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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wake yo and wake up.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Oh man, Hi, everybody, good morning. What's up?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Nothing? What's up with you?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
I was sick as a dog yesterday. I was struggling
so bad. I hadn't been so nauseous and sick like that.
I couldn't even remember the last time I was saying
that to my mother yesterday, I'm like, I can't remember
the last time I felt this sick. But it's also
like the fireman is in the midst of working a
forty eight, so.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
There's no rest at home.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
So I was trying to do this thing where I
would sit on the couch and just like close my
eyes but also pay attention.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
And just wasn't working.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Thank god, my neighbor brought me some zofrans so I
was able to That helps the nausea.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Let me just get this out of the way now.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
I'm not pregnant, because that I got that seven hundred
times when I said that I was not.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Everyone's like, maybe it's morning sickness.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
It's not because I thought the same thing at one point.
I'm like, it is morning. You don't feel good. You know,
it's funny you said on your Instagram that, like, it's
not pregnancy. I have the other thing kind of the
other thing is happen would be the opposite, yes, but
implying that it's your time, yes, but could one have
(01:27):
taken that the other way that the other thing meant,
like through the back end? Stuff was coming up back
now only because no, I can't be the only one,
because you imply the.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Other thing was hell, I said, it's like the female thing.
That's if I'm not pregnant, it's the other.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Oh, Okay, I missed that part. I just hyper focused
on is it the rha?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
No, it's it's it's not.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
I think I was actually to a point yesterday where
I wish that there was some sort of ending to it,
like whether it was that or throwing up or something.
At one point, I was dry heaving in the bathroom
and I turned and the todd There's.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Like, what are you doing? What is this?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Mommy?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
What is this?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
What do you do?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Why do you sound like that? Mommy? It's just I can't,
I can't.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
And nothing came up, because sometimes you know, you might
have to pull the trigger on that one.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Yeah, there's nothing worse than like a constant loop of nausea.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I can do.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
I can do a lot of things, but feeling nauseous,
so I never ate yesterday. This protein shake that I'm
trying to drink down right now is like the first
thing that I've had in twenty four hours. I'm struggling.
I know people fast for days and days days, it's
not that serious, but.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Yeah, but a fast thing is like a plan thing,
and you mentally know that when you don't feel that,
it's a completely different feeling.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Yeah, I'm I'm certainly not myself. I actually called you
last night and I was like, there's a very solid
chance that if I feel like this, I'm not coming
in because I there was a few times during the
show yesterday that I started like my tongue started to
get super dry, and I was like, all right, probably
gonna throw up in this studio.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
But the taking the zofran really helped.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
And then also just to put things into perspective. If
we aren't feeling well and we're calling out sick, you
know we are really sick, because it is like a
thing here that you just don't call him.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
No, that's why I'm here.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Unless off a bike.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Obviously, that's a sorry.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
It was right, that's a serious You came in like
once a week with bandites all over your arms, covered
in blood like you were following a lot of my A.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Yeah, he was pretty messed up. That makes you believe
that John o'keef could have got hit by that car.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Don't tie that.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
I'm tying it in because you were pretty scratched. People
are like, you can't be that scratched off from a
car A joke. I'm dead serious. You were mad scratched.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Especially your arm, like your arm would bandage. Do you
think you guys can Nope?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
What?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
What?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
What? Did?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
What?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Did have?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Deep had? I'll never forget. When I got that text,
he was like, yeah, I'm not going to be coming in.
I fell off my bike. I called Santa. I said, am,
I is this real?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
You know? The thing is? I had never heard that,
but what I saw him, I guess I understood, like
the whole severity of the thing.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Right on my ribs, off the curb, and yeah, I
didn't care. It's just were like, shock, what's wrong with us?
What's wrong with us? If I get my leg shot off?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
I'm never telling you.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
I'm like, well, I still think you can make it.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Anyways, what's up with you two?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Nothing much? Man? When you called me. I was at baseball.
I didn't know if you could hear in the background,
but a bunch of the moms are around. I'm in
a conversation sing well but yeah, no, it's basically my
life right now. In the spring. It's so crazy. It
is like all year between all the sports are going.
I have four kids in sports, two of which are
playing two different sports and one so it's a constant
back and forth. Our calendar is crazy. My wife had
(04:51):
a breakdown yesterday. I like, listen, I'm so overwhelmed with everything.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
You're like a chauffeur.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yeah, it's like, that's exactly what it is. It's crazy.
So yeah, enjoy this time now when they're running around
the house and stuff, because once you're driving them around,
you literally in charge of their social schedules. You're in
charge of school sports, and it's just crazy.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
After school activities. I don't miss those.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Yeah, it's good for them, but it's just a lot.
I can't wait for my oldest to get his license.
I can't wait. I would just alleviate so much of it.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
And will you buy him car?
Speaker 1 (05:22):
We are, yes, We've already started to look so.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Yeah, are we thinking, like, are we going to humble
them or are we get them something nice?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
No?
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Wait, okay, what's humble? Like that depends on what it's
a luxury car? Are we getting the Yoda?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
We're getting him probably we're looking at the Chevy Blazer
and or like an or like a Mazda. No, no, accurate,
so you know, but we're going for safety, that's the
big thing about it. We also thought about getting him
an electric car, but that's a whole other thing because
I'll never charge it.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Yeah, like, what's the point You'll be getting more calls
from him that the car is dead.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, my car is dead. Well, you better be near
Whole Foods.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Does he know that you guys are in talks to
get him a car?
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yeah, yeah, he does well in school. He's responsible for
all these things. So I don't feel as bad, you know,
and like guilty about that. But I let him know
from the beginning. You mess up one bit, that car's gone.
You need to be responsible so many things being in
other cars with people, obviously, like the alcohol is now
those conversations are starting to come into play. But like, yeah,
it's crazy how fast it changes.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
But yeah, my first car was a Toyota Corolla. We
got it for like a thousand bucks off my aunt
and it would smoke. Let me turn it on, and
I was so embarrassed by the smoke that I would
turn it on like twenty minutes before I would leave
to go to school, so all the white smoke would
come out, and it would my brother would tell people
(06:44):
he'd be like, she would fill up the whole street
of white smoke before I would drive it like a beat. Yeah,
like a I mean my butt was touching the ground
getting into that thing.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
But ten dollars full of the guesting.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
That's what we should do to humble them a bit.
But like we want safety and reliability.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
To get a choice and what he okay, he gets
what he gets, what you get he gets. Yes, enjoy it. Yeah, Wow,
scary to have your kids driving. Yeah, my son drives
the Boss and all the time. I'm like, I know, yeah,
it's so scary. Like you know, you hope that you
taught them. Well, I think that's the best thing. Yeah,
it's not really got about more of the other people
(07:21):
that are you know, but because people are nuts, yeah,
me being one of them. So I'm like I.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Almost got an accent this morning. Had it come to
a complete stop on ninety three.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
You know what I'm saying, whole stop.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
This guy just was not paying attention. He was crossing lanes,
he was going like eighty miles per hour. I had
to slam on my brakes. I was pretty much convinced
I was gonna get it.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
You're going to see the wilot that happened in the tunnel. Yeah,
we did.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
What happened. You haven't seen it?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
No?
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Yeah, it's been going viral everywhere.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
It's what a white car there's white.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Car is like it's called swimming.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
But he's, you know, going in between cars, and he
went too much, hit the wall, bomb goes and slams
into the back of another car. He spends around, all
caught on camera.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
They should really put a speed limit in there.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
They should. They should people listen though, I don't know
what's jeeves. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
They put a speed limit in a touel. They could
really avoid some of these things.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
You know, before we
Wake yo and wake up.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Oh man, Hi, everybody, good morning. What's up?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Nothing? What's up with you?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
I was sick as a dog yesterday. I was struggling
so bad. I hadn't been so nauseous and sick like that.
I couldn't even remember the last time I was saying
that to my mother yesterday, I'm like, I can't remember
the last time I felt this sick. But it's also
like the fireman is in the midst of working a
forty eight, so.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
There's no rest at home.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
So I was trying to do this thing where I
would sit on the couch and just like close my
eyes but also pay attention.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
And just wasn't working.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Thank god, my neighbor brought me some zofrans so I
was able to That helps the nausea.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Let me just get this out of the way now.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
I'm not pregnant, because that I got that seven hundred
times when I said that I was not.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Everyone's like, maybe it's morning sickness.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
It's not because I thought the same thing at one point.
I'm like, it is morning. You don't feel good. You know,
it's funny you said on your Instagram that, like, it's
not pregnancy. I have the other thing kind of the
other thing is happen would be the opposite, yes, but
implying that it's your time, yes, but could one have
(01:27):
taken that the other way that the other thing meant,
like through the back end? Stuff was coming up back
now only because no, I can't be the only one,
because you imply the.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Other thing was hell, I said, it's like the female thing.
That's if I'm not pregnant, it's the other.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Oh, Okay, I missed that part. I just hyper focused
on is it the rha?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
No, it's it's it's not.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
I think I was actually to a point yesterday where
I wish that there was some sort of ending to it,
like whether it was that or throwing up or something.
At one point, I was dry heaving in the bathroom
and I turned and the todd There's.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Like, what are you doing? What is this?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Mommy?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
What is this?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
What do you do?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Why do you sound like that? Mommy? It's just I can't,
I can't.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
And nothing came up, because sometimes you know, you might
have to pull the trigger on that one.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Yeah, there's nothing worse than like a constant loop of nausea.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I can do.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
I can do a lot of things, but feeling nauseous,
so I never ate yesterday. This protein shake that I'm
trying to drink down right now is like the first
thing that I've had in twenty four hours. I'm struggling.
