April 8, 2025 • 9 mins
Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughter with The Jubal Show's Phone Pranks segment! In this episode, Jubal takes on two unsuspecting victims with his outrageous and side-splitting pranks. First, we have Emma, who is already frustrated with her missing package and endless hold times. Jubal, posing as a customer service representative with a serious case of squirrel brain, drives her up the wall with his bizarre tangents about socks and hot air balloons. Will Emma ever get her tracking number sorted out, or will she lose her mind first?
Next, Jubal transforms into Juniper, a creepy exterminator who claims to be living in the walls of his victim's house. Listen as he freaks out his target with talk of eradicating vermin and coming out of the walls at night. The reactions are priceless, and the laughter is non-stop. Don't miss this episode of The Jubal Show's Phone Pranks, where the pranks are wild, and the laughs are guaranteed!
Next, Jubal transforms into Juniper, a creepy exterminator who claims to be living in the walls of his victim's house. Listen as he freaks out his target with talk of eradicating vermin and coming out of the walls at night. The reactions are priceless, and the laughter is non-stop. Don't miss this episode of The Jubal Show's Phone Pranks, where the pranks are wild, and the laughs are guaranteed!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Another intuber phone crank weekday mornings on the twenties only
on ninety six seven Kiss.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Hello, Yes, Hello, my name is Ted Davidau. I'm calling
from and I was looking for a customer named Emma
who had emailed in a complaint.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Just called a follow up on that. Yeah, all right,
this is Emma.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
I'm just really upset and pissed off because I tried
calling you guys yesterday and waited our holds for forty
five minutes, and I've looked at my tracking information apparently
doesn't exist.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
And I've been waiting.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
For my items for over two weeks and I paid expedited,
so all that money is just wasted.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Okay, So it sounds like you ordered something from us
and you had called up, but you were on hold
for a while, and it says when you put in
the track in number, it says that it's shown an era.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Yeah, it just so that, well, it just says it
doesn't It just isn't necessarily fair error.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
It just doesn't exist. So it doesn't exist.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Like when you put socks in the dryer, and you
know even noticed that sometimes you put socks in there
and then for some reason, one sock comes out. You
put two socks in, one sock comes out. Always does that.
I don't know why my dry eats socks is your
dry to eat socks?
Speaker 4 (01:20):
No, not eat?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
And then I'm walking around with unmatching socks.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I had to put on unmatched socks today, feeling pretty
off if off, and be honest.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Can you stay on task? I've wasted my time already
forty five minutes yesterday with you guys. I need to
figure out what is going on with my delivery.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Okay, yes, I'm so sorry about this. You know, sometimes
I just get to going and then my mind the
mind of a squirrel sometimes, you know, it's on the
one thing and the other, and I just got to
keep my eye on the net, and that was, you know,
there's be a little bit of a squirrel there thinking
about my socks and two socks come in the dry,
one salt comes out, got matching, mismatched sock.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Sorry, I really need you to stay on task.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
What is happening with my Sorry about that squirrel brain
kicking in again? Huh Okay, So let me just pull
up the order here. And while I do that, I
just wanted to ask you a question about do you
think that hot air balloons should be squirrel sized? I've
never seen a hot air balloon.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
About hot air balloons, I want my delivery figured out? Right?
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
See how it would be cute squirrels up there in
those little hot air balloons riding around. But I don't
think ethically that's a good thing to do, because you
know those squirrels up there, they've never been in a
hot air ballue before.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Can you get back to my delivery to please? Can
me stay on time?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yes? I don't have you stay on task? Okay, so
your delivery here? Do you have tracking number for me?
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Yes? I do, Yes, I am.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
I got my catches mid out. You want to throw
that tracking them on out to me? I will catch it? Yes,
I could catch it on a baseball field.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Okay, here comes eight, one, three.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Right, got that one down here? Just gonna type that
in see what comes up. Do you think that the
origins of pineapple on pizza was an accident or some
sort of intentional culinary revolution invention?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
By the way, can.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
You just stay on task?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
I don't want to talk about pineapple on pizza.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I just want you to stay.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
On the task, the task at hand, Yes I would. Okay,
I'm so sorry about that. That squirrel brain kicking in again.
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
My grandma used to say I got the attention span
of a gnat on Toski. By the way, nats spelled
g n a T. I wonder why they spelled it
that way, because it's a nat.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
I don't care. I never had a good nato, but
I've had plenty of it. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
What I've had plenty of that's delivery. Oh that's correct.
You are waiting for delivery that has not showed up. Yes, okay,
so let me see here typing in the number and
I'm gonna need to read that number to me a
game one more time.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
I got you gave me full numbers, Emma. This is actually,
this is actually Dubil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone prank on you and your husband. Tom set you up.
This is a joke. He said that you've been waiting
for a package.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
And you were on hold the other day with them
for forty five minutes and then emailed them upset.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
You wanted me to mess with you.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Oh my gosh, I'm so glad because I was going insane.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Well I'm going and singing too, trying to figure out
why to spiled it good nat when it should just
be an aid.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
This is wasted use of a chee. We thought every
morning with a jewbol phone pranks weekday mornings on the twenties.
