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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Is another to bullphone Frank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only one six.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Well, I'm not I'm calling them right now. We can't
seem to Yeah, well yeah, I mean I don't don't
understand how this happened, that's all.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
I'm just calling.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
If you keep coming.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Hello, Hello, Hello, yes, Hello, my name is Frank.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Uh huh oh uh huh.
Speaker 5 (00:35):
You you're the one that's uh that's helping me with
my plants.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Yes, is this uh Danielle Danielle, yep. Yeah, I have
not spoken with you, but your husband asked me to
uh make sure your plants are taking care of while
you guys are out on vacation.
Speaker 5 (00:55):
Right, yeah, thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
By the way, So, uh, these plants are temperamental.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
Huh temperamental what do you mean?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
I mean they're hard to hard to keep living.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
I mean they're not that I've had them for a
few years now. They're they're not that that's them. Are
you running into any problems?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Well, I'm just wondering how I if you can maybe
give me some advice on how to resuscitate some of
these plants.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Wait, some of them are dying.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Huh Hello, Yeah, so I went over and got them
just the other. It took me a day or two
to get over there. I got them, and they're here now.
Because some of them look like they could go in
different sunny spots, shady spots.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
You took my plants to your home.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Well, I was instructed to make sure the plants are
safe and taken care of.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Why I guess there can't down get damn?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Sorry about that? Do you cats like to eat some
of these?
Speaker 5 (02:07):
I wasn't aware, do you? Okay, hold on a second.
So you took the plants and now they're you're home,
and now there's a cat eating them.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
That's jinky, yes, Jenking, So one of the red ones,
she lies, she's sharing, got her eye on the red one. So, uh,
your husband asked me to watch the plants, so of
course I have them.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
Oh wait, hold on, it's like you dug up my
whole garden.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
No you you just said you brought.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
My plants to your place.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yes, you had to dug them up.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Oh wow, Well okay, technically I didn't do the dig
and my nephew did. I can't do much digging anymore
since my back at that lowers. I had a type
thing going on. So anytime I dig uh you know what, No.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
I'm will you take care of someone's garden.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
You don't dig it up and then like put it
into your house.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Frank, you just you just suppose I'm suing. What do
you mean?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
You're suing If my cat's kinda get sick from eating
all these plants, I know it, and I'm sewing for
the damage to my cat.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Okay, go ahead, sue me, try.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
It, but I'm gonna suit you for being the most
idiotic person I've ever talked.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Maybe you should sue your husband Charlie for setting you
up for a phone prank. Wait what Yeah, this is
actually Jewbel from the Jebel Show doing a phone prank
on you and your husband.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Charlie set you up.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Oh my, said that you had you had him find
somebody to watch your garden while you guys are out
of town, and he wanted.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
To mess with you.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
I had one flower that I was like actually going
to competition with, and like, I.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Was so heartbroken that it's a flower that Jakesy loves.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Oh my, gosh, don't even say that.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
We thought every morning with a Jewbell phone prinks weekday
mornings on the twenties is another jubile phone.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Preank weekday mornings on the twenties on one six seven.
Oh Hi, this is Juniper. I'm calling from Mattress Company.
I was looking for Ryan, who purchased a mattress from
(04:31):
us recently.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
Uh, this is he.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Oh hi Ryan, how are you today? Are you catching
all right, great disease on your mattress?
Speaker 5 (04:52):
I'm sorry, what is this? What is this in regarding.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Oh, it's regarding the purchase of your new mattress from US. Okay,
are you happy with the mattress? Yes, okay, great. We
like our customers to be getting a great night sleep,
(05:18):
you know, yeah, yeah, sort of lying there dead to
the world, getting those great seas. Yes, I'm calling them
(05:39):
because we delivered your mattress. And of course we do
the white glove delivery service, where the people who deliver
the mattress wear the white gloves and so they don't
get their pesky fingerprints all over your belongings or walls
or handrails anything like that.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Uh yeah, I got I've got no complaints about it.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Yes, okay, Well, unfortunately I have to inform you that
I was one of the delivery people who brought your
mattress to your establishment and put it in the bedroom.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Okay, why are you calling again?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I have a confession, Ryan, I have to come clean
about something and it has to do with you and
your mattress. Oh what what are you trying to get at?
On the day that your mattress was to be delivered?
(06:48):
It seems that I left my white gloves at home,
and so I was not exactly doing the white glove
delivery service, was I? And so I had my hands,
bare hands all over your property. I'm so sorry about that, Ryan.
Then I need to make sure that my fingerprints are
completely wiped from your bedroom and anywhere else that I
(07:12):
may have touched. I do a thorough job cleaning.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
You'd be in a lot of trouble.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yes, I'd be in a lot of trouble if my
fingerprints were found on your property.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
What did you do?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Well? I think I just told you I didn't wear
with my white gloves like I was supposed to. And
so if somebody finds my fingerprints over there, oh boy,
it could come back to bite me. And I just
want to make sure that they're cleaned up, that's all.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
Yeah. Well, why is that.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Such a big deal.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
Fingerprints.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Well, it's just because you know, sometimes people will look
for fingerprints on things, and if you show fingerprints on things,
shows that you were there and maybe not somewhere you
said you were. You know, things like that. Why do
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you need them from my plaist. Oh, it's just because
I need to just get rid of the fingerprints because
we do white glove delivery service and I wasn't wearing
my white gloves, which I normally don't make mistakes like that.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Okay, that's it.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
I'm calling the cops.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
What on earth we're doing?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
If we could not call them, I don't need them
involved in mattress deliveries again, what were you doing?
Speaker 3 (08:39):
What were you doing before doing or after my mattress.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Pray, Ryan, this is actually Jubile from the Jubile Show
doing a phone brank on you and your wife set
you up.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
It's a joke.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
She said, you guys got a new mattress the other day,
and she just wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Oh my gosh, it was a pretty beautiful and color.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
We thought every morning with a jew bolt phone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties,