May 28, 2025 • 8 mins
Get ready for another wild ride with Jubal’s infamous Phone Pranks, only on The Jubal Show! In this episode, Jubal takes prank calls to the next level with two outrageous scenarios that will have you laughing out loud and questioning reality.
First, Jubal poses as a doctor’s office employee and delivers shocking “test results” to Will, revealing that his food allergy concerns are actually something far more bizarre—he’s got “butt beetles!” Listen as Will’s confusion turns to horror, then hilarity, as he’s advised to use household ice cubes to evict his unwanted guests, all while his wife is in on the joke.
Next, a listener gets the shock of his life when a mysterious and overly enthusiastic “cable technician” named Juniper claims to have been living in his house’s crawlspace for a week, trying to fix the Wi-Fi. As the confusion escalates, the truth is finally revealed: it’s all a setup, courtesy of his wife and Jubal’s masterful prank skills.
Tune in for the best way to start your day—with laughter, surprises, and the kind of over-the-top prank calls only Jubal can deliver. Don’t miss the Phone Pranks segment every weekday morning on the 20s, exclusively on 96.7 KISS FM!
First, Jubal poses as a doctor’s office employee and delivers shocking “test results” to Will, revealing that his food allergy concerns are actually something far more bizarre—he’s got “butt beetles!” Listen as Will’s confusion turns to horror, then hilarity, as he’s advised to use household ice cubes to evict his unwanted guests, all while his wife is in on the joke.
Next, a listener gets the shock of his life when a mysterious and overly enthusiastic “cable technician” named Juniper claims to have been living in his house’s crawlspace for a week, trying to fix the Wi-Fi. As the confusion escalates, the truth is finally revealed: it’s all a setup, courtesy of his wife and Jubal’s masterful prank skills.
Tune in for the best way to start your day—with laughter, surprises, and the kind of over-the-top prank calls only Jubal can deliver. Don’t miss the Phone Pranks segment every weekday morning on the 20s, exclusively on 96.7 KISS FM!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is another jubile phone Frank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only on ninety six seven, Kiss that Them.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Hello, Hi, my name is Pete Eakins and I'm calling
from doctor office.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
I was looking for Will.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
Yeah you've got Will.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
You've got hey Will? How you doing? You came in
here to take some food allergy tests?
Speaker 4 (00:20):
Sure did, and yeah, I am.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Calling with your results.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Oh good, I've been waiting for those.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
So do you have a little bit of time because
I feel like I feel like this is going to
be an interesting conversation. Oh okay, nothing to alarm you.
It's nothing really serious. But you don't have food allergies.
What we did find was that you have something that
is called rectus coleoptera.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
What the hell was that?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Well, gosh, it's it's really hard to figure out how
how to say it exactly.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
We don't get many cases of this. We have had
a few this year though.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
So rectus colio petera is So do you know do
you know what the word colia means?
Speaker 5 (01:10):
I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
So that is a scientific word for beetle, and the
other word is a scientific word for you know. So
I'll say it in non scientific terms, we've discovered that
you have butt beetles.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
The hell's a butt beetle?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
That's what it sounds like.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
There's some at some point, somehow, you got someone wanted
visitors up there.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Wait, you're telling me I have beatles living in.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
In my bot.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Yeah, yep.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
You are the fourth case of butt beetles we've had
in the last two years. And like I said, I
knew it was gonna be a strange conversation, but it
really has nothing to be that concerned about. It's just
that's that's what it is. It's not a food allergy.
You just got to got some beatles up there.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
How would I get something like that?
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Do any naked time in the desert or anything.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
No, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Naked time as in the desert. Come on, I want
to be naked in the desert.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I don't know, but that is definitely one way that
you can get this. So yeah, that's what it is, though.
So you can eat whatever you want. That's the good news.
The bad news is you got beetles in the bum.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
The beetles my but hell, I'm sorry, what was that?
Speaker 4 (02:29):
I tell my wife it's not a food oh, what.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Has she had any food problems, like, because sometimes the
Beatles can travel.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
No, no, she's no, I'm the one of the food problems.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Or we thought that it was a food problem. Yeah,
all right, there.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Is some you know, this is just not good.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
It's gross.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
I mean, how do I.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Get these beetles?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
But it's really nothing to be that concerned about. So,
you know, like I said, it's not a big health issue.
You can leave them up there if you want.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
No, I don't.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Want to beetles in my Buttet's no, that's not an option.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
There is one thing that you can do right now.
It's very easy actually, and it works ninety eight percent
of the time. Other than that, you can come in
here and we can do a procedure, which is you know,
it's a whole thing, but there's something with you you
can do with a household item that will get them
out usually.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Okay, what do I need to do?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Well?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Do you have any ice cubes?
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Of course?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Yeah, if you take an ice cube and just apply
it to the area for just a second, that should
make that thing, you know, puck her up buttercup, and
they'll come out of there because it'll be too tight.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
So you want me to take an ice cube and
put it on my.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Yes, just for a second. You can have your wife
help you if she's.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
There with you.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Honey.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
It's just sort of ice but ridiculous, all right, do it?
