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April 1, 2025 • 33 mins
Mac and Shmitty April 1, 2025
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Wake.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
It gets my day going.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
It makes me laugh.

Speaker 4 (00:09):
It Mac and Schmidty in the morning on Star one
oh five point.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Seven, Good morning, good morning, Welcome into your Tuesday. Despite
what anyone may tell you what day of the weekend
it is, it is, in fact Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
April fe Schmitty, here we go.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Don't do pranks, you guys, it's so lame.

Speaker 5 (00:30):
You're not going to hear people over here from another
station pretending to be us or ooh, put rubber bands
on the sink. You've all listened to me enough across
all of my stations, all of my shows to know
I am un fun Schmidty.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
And this is the worst day of the year.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
I mean, like, I just want to know if there's
some deep dark thing, deep dark prank that happened to
you that just this.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
I just can't stand it.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
It's the lies, the lies.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
This is terrible. Don't trust me.

Speaker 5 (01:02):
And I saw the greatest tweet yesterday that was like,
remember tomorrow's April first, guys, don't believe anything you see
or hear, which is how we've all been living for
like the last ten years.

Speaker 6 (01:11):
Yeah, that's Actuate, movies, music and all the gossip in
one place.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
It's the celebrities goop on Star one oh five point seven.

Speaker 5 (01:21):
Astronauts Butch Wilmore and Sonny Williams are finally back home
on Earth and for the first time, recalling their wild journey,
including the moment they knew they finally had a ride home.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Sitting down last night.

Speaker 5 (01:35):
With Fox News for their first interview since being rescued
from the International Space Station, they explained their thoughts and
emotions when they learned that they actually had a seat
on a ride home after spending nine months stranded in space.

Speaker 7 (01:51):
Having a definitive time you can start actually again. We
didn't make plans. I kept telling my family I'm not back,
and tell I'm back. This is the nature of the
business we do. We've had changes in the past, we
may have changes now. But it was certainly a great
feeling when you have a date and you're marching towards
a data.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
It was really nice. I'll just say.

Speaker 8 (02:09):
When Crew nine arrived, it was like, Okay, we have seats,
we have suits.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:14):
They also gave their gratitude to both President Trump and
Elon Musk for getting involved in their rescue.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Happy to be back home with family, pretty insane.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
I mean, just an incredible, unique experience that really have
right all right?

Speaker 5 (02:30):
Rain Dissick, at the ripe old age of just ten,
is now taking to the Internet to shut down rumors
that have been swirling for a while that Justin Bieber
is actually his dad. So Rain is Courtney Kardashian and
ex Scott Dissick's youngest child, hopping on Instagram live with

(02:50):
his stepbrother Scooter Jackson.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
This is Alabama.

Speaker 5 (02:53):
Oh, pardon me, Alabama Barker's boyfriend, Scooter Jackson. The two
have gotten very close after Courtney got married for this
and he said, listen, guys, I've got to tell you
this is not true.

Speaker 9 (03:05):
Where's your dad?

Speaker 6 (03:07):
No, he's not bro.

Speaker 9 (03:08):
I swear Justin Biebers want my dad, Scotty Scotty Scotty
is moving. I think Justin Bieber was sixteen when I
got born. Yeah, I don't think my mom would do that.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
I mean, it's gonna be so weird to be talking
about that as your mom if here weren't aware.

Speaker 5 (03:25):
Courtney and Justin were briefly rumored to have had a
little fling back in twenty fifteen after she's split from Scott,
but both have denied the hookup rumors.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Saying they're just good friends.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Just makes you wonder, like what they say on the
playground right, Like, no, he's Beaver's not my dad.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Say that about any Kardashian, It's true.

Speaker 5 (03:45):
Finally, Sabrina Carpenter dropping a few more hints about why
her and Barry Keyogan have no longer spoken and will
not be getting back together.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
If you believe the TikTok detectives.

Speaker 5 (03:59):
Sabrina, I was very busy yesterday reposting tiktoks the fans
lip singing her song Busy Woman, but one post really
stood out to fans.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
It was from a girl, huge.

Speaker 5 (04:10):
Sabena Carpenter fan who captioned her clip when I had
to convince myself he was attractive, but he ended up
breaking up with me. The commons section obviously exploded, with
Sabrina fans saying that this is absolutely shade against Perry.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
That's mean man, that's hard.

Speaker 5 (04:31):
Fine, Oh if you were celebscoop at West Michigan Star
dot com.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Sometimes does I get a good feeling?

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Let's pump a little positivity into this morning feeling good
on Starting on fine points seven, It's Mack and Schmitty
and This was just such a cool thing. The internet
remains undefeated. Eighty one year old waitress Betty. She works
at a restaurant, the Eaton Park in Pennsylvania, and she
has for a long time, over thirty years. As a
matter of fact, again, eighty one years old, you'd think

(04:59):
ready to retire. Well, a couple of customers came in there.
Tammy Conzier and her son Leo came in last week
and learned Betty was still working there because well, social
Security just wasn't enough to cover her expenses for her
and her family. And well, that's when she decided to
put out a plea online that wound up going viral.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
Listen to this as.

Speaker 8 (05:20):
Arthur at Eaton Park is probably in our seventies. I'm
here with my son and she can hardly walk. And
we heard her tell the table next to us, because
they asked why she was still working that she only
makes nine hundred and ten dollars a month on Social
Security and she has to still work because her bills
exceed nine hundred and ten dollars a month. Any proceeds

(05:41):
I get from this video and a TikTok creator rewards program.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
I will come back and give to her.

Speaker 8 (05:46):
I have forty dollars in my purse, so that's what
I'm gonna leave her for a tip?

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Yeah, threw down her own tip, and then that's when
things went absolutely insane, as of course, the Internet picked
up steam on it one point six million, and people
saw the video and pretty soon things had gotten absolutely nuts,
as Tammy was able to go ahead and call Betty
and let her know where the fundraiser stood.

Speaker 8 (06:10):
Right now, it's a one hundred and forty thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
What one hundred and forty couch.

Speaker 10 (06:16):
And don't yes, I guess I'd better get a vision.

Speaker 8 (06:22):
I guess so right, and I having Cochame Caldy Camnation
could take care of it.

Speaker 4 (06:31):
I'm so happy.

Speaker 11 (06:32):
I'm so happy for you.

Speaker 8 (06:33):
You deserve it.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Unbelievable it is currently now it's middy up over three
hundred thousand dollars tik talk.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
Isn't all bad, you guys.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Unbelievable. Of course, she's hoping that this not only helps
her retire, but maybe get to travel and pay off
those bills for her and her family and lives a
life of comfort in those golden years.

Speaker 5 (06:52):
All right, So what are those Detroit Lions doing in
their off season. Well, if your quarterback Jared Goff and
teammate Frank Ragnan, you're headed fishing out on Lake Saint Clair.
The video has gone viral for a lot of different reasons. First,
Jared Goff's idea of fishing fashion.

Speaker 10 (07:11):
We pull up the pickup Jared and uh, just like typical,
like Californian, Bless his heart, he's wearing a Lululemon like
light hoodie and some Lululemon sweatpants. Yeah, dude, you're gonna freeze.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (07:26):
Eventually Frank had a nice, big, thick camo jacket for Jared,
who admits he does love fishing, says he's an avid outdoorsman,
just like rag now. But it didn't exactly show up
on the video.

Speaker 10 (07:40):
Yes, folks, yes, it looks like he's hooked up. And
then this happened.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
All right, float down, you.

Speaker 10 (07:47):
Got to get the net on the field feels great.

Speaker 12 (07:50):
It felt as heavy as a fish would feel, and
it was holling on it. And uh, Frank went grabbed
the net and I got it up from the water,
and unfortunately it was some underwear.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
It was some underwear.

Speaker 5 (08:04):
As Jared points out, there's nothing more.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
Detroit than that.

Speaker 5 (08:10):
I've got the video shared on our Instagram. Make sure
you give us a follow at West Michigan Star.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
Too good right there, you know, Lulu love and missing
out on the camouflage market.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Schmetti. They could be and I'll check that.

Speaker 5 (08:20):
Will be me and the family this weekend when we
are out on the Detroit River.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
Here you go, feeling good, Kevin Nancy a couple times today,
always here to lift you up for some positivity. We'll
do it again coming up at nine to twenty this morning.

Speaker 6 (08:32):
Movies, music and all the gossip in one place.

