April 22, 2025 • 9 mins
Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughter with The Jubal Show's Phone Pranks segment! In this episode, Jubal pulls off not one, but two side-splitting pranks that will have you laughing out loud. First, we dive into a chaotic call with a bank's automated system that drives the victim to the brink of madness. Will he ever get to speak to a real person, or will he be stuck in an endless loop of customer satisfaction surveys? Tune in to find out!
Next, Jubal takes on the persona of a quirky neighbor with an unusual request. Imagine receiving a call from someone claiming their goldfish, Lord Glitterpants, has slipped down the drain and might be in your sink! The unsuspecting victim's reactions are priceless as they try to make sense of the bizarre situation.
Don't miss these hilarious moments and more on The Jubal Show's Phone Pranks segment. It's the perfect way to start your day with a smile!
Next, Jubal takes on the persona of a quirky neighbor with an unusual request. Imagine receiving a call from someone claiming their goldfish, Lord Glitterpants, has slipped down the drain and might be in your sink! The unsuspecting victim's reactions are priceless as they try to make sense of the bizarre situation.
Don't miss these hilarious moments and more on The Jubal Show's Phone Pranks segment. It's the perfect way to start your day with a smile!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Say another.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
You both phone Frank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 3 (00:04):
Pull me on ninety six seven. Hello, Hello, Hello, this
is bank from the fraud department. We've noticed some potentially
fraudulent activity on your account ending in If this is
(00:25):
the owner of the account, please say or press one one.
Got it? Thank you very much. We've noticed some fraudulent
activity on your account. But before we go over that,
would you like to take a quick customer satisfaction survey?
Please press or say one for yes or two or no.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
No two SORRYQ.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Got it? You selected to take a customer service satisfaction survey.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
I said no.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
On a scale of one to ten. How much do
you like customer satisfaction surveys?
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Zero customer service? Please a real person please please?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Got it? You selected on a scale of one to ten.
You like customer satisfaction surveys at ten? Thank you?
Speaker 4 (01:07):
What the no customer service? A live person? Plead your boss?
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Got it? You'd like to go back to the customer
satisfaction survey before we tell you about.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
The product account on your eye?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Got it? No? You selected for me to tell you
about christ Please take this or press one for yes,
two for no.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
No, two. I need to speak to someone at My
account has been hacked.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Got it? You'd like to speak to an actual person,
Please press or say one for yes, or press or
say two for no. One yeah, got it? One moment.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
This is stupid.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
It's a great day bank.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
This is Peekins say I can to help.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Hi.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
I just got a call from you guys saying that
I have some sort of fraudulent activity on my account.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Oh boy, I'm so sorry about that. Yeah, let me
just send you into the automated system. That's how we
deal with all the fraud these days. So I can
just send you back in there and you can get
it all verified that way.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
One moment, please, dude, No, I ain't.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Talk to you.
Speaker 6 (02:14):
Not a provo.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Hello, this is Jimmy, the automated phone system for bank.
There's been fraudulent activity on your account ending in. If
this is the owner of the account, please press or
say one one. Got it? You are not the owner
of this account. Would you like to speak to a person?
Please press or.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Say please one yes, one, yes?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Got it? You selected yes? Please hold?
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Please can I'm really hoping you guys can connect with
This is bank.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
This is teddel What can I do you for sure?
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Yeah, please don't hang out on me and don't transfer
me to anybody. Somebody called me telling me my account
might be hacked or some fraudulent charges or something that
you can deal with on your side.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I'm so sorry about this, so let me just look
into that point. Did you try an automated phone system,
because we have a new auto I tried that six times.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
I'm good. Please do not send me back to them.
I need someone who's a living human being to help
me here.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
What did you think of Jimmy on the automated phone system.
I think it's working great.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
I have the honesty that he sucked and I hate
him and I never want to deal with him again.
So please don't ever do that again to anybody, not
just being, but the human rights.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Oh well, that is a shame, you know what.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Some must have just gone a little funky with it.
Let me just send you back over to it and
try it that it will work. I'll make sure it works.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
For you this time.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Please hold.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Hello, This is Jimmy the automated phone system for Bake
the account Indian. I've had some fraudulent activity. If you
would like to hear the fraudulent activity. Please press or
say one free S two for no one. Yeah, got it.