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Try well?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Like I said, you just need to kind of you
don't need to do anything crazy.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Just a little tappy.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Tap tap all right, all right, I've got an ice cube. Okay,
it's just ridiculous right here.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Why are you laughing? Don't don't do that.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
But hey, she's probably laughing because this is actually Jubil
from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you
and your wife.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Natalie set you up.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Get out of here. Are you kidding?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
It's a joke. She said that you went to the
doctor for food allergies and she wanted me to mess
with you. And that's the only thing I could think
of was feels in you.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
I cannot believe I was believing this.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
We thought every morning with a Jubul phone pranks weekday
mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
It's another Jubile phone prank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Only onety six seven Kiss that then, Hello, Hey Drew,
I'm here.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Oh I've arrived and made to get.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Still is happening?
Speaker 5 (04:58):
Who is this? Oh? Hi, true? My name is Juniper,
and I'm calling from cable. Apparently there's been a problem
with your Wi Fi signal and it hasn't been working.
So I'm here now and I'm ready.
Speaker 6 (05:13):
To and oh okay, yeah, the bottom of foot is
troubling your WiFi.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Okay, so you're you're a little early. Man.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
I didn't know who this was.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
In the beginning. It was kind of weird. So you're okay,
So you're from the Wi Fi company? Great? Yes, again,
you're really early. Did they tell you they called me
in the afternoon sometime?
Speaker 5 (05:38):
But yes, window, the window was technically for the afternoon,
but you know how it goes. The early bird gets
to hunt the worm alone. So I figured i'd be
ahead of schedule today and head to your house iping
off to a flame in order to fix the Wi Fi.
(06:01):
Hate for you to have trial accessing all of your
internet needs or you're streaming. They say silence is golden,
but sometimes it isn't.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Okay, I'm not sure. I'm not really trying to have
a friendship with you. That's great. Are you able to
fix this or what's the what's the status here?
Speaker 5 (06:25):
Well, I've been inspecting your property for quite a while.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Now what, Yes, you're here now, Yes.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
I've been inspecting the property.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Hey, by the way, look at you. Don't no one
give you permission to inspect the house. Okay, I'm at
work right now, and so you just can't, you know,
get in there. So this is why the window was
this afternoon, so someone would be there now.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
To find out what was wrong with your Wi Fi system.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
M Okay, this doesn't. You can't just show up at
someone's top. Man, it's being cool. There's no one home
at the house. I let you in. I'm at work
for at least it's a few hours.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
So yes, I was wondering where everybody was.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
So what do you mean no one? Are you in
my house? Inside my house right now?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (07:19):
No, Well it depends, I guess depend on what. Well,
I don't know. If you own a home, do you
consider an attic or a cross space for the home?
I've been here for a week now, Well.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
So you've been in my walls for at my house
for over a week. Is that what you just said?
Speaker 5 (07:45):
Yeah, I've been in here for a week because I've
been trying to find the problem and I still haven't
located it. So I'm calling to see when I can
maybe be able to get in the interior of the house.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Okay, this is this is what. No, I'm on the
cop Creepy cable.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
Then I'll let you know that this is just a
prank phone call.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
What Yeah, dude, this is actually Jebel from the Jubil
show doing a phone.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Prank on you and your wife set you up.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
She said that you guys are having problems with your
WiFi and wanted Creepy Cable and install her to call you.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
We thought every morning with a Jubil phone pranks weekday
mornings on that twenties
This is another jubile phone Frank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only on ninety six seven, Kiss that Them.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Hello, Hi, my name is Pete Eakins and I'm calling
from doctor office.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
I was looking for Will.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
Yeah you've got Will.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
You've got hey Will? How you doing? You came in
here to take some food allergy tests?
Speaker 4 (00:20):
Sure did, and yeah, I am.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Calling with your results.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Oh good, I've been waiting for those.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
So do you have a little bit of time because
I feel like I feel like this is going to
be an interesting conversation. Oh okay, nothing to alarm you.
It's nothing really serious. But you don't have food allergies.
What we did find was that you have something that
is called rectus coleoptera.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
What the hell was that?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Well, gosh, it's it's really hard to figure out how
how to say it exactly.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
We don't get many cases of this. We have had
a few this year though.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
So rectus colio petera is So do you know do
you know what the word colia means?
Speaker 5 (01:10):
I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
So that is a scientific word for beetle, and the
other word is a scientific word for you know. So
I'll say it in non scientific terms, we've discovered that
you have butt beetles.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
The hell's a butt beetle?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
That's what it sounds like.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
There's some at some point, somehow, you got someone wanted
visitors up there.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Wait, you're telling me I have beatles living in.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
In my bot.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Yeah, yep.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
You are the fourth case of butt beetles we've had
in the last two years. And like I said, I
knew it was gonna be a strange conversation, but it
really has nothing to be that concerned about. It's just
that's that's what it is. It's not a food allergy.
You just got to got some beatles up there.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
How would I get something like that?
