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April 15, 2025 9 mins
Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and jaw-dropping moments in this episode of The Jubal Show's Phone Pranks! We kick things off with a hilarious prank involving a foul ball at a baseball game. Pete and John track down a fan who caught a foul ball, only to "retrieve" it from a kid and try to sell it back to the original catcher. The confusion and outrage that ensue are pure comedy gold!

But that's not all! In the second prank, we introduce you to "Dunk," the self-proclaimed new boyfriend of a listener's ex-wife. Dunk's awkward attempt to bond with the ex-husband over co-parenting plans and diet advice for their daughter is both cringe-worthy and side-splittingly funny. Will the ex-husband keep his cool, or will Dunk's antics push him over the edge?

Tune in to find out how these pranks unfold and enjoy the laughter that only The Jubal Show can deliver. Don't miss out on the fun – subscribe now and never miss an episode of Phone Pranks!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is another j bullphone crank weekday mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only one six. Hello, Yeah, I got your ball back.
Wait what who is Hey? My name is Pete Eakins
and this is John.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yeah, I knew it, Yes, home run, I knew I
tracked it down. I was sorry about the weird phone call.
We don't know each other. But something happened the other
day and I.

Speaker 4 (00:34):
Yeah, first of all, how did you get my number?

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Who are you?

Speaker 4 (00:39):
And how did you get my number?

Speaker 1 (00:40):
I just I have a lot of contacts at the
DMV and stuff. Anyway, you are going to want to
thank me, sir.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
For what.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Well, the other day you were at a baseball game. Correct, Yeah,
guess who was sitting about three rows behind you.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
I'm guilty charge it was me. Yep, yep, it was me.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
So I was saying about three grows behind you at
the game the other day, and whoa that foul ball, man,
that's headed straight for your head and you're able to
get your mind up there and just grab that, just
pluck that thing out of the air. Very impressive when
you caught that foul ball at the baseball game.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
Well, that's that's why we bring him in to the game.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Are you mad?

Speaker 4 (01:16):
Are you mad at that I got it and you did?

Speaker 1 (01:19):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:20):
I wasn't mad at all. You know what I was
mad about?

Speaker 1 (01:24):
What that little hool again that took the ball from you?

Speaker 2 (01:28):
No one took that.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
I gave that ball. I gave the ball to the
kid because he.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Didn't ye, he caught a foul ball. And then on
my way out, I noticed that if the kid. There
was a kid about seven or eight that was carrying
the ball that you caught, and I figured you must
have left it under your seat or something and then
they picked it up.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
No, no, no, I gave that kid the ball. Uh huh,
you didn't feel it.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Yeah, well guess who's got the ball now?

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Yep, I got it back for you, that kid.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
That kid gave you the ball.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
I got it back.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
Are you you took that ball from that?

Speaker 1 (02:03):
I got it back for you. You're welcome. So yeah,
I saw him walking through the parking lot with his parents.
I was able to track him down and I just
ran by and grabbed the ball out of his hand
and kept running.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
His dad tried to catch you couldn't even keep up.
So yeah, when do you want to meet up to
get the ball.

Speaker 5 (02:19):
Never well, and I'm first of all, you're stealing balls
from a kid, and then you're calling Why are you
calling me?

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Why? What did the guy want?

Speaker 1 (02:26):
I guess I can see why you're you're you know,
you're trying to be nice, but that really that child
stole the foul ball that you caught from you.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
If you really think about it, wasn't.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
As a gift on the bus me so much. Yeah,
that's why these kids are so entitled these days. Didn't
work for it all. You caught that foul ball. This
should be your ball. So twenty bucks?

Speaker 4 (02:46):
What about twenty bucks?

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Fifteen?

Speaker 5 (02:50):
You stole you stole this ball from a kid and
then got my phone number, and now you're calling me
to see if you can get twenty bucks from me.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Okay, hard bargainer, will go fifteen.

Speaker 4 (03:02):
It's called extortion, you nerd. I'll call the cops.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
I don't even know.

Speaker 5 (03:06):
What clients I'm calling the DMB right now because I
got to figure out how you got my number.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Oh thirteen dollars, how about that?

Speaker 5 (03:13):
I can't believe that I would catch a foul ball
be nice enough to give it to a kid. You
a maniac would chase that kid down the parking lot,
steal the ball.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
From him, and then call.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Back Gey for me eleven dollars and the ball is
yours again.

Speaker 5 (03:28):
No, no, no, how about how you give me fifty
bucks and I don't beat your.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
Down at the dmb Okay.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Wow, didn't think we're gonna get this dad. I'll go
nine dollars, nine dollars. Then you get your ball back,
I'll bring it back to you. Where can we meet?

Speaker 4 (03:43):
You want to meet at the hospital or you want
to meet at the police station.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
I would like to stay away from both.

Speaker 4 (03:47):
Want to save you a trip.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Do you work at one of those places? Because it
did in sane.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
Now you're either gonna meet at the er because I'm
gonna beat you almost after death. Are you gonna be
I'm gonna get the cops because you stole the ball
from a kid and now you're trying to extore money
out of me to get it back.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Fine, then I'll just let you know it's a prank
phone call on your friend. Eric said, yeah, fine, it's
what It's a prank phone call. And your friend Eric said, yep,
he was at the game with you when you caught
the ball and gave it to the love kid, so
he wanted to mess with.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
I cannot believe that Eric would do this. I actually
thought you were the kind of maniac that would steal
a ball from a little kid.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
We thought every morning with a two bull phone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties, it's another two bull phone.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Pranks weekday mornings on the twenties, only one six seven
kiss that Hello, Yeah, what's up? It's Donk?

Speaker 6 (04:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Uh, who is this dog? It's nice to meet you, bro.
Do I know you?

Speaker 6 (04:56):
Oh well no, like I don't think we've officially met.
I don't even if you've been told about me yet.
But like my name is Paul Dunkler. But like everybody
just calls me Donk and I'm dating Wendy, your ex wife.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Oh okay, yeah, I did not know about this. That's
news to me.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
Yeah, dude. And so like we started dating, you know
what I mean?

Speaker 6 (05:21):
And so I figured I would call and say what's up,
you know, like introduce myself because like you know, I
know it's gonna be hard for you to hear about
like your ex wife is like back on the dating scene.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
And then obviously like with me, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
So yeah, yeah, I don't know if you should be
calling me, buddy. I think that you know, you should
probably wait for her to introduce us properly.

Speaker 6 (05:45):
Yeah that's what she was saying to you, but you knew.
I kind of took it to paunched myself because DONC
just figures it's better to get out in front of things,
you know what I mean, and.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
Crush it, get out and start kid out in front
of what I mean. You know, we said it was
cool if she was dating. I didn't know she had
a boyfriend.

Speaker 6 (06:06):
But yeah, well you're not even like a fish, Like yeah,
DONK doesn't fear commitment, dude, but like we're not like
fully like a fish. Yeah, you know, we've been on
four dates. So but you know, like you guys used
to like be married or whatever. So I figured it'd
be cool to call and just.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
Like you've only been on board dates, you've only been
on four dates, and you're already saying you're her boyfriend.

Speaker 6 (06:33):
Well I mean no, but yes, you know what I mean.
Like that's where it always goes with how did you even.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Get my number?

Speaker 3 (06:40):
How?

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Why? How did how?

Speaker 3 (06:42):
How are you calling me right now?

Speaker 2 (06:45):
How am I calling you? Dude?

Speaker 6 (06:46):
So this is cool because like I like to call
them teaching moments, and you know, since you guys have
a kid together. Uh, I find that to be a good,
like a challenging sometimes to like, you know, explain things.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
But like, how am I calling you? Dude?

Speaker 6 (07:01):
So I don't really know all about how cell phones
work or whatever, but like, how.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
Did you get my number?

Speaker 2 (07:08):
How did you get my number?

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (07:10):
Yeah, I got it from her phone? Dude, I got
it from your ex wife's phone.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
You're going into her phone. You've been on four dates
and you're already in her phone.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
Dude. Not cool. That's not cool at all.

Speaker 6 (07:22):
Okay, So, like in my mind, dude, before Doc called you,
I thought like this would go different, you know, like
you'd be stoked to hear that.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
Well why would I Why would I be stoked?

Speaker 2 (07:35):
Why would I be so?

Speaker 3 (07:36):
Also, what why are you.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Speaking a third person? No, it's just weird. No, it's
just me and you on the phone. Dude.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
Yeah, but you're like, oh, Doc this and Doc that, Like,
stop referring to yourself in the third person.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
No, dude, but you're you're a you're a dude.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
I'm shocked that I'm shocked at you. What you did?
You even go near a guy like you?

Speaker 6 (08:02):
Okay, So like basically why I wanted to call you though, dude,
is to go or like the co parenting plan, you know,
because like.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
Own parenting plans. Yeah, and lay away from my daughter.

Speaker 6 (08:15):
Okay, I just figure like diet wise, we should be
like going for gains like at a young age, you
know what I mean. So like I'm thinking high protein,
low car like make sure she gets her macros.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
In No, I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
She's a fifth grader. She doesn't need to be.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
Making gains or macros or whatever. Like, Yeah, I'm gonna
call my ex wife right now because I don't know
what kind of decisions she's letting you make for our
family without even consulting me first.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
But it is not Okay, this is stup man.

Speaker 6 (08:46):
Okay, Well then I'll let you know that this is
actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
A phone prank on you and your ex wife. Wendy
set you up.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
Wait, this isn't You're not who is You're not her
boy friend? One?

Speaker 6 (08:58):
No, it's a joke said that you guys are still
cool and you've talked about that you would tell each
other when you're dating and stuff, and she wanted to
freak you out.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
My god, you honestly sound you talked about You don't
even sound like her type, but you sounded like the
worst human being of the planet.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
I can't even.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
Oh, thank god, Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
We thought that every morning with a jewboltone pranks weekday
mornings on the twenties.
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