there, all
the equipment's there, it's going to happen.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Okay, this is the one that got got is going
yesterday though, this is the one that I sent to
all my friends.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
If I hope I just didn't send that to the
chairman of our.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Company, I hope I did to actually, because when I
said stuff to myself and starts with a B, and
so does the chairman of our company. So it's like
every now and again, if something doesn't show up fast enough,
then I'm like, probably not.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Here this is the one that got everything started then
and it actually has like the tender conversation. Ok So
it said I said, how do I get a date
with the handsome devil in tan? It was someone who
come It was a woman commenting to guy's dating at
photo He's with a dog, so it's him and a
dog in the picture, and so the message was, hey,
(08:08):
how do I get a date with the dog? Like
being cute? Okay, so then this is how it goes.
And then it says I can follow up and ask
him and follow.
Speaker 6 (08:16):
Walk with you.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
I really appreciate hate it.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Tell him I like long walks and Niken Breen Tree.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
He said, do you like.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
I'd like the song.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
You're like, you're trying to be cute and you're like, hey,
I want to go out with you and your dog
and the dogs?
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Do you like? I mean? People?
Speaker 4 (09:02):
This is is it?
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Really?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Oh? This is a good one too. Here's a good
one too. The prompt is do you have any kids?
That's the prompt.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Listen to have any kids?
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Yes, I have a daughter.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
How about you many baby?
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Do you have the.
Speaker 6 (09:22):
Mommy escape.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Ellipses?
Speaker 6 (09:26):
I have one?
Speaker 9 (09:30):
I understand I have one.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
I understand that issue from the same father. I have
one daughter. Do they have the same baby daddy? What
real conversation we need him for?
Speaker 6 (09:54):
Jingle?
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Yeah, we should book this guy. Let's see what this
one is. And so warem in only.
Speaker 10 (10:05):
Some private and secure, do what you want as you want,
as little clothing as you want to live in town,
Mary in bad no one else around, quiet, twenty eggo,
pisive flame, no guy you.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Could go to.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
So what the heck is it?
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Like?
Speaker 1 (10:34):
What is going on with this guy? Like I just
said I'd love this man?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
I can anyways, Luke Luke Holloway is his name, I believe,
and you can go get him. And then here's the
audio of David Getta curing racism, like it's this is
crazy that he was able to do this.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
In this form.
Speaker 11 (10:56):
The world is great, food, difficult times, and America to
actually beat underneath. So last night I knew we were
going to do this, and I made a special record.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
So this record.
Speaker 11 (11:16):
Is in honor of George Floyd. Oh no, and I
really hope we can see more unity and more peace
when already things are so difficult.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
So shout out to his family.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
No, no, nothing.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Difficult to.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
Okay, I haven't.
Speaker 5 (12:03):
My dumb stup.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
One, he rich.
Speaker 12 (12:16):
Oh yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Yeah, why why like no one asked you for that?
Speaker 5 (12:37):
I really got it.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
I want unity. I want unity, So I made a
song about it. Here it goes you to be dropped.
Speaker 7 (12:46):
And he's standing on like a skyscraper roof, and.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
Hey, why didn't we think of that? David?
Speaker 4 (12:53):
I don't think I've ever heard him speak.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
I mean, but he saw like racism ended that day.
It was five years ago, and you haven't noticed any
of it since then, have you.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
I remember we had David Ghetta. I think this is well.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Obviously you were here, Jason, because I think we got
here around the same time, didn't we. Yeah, we had
David Getta for a jingle ball. I think at the
time we called a fantabuloso. Yeah, And he showed up
like from the airport he had landed from, like Germany
or something, I don't know. And he shows up and
he's supposed to go on in three minutes and it's
him and a guy and his bag and a laptop
(13:30):
and he walks up to me and he goes, hey,
you know where there's a plug. I got to charge
my laptop. So all the whole set was on the laptop.
And he like couldn't charge it on the plane, you know,
And I guess on his way from wherever he came from,
you know, Serbia or wherever he was, and so yeah,
so we had this. We all sat in a room
together and just stared at his laptop while he got
(13:50):
it too, like thirty percent so we could go do
the set.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
Like I was like, we couldn't have a charger on
the stage like the kids just.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Do.
Speaker 7 (13:58):
Those guys like bend my mind, like working with DM
artists because somehow they do like four different shows in
a night with time zones and like they do one
of the East Coast and then they fly and do
something like that. They're in Vegas like for an overnights.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
It's wild.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
What did I see one of them? Was it John
Belly one of these guys? Yeah, he did, Like I know,
the Chainsmokers do this all the time. They'll do like
a pool party and then they'll jump on a PJ
and they'll fly to La and they'll do like a
like a concert, and then they'll fly back to Vegas
and do like a late night yeah set, just.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
Raking in hundreds of thousands of all and they just
fly to.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Like and I know, uh Dipplo does this too, like
where he'll do like a Vegas pool party and then
he'll fly into a set in you know, Dallas or
San Francisco or whatever, and then fly back and then
do another set you know, I live or whatever.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
What does DJ Era do?