Speaker 4 (08:35):
It's the celebritiescoop on Star one oh five point seven.

Speaker 5 (08:39):
Well, this is only going to fan the rumor mill.
You'll remember yesterday I have this story about actress Sidney Sweeney,
once again putting rumor to the fact her and actor
Glenn Powell maybe dating. They were both at Glenn's sister's
wedding in Dallas over the weekend. Now, even though their
reps are saying they're just friends and Sydney is actually

(09:00):
super tight with Glenn's sister, we got some bombshall news yesterday.
Sydney and her fiance Jonathan Divino are done, and in
fact had been living separate lives for months. A source
says Sydney and Jonathan are not together romantically and haven't
been since January, when they separated. The couple last photographed

(09:20):
together January twentieth, and then the story broke in early
February that they had actually postponed their planned May wedding.
More signs of trouble in Paradise, Sydney checked into a
Beverly Hills hotel for an extended stay without Jonathan. She
hung around with girlfriends and ended up taking only close
friends to Paris Fashion Week.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
Jonathan was nowhere to be found.

Speaker 5 (09:43):
Sydney is also deleted pictures of her and Jonathan from
her Instagram. They got engaged back in twenty twenty two,
but now are officially done. And you'll know, everyone's thinking,
let's because her and Glenn are together.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
I mean, they're very cute together romances. I just think
it's interesting. How do these people all know each other?

Speaker 1 (10:04):
That's what. Oh, she's been friends with Glenn's sister for
a while.

Speaker 5 (10:07):
I'm not sure on that. I don't know if like
her and Glenn actually had a past where they were friends.
Their families were friends.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
But nonetheless it's going to be very juicy.

Speaker 5 (10:16):
Yesterday, President Trump tackled an important issue he raised on
his campaign trail, scalpers and expensive concert fees driving up
ticket prices for any kind of live entertainment, and he
has officially signed an executive order if you can believe it.
Who was with him none other than Michigan z owned
kid Rock, looking very patriotic in a red outfit with

(10:41):
white and blue stars stripes. He had eagle wings painted
on his chest, a bandana wrapped fedora. Yeah, being very
very excited about this big move. Here's what he had
to say quick.

Speaker 13 (10:54):
Anyone who's bought a concert ticket in the last decade,
maybe twenty years, no matter what your politics are, nos
an under me. I'm a capitalist and a deregulation guy.
But they've tried this in some places in Europe and
it seems to be the only thing that's us as
artists to be able to get the tickets into the
hands of the fans at the prices we set. I'll
be the first one to say, and I know the
President doesn't like want to say this, but I'm a

(11:15):
little overpaid right now. It's kind of ridiculous. I would
rather be, you know, a hero which is working class
people and have them be able to come attend my
shows and give them a fair ticket price. And I
can't control that right now, so hopefully this is a
step to really be able to make that happen.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (11:30):
Part of the President's order directs the Federal Trade Commission
to work alongside the US Attorney General to make sure
competition laws are being enforced. He's also enforcing the Bots Act,
which would stop scalpers from using bots to buy up
all the inventory and then resell tickets at a huge markup.
He's getting the Secretary of Treasury and the Department of

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Justice involved as well.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
I mean cartoon American character outfit aside. Kid Rock has
been trying to get tickets into the hands of his
fans for less money for decades now. He did those
twenty dollars shows.

Speaker 5 (12:06):
How any real artists everywhere? You're hearing bands buying tickets
out of their own pocket to be able to resell
them to fans. I think this is hopefully going to
be a really good thing for anyone who loves live music. Finally,
a big announcement yesterday at cinemacn get Ready We've got
all four of your Beatles.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
So this is something I have talked about for quite
a bit.

Speaker 5 (12:28):
Legendary director Sam Mendez is making four separate Beatles movies
that will each individually focus on one of the Beatles.
So we have Paul Mescal playing Paul McCartney, Joseph Quinn
as George Harrison, Barry Keyogan as Ringo Starr, and Harris
Dickinson as John Lennon. The four came out on stage

(12:50):
at the Vegas Show yesterday. The tagline for this entire
series each man has his own story, but together they're legendary.
So mendes this is a multi part bio pick. It's
called The Beatles, a fourth film cinematic event, and I
think this is the most interesting part of this, the
first bingeable theatrical experience. He didn't really go into more detail,

(13:14):
so we're not sure if it means the movies are
all going to be released at once, or maybe we
get one per week over the course of a month.
When people are really excited about this, we're gonna have
to wait a bit. Unfortunately, this is not due to
be released until April of twenty twenty eight.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
Looking at the guys. I mean, they all look like
the Beatle that they're gonna play. But Paul Mezcal who
is in a gladiator.

