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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone crank weekday mornings on the twenties
on Hello.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Hi, this is Trevor calling from BMW. I was looking
for our customer, Natalie.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Yeah, this is Natalie. Is it done my car?
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
So yeah, I'm calling to update you a little bit
on your vehicle that was here for an oil change.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Yeah, it should be done right.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Well okay, so with the oil change, technically, yes, is done,
but like there's a bunch of other problems that have
since come up with your vehicle.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
I just brought it him for an old change. What
do you mean problem?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Well, do you like Sherbert?
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Sherbert like ice cream?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah, I like Sherbert. I like Sherbet a lot. I
like Sherbert more than Sorbets. Like there's all kinds of
flavors of Srbert.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
You know. Okay, I don't know why we're talking about Subert,
but you said there's some problems with the car, okay.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
So yeah, well there's like the electrical system in your car,
which is like most of the car, you know, is
completely ruined.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
So how is that possible? Subert Surbert? That has nothing
to do with my I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Okay, So I'm just gonna go ahead and put it
out there before I tell you, just because you know,
like I know, things can be stressful right now, and
you know, just the world and whatever. I'm gonna ask
that you practice patients with me.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Okay, So you're you're telling me that my one hundred
and thirty thousand dollars car is now has an electric
system ruined by.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Sherbert, and you're telling me to be tom. Is that
what you're telling me?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Well, yeah, because I just wanted to explain to you
how it happened. So basically, after the oil change was done,
I took it for a little bit of a spin
to make sure that the.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Oil change took.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Okay, I took it to my favorite Sherbert joint. I
don't know if you have any Sherbert joints that you like,
but like I know, if you'd like me to give
you some Sherbert joints where you can go, I.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Don't need I don't need to know about them.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
What what is wrong with my car? What happened?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
I spilled Sherbert all in your electrical system?
Speaker 5 (02:40):
What? How?
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Why have you never eaten Sherbet in a car before?
First of all, why are you taking my car do
goot Sherbert when you're just supposed to be checking the
old change, which you don't really need to do.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
So that was ridiculous to begin with.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
The girl that I was on a date with, I
was I took for.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
A date just a Sugbert.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
I've taken five hours to get my car back, just.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
The afternoon Subert date.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I was trying to impress her because I'm a mechanic
here now, and like I open up the hood of
the car and I was going through the electrical system
and then like somehow I dropped my Subert everywhere, and
so like there's sugar.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
First of all, you shouldn't be on a date when
you're working. Second, you definitely shouldn't be taken my car
on a date, or third eating Subert in my car.
My car should have been done like three hours ago.
It's not four hours ago. And now you're telling me
that my one hundred and thirty thousand dollars car has
an electric SI's a problem because you took my car
on a date with a girl you're trying to have
impress because of this job that you have, and you're
(03:40):
taking her to eat Sherbert on a date.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
My car is actually an excellent recap of what happened.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Yeah, I don't want to recount.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
I want my car fix and I'm not paying for it.
I'm very, very mad at this, and I've been coming
to you. You guys, you've always done my old change,
and I've never.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Had this problem before.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
I feel about it, and I'm prepared to offer you
a twenty five dollars gift card to my favorite Sherbert
joint so you can get some Sherbert on me.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Herbert, a twenty five dollars gift card for Sherbert. You
talk about Sherbert, We just shut up about Sherbert. I'm
part of hearing about Serbert.
Speaker 6 (04:15):
All right, Well, then I'll let you know that this
is actually a jewel from the Jewel Show doing a
phone prank on you and your husband set you up.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
My husband is a joke.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Is my car messed up with Sherbert?
Speaker 6 (04:26):
No, he said that you took your car in today
to be serviced and it's your baby and you wanted
to mess with you.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Oh my god, I am going to kill him. Yeah,
you know what, he's not getting dinner for.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
The next three days.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
He's not getting food at.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
All, not even Sherbert.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
No, no, no, I'm.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Not doing that either, for sure.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
Wait out every morning with a two bull phone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
It's another two bull phone prank weekday mornings on the
twenties only on ninety sixty seven. Kiss that.
Speaker 6 (04:59):
Then, Hello James todd Sparks here. Sorry who todd Sparks? Yes,
the todd Sparks. I work down in accounting. Welcome to
the office.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Thanks.
Speaker 6 (05:21):
I know you're probably freaking out. Yeah, what do you mean, Well,
you're probably freaking out. I'd imagine it's got to be
shocking for you.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
Yeah, because well, I mean, do you know something about it?
I'm missing my like all my computer equipment has gone
from my desk, and yeah, I'm what do you know
about this?
Speaker 6 (05:42):
Well, the reason I was saying you're probably freaking out
is because, yes, I'm that todd Sparks.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
I work here as well.
Speaker 6 (05:50):
You probably know me from my books todd Sparks Putting
the Spark Back in Your Life and my follow up
to that, todd Sparks Spark Up another one, and then
my Guide to Manifesting your part working Spot wherever you want,
Todd sparks sparking in the rear.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Huh, great, Tod.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Do you know what I also.
Speaker 6 (06:08):
Work here in accounting and I do motivational speaking as well. Yes,
So I don't know if you have it's in one
of my conferences or something like that.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
But yeah, nice to meet you.
Speaker 6 (06:16):
I figured i'd give you a call welcome you to
the office.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
Well, I appreciate that, top of right now and sort
of in a bind.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
So it seems that.
Speaker 6 (06:24):
You're having problems because your keyboard and mouse are missing
and you've got a report coming up today.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Yeah, yes, and you know that. How do you know that?
Speaker 6 (06:35):
Well, because I just wanted to start off our relationship
with a little bit of a lesson that keyboard and
that mouse.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
James, it's inside you. What Tod?
Speaker 5 (06:49):
Did you see?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
You're asking if I took your stuff?
Speaker 6 (06:54):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (06:55):
Did you take my stuff?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Yes? I did? Yes, I did. Why?
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Well?
Speaker 6 (07:00):
I thought why because I figured it's always good to
learn how to overcome adversity in our own personal battles
and in our professional struggles as well. And it seems
like today your struggle might be that you've got a
report coming up and you need that keyboard and mouse.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Yes, I do, and if you have it, that'd be great.
I can learn this lesson about the importance of material
possessions in the cosmic Karnik, whatever the heck you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
In a second.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
I just need those now so I can submit my report,
because this is the first major piece that I have
here at the company.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
And that's got to be stressful for you. James.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
Yeah, I'm very stressed. I'm very stressed, especially knowing that
where's accounting? Sorry, want to say, Kerry, where's the accounting office?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Go ahead, Todd, and that's great. I've also spoken to
Are you there, James? Yes, third floor? Okay, I'm coming.
What are you looking for? I'm looking for you, Todd.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
I'm coming to find you.
Speaker 6 (08:04):
Finding me, James isn't going to find you. And that's
the kind of stuff you'll get in my books out.
I'll give you a couple to day later on. I'll
leave on your desk.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Okay, that wants the stairwell, Todd.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
I don't know who you think you are and why
you think it's cool to mess with people who are
new to the job that is very important to them.
And I'm going to find you today and we will
get this sorted out and then moving forward. I need
my stuff check and submit this report so I don't
get fired on the second day of my new job.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
And let's see you do, James, Let's see you do.
You get fired.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
No better way to put a spark back in your
life than with a fire.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
And you're saying, okay, so you sabotage me first, because Todd,
I'm coming downstairs, and honestly, I don't even care, because
if I don't get my back, I'm going to lose
my job. If I do get my back, I'm going
to take the keyboard and letna shove it so far
that the books.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
That you keep spouting out of your mouth are going
to fall out of.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
The front of your face so that you die.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
How about that? That's park inspiration to you?
Speaker 6 (09:14):
And well, then, James, I'll just let you know that
this is actually Jubil from the Jebel Show doing a
phone prank on you and your coworker Carrie is actually
the one that set you up. She's got your keyboard
and mouse and she said to you had a big report,
your first big one, and she wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Oh my god, dude, I am, I'm on the stairwell.
I'm a chief. Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (09:41):
We thought that every morning with a two voltone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties,