May 19, 2025 • 9 mins
Get ready for a double dose of chaos in this episode of The Jubal Show’s Phone Pranks! First up, a homeowner gets the shock of his life when a “painter” named Trevor calls to confess that he and his buddy Randy accidentally sliced his expensive couch in half... with samurai swords. Yes, you read that right. Samurai swords. The reaction? Absolutely priceless.
Then, things get even more awkward when “Donk,” the self-proclaimed best man with a massive Adam’s apple, calls the maid of honor to “get to know her” before the wedding. What starts as a weird introduction quickly spirals into one of the most uncomfortable and hilarious prank calls ever aired.
These pranks are packed with absurdity, unexpected twists, and reactions that will have you laughing out loud. Don’t miss this episode—it’s one for the books!
Then, things get even more awkward when “Donk,” the self-proclaimed best man with a massive Adam’s apple, calls the maid of honor to “get to know her” before the wedding. What starts as a weird introduction quickly spirals into one of the most uncomfortable and hilarious prank calls ever aired.
These pranks are packed with absurdity, unexpected twists, and reactions that will have you laughing out loud. Don’t miss this episode—it’s one for the books!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is another jubile phone crank weekday mornings on the
twenties only one six seven kiss at them.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Hello.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Hi, my name is Trevor.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
Is this Grant?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Hi, Hi Grant. My name is Trevor, and I'm one
of the painters who's working in your house right now,
and I needed to call and ask you a question
about some furniture real quick.
Speaker 5 (00:26):
Oh yeah, if you need to move anything, you can
just move it around. We should have some tarps in
the garage. Need more.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Well, like I wanted to specifically ask, like about your
couch it.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
What's up?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Yeah, I noticed it. I like furniture too, and I soa,
I saw your couch and it was really nice. So like,
what are we talking?
Speaker 5 (00:48):
Like?
Speaker 3 (00:48):
How much?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Was it a couple of thousand dollars?
Speaker 5 (00:53):
What?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Though? What are you asking about?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
So like, let's just a game and say, like if
somehow that couch was like ruined, would you want like
full reimbursement for.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
That or are you saying that my couch is ruined
that you're.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Saying, well, I guess it depends how you look at things.
So I'll just tell you. So we were painting. We
were painting your house and then we did one coat
and me and Randy my the other guy who's painting
with me, we were just waiting for the paint to dry,
and we brought our Samurai swords with us today and
like sometimes when we watch paint dry, we have battles.
(01:32):
So we were having a bottle. You know how that goes?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
No, I I don't know how that goes. You having
a Samurai battle. Yeah, I've never had a Samurai battle.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Have you ever had a Samurai battle? So they're super fun. Like,
I don't know if you have a Samurai sword or not,
but like if you.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Don't, I highly Trevor, what happened to my pouch?
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Man?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Okay, come on, So I was pretty much waiting in
the battle, like, so I was probably I was fighting
fiercer than I probably ever have on the battle field.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Oh my god, that's awesome. What happened to the couch, Trevor?
Speaker 3 (02:07):
So, like, I swung my sword and it's like super sharp,
and I sort of cut your couch like in half.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
In half?
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Yeah, Like, well, I hit it one time and I
didn't notice, and then Randy moved out of the way
and I hit it again, and by the time it
was done. Like I it's pretty much in half right now.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
So like in half, you've cut my couch and up
with a samurai sword. Is that what we're telling me
right now?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Who's the supervisor?
Speaker 5 (02:36):
There is? Dave?
Speaker 4 (02:36):
There is? Is he there?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
No?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
He's not here right now. So I was hoping maybe
you and I could work this out before he gets back.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
So like worked out? Okay, Trevor, do you have ten
thousand dollars?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
So that's kind of the issue when you said it
was expensive. But I am a soldier of honor, so
samurais are very honorable.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
So you're not. You're not a soldier of honor. You're
a house painter and that's what you're supposed to do.
That's why you were there.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Correct, Yes, that's correct.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
But all right, you know, I'm just gonna call Dave.
I'm gonna get in touch with Dave right now, and
I'm gonna get at the bottom and is Trevor, Yeah,
I need to get in my house.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Okay. I don't want to see you there. I don't
want to see you and you what was what was
his name? What is your other guy's name? You were
fighting in the samurai sword? Randy? Yeah, yeah, Trevor, Randy,
you guys are not going to be working for him anymore.