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Do any naked time in the desert or anything.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
No, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Naked time as in the desert. Come on, I want
to be naked in the desert.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I don't know, but that is definitely one way that
you can get this. So yeah, that's what it is, though.
So you can eat whatever you want. That's the good news.
The bad news is you got beetles in the bum.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
The beetles my but hell, I'm sorry, what was that?
Speaker 4 (02:29):
I tell my wife it's not a food oh, what.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Has she had any food problems, like, because sometimes the
Beatles can travel.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
No, no, she's no, I'm the one of the food problems.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Or we thought that it was a food problem. Yeah,
all right, there.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Is some you know, this is just not good.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
It's gross.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
I mean, how do I.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Get these beetles?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
But it's really nothing to be that concerned about. So,
you know, like I said, it's not a big health issue.
You can leave them up there if you want.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
No, I don't.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Want to beetles in my Buttet's no, that's not an option.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
There is one thing that you can do right now.
It's very easy actually, and it works ninety eight percent
of the time. Other than that, you can come in
here and we can do a procedure, which is you know,
it's a whole thing, but there's something with you you
can do with a household item that will get them
out usually.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Okay, what do I need to do?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Well?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Do you have any ice cubes?
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Of course?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Yeah, if you take an ice cube and just apply
it to the area for just a second, that should
make that thing, you know, puck her up buttercup, and
they'll come out of there because it'll be too tight.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
So you want me to take an ice cube and
put it on my.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Yes, just for a second. You can have your wife
help you if she's.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
There with you.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Honey.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
It's just sort of ice but ridiculous, all right, do it?
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Try well?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Like I said, you just need to kind of you
don't need to do anything crazy.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Just a little tappy.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Tap tap all right, all right, I've got an ice cube. Okay,
it's just ridiculous right here.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Why are you laughing? Don't don't do that.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
But hey, she's probably laughing because this is actually Jubil
from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you
and your wife.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Natalie set you up.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Get out of here. Are you kidding?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
It's a joke. She said that you went to the
doctor for food allergies and she wanted me to mess
with you. And that's the only thing I could think
of was feels in you.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
I cannot believe I was believing this.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
We thought every morning with a Jubul phone pranks weekday
mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
It's another Jubile phone prank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Only onety six seven Kiss that then, Hello, Hey Drew,
I'm here.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Oh I've arrived and made to get.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Still is happening?
Speaker 5 (04:58):
Who is this? Oh? Hi, true? My name is Juniper,
and I'm calling from cable. Apparently there's been a problem
with your Wi Fi signal and it hasn't been working.
So I'm here now and I'm ready.
Speaker 6 (05:13):
To and oh okay, yeah, the bottom of foot is
troubling your WiFi.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Okay, so you're you're a little early. Man.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
I didn't know who this was.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
In the beginning. It was kind of weird. So you're okay,
So you're from the Wi Fi company? Great? Yes, again,
you're really early. Did they tell you they called me
in the afternoon sometime?
Speaker 5 (05:38):
But yes, window, the window was technically for the afternoon,
but you know how it goes. The early bird gets
to hunt the worm alone. So I figured i'd be
ahead of schedule today and head to your house iping
off to a flame in order to fix the Wi Fi.
(06:01):
Hate for you to have trial accessing all of your
internet needs or you're streaming. They say silence is golden,
but sometimes it isn't.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Okay, I'm not sure. I'm not really trying to have
a friendship with you. That's great. Are you able to
fix this or what's the what's the status here?
Speaker 5 (06:25):
Well, I've been inspecting your property for quite a while.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Now what, Yes, you're here now, Yes.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
I've been inspecting the property.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Hey, by the way, look at you. Don't no one
give you permission to inspect the house. Okay, I'm at
work right now, and so you just can't, you know,
get in there. So this is why the window was
this afternoon, so someone would be there now.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
To find out what was wrong with your Wi Fi system.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
M Okay, this doesn't. You can't just show up at
someone's top. Man, it's being cool. There's no one home
at the house. I let you in. I'm at work
for at least it's a few hours.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
So yes, I was wondering where everybody was.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
So what do you mean no one? Are you in
my house? Inside my house right now?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (07:19):
No, Well it depends, I guess depend on what. Well,
I don't know. If you own a home, do you
consider an attic or a cross space for the home?
I've been here for a week now, Well.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
So you've been in my walls for at my house
for over a week. Is that what you just said?
Speaker 5 (07:45):
Yeah, I've been in here for a week because I've
been trying to find the problem and I still haven't
located it. So I'm calling to see when I can
maybe be able to get in the interior of the house.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Okay, this is this is what. No, I'm on the
cop Creepy cable.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
Then I'll let you know that this is just a
prank phone call.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
What Yeah, dude, this is actually Jebel from the Jubil
show doing a phone.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Prank on you and your wife set you up.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
She said that you guys are having problems with your
WiFi and wanted Creepy Cable and install her to call you.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
We thought every morning with a Jubil phone pranks weekday
mornings on that twenties
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