May 22, 2025 • 41 mins
Becker and Joel bring in Tyler Rothrock to help answer life’s big questions: How many ounces in a shot? Who invented Dum Dums? Why do we still have a podcast? By the end, you should be smarter… but odds are, you’ll just be high and mildly disappointed.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Blaze Inconfused podcast is rated M for marijuana no minors.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
But your audience is old.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
You know what I can't do is smoke in the
morning like I used to. I haven't done that, like
before work or never long awaken, bake is awaken.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I can't do that anymore. I don't drink. I don't
drink in the morning anymore.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
No, it's probably for the best. Can you drink in
the morning?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
I go.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
I'm just happy that people are getting a little bit
more comfortable with this stuff because it's twenty twenty five.
It's just a plant. It makes everything better. It's better
for than this stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yeah, and.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
About it, Yeah, tell the people what you just asked for.
I said, you want to drink, and you said, well,
you offered me a beer.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
I did. I offered you a beer. To what you said,
strong beer?
Speaker 4 (00:45):
An I p a to what you said, do you
have any vodka? It does make me sound like but
it's for health reasons. And he just came from the bar.
I just came from a quick little vodka.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Later.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
Would you rather be drunk or high? I guess now drunk.
I was telling Becker, I have a maybe like a
year and a half ago, I had a bad experience,
experience like greened out or what what does that mean?
Greened out?
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Like it's like the marijuana version of being drunk being black?
But I don't know, so what is it like? Are
you just zoned out kind of thing?
Speaker 5 (01:19):
Pretty much, No, Pilot, I have a tendency to go
anxiety mode.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
We didn't even introduce our guests yet. You know who
it is, Tyler.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Goddamn it, dude, I fucking hate that.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I cursed you're allowed to it's again, dude.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
I just do you know how like how many people
at this point have asked me and they're they're not
even in business anymore, and people like you for like
the kind of.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
No, no, no, and honestly you're not.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
I'm not. Anytime I brought your name up to people,
whether it's family or whatever, they're like, oh, is the
guy who works with the you know, the car dealership?
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Yes, I like no different roth Rock.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
I can't escape it. I'm gonna have nightmares about this.
I'm actually not going to listen back to this episode
that Tyler Rothrock comedian. Hey, thanks for having me, great guy.
That's very nice for me to say. Vodka drinker, I do.
I'm doing the vodka because of the carbs. Yeah yeah,
(02:26):
so no more. This over here doesn't have any carbs
in it. I know, but before I was rudely interrupted
by the rothrock jingle.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Sorry, no, I can't, I can't do. We were both
really excited about it. I can't believe you have that.
That sucks anyway, you were rudely interrupted your story. Why
you don't really take much?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Have you guys seen the show The Watcher? No? Oh wait?
Is it about the house in Okay?
Speaker 5 (02:56):
No spoiler is coming, but the show is about a
house that is like being watched over by They get letters, right,
they get letters by this creepy but they don't know who.
They can't figure out who the Watcher is. So I
don't like these types of shows. Okay, I don't enjoy
being scared. Okay, but I'm into the show. So it's
like probably three am. Now I've watched like four or
five episodes in a row, and I just can't fall asleep.
(03:17):
I'm stoned. I'm starting to get anxiety. I'm not trusting anything.
I'm looking at her like she what does she doing?
Like she might be putting letters in people's you know,
I'm freaking out.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I'm just like all these wild thoughts.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Right. So there's a part in the show where Stiffler's
mom from American Pie Jennifer cool Itch, Jennifer Coolidge, she's
in the show. She buys the house and she's now
living in it, and she believes.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
That the watcher is in the house.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
Right, Okay, So in this scene, she says out loud
good night, and then I hear a response back that
says good night. And I keep watching and I'm like,
why was that in the show? Why was that response
in the show? That doesn't make any sense? But I'm high.
I'm like, it's in the show. You're just freaking out, man, Yeah,
rewind it. Rewatch the scene. It's in there, and you're
(04:02):
gonna move on with your life. I rewind it. It's
not shot in the show. So now I'm like peeking
fore I'm thinking I'm hearing stuff.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Oh like like that my brain.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
I'm like, will I ever go back to who I
was before?
Speaker 5 (04:17):
And so Bowie the dog Bowie has a tendency to
hit the remote. So I'm like, maybe she hit the
voice command and it was dormant and when she said
good night. Siri responded to that, so then I pulled
the thing out and I don't want to wake Nail
me up. Right she's there, So I'm like, I press
the thing, I'm like good night and nothing, and I
just am like a little louder good night. So I
(04:40):
do this for It could have been five minutes, it
could have been one hour of time, Like I'm on
the verge of tiers to be honest with you.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Finally I say it loud enough, I'm like.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Good night, wakes her up, and the thing responded good night,
So I'm like, you know, it was that. But then
then I was like, wait, were you saying good night
like for the last fifteen minutes by yourself? And I'm like, yeah,
I can't smoke weed. I just can't smoke weed. I
can't do it because I freak out. I convinced myself
of like warped reality, and then I get scared that
(05:07):
I'll never go back to who I was every time.