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Yeah? How do you handle that?
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Do you ride your bike from or like, are you
more like a divvy person or do you have one
of those scooters that you can rent?
Speaker 5 (14:53):
Yeah? So I have a membership with that scooter company. Yeah,
I have a monthly membership.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
So you just hop on with your back back and
you're so humble about it, you know what I mean.
It's like when Bradley Cooper used to ride his bike
to this Broadway show that he used to do.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
He did for sixty minutes. He did that. He was like, oh, yeah,
I'm just a normal guy.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Yeah okay, And so he jumps on his little shwin
with a hat on and and he just rides to
his Broadway set and then he goes and does his
you know thing, and then just rides home and no
one knows it's him because he's just one of us, you.
Speaker 5 (15:23):
Know, makes it home for dinner right on time.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
He's just one of us.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
Paulina, five o'clock at Danny is Yep, you know, I'm towel.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
Well, my husband won't take me anymore. He doesn't believe
in my craft.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Believe me off, he believes in it when he sees
the dough, when he sees that big bag of money.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
You come home.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
Who's paying for this? This Cubs collection?
Speaker 1 (15:46):
What I'm saying. So I set at towel.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
That didn't and.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Then she stopped by the United Center on the way
because it's like Simon.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
Faber and opens for you.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
That's my real Yeah. They've been trying to get her
at Soldier Field, but it's.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Like, you know, I can never find it. Yeah, I know,
that's I know.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
The Aris tour was one thing, but like if you
were to play right, I don't know. I think we
do that. Yeah, they can't. Yeah, anyway, so we've covered
a lot of ground. It took us twenty minutes to
google something and then I do think that the video delivered, though.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Do you like?
Speaker 12 (16:28):
That?
Speaker 4 (16:28):
Is crazy?
Speaker 2 (16:29):
But I guess that's how it is on these dating
apps for a lot of women. It's like it's just hey,
like what if someone send me? And I posted it yesterday,
it was like the very first thing is, oh, hey, nice,
I mean you do you like orgies?
Speaker 5 (16:40):
And it's like it's valid and people give me.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
A hard time.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
You have given me a hard time in the pass
for my conduct on these things. I'm a pussy cat
compared to that fucking pussycat compared to that oh yeah,
to ask you, Yeah, that was a girl. So I'm
not on the dating apps, but I was a year
ago in Dallas and I matched with this girl and
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we never met or went out, but I followed her
on Instagram. So yesterday she posted her story and it's
just like it was cringe from the beginning. But it's like,
why is it that only married men are in my
dms all the time? Like isn't it enough to have
one woman? Why do you have to have two?
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Why are you asking me? You know?
Speaker 2 (17:21):
So she's like, basically it's a humble brag, like everybody
wants me even married guys. So I wrote her back
and I'm like, well, just for the record, I'm single.
And then she wrote me back, well, why don't you
find someone where you live? Or you can buy me
at burke and and I'll go out with you. And
I wrote her back and so now, so now now right,
so now I'm now I'm playing, like now it's time
to have some fun. I wrote her back and I
was like, you know, I go, you know, usually I
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like people to like me for me. And then the
twenty five thousand dollars bag comes next, and she goes,
they're only twelve and my response was not the ones
I buy. And then she called me a brokie and said,
you know you're a poser, and then she starts roasting
me oh like like like, oh, I want to I
want to see your shows. You've never bought a burken
you can't afford it. You know, you're just a lowly
you can't afford it all this stuff, and I was like,
(18:05):
google me.
Speaker 13 (18:06):
That's what I wrote, Google me, yah, google me, google
my network. Right, I got screens with my name on it.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
And then when did I have Another person said I
think that most of the time I talked about this,
I think a few weeks ago, but it was a
girl that was like, yeah, you were super cringed in
my roommates seven years ago on a DM slide. I said,
what did I say? Well, you just tried to go
out with her. I'm like, I didn't know that was cringe,
but okay. And then she's like, but, by the way,
do you have a boat, because we'd go out with
you if you have a boat. She goes I expanded
my age range to seventy, hoping only to find a
(18:40):
man with a boat for this weekend.
Speaker 5 (18:42):
And I was like, smart, I should my boyfriend if
I can.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Do that, Well, I mean, look, hey, be entrepreneurial about it, right,
like by all means, but like, don't tell me that
only guys are cringe, Like that's pretty cringe, Like, oh.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Buy me a book, you'll go ahead with you.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Well, the thing is, here's the thing, like somebody will
probably do it, but they want there's one or two
things going on or both. They're either weird, they're just
trying to bang you, or both. Because I'm sorry, any
guy who's exchanging twelve thousand dollars bags to go out
with you don't give a fuck about.
Speaker 8 (19:15):
You, or they're not gonna do it. I've had so
many guys be like cause I used to be like, no,
you know, I want to make my own money. I
have so many guys be like, let me send you money,
and I'm like, all right, here's my venmo. And then
they're you know, oh my account got hacked and it's broken.
Speaker 5 (19:26):
Let me buy your manicure. Okay, fine, do it.
Speaker 8 (19:29):
And then they're like, oh, you know, it's crazy, my
internet's not working.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
It's like, shut up, that's broke.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Yeah, like you own, but nobody would not accept that.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Like if someone were like, I'm gonna buy you a birkett,
I don't think anyone, but I also think that you guys,
you know and people with character would probably be like, well,
fuck I this is not free, Like there's an expectation
that comes with this.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Now.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Granted it's on the person who gave it to you,
like it's it's buyer or I guess it's seller in
this case, beware, Like, you don't have to do anything
for anybody, but how could you accept anything of value
from a man that you don't know and have no
connection to and just be like and not feel like shit.
Now the expectation is now, I'm gonna do something now
again you can take it, and that's on them and
(20:10):
you never have to deliver. But for me, I would
just feel like, fuck, now I owe this person something,
and I wouldn't like the feeling like that maybe they
had something on me in some ways. Yeah, I like,
even though I don't owe you anything, you think I
do and I accepted your gift, so like, just keep
your fucking gift. I'll buy my own shit and then
I don't owe anybody anything. I guess that's how I
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would look at him.
Speaker 5 (20:32):
I used to look at it that way.
Speaker 8 (20:33):
Now I would be like fine, and I would feel
fine not sleeping with someone because that's your goofy ass,
I pray with you, but games win stupid prizes. You're
gonna give me a burkin and I'm not going to
give you nothing exactly.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
I agree with that a million percent. I just think
for me, it would make me uncomfortable if there were
like a woman out there who'd kept sending me shit
and I had zero intention of going out with her
or being with her or doing anything with her, and
I just kept accepting things. I mean yeah, that's her
dumb ass for doing that. But then I would also
be like, fuck, I'd make.
Speaker 8 (21:00):
It clear like I'm not going to sleep at you,
but exactly and if you still do it, you're gonna
do it.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Yeah, and I'll still do it.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
It's just like, why put yourself in that position? Because
you know none of you guys need that. So it's like,
but would I need that?
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Where we at on my birthday? Burkin by the way,
fifth eight five.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Quite a ways away? Yeah, yeah, like just two months? Right? Yeah?
How much of they? I mean they started twelve, right.
Speaker 5 (21:25):
I thought they started at ten.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
But you can get Kelly's for less, like smaller ones.
Can we take a tiny yeah, I know they go
up to four p fifty. You can spend a half
a million dollars.
Speaker 8 (21:34):
Oh yeah, those like rare ones or the crocodile ones.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Which the funny thing is a lot of people when
I when I posted that yesterday, they were like, these
aren't even good looking bags for twelve thousand dollars, fifteen
thousand dollars, Like I would much rather have other things
for fifteen thousand dollars.
Speaker 5 (21:49):
Than that classic traditional style.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Well, it's it's status symbol. It simply is what it is.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
It's a horse brand, isn't it, Like, isn't their whole thing?
Speaker 1 (21:56):
You're amazed? Is shit?
Speaker 2 (21:57):
That was initially they you could buy a saddle if
you go in there, you can buy a fucking sadd.
Speaker 5 (22:02):
I need that.
Speaker 6 (22:02):
I know.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Well, like I I.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Somebody gifted me a girl that was trying to fuck
me a uh air may is like a throw They're
like fifteen hundred bucks.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
It was a gift.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Yeah, I know that was a great gift, but it
was like, uh but here's the thing, Like it's a blanket.
It's pretty big, but it's it's like the kind of
shit you put on a horse like it like that
you put on the horse before the saddle, Like it's
not soft, so like it's it you only add it's
not even like function. I mean it would be functional
if you were riding a horse. So like it's it's
in my living room, but i mean people like grab
(22:33):
it to wrap up in it, and I'm like, that's
fucking sandpaper, you know that right, Like it's not like,
oh my god, this isn't even soft. I'm like, I know,
just looks because it was it was fucking horse.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Yeah, I can't.
Speaker 5 (22:45):
Damn, you got people buying you air mess blanket.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Somebody buy me an air Mes blanket. Yeah, you let the.
Speaker 5 (22:49):
Other girls wrap up in it?
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Well, no, one, That's.
Speaker 5 (22:52):
Why you don't buy a man nothing.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:55):
Never, No, I.
Speaker 5 (22:57):
Never buy a man nothing nothing. Girl.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
I did it.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
The girl once who had booked a trip with her ex.
She booked the flight and they broke up, and he
paid for the hotels, everything was paid for, and she
was like, let's go on the trip and my thing,
and I guess we couldn't. And I was like, fine,
you know he paid, fine, don't give a shit like
it's going to waste. But we couldn't change the ticket
(23:20):
because it's like in his name, so we couldn't. Like
you can't just I guess you can't just call the
airline and say I forget about that guy. I'm taking
somebody else. Right, So we never went. But I mean,
I guess, what are you gonna do non refundable Either
go on the trip together or you give it to
somebody else or someone I don't know what you do.
I'm going, but we almost went, but I was dating
her at the time, so it wasn't like I was along.
(23:40):
It wasn't like taking a free ride. I don't know.
I don't know, man anyway, you know, yeah, it's made
many stuff is made for horses. So I'll get you.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Let me get you a horse first.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Yeah, we'll start with a horse, syat, and then we'll
work on the accessories. Now, yeah, get you a horse.
I mean cause you know you and Shane and fucking Thoroughbread.
It would be Hey, what could possibly go wrong?
Speaker 4 (24:05):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (24:06):
The thing ships the size of your couch.
Speaker 5 (24:07):
But like so, yeah, I need one in my apartment.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Yeah, happy birthday. Your dog will love it. There's the tangent.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Half of it was me googling shit. Sorry, have a
good day. Thanks for listening to this. Oh and if
you made it all the way to this, which is
a miracle, then go to the on demand channel and
take a few minutes and it won't take very long.
Listen to the on demand channel and fret show on demand,
and then there's there's a way you can win a
trip to see Kelly Clarkson in Las Vegas only by
listening to the on demand channel.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
There you go. Thanks, have a good day.
We're living in a simulation.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's like, what it's like, I'm, I'm it's like a
living gas lights that we're living in. She's like, what
if gaslighting? We we're a human anti Anyway, hit the intro.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
It's the tangent giving you all this shit we couldn't
talk about on the air.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Guys, a couple of you have sent me this. Amanda,
who's one of the thirteen, sent me this. I don't
want to break her heart. I I already saw it,
but hey, it's fine, it's fine. I mean, it's you
said it to me. I never seen him. There's a guy,
his name is Luke. He has over a half a
million followers on Instagram. And what he has done is
(00:38):
he's taking awkward, weird which I think are very common
sadly dms from people on dating apps Grinder, hinge, and
he's making songs out of them. Okay, so this guy,
you got to hear some of these. I mean, and
these are apparently real messages that people afforded to him.
(00:59):
Like here's one. Oh wait, I have to log in,
I gotta I gotta log in. I don't even know
the password.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Authenticate.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Don't make me authenticate anything. I don't even know my passwords.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
Tell us it's the laftboard of your social.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I wonder if I can send it to myself and
your credit card.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
You guys, you.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Guys, this is terrible.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Oh you know what, Maybe let me see what's this
guy's No, it's fine, it's it's the tangent. So I
can just do this real time. Here, somebody, somebody says
something hilarious.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
No, it's fine. Here, I think TikTok, will let me
watch this? Does he never go? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
No, that's not even the right person. So no, that's
not it. I just get an email. Wait, this is
the guy?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Why is it? Why is it messed up? This is
not the guy?
Speaker 5 (01:59):
I'm sure it's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
This is the worst.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
This is honestly the worst fucking tangent we've ever done.
It's gonna be twenty minutes of meat like looking up.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Right, So butt stuff? What do you guys think about it?
Speaker 6 (02:09):
Right?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Let me see if I can find it. No, I
have an ugly butthole.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
It's not your butthole.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
How are you sure it's ugly?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Oh I've I've bent over before and looked at it.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
If you ever bleached your butthole right call us.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
No, No, you guys wanted me to which we want
to talk back with the keyword finger let me though.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
You guys wanted me to, which is weird.
Speaker 7 (02:34):
No, you.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Wanted me to do I want the gift card.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
What do they actually put bleach on your butthole?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (02:42):
Like actually no, but I want to.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Like each like that you put in the washing machine
they put it.
Speaker 8 (02:48):
No, I would not recommend you go to your laundry,
get on all fours.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Pour it bleach, a funnel it into your asshole.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Yes, I'm really confused because like I think, I know,
I think I have the right thing, but like.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I'm confused about so much to do.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
You know, what I'm about to do is just hold
my phone up to the microphone to make this fucking
thing happen, because that I mean, we're really we're kind
of there. Honestly, didn't I send you one of these? Jason,
I'm gonna find No, I'm determined at this point.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Is there anything I can do to help?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
The guy's name is Luke Holloway, and I'm trying to
find now where the last you know, time I received
this was, and so I can play.