Speaker 3 (13:36):
Too, it looks so handsome.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
I mean, how much is that guy look like Paul mccarthoty.

Speaker 5 (13:40):
Gosh, and they absolutely I mean, Sam knows each one
of these guys is at a peak in their career
right now.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
This is going to drive audiences.

Speaker 5 (13:48):
Got a few more big announcements from CinemaCon Flouria with
your scoop at West Michigan Star dot com.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
Good Morning's Hugh, it's Vacu and Spinny And Okay, I
know you already said you hate April Fools, that you're
not lying to me. The people are trying to make
the landline make a comeback.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
Specifically millennials. It's crazy.

Speaker 5 (14:05):
I came across this Instagram post yesterday. It says point
of view, you're a millennial who just put a home
phone into your house in the year twenty twenty five,
And at first I thought, well, that's huh, And then
I looked through the comments and this post is exploding.
People are like, this is so great, I'm doing this.
I'm ready. So this is a mom in Oregon. I

(14:27):
believe it's the Mom's for Oregon Instagram account, and she said,
the new novelty in our house is our home phone.
As our kids get older, we realized a home phone
would be useful for a few different reasons. Number One,
we've decided a cell phone not an option for our
kids until they are much much older. Number Two, once
the kids are able to stay home by themselves, they

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will need a phone available to them. We also realized
we don't know how to hold a conversation. They're so
used to FaceTime. They literally I have no idea how
to just speak with an adult or a peer. And
they said, finally, we wanted to give them access to
calling family or friends without being dependent on cell phones,

(15:10):
she said to my husband, and I decided we're getting
a home phone, and so far our kids think it
is the coolest thing ever. And I was talking with
my husband about this and I thought, you know, we're
getting to that point. We've got walkie talkies for the kids,
which has actually been a really really nice thing because
I don't know what my brother and sister in law got,

(15:31):
but these things have like a six mile radius right
so anywhere they go in the neighborhood. They can like
you know, next tell us like back in the day.
I know you know you hear a lot of commercials
for rapid radios. I have a couple of friends that
have done those because they don't want their kids having
cell phones yet.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
And I think that is the.

Speaker 5 (15:49):
Root of this, and I actually love the idea of
a home phone. Plus, if you've got an internet package
with cable, you already know you're getting bundled for a
landline anyway to save some money.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
It's so funny because these are literally all the concerns
that I had with it, except for the idea of
your kids being able to have conversations with each other
and not being on FaceTime. I love that as something
that is so drastically needed for this generation of kids
coming up, and really for even older people too, because
it's been so long since that small talk, that art

(16:20):
form of basing.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
Old eye contact. They don't know how to continue. No,
they're so used to a FaceTime, a quick back and
forth and they're done.

Speaker 5 (16:27):
I mean, this mom brings up a lot of really
really good points, and I'm curious if there's other families
that have done this or are thinking about doing it.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
How old are your kids.

Speaker 5 (16:37):
I really love this trend of millennial parents because we
were the first generation to grow up with these phones.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
Going no, we'll get you one when.

Speaker 5 (16:45):
You're off to college. These are so damaging to your
mental wellbeing. Go ahead and just be a kid for
a little bit longer. I promise you're not missing out
on any group threads where people are bullying each other.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
Plus, it forces your kids to do all the things
that we had to do as children, which is remember
phone numbers. Dear lord, you want to talk about an
emergency situation. Do your kids have your phone numbers memorized?

Speaker 3 (17:09):
Why would they?

Speaker 1 (17:10):
Exactly? Why would they?

Speaker 3 (17:11):
I mean, I will tell you.