I'm like, what if I'm like this forever? But I'll
talk myself into freaking out. Yeah you know, well you're
in that perfect podcast. It sounds like, yeah, so did
you want one of these? No let me get through
this vodka.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Good night.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
I guess soon we will have like a fully sober
guest on the podcast.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Well, we've been discussing this.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
The idea was that we were going to have everybody
that was a guest take high, take.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Part, take hi, young sir.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
And then he and I discussed that, hey, maybe it
would be cool to have somebody that's not at all
so that they can kind of screw with us.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
You know, well obviously I can't, like I don't even
do comedy drunk.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Yeah, Like, wait a second, don't you have a show
tonight like I'll do sometimes?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Like Tyler roth Rock, comedian, our second guest on the
Blaze and Confused podcast, which we're going to start right
about now.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Or now.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
Welcome to the Blazed and Confused Podcast with Becker and Joel,
the trivia podcast where the questions are.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
High, and so are they.
Speaker 6 (06:21):
Hat's time to sluk your curiosity and light up some knowledge.
The Blazed and Confused Podcast starts.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Now, all right, episode two. Here we are.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Hey, I'm Becker and I'm Joel, and it's a Blazing
Confused podcast. So we ask each other some you know,
trivia questions. We hang out with the One, the Only Tyler.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Tonight.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
Yeah and forever you alreadykneed that. Hey, thank you for
being our second guest. I'm honored to be your second
guest after Bob Holder.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
So perfect, perfect perfect? How'd you brought that up?
Speaker 5 (07:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Because you know, Becker even said he's like, wow, how
lucky are we? We get a comedian two weeks in
a row, right right, right, self proclaimed comedia just.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Older Bob, He'll be he is whatever he wants to
be that day.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
So I get a text last week from my fourth
grade teacher, mister Spencer, right.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Because we both have been getting great feedback about the show.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Oh good, good, you what you love?
Speaker 5 (07:23):
You love to get good feedback, that's the point, right,
I think that's the best feedback to get.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
The one thing though, that I will say is now
I listen back and I'm like, God, am I really that?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Like fucking stupid?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Like I listened back and there's you know, it's just
like certain people, not that I don't want them to listen,
but it's like I can't imagine certain people listening to
this podcast.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Case in point, my fourth grade teacher, who, mister Spence,
did you get a fourth grade fact wrong? Is that?
How dumb you are? Is that?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
What was that your last in school? Youre of school?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
No, honestly and truly last week on the podcast. Not
that we keep scoring with the trivia questions or anything.
But I think I got allmine correct. You got all
yours wrong, right, And.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
I think you got them all correct. I think you
got two. Maybe you got me. No, I think I
got them all correct.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
All right?
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Fine, well he can only counts it to fuck off anyway.
So I get a text.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
From my fourth grade teacher, mister Spencer, who side don't
great fucking teacher, the best teacher I ever had, dude?
Speaker 2 (08:17):
He was like, cool, Can I ask a question?
Speaker 6 (08:19):
Though?
Speaker 1 (08:20):
How does he have your number? Because we text sometimes? Wait,
hopefully you weird?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
No?
Speaker 5 (08:25):
No, no, I've not had honestly, Can you tell me
how that came about?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Like, hey, I think that.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
I like read to his class a couple of years
ago or something like I came in for a career day. No,
I came in for like a career day.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
To talk about reading to a bunch of kids. You
can't picture me doing that reading?
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Shut off.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Yeah, So, mister Spencer text me your new podcast is
legit crazy. I got to hear that audio clip that
was censored, which everybody's asking me for that.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
I really wanted to hear that.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
I know.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
I just thought, I don't think we can do it.
When's the next one. I was telling Chase about it
today at lunch. Chase is the second grade teacher who
was also a great teacher. I'm sitting there the other
night and I'm thinking, oh my god, my elementary school
teachers are listening to this podcast about me sitting around
and smoking marijuana.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Like it's just it just makes me feel weird. However,
I mean them feel like a failure. I'm sure. He
says that Bob guy is quite the character.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Yeah, I got a lot of that too. That guy
is weird. And I said this earlier to him.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Love Bob.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
We can talk about this because he was on the
first episode. He fucking loved it. He thought it was hilarious, which,
by the way, after we recorded this episode two days later,
he was like, I.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Don't know, I don't think I can be on it.
The more I thought about it, I think you should
delete that episode.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
You're on it?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Literally Yeah, And I was just like, I don't care.
I'm gonna post it anywhere. Yeah, So he annoyed me
the whole time about it. But I said to him
an hour ago, I said, the funny thing is, we
can bust on Bob all we want on this episode
because he was in the first episode.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
He's not going to listen to this one to the next.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
He's gonna listen to the next one that he's guess wrong,
Bob will be the next one.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Yeah, he's gonna be checked out till whenever we allow him.
