From The Hall of Fame: The Souvenir

Episode Transcript

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Ever been left waiting by the phone. It's the Fred Show. Tim How
you doing well? We are greatwaiting by the phone. Let's learn about
this date. I'm going through youremail here. You went out with Roxy,
you met on Tinder, and thenwhat happened? We talk for it
that we actually went out twice andthat don't you know, mean to get

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too much into things. But afterthe second date we hooked up, which
I put it a pretty good sign. I thought she was into it,
but you know, she started ghostingme after that, and I'm here to
find out what. Okay, Yeah, I see what. Yeah, I
don't. I don't hear you braggingabout hooking up on the second date.
I think sometimes on a second datethat's a good sign, right, I
mean, especially if you get asecond date then you hook up. It's

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like this is going in the rightdirection, except she's ghosting you and it's
driving you crazy. Yeah, allright, we'll call her, we'll see
if we can figure out what's goingon and uh and put this to rest
and hopefully we can straighten out whateverthe issue is. Maybe nothing's going on,
maybe she's just been or who knows, and if that's the case,
we'll set you up on another dateand we'll pay for that. Okay,
I really appreciate that. Can youhang on for a second. I'll be

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here. Let's see what's going on? Part two of Waiting by the Phone
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All coming up. Part two ofWaiting by the Phone Timmy doing okay,
doing good well, anxious to figureout what's going on here? Right right,

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Well, we're about to find out. We're gonna call Roxy. We're
gonna see what's going on. Youguys been in a couple of dates.
You thought they were successful. Nowshe's ghosting you and you want to know
why you got it? Okay,good luck? Hello? Hi? Is
this Roxy? Yeah? Roxy,It's Fred from The Friend Show, Kaelin

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Rufio, the whole crew is here. We have to tell you that we
are on the radio right now,and I need your permission to continue with
the call. Is it okay ifwe keep talking? Yeah, yes,
that's okay. It's kind of awkward. But thank you. Yeah, I
know, I know, thank youso much. We're calling on behalf of
this dude named Tim who I guessyou met you on Tinder and you went
on two dates. Do you recallthis guy? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,

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I recalled Tim. Yeah here wego, sound excited. Yeah we
know that. Yeah yeah, yeah, we've heard it before. So what
what happened with this guy? Becausehe described a couple of really good dates,
he liked you a lot, washoping to take you on a third
date, says that you're ghosting.Can we sort of get to the bottom
of why. It's like, Istill called out, but I was just

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trying to be discreet. Yeah,Tim is I mean he was like a
cool like honestly, we actually gotalong really well. He was a really
nice guy. But he had goneon a couple of dates and we had
kind of polled around and stuff,and after one of the hook up,
this is like weird to even talkabout with public. I told my closest

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friends, but he asked to keepmy underwear like my if you call them
panties. I got a lot ofproblems when I hate that word. The
second yeah, same same these Sohe what like he wanted them as some
kind of a souvenir. I don'tknow what he's gonna do with him.

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I was, but I was like, no, absolutely not. Yeah,
and so I mean that is justkind of how I felt about the whole
situation. You're kind of spooked,You're like, I'm not doing this spook.
I mean, I just I don'tget like, I don't consider myself
like vanilla necessarily, but I'm notinto I didn't know what the hell he

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was gonna do with it. Yeah, I was just like, no,
I'm going to go ahead and seethe clothing that I I'm gonna take with
me. What I right? Yeah, let me expensive PONTI were they nice
ones? I mean, you knowwhat was going to go down if I
made? Would you leave some behyif a guy asked you, Yeah,

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he would, even if you didn'tknow what he was going to do with
them. I have before. Yeah, I just came. I wouldn't ask
for but yeah, whatever for littlethings to make people happy. You know
what if they were expensive ones?Yeah? Why not? Yeah? What
is an expensive What is an expensivepair of underwear? I don't know.
I don't buy like expensive like yeah, like the expensive ones. I have