Speaker 7 (03:28):
For youtok app oh Katy Perry obviously.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Oh wait, okay, here we go. Okay. I mean it's
gonna be worth it when I can finally. No, it's
gonna be fantastic when I can finally, like provided for you,
don't worry. Well, trust me, I've been trying around here
and fucking let's just I've been doing all the providing
I can possibly do.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Oh wait, what does the boss want now?
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Not the time?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Right?
Speaker 5 (04:01):
He agreed the truth are next? Who's an next agreer?
I'm looking for love.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Her, not.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
This stuff.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
You sent me. David giving.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
When he when you mean when he cured racism?
Speaker 7 (04:21):
Yes, when David Getta solved racism racism?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Yeah, oh you didn't see this. No for me, that
one too, I'll play it for everyone. David Getta right
after the George Floyd stuff, did a set and he
literally just gets up there and he goes, you know,
I just want racism to end, and he plays a song.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (04:39):
That's like Kendall Jenner when she had the pepsi Oh
yeah yeah, and she heard Yeah, she cured a lot
of things that day.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Yeah, all right, she just all you had to do
was hand him.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
A right and over a PEPSI why didn't no one
try that?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
All right?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
So I find it finally, So this took seven minutes,
so anyway, that'd be good.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yeah, no, it is good.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
This is this is a guy who takes weird dating
I never explained this before. Let's just start from right here.
He takes weird dating app conversations and turns them into songs,
and they are very funny because they're real.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Listen to this.
Speaker 6 (05:11):
Hold in your dicko, please, Hi, I would like to
try farting into a gentleman's DICKO away intrigues me.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
He's realm.
Speaker 6 (05:34):
The fuck get shot into a will esca. If you
lend me far in your.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Dick, exchange josh a fresh.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Reserved, the ill share with you several jars of fresh preserves.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
That's a good deal to me.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
If you let me fart in your.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Dick, does it get sucked up?
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Or does I think I've done that? Probably at I.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Don't know why I have to like individually forward? Is
this kind of get like shut down or something? I mean,
this is Jesus, No, it's not. This will be stuck
in your head all day, like hold on than that
it's at least I can do.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Where's the one yesterday? All that all that, I.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Gotta say this, This is what it's like to hang
out with us. By the way, you guys basically just
I mean, if you're still listening, you're just as weird
as we are.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
I mean, but you obviously are.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
If you listen to this ship, then you I mean,
it's I think this is sort of why we do
the tangent kind of but here normally it's I mean,
I was gonna say normally it's more organized. That's a lie.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
But anyway, boy, does it get sucked up?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Uh? Have you ever thought about farting in the guy's
dick hole?
Speaker 4 (07:06):
I mean, I'm trying to think if I have, or
if someone's farted in mind?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Probably yeah, I mean, it's a very natural thing to
wonder about.
Speaker 7 (07:15):
Like if all you know, if everything is there, all
the equipment's there, it's going to happen.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Okay, this is the one that got got is going
yesterday though, this is the one that I sent to
all my friends.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
If I hope I just didn't send that to the
chairman of our.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Company, I hope I did to actually, because when I
said stuff to myself and starts with a B, and
so does the chairman of our company. So it's like
every now and again, if something doesn't show up fast enough,
then I'm like, probably not.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Here this is the one that got everything started then
and it actually has like the tender conversation. Ok So
it said I said, how do I get a date
with the handsome devil in tan? It was someone who
come It was a woman commenting to guy's dating at
photo He's with a dog, so it's him and a
dog in the picture, and so the message was, hey,
(08:08):
how do I get a date with the dog? Like
being cute? Okay, so then this is how it goes.
And then it says I can follow up and ask
him and follow.
Speaker 6 (08:16):
Walk with you.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
I really appreciate hate it.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Tell him I like long walks and Niken Breen Tree.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
He said, do you like.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
I'd like the song.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
You're like, you're trying to be cute and you're like, hey,
I want to go out with you and your dog
and the dogs?
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Do you like? I mean? People?
Speaker 4 (09:02):
This is is it?
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Really?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Oh? This is a good one too. Here's a good
one too. The prompt is do you have any kids?
That's the prompt.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Listen to have any kids?
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Yes, I have a daughter.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
How about you many baby?
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Do you have the.
Speaker 6 (09:22):
Mommy escape.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Ellipses?
Speaker 6 (09:26):
I have one?
Speaker 9 (09:30):
I understand I have one.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
I understand that issue from the same father. I have
one daughter. Do they have the same baby daddy? What
real conversation we need him for?
Speaker 6 (09:54):
Jingle?
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Yeah, we should book this guy. Let's see what this
one is. And so warem in only.