You selected to cancel your account and credit cards. If
(04:00):
this is correct, please say one. If this is not correct,
please say two two.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
This is not Were you coming up with this?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
No? Got it? Your accounts have been canceled. Well, I
don't like to come back as a member. We're always
interested in having you. No, I love you. What's happening here?
What just happened? Will you marry me? If yes, press one?
If no, press or say two.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
What the Robbie?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
This is actually Dubil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone brank on you and your girlfriend Sarah say you up?
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Oh my god, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
She said that automated phone systems bug you and she
wanted to message you about it.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Man, I hated and I wanted to kill him.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Actually, honestly, wait talked every morning with a two bull
phone pranks weekday mornings on the twenties. Is another j
bole phone.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Prank weekday mornings on the twenties only.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
On ninety six seven kiss.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
An Hello, Yeah, I need I need access?
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Oh anyway, what am I talking to?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (05:15):
Sorry, my name is Trevor, and I need access to
your apartment.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
I think you get the wrong number of Trevor is Erica.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
Yeah, yeah, I need access to your apartment. But I'm
like kind of an emergency.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
So I don't even know who you are, Trevor. I'm sorry,
I don't No, I don't think So what do you
mean you need access to my apartment? What are you
talking about?
Speaker 5 (05:45):
My name is Trevor, and I live next door to you.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
Oh, so why do you.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Need to come to my apartment?
Speaker 5 (05:58):
Because uh, I have had a problem with Lord glitter
Pants and I'm pretty sure he's probably there.
Speaker 6 (06:03):
Now what what are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (06:06):
You need access to who? Lord?
Speaker 5 (06:09):
Lord glitter Pants? He So, okay, I guess I should
give you the full story.
Speaker 6 (06:17):
Yes you should.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
Okay. So I live next door to you, and my
name is Trevor. Okay, and we haven't met before.
Speaker 6 (06:27):
I've seen you, yeah, but I've never met you.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
Yeah okay, And so I was washing Lord glitter Pants
and then he said slipped out of my hands, and
so I think he's there now, who's Lord?
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Clear?
Speaker 6 (06:42):
What is that? What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Lord?
Speaker 5 (06:45):
I'm sorry? Maybe I didn't explain it because like I'm
a little bit panicked, but like so, Lord glitter Pants
is my goldfish, and I was washing him in the
sink and then he slipped out of my hand. He
slipped out of my hands and went down the drain,
and so I'm pretty much thinking like that he probably
maybe popped up on your side in the in the sink.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
First of all, you cannot come to my apartment, and
that is like the weirdest thing I've ever heard. Okay,
you cannot. I haven't even said to you one word ever.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
Are you home? You have if you could just look
in the sink and see if you see him, because
like I figure, maybe he wanted to come back home.
But then like when I was watching him, like you know,
he went down there and then like popped up over there.
If you could.
Speaker 6 (07:32):
Check, I'm not going to look at my think I'm
not look. I can't even do that any right now
because I'm not even home. Okay, this is so weird.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Who does that?
Speaker 6 (07:44):
Well watch the goldfish in sink? Oh much weird though.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
So, uh, you're not home, so you can't check in
the sink. Is it possible if I could just like
go in there and then take.
Speaker 6 (07:53):
A look no, no, no, you can't come to my house.
Absolutely not no.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
But what if Lord Glitterpants has popped up on your side.
Speaker 6 (08:04):
I can guarantee you that if you drop your goldfish
down your sink, it's not going to appear on my sink.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
Well, I would work like that, normally, I would think that.
But Lord Lord glitter Pants is like a very smart
goldfish and he's found his way home three times now
because this has happened before. Except oh my god, no,
I'm thinking that maybe he hopped up on your side.
Speaker 6 (08:29):
I The thing is that I'm not even home.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
First of all, No, I'm not gonna.
Speaker 6 (08:36):
Allow you to come to my home. You can't, but
you're gonna have to get another fish.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
I'm actually outside of your door right now. Wish you
can hear me. I'm knocking on it. No I'm not home.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
I told you.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
Let me knock again. No, I'm not home. I'm wondering
if Lord glitter Pants maybe will answer the door.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Oh my god, you're like the whole stopping person I've
met in my life.
