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March 31, 2025 9 mins
Get ready for a laughter-filled episode of The Jubal Show's Phone Pranks segment! In this episode, we bring you two side-splitting pranks that will leave you in stitches. First, listen as Jubal takes on the persona of Pete Ekins, a cable company representative with a bizarre obsession with chickens and eggs. Watch the frustration build as the unsuspecting victim, Jordan, tries to get her Wi-Fi issues resolved while Pete can't stop clucking about his breakfast.

Next, we dive into a plumbing disaster with Trevor, a new installation tech who hilariously confuses bidets with water fountains. The chaos unfolds as the homeowner realizes their sinks have been replaced with bidets, leading to a series of outrageous misunderstandings. Will Trevor manage to fix the mess, or will the homeowner's patience run out?

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is another jubile phone.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Frank weekday mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Only one six.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Hello, what's up?

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Who is this?

Speaker 2 (00:17):
What's up? But Hi? My name is Petekins.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
I'm calling from cable and I'm responding to a few
emails that we've gotten.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Is this Jordan? Yeah, what's up? Chicken butt? Sorry about that?
Just joking around here.

Speaker 4 (00:36):
Okay, I just had some eggs for breakfast, so great
thinking about chickens.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Got chickens on the brain.

Speaker 5 (00:44):
Excuse me, I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
I'm glad you had eggs for breakfast.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
Well, we talked it over several times to fix our
Wi Fi and it's still not working. So I need
to know what's going.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
On, you know what?

Speaker 4 (00:58):
You know how they say locally sourced and things like
that when you get eggs from a restaurant.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
A lot of times are you calling from the cable company.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
I'm not sure what's going on?

Speaker 4 (01:10):
Oh yeah I am, and yeah, sorry about that. I
just got chickens on the brain. I just had some
delicious eggs. But anyway, yes, O case here, you're having
a problem with your WIFEI real quick. I just wanted
to ask you. You know how they say locally sourced
eggs and stuff like that. Sure, do you know how
that happens that they just have chickens? Like?

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Is it just a house down the street that has chickens?

Speaker 3 (01:30):
I I don't know. Listen, I'm really sorry, but I
don't really care about eggs right now. I just really
want my wife I fixed.

Speaker 5 (01:36):
So can we get to the point.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
Yes, well, my point with that question was like, I
wonder are the chickens warm and the eggs or are
the humans warm and the eggs?

Speaker 5 (01:47):
Please? Please?

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Sorry?

Speaker 4 (01:48):
Okay, so you're having some issues with your wee fee yes, okay,
so tell me about it.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
You guys are just kept coming over and trying to
fix it, and we keep getting pissed off the Internet.
And if I get on, it's just moving so slow.
I can't watch any videos. I can't work, I can't
do anything. Gobbles gone on for too long.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Gobble gobble, excuse me?

Speaker 4 (02:10):
Oh, I'm sorry that was out loud. That wasn't a
chicken sound. That's a turkey's gobble right in chicken's clock.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Can I I'm sorry? Can I speak to someone else
about what your manager around?

Speaker 4 (02:23):
You want to speak to a manager about the chickens stuff,
the chicken questions?

Speaker 3 (02:28):
No, the wi fi?

Speaker 4 (02:30):
Oh yes, I'm so sorry about that. Sometimes I just
get so focused on one fact and I just can't
let go. So can you do me a favor If
you could google an answer for me, then I could
get to move in on to your question.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
I can't google anything.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
I told you.

Speaker 5 (02:44):
Our wife doesn't work.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
Oh okay, so yes, please describe it to me one
more time.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Sorry about that.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
I just had breakfast, some delicious eggs, and I just
can't stop thinking about.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Can you just let me speak to someone else.

Speaker 5 (02:56):
I can't do this anymore.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Can you give me one more chance?

Speaker 3 (02:59):
Fine, but just stay on track and talk about my WiFi.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Okay, So back, what was the problem?

Speaker 5 (03:06):
So?

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Have you tried restarting your router? Forgot?

Speaker 5 (03:10):
Fuck?

Speaker 2 (03:11):
How is that as it?

Speaker 5 (03:12):
Wait?

Speaker 3 (03:13):
I don't know what's going on over there. You're well mentally,
but yes, we've restarted the router of four hundred times.
That's what they asked us every time to do.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
And it doesn't work.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
I need to speak with someone who knows what forgot.
Excuse me, stop, you are so rude.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
I'm not meaning to be rude. I'm still sorry.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
I don't know if I described this to you, but
I had some delicious eggs and I just cannot stop
thinking about them.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Okay, ing up, you were literally the worst customer service
person I have ever encountered. You won't answer a question
that I asked. You're making weird noises. I'm sorry, but
you know what, I'm not sorry.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
I'm not sorry.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
Cancel my service so you know what?

Speaker 2 (03:51):
You know what for? You?

Speaker 3 (03:51):
Cancel my clucking service?

Speaker 5 (03:53):
Idiot?

Speaker 4 (03:54):
Okay, now that was very well timed. I'd rather not cancel, though.
Is there a way that I can ask you to
not talk to my manager and maybe we can I
can help you with your issue here with the Wi Fi?

Speaker 3 (04:05):
Nope, put me on the phone with your manager.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
Right, how about I just tell you that your boyfriend
Darren say yep for a phone prank.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
That'd be easier.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
Wait what, Yeah, this is Jubil from the Jebel Show
doing a phone prank on you and your boyfriend Darren
set you up.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
No, he didn't, it's a joke. He said.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
You guys just moved in together and you're having trouble
with the Wi Fi, so you wanted me to just
frustrate you a little bit more.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
Oh my god, I couldn't believe I was talking to someone.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
That's stupid. We thought that every morning with a jeuwbel
phone pranks weekday mornings on the twenties. This is another
jubile phone.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Crank weekday mornings on the twenties only.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
On ninety six seven Kiss that son.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Hello, Hi, this is Trevor.

Speaker 5 (04:57):
Okay, Hi, Trevor.

Speaker 4 (04:59):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
So yeah, it looks like everything is good to go.

Speaker 5 (05:06):
With What are you talking about? Where are you calling from?

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Oh? I'm sorry.

Speaker 6 (05:09):
This is the first time I'm making one of these
phone calls because I'm new, uh installation tech at plumbing,
and we were installing your water fountains today and uh
I just wrapped up, so like I let myself out
now and you have water fountains all throughout the house now,
So they there and I tested them out. They should be,

(05:30):
you know, good to go. If there's any issue, you
can just.

Speaker 5 (05:34):
What do you mean water fountains?

Speaker 4 (05:36):
I didn't.

Speaker 5 (05:37):
I didn't order any water fountains.

Speaker 6 (05:40):
Well, the things that they gave me to install their
their water fountains.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
No no, no, no, no, no, no, what are you talking about?

Speaker 4 (05:52):
Water?

Speaker 5 (05:52):
Found that we were getting some of the days installed above?
What where did you put them? So?

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Where all the sinks are?

Speaker 6 (06:02):
I took those out and put the water fountains there
because I figured that's where they were supposed to go.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
I'm new here.

Speaker 5 (06:08):
Oh my god, are you here? Oh my god? Are
you doing it? Oh my god?

Speaker 2 (06:13):
I can't really do this, did you?

Speaker 5 (06:18):
What are you doing? Those are the days? Those are
for your donnot know what a the day is? Like,
how do you work for a plumbing company? Oh my god?

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Okay, so water phons are called bidets.

Speaker 5 (06:30):
No, they're not water fountains. They're the days there for
when you take it like, that's like not, Oh my god,
you honest, you're read. I don't know what bida is.

Speaker 6 (06:41):
Well I saw the word, but then it looks like
a bite it, bite it.

Speaker 5 (06:47):
No, it's not bite it. It's it's French. It's for
cleaning your backside? Do you go to the bathroom? Like,
how do you not know this? You're a plumber.

Speaker 6 (06:56):
So my cousin works here and he got me the job.
But you're saying so in France they use water fountains
to clean their bum.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Bomb No, their bidets.

Speaker 5 (07:08):
Oh my god, I give up. Like so you're telling
me I just paid three thousand dollars and you just
put bidets where they're supposed to be.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
How im' I supposed use to sink?

Speaker 5 (07:16):
Now?

Speaker 6 (07:17):
Well, okay, so that was the question that I was
wondering because I was like, if they want water fountains
and all their sinks, like, what are they going to
use to like wash the dishes or whatever?

Speaker 5 (07:26):
You are such an idiot. Oh my god, you need
to fix this, like right now, like seriously, I need
to talk to a manager or something. You got, you
gotta you gotta go fix this like this is I
can't believe.

Speaker 6 (07:36):
You put Oh my god, from the sounds of things,
you're not happy with the water fountains being placed where
the sinks are, and you want it redone.

Speaker 5 (07:46):
Yes, I want to put back Those aren't water fountains there, bidets.
They're for cleaning your butt, and you need to get
it fixed now.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Okay. So I think I have a way to fix it.

Speaker 6 (07:58):
What if I put like little stairs up to the
counters so that you could use the counter to do
that thing, you know with the bum bomb, for until
we can replace them, which will be, like we're pretty busy,
so it might be maybe a month or two.

Speaker 5 (08:16):
Do you want me to crawl up on my counter
to go to the bathroom. This is the dumbest thing
I've ever heard. Just get please, I need a manager
like now.

Speaker 6 (08:24):
Well, I mean it could be a pretty good fix
for now, like I could just make some little stairs.

Speaker 5 (08:32):
No, I'm not watching my my counters like I'm gonna
call your manager right now. You're I'm gonna get fired.
This is this is incompetent.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (08:40):
Okay, well then maybe I should just let you know
it's a prank phone call.

Speaker 4 (08:44):
No what Yeah, this is actually Gebil from the Jubil
Show doing a phone prank on you and your wife
set you up.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
It's a joke. Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (08:57):
She said that you are having been day Is installed
at your house today and the workers were there and
she wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 5 (09:05):
Oh my god, I'm the killer.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
I can't believe that.

Speaker 5 (09:09):
I literally thought I had the days where all my
sins were Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
We thought that every morning with a two bolt phone
price weekday mornings on the twenties,
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