April 10, 2025 • 9 mins
Get ready for a double dose of laughter with The Jubal Show's Phone Pranks segment! In this episode, we bring you two side-splitting pranks that will leave you in stitches. First, we have Stacy, who thought she ordered a full-size couch but ends up with a handcrafted Barbie-sized couch. Listen as Jubal Dickens hilariously navigates her frustration and confusion, revealing the prank set up by her husband. Then, meet Kenny, who gets a call from his new neighbor Pete Denkins, who has some unusual requests involving pet raccoons and late-night bagpipe practice. Kenny's bewilderment and the absurdity of the situation make for an unforgettable prank. Tune in for these outrageous phone pranks and more, only on The Jubal Show!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Is another jubile phone crank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only on Nitty six twenties only on naty six seven.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Kiss that thumb.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Hello, Hi, this is Pete Deakins calling from guy was
looking for Stacey in regards to a couch that she
purchased from us.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yes, speaking hi emails.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
I've been calling you guys, and nobody's gotten back to me.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Okay, in what seems to be the issue.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Well, I'm waiting on the couch that I ordered. I
haven't been centered, I haven't been sent a shipping number,
I haven't been sent any information.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
And I'd like to know where my couch shoes. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
I do understand that I've got your invoice actually in
front of me, because I know you've it looks like
it should be in your mailbox any day now. So
if it's not there within four days, I would definitely
call us back.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
In my mailbox.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
What does that mean?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
In my mailbox?
Speaker 5 (00:56):
What does that mean?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Should be in your mailbox in yeah, four days.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
It's a couch.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
How is it going to fit in my mailbox? Well,
it's small enough if I ordered a couch. Yea oh boy?
How closely did you look at the ad for the couch.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
I'm sorry, it's actually a you know, it's actually a
Barbie sized couch that you ordered so it fits right
in the mailbox.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
Is this a joke?
Speaker 4 (01:24):
I paid eight hundred dollars for that couch. In no
way that it's a Barbie sized couch.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Well, it is hand designed, So yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
I ordered a full sized couch. I didn't order a
Barbie couch.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Actually, if you, I don't know, if you read all
of the details of the couch, it does say in
there that it's a Barbie sized couch. It's actually hand
crafted though by actually hand crafted though by Bill.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Who would order a Barbie sized couch?
Speaker 5 (01:49):
Oh? Bill?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Bill is one of our expert designers here.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Okay, well it is.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
I ordered a full sized couch, and I expect a
full sized couch.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
For that price.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
He's one of the premier designers of teeny couches in
the country. Actually, so that's why it's so expensive, and
a lot of people would pay It's so expensive and
a lot of people would pay way more than that
for some of Bill's work.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Well, Bill and his tiny couches. I ordered a full
sized couch, and I'm sure that the ad didn't say
anything at Arby couch.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
All the furniture we sell at our stores is miniature,
and I've figured you would now.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
When I know that that was not listed on the ad.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
That's false advertising.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Oh no, it's there.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
It's just in tiny print like our tiny couches, and
we kind of do that to be cute.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Okay, you know this is ridiculous. I would like a refund,
just refund my card because I'm not You've been so unhelpful.
I've been waiting so long for this couch and then
I hear that it's a Barbie couch. What does that
even mean?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Unfortunately, our tiny couches have no refund policies because they
are rare in one of a kind. But think about this, though,
in just a few days, you're going to be able
to open up a Manilla envelope with a beautiful, exquisite,
tiny hand crafted couch just for you.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
In four days, I'm going to open my mailbox and
open a Manilla envelope and stop on a tiny couch
because I'm so frustrated because I want a couch that
I ordered. My family has been sitting on the floor
to watch TV, to eat meals because you be waiting
for the couch, which you haven't gotten back to me
at all, and then I hear that it's then I
hear that it's a miniature couch, and now I have
(03:18):
to go find another one. I'm gonna suit you for
false advertising.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
This is ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
There was nothing in the ad about this. Are you
gonna say, is there somebody else that I can.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Talk to you?
