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(00:00):
Dear blog. So I got stuckyesterday, and no Rufio, not like
those movies you watch category. Iwas not stuck in a dryer or a
garbage disposal, but I was stuck, okay, Hi, And this is
hold on a second, right rightnow, you're listening, and this is
(00:21):
frid This is the Chronicles of LivingAlone, which I know you can relate
to. So I got stuck ina dress. I was trying on dresses
that I ordered for the wedding I'mgoing to next weekend. And you know,
obviously some dresses have zippers in hardplaces, right, And so the
zipper was like up here and high, and it got stuck. And first
(00:42):
of all, I had to goto a meeting that Kiki and Jason Jason
were on, and I was like, I might have to go to this
meeting in like a full gown yearsof all, which would look crazy.
Second of all, I'm like,I can't wear this thing to bed tonight.
Like I literally couldn't get out ina formal dress. I'm like,
girl, what you do last night? Right right over here? That's like
(01:06):
driving through the loop on a Saturdaymorning at about six thirty. Every now
and again, I have to doit for some charity event or something.
And that's all you see is islike women hold either dudes who's like shirts
are completely untucked and wrinkled and they'relike buttoned down to like their navel,
or women in a formal dress holdingtheir heels. It's like, I know,
than yeah, so that would havebeen me. So I'm thinking of
(01:29):
my options and I'm like, Okay, I think my only two are that
I couldn't either knock on one ofmy neighbor's doors who I don't know and
ask them too UNSI or exactly,which is why I didn't. I mean
next to your neighbor. Oh,I'm not wearing any other So that's why
(01:53):
that option quickly went out the door, right. So then I'm like,
Okay, I live close to work. I show up to work in a
ballgown. You guys were all gone, So I'm like, should I go
to work where at least people knowme? And then I'm I'm not hitting
on them and ask them to unsitme. We can we go back to
the neighbors scenario, because when youknock on your neighbor's story, it's always
(02:15):
a buff ball guy. You seenmy neighbors. I don't want to be
doing that. My doctor slash extronautslash lawyer slash guy. It's always why
(02:36):
is that you got a lot ofneighbors like that. I basically live in
a nursing home because there's a lotof old people. In my days,
I would give some poor man aheart attack. What did you do?
Ahead? We was alve the issue, so I was finagling, finagling.
I'm looking in the mirror. Imean, it took me like over an
hour to get out of this dress, and finally I contorted and was able
(02:57):
to get out of this damnd.I was out of breath when I got
on the meeting because I have beentrying the dress, to get out of
this dress. But I was like, oh my god, I might have
to sleep in this thing. Ohmy god. These are living alone issues
I think about sometimes, Like Idon't I'm trying to think of an example,
like an equivalent example, But Ido think about like if something happened
to me, God forbid, knockon wood, how long would it take
(03:20):
before somebody figured it out? Imean, if something happened to me on
a Friday, I don't think anybodywould know until Monday. Yeah right,
listen, Well that's why I wantto life. At five o'clock on Monday
morning, it'd be like, where'sFred I'll be here in a minute.
Yeah, it'd probably be six ors. It'd probably be a good four
days later. Anybody would find me. You know, I want to go
too for on a life alert becauseI'm genuinely looking into fitting one. I
(03:43):
think that's not a terrible idea.I fall all the time, and sometimes
in the shower, like I needfall on the shower. I just I'm
the clumsiest person you've ever met.I'm sure you have all seen me fall
a million times. I'm always slipinside in I don't know. Yeah,
it's crazy. I need a lifealert, so we'll go to first.
But yeah, I literally was gonnaknock at my neighbor's store and house too
uns at me? So why's thecamera crew? Why the camera inside your
(04:11):
apartment? You're so surprised running inour diaries except we stayed them alone.
We call them blogs kinky. Dearblog um, this kind of makes me
think of Kaylin and her dress stuckin her kitchen with the goggles on.
(04:31):
But yeah, uh, dear blogman, you know, I've been up
down a little bit this week withillness um that I diagnosed myself with.
However, I've been wondering, howdo you tell someone to stop helping you,
like, even though I'm sick,even though I play it down a
little bit this week, stop helpingme. Because I really want to tell
this to vig Tim because around thehouse I've been like just slaying and lounging
(04:57):
or whatever, trying to self medicatemyself, and he's taken it upon himself
to start doing some of the choresaround the house. Okay, And you
would think one would be very gratefulfor the help and for her saying you
wouldn't think. But the man triedto do my laundry. And I didn't
ask for this, you know,I didn't ask you to do this.
Yes, and you know I standfirm fred and that I'm single until i'm
(05:20):
married. So one of the thingsI don't do for him is his laundry.
I do my laundry. You doyour laundry. But he was trying
to be helpful this week and domy laundry. The man put all of
my dark color clothes in the washerwith my white color clothes, everything's dingy,
Okay, my undries look like Idon't like it just looks so dirty,
(05:43):
and I'm just like, sorry,you trust him? No, I
didn't trust him at all. Iwoke up and he's like, many a
laundry is done, and I almostcried. I'm like, who who did
my laundry? And he's like me, and he's so proud, and as
she was trying to help you becauseyou weren't feeling well, he want to
do something nice for you, buthe messed up your Yes, like I
want you, I want your help, but like, if you're not gonna
(06:03):
do it right, don't do it. Another thing is I feel like men
just don't know how to wash dishes. Yes, all of you. I
feel like each one of you justdon't know how to do yeah, like
it's always a little greasy, there'sstill a little food on the fork.
I just don't feel like I'm notconfident. And you guys are doing the
those type of your here's the thing, and you sound like my mom,
my mom. You guys are verysimilar. You know, powerful women,
(06:28):
no nonsense, say what you think, do what you want. And I
love that. But my thing is, she complains that my dad doesn't help
enough, and he doesn't he doesnot. I love my dad, but
like, come on, um,that being said, when he does do
something, usually he didn't do itright in her opinion. So in his
defense, it's almost like, thendon't don't. I'm not gonna do it
(06:48):
then, right, you know whatI mean? Because it's like you didn't
like the way I do it anyway, so why am I doing it at
all? And I don't want tomake Nicktim feel that way, but that's
literally it like you don't do itright, so don't do it. Let
me complain about you not doing it. Just let me complaining, because you're
gonna complain either way. I guesshow have you complained that I didn't I
didn't do it at all, ratherthan I didn't do it right and I
(07:10):
didn't ruin anything. So then there'snot two things to be pissed about,
exactly. So that's where I'm atwith it, Like this, what do
you mean at home? Or youjust don't help? No, I help,
I don't. She doesn't do mylaundry, I don't do her laundry.
Laundry is love that our own thing? Oh, even after being married.
Yeah, I've never Yeah, we'venever done each other's laundry together.
The just our whites are the sameone. So like my socks about white
(07:31):
socks. You know what I'm saying. But you wouldn't even you wouldn't try
it, like you wouldn't go okay, unmentionables, bras. I don't know,
is that you know what I'm sayingspeedwash? I don't know, only
speed Well, you know, I'llbe honest with you. You have admitted
that you wear the same underwear forlike three days. So we are doing
(07:53):
speedwash on yours. We're doing likedeep soapy help. My underwear looks like
Kiki's. Now, you don't sayingwe got the same It's all didn't you
in dirt? Now? Yeah,why go ahead and give him your dingy
dirty underwear. You get at intothe collection.
Dear blog. So I got stuckyesterday, and no Rufio, not like
those movies you watch category. Iwas not stuck in a dryer or a
garbage disposal, but I was stuck, okay, Hi, And this is
hold on a second, right rightnow, you're listening, and this is
(00:21):
frid This is the Chronicles of LivingAlone, which I know you can relate
to. So I got stuck ina dress. I was trying on dresses
that I ordered for the wedding I'mgoing to next weekend. And you know,
obviously some dresses have zippers in hardplaces, right, And so the
zipper was like up here and high, and it got stuck. And first
(00:42):
of all, I had to goto a meeting that Kiki and Jason Jason
were on, and I was like, I might have to go to this
meeting in like a full gown yearsof all, which would look crazy.
Second of all, I'm like,I can't wear this thing to bed tonight.
Like I literally couldn't get out ina formal dress. I'm like,
girl, what you do last night? Right right over here? That's like
(01:06):
driving through the loop on a Saturdaymorning at about six thirty. Every now
and again, I have to doit for some charity event or something.
And that's all you see is islike women hold either dudes who's like shirts
are completely untucked and wrinkled and they'relike buttoned down to like their navel,
or women in a formal dress holdingtheir heels. It's like, I know,
than yeah, so that would havebeen me. So I'm thinking of
(01:29):
my options and I'm like, Okay, I think my only two are that
I couldn't either knock on one ofmy neighbor's doors who I don't know and
ask them too UNSI or exactly,which is why I didn't. I mean
next to your neighbor. Oh,I'm not wearing any other So that's why
(01:53):
that option quickly went out the door, right. So then I'm like,
Okay, I live close to work. I show up to work in a
ballgown. You guys were all gone, So I'm like, should I go
to work where at least people knowme? And then I'm I'm not hitting
on them and ask them to unsitme. We can we go back to
the neighbors scenario, because when youknock on your neighbor's story, it's always
(02:15):
a buff ball guy. You seenmy neighbors. I don't want to be
doing that. My doctor slash extronautslash lawyer slash guy. It's always why
(02:36):
is that you got a lot ofneighbors like that. I basically live in
a nursing home because there's a lotof old people. In my days,
I would give some poor man aheart attack. What did you do?
Ahead? We was alve the issue, so I was finagling, finagling.
I'm looking in the mirror. Imean, it took me like over an
hour to get out of this dress, and finally I contorted and was able
(02:57):
to get out of this damnd.I was out of breath when I got
on the meeting because I have beentrying the dress, to get out of
this dress. But I was like, oh my god, I might have
to sleep in this thing. Ohmy god. These are living alone issues
I think about sometimes, Like Idon't I'm trying to think of an example,
like an equivalent example, But Ido think about like if something happened
to me, God forbid, knockon wood, how long would it take
(03:20):
before somebody figured it out? Imean, if something happened to me on
a Friday, I don't think anybodywould know until Monday. Yeah right,
listen, Well that's why I wantto life. At five o'clock on Monday
morning, it'd be like, where'sFred I'll be here in a minute.
Yeah, it'd probably be six ors. It'd probably be a good four
days later. Anybody would find me. You know, I want to go
too for on a life alert becauseI'm genuinely looking into fitting one. I
(03:43):
think that's not a terrible idea.I fall all the time, and sometimes
in the shower, like I needfall on the shower. I just I'm
the clumsiest person you've ever met.I'm sure you have all seen me fall
a million times. I'm always slipinside in I don't know. Yeah,
it's crazy. I need a lifealert, so we'll go to first.
But yeah, I literally was gonnaknock at my neighbor's store and house too
uns at me? So why's thecamera crew? Why the camera inside your
(04:11):
apartment? You're so surprised running inour diaries except we stayed them alone.
We call them blogs kinky. Dearblog um, this kind of makes me
think of Kaylin and her dress stuckin her kitchen with the goggles on.
(04:31):
But yeah, uh, dear blogman, you know, I've been up
down a little bit this week withillness um that I diagnosed myself with.
However, I've been wondering, howdo you tell someone to stop helping you,
like, even though I'm sick,even though I play it down a
little bit this week, stop helpingme. Because I really want to tell
this to vig Tim because around thehouse I've been like just slaying and lounging
(04:57):
or whatever, trying to self medicatemyself, and he's taken it upon himself
to start doing some of the choresaround the house. Okay, And you
would think one would be very gratefulfor the help and for her saying you
wouldn't think. But the man triedto do my laundry. And I didn't
ask for this, you know,I didn't ask you to do this.
Yes, and you know I standfirm fred and that I'm single until i'm
(05:20):
married. So one of the thingsI don't do for him is his laundry.
I do my laundry. You doyour laundry. But he was trying
to be helpful this week and domy laundry. The man put all of
my dark color clothes in the washerwith my white color clothes, everything's dingy,
Okay, my undries look like Idon't like it just looks so dirty,
(05:43):
and I'm just like, sorry,you trust him? No, I
didn't trust him at all. Iwoke up and he's like, many a
laundry is done, and I almostcried. I'm like, who who did
my laundry? And he's like me, and he's so proud, and as
she was trying to help you becauseyou weren't feeling well, he want to
do something nice for you, buthe messed up your Yes, like I
want you, I want your help, but like, if you're not gonna
(06:03):
do it right, don't do it. Another thing is I feel like men
just don't know how to wash dishes. Yes, all of you. I
feel like each one of you justdon't know how to do yeah, like
it's always a little greasy, there'sstill a little food on the fork.
I just don't feel like I'm notconfident. And you guys are doing the
those type of your here's the thing, and you sound like my mom,
my mom. You guys are verysimilar. You know, powerful women,
(06:28):
no nonsense, say what you think, do what you want. And I
love that. But my thing is, she complains that my dad doesn't help
enough, and he doesn't he doesnot. I love my dad, but
like, come on, um,that being said, when he does do
something, usually he didn't do itright in her opinion. So in his
defense, it's almost like, thendon't don't. I'm not gonna do it
(06:48):
then, right, you know whatI mean? Because it's like you didn't
like the way I do it anyway, so why am I doing it at
all? And I don't want tomake Nicktim feel that way, but that's
literally it like you don't do itright, so don't do it. Let
me complain about you not doing it. Just let me complaining, because you're
gonna complain either way. I guesshow have you complained that I didn't I
didn't do it at all, ratherthan I didn't do it right and I
(07:10):
didn't ruin anything. So then there'snot two things to be pissed about,
exactly. So that's where I'm atwith it, Like this, what do
you mean at home? Or youjust don't help? No, I help,
I don't. She doesn't do mylaundry, I don't do her laundry.
Laundry is love that our own thing? Oh, even after being married.
Yeah, I've never Yeah, we'venever done each other's laundry together.
The just our whites are the sameone. So like my socks about white
(07:31):
socks. You know what I'm saying. But you wouldn't even you wouldn't try
it, like you wouldn't go okay, unmentionables, bras. I don't know,
is that you know what I'm sayingspeedwash? I don't know, only
speed Well, you know, I'llbe honest with you. You have admitted
that you wear the same underwear forlike three days. So we are doing
(07:53):
speedwash on yours. We're doing likedeep soapy help. My underwear looks like
Kiki's. Now, you don't sayingwe got the same It's all didn't you
in dirt? Now? Yeah,why go ahead and give him your dingy
dirty underwear. You get at intothe collection.
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