Speaker 5 (17:12):
Home phones have speed dial, so I don't know if
that necessarily fixes things I can remember, but still they
would know to go and dial through a number if
that's what they needed to do. The comments are really good.
Family of adventures. We have one too. It's the greatest
thing we've done for our family. Same exact reasons I
want a home phone, says a mom in Arizona. I

(17:33):
like that this is a situation where I know my
kids are in control. I don't have to worry about
what they're finding and I don't have to worry about
who is finding them. Yeah, oh guys, this is just
a wonderful one. What if I've fallen and can't get
up and I don't remember where I put my cell phone,
I'm gonna need my kid to call an ambulance out
at lay online accurate. What do you think about making

(17:56):
a comeback with the landline, putting a home phone back
in your house with your kids? Give us a call
four or five eight one oh five seven, leave us
a talk back on our iHeartRadio app. I shared this
post on our Facebook. If you want to look through
some of the other parent comments, I guarantee like we've
all got the same concerns here.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
Plus it would force my kids to stop asking me
for their own Apple watches every five minutes. Schmitty, But dad,
you'll be able to know where I'm at at all.
I'll be able to test to colony starting on five
point seven. She's gotten something to get on for chat
time for salty Schmidty.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
Smitty, so salky, you know.

Speaker 5 (18:30):
And if you're somebody that's super excited about April Fool's Day,
you can go ahead and turn us down for a
few because I'm about to be a real buzz kill
because I cannot stand this pranky holiday. Every single year,
I gear up because I'm like, oh boy, someone somewhere
is going to do something so funny and it ends
up either being dangerous or really really inconsiderate. And I've

(18:54):
got to point out because i know I've already seen
some posts today.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
Can we stop with.

Speaker 5 (18:59):
The fake preg Oh okay, here we stop at the
fake pregnancies. And I watched I saw this Reddit thread
which is just so perfect about the worst April Fools
jokes you've ever seen.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
And this is what I'm talking about.

Speaker 5 (19:12):
It always leads to someone like getting in trouble or
feeling bad about themselves. This kid, when I was seven,
my dad told me he got me a Lego set
I really wanted. When I went to go get it,
he said, April Fools. The worst thing about betrayal is
when it comes from your parents. Another person said, in
high school, we had an exchange student who was super

(19:33):
excited about his first April Fool's Day. He came to
class with a big smile and told us that he
pranked his mom by saying, Mom, I got my girlfriend pregnant.
Before he left for school. We all said, oh my gosh,
what did she do when you said April fools? His
eyes went wide. He said, I didn't tell her April Fools.
I didn't know you were supposed to let them know.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
It was a prank. This is the worst day. This
is the worst possible day. Another one.

Speaker 5 (19:59):
My sister poor water all over the clothes in my
drawers before I woke up for school. My mom was
super mad grounded her for a month because I had
nothing to wear and I had to miss the day.
You guys, I don't care if I am un fun
and lame and boring.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
I can't stand.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
The April Folds allowed this salty schmitty to be your
public service announcement from none other than Fox Mulder Schmitty,
Trust no one.

Speaker 6 (20:25):
Yeah, he's so salty, smoothies, music and all the gossip
in one place.

Speaker 4 (20:35):
It's the Celebrity scoop on Star one oh five point seven.

Speaker 5 (20:39):
Well, this is one of those moments I get to
report really happy news in the scoop. Full House Star
Dave Coolier has beaten cancer. Oh, this is such an
awesome story. He made the announcement yesterday, declaring he was
found cancer free after being diagnosed in October last year
with stage three non Hodgkin lymphoma. Dave completed and his

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chemo treatments back in February. This is according to a
new interview that came out yesterday with Parade. A lot
of his co stars celebrating as well. Candace Cameron Beret writing,
Dave is cancer free. Join me in celebrating this amazing news.
Let's shower him with all the love in the world.
This is very cool as well. Shortly after this announcement

(21:22):
came out, John Stamos actually posted to his Instagram stories
and posted the video of the FaceTime where he learned
the big news.

Speaker 11 (21:31):
Last night, while I was at Disney World, Dave facetimed
me with some wonderful news. I tried to screen record it,
and of course I didn't have the microphone.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
On or whatever.

Speaker 11 (21:40):
So I will tell you like this, I am. I'm
overwhelmed with joy and gratitude to share that my dear
friend Dave has beaten cancer. He fought like how, with
strength and heart and true to form. Dave a whole
lot of humor.