It's another jubile phone prank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Only one six seven kiss that thumb. Hello Hei, it's Juniper.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
It's yes, yes, And I'm here and I'm ready. I've
spotted them and I've tracked them, and I'm ready to
eradicate them. Ready to what? Oh, I'm so sorry I
didn't identify where I'm calling from, did I? Sometimes I
have a tendency to do that, especially when i'm working
(05:29):
a job like this, because I get so excited about
the kill. I'm from extermination, that's control, my god.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Okay yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Oh, and I'm on your property and I've seen all
the little vermin that you have running around and I'm
ready to eradicate them.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Okay, Well, that's that's awesome. Was okay? Uh, that's fun?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Is it gonna Is it gonna take long?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
I don't know quite yet. I haven't really fully inspected
but I think it might be a little bit of
time until I've got the population fully.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Destroyed.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Okay, is there? Do I neither go anywhere or do
I need the same house? Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
No, you can stay in the house for sure. As
a matter of fact, it'd be nice to have some company.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
I'll be honest, I'm kind of confused by what you
mean by that.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Well, I mean, when I come out of the walls
at night, it might be nice to have somebody to
watch some TV with or maybe have dinner with. I'm sorry,
did you just say come out of.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
The wall that night? Yes?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Yes, at night, every once in a while, skulk out
of the wall and get a snack or something before
I go back in. Nice to have someone to watch
a little Netflix.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
With Netflix.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
And I watching Netflix. I mean, I'm there's no offense,
but I just kind of want you to just get
rid of the bugs.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
And yes, I'm going to make.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Sure that they're all eradicated and that I take my
time and make sure they pay for what they've done.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Pay for what they I you're you're you're speaking got
I mean, you're you're you're kind of weird to be out, dude.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Oh, I'm so sorry about that. There's nothing to be
worried about. I just take a lot of pride in
my job.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
I want to get you shouldn't like come out of
the walls. But you're going to be in my wall.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Oh I'm not going to be I'm already here.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
You're you're in my wall right now.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yes, I mean I'm in your wall and I'm waiting
and I'm going to take them out one by one.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Oh, you're in my walls and I don't want you there.
You sound like Jeffrey Dahmer.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
I don't. I don't like that, and you're talking about eradicating.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
I just want you out, dude.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
I'm gonna call the cops. You're correct, he didn't pay
for that. This is a service that I do for
free because I like it.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
What the I don't know what that means that I
don't like, nig You're in my walls. I want you
out now, dude. I'm about to call call the cops now.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Well, I mean before you do that.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
This is actually Jebel from the Jebel Show doing.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
A phone brank on you and your wife set you up.
It's a joke.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
She said that you guys hired an exterminator today and
she wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Oh my god, I don't.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
I'm so mad right now that.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
I want I want to laugh, but I'm so mad.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Oh my god, I I now now now maybe.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Me to laugh about it. But man, I'm just so
relieved that some weirdos not rummings around nearby type
Speaker 2 (09:10):
We thought every morning with a jubole phone pranks weekday
mornings on the twenties,
Another intuber phone crank weekday mornings on the twenties only
on ninety six seven Kiss.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Hello, Yes, Hello, my name is Ted Davidau. I'm calling
from and I was looking for a customer named Emma
who had emailed in a complaint.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Just called a follow up on that. Yeah, all right,
this is Emma.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
I'm just really upset and pissed off because I tried
calling you guys yesterday and waited our holds for forty
five minutes, and I've looked at my tracking information apparently
doesn't exist.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
And I've been waiting.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
For my items for over two weeks and I paid expedited,
so all that money is just wasted.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Okay, So it sounds like you ordered something from us
and you had called up, but you were on hold
for a while, and it says when you put in
the track in number, it says that it's shown an era.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Yeah, it just so that, well, it just says it
doesn't It just isn't necessarily fair error.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
It just doesn't exist. So it doesn't exist.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Like when you put socks in the dryer, and you
know even noticed that sometimes you put socks in there
and then for some reason, one sock comes out. You
put two socks in, one sock comes out. Always does that.
I don't know why my dry eats socks is your
dry to eat socks?
Speaker 4 (01:20):
No, not eat?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
And then I'm walking around with unmatching socks.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I had to put on unmatched socks today, feeling pretty
off if off, and be honest.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Can you stay on task? I've wasted my time already
forty five minutes yesterday with you guys. I need to
figure out what is going on with my delivery.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Okay, yes, I'm so sorry about this. You know, sometimes
I just get to going and then my mind the
mind of a squirrel sometimes, you know, it's on the
one thing and the other, and I just got to
keep my eye on the net, and that was, you know,
there's be a little bit of a squirrel there thinking
about my socks and two socks come in the dry,
one salt comes out, got matching, mismatched sock.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Sorry, I really need you to stay on task.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
What is happening with my Sorry about that squirrel brain
kicking in again? Huh Okay, So let me just pull
up the order here. And while I do that, I
just wanted to ask you a question about do you
think that hot air balloons should be squirrel sized? I've
never seen a hot air balloon.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
About hot air balloons, I want my delivery figured out? Right?