Bob holder on it again, exactly.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
And it sucks because I love Bob, I really do,
and I'd love to get his perspective.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
He's funny, he is, he's got He's very passionate about
his opinions. Okay, and here's what I'll say about Bob's opinions.
My opinion about Bob's opinions, they're wholly his. They're not
influenced by fact, by news, by any outside source. He
just he does make them on his own. So you
(10:35):
got to give him some price. You know, he thinks
for himself. He does a lot of it.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
He's not he's not.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
He doesn't have to like adhere to fact like we do.
Like the rest of the the rest of the people like,
you know, we were beholden to like the truth, not Bob.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Bob well, you know, he was all worried. He was like,
I'm worried about my my, my image.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
And yeah a show.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
You know, he was doing a lot of that, and uh,
you know, I just wish that the stigma would go
away about what do you mean it's just older people. Yeah,
it's good for you. It makes everything better. You know,
there's a lot of actors, celebrities coming out. They don't
care anymore. This is what I do for fun, is
what makes me feel happy. But here, here's my whole thing.
(11:22):
What happened with the Olympics recently. There was that one
one woman that was stuck in a different country for Brittany.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
That's horrible. Who else was like chastise about it?
Speaker 6 (11:33):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Michael Felkes felt Michael like, wait a minute, don't you,
Tyler know Michael Phelps?
Speaker 2 (11:41):
I would I know him.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
I don't know if he would not, I wouldn't say
we what happened, Tyler?
Speaker 2 (11:52):
I swam I swam him against them.
Speaker 5 (11:54):
My friend Marco was in in the car and Phelps
came back to Marco's house for like we were at,
you know, having some fun.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
We went to dinner, We got a couple of drinks.
I guess I was feeling it, feeling pretty good, feeling.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Like, uh, confident.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
Well, I would say maybe pretty aerodynamic, all right.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
And I see that I challenged him a little bit
of the swim race.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
He before he got in trouble or whatever it was.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
After he got in trouble. After what did he get
in trouble for? He was in a picture with a bong.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Somebody took a photo with smoking.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
I was in like the fourth grade. I feel like
when I was Spencer on which, by the way, here's
my opinion on it.
Speaker 5 (12:31):
If it's a performance enhancing drugs, I get it, okay.
But if you just won every gold medal and he smoking,
You're like, well, it must not be that bad. It's
the greatest swimmer of all time, like the lung capacity.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Can you imagine smoking weed with Michael Phelps?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Yeah, I'd lose. So back to the point, Yeah, what
happened with the race?
Speaker 5 (12:54):
And I'm not going to say that he didn't He
wasn't training for this moment and I hadn't been training.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
I would say he snuck up on me.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
He called me off car, so we beat you narrowly.
How much of a head start did you get?
Speaker 5 (13:11):
Okay, if I'm being honest, it was the Olympic sized pool.
He gave me a head start a length of the
pool and halfway back before he started.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
It was impressive. Yeah, were you drinking?
Speaker 2 (13:24):
We might have been. Yeah, we might have been.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
I was just trying to see what state you were
in when you raced. Michael felt, Okay, what a story
do you tell?
Speaker 5 (13:32):
I do tell people everybody everywhere you go, because I
don't think it's a flex. I don't think it's a flex.
He was very nice, very cool. Another side note of
this story. He was in Leigh Valley, right. We went
out to a restaurant Eastern I forget which one, and
the host at the restaurant was in college and she
was studying physiology or maybe human anatomy or something I think,
(13:57):
and I don't remember the class, but felt he was
on the cover of this text that her college textbook, right,
and she's like studying and he walked over, he saw
he was on the cover, and he was like, what's
who's on the cover of that?
Speaker 2 (14:11):
And she like saw it.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
She was like and he signed, oh, that's her cool
cover of the thing.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
I love that.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
It's pretty cool. Yeah, which she probably didn't get money
back for the That probably happens to you a lot,
right me being on the cover of a textbook, I
hope not.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
I do not want to know what that book could
possibly be about. I mean just signing autographs. No, I
don't sign. I don't sign any Michael, but like your
thing better.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Michael Phelps got like canceled in two thousand and eight
or whatever for having a bong.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
In this picture. Is that what it was?
Speaker 5 (14:40):
Yeah, I canceled. It wasn't it was pretty canceled. He
he had got in trouble. I don't think he wasn't
like banned from water.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
From water, you can't swim anymore.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
On only doggy paddle for you going forward?
Speaker 1 (14:56):
You can't swim anymore, dude, I just got board.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Listen to my new effects now.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Yeah, that'll haunt that.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
That'll that can mess with people.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Joel, what's your what's your favorite car dealership from the past?
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Oh, you know, if I had to pick one, i'd pick.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
That's not what I wanted you to do. I wanted
you just say in.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
That creepy voice, Oh, Okay, I'm pressing all the wrong buttons.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Shure.
Speaker 5 (15:21):
Hey, Joe, can you try to do the jingle though