Speaker 5 (21:55):
It's really cool. He went through six rounds of chemo.
You'll remember all of his hair, and that's when Stamels
wore a bald cap and solidarity with them. So great
news for Dave Coolier cancer free.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
If you can fetch your person who just exudes positivity
through something that negative and that difficult, Dave Gulia is
right there for it.

Speaker 5 (22:15):
So I don't know if you've been keeping up on
this chapel Rone drama. The singer has lit a fighter
under some moms after she made these comments in the
Call Her Daddy podcast.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
My friends who have kids are in hell. I don't
know anyone.

Speaker 8 (22:32):
I actually don't know anyone who's like happy and has
children at this age.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
I have like like a.

Speaker 5 (22:39):
One year old, like three year old, four and under
five and under.

Speaker 10 (22:43):
I literally have not met anyone who's happy, anyone who
has like light in their eyes, anyone who has who
has slept.

Speaker 5 (22:49):
Yeah, there was a lot of backlash, people writing things
like may the friendship of narcissistic childless women with no
sense of loyalty ever find me? Another one adding this
is why only vent about parenting to other mom friends
who get it. Her viewpoint is so out of touch
and disappointing. We need to celebrate motherhood well now, if

(23:10):
you're looking yesterday, there's been a kind of a change
in commentary for moms, who said, listen. First of all,
she said people her age, so she's obviously discussing friends
of hers and very young moms, which can be hard.
They said, instead of going at chapel for these remarks,
how about we turned this into an actual discussion of
why moms seem so unhappy and so stressed out? Could

(23:33):
it be that this world is just not designed to
support mothers. It's really fascinating. It's kind of a fifty
to fifty split. This morning, looking through commentary about this, I.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Just appreciated that she said the light in their eyes,
Like I haven't met a single mom with kids who's
got anything behind the eyes at all.

Speaker 5 (23:51):
Finally, a comedy giant is headed to the d this
Friday for the Giant Tigers home opener at Comerica Park.
Pretty stoked about this. Keegan Michael Key You will, of
course know him from the legendary sketch series Key and Peel.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
Let's take roll here, Jake Quallin w's Jake quailin Utt.
You know Jake Quallen here?

Speaker 3 (24:12):
Uh?

Speaker 11 (24:12):
Do you mean Jacqueline?

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Okay? So that's how it's gonna be.

Speaker 5 (24:16):
He is a Detroit native. He was born and raised
in Detroit. You've seen him at countless Lions games. He's
got mad love for the Motor City. It's been announced
he is going to be at the game. He's throwing
out the ceremonial first pitch this Friday as the Tigers
face the White Sox at Comerica Park.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
But this is cool.

Speaker 5 (24:34):
You know, they do a ton of black parties all
around the city and he is actually looking to be
traveling to a bunch of them to just hang out
with fans.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Such a good Detroit native.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
Honestly, that sketch that you played that clip from has
made me call every single person named Aaron aa Ron.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
I think everybody does all right.

Speaker 5 (24:51):
All your celeb scoop at West Michigan Star Dot cost showing.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
A fine point seven these time to battle, and we're
going to send you today with battle at the sexies.
You give us the top fans, We're gonna send you
to see someone extremely funny.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
Oh this is Nicky Glazer.

Speaker 5 (25:05):
She's incredible. She's on Golden Globe hosting. Her sense of
humor is off the charts. She's coming to Soaring Eagle
Casino and Resort, Saturday, May twenty fourth. That's already sold out,
So this is it? Six one six, four five eight,
one oh five seven. We've got one hundred men surveyed.
Name something on a woman's body she changes the color of.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
I'm just gonna give a big hint right here, because
clothes is somehow not on this list of top answer Schmidia.

Speaker 5 (25:30):
Oh okay, I won't only think of like one appropriate thing,
so be cautious. Four five eight, one oh five seven.
We are looking for caller seven. One hundred men surveyed
names something on a woman's body she changes.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
The color of. You can be headed to stay.

Speaker 5 (25:45):
Niki Glazer on Star one O five seven, Good morning Star.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Who's this, Angela? Angela? Where are you calling from today?

Speaker 7 (25:53):
I'm calling from Grand Armas.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
All right, Angela, let's try and get you these tickets
to go see commedia. Nicky Glazier, all you gotta do
is tell me when one hundred women, or excuse me,
when one hundred men were asked to name something on
a woman's body that she will change the.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
Color up or might change the color up.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
What do you think the top answer is fingernails. Fingernails? Yeah, great,
guess that's where I was thinking too. But nails is
the number four most common answer. I'm sorry, Angela, oh bummer?

Speaker 1 (26:18):
All right, thank you? Hi Star? Who's this, Jessica? Where
you're calling from today? All right? I just got a
good guess.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
When one hundred men were asked to name something on
a woman's body she might change the color of. I
just heard nails, which was the number four most common answer,
but not the top one.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
What do you think it is?

Speaker 10 (26:36):
Hair?

Speaker 1 (26:37):
You're going hair?

Speaker 12 (26:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (26:38):
What went hair too? That's the number two most common answer.
I'm sorry, Oh, okay, Hi Starr, who's this?

Speaker 5 (26:45):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (26:45):
This is Alex?

Speaker 1 (26:46):
Is it hair? Hang on? Hang out? You said your
name is Alex. It is all right, Alex.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
I got one hundred men who have been asked to
name something on a woman's body that she might change
the color of, and hair was the number two most
common answer. That one was just guessed, and nails was
the number four most common answer. I'm gonna help you
out here, all right. You're you're looking at a woman's face.
Name something she might put on it that would change

(27:13):
the color of something on her faceptick lipstick.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
How often do you find yourself wearing lipstick? Every day?

Speaker 2 (27:20):
Every day changes the color ever so slightly. Right, there
you go, and that's why it's the top answer.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Way to go.

Speaker 10 (27:28):
Yes, it.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Was lipstick, followed by your hair.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
Then skin and nails, rounding out those top four answers. Congratulations,
I get Nicky Glazier. This is gonna be a blast cool. Definitely,
we'll get you in for those laps as well as
we get you more tickets tomorrow. Battle of the Sexies
eight fifteen. Right here on Star War fiveform, it's.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Good morning to you. It's back and Schmitty.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
And you know what I think every parent can relate
to this, The idea that when your kids want something,
whether it you know, be Christmas maybe or their birthday,
whatever it is, and you don't want to get it
for him because it's just something that they don't need
or that you don't think is an important gift for
their lives.

Speaker 3 (28:13):
Well, kids have no idea how much things cost exactly.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
So my son turning ten years old over the weekend
turned ten on Sunday and it was awesome, But what
was he asking his mom and I for Pokemon?

Speaker 3 (28:23):
Poke?

Speaker 12 (28:23):
Mom?

Speaker 2 (28:24):
Pokemon Pokemon and then literally like the night before his birthday,
he's listing out things. Of course Pokemon was number one,
and then he's like a dirt bike and I just
started cackling, laughing or whatever, and I said, I might
get that dirt bike right after I get your sister's bunny.
And he's like, it could be a used dirt bike.
So obviously I'm not getting my kid anything like this.
And I didn't want to get him Pokemon. I didn't

(28:45):
want to get him new screens. I didn't want to
get any of that stuff. So I took a gamble, Schmidty,
And I want to know whether or not you have
ever just gone completely left field on a big gift
for somebody and just hoped that it would pay off
because we.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
Got my son. I'm the guitar.

Speaker 3 (29:01):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
He has never asked for a guitar. He has never
expressed interest in playing an instrument. Really okay, but he
does like to sing. He sings like crazy, and some
of his favorite artists he likes. He really likes Zach Bryan,
he really likes Noa Khan. Noah Kan's like one of
his favorites for sure. And I just thought the life
is full of people who are mediocre singers and play

(29:24):
an acoustic guitar mildly well, and they.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Enjoy it for their entire lives.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
It's a hobby that you can have and a passion
you can have that you can take with you, and
you don't have to be the world's best to enjoy it.

Speaker 5 (29:34):
I'm more impressed you want to listen to your child
learn an instrument again.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
I think I'm trying to live vicariously through him. Ah,
because when I was young, I desperately wanted a guitar.

Speaker 5 (29:44):
You were the wonderwall guy at a party that for
some reason, nobody would sit next to.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
I wish I could have been that somebody.

