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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Another two bullphone cracks Mornings on the twenties on.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Time.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Hello, yeah, hey, this is Hank Collin from Boating RV.
Always looking for Stephen.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, this is hey Steve.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
We we are almost done, just about it.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Yeah, I need it by this weekend, so that's great.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Okay, Yeah, well, I got to tell you this is
one of the most exciting vehicles I've ever worked on.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Well okay, yeah, I mean yeah, we are you know.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Yeah, yeah, we are putting the brakes on it right now,
and this thing is super cool.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
What do you mean, Just get the brake pads all done?
You pick it up?
Speaker 4 (00:46):
This everything?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Boy, Look, would you mind if I come for you
just like you take me around the block or something
I've always wanted to be and something like that.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
What do you mean brake pads?
Speaker 4 (00:55):
You're talking about the boat?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yes, I aim certain coolst boat I've ever seen in
my life. This is the highlight of my career. I've
been doing this a long time. This side of the
project I haven't worked on. I don't even know how
you got that idea, but I love it. I'm plean
to do it myself. If I forget the boot.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Why are you putting break pads on it?
Speaker 4 (01:13):
What do you mean, like, where would you wheels?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
It's a boat?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Oh boy, it did it? Didn't wheel did it? His
thing too?
Speaker 4 (01:23):
But I don't know what.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I don't know what in the world made you come up.
I want to have a car boat, but I love it.
I gotta tell you, school steak. I haven't worked on I
don't think your project. So I think you know what
having and you're gonna be very when you pick it up.
This car boat, he's the best car boat I've ever
seen my life. I only cardboard I have ever seen my
life was break and I put an lecture a couple
of racial drives on there. So you don't love that too.
(01:47):
That's free charge. That's for giving me the pleasure of
making the car boot?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
All all right?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
I just did you.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Put wheels on my boat? Did you turn my boat
into a car? Is that what you're telling me?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
That is what you ordered? Car?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
But no, that's not what I ordered. It's not what
I ordered. I I wanted you.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
To fix my boat, to ship the doors. That wasn't
for you. I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
You should not put doors on my boat.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
We got a You got a boat coop now with
the wheels on it.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
Now, I'm gonna come down there right now, and my
boat better be fished.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
We got your boat, and it'll be done very soon.
And I'm just so confused because you don't say I'm
very sad about it.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
You're telling me you put wheels on my boat.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Carboot is what you asked for, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
I did not ask for that.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Who the heck asked for a car boot? Because this
is a very stun vehicle.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
I don't know who asked for a car boat. I
didn't ask for a car boat. And I'm entering a
competition this weekend and I need that car show on.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
It's a car show.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
It's a fishing competition, it's not. It's not a car show.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
You a car what you're getting fish in for the
fishing competition which you go fishing for fish competition.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
I didn't ask for the wheel on my boat, or
Chevy doors or whatever else you did.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
I don't know how you guys got that. I don't
know what kind of.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
Company you guys are running here. I did not ask
for you to put tires on my boat.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I did not ask you to.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Shed doors on my boat.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
I'm looking to win a lot.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Of money on this listen this weekend.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
And if you guys mess my boat up, you you
understand me.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
We did not. I assure you we did not miss
your take that tires on it. We 's a car now,
that's why it's car boot.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
It's not a car, it's a boat.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
I want to I don't know where you got.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
This idea cart.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
It's a boat.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
It's not a car, boat or a boat.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Car whatever.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
Boat?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
What about Will?
Speaker 5 (03:43):
What what do you mean Will?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yeah, this is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show doing
a phone brink on you and your buddy Will set
you up.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Oh my god. He said you had your.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Boat being worked on for a big fishing competition you're entering,
and he wanted me to turn it into boat.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
Well, you know, I am supposed to win a lot
of money on a fishing competition, so you know.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
But if I do, I am not taking Will on
the vacation with me or anything like that.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
We thought every morning with a jubul Phone pranks weekday
mornings on the twenties. It's another jubile phone prank weekday
mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Only on ninety six seven kiss that.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Hello.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Hi, uh, this is Trevor. Okay, is this land? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (04:42):
Yeah, okay, so yeah, I'm ready to get like.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
My groove on.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
You know, I don't I think you might have the
wrong number.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Oh wait, I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 6 (04:56):
Oh I think I forgot to introduce myself fully.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Okay, my name is Trevor.
Speaker 7 (05:05):
Yes, I know your name is Trevor and oh yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:09):
Oh and I'm calling from DJ, the company that is
you hired to DJ your wedding.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
This weekend, okay, and the.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
Person that you had booked to DJ your wedding he
got sick, so we have to give you a replacement DJ.
Speaker 7 (05:33):
But my wedding is this weekend. I've gone through everything.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Already with David, Like, yeah, well I.
Speaker 6 (05:39):
Think I can learn how to DJ in time. So
I've been practicing already.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Do you think you're just learning?
Speaker 6 (05:50):
Yeah, I'm just I just because, like you know, David,
the guy that was going to DJA your wedding got sick,
so I was like, well I'll feel in and so yeah,
yesterday I downloaded like the software.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
No, no, no, I always Trevor.
Speaker 7 (06:06):
No, you there's got to be someone else who can
help me out.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Well, the money we.
Speaker 7 (06:11):
Spent, I'm not getting some like new novice DJ. This
is ridiculous.
Speaker 6 (06:16):
I'm pretty sure I can learn by then. And I
was going to ask you, do you think I should
go by DJ Trevy.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Trev I really could care less what name you go by.
Speaker 7 (06:26):
You're just learning, You're not You're not ready to be
a DJ. You're not doing my wedding.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
Well, I think I can get ready in time. And
I already started putting together a playlist that I think
you're gonna love.
Speaker 7 (06:40):
No, I already have a playlist, and like, I worked
on it. Did you have the original playlist? Yeah, other DJ.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
I got the playlist that you went over with the
other DJ, and I was looking at it and I
will I well.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
I was like, there's no bangers on.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
It, you know.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Up, No, this is my wedding, not yours.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
Well, I was going to go over the playlist with
you right now of what I thought would be good
at your wedding.
Speaker 7 (07:14):
Why don't you focus on learning how to be a
DJ and not on the song choices I've already kicked them.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
I thought I would start with the song gold digger.
Speaker 6 (07:24):
Yeah, how about another one, bites the dust.
Speaker 7 (07:33):
Have you been to a wedding?
Speaker 4 (07:34):
No?
Speaker 7 (07:35):
Do you know what it's about? It's about relationships.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Oh so biting the dust does not sound promising.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
Okay, well, I haven't been to a wedding before, but
I've also been watching my wedding is this weekend.
Speaker 7 (07:48):
You are freaking me out.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
I've been watching hell of hits on YouTube of weddings
to kind of like get the feel.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
This is unacceptable.
Speaker 7 (07:57):
You are not doing my wedding. I deserve a ref
can I need? I want my money back?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Cancel this?
Speaker 6 (08:04):
Unfortunately, like we can't refund the money, so.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Yes you can.
Speaker 7 (08:10):
The DJ who I acquired is not working now, so
I'm canceling this.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Okay. If I can't DJ, I can juggle.
Speaker 7 (08:19):
You're not juggling at my wedding. I need a DJ.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Well.
Speaker 6 (08:25):
I also have three trained raccoons and they're good entertainment.
Speaker 7 (08:29):
So raccoons are not good.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Hey Lynn, this is actually Jebel from Jebel Show doing
a phone brank on you and your fiance.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Say you up, Oh my god, thank god, it's a joke.
He said that.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Right now.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
You've been freaking out the.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Wedding is this weekend, and he wanted to make you
think the DJ cancels.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Oh my god, I'm gonna freak and kill him.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
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