Speaker 10 (10:05):
Some private and secure, do what you want as you want,
as little clothing as you want to live in town,
Mary in bad no one else around, quiet, twenty eggo,
pisive flame, no guy you.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Could go to.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
So what the heck is it?
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Like?
Speaker 1 (10:34):
What is going on with this guy? Like I just
said I'd love this man?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
I can anyways, Luke Luke Holloway is his name, I believe,
and you can go get him. And then here's the
audio of David Getta curing racism, like it's this is
crazy that he was able to do this.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
In this form.
Speaker 11 (10:56):
The world is great, food, difficult times, and America to
actually beat underneath. So last night I knew we were
going to do this, and I made a special record.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
So this record.
Speaker 11 (11:16):
Is in honor of George Floyd. Oh no, and I
really hope we can see more unity and more peace
when already things are so difficult.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
So shout out to his family.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
No, no, nothing.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Difficult to.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
Okay, I haven't.
Speaker 5 (12:03):
My dumb stup.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
One, he rich.
Speaker 12 (12:16):
Oh yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Yeah, why why like no one asked you for that?
Speaker 5 (12:37):
I really got it.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
I want unity. I want unity, So I made a
song about it. Here it goes you to be dropped.
Speaker 7 (12:46):
And he's standing on like a skyscraper roof, and.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
Hey, why didn't we think of that? David?
Speaker 4 (12:53):
I don't think I've ever heard him speak.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
I mean, but he saw like racism ended that day.
It was five years ago, and you haven't noticed any
of it since then, have you.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
I remember we had David Ghetta. I think this is well.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Obviously you were here, Jason, because I think we got
here around the same time, didn't we. Yeah, we had
David Getta for a jingle ball. I think at the
time we called a fantabuloso. Yeah, And he showed up
like from the airport he had landed from, like Germany
or something, I don't know. And he shows up and
he's supposed to go on in three minutes and it's
him and a guy and his bag and a laptop
(13:30):
and he walks up to me and he goes, hey,
you know where there's a plug. I got to charge
my laptop. So all the whole set was on the laptop.
And he like couldn't charge it on the plane, you know,
And I guess on his way from wherever he came from,
you know, Serbia or wherever he was, and so yeah,
so we had this. We all sat in a room
together and just stared at his laptop while he got
(13:50):
it too, like thirty percent so we could go do
the set.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
Like I was like, we couldn't have a charger on
the stage like the kids just.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Do.
Speaker 7 (13:58):
Those guys like bend my mind, like working with DM
artists because somehow they do like four different shows in
a night with time zones and like they do one
of the East Coast and then they fly and do
something like that. They're in Vegas like for an overnights.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
It's wild.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
What did I see one of them? Was it John
Belly one of these guys? Yeah, he did, Like I know,
the Chainsmokers do this all the time. They'll do like
a pool party and then they'll jump on a PJ
and they'll fly to La and they'll do like a
like a concert, and then they'll fly back to Vegas
and do like a late night yeah set, just.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
Raking in hundreds of thousands of all and they just
fly to.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Like and I know, uh Dipplo does this too, like
where he'll do like a Vegas pool party and then
he'll fly into a set in you know, Dallas or
San Francisco or whatever, and then fly back and then
do another set you know, I live or whatever.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
What does DJ Era do?
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Yeah? How do you handle that?
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Do you ride your bike from or like, are you
more like a divvy person or do you have one
of those scooters that you can rent?
Speaker 5 (14:53):
Yeah? So I have a membership with that scooter company. Yeah,
I have a monthly membership.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
So you just hop on with your back back and
you're so humble about it, you know what I mean.
It's like when Bradley Cooper used to ride his bike
to this Broadway show that he used to do.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
He did for sixty minutes. He did that. He was like, oh, yeah,
I'm just a normal guy.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Yeah okay, And so he jumps on his little shwin
with a hat on and and he just rides to
his Broadway set and then he goes and does his
you know thing, and then just rides home and no
one knows it's him because he's just one of us, you.
Speaker 5 (15:23):
Know, makes it home for dinner right on time.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
He's just one of us.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
Paulina, five o'clock at Danny is Yep, you know, I'm towel.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
Well, my husband won't take me anymore. He doesn't believe
in my craft.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Believe me off, he believes in it when he sees
the dough, when he sees that big bag of money.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
You come home.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
Who's paying for this? This Cubs collection?
Speaker 1 (15:46):
What I'm saying. So I set at towel.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
That didn't and.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Then she stopped by the United Center on the way
because it's like Simon.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
Faber and opens for you.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
That's my real Yeah. They've been trying to get her
at Soldier Field, but it's.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Like, you know, I can never find it. Yeah, I know,
that's I know.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
The Aris tour was one thing, but like if you
were to play right, I don't know. I think we
do that. Yeah, they can't. Yeah, anyway, so we've covered
a lot of ground. It took us twenty minutes to
google something and then I do think that the video delivered, though.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Do you like?
