April 1, 2025 • 9 mins
Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughter with The Jubal Show's Phone Pranks segment! In this episode, Jubal pulls off two side-splitting pranks that will leave you in stitches. First, we have Casey, who gets a call from a very serious "PETA" representative accusing him of avian vehicular assault. Listen as Casey tries to defend himself against absurd accusations and a viral social media campaign threatening to cancel him.
Next, we dive into the chaos of Nick's engagement ring disaster. Nick receives a call from a jeweler with a noisy pet goat named Jimmy, who supposedly ate his engagement ring. Hear Nick's frustration and disbelief as he navigates this bizarre situation, only to find out it's all a prank set up by his brother.
Tune in for these hilarious and outrageous phone pranks that showcase Jubal's comedic genius and the lengths he'll go to for a good laugh. Don't miss out on the fun, only on 96.7 KISS FM!
Next, we dive into the chaos of Nick's engagement ring disaster. Nick receives a call from a jeweler with a noisy pet goat named Jimmy, who supposedly ate his engagement ring. Hear Nick's frustration and disbelief as he navigates this bizarre situation, only to find out it's all a prank set up by his brother.
Tune in for these hilarious and outrageous phone pranks that showcase Jubal's comedic genius and the lengths he'll go to for a good laugh. Don't miss out on the fun, only on 96.7 KISS FM!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
He's another jubile phone crank weekday mornings on the twenties
on Hello, enjoy your last day on the job. Sorry,
I said, enjoy your last day at work, Enjoy your
(00:21):
last day having a house, Enjoy your last day having friends.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Well, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Who is this?
Speaker 3 (00:27):
I think you might have the right.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Yeah, this is him.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
My name is Pete Eakins Pets, and I tracked you down.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Okay, I'm a little You caught me at a disadvantage here.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yeah, you want to talk about what happened the other day?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
What happened the other day when you ran down that bird?
I'm sorry?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
What when you assaulted that bird while you were driving?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
You want to talk about it?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
When I assaulted a bird? Learn bird hit my vehicular Amienview.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
My name is Pete Eakins, and I am from the
local chapter of PETA And it was going over records
from some of the vets the other day.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
And do you think that's funny.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
You're from PETA. Yeah, I think that's hilarious. You're from PETA.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Yes, I am People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals
And I was going over some VET reports from the
other day from all the local vets and guess whose
name popped up?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Yours?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Was I the lucky one?
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Avian vehicular assault.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Vehicular assault. No, what happened was a bird flew into
my windshield and then I took it to a vet.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Okay, you expect me to believe that a bird just
flew into your windshield like they're just flying around into cars.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Yeah, genius, glass is clear. I mean, it happens all
the time, birds hit cars. It's an imperfect world we
live in. And I did what I could. I got
out of the car, stopped what I was doing, took
the bird to a vet, tried to save it. Did
save it? Actually, So why are you on my phone?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Four hundred thousand views already of what of your face?
On our social media account? Because you're getting canceled?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Four hundred thousand views? What what did you do?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
It's up to five hundred thousand views now in just
about ten minutes.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
A video of me. Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
A picture of you with all the details of what
you did, is now going viral on the internet and
you will be canceled before the end of the day.
So pack you're can get out of the office.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
You're trying to get me canceled because I tried to
save a bird.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
No, because you attacked a bird with your car.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
And I hope your boss hasn't checked their email yet,
because they've got a nice little email from us in
their inbox about all the nasty things you've ever done.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
You emailed my.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Boss and his boss' boss, and a more single person
in your company actually, with details of how you attacked
that bird.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
You emailed everyone in my company, everybody in your company,
and everybody I know that you've ever talked to, including
your parents and nothing here. I'm going to find out
who you are, where you are, and you were going
to regret this.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Just like that little bird you attacked.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
It didn't talk a bird man, It hit my car.
