Cinco De Mayo Was Crazy

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Episode Transcript

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They talk better than they excited about. These are the radio blogs on the
Friend Show, all right for runningin our diaries, except we say them
aloud. We call the blogs.Klin, you're ready, Yes, So
Kiki and I are going to doa little joint blog together. Um okay.
So before this past weekend, Itold myself, you know what,

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Kaylin, you're gonna rest all weekend. You have a trip the following.
You know you're gonna get things done. You're not gonna drink. Okay.
That lasted about two hours after theshow when I saw that my friend Kiki
was celebrating Sinco Day Mayo at anearby Mexican restaurant. So I have no
willpower. Um, so I hither up and I was like, Yo,

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I want to meet you have somedrinks. Well, it was friends.
It was really wild. Okay.You were with a couple of coworkers,
yes, And I think that wehad every kind of drunk sitting at
that table. Yes. So itwas we had the emotional drunk. We
had crying, yeah, damn mireWow, we had the loud drunk.

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Yes, we had the drunk.Our friend Ryan who's on before the show,
who was just very stressed out ateverybody else being too drunk. We
had the drunk trying to give aspeech. We had the drunk trying to
play a game, and these poorpeople sitting around us were a lot more
team than we were. And Ifelt kind of bad and we went it's
not we they are co workers.And friends that were with us would just

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not leave the other people alone,like I'm like, hey, talk to
me, and Kaitlin like, justjust talk to us. No, they
want to involve this table on theleft, the old couple celebrating their anniversary
on the right. Like, Ifelt bad for everybody else. The waiters
were completely ignoring us at one point, like they just like, we're not
dealing with this. It was youwere at a Mexican restaurant the right.

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Yes, I feel like syncod amile at a Mexican restaurant is like there
are no rules. It was likeeleven am, but you know it's like
New Year's Eve, it's amateur day. Yes, And there was no man
no, And we had one ofour friends would not sit down. He
was standing like speaking to us thewhole time. And you know, drunk

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people don't like to be told whatto do, so every time we tried
to tell him to sit down.He would threaten to leave, and I
was like, dude, why areyou We're right here. Just take a
scene. It is kind of amazingthat most people have one drunk mode and
you find out what it is.Like me, I just get happy,
like I get happy and just sortof like goofy and then disappear and then

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I disappear. But some people getmad. Those are the worst kind.
Some people get emotional, they cry. I'm the guy who falls in love
with everybody. I love everybody likeI just can't tell everybody enough. How
you know, it gets very sentimentalwhen I'm drunk. Yeah, some people
get you know, irreverent. Uhyou know, we all know the people
who want to fight. People wantto fight when I get right. And
you can tell a lot about somebodyby the way how they how they what

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they transform into. Totally. Kikiis the cheap date drunk because it takes
her just about one or two drinksto get a little lit, which I
love of. It's so cute she'sdoing this weekend. Hey, I can
go out because I'm also like you, after I'm drunk, I'm ready to
go, like I'm gonna tell youhow I love you, And I was
like, how can I never date? The two drink drunk like I think
the one of these seven bottles ofwine. Four hundred dollars later, I'm

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like, are we Can we leavenow? Please? Wait A mouta phonies next