I'm gonna call Dave right now.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Okay, if you could not call my boss, I would
really appreciate that. And keep in mind I have a samurai.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
So well, I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
Are you threatening to attack me, Trevor like a samurai?
You're not a samurai? Okay, I will come over there.
I'm gonna smack the sword out of your hands, and
I'm gonna punch.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
You in the face.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
Okay, I'm not couch. Can't cut me in hand? All right,
I'm coming for you, Trevor. All right, I'm leaving work
right now.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Okay, Trevor, I will be there in ten minutes. If
you're not in my house, get ready for battles. Okay, well, then.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
I'll let you know that this is actually Jubil from
the Jubil Show doing a phone.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Right on you and your wife Tabitha set you up.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
What It's a joke. She said that you had some
painters in your house and she wanted to.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Mess with you.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Yeah, you're saying, there's a state my couch. Our couch
is not cutting half by some person, not that I know. Oh,
thank god.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
I was, you know, I was picturing these two idiots
like in my living room swinging around samurai swords.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
I was like, I should have known.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Oh god, we thought every morning with a jewbol phone
pranks weekday mornings on the twenties is another jubile phone.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Prank weekday Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Only one six seven kiss that them?
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Yeah, what's up? It's dog? Huh?
Speaker 4 (04:54):
I'm sorry? Who is this dog? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Uh yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
You probably figured i'd be calling, so I just figured
i'd reach out.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
You know what I mean, I'm sorry, Do I know you?
What's going on?
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (05:13):
Okay, So your friend Jasmine is getting married to my bro. Oh,
you're gonna be like the like the main the main check.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Okay, so I'm the maid of honor.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
I couldn't think of the name. Like I knew that
there was like a name for it, but like, I'm
the main guy for my bro. He's marrying your friend,
And I was just like, you know what, I should
probably call him ana right now so we could just
kind of get everything out in the.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Open, you know, Yeah, yes, we should definitely do that.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Are you is there? Are you?
Speaker 7 (05:56):
Like somewhere are you putting on a voice or they
just don't understand.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
I'm so sorry. Is that inappropriate?
Speaker 6 (06:03):
It is a putting on a voice.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Yeah, you just sounds it just sounds like you're doing whatever.
It's my atoms apple.
Speaker 6 (06:15):
I got like a hell a big atoms apple, and
I think that's what makes my voice like so deep
or whatever, you know, But like it's like weird big,
you know what I mean, Like it makes it basically,
it like means like I have all the testosterone and stuff,
you know.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
What I mean.
Speaker 8 (06:33):
Yes, fascinating, yeah, yeah, so so yeah, because like Donk
was gonna call you because, like you know, when you're
in a wedding with someone and like you're in their
wedding team, you know, like you usually walk down with
the other person and stuff like that, like end up hanging.
Speaker 6 (06:55):
Out with them or whatever. So I was like, well,
like a wedding party, Yeah, there's gonna be a party
after the wedding.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
No, No, the people that are whatever. Just yes.
Speaker 6 (07:08):
Some dog was like, hey, I'm just gonna call Amanda
and just be straight up and be like, well we
should try to get everything out of the way beforehands,
because there's gonna be plenty of sneak offs. You know
what I mean.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Sneak offs? What do you mean by that?
Speaker 6 (07:22):
Yeah, like you know, like there's a lot of stuff
going on, and then me and you like go to
the bathroom or porta potty or whatever, you know, get
it in real quick.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
And then I'm sorry, what did you just say?
Speaker 6 (07:36):
Well, like, you know, weddings is like customary or whatever
for the best dude, and then the like the main
lady to like, you.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
Know, I'm married.
Speaker 6 (07:47):
Okay, Okay, so they're like you're saying you like want
like your husband to like be there too or whatever.
Speaker 7 (07:55):
Oh my god, listen, are you seriously calling a married
made on or someone you've never met, never met to
make some weird attempts at us sleeping together?
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Like, absolutely not.
Speaker 6 (08:08):
Just roll it back, brother, Like you've probably seen pictures
of me right, Oh my.
Speaker 7 (08:16):
Yes, you're probably holding a fish in every picture, bro,
Like this, If this is your vibe, I already know
exactly who you are.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Okay, So I just this is so inappropriate. I don't
know you. You clearly don't know me. If you did,
you know how far out of line this is. If
I see you at this wedding, I'm going to assure you.
Speaker 7 (08:35):
That my husband is going to be right next to
me and if you talk to me at all, he's
going to kick your ass.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
So can you just leave me alone? What is going on? Okay?
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Cool?