It happens every day. You know what, you don't do
whatever the hell it is you need to do your
Peter thing or whatever your bunnies. I don't know what
the hell you people do. Leave me out of it.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
What did you say I do with bunnies.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
It's been your bunnies, probably because you probably bunny.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Actually, this is Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone prank on you and your girlfriend Sarah say you
wait what it's a joke. She said that you accidentally
hit a bird the other day and took it to
the event, and she wanted to mess with you. Dude.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
I actually I really believed you for a minute. I
was starting to sweat, like right now, wait thought that.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Every morning with the two volt phone pranks weekday.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Mornings on that twenty to bull phone.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Frank weekday mornings on the twenties only onety six seven,
kiss that thumb.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Hello, be quiet, Jimmy, Jimmy, quiet down. You're the reason
I'm having to call yullo.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Stop it, Jimmy. Hello, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello Hello.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Jimmy, stop hello, I'm so sorry. Hi is this Nick?
Speaker 4 (04:30):
What is this?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Hi hello Nick?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Hi? How are you?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
My name is Peteek and some call from jewelry. Uh,
we got your engagement ring in here being cleaned Yeah, Jimmy,
you're the reason that I'm having to call. I'm sorry,
sorry about that. He's quiet now, go ahead. So so, yes,
your engagement ring is in here being cleaned up because
you got the big proposal.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Coming up here. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Two days, two days great, two days okay.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
So I just calling with an update there on your ring. Jimmy. Okay,
you made me like kind of nervous. You get me
kind of nervous. But is e anything good? Is it
gonna be ready?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Like?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
What are you calling me for? Is it good?
Speaker 4 (05:19):
I don't know who Jimmy is, but like, well just
stop for two seconds.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
It's like really irritating.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
If Jimmy would behave I wouldn't be making this phone call.
So anyway, so your proposal is in two days. Huh.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
You probably got plans and everything for that. Huh. It's
gonna be a huge it's like a camera guy, it's
gonna be really open.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Oh that's marvelous. So I'm calling because we may not
have the ring ready in time.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
At this point. Are you wait a minute?
Speaker 4 (05:51):
When I got this off, you guys told me that.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
The date they would be ready, and I'm not happy
to have it. Yeah, he's not happy at all. He's
not talking to it right now. Be quiet, Jimmy. I'm
so sorry. No, no, yeah, Jimmy.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
When I drop the ring off you, I said I
need to have.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
It by a certain time because I'm I have this
huge proposal going on, and you guaranteed me that it
would be ready. So when I dropped the ring off,
you guys told me it will be ready at a
certain time. I have this huge thing.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
What is that sound?
Speaker 4 (06:27):
You're in a barn?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Jimmy, what is that sound? That's Jimmy my pet goat?
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Okay, why do you okay, you have a pet goat?
Don't tell me?
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Don't you? Don't you tell me that to donate my ring?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Is that's not coming out of your mouth?
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Is that coming out of your mouth?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Will you ask? So it's not the goat? Tell me
this is not on the goat? You asked me? Is
that what you're saying? It's Jimmy's fault?
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Does Jimmy my ring?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Go hear my ring?
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Why to go in a jewelry time? Well, you know,
are you kidding me? Sometimes they let you take your
pets to work here, and Jimmy, yeah, I don't go
even a bet like I don't listen.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Is it gonna So I'm gonna give my girlfriend, uh
My friance a ring.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
The head goats in it.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Well, you know, hopefully it passes and we can find it,
but I.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Am willing to let me on disgusting to that quiet.
I'm sorry to go down.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Listen, get the goat out of Get the goat out
of the room.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
I do not if I.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Hear that goat that and one more time, wherever the
hell the goat sounds are, I'm going to lose my Okay,
so get to goat. Just take the goat out. And
how are we gonna get my ring in two cases? Okay,
you're telling me the goat ate my ring?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Get outside?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Please take you Jimmy outside for just what kind of what.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Are you running?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Sorry?
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Totally like you go to assistant, he said.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
He take notes like why are your goat?
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Why your goat near rings? I don't get it?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Why?
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Why is this?
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Okay, I understand that you're upset.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
I've had you don't understand because I have a ring
up a goat. I'm not going to get it two days.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
I'm I'm not going to get it in days. I'm never.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
I'm going to write the worse ye review. I'm going
to write every review online.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
I'm going to trash this breaking place.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
I'm so why because this is Nick, this is actually
Dubil from the Jubeil Show doing a phone brank on
you and your brother say you it's oh, I'm my brother.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Why didn't my brother?
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Oh my god, my rings not No, it's not.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
He said that you're proposing to your girlfriend in a
couple of days and wanted to Yeah, and today my.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Brother so dead.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
I'm going to get him back.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Oh man, this is like, oh my, this is like
so ridiculous. I cannot believe he did it. I'm getting
on pay back, is it?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
We thought every morning with a ju Bolt Pone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties,
He's another jubile phone crank weekday mornings on the twenties
on Hello, enjoy your last day on the job. Sorry,
I said, enjoy your last day at work, Enjoy your
(00:21):
last day having a house, Enjoy your last day having friends.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Well, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Who is this?
Speaker 3 (00:27):
I think you might have the right.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Yeah, this is him.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
My name is Pete Eakins Pets, and I tracked you down.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Okay, I'm a little You caught me at a disadvantage here.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yeah, you want to talk about what happened the other day?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
What happened the other day when you ran down that bird?
I'm sorry?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
What when you assaulted that bird while you were driving?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
You want to talk about it?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
When I assaulted a bird? Learn bird hit my vehicular Amienview.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
My name is Pete Eakins, and I am from the
local chapter of PETA And it was going over records
from some of the vets the other day.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
And do you think that's funny.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
You're from PETA. Yeah, I think that's hilarious. You're from PETA.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Yes, I am People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals
And I was going over some VET reports from the
other day from all the local vets and guess whose
name popped up?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Yours?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Was I the lucky one?
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Avian vehicular assault.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Vehicular assault. No, what happened was a bird flew into
my windshield and then I took it to a vet.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Okay, you expect me to believe that a bird just
flew into your windshield like they're just flying around into cars.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Yeah, genius, glass is clear. I mean, it happens all
the time, birds hit cars. It's an imperfect world we
live in. And I did what I could. I got
out of the car, stopped what I was doing, took
the bird to a vet, tried to save it. Did
save it? Actually, So why are you on my phone?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Four hundred thousand views already of what of your face?
On our social media account? Because you're getting canceled?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Four hundred thousand views? What what did you do?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
It's up to five hundred thousand views now in just
about ten minutes.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
A video of me. Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
A picture of you with all the details of what
you did, is now going viral on the internet and
you will be canceled before the end of the day.
So pack you're can get out of the office.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
You're trying to get me canceled because I tried to
save a bird.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
No, because you attacked a bird with your car.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
And I hope your boss hasn't checked their email yet,
because they've got a nice little email from us in
their inbox about all the nasty things you've ever done.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
You emailed my.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Boss and his boss' boss, and a more single person
in your company actually, with details of how you attacked
that bird.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
You emailed everyone in my company, everybody in your company,
and everybody I know that you've ever talked to, including
your parents and nothing here. I'm going to find out
who you are, where you are, and you were going
to regret this.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Just like that little bird you attacked.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
It didn't talk a bird man, It hit my car.
It happens every day. You know what, you don't do
whatever the hell it is you need to do your
Peter thing or whatever your bunnies. I don't know what
the hell you people do. Leave me out of it.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
What did you say I do with bunnies.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
It's been your bunnies, probably because you probably bunny.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Actually, this is Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone prank on you and your girlfriend Sarah say you
wait what it's a joke. She said that you accidentally
hit a bird the other day and took it to
the event, and she wanted to mess with you. Dude.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
I actually I really believed you for a minute. I
was starting to sweat, like right now, wait thought that.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Every morning with the two volt phone pranks weekday.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Mornings on that twenty to bull phone.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Frank weekday mornings on the twenties only onety six seven,
kiss that thumb.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Hello, be quiet, Jimmy, Jimmy, quiet down. You're the reason
I'm having to call yullo.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Stop it, Jimmy. Hello, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello Hello.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Jimmy, stop hello, I'm so sorry. Hi is this Nick?
