May 30, 2025 • 9 mins
Get ready to laugh until you cry in this outrageous episode of The Jubal Show’s Phone Pranks! In today’s double-feature, we’ve got two unsuspecting victims who fall for some of the most ridiculous and over-the-top prank calls we’ve ever done.
First up, Diane thinks she’s getting a call back from her insurance company—until “Trevor” puts her on hold… by singing Bruno Mars and rapping instead of using the actual hold button. Her frustration builds to a boiling point, and just when she’s about to explode, the truth is revealed. You won’t believe her reaction!
Then, we call Mitch, whose truck has been in the shop a little too long. What starts as a simple update turns into a wild tale involving a Great Dane named Biscuit, a rogue mechanic named Chad, and a street race gone wrong. Oh, and the replacement vehicle? An e-bike. For three months. His meltdown is legendary.
Tune in for your daily dose of laughter and don’t forget to subscribe for more hilarious pranks every weekday morning on the 20s!
First up, Diane thinks she’s getting a call back from her insurance company—until “Trevor” puts her on hold… by singing Bruno Mars and rapping instead of using the actual hold button. Her frustration builds to a boiling point, and just when she’s about to explode, the truth is revealed. You won’t believe her reaction!
Then, we call Mitch, whose truck has been in the shop a little too long. What starts as a simple update turns into a wild tale involving a Great Dane named Biscuit, a rogue mechanic named Chad, and a street race gone wrong. Oh, and the replacement vehicle? An e-bike. For three months. His meltdown is legendary.
Tune in for your daily dose of laughter and don’t forget to subscribe for more hilarious pranks every weekday morning on the 20s!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another to both phone Frank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only on ninety six seven Kiss that them.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Hello, Hi, this is Trevor calling from insurance. I was
looking for our customer, Diane.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
Hi.
Speaker 5 (00:21):
Yes, thank you for calling back.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yeah, I have a note here that you had called
and we're expecting a call from us. So my name
is Trevor calling from insurance, and I was looking for
our customer Diane.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Yes, this is she.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Yeah, I yes, I'm calling in regards to a note
that you had called and we're expecting a call back
from us, So I'm calling back.
Speaker 6 (00:42):
My name is Trevor, and is this Diane?
Speaker 5 (00:46):
And I called like two weeks ago and you guys
said you were going to call me back with different
great quotes, and I haven't heard from you, so I'm
pretty upset.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Okay, all right, Well if you could just I'm gonna
put you on a brief.
Speaker 6 (01:01):
Hold and check something for you real quick.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
If you don't mind you're already putting me on hold.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
It'll just be a second because like I'll just pull
up your account and then i'll see if there's this
rate should be the one second? Please, I don't know
I don't know how to put on Oh, I guess
I'll just.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
I'm sorry, Are you please put me on the hold?
Speaker 7 (01:22):
Day?
Speaker 6 (01:23):
I want you? I need you?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Oh God, take it's beautiful things I've got.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
Hello, Yes, Hello, Diane. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
I'm not done with you on hold yet that one second?
Please stay?
Speaker 6 (01:38):
I want you, I need you. I'm sorry what.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
You're not even putting me on hold?
Speaker 6 (01:45):
You're just singing.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
What could you possibly be doing in the meantime?
Speaker 5 (01:49):
So full discuss and you're already putting me on hold,
but you're not with me full disclosure.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
I'm knew here, so I don't know how to use
the phone system to put you actually on hold?
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Do you know what cold is?
Speaker 6 (02:02):
Do you know how to press a button?
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Because I'm sorry, but this is pissing me off.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
I was trying to dealt with. But well, please hold.
It sounds like you might need a manager. Please hold
odd count for grenade for you.
Speaker 6 (02:17):
Seriously, what are you doing?
Speaker 4 (02:19):
What are you doing?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
I'm trying to give you a pleasurable experience while you're
on hold, because we have hold music that plays when
we have put people on hold, and I'm trying to
figure out how to do it, but like you should
already be on hold, so I figured out would just
provide the music a good customer service experience.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
This is absolutely atrocious.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
I need to speak to somebody else who actually knows
what they're doing.
Speaker 6 (02:41):
Please hold, I'll make that hoppen for you.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Once kidding me, you're gonna put me on hold again.
You've done that like.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Whips and you can't tie me down, but you can
whip your loving on me, baby, whip your loving on me.
I'm vanilla baby. I'll choke you, but I know killer baby.
I'm not going to tell me I'm still a baby.
I get love from Detroit like skill a baby. But
(03:12):
one second, I'm trying to you're on hold.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Right now, are you well?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Your boy is?
Speaker 6 (03:19):
I don't like the whips and chain, so you can't whip.
You're on hold, So.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Yeah, I'm not on hold.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
You are being a idiot and you don't know how
to do your job.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
So you're just torturing other people.