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:45):
So what time do you want me to pick you up? Dude?
Speaker 6 (08:50):
Hey, Amanda, this is actually Jubil from the Jebel Show
doing a phone prank on you and.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Your friend Jasmine. Set you up?
Speaker 6 (08:58):
You're what it's a oh gets a prank phone call?
She listens to the Jubil show. It's a radio show.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Oh, she said?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
I heard her?
Speaker 6 (09:05):
Man who want her? She wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
I was literally texting my husband asking what is going on?
Speaker 1 (09:15):
We thought every morning with a Jewbil phone pranks weekday
mornings only twenties
This is another jubile phone crank weekday mornings on the
twenties only one six seven kiss at them.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Hello.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Hi, my name is Trevor.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
Is this Grant?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Hi, Hi Grant. My name is Trevor, and I'm one
of the painters who's working in your house right now,
and I needed to call and ask you a question
about some furniture real quick.
Speaker 5 (00:26):
Oh yeah, if you need to move anything, you can
just move it around. We should have some tarps in
the garage. Need more.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Well, like I wanted to specifically ask, like about your
couch it.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
What's up?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Yeah, I noticed it. I like furniture too, and I soa,
I saw your couch and it was really nice. So like,
what are we talking?
Speaker 5 (00:48):
Like?
Speaker 3 (00:48):
How much?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Was it a couple of thousand dollars?
Speaker 5 (00:53):
What?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Though? What are you asking about?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
So like, let's just a game and say, like if
somehow that couch was like ruined, would you want like
full reimbursement for.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
That or are you saying that my couch is ruined
that you're.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Saying, well, I guess it depends how you look at things.
So I'll just tell you. So we were painting. We
were painting your house and then we did one coat
and me and Randy my the other guy who's painting
with me, we were just waiting for the paint to dry,
and we brought our Samurai swords with us today and
like sometimes when we watch paint dry, we have battles.
(01:32):
So we were having a bottle. You know how that goes?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
No, I I don't know how that goes. You having
a Samurai battle. Yeah, I've never had a Samurai battle.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Have you ever had a Samurai battle? So they're super fun. Like,
I don't know if you have a Samurai sword or not,
but like if you.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Don't, I highly Trevor, what happened to my pouch?
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Man?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Okay, come on, So I was pretty much waiting in
the battle, like, so I was probably I was fighting
fiercer than I probably ever have on the battle field.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Oh my god, that's awesome. What happened to the couch, Trevor?
Speaker 3 (02:07):
So, like, I swung my sword and it's like super sharp,
and I sort of cut your couch like in half.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
In half?
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Yeah, Like, well, I hit it one time and I
didn't notice, and then Randy moved out of the way
and I hit it again, and by the time it
was done. Like I it's pretty much in half right now.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
So like in half, you've cut my couch and up
with a samurai sword. Is that what we're telling me
right now?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Who's the supervisor?
Speaker 5 (02:36):
There is? Dave?
Speaker 4 (02:36):
There is? Is he there?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
No?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
He's not here right now. So I was hoping maybe
you and I could work this out before he gets back.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
So like worked out? Okay, Trevor, do you have ten
thousand dollars?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
So that's kind of the issue when you said it
was expensive. But I am a soldier of honor, so
samurais are very honorable.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
So you're not. You're not a soldier of honor. You're
a house painter and that's what you're supposed to do.
That's why you were there.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Correct, Yes, that's correct.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
But all right, you know, I'm just gonna call Dave.
I'm gonna get in touch with Dave right now, and
I'm gonna get at the bottom and is Trevor, Yeah,
I need to get in my house.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Okay. I don't want to see you there. I don't
want to see you and you what was what was
his name? What is your other guy's name? You were
fighting in the samurai sword? Randy? Yeah, yeah, Trevor, Randy,
you guys are not going to be working for him anymore.
I'm gonna call Dave right now.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Okay, if you could not call my boss, I would
really appreciate that. And keep in mind I have a samurai.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
So well, I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
Are you threatening to attack me, Trevor like a samurai?
You're not a samurai? Okay, I will come over there.