Speaker 5 (03:29):
Because you're clearly incompetent.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Well, I would let you talk to Bill, but I
don't want to get hurt his feelings because I can
see that when we get hurt his feelings because I
can see that you're not very happy about his design
of the tiny couch.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Yeah, I'm not happy about any of this. This is
the most ridiculous thing that I've ever heard of.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
This.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
You cannot just have false ads out there like this
and then expect people to read tiny print. I'm going
to post on yump, I'm going to post on Twitter,
I'm going to post on all the social media, and I'm
going to ruin your company if you do not give
me a refund, and you'll be out of a job.
You won't even be able to afford a tiny couch
or a tiny house a little bit.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
All right, then I'll let you know that this is
actually Jewbil from the Jebel Show.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Doing a phone prank on you and your husband set
you up. What it's a joke.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
He said, you've been frustrated because you haven't got this
couch that you ordered, and he wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Well now at least my husband can sleep on the
full size Captain can sleep on the full size.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Wait thought every morning with a two bull phone pranks weekday.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Mornings on the twenties. This is another two bull phone.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Prank weekday mornings on the twenties only Onstan.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Hello, hey neighbor.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Kenny any right, Yeah, yeah, nice to meet chah Pe
Dakins here. I just moved in next door to you.
I got your number from one of the other neighbors.
I figured i'd give you a hauler and a hoot
and say hello, oh yeah, welcome to the neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Yeah. We are going to get close and close and close.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
I mean, I'm I mean, I'm, I'm I'm happy to.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
I get to know you.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Is there anything I can keep your.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Windows the shades drawn a lot? I? Yes, yeah, I
just moved in, you know, like a week ago, and
I've been trying to get a glimpse of your home
life and I haven't been able to. So anyway, I
figured i'd just give you a call and say.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
Hi, Okay, uh, I mean, is there anything I can
do for you?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
You were walking through the living room the other day.
I tried waving at you, Pete.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
There.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
We tend to not really uh look into each other's
windows here.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Uh uh, just uh.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
You know, just to light etiquette.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Ah okay, Yeah, different kind of neighborhood that I'm used to,
I guess.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Anyway, I wanted to call you real quick to go
over a couple of ground rules living next door to me.
Uh rules, Yeah, just a couple of things I wanted
to tell you about. I'm going to ask if you
could do me a fasy and be neighborly with me
here and not leave any sort of edibles outside, make
sure you like dabules outside, make sure you lock your
(06:44):
trash up real good, and things like that.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Why is that.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Oh, we just got a bunch of them and they
go out and you know, I let them out at night.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Dand it So what do you mean by dand it well.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Jimmy Stacey, Jimmy Stacy, Sally, Peter Montgomery and Bishop. I mean,
I didn't explain those are my pet raccoons?
Speaker 3 (07:12):
What I got? I got some raccoons as pets.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
They're cute little bandits, and uh I let them out
at night, you know, to roam around since they're nocturnal,
and uh just you know I don't and uh just
you know I don't I want to eat no approved food.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
Wait, hold on, hold on, wait what you have pet raccoons?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Oh? Yeah, they're a great little get anxious and they
like to go out at night. And I only have
approved food for them, you know that I leave around
my property. But you know, sometimes they wander off and
I would hate for them to eat some eat something
that might make their tummy upset.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
You know, have they had their shots? Like I raccoons
are known to have rabies and I am not rabies
And I am not really comfortable. Do you need me
to call animal control for you?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Like?
Speaker 5 (07:58):
Do you have a problem yourself? What are you from?
Speaker 3 (08:06):
What's that's so so sorry? What's that?
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Are there bagpipes going on in music? Are you playing bagpipes?
What is going on.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
You just practicing a little bit. That's the other thing
I was going to tell you about. You don't mind
if I practice my bad pipes? Do you in the backyard?
I usually practice around ten thirty pm?
Speaker 5 (08:24):
Absolutely not, I do mind, and I've I've.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Been a little practicing right now.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Maybe don't believe the other members of the homeowners association?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Which would you say? You couldn't hear you over my pipe?
And we have an h ag here.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
Neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
I'm sorry I went back on the pipes. You know,
once I start ripping, I can't stop.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
Okay, they do you play off the mice? You're the
ones who called pay off the mice. You're the ones
who called anytime it's a bad time to be playing
the bag night. You know what? Uh, I don't need
to be having any more talks about your rules or anything.
We're gonna made their way. Are you playing them again?
Speaker 4 (09:08):
While?