Speaker 6 (03:36):
And I'm going to hang up now and you can.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Go about your day and I'll call you guys.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
When someone competent and has been hired, is it.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Okay if I put you on a brief hold to
do a customer satisfaction survey you.
Speaker 7 (03:50):
Diana, This is actually Gibble from the Jubil Show doing
a phone brank on you and your husband set you up.
Speaker 6 (03:56):
Oh my god, it's a joke.
Speaker 7 (03:57):
He said you've been frustrated with your insurance company and
he wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Oh wait, what stuff?
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Oh my god, I was about to file the biggest
complaint of all times.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Oh my god, we thought every morning with a two
bull phone pranks weekday mornings on the twenties is another
two bull phone.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Pranks weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Only on ninety six seven kiss Adan.
Speaker 7 (04:29):
Hello. Yes, Hello, this is Teddabodeau. I am calling from
Chevy of and I was looking for Mitch.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Yeah. I wondering what's going on with my vehicle? Actually,
you guys are only supposed to have it for a
couple of days, and it's.
Speaker 6 (04:44):
Been longer than that, yes, bare amount.
Speaker 7 (04:46):
Yes, that it has been longer than we quoted you
when you brought it in here for the check engine
light that was just blinging away at you, wasn't it. Yes?
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Yes, what's going on?
Speaker 7 (04:56):
Where I'm calling to let you know that your v
cool needs to be in here properly a little longer
than expected.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Actually, I know it's a little light.
Speaker 6 (05:07):
What's happening?
Speaker 7 (05:09):
Well, the check engine light was on, and good news,
nothing's wrong there at all, just to just some kind
of air in the system making a light come on.
So engines fine, everything's good to go.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Okay, So why are you keeping my vehicle longer? Well,
we had a biscuit issue? First of all, are you
making what do you what? Are you even saying a
biscuit issue? Yes?
Speaker 7 (05:32):
Yes, and this has not happened before. But unfortunately we
had a biscuit issue.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Okay, elaborate and what does that mean? What is a
biscuit issue?
Speaker 7 (05:41):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (05:41):
You don't know who biscuit is?
Speaker 6 (05:44):
What? Who is it?
Speaker 4 (05:46):
I don't even know why I'm asking? What's going on
with my vehicle? Will our emotional support? Great Dane who
stays around the dealership, you know.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (06:00):
I thought maybe you had met him when you were here. Anyway,
he took a liking to your truck.
Speaker 6 (06:08):
Okay, And are you gonna need my vehicle for work?
Speaker 7 (06:12):
And somebody left the door open and he got in
there and he chewed up everything. So entire interior has
been chewed up by biscuit.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Unfortunately, you're kidding?
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Are you serious?
Speaker 7 (06:26):
Right now?
Speaker 4 (06:27):
So because your emotional support, great game came in and
ruined the.
Speaker 6 (06:32):
Inside of my vehicle, and now I don't have one.
Speaker 7 (06:35):
What's the Oh my god, I'm sorry about this. Well,
and on top of that, we had a little bit
of a chat issue.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
As well, what what do you even mean? Well, Chad,
one vehicle?
Speaker 6 (06:52):
How do you have this?
Speaker 7 (06:53):
Many?
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Well?
Speaker 7 (06:54):
Chat, Chad works in the shop, and Chad was taking
it out to make sure the engine was working right.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
And unfortunately, you.
Speaker 7 (07:01):
Know, you have to have one of those people that
works for you, a friend or something like that.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
That has a maturity level of a high schooler. What
did he tear up my engine like the dog torrapy inside? Well, no, Chad.
Speaker 7 (07:12):
Chad was driving it around and then apparently got into
a street race with some high schoolers and kind of
crashed it into a pole. So we've also got the
outside that we got to deal with now.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Kidding me, Yeah, And I want a street racer.
Speaker 7 (07:28):
I did have, and I talked to Chad about it
and I had some very harsh words for him. So
I don't want you to know he has been reprimanded.
I sat him down and I said, Chad, what are
you thinking. You know this is not a street racing vehicle.
It's a truck. And I said that straight to him.
Didn't pull any punches with that.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Those are your harsh words.
Speaker 7 (07:48):
Yes, I said, he should can raise your voice. Well,
you know, I don't like to raise my voice. But
I did tell him directly. I said that was you
should not have done that. I said exactly those words
to him. I said, you should not have done that, Chad.
So he knows.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Well that made it all better, didn't it. It's all
better now, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
I do want to get in the inside of my
vehicle and there's roll around my vehicle.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
What are we talking about here?
Speaker 6 (08:10):
We end of business.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
You people run where I won't let you know.
Speaker 7 (08:13):
All the repairs are going to be free of charge,
of course, because we had a biscuit issue and the
chat issue on top of that, and we do have
a loan for you that you can have in the meantime.
Just to let you know the loan of vehicle that
you're going to be getting, we do or we are
an environmentally safe company, so we will be an e bike.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Yeah, that for three months at least. Oh, e bike,
Are you kidding me right now? You must be kidding
me right now. You must be on some serious drugs.
What is happening there with you people?
Speaker 7 (08:44):
Hey, Mitch, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone brank on.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
You and your wife set you up.
Speaker 6 (08:51):
It's a joke.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
You had to have been a prank with all this,
so you're kidding me right now.
Speaker 6 (08:58):
I have no idea.
Speaker 7 (08:58):
She said that your truck's been in the shop longer
than they said it would be, and she wanted to
scare you. Oh my god, I'm surprised you weren't excited
about the e bite.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
We thought every morning with a jew bol phone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties.
It's another to both phone Frank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only on ninety six seven Kiss that them.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Hello, Hi, this is Trevor calling from insurance. I was
looking for our customer, Diane.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
Hi.
Speaker 5 (00:21):
Yes, thank you for calling back.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yeah, I have a note here that you had called
and we're expecting a call from us. So my name
is Trevor calling from insurance, and I was looking for
our customer Diane.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Yes, this is she.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Yeah, I yes, I'm calling in regards to a note
that you had called and we're expecting a call back
from us, So I'm calling back.
Speaker 6 (00:42):
My name is Trevor, and is this Diane?
Speaker 5 (00:46):
And I called like two weeks ago and you guys
said you were going to call me back with different
great quotes, and I haven't heard from you, so I'm
pretty upset.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Okay, all right, Well if you could just I'm gonna
put you on a brief.
Speaker 6 (01:01):
Hold and check something for you real quick.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
If you don't mind you're already putting me on hold.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
It'll just be a second because like I'll just pull
up your account and then i'll see if there's this
rate should be the one second? Please, I don't know
I don't know how to put on Oh, I guess
I'll just.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
I'm sorry, Are you please put me on the hold?
Speaker 7 (01:22):
Day?
Speaker 6 (01:23):
I want you? I need you?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Oh God, take it's beautiful things I've got.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
Hello, Yes, Hello, Diane. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
I'm not done with you on hold yet that one second?
Please stay?
Speaker 6 (01:38):
I want you, I need you. I'm sorry what.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
You're not even putting me on hold?
Speaker 6 (01:45):
You're just singing.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
What could you possibly be doing in the meantime?
Speaker 5 (01:49):
So full discuss and you're already putting me on hold,
but you're not with me full disclosure.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
I'm knew here, so I don't know how to use
the phone system to put you actually on hold?
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Do you know what cold is?
Speaker 6 (02:02):
Do you know how to press a button?
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Because I'm sorry, but this is pissing me off.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
I was trying to dealt with. But well, please hold.
It sounds like you might need a manager. Please hold
odd count for grenade for you.
Speaker 6 (02:17):
Seriously, what are you doing?
Speaker 4 (02:19):
What are you doing?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
I'm trying to give you a pleasurable experience while you're
on hold, because we have hold music that plays when
we have put people on hold, and I'm trying to
figure out how to do it, but like you should
already be on hold, so I figured out would just
provide the music a good customer service experience.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
This is absolutely atrocious.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
I need to speak to somebody else who actually knows
what they're doing.
Speaker 6 (02:41):
Please hold, I'll make that hoppen for you.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Once kidding me, you're gonna put me on hold again.
You've done that like.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Whips and you can't tie me down, but you can
whip your loving on me, baby, whip your loving on me.
I'm vanilla baby. I'll choke you, but I know killer baby.
I'm not going to tell me I'm still a baby.
I get love from Detroit like skill a baby. But
(03:12):
one second, I'm trying to you're on hold.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Right now, are you well?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Your boy is?
Speaker 6 (03:19):
I don't like the whips and chain, so you can't whip.
You're on hold, So.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Yeah, I'm not on hold.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
You are being a idiot and you don't know how
to do your job.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
So you're just torturing other people.
Speaker 6 (03:36):
And I'm going to hang up now and you can.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Go about your day and I'll call you guys.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
When someone competent and has been hired, is it.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Okay if I put you on a brief hold to
do a customer satisfaction survey you.
Speaker 7 (03:50):
Diana, This is actually Gibble from the Jubil Show doing
a phone brank on you and your husband set you up.
Speaker 6 (03:56):
Oh my god, it's a joke.
Speaker 7 (03:57):
He said you've been frustrated with your insurance company and
he wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Oh wait, what stuff?
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Oh my god, I was about to file the biggest
complaint of all times.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Oh my god, we thought every morning with a two
bull phone pranks weekday mornings on the twenties is another
two bull phone.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Pranks weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Only on ninety six seven kiss Adan.
Speaker 7 (04:29):
Hello. Yes, Hello, this is Teddabodeau. I am calling from
Chevy of and I was looking for Mitch.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Yeah. I wondering what's going on with my vehicle? Actually,
you guys are only supposed to have it for a
couple of days, and it's.
Speaker 6 (04:44):
Been longer than that, yes, bare amount.
Speaker 7 (04:46):
Yes, that it has been longer than we quoted you
when you brought it in here for the check engine
light that was just blinging away at you, wasn't it. Yes?
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Yes, what's going on?
Speaker 7 (04:56):
Where I'm calling to let you know that your v
cool needs to be in here properly a little longer
than expected.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Actually, I know it's a little light.
Speaker 6 (05:07):
What's happening?
Speaker 7 (05:09):
Well, the check engine light was on, and good news,
nothing's wrong there at all, just to just some kind
of air in the system making a light come on.
So engines fine, everything's good to go.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Okay, So why are you keeping my vehicle longer? Well,
we had a biscuit issue? First of all, are you
making what do you what? Are you even saying a
biscuit issue? Yes?
Speaker 7 (05:32):
Yes, and this has not happened before. But unfortunately we
had a biscuit issue.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Okay, elaborate and what does that mean? What is a
biscuit issue?
Speaker 7 (05:41):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (05:41):
You don't know who biscuit is?
Speaker 6 (05:44):
What? Who is it?
Speaker 4 (05:46):
I don't even know why I'm asking? What's going on
with my vehicle? Will our emotional support? Great Dane who
stays around the dealership, you know.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (06:00):
I thought maybe you had met him when you were here. Anyway,
he took a liking to your truck.
Speaker 6 (06:08):
Okay, And are you gonna need my vehicle for work?
Speaker 7 (06:12):
And somebody left the door open and he got in
there and he chewed up everything. So entire interior has
been chewed up by biscuit.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Unfortunately, you're kidding?
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Are you serious?
Speaker 7 (06:26):
Right now?
Speaker 4 (06:27):
So because your emotional support, great game came in and
ruined the.
Speaker 6 (06:32):
Inside of my vehicle, and now I don't have one.
Speaker 7 (06:35):
What's the Oh my god, I'm sorry about this. Well,
and on top of that, we had a little bit
of a chat issue.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
As well, what what do you even mean? Well, Chad,
one vehicle?
Speaker 6 (06:52):
How do you have this?
Speaker 7 (06:53):
Many?
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Well?
Speaker 7 (06:54):
Chat, Chad works in the shop, and Chad was taking
it out to make sure the engine was working right.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
And unfortunately, you.
Speaker 7 (07:01):
Know, you have to have one of those people that
works for you, a friend or something like that.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
That has a maturity level of a high schooler. What
did he tear up my engine like the dog torrapy inside? Well, no, Chad.
Speaker 7 (07:12):
Chad was driving it around and then apparently got into
a street race with some high schoolers and kind of
crashed it into a pole. So we've also got the
outside that we got to deal with now.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Kidding me, Yeah, And I want a street racer.
Speaker 7 (07:28):
I did have, and I talked to Chad about it
and I had some very harsh words for him. So
I don't want you to know he has been reprimanded.
I sat him down and I said, Chad, what are
you thinking. You know this is not a street racing vehicle.
It's a truck. And I said that straight to him.
Didn't pull any punches with that.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Those are your harsh words.
Speaker 7 (07:48):
Yes, I said, he should can raise your voice. Well,
you know, I don't like to raise my voice. But
I did tell him directly. I said that was you
should not have done that. I said exactly those words
to him. I said, you should not have done that, Chad.
So he knows.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Well that made it all better, didn't it. It's all
better now, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
I do want to get in the inside of my
vehicle and there's roll around my vehicle.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
What are we talking about here?
Speaker 6 (08:10):
We end of business.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
You people run where I won't let you know.
Speaker 7 (08:13):
All the repairs are going to be free of charge,
of course, because we had a biscuit issue and the
chat issue on top of that, and we do have
a loan for you that you can have in the meantime.
Just to let you know the loan of vehicle that
you're going to be getting, we do or we are
an environmentally safe company, so we will be an e bike.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Yeah, that for three months at least. Oh, e bike,
Are you kidding me right now? You must be kidding
me right now. You must be on some serious drugs.
What is happening there with you people?
Speaker 7 (08:44):
Hey, Mitch, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone brank on.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
You and your wife set you up.
Speaker 6 (08:51):
It's a joke.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
You had to have been a prank with all this,
so you're kidding me right now.
Speaker 6 (08:58):
I have no idea.
Speaker 7 (08:58):
She said that your truck's been in the shop longer
than they said it would be, and she wanted to
scare you. Oh my god, I'm surprised you weren't excited
about the e bite.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
We thought every morning with a jew bol phone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties.
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