Speaker 6 (09:01):
I never even said hi to you, and now you're like,
want to come into my house? Like who dropped a
goldfish down the sink, you idiot, like, no, hey, I'm
not home.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Hey Erica, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
Doing a phone brank on you and your roommates set
you up.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
Oh my, it's hater.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Why would she do that?
Speaker 3 (09:26):
She knows I'm so afraid of my neighbor.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Yeah, there's no uh that Trevor's not your neighbor, and
there's no cold fish maybe in your sink.
Speaker 6 (09:36):
Oh my god, I will totally believe that he would
do that too.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
It's so bad.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
We thought that every morning with a jew Bolt Own
Franks weekday mornings on the twenties
Say another.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
You both phone Frank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 3 (00:04):
Pull me on ninety six seven. Hello, Hello, Hello, this
is bank from the fraud department. We've noticed some potentially
fraudulent activity on your account ending in If this is
(00:25):
the owner of the account, please say or press one one.
Got it? Thank you very much. We've noticed some fraudulent
activity on your account. But before we go over that,
would you like to take a quick customer satisfaction survey?
Please press or say one for yes or two or no.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
No two SORRYQ.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Got it? You selected to take a customer service satisfaction survey.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
I said no.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
On a scale of one to ten. How much do
you like customer satisfaction surveys?
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Zero customer service? Please a real person please please?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Got it? You selected on a scale of one to ten.
You like customer satisfaction surveys at ten? Thank you?
Speaker 4 (01:07):
What the no customer service? A live person? Plead your boss?
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Got it? You'd like to go back to the customer
satisfaction survey before we tell you about.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
The product account on your eye?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Got it? No? You selected for me to tell you
about christ Please take this or press one for yes,
two for no.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
No, two. I need to speak to someone at My
account has been hacked.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Got it? You'd like to speak to an actual person,
Please press or say one for yes, or press or
say two for no. One yeah, got it? One moment.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
This is stupid.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
It's a great day bank.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
This is Peekins say I can to help.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Hi.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
I just got a call from you guys saying that
I have some sort of fraudulent activity on my account.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Oh boy, I'm so sorry about that. Yeah, let me
just send you into the automated system. That's how we
deal with all the fraud these days. So I can
just send you back in there and you can get
it all verified that way.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
One moment, please, dude, No, I ain't.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Talk to you.
Speaker 6 (02:14):
Not a provo.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Hello, this is Jimmy, the automated phone system for bank.
There's been fraudulent activity on your account ending in. If
this is the owner of the account, please press or
say one one. Got it? You are not the owner
of this account. Would you like to speak to a person?
Please press or.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Say please one yes, one, yes?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Got it? You selected yes? Please hold?
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Please can I'm really hoping you guys can connect with
This is bank.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
This is teddel What can I do you for sure?
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Yeah, please don't hang out on me and don't transfer
me to anybody. Somebody called me telling me my account
might be hacked or some fraudulent charges or something that
you can deal with on your side.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I'm so sorry about this, so let me just look
into that point. Did you try an automated phone system,
because we have a new auto I tried that six times.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
I'm good. Please do not send me back to them.
I need someone who's a living human being to help
me here.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
What did you think of Jimmy on the automated phone system.
I think it's working great.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
I have the honesty that he sucked and I hate
him and I never want to deal with him again.
So please don't ever do that again to anybody, not
just being, but the human rights.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Oh well, that is a shame, you know what.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Some must have just gone a little funky with it.
Let me just send you back over to it and
try it that it will work. I'll make sure it works.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
For you this time.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Please hold.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Hello, This is Jimmy the automated phone system for Bake
the account Indian. I've had some fraudulent activity. If you
would like to hear the fraudulent activity. Please press or
say one free S two for no one. Yeah, got it.
You selected to cancel your account and credit cards. If
(04:00):
this is correct, please say one. If this is not correct,
please say two two.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
This is not Were you coming up with this?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
No? Got it? Your accounts have been canceled. Well, I
don't like to come back as a member. We're always
interested in having you. No, I love you. What's happening here?
What just happened? Will you marry me? If yes, press one?
If no, press or say two.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
What the Robbie?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
This is actually Dubil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone brank on you and your girlfriend Sarah say you up?
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Oh my god, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
She said that automated phone systems bug you and she
wanted to message you about it.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Man, I hated and I wanted to kill him.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Actually, honestly, wait talked every morning with a two bull
phone pranks weekday mornings on the twenties. Is another j
bole phone.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Prank weekday mornings on the twenties only.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
On ninety six seven kiss.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
An Hello, Yeah, I need I need access?
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Oh anyway, what am I talking to?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (05:15):
Sorry, my name is Trevor, and I need access to
your apartment.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
I think you get the wrong number of Trevor is Erica.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
Yeah, yeah, I need access to your apartment. But I'm
like kind of an emergency.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
So I don't even know who you are, Trevor. I'm sorry,
I don't No, I don't think So what do you
mean you need access to my apartment? What are you
talking about?
Speaker 5 (05:45):
My name is Trevor, and I live next door to you.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
Oh, so why do you.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Need to come to my apartment?
Speaker 5 (05:58):
Because uh, I have had a problem with Lord glitter
Pants and I'm pretty sure he's probably there.
Speaker 6 (06:03):
Now what what are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (06:06):
You need access to who? Lord?
Speaker 5 (06:09):
Lord glitter Pants? He So, okay, I guess I should
give you the full story.
Speaker 6 (06:17):
Yes you should.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
Okay. So I live next door to you, and my
name is Trevor. Okay, and we haven't met before.
Speaker 6 (06:27):
I've seen you, yeah, but I've never met you.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
Yeah okay, And so I was washing Lord glitter Pants
and then he said slipped out of my hands, and
so I think he's there now, who's Lord?
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Clear?
Speaker 6 (06:42):
What is that? What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Lord?
Speaker 5 (06:45):
I'm sorry? Maybe I didn't explain it because like I'm
a little bit panicked, but like so, Lord glitter Pants
is my goldfish, and I was washing him in the
sink and then he slipped out of my hand. He
slipped out of my hands and went down the drain,
and so I'm pretty much thinking like that he probably
maybe popped up on your side in the in the sink.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
First of all, you cannot come to my apartment, and
that is like the weirdest thing I've ever heard. Okay,
you cannot. I haven't even said to you one word ever.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
Are you home? You have if you could just look
in the sink and see if you see him, because
like I figure, maybe he wanted to come back home.
But then like when I was watching him, like you know,
he went down there and then like popped up over there.
If you could.
Speaker 6 (07:32):
Check, I'm not going to look at my think I'm
not look. I can't even do that any right now
because I'm not even home. Okay, this is so weird.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Who does that?
Speaker 6 (07:44):
Well watch the goldfish in sink? Oh much weird though.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
So, uh, you're not home, so you can't check in
the sink. Is it possible if I could just like
go in there and then take.
Speaker 6 (07:53):
A look no, no, no, you can't come to my house.
Absolutely not no.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
But what if Lord Glitterpants has popped up on your side.
Speaker 6 (08:04):
I can guarantee you that if you drop your goldfish
down your sink, it's not going to appear on my sink.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
Well, I would work like that, normally, I would think that.
But Lord Lord glitter Pants is like a very smart
goldfish and he's found his way home three times now
because this has happened before. Except oh my god, no,
I'm thinking that maybe he hopped up on your side.
Speaker 6 (08:29):
I The thing is that I'm not even home.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
First of all, No, I'm not gonna.
Speaker 6 (08:36):
Allow you to come to my home. You can't, but
you're gonna have to get another fish.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
I'm actually outside of your door right now. Wish you
can hear me. I'm knocking on it. No I'm not home.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
I told you.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
Let me knock again. No, I'm not home. I'm wondering
if Lord glitter Pants maybe will answer the door.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Oh my god, you're like the whole stopping person I've
met in my life.
Speaker 6 (09:01):
I never even said hi to you, and now you're like,
want to come into my house? Like who dropped a
goldfish down the sink, you idiot, like, no, hey, I'm
not home.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Hey Erica, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
Doing a phone brank on you and your roommates set
you up.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
Oh my, it's hater.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Why would she do that?
Speaker 3 (09:26):
She knows I'm so afraid of my neighbor.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Yeah, there's no uh that Trevor's not your neighbor, and
there's no cold fish maybe in your sink.
Speaker 6 (09:36):
Oh my god, I will totally believe that he would
do that too.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
It's so bad.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
We thought that every morning with a jew Bolt Own
Franks weekday mornings on the twenties
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