I know people fast for days and days days, it's
not that serious, but.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Yeah, but a fast thing is like a plan thing,
and you mentally know that when you don't feel that,
it's a completely different feeling.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Yeah, I'm I'm certainly not myself. I actually called you
last night and I was like, there's a very solid
chance that if I feel like this, I'm not coming
in because I there was a few times during the
show yesterday that I started like my tongue started to
get super dry, and I was like, all right, probably
gonna throw up in this studio.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
But the taking the zofran really helped.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
And then also just to put things into perspective. If
we aren't feeling well and we're calling out sick, you
know we are really sick, because it is like a
thing here that you just don't call him.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
No, that's why I'm here.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Unless off a bike.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Obviously, that's a sorry.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
It was right, that's a serious You came in like
once a week with bandites all over your arms, covered
in blood like you were following a lot of my A.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Yeah, he was pretty messed up. That makes you believe
that John o'keef could have got hit by that car.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Don't tie that.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
I'm tying it in because you were pretty scratched. People
are like, you can't be that scratched off from a
car A joke. I'm dead serious. You were mad scratched.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Especially your arm, like your arm would bandage. Do you
think you guys can Nope?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
What?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
What?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
What? Did?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
What?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Did have?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Deep had? I'll never forget. When I got that text,
he was like, yeah, I'm not going to be coming in.
I fell off my bike. I called Santa. I said, am,
I is this real?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
You know? The thing is? I had never heard that,
but what I saw him, I guess I understood, like
the whole severity of the thing.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Right on my ribs, off the curb, and yeah, I
didn't care. It's just were like, shock, what's wrong with us?
What's wrong with us? If I get my leg shot off?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
I'm never telling you.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
I'm like, well, I still think you can make it.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Anyways, what's up with you two?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Nothing much? Man? When you called me. I was at baseball.
I didn't know if you could hear in the background,
but a bunch of the moms are around. I'm in
a conversation sing well but yeah, no, it's basically my
life right now. In the spring. It's so crazy. It
is like all year between all the sports are going.
I have four kids in sports, two of which are
playing two different sports and one so it's a constant
back and forth. Our calendar is crazy. My wife had
(04:51):
a breakdown yesterday. I like, listen, I'm so overwhelmed with everything.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
You're like a chauffeur.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yeah, it's like, that's exactly what it is. It's crazy.
So yeah, enjoy this time now when they're running around
the house and stuff, because once you're driving them around,
you literally in charge of their social schedules. You're in
charge of school sports, and it's just crazy.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
After school activities. I don't miss those.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Yeah, it's good for them, but it's just a lot.
I can't wait for my oldest to get his license.
I can't wait. I would just alleviate so much of it.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
And will you buy him car?
Speaker 1 (05:22):
We are, yes, We've already started to look so.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Yeah, are we thinking, like, are we going to humble
them or are we get them something nice?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
No?
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Wait, okay, what's humble? Like that depends on what it's
a luxury car? Are we getting the Yoda?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
We're getting him probably we're looking at the Chevy Blazer
and or like an or like a Mazda. No, no, accurate,
so you know, but we're going for safety, that's the
big thing about it. We also thought about getting him
an electric car, but that's a whole other thing because
I'll never charge it.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Yeah, like, what's the point You'll be getting more calls
from him that the car is dead.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, my car is dead. Well, you better be near
Whole Foods.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Does he know that you guys are in talks to
get him a car?
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yeah, yeah, he does well in school. He's responsible for
all these things. So I don't feel as bad, you know,
and like guilty about that. But I let him know
from the beginning. You mess up one bit, that car's gone.
You need to be responsible so many things being in
other cars with people, obviously, like the alcohol is now
those conversations are starting to come into play. But like, yeah,
it's crazy how fast it changes.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
But yeah, my first car was a Toyota Corolla. We
got it for like a thousand bucks off my aunt
and it would smoke. Let me turn it on, and
I was so embarrassed by the smoke that I would
turn it on like twenty minutes before I would leave
to go to school, so all the white smoke would
come out, and it would my brother would tell people
(06:44):
he'd be like, she would fill up the whole street
of white smoke before I would drive it like a beat. Yeah,
like a I mean my butt was touching the ground
getting into that thing.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
But ten dollars full of the guesting.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
That's what we should do to humble them a bit.
But like we want safety and reliability.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
To get a choice and what he okay, he gets
what he gets, what you get he gets. Yes, enjoy it. Yeah, Wow,
scary to have your kids driving. Yeah, my son drives
the Boss and all the time. I'm like, I know, yeah,
it's so scary. Like you know, you hope that you
taught them. Well, I think that's the best thing. Yeah,
it's not really got about more of the other people
(07:21):
that are you know, but because people are nuts, yeah,
me being one of them. So I'm like I.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Almost got an accent this morning. Had it come to
a complete stop on ninety three.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
You know what I'm saying, whole stop.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
This guy just was not paying attention. He was crossing lanes,
he was going like eighty miles per hour. I had
to slam on my brakes. I was pretty much convinced
I was gonna get it.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
You're going to see the wilot that happened in the tunnel. Yeah,
we did.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
What happened. You haven't seen it?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
No?
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Yeah, it's been going viral everywhere.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
It's what a white car there's white.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Car is like it's called swimming.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
But he's, you know, going in between cars, and he
went too much, hit the wall, bomb goes and slams
into the back of another car. He spends around, all
caught on camera.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
They should really put a speed limit in there.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
They should. They should people listen though, I don't know
what's jeeves. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
They put a speed limit in a touel. They could
really avoid some of these things.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
You know, before we
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