Speaker 3 (29:50):
Invited back with this guitar.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
I wish I had the talent to be that guy
at the bonfire or the party's ready, but I couldn't
even be that. So now I'm trying to do it
with my and he loved it. He's freaking out about it.
He came home and he told us about how on
Monday they do their weekend shout outs, and he talked
about how happy he was his parents got him a guitar.
He came home and he's like, can we do our

(30:13):
first lesson? Can we do our first lesson? Because I
got him, it's like a beginner thing. I mean, I
didn't spend money on this, and all I kept thinking
was like, I'm so happy that this isn't video games
or Pokemon.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
That's all I kept.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
Saying to myself that this is not video games or Pokemon,
and it could potentially become something that he loves for life,
even if more than likely we all know that it's
probably going to collect dust in the corner of his room.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
With a pure money back.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
Maybe I go to I go to my wife immediately
say hey, if it doesn't work out, I guess Charlotte's
going to give the guitar to go.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
I'll just give it to the other kid. Somebody's going
to be playing Wonder Walshminny Okay in my house. I
need to hear it, that's all.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
It's a bold move.

Speaker 6 (30:55):
Sometimes because I get.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
Wow, Well, help bush you through this morning feeling good?
It's maggo Schmitty on Stawino five point.

Speaker 3 (31:05):
Well, let's talk moms.

Speaker 5 (31:06):
We love a good mom hack and this woman is hysterical.
Alex anguish is what she goes by on TikTok and
her video of club sleep has gone viral more than
two million likes millions of views. She says, this is
how we make bedtime happen.

Speaker 3 (31:26):
Yo sleep, all.

Speaker 9 (31:27):
Right, I let's fly up right here, keep me seeing
a file?

Speaker 3 (31:30):
And where you going in your bed?

Speaker 9 (31:32):
In your name Charley?

Speaker 3 (31:34):
And what are you gonna do there?

Speaker 1 (31:36):
All right? Lay in your bed?

Speaker 3 (31:38):
Possibly go to sleep?

Speaker 8 (31:39):
Yes, all right, come on back.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
You're gonna get a pack.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
Down first right.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
Next door, right, every good jager.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
It's incredible.

Speaker 5 (31:50):
They're in aviator glasses, full bodyguard suits. She's got her
sister with her, the fun aunt full pat down into
the rooms. And when you reach the comments, these moms
are like, there's no way, she said.

Speaker 3 (32:03):
Absolutely.

Speaker 5 (32:04):
Once my kids hit club sleep, we never see them
for the rest of the night.

Speaker 3 (32:09):
Give it a try.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
That's awesome, it's brilliant.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
They're so good. That's how you make.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
Parenthood fun, right, Smettie, this is just a wild coincidence
that I would I just think is so cool. When
you meet somebody that has the same birthday as Yo, SCHMDDI,
you like form that instant connection almost right, Well, imagine
it being your best friend that you've lived next door
with for more than forty years, and you're celebrating your

(32:34):
one hundred and first birthdays together.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
This is wild. Two next door neighbors literally share a wall,
Josie Church and Anne Wallace Hadrill, both celebrating their one
hundred first birthdays two day April first. The women have
actually lived side by shide since the nineteen eighties about
forty years, formed a deep friendship after their husbands passed away,

(32:58):
been super active canntinued on with creative pursuits. Church was
actually a wartime nurse in the early days of the
National Health of Service, and Anne was a former Oxford
University English teacher and a World War Two radio mechanic
who actually was just recently honored with the Royal Navy
Service Medal. But these two centreenarian schmitty are going to

(33:19):
be celebrating their big day today with their neighbors, who
obviously they just described as being one big, happy family
with this in there. What I want to know is
if anyone believes them when they tell people today, oh, yeah,
we both turned one hundred and one today, would.

Speaker 3 (33:34):
You have like a license or a burster today?

Speaker 2 (33:37):
They have to whip it because nobody's going to believe
that on April fools Day, smiddy, not a chance, feeling
good coming at you. A couple times a day, I
always want to tell you about something incredible going on
on our world. We do it for you every day
and including tomorrow, six forty five and nine twenty here
on Star

Speaker 4 (33:50):
Mack and Schmidty in the morning weekday, starting at six
am on Star one oh five point seven
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