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(00:00):
This is between two shows podcast oniheard radio. Hey, what's up.
I'm Dave and it's Phil. Okay, guys, I've got I've got a
problem. I hope you can helpme out with this. Okay. By
the way, he says I've gota problem in person, my first respond
yeah, you laugh so good.Yeah, we are excited to help him.
(00:21):
Glad to help out. I'm notsure what that means, Dave,
but we'll go with it. Ihad to stop by a local store the
other day right to pick up justa few things on my way home.
And I know people have service animalsto help them around, like older people
helping them around. I'm cool,that's fine, right, Okay, PTSD
(00:42):
you know that kind of stuff.That's that's cool, and dogs are good
like that. But I saw afamily of four with a puppy on a
leash walking it through the store.Now I have a serious problem with this
because it's a dog and we don'tneed it walking through the producele while I'm
trying to pick out some lettuce orwhatever it was. Anyway, but the
(01:03):
story gets a little bit more bizarrebecause I saw them at the beginning of
the store when I first walked downwhatever, And they didn't put it in
the cart. They walked it aroundon the leash. So I'm at the
back of the store and I'm walkingthrough and I look down and I see
that dog. I'm like, oh, well, there they are. It's
a puppy, mind you, it'snot like a two year old rid.
The puppy takes a dump right inthe floor. I started to say,
(01:25):
if it's a puppy, you knowit's probably not potty trying right. Took
a dump right in the floor rightas I'm walking by. So I looked
at the guy and I just wentI was shaking my head, like,
why why are you even bringing thisdog in the store? In the store?
Tell me they at least took careof it. Well, I saw
he had like a like a manbag or something on it, and he
(01:46):
was walking over a cooard it,and I'm hoping that he had a little
doggie bag in there to pick itup. You don't think about taking those
to the store right now if youtake the dog. But for me,
how can that be a service animalIf it's a puppy dog. You're not
doing the dog any favor. You'renot doing the people around you. Any
(02:06):
favor. No, maybe they justdidn't want to leave it at home locked
up in a crate to the store. By the way, a family of
four one parent couldn't have stayed withone child and the dog in the car.
Okay, So I understand what you'resaying there, I do. I,
however, don't agree with it,because of course I want to see
all the dogs everywhere in any store. I don't care. I always want
(02:29):
to see a dog. Anytime Isee a dog, I'm so excited.
And when I do see a dogin a store, most of the time
it is a service animal, andI know I can't pet them, so
I'm just like, hi, Hi, I would love to play. I
try to get his attention. I'mlike, sometimes you bring oscar into the
studio. I do, and he'sa great Yeah, he just lays there.
(02:52):
You're fine. He'll get up andcome over and sniff me for a
minute and I'll put him and everything'sgood. We're buddies. Remember remember when
Jim poked his head in one dayand he started barking at it. I
thought that it was Tom. Tomis a very character call man. But
I will tell you this. Mydad goes along with what you do.
Jason billy All he worked at Setzer'sfor fifty years. He was right there
(03:16):
in the front room, so everybodythat would walk through would see him first.
And he said, so many peoplewould bring their dogs in, and
he was like, there is noplace in a place of business for an
animal. What is that? Iwas like, but doesn't that make your
day so exciting? He goes,Yeah, everybody acts like they've never in
their life seen a dog when adog comes through into a business. But
(03:37):
I would think that's even a littledifferent because you're outside on the lot looking
at campers. Right. True,true, but you came into the house
where the you know, the storeroom is. OK, so really shouldn't
you? But I say, yes, absolutely, bring your dog all the
time anytime. Let's see him.Let me see this. I love dogs.
I have a dog, right,he is a jerk. Well you
(03:58):
do call him the jerky dog.Well he is into the Instagram page decks
for the jerk dog. You cancheck it out. I'm not making that
up. I love dogs. Dogsare great, but there's a place for
them. They don't belong in thestore. They don't and they don't.
Let me say this, dogs don'tneed clothes, right, you don't need
to put a sweater on a dog. I was at the Mall of all
places, and I saw a womanwalking a dog wearing a tutu. No,
(04:26):
it's not cute, it's thorough.And hold up all of this from
a guy who has an Instagram forthis dog. They don't desert clothes.
They shouldn't be in stores. Butby golly, I'm gonna have an Instagram.
Look, I don't have it.He has it. I augerate it
for him because of the thumbs thing, right, he can't myself went out
(04:50):
the door. I don't know.It's satirical. It's what it is.
It's the jerk dog aspect of thewhole thing. But oh my god,
you don't need dogs taking a dumpin the food. Well, I will
say that's very unsanitary. That isan unsanitary issue. By the way,
a lot of the people that goto stores are un I'll give you that.
(05:10):
Okay, Really, sometimes dogs mightmaybe better than humans. But I
do understand what you're saying, buddy, Okay, I get it. And
you would put uh maybe pajamas onthe dog. You would get you know
exactly what I'm talking about. Ilove when dogs are dressed, especially like
humans, like if they wear likea vest and a bow tie. Oh
(05:30):
my god, how are you takingyour dogs in places like in stores?
Gins, That's what I thought.Now I can't get away with it because
of Phil. I don't dress themup very often now around Christmas, I
do. Okay, you gotta haveyour little married Christmas up and Halloween too.
Halloween is a big one. Justcrossed through my holiday. Come home.
(05:54):
Now, do you dress your dogs? No, exactly, okay,
but Tracy, when his wife doeswhen winter comes around, she does try
and put a little sweater on it, and he hates it. I said,
Trace, please, don't put busterthrough that. Dogs have a built
in sweater. Yeah, telling methat one, He's like, they have
(06:14):
fur. They constantly wear a furcoat. And by the way, she
also put little socks on his pawstoo. Imagine. I have absolutely taken
my dogs, especially Oscar, becausehe listens so well. I've taken him
a million places with me. I'veliterally taken him into the liquor store.
(06:34):
Okay, listen, the dog isawesome. I prefer dogs everywhere, anywhere,
all the time. Did anybody sayanything to you, Oh, cute
and that's it. Here's here's asample. Now he listen. Tito's is
you know vodka for dogs? Oh? No, v for dog? People
(07:00):
have it either for dogs? Sorry? Sorry, all right. I feel
like they just got a new marketingsituation. Though, exactly call me up.
I'm clearly great at talking lesson.I am okay. If I see
you out with the dog in anysituation, I am cool with it.
(07:21):
Now, if you see Phil comein your way, maybe turn around.
Yeah, especially if your dog isdropping a deuce in one of the that
is an issue. I'm not gonnali's a dog here comes well? Oh
my god. Well, if youlike what you heard here today, listen,
you gotta follow us so you canhear the next one. It's a
little follow button.
This is between two shows podcast oniheard radio. Hey, what's up.
I'm Dave and it's Phil. Okay, guys, I've got I've got a
problem. I hope you can helpme out with this. Okay. By
the way, he says I've gota problem in person, my first respond
yeah, you laugh so good.Yeah, we are excited to help him.
(00:21):
Glad to help out. I'm notsure what that means, Dave,
but we'll go with it. Ihad to stop by a local store the
other day right to pick up justa few things on my way home.
And I know people have service animalsto help them around, like older people
helping them around. I'm cool,that's fine, right, Okay, PTSD
(00:42):
you know that kind of stuff.That's that's cool, and dogs are good
like that. But I saw afamily of four with a puppy on a
leash walking it through the store.Now I have a serious problem with this
because it's a dog and we don'tneed it walking through the producele while I'm
trying to pick out some lettuce orwhatever it was. Anyway, but the
(01:03):
story gets a little bit more bizarrebecause I saw them at the beginning of
the store when I first walked downwhatever, And they didn't put it in
the cart. They walked it aroundon the leash. So I'm at the
back of the store and I'm walkingthrough and I look down and I see
that dog. I'm like, oh, well, there they are. It's
a puppy, mind you, it'snot like a two year old rid.
The puppy takes a dump right inthe floor. I started to say,
(01:25):
if it's a puppy, you knowit's probably not potty trying right. Took
a dump right in the floor rightas I'm walking by. So I looked
at the guy and I just wentI was shaking my head, like,
why why are you even bringing thisdog in the store? In the store?
Tell me they at least took careof it. Well, I saw
he had like a like a manbag or something on it, and he
(01:46):
was walking over a cooard it,and I'm hoping that he had a little
doggie bag in there to pick itup. You don't think about taking those
to the store right now if youtake the dog. But for me,
how can that be a service animalIf it's a puppy dog. You're not
doing the dog any favor. You'renot doing the people around you. Any
(02:06):
favor. No, maybe they justdidn't want to leave it at home locked
up in a crate to the store. By the way, a family of
four one parent couldn't have stayed withone child and the dog in the car.
Okay, So I understand what you'resaying there, I do. I,
however, don't agree with it,because of course I want to see
all the dogs everywhere in any store. I don't care. I always want
(02:29):
to see a dog. Anytime Isee a dog, I'm so excited.