Speaker 5 (09:10):
Is unacceptable?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Kenny giving a phone break on you and your neighbor
Tommy set you up.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
What it's a joke. He said that you had somebody.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
He said that you just had a new He said
that you just had a new neighbor move in next
door and he wanted to freak you out.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
Oh wow, I am in the bagpipe for all hours.
I'm like arming myself against BREKFA.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
We thought that every morning with a jew bole Phone
pranks weekday mornings on Nex twenties
Is another jubile phone crank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only on Nitty six twenties only on naty six seven.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Kiss that thumb.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Hello, Hi, this is Pete Deakins calling from guy was
looking for Stacey in regards to a couch that she
purchased from us.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yes, speaking hi emails.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
I've been calling you guys, and nobody's gotten back to me.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Okay, in what seems to be the issue.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Well, I'm waiting on the couch that I ordered. I
haven't been centered, I haven't been sent a shipping number,
I haven't been sent any information.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
And I'd like to know where my couch shoes. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
I do understand that I've got your invoice actually in
front of me, because I know you've it looks like
it should be in your mailbox any day now. So
if it's not there within four days, I would definitely
call us back.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
In my mailbox.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
What does that mean?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
In my mailbox?
Speaker 5 (00:56):
What does that mean?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Should be in your mailbox in yeah, four days.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
It's a couch.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
How is it going to fit in my mailbox? Well,
it's small enough if I ordered a couch. Yea oh boy?
How closely did you look at the ad for the couch.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
I'm sorry, it's actually a you know, it's actually a
Barbie sized couch that you ordered so it fits right
in the mailbox.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
Is this a joke?
Speaker 4 (01:24):
I paid eight hundred dollars for that couch. In no
way that it's a Barbie sized couch.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Well, it is hand designed, So yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
I ordered a full sized couch. I didn't order a
Barbie couch.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Actually, if you, I don't know, if you read all
of the details of the couch, it does say in
there that it's a Barbie sized couch. It's actually hand
crafted though by actually hand crafted though by Bill.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Who would order a Barbie sized couch?
Speaker 5 (01:49):
Oh? Bill?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Bill is one of our expert designers here.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Okay, well it is.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
I ordered a full sized couch, and I expect a
full sized couch.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
For that price.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
He's one of the premier designers of teeny couches in
the country. Actually, so that's why it's so expensive, and
a lot of people would pay It's so expensive and
a lot of people would pay way more than that
for some of Bill's work.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Well, Bill and his tiny couches. I ordered a full
sized couch, and I'm sure that the ad didn't say
anything at Arby couch.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
All the furniture we sell at our stores is miniature,
and I've figured you would now.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
When I know that that was not listed on the ad.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
That's false advertising.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Oh no, it's there.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
It's just in tiny print like our tiny couches, and
we kind of do that to be cute.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Okay, you know this is ridiculous. I would like a refund,
just refund my card because I'm not You've been so unhelpful.
I've been waiting so long for this couch and then
I hear that it's a Barbie couch. What does that
even mean?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Unfortunately, our tiny couches have no refund policies because they
are rare in one of a kind. But think about this, though,
in just a few days, you're going to be able
to open up a Manilla envelope with a beautiful, exquisite,
tiny hand crafted couch just for you.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
In four days, I'm going to open my mailbox and
open a Manilla envelope and stop on a tiny couch
because I'm so frustrated because I want a couch that
I ordered. My family has been sitting on the floor
to watch TV, to eat meals because you be waiting
for the couch, which you haven't gotten back to me
at all, and then I hear that it's then I
hear that it's a miniature couch, and now I have
(03:18):
to go find another one. I'm gonna suit you for
false advertising.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
This is ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
There was nothing in the ad about this. Are you
gonna say, is there somebody else that I can.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Talk to you?
Speaker 5 (03:29):
Because you're clearly incompetent.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Well, I would let you talk to Bill, but I
don't want to get hurt his feelings because I can
see that when we get hurt his feelings because I
can see that you're not very happy about his design
of the tiny couch.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Yeah, I'm not happy about any of this. This is
the most ridiculous thing that I've ever heard of.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
This.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
You cannot just have false ads out there like this
and then expect people to read tiny print. I'm going
to post on yump, I'm going to post on Twitter,
I'm going to post on all the social media, and I'm
going to ruin your company if you do not give
me a refund, and you'll be out of a job.