Speaker 12 (16:28):
That?
Speaker 4 (16:28):
Is crazy?
Speaker 2 (16:29):
But I guess that's how it is on these dating
apps for a lot of women. It's like it's just hey,
like what if someone send me? And I posted it yesterday,
it was like the very first thing is, oh, hey, nice,
I mean you do you like orgies?
Speaker 5 (16:40):
And it's like it's valid and people give me.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
A hard time.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
You have given me a hard time in the pass
for my conduct on these things. I'm a pussy cat
compared to that fucking pussycat compared to that oh yeah,
to ask you, Yeah, that was a girl. So I'm
not on the dating apps, but I was a year
ago in Dallas and I matched with this girl and
(17:04):
we never met or went out, but I followed her
on Instagram. So yesterday she posted her story and it's
just like it was cringe from the beginning. But it's like,
why is it that only married men are in my
dms all the time? Like isn't it enough to have
one woman? Why do you have to have two?
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Why are you asking me? You know?
Speaker 2 (17:21):
So she's like, basically it's a humble brag, like everybody
wants me even married guys. So I wrote her back
and I'm like, well, just for the record, I'm single.
And then she wrote me back, well, why don't you
find someone where you live? Or you can buy me
at burke and and I'll go out with you. And
I wrote her back and so now, so now now right,
so now I'm now I'm playing, like now it's time
to have some fun. I wrote her back and I
was like, you know, I go, you know, usually I
(17:43):
like people to like me for me. And then the
twenty five thousand dollars bag comes next, and she goes,
they're only twelve and my response was not the ones
I buy. And then she called me a brokie and said,
you know you're a poser, and then she starts roasting
me oh like like like, oh, I want to I
want to see your shows. You've never bought a burken
you can't afford it. You know, you're just a lowly
you can't afford it all this stuff, and I was like,
(18:05):
google me.
Speaker 13 (18:06):
That's what I wrote, Google me, yah, google me, google
my network. Right, I got screens with my name on it.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
And then when did I have Another person said I
think that most of the time I talked about this,
I think a few weeks ago, but it was a
girl that was like, yeah, you were super cringed in
my roommates seven years ago on a DM slide. I said,
what did I say? Well, you just tried to go
out with her. I'm like, I didn't know that was cringe,
but okay. And then she's like, but, by the way,
do you have a boat, because we'd go out with
you if you have a boat. She goes I expanded
my age range to seventy, hoping only to find a
(18:40):
man with a boat for this weekend.
Speaker 5 (18:42):
And I was like, smart, I should my boyfriend if
I can.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Do that, Well, I mean, look, hey, be entrepreneurial about it, right,
like by all means, but like, don't tell me that
only guys are cringe, Like that's pretty cringe, Like, oh.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Buy me a book, you'll go ahead with you.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Well, the thing is, here's the thing, like somebody will
probably do it, but they want there's one or two
things going on or both. They're either weird, they're just
trying to bang you, or both. Because I'm sorry, any
guy who's exchanging twelve thousand dollars bags to go out
with you don't give a fuck about.
Speaker 8 (19:15):
You, or they're not gonna do it. I've had so
many guys be like cause I used to be like, no,
you know, I want to make my own money. I
have so many guys be like, let me send you money,
and I'm like, all right, here's my venmo. And then
they're you know, oh my account got hacked and it's broken.
Speaker 5 (19:26):
Let me buy your manicure. Okay, fine, do it.
Speaker 8 (19:29):
And then they're like, oh, you know, it's crazy, my
internet's not working.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
It's like, shut up, that's broke.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Yeah, like you own, but nobody would not accept that.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Like if someone were like, I'm gonna buy you a birkett,
I don't think anyone, but I also think that you guys,
you know and people with character would probably be like, well,
fuck I this is not free, Like there's an expectation
that comes with this.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Now.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Granted it's on the person who gave it to you,
like it's it's buyer or I guess it's seller in
this case, beware, Like, you don't have to do anything
for anybody, but how could you accept anything of value
from a man that you don't know and have no
connection to and just be like and not feel like shit.
Now the expectation is now, I'm gonna do something now
again you can take it, and that's on them and
(20:10):
you never have to deliver. But for me, I would
just feel like, fuck, now I owe this person something,
and I wouldn't like the feeling like that maybe they
had something on me in some ways. Yeah, I like,
even though I don't owe you anything, you think I
do and I accepted your gift, so like, just keep
your fucking gift. I'll buy my own shit and then
I don't owe anybody anything. I guess that's how I
(20:31):
would look at him.
Speaker 5 (20:32):
I used to look at it that way.
Speaker 8 (20:33):
Now I would be like fine, and I would feel
fine not sleeping with someone because that's your goofy ass,
I pray with you, but games win stupid prizes. You're
gonna give me a burkin and I'm not going to
give you nothing exactly.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
I agree with that a million percent. I just think
for me, it would make me uncomfortable if there were
like a woman out there who'd kept sending me shit
and I had zero intention of going out with her
or being with her or doing anything with her, and
I just kept accepting things. I mean yeah, that's her
dumb ass for doing that. But then I would also
be like, fuck, I'd make.
Speaker 8 (21:00):
It clear like I'm not going to sleep at you,
but exactly and if you still do it, you're gonna
do it.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Yeah, and I'll still do it.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
It's just like, why put yourself in that position? Because
you know none of you guys need that. So it's like,
but would I need that?
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Where we at on my birthday? Burkin by the way,
fifth eight five.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Quite a ways away? Yeah, yeah, like just two months? Right? Yeah?
How much of they? I mean they started twelve, right.
Speaker 5 (21:25):
I thought they started at ten.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
But you can get Kelly's for less, like smaller ones.
Can we take a tiny yeah, I know they go
up to four p fifty. You can spend a half
a million dollars.
Speaker 8 (21:34):
Oh yeah, those like rare ones or the crocodile ones.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Which the funny thing is a lot of people when
I when I posted that yesterday, they were like, these
aren't even good looking bags for twelve thousand dollars, fifteen
thousand dollars, Like I would much rather have other things
for fifteen thousand dollars.
Speaker 5 (21:49):
Than that classic traditional style.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Well, it's it's status symbol. It simply is what it is.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
It's a horse brand, isn't it, Like, isn't their whole thing?
Speaker 1 (21:56):
You're amazed? Is shit?
Speaker 2 (21:57):
That was initially they you could buy a saddle if
you go in there, you can buy a fucking sadd.
Speaker 5 (22:02):
I need that.
Speaker 6 (22:02):
I know.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Well, like I I.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Somebody gifted me a girl that was trying to fuck
me a uh air may is like a throw They're
like fifteen hundred bucks.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
It was a gift.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Yeah, I know that was a great gift, but it
was like, uh but here's the thing, Like it's a blanket.
It's pretty big, but it's it's like the kind of
shit you put on a horse like it like that
you put on the horse before the saddle, Like it's
not soft, so like it's it you only add it's
not even like function. I mean it would be functional
if you were riding a horse. So like it's it's
in my living room, but i mean people like grab
(22:33):
it to wrap up in it, and I'm like, that's
fucking sandpaper, you know that right, Like it's not like,
oh my god, this isn't even soft. I'm like, I know,
just looks because it was it was fucking horse.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Yeah, I can't.
Speaker 5 (22:45):
Damn, you got people buying you air mess blanket.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Somebody buy me an air Mes blanket. Yeah, you let the.
Speaker 5 (22:49):
Other girls wrap up in it?
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Well, no, one, That's.
Speaker 5 (22:52):
Why you don't buy a man nothing.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:55):
Never, No, I.
Speaker 5 (22:57):
Never buy a man nothing nothing. Girl.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
I did it.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
The girl once who had booked a trip with her ex.
She booked the flight and they broke up, and he
paid for the hotels, everything was paid for, and she
was like, let's go on the trip and my thing,
and I guess we couldn't. And I was like, fine,
you know he paid, fine, don't give a shit like
it's going to waste. But we couldn't change the ticket
(23:20):
because it's like in his name, so we couldn't. Like
you can't just I guess you can't just call the
airline and say I forget about that guy. I'm taking
somebody else. Right, So we never went. But I mean,
I guess, what are you gonna do non refundable Either
go on the trip together or you give it to
somebody else or someone I don't know what you do.
I'm going, but we almost went, but I was dating
her at the time, so it wasn't like I was along.
(23:40):
It wasn't like taking a free ride. I don't know.
I don't know, man anyway, you know, yeah, it's made
many stuff is made for horses. So I'll get you.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Let me get you a horse first.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Yeah, we'll start with a horse, syat, and then we'll
work on the accessories. Now, yeah, get you a horse.
I mean cause you know you and Shane and fucking Thoroughbread.
It would be Hey, what could possibly go wrong?
Speaker 4 (24:05):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (24:06):
The thing ships the size of your couch.
Speaker 5 (24:07):
But like so, yeah, I need one in my apartment.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Yeah, happy birthday. Your dog will love it. There's the tangent.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Half of it was me googling shit. Sorry, have a
good day. Thanks for listening to this. Oh and if
you made it all the way to this, which is
a miracle, then go to the on demand channel and
take a few minutes and it won't take very long.
Listen to the on demand channel and fret show on demand,
and then there's there's a way you can win a
trip to see Kelly Clarkson in Las Vegas only by
listening to the on demand channel.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
There you go. Thanks, have a good day.
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