I'm gonna smack the sword out of your hands, and
I'm gonna punch.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
You in the face.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
Okay, I'm not couch. Can't cut me in hand? All right,
I'm coming for you, Trevor. All right, I'm leaving work
right now.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Okay, Trevor, I will be there in ten minutes. If
you're not in my house, get ready for battles. Okay, well, then.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
I'll let you know that this is actually Jubil from
the Jubil Show doing a phone.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Right on you and your wife Tabitha set you up.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
What It's a joke. She said that you had some
painters in your house and she wanted to.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Mess with you.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Yeah, you're saying, there's a state my couch. Our couch
is not cutting half by some person, not that I know. Oh,
thank god.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
I was, you know, I was picturing these two idiots
like in my living room swinging around samurai swords.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
I was like, I should have known.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Oh god, we thought every morning with a jewbol phone
pranks weekday mornings on the twenties is another jubile phone.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Prank weekday Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Only one six seven kiss that them?
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Yeah, what's up? It's dog? Huh?
Speaker 4 (04:54):
I'm sorry? Who is this dog? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Uh yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
You probably figured i'd be calling, so I just figured
i'd reach out.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
You know what I mean, I'm sorry, Do I know you?
What's going on?
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (05:13):
Okay, So your friend Jasmine is getting married to my bro. Oh,
you're gonna be like the like the main the main check.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Okay, so I'm the maid of honor.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
I couldn't think of the name. Like I knew that
there was like a name for it, but like, I'm
the main guy for my bro. He's marrying your friend,
And I was just like, you know what, I should
probably call him ana right now so we could just
kind of get everything out in the.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Open, you know, Yeah, yes, we should definitely do that.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Are you is there? Are you?
Speaker 7 (05:56):
Like somewhere are you putting on a voice or they
just don't understand.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
I'm so sorry. Is that inappropriate?
Speaker 6 (06:03):
It is a putting on a voice.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Yeah, you just sounds it just sounds like you're doing whatever.
It's my atoms apple.
Speaker 6 (06:15):
I got like a hell a big atoms apple, and
I think that's what makes my voice like so deep
or whatever, you know, But like it's like weird big,
you know what I mean, Like it makes it basically,
it like means like I have all the testosterone and stuff,
you know.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
What I mean.
Speaker 8 (06:33):
Yes, fascinating, yeah, yeah, so so yeah, because like Donk
was gonna call you because, like you know, when you're
in a wedding with someone and like you're in their
wedding team, you know, like you usually walk down with
the other person and stuff like that, like end up hanging.
Speaker 6 (06:55):
Out with them or whatever. So I was like, well,
like a wedding party, Yeah, there's gonna be a party
after the wedding.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
No, No, the people that are whatever. Just yes.
Speaker 6 (07:08):
Some dog was like, hey, I'm just gonna call Amanda
and just be straight up and be like, well we
should try to get everything out of the way beforehands,
because there's gonna be plenty of sneak offs. You know
what I mean.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Sneak offs? What do you mean by that?
Speaker 6 (07:22):
Yeah, like you know, like there's a lot of stuff
going on, and then me and you like go to
the bathroom or porta potty or whatever, you know, get
it in real quick.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
And then I'm sorry, what did you just say?
Speaker 6 (07:36):
Well, like, you know, weddings is like customary or whatever
for the best dude, and then the like the main
lady to like, you.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
Know, I'm married.
Speaker 6 (07:47):
Okay, Okay, so they're like you're saying you like want
like your husband to like be there too or whatever.
Speaker 7 (07:55):
Oh my god, listen, are you seriously calling a married
made on or someone you've never met, never met to
make some weird attempts at us sleeping together?
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Like, absolutely not.
Speaker 6 (08:08):
Just roll it back, brother, Like you've probably seen pictures
of me right, Oh my.
Speaker 7 (08:16):
Yes, you're probably holding a fish in every picture, bro,
Like this, If this is your vibe, I already know
exactly who you are.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Okay, So I just this is so inappropriate. I don't
know you. You clearly don't know me. If you did,
you know how far out of line this is. If
I see you at this wedding, I'm going to assure you.
Speaker 7 (08:35):
That my husband is going to be right next to
me and if you talk to me at all, he's
going to kick your ass.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
So can you just leave me alone? What is going on? Okay?
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Cool?
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:45):
So what time do you want me to pick you up? Dude?
Speaker 6 (08:50):
Hey, Amanda, this is actually Jubil from the Jebel Show
doing a phone prank on you and.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Your friend Jasmine. Set you up?
Speaker 6 (08:58):
You're what it's a oh gets a prank phone call?
She listens to the Jubil show. It's a radio show.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Oh, she said?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
I heard her?
Speaker 6 (09:05):
Man who want her? She wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
I was literally texting my husband asking what is going on?
Speaker 1 (09:15):
We thought every morning with a Jewbil phone pranks weekday
mornings only twenties
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