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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another bullphone Frank weekday mornings on the twenties on Hello,
It's time to pay the piper. Sorry what I said?
It's time to pay the piper, and that would be me.
(00:21):
My name is Pete Akins, and I'm calling from management,
the people that run the complex that you live in,
the apartment complex that you live in.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
That's where are you calling me?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Uh? Well, I'm calling you because I need to speak
with you about something. Okay, what is that? I need
to speak with you about the fact that it's time
to pay the piper.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I don't understand a name like you said this pay
the piper thing a couple of times. But you know
I died, I pay the piper right. My my payment
comes directly from the bank. Is there is there?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
I'm not. I'm not talking about your rent payments being
on time or anything else. I'm I think you know
what I'm calling about the paint. Wait? What? How? How
do you know? That's what I said? That's what I
said when we found out that you painted the walls
in your apartment. That's exactly what I said. What and how?
(01:16):
It's an apartment, not a house. You don't know it
not your walls, our walls. You painted them, didn't you?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
But how did you? How do you know that? Let's
not try to get me off track there, because I
see what you're doing, create a diversion, get pete talking
about how instead of the what and the what is
it's time to paint the piper. You are in violation,
and I have the right to evict. Wait what if
you read your contract when you were into the apartment,
it says in there any certain modifications, including paint to
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the walls, is room for immediate eviction. So I have
the right to evict you. So you might want to,
you know, pipe to me with some respect. Okay, okay, okay,
So I am so sorry.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I will paint it back. Can we just can we
do that?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
In you don't need to paint it back, so it's
that's fine. But I don't want to be evicted, So
can I Can I do something else? Yes? That is
why I'm calling. So here's the deal. Okay, tomorrow, So
if you say no to this deal, then tomorrow you'll
wake up and you'll open your door to go out
to go to work or whatever you do, and you'll
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have a shiny little pink notice on your door that
says a viction on it. Okay, But if you say
yes to this, then I will turn a blind eye
to the paint inside there, and you will live in
our apartment complex as long as you like. Okay, what's
the deal. Well, I need my place painted, and you're
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very good at painting. I know she did a good job.
So if you don't want to get evicted, you can
take my house.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Well, like the whole house, or just a room in the.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
House, or the room's in the house, in the outside
of the house, in the fence and the fence.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I mean, doesn't that seem a little extreme, Like I
only have a one bedroom apart man, and I just
painted the wall in the living room.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Right, you're good at it, so good at it that
it almost got you evicted, or it might still get
you evicted. So yeah, paint my house or go find
another house for you to live in.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Okay. So there's like no way the painting one wall
in my apartment is like an evictible offense, Okay. And
so even this deal to like come and paint your house,
it's just ridiculous. Man, I don't know, this feels like
really weird, especially calling me a woman. It's really creepy.
So you know what, you go ahead and put that
and get you notice or pink slip or whatever it
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is that you're gonna do, because I don't even think
you're gonna do it, because I just think you're a weasel,
A little weasel.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
A weasel, yeah, a weasel.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
You got this wheezy little voice, peaky pete out painting weasel.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Okay, Well, I'll also let you know that this is
actually the Jewel Show. This is Jubil from The Jewel
Show doing a phone brank on you and your friend
Jessica set you up. No, no, no no. She said
that you pay in one of the walls in your
apartment and she's been giving you a crap about it.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Are you okay? Nobody knows about the wall then, except
for Jessica.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Yeah, she's a joke.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Oh jeez, Okay, thank god?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Whoa I do know? Who's that apartment? And dang, that
is a weakly voice. We thought every morning with a
jew Bull phone pranks weekday mornings on the twenties. It's
another jew Bull phone prank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Only on ninety six seven, kiss a tan. Hello, she
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just back away from back away from the oh. Hello, hello, yes, hello, yes, hello,
I'm sorry. Let me go into another space on just
one second. Let me just go into another space right
without without the hang on, won't say it's so sorry
about that. Just got close to do real quick, okay, Yes, hello, Yes,
I'm looking for Andrew. Yes, this is the Vendra. Hello Andrew.
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My name is Ted Thibodeau, and I'm calling from storage
a place where you keep your classic nineteen sixty seven
Ford Mustang fast back. Yeah. What's what's going will? I'm
calling you say because there was just been a little
bit of an issue that I need to discuss with you.
And so sorry about the beginning of that phone call
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there it's kind of noisy, and so I just you know,
can't come inside. What's what's going on it? Do you
miss the pain? Then? What's what's going on? For the month? Away? Wild?
Please just step away from it, step away, step away.
I'm so sorry. Let me close the door. Yeah, I
close the door again, Sorry about that. I can't. I
don't have a lot of time. Can you can you
get to the point here? Whill? Yes? So how do
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I put this elegantly? Your your car, your nineteen sixty
seven classic Ford Mustang that you're staring with us at
storage company. Unfortunately, that nineteen sixty seven months thang is
dead and gown. I think, what what do you mean?
What do you what do you mean get and gone? Well,
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I mean I mean that most thing is dead, that
most thing is gone. And I'm so sorry. What happened
to my car? Well, yes, I'm so sorry. I know
I'm taking taking my sweet time getting to the point.
What happened to my car? Well, goats happened, and then
maybe some and then some chickens and then yeah, it's
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got it just was. It was ravaged, rabbaged by what
are you kidding me? Can you just can you explain
to me what happened to my car? Yes, let me
just look at it and make sure on something real.
I'm just gonna look at the car real quickly. God,
just see how bad you.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Come down there?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Away from the vehicle, step away, step away. I cannot
get the I cannot get them. Ranked. I'm so sorry. Yes, uh,
what it happened to you? What will?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
As an effort for the community, we decided to hold
a little pen zoo for anybody who lives in the
community to come out with their children's to you know,
pet the goats and things like that, and uh will
uh the goats took quite a like in the vehicle,
so much so that they you know, broke the windows,
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got in there pretty much had all the post phostery
and uh, chickens and gotten in the engine and stuff
like that. So, I mean, I don't know if it's
a total loss yet, but I mean, wait, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Hold on, are you are you trying to tell me
that that these these animals not in my car?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Yes? What up? Does that even happen? How does that
even happen? Well, if you are petting zoo near that
near near my my my car. We had a goat
here with horns. He's still he's still ramming away at it.
He's just ramming away. I don't know if I don't
know if it's a cut, but he is ramming away
at it. So he's you have you? Have you called
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animal control? Have you called the police? Is this? What
is what are you? What are you guys doing?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Well?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
I hadn't thought about calling the police. I don't know
if they can put a handcuffs. Oh my god, I've
never seen a golden handcuffs. I don't think they can
arrest the goats. I'm coming down there right now. I
are you. You better be there. What's your name? You
better be there. I Am going to come down there
right now. And you know what, And if you don't
have this under control, if you don't call animal control,
I'm gonna get down there myself. I'm like to he
goats in the face. If you don't get them away
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from my car, please get them the Hey, Andrew, this
is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone
prank on you and your wife set you up.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Oh are you Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Yeah, it's a joke. She said that you have a
classic Mustang and it's your baby and she wanted to
mess with you. Oh my god, that was a nightmare.
Oh my god. That is that is so corul Are
you kidding me? So is my car? My car is okay? Yeah,
it's like, really, my car's okay. This is not being
attacked by goats at the moment. Oh my god. We
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thought that every morning with a two bolt phone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties,