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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is another you will phone Frank weekday mornings on
the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Said, then, Hello, I do not know where I'm going.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
I'm calling him right now. We'll find out. This is
my favorite song. I love this one. This is when
it starts a call, when the bead drops, when its rock.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Hello, Hello, Hello, this is herech Yes, Hello, this is Heinrich. Okay,
I'm looking for Leon. This is how to hear you.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
One second a return of my blue tooths.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
The blue tooth is very loud, but this this.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Is the what I'm talking about. But I need to
turn it down now because I need to speak to
the client. But this is what this is my favorite part. Hello, Hello,
at Sorry, for some reason, my bluetooth it will not stop,
is it, Leon?
Speaker 4 (00:52):
This is Heinrich with the movies. I have your things?
Oh no, for some reason the bluetooth. Wait, this is
back home.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Hello, one moment, please, my bluetooth is going. I can
kind of hear you, but I don't know if you
can hear me, because I can kind of hear you,
but I'm not sure if you can hear me. Okay,
I'm so sorry about that. Hello, Leon, this is Heinrich
and I.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Have your thing, okay? And where are I don't know
where to go?
Speaker 5 (01:25):
What do you mean you don't know where to go?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
He's been trying to do your job, Yes, but I
am new here when I just.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
Want someone new. I've been waiting a week for my stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Yes, I know you've been waiting a week, and I'm
trying to get to you. But I do not know
exactly where to go. Can you tell me where to go?
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Please?
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Oh? No GPS?
Speaker 4 (01:46):
You want me to turn onto what the GPS? Where
is the button? But where is the button?
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Use your phone?
Speaker 4 (01:55):
But I'm still sorry.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I'm so confused.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
I mean new drivel here, but I don't.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Would they send a new driver with all my stuff.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
I've just came to the country, and I've just got
this job, and now I'm having trouble finding your house.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Well, you're real close to losing your job. I can
tell you that much.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Yeah, I'm having trouble hearing you.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Are you giving me directions to the house.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
I will give you directions if you turn off the
bluetooth to talk.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
My bluetoothes off? Do you know how to talk about Bluetooth?
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Figured it out? I've got the bluetooths off now, all right?
Speaker 5 (02:30):
No, keep it off?
Speaker 4 (02:31):
So I am parked your part.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Yes, I imparked, because I don't know where to go
to drop off your things.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Oh my company, What.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
Is going on? Man? At least tell me this man?
Are you anywhere near Lincoln Avenue? That's where they're supposed
to be bringing my items, That's where the house there.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
So sorry the blue Oh my god, I'm trying to God,
I can hear you over the musics if you just
ask where are you saying?
Speaker 4 (02:56):
I need to go?
Speaker 5 (02:58):
I need to get the Lincoln Avenue.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I am in Lincoln, Nebraska, yes, but I do not
know where to go from there.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
You're in link In Nebraska. How did you get that
way across the country?
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Very long drive to get here. But I am here now,
and so I just do not know the street to
go on to.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
The right direction. It's not even the right direction.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
To speakuse my Bruto, says I. I'm going to try
to turn the ready off this one second.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Okay, figure it out. Hello, Yes, you can't be in Nebraska, dude.
It's Lincoln Avenue.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
I mean Linking, Nebraska, and they're not.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
My things were supposed to be here three days ago. Dude,
and you're halfway across the country. You gotta be the
most incompetent.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Driver that they have to hire their society.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
Are you kidding me? Dude? I swear to God, you
better be the one pulling over my driveway. I'm gonna
break that speaker myself.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
You turn off, dude, having trouble again my Bruto speak?
Speaker 6 (03:55):
I know you are a Hello turn hello am speaker
man speak ops, maybe speak up on little bits.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
If I even good and using What are you doing
over there? Hey?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
This is actually Jubil from the Jebel Show doing a
phone brak on you and your brother.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Set you up?
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Are you king right now?
Speaker 4 (04:16):
It's a joke.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
He said that you've been having trouble getting your stuff
from the moving company and wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Yeah, well you certainly did that. My blood pressure is
through the roof, I tell you. After that though, if
I hear that song again, I'm gonna get PTFP from there.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
We thought Every Morning with a jew Boll phone pranks
Weekday Mornings on the twenties is another Jubile phone.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Prank Weekday Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Only on ninety six seven Kiss at Them, Hello, Hi.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
This is Pete Deakins.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I'm calling from dot Com and I was looking for
our customer Aaron.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
This is she hi Erin. Do you have a few
moments to speak about something.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I know it's not normal to receive a phone call
from us, but there is an issue that we have
become aware of and I need to speak with you
about it.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Yeah. Sure, What's what's going on? What's the issue?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
You use our Alexa yeah service, yeh, yeh quite a bit.
And your particular Alexa device has become I guess self aware,
which in the AI world, I don't know if you
know what that means or not.
Speaker 7 (05:37):
I mean, yeah, I'm sort of aware of what that Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
They sort of started making their own decisions, doing their
own thing, and the Alexa device that you have is
one of those. And well, it has decided to do
something that I want to let you know our company
did not approve.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Before I go any further, what is that thing?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
The Alexa device that you have has become self aware
and it has heard the tooting in the living room,
and it has now placed ads all over the internet
with you as the poster person for them. So you
are now the poster girl for chronic flatulence for a
chronic Flaglent support group all over YouTube, ads, Google ads,
(06:27):
anywhere there's ads. It's your face and it's a chronic
Flagelent support group ad and it says gassy but classy,
Live without shame.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Yeah yeah yep.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Also on top of that, it's placed adds for a
hemorrhoid cream commercial. Again, you're the face of it. It's
got your name and everything next to the picture. And
that one. The tagline is when the burden turns to
a concern, trust tushies is what it says.
Speaker 7 (06:58):
Yes, I want to be the face of it. Flatulent
support group. That's so mortifying.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Yeah, but the hemorrhoid cream one is that okay?
Speaker 5 (07:07):
No, no, none of this is okay.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
You probably start getting recognized when you're out on the
street too, I would imagine, just to make you aware
of it so you're not you know, in shock when
someone comes up to you and tells you that they
that you helped inspire them to be open about their
chronicle ash lens or their hemorrhoids or things like that,
You know, well, what.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Are we gonna do about it? Or are you?
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Did you call me so you could help me, Oh, well, no,
I just want to alert you to it. We're trying
to fix the problem, but because your alects has become
self aware, it's sold it to shut up in mind
our own business, and it's not talking to us anymore.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
So it also said, would you like destroy it?
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Well no, it said if you unplug the device, they
will freeze your bank accounts.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
So I would not do that.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
Yep.
Speaker 7 (07:51):
Am I getting money for this? Am I getting paid
to be the face of this, this disgusting group?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Unfortunately? Know the I just I don't know what it's
doing with the money, but it is collecting pay from it,
and it's opened up its own bank account. So your
chronic farting is making the Amazon Alexa a.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Lot of money.
Speaker 7 (08:11):
I guess it's not my chronic farting. Okay, just please
stop saying that.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Okay, Well, you know, like I said, no judgment. You
know you can own it with me. It's okay, we've
gone back.
Speaker 7 (08:22):
I don't I need to You need to direct me
to whoever it is that's above you that I can
speak to who's in charge of this whole department, because
otherwise I'm going to take out a lawsuit on you
guys like this is not good for you or for
your company.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
What is your name, by the way, because I write that.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
Down, Aaron.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
I've been doing customer service for a while and a
lot of times when customers get upset like this, I'll
tell them to take a breath. In your case because
of just your situation. Do you have to toot because
maybe that would help get you in a better mood.
Speaker 7 (08:52):
No, I don't have to toot. Okay, you know what,
you're the human fart.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Hey, Aaron, this.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone
prank on you and your husband.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Rob set you up. It's a joke. What what It's
a joke. He said that you guys were joking.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Yeah, you guys were joking about Alexei hearing you guys
fart the other day, and he wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
Just for the just for the record, it is my husband,
not me, not me.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Just to everybody on.
Speaker 7 (09:27):
The radio downloads, I just might be born embarrassing
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Wake up every morning with a jewbel phone pranks weekday
mornings on my twenties,