Speaker 4 (04:30):
What is this?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Hi hello Nick?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Hi? How are you?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
My name is Peteek and some call from jewelry. Uh,
we got your engagement ring in here being cleaned Yeah, Jimmy,
you're the reason that I'm having to call. I'm sorry,
sorry about that. He's quiet now, go ahead. So so, yes,
your engagement ring is in here being cleaned up because
you got the big proposal.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Coming up here. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Two days, two days great, two days okay.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
So I just calling with an update there on your ring. Jimmy. Okay,
you made me like kind of nervous. You get me
kind of nervous. But is e anything good? Is it
gonna be ready?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Like?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
What are you calling me for? Is it good?
Speaker 4 (05:19):
I don't know who Jimmy is, but like, well just
stop for two seconds.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
It's like really irritating.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
If Jimmy would behave I wouldn't be making this phone call.
So anyway, so your proposal is in two days. Huh.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
You probably got plans and everything for that. Huh. It's
gonna be a huge it's like a camera guy, it's
gonna be really open.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Oh that's marvelous. So I'm calling because we may not
have the ring ready in time.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
At this point. Are you wait a minute?
Speaker 4 (05:51):
When I got this off, you guys told me that.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
The date they would be ready, and I'm not happy
to have it. Yeah, he's not happy at all. He's
not talking to it right now. Be quiet, Jimmy. I'm
so sorry. No, no, yeah, Jimmy.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
When I drop the ring off you, I said I
need to have.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
It by a certain time because I'm I have this
huge proposal going on, and you guaranteed me that it
would be ready. So when I dropped the ring off,
you guys told me it will be ready at a
certain time. I have this huge thing.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
What is that sound?
Speaker 4 (06:27):
You're in a barn?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Jimmy, what is that sound? That's Jimmy my pet goat?
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Okay, why do you okay, you have a pet goat?
Don't tell me?
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Don't you? Don't you tell me that to donate my ring?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Is that's not coming out of your mouth?
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Is that coming out of your mouth?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Will you ask? So it's not the goat? Tell me
this is not on the goat? You asked me? Is
that what you're saying? It's Jimmy's fault?
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Does Jimmy my ring?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Go hear my ring?
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Why to go in a jewelry time? Well, you know,
are you kidding me? Sometimes they let you take your
pets to work here, and Jimmy, yeah, I don't go
even a bet like I don't listen.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Is it gonna So I'm gonna give my girlfriend, uh
My friance a ring.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
The head goats in it.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Well, you know, hopefully it passes and we can find it,
but I.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Am willing to let me on disgusting to that quiet.
I'm sorry to go down.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Listen, get the goat out of Get the goat out
of the room.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
I do not if I.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Hear that goat that and one more time, wherever the
hell the goat sounds are, I'm going to lose my Okay,
so get to goat. Just take the goat out. And
how are we gonna get my ring in two cases? Okay,
you're telling me the goat ate my ring?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Get outside?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Please take you Jimmy outside for just what kind of what.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Are you running?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Sorry?
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Totally like you go to assistant, he said.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
He take notes like why are your goat?
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Why your goat near rings? I don't get it?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Why?
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Why is this?
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Okay, I understand that you're upset.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
I've had you don't understand because I have a ring
up a goat. I'm not going to get it two days.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
I'm I'm not going to get it in days. I'm never.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
I'm going to write the worse ye review. I'm going
to write every review online.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
I'm going to trash this breaking place.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
I'm so why because this is Nick, this is actually
Dubil from the Jubeil Show doing a phone brank on
you and your brother say you it's oh, I'm my brother.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Why didn't my brother?
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Oh my god, my rings not No, it's not.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
He said that you're proposing to your girlfriend in a
couple of days and wanted to Yeah, and today my.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Brother so dead.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
I'm going to get him back.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Oh man, this is like, oh my, this is like
so ridiculous. I cannot believe he did it. I'm getting
on pay back, is it?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
We thought every morning with a ju Bolt Pone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties,
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