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are like in a set, youknow, like like Pinky Pinky or something.
Would those be like thirty bucks forunderwear or nope, I'm taking my
under you know, let me bringI forgot to mention Roxy. I'm sorry,
Tim is here. I always leavethat part out. Tim has been
listening to all this, Tim,what what do you? I mean?
Look, you're entitled to your ownfreaky but what were you what were you

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going to be doing? Are youdoing with this underwear? Yeah? I
just like keeping them as a bitof a souvenir. So do you have
a box full of them somewhere?Like that's disgusting? Oh yeah, if
I'm it's nothing like that. Likeif I hook up with somebody and like
they did need their pinion, letme keep it. But if I'm seeing
somebody else, I throw the oldones away. Creepy. If I had
a collection, that would be thatwould be creepy. Yeah, no question.

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Yeah. And also I don't seewhat the big deal is. You
know a lot of people are intothis sort of thing, which she told
me no, and I was totallycool with it. I didn't freak out
or anything like that. And also, aren't you supposed to not kink shame.
But I feel like I'm being veryjudged right now, and that's not
very cool, not very well awhole. On a second, I mean,
I don't know that we're judging youso much. She's allowed to judge
you because she doesn't have to dowhat you asked me to do. I'm

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not into it. Oh, shedoesn't do it, and that like no,
And I respected you saying no.I didn't push the matter. I
just said, hey, by theway, I'm into this one. Do
you mind if I kept it?You said no. I said, that's
cool, okay. At the endof it, you could have just said
afterwards, hey, that really freakedme out. I didn't want to see
you again. That's true. Shecould have. She doesn't know you that

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I did call a radio station andput all my business. There's nothing wrong
with that either, So you can'tlet it go. I did want to
chat about it, and you didn'twant to chat back. So this is
my only recourse. But I thoughtwe had something. I wanted to hear
what was going on. I thoughtmaybe you died or something. I thought
maybe you were you guys, youguys, we talk about this all the

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time, right, I mean,you guys have only been out twice.
There's no equity. I used towear equity all the time. Like she
doesn't. She liked you, butshe doesn't really, really really like you
to the point where you can bustout something that's that that she thinks she
is abnormal or uncomfortable with, andthat she's just gonna get over it.
Like I understand what you're saying,which is I asked you for something,
she said no, and you werecool about it, and you can communicate,

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but like you're not. I don'tthink you're there yet. You're still
getting to know each other. Shecan't get that out of her mind.
She doesn't known anything else about you, she says, wanting a bunch of
other stuff. If I'm dating somebodyfor six months and they asked me to
do something weird, that's different thantwo times true, that's true, and
that was that? Okay? Howmany times does that work? Tim?

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How many times does that? Ifhe went out with Klyn, it would
have worked. She's got a wholebox. Everyone ask her what you needed.
She autographed them. I'm gonna giveyou if that's gonna make you happy.
I like to make people happy.Do you take a good look at
him before you leave them, tomake sure that there's no like that.

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They're like perfect, you know,like, yeah, let me look these
over a click before I leave mycalling card. Well, how do you,
I mean, how do you knowwhat they want? What they want
them for? Oh boy, youknow what I'm not. I'm not shaming.
I've just never done. I neverasked for this. Interesting with my
luck, I would ask for thatand get kinky. I'd forget I had
them, and then i would meetthe woman of my dreams and she'd come

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over and be like what are these? And then I'm in trouble. That
would be my life when you putthem and be like, hey, this
is what I'm into. Well,I have my own for that. I
don't need yours. I have somein my size. Come on, man,
those aren't comfortable, min are comfortable. I've got all the different times
the song, the cheek, Imean, yeah, no, I got

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the boys shorts if I want them. You just never know, never know
what kind of mood on me.And some days some days it's a granny
day. You know, you justnever know. Oh my god, I
got this is kind of weird.Roxy, this got weird. It wasn't
weird before? Roxy any chance youwould forgive this guy and give another shot.
It's just not my thing. Ithink I think we both be better
off. We found people that fare mold a little bit better. There

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you go, Well, if youwill, Jim Klin's available. No,
she's not. Good luck to you, Tim, Okay, sorry, yeah,
all right, have a good day, guys. Alright, bye,