You won't even be able to afford a tiny couch
or a tiny house a little bit.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
All right, then I'll let you know that this is
actually Jewbil from the Jebel Show.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Doing a phone prank on you and your husband set
you up. What it's a joke.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
He said, you've been frustrated because you haven't got this
couch that you ordered, and he wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Well now at least my husband can sleep on the
full size Captain can sleep on the full size.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Wait thought every morning with a two bull phone pranks weekday.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Mornings on the twenties. This is another two bull phone.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Prank weekday mornings on the twenties only Onstan.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Hello, hey neighbor.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Kenny any right, Yeah, yeah, nice to meet chah Pe
Dakins here. I just moved in next door to you.
I got your number from one of the other neighbors.
I figured i'd give you a hauler and a hoot
and say hello, oh yeah, welcome to the neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Yeah. We are going to get close and close and close.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
I mean, I'm I mean, I'm, I'm I'm happy to.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
I get to know you.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Is there anything I can keep your.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Windows the shades drawn a lot? I? Yes, yeah, I
just moved in, you know, like a week ago, and
I've been trying to get a glimpse of your home
life and I haven't been able to. So anyway, I
figured i'd just give you a call and say.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
Hi, Okay, uh, I mean, is there anything I can
do for you?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
You were walking through the living room the other day.
I tried waving at you, Pete.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
There.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
We tend to not really uh look into each other's
windows here.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Uh uh, just uh.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
You know, just to light etiquette.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Ah okay, Yeah, different kind of neighborhood that I'm used to,
I guess.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Anyway, I wanted to call you real quick to go
over a couple of ground rules living next door to me.
Uh rules, Yeah, just a couple of things I wanted
to tell you about. I'm going to ask if you
could do me a fasy and be neighborly with me
here and not leave any sort of edibles outside, make
sure you like dabules outside, make sure you lock your
(06:44):
trash up real good, and things like that.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Why is that.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Oh, we just got a bunch of them and they
go out and you know, I let them out at night.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Dand it So what do you mean by dand it well.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Jimmy Stacey, Jimmy Stacy, Sally, Peter Montgomery and Bishop. I mean,
I didn't explain those are my pet raccoons?
Speaker 3 (07:12):
What I got? I got some raccoons as pets.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
They're cute little bandits, and uh I let them out
at night, you know, to roam around since they're nocturnal,
and uh just you know I don't and uh just
you know I don't I want to eat no approved food.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
Wait, hold on, hold on, wait what you have pet raccoons?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Oh? Yeah, they're a great little get anxious and they
like to go out at night. And I only have
approved food for them, you know that I leave around
my property. But you know, sometimes they wander off and
I would hate for them to eat some eat something
that might make their tummy upset.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
You know, have they had their shots? Like I raccoons
are known to have rabies and I am not rabies
And I am not really comfortable. Do you need me
to call animal control for you?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Like?
Speaker 5 (07:58):
Do you have a problem yourself? What are you from?
Speaker 3 (08:06):
What's that's so so sorry? What's that?
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Are there bagpipes going on in music? Are you playing bagpipes?
What is going on.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
You just practicing a little bit. That's the other thing
I was going to tell you about. You don't mind
if I practice my bad pipes? Do you in the backyard?
I usually practice around ten thirty pm?
Speaker 5 (08:24):
Absolutely not, I do mind, and I've I've.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Been a little practicing right now.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Maybe don't believe the other members of the homeowners association?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Which would you say? You couldn't hear you over my pipe?
And we have an h ag here.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
Neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
I'm sorry I went back on the pipes. You know,
once I start ripping, I can't stop.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
Okay, they do you play off the mice? You're the
ones who called pay off the mice. You're the ones
who called anytime it's a bad time to be playing
the bag night. You know what? Uh, I don't need
to be having any more talks about your rules or anything.
We're gonna made their way. Are you playing them again?
Speaker 4 (09:08):
While?
Speaker 5 (09:10):
Is unacceptable?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Kenny giving a phone break on you and your neighbor
Tommy set you up.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
What it's a joke. He said that you had somebody.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
He said that you just had a new He said
that you just had a new neighbor move in next
door and he wanted to freak you out.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
Oh wow, I am in the bagpipe for all hours.
I'm like arming myself against BREKFA.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
We thought that every morning with a jew bole Phone
pranks weekday mornings on Nex twenties
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