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
See how it would be cute squirrels up there in
those little hot air balloons riding around. But I don't
think ethically that's a good thing to do, because you
know those squirrels up there, they've never been in a
hot air ballue before.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Can you get back to my delivery to please? Can
me stay on time?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yes? I don't have you stay on task? Okay, so
your delivery here? Do you have tracking number for me?
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Yes? I do, Yes, I am.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
I got my catches mid out. You want to throw
that tracking them on out to me? I will catch it? Yes,
I could catch it on a baseball field.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Okay, here comes eight, one, three.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Right, got that one down here? Just gonna type that
in see what comes up. Do you think that the
origins of pineapple on pizza was an accident or some
sort of intentional culinary revolution invention?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
By the way, can.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
You just stay on task?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
I don't want to talk about pineapple on pizza.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I just want you to stay.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
On the task, the task at hand, Yes I would. Okay,
I'm so sorry about that. That squirrel brain kicking in again.
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
My grandma used to say I got the attention span
of a gnat on Toski. By the way, nats spelled
g n a T. I wonder why they spelled it
that way, because it's a nat.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
I don't care. I never had a good nato, but
I've had plenty of it. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
What I've had plenty of that's delivery. Oh that's correct.
You are waiting for delivery that has not showed up. Yes, okay,
so let me see here typing in the number and
I'm gonna need to read that number to me a
game one more time.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
I got you gave me full numbers, Emma. This is actually,
this is actually Dubil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone prank on you and your husband. Tom set you up.
This is a joke. He said that you've been waiting
for a package.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
And you were on hold the other day with them
for forty five minutes and then emailed them upset.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
You wanted me to mess with you.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Oh my gosh, I'm so glad because I was going insane.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Well I'm going and singing too, trying to figure out
why to spiled it good nat when it should just
be an aid.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
This is wasted use of a chee. We thought every
morning with a jewbol phone pranks weekday mornings on the twenties.
It's another jubile phone prank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Only one six seven kiss that thumb. Hello Hei, it's Juniper.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
It's yes, yes, And I'm here and I'm ready. I've
spotted them and I've tracked them, and I'm ready to
eradicate them. Ready to what? Oh, I'm so sorry I
didn't identify where I'm calling from, did I? Sometimes I
have a tendency to do that, especially when i'm working
(05:29):
a job like this, because I get so excited about
the kill. I'm from extermination, that's control, my god.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Okay yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Oh, and I'm on your property and I've seen all
the little vermin that you have running around and I'm
ready to eradicate them.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Okay, Well, that's that's awesome. Was okay? Uh, that's fun?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Is it gonna Is it gonna take long?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
I don't know quite yet. I haven't really fully inspected
but I think it might be a little bit of
time until I've got the population fully.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Destroyed.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Okay, is there? Do I neither go anywhere or do
I need the same house? Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
No, you can stay in the house for sure. As
a matter of fact, it'd be nice to have some company.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
I'll be honest, I'm kind of confused by what you
mean by that.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Well, I mean, when I come out of the walls
at night, it might be nice to have somebody to
watch some TV with or maybe have dinner with. I'm sorry,
did you just say come out of.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
The wall that night? Yes?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Yes, at night, every once in a while, skulk out
of the wall and get a snack or something before
I go back in. Nice to have someone to watch
a little Netflix.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
With Netflix.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
And I watching Netflix. I mean, I'm there's no offense,
but I just kind of want you to just get
rid of the bugs.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
And yes, I'm going to make.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Sure that they're all eradicated and that I take my
time and make sure they pay for what they've done.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Pay for what they I you're you're you're speaking got
I mean, you're you're you're kind of weird to be out, dude.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Oh, I'm so sorry about that. There's nothing to be
worried about. I just take a lot of pride in
my job.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
I want to get you shouldn't like come out of
the walls. But you're going to be in my wall.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Oh I'm not going to be I'm already here.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
You're you're in my wall right now.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yes, I mean I'm in your wall and I'm waiting
and I'm going to take them out one by one.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Oh, you're in my walls and I don't want you there.
You sound like Jeffrey Dahmer.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
I don't. I don't like that, and you're talking about eradicating.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
I just want you out, dude.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
I'm gonna call the cops. You're correct, he didn't pay
for that. This is a service that I do for
free because I like it.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
What the I don't know what that means that I
don't like, nig You're in my walls. I want you
out now, dude. I'm about to call call the cops now.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Well, I mean before you do that.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
This is actually Jebel from the Jebel Show doing.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
A phone brank on you and your wife set you up.
It's a joke.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
She said that you guys hired an exterminator today and
she wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Oh my god, I don't.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
I'm so mad right now that.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
I want I want to laugh, but I'm so mad.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Oh my god, I I now now now maybe.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Me to laugh about it. But man, I'm just so
relieved that some weirdos not rummings around nearby type
Speaker 2 (09:10):
We thought every morning with a jubole phone pranks weekday
mornings on the twenties,
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