April 9, 2025 • 9 mins
Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughter with The Jubal Show's Phone Pranks segment! In this episode, we bring you two side-splitting pranks that will leave you in stitches. First, we have Amber, who gets a call from a mysterious stranger claiming she broke his car window with a golf ball. The tension escalates as he threatens to break her house windows in retaliation, only to reveal it's all a prank set up by her friend Emma.
Next, we dive into the wild world of a school field trip gone wrong. Miranda receives a frantic call from a supposed chaperone at the zoo, claiming her husband has jumped into the elephant enclosure after a few too many drinks. The chaos unfolds with hilarious twists and turns, culminating in the revelation that it's all a prank orchestrated by her husband. Tune in for these outrageous stories and more, only on The Jubal Show!
Next, we dive into the wild world of a school field trip gone wrong. Miranda receives a frantic call from a supposed chaperone at the zoo, claiming her husband has jumped into the elephant enclosure after a few too many drinks. The chaos unfolds with hilarious twists and turns, culminating in the revelation that it's all a prank orchestrated by her husband. Tune in for these outrageous stories and more, only on The Jubal Show!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is another jubile phone crank weekday mornings on the
twenties only.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
On ninety six seven.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Kiss that don hello? Or or.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Dang it? Almost? Try another one? Here we go four?
Oh still clothes, still clothes?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Hey, Hello? Hello? Yi?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Yeah? Who is this?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Oh? Would you like to know? Is this Amber?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Oh? Almost? Dang it? What is going on?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Who is it?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Hi? Amber? My name is Pete Deakins. How are you?
And I am the one?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
The one?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
What?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I'm the person?
Speaker 3 (00:59):
You're the the what person? What do you talk?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Well, let me just go ahead and take your memory
for a little jock. So the other day you were
at golf course? Correct?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Yes, right, yes?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
And how did that golfing experience or oh, dang it?
How'd that golfing experience go for you?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Amber?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
It was fine?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
How did you know that I was there? How did
I know you were there?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
I was driving by the golf course and there was
a group of women at one of the tea's and
I saw somebody swing and then the next thing I know,
bam right on my front windshield a golf ball that
was hit out of play. So you know what I did?
I turned around, waited in the parking lot for you
(01:44):
guys to leave, and I followed you home, so I
knew who it was who hit my car, and it
was you.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
You followed me home. You know where I live now.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Yes, I do, and that's how I got your phone number,
tracked you down from the address. So I think we
need to talk about a little bit of reimbursement for
my car window.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
I'll ball, we talk about how much of a creepy
you are. I call the police for what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Oh, no big deal.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I'm just out here in front of your house, swinging
golf balls at your house, trying.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
To break one of your windows since you broke my
car window?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 4 (02:22):
I'm at work right now, but I'm about to call
the cops and.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Have them come.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Chack sorry on the tea, Please be quiet on the teeth.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Four.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Oh dang it, that was so close.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Oh you got to quiet down when golfers are golf
and you know how that goes and its window breaker.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
If you break a window, you.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Are not really at Literally, I'm gonna call the cops.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Yes, oh, get hit window.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I was trying a.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Number two out of it.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Feel you're going to know for sting for my property.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
See if I can do this again? You think I
can go three for three?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Oh my goodness, Tiger Woods.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
That three windows.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Do you remember there's something crazy going on, Like there's
a guy outside of my house.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I have to go.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
I'm okay, I'm getting all right, I'm getting in my car.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
I'm leaving work there.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Oh boy, I'll just let you know.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
This is a phone brink right now so I don't
have to have that golf club.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
This is actually Jewel from Jewel Show doing a phone
brink on you and your friend Emma set you up.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Wait what it's a joke.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
You're kidding, Yeah, kidding.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I am. Your friend.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Emma told us you were golfing the other day and
you think you hit a car, so she wanted to
mess with you.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
My coworker literally just came into my office.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
I was like screaming at the top of.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
My mom at work. My god, I'm gonna kill Emma.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
We thought Every morning with a two Bull phone pranks
Weekday Mornings on the twenties is another ju Bull phone.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Pranks Weekday Mornings on the twenties. Only one six seven
kiss that.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Hello. Oh my goodness, oh my good hello. Hello, Hey,
hi U is it Miranda? This is p d Agins
calling from Elementary.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
How are you? Oh my goodness? Oh boy, oh boy.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Oh are you calling me? It's so loud where you
are something.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Okay, so yeah, so sorry about that. Let me just
step away a little bit. Oh boy, oh boy. I'm yes, hello, hello.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Yeah, I'm here. I'm waiting for you.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I'm so sorry. My name is Pete Akins. I'm calling
from Elementary. We are on a.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Field trip today to the zoo.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Yeah yeah, and we have a little bit of a
oh my god, oh happening. Ok yeah, there's a little
bit of a situation I need to call you about
and I don't know how we should handle this. Well.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
I would love to know what you're calling me back,
because I'm starting to freak out over here, like I
don't understand what that noise is and.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
That's elephants that we're by the elephants.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Oh boy, boy.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Is everything okay?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Please just tell me?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
My kid is okay?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Oh yeah, your son is fine. Ah, he's doing great.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Well.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
He seems a little he seems a little concerned as well,
like all of us here, can you.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Just tell me what's going on?
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Like five minutes?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Well, yeah, your husband just says, chaperoning the field trip
today and he decided to just jump.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Oh wow, that's gotta hurt he.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Is he okay?
Speaker 1 (06:13):
He? He is trying to fight the elephants right now.
I don't know what sparked. Yeah, I don't know what
sparked it. But he's jumped into the elephant area in the.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
I don't understand what's going on? Is this?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Like? Is he okay? Why is he in there?
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Did some people from the zoo take him in there?
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Hella?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Oh no, he he just jumped over the railing and
he's in there with the elephants right now, and they're
telling me they're gonna call the cops, and.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
I just don't know what to do.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Well, somebody should call the cops if he's not okay, Like,
what's going on? I don't I'm hearing all these loud noises?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Is he like a lot? How did he's actually he's
on the elephant's back right now. I don't know how
he did that. Yeah, the elephant does not sound happy
about it. Can you hear the elephant? He does not
sound happy.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Yeah, I can hear the elephant. I'm also not happy
with my husband. Why why is he in there? What
is my My son is okay though.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Yeah, your son is fine? And why he's in there?
I mean, you know, he and I had a couple
drinks on the bus over.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
I don't know if that's you have a drinks on
the steel trip?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
What just me and him, you know, not around the kids.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Yeah, you're chopper earning our children and you have I'm
going to kill my husband. You're chapper owning our kids,
and you have drinks on.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
The way to this zoo.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
We just had yet a few shots and a couple uh,
a couple of drinks in what Yeah, we try to
make them, you know, sometimes these field trips get a
little bit Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Where what? First of all, where did you guys have shots?
This is ridiculous. Did you just chug him on the
bus with the kids like you guys left so early
this morning? Somebody get my husband out of there.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
I don't know if that's gonna ma'am.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
What hurry up?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
What there's a situation with the elephants and your husband?
Right now.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
You've said you mentioned.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Yeah, I don't know if you can hear what's going
on there with the elephants.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
But can you tell me what the hell is going on?
Speaker 3 (08:24):
I need to know.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
I don't know how to break the news to you,
but I don't think your husband has been faithful to
you anymore.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
How did this jump from being in an elephant to
being faithful? I'm so confused at the phone call.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Well, the elephants seem to be you know, they seem
to be heaving relations.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
With an elephant.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Please, Miranda, Miranda, this is actually Jubil from the jewbel
Show doing a phone brank on you and your husband
set you up.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
It's a joke, all right. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
He said that he was chaperoning your kids field trip
today and wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
I'm like literally pacing back and forth, the sweating about all.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
The polaf You've got to be kidding.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Yes, it's a joke.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
We thought every morning with a jew Bole phone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties,
This is another jubile phone crank weekday mornings on the
twenties only.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
On ninety six seven.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Kiss that don hello? Or or.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Dang it? Almost? Try another one? Here we go four?
Oh still clothes, still clothes?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Hey, Hello? Hello? Yi?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Yeah? Who is this?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Oh? Would you like to know? Is this Amber?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Oh? Almost? Dang it? What is going on?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Who is it?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Hi? Amber? My name is Pete Deakins. How are you?
And I am the one?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
The one?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
What?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I'm the person?
Speaker 3 (00:59):
You're the the what person? What do you talk?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Well, let me just go ahead and take your memory
for a little jock. So the other day you were
at golf course? Correct?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Yes, right, yes?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
And how did that golfing experience or oh, dang it?
How'd that golfing experience go for you?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Amber?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
It was fine?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
How did you know that I was there? How did
I know you were there?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
I was driving by the golf course and there was
a group of women at one of the tea's and
I saw somebody swing and then the next thing I know,
bam right on my front windshield a golf ball that
was hit out of play. So you know what I did?
I turned around, waited in the parking lot for you
(01:44):
guys to leave, and I followed you home, so I
knew who it was who hit my car, and it
was you.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
You followed me home. You know where I live now.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Yes, I do, and that's how I got your phone number,
tracked you down from the address. So I think we
need to talk about a little bit of reimbursement for
my car window.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
I'll ball, we talk about how much of a creepy
you are. I call the police for what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Oh, no big deal.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I'm just out here in front of your house, swinging
golf balls at your house, trying.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
To break one of your windows since you broke my
car window?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 4 (02:22):
I'm at work right now, but I'm about to call
the cops and.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Have them come.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Chack sorry on the tea, Please be quiet on the teeth.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Four.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Oh dang it, that was so close.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Oh you got to quiet down when golfers are golf
and you know how that goes and its window breaker.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
If you break a window, you.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Are not really at Literally, I'm gonna call the cops.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Yes, oh, get hit window.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I was trying a.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Number two out of it.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Feel you're going to know for sting for my property.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
See if I can do this again? You think I
can go three for three?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Oh my goodness, Tiger Woods.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
That three windows.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Do you remember there's something crazy going on, Like there's
a guy outside of my house.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I have to go.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
I'm okay, I'm getting all right, I'm getting in my car.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
I'm leaving work there.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Oh boy, I'll just let you know.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
This is a phone brink right now so I don't
have to have that golf club.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
This is actually Jewel from Jewel Show doing a phone
brink on you and your friend Emma set you up.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Wait what it's a joke.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
You're kidding, Yeah, kidding.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I am. Your friend.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Emma told us you were golfing the other day and
you think you hit a car, so she wanted to
mess with you.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
My coworker literally just came into my office.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
I was like screaming at the top of.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
My mom at work. My god, I'm gonna kill Emma.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
We thought Every morning with a two Bull phone pranks
Weekday Mornings on the twenties is another ju Bull phone.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Pranks Weekday Mornings on the twenties. Only one six seven
kiss that.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Hello. Oh my goodness, oh my good hello. Hello, Hey,
hi U is it Miranda? This is p d Agins
calling from Elementary.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
How are you? Oh my goodness? Oh boy, oh boy.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Oh are you calling me? It's so loud where you
are something.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Okay, so yeah, so sorry about that. Let me just
step away a little bit. Oh boy, oh boy. I'm yes, hello, hello.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Yeah, I'm here. I'm waiting for you.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I'm so sorry. My name is Pete Akins. I'm calling
from Elementary. We are on a.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Field trip today to the zoo.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Yeah yeah, and we have a little bit of a
oh my god, oh happening. Ok yeah, there's a little
bit of a situation I need to call you about
and I don't know how we should handle this. Well.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
I would love to know what you're calling me back,
because I'm starting to freak out over here, like I
don't understand what that noise is and.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
That's elephants that we're by the elephants.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Oh boy, boy.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Is everything okay?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Please just tell me?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
My kid is okay?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Oh yeah, your son is fine. Ah, he's doing great.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Well.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
He seems a little he seems a little concerned as well,
like all of us here, can you.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Just tell me what's going on?
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Like five minutes?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Well, yeah, your husband just says, chaperoning the field trip
today and he decided to just jump.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Oh wow, that's gotta hurt he.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Is he okay?
Speaker 1 (06:13):
He? He is trying to fight the elephants right now.
I don't know what sparked. Yeah, I don't know what
sparked it. But he's jumped into the elephant area in the.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
I don't understand what's going on? Is this?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Like? Is he okay? Why is he in there?
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Did some people from the zoo take him in there?
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Hella?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Oh no, he he just jumped over the railing and
he's in there with the elephants right now, and they're
telling me they're gonna call the cops, and.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
I just don't know what to do.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Well, somebody should call the cops if he's not okay, Like,
what's going on? I don't I'm hearing all these loud noises?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Is he like a lot? How did he's actually he's
on the elephant's back right now. I don't know how
he did that. Yeah, the elephant does not sound happy
about it. Can you hear the elephant? He does not
sound happy.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Yeah, I can hear the elephant. I'm also not happy
with my husband. Why why is he in there? What
is my My son is okay though.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Yeah, your son is fine? And why he's in there?
I mean, you know, he and I had a couple
drinks on the bus over.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
I don't know if that's you have a drinks on
the steel trip?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
What just me and him, you know, not around the kids.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Yeah, you're chopper earning our children and you have I'm
going to kill my husband. You're chapper owning our kids,
and you have drinks on.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
The way to this zoo.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
We just had yet a few shots and a couple uh,
a couple of drinks in what Yeah, we try to
make them, you know, sometimes these field trips get a
little bit Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Where what? First of all, where did you guys have shots?
This is ridiculous. Did you just chug him on the
bus with the kids like you guys left so early
this morning? Somebody get my husband out of there.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
I don't know if that's gonna ma'am.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
What hurry up?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
What there's a situation with the elephants and your husband?
Right now.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
You've said you mentioned.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Yeah, I don't know if you can hear what's going
on there with the elephants.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
But can you tell me what the hell is going on?
Speaker 3 (08:24):
I need to know.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
I don't know how to break the news to you,
but I don't think your husband has been faithful to
you anymore.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
How did this jump from being in an elephant to
being faithful? I'm so confused at the phone call.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Well, the elephants seem to be you know, they seem
to be heaving relations.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
With an elephant.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Please, Miranda, Miranda, this is actually Jubil from the jewbel
Show doing a phone brank on you and your husband
set you up.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
It's a joke, all right. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
He said that he was chaperoning your kids field trip
today and wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
I'm like literally pacing back and forth, the sweating about all.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
The polaf You've got to be kidding.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Yes, it's a joke.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
We thought every morning with a jew Bole phone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties,
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