And when I do see a dogin a store, most of the time
it is a service animal, andI know I can't pet them, so
I'm just like, hi, Hi, I would love to play. I
try to get his attention. I'mlike, sometimes you bring oscar into the
studio. I do, and he'sa great Yeah, he just lays there.
(02:52):
You're fine. He'll get up andcome over and sniff me for a
minute and I'll put him and everything'sgood. We're buddies. Remember remember when
Jim poked his head in one dayand he started barking at it. I
thought that it was Tom. Tomis a very character call man. But
I will tell you this. Mydad goes along with what you do.
Jason billy All he worked at Setzer'sfor fifty years. He was right there
(03:16):
in the front room, so everybodythat would walk through would see him first.
And he said, so many peoplewould bring their dogs in, and
he was like, there is noplace in a place of business for an
animal. What is that? Iwas like, but doesn't that make your
day so exciting? He goes,Yeah, everybody acts like they've never in
their life seen a dog when adog comes through into a business. But
(03:37):
I would think that's even a littledifferent because you're outside on the lot looking
at campers. Right. True,true, but you came into the house
where the you know, the storeroom is. OK, so really shouldn't
you? But I say, yes, absolutely, bring your dog all the
time anytime. Let's see him.Let me see this. I love dogs.
I have a dog, right,he is a jerk. Well you
(03:58):
do call him the jerky dog.Well he is into the Instagram page decks
for the jerk dog. You cancheck it out. I'm not making that
up. I love dogs. Dogsare great, but there's a place for
them. They don't belong in thestore. They don't and they don't.
Let me say this, dogs don'tneed clothes, right, you don't need
to put a sweater on a dog. I was at the Mall of all
places, and I saw a womanwalking a dog wearing a tutu. No,
(04:26):
it's not cute, it's thorough.And hold up all of this from
a guy who has an Instagram forthis dog. They don't desert clothes.
They shouldn't be in stores. Butby golly, I'm gonna have an Instagram.
Look, I don't have it.He has it. I augerate it
for him because of the thumbs thing, right, he can't myself went out
(04:50):
the door. I don't know.It's satirical. It's what it is.
It's the jerk dog aspect of thewhole thing. But oh my god,
you don't need dogs taking a dumpin the food. Well, I will
say that's very unsanitary. That isan unsanitary issue. By the way,
a lot of the people that goto stores are un I'll give you that.
(05:10):
Okay, Really, sometimes dogs mightmaybe better than humans. But I
do understand what you're saying, buddy, Okay, I get it. And
you would put uh maybe pajamas onthe dog. You would get you know
exactly what I'm talking about. Ilove when dogs are dressed, especially like
humans, like if they wear likea vest and a bow tie. Oh
(05:30):
my god, how are you takingyour dogs in places like in stores?
Gins, That's what I thought.Now I can't get away with it because
of Phil. I don't dress themup very often now around Christmas, I
do. Okay, you gotta haveyour little married Christmas up and Halloween too.
Halloween is a big one. Justcrossed through my holiday. Come home.
(05:54):
Now, do you dress your dogs? No, exactly, okay,
but Tracy, when his wife doeswhen winter comes around, she does try
and put a little sweater on it, and he hates it. I said,
Trace, please, don't put busterthrough that. Dogs have a built
in sweater. Yeah, telling methat one, He's like, they have
(06:14):
fur. They constantly wear a furcoat. And by the way, she
also put little socks on his pawstoo. Imagine. I have absolutely taken
my dogs, especially Oscar, becausehe listens so well. I've taken him
a million places with me. I'veliterally taken him into the liquor store.
(06:34):
Okay, listen, the dog isawesome. I prefer dogs everywhere, anywhere,
all the time. Did anybody sayanything to you, Oh, cute
and that's it. Here's here's asample. Now he listen. Tito's is
you know vodka for dogs? Oh? No, v for dog? People
(07:00):
have it either for dogs? Sorry? Sorry, all right. I feel
like they just got a new marketingsituation. Though, exactly call me up.
I'm clearly great at talking lesson.I am okay. If I see
you out with the dog in anysituation, I am cool with it.
(07:21):
Now, if you see Phil comein your way, maybe turn around.
Yeah, especially if your dog isdropping a deuce in one of the that
is an issue. I'm not gonnali's a dog here comes well? Oh
my god. Well, if youlike what you heard here today, listen,
you gotta follow us so you canhear the next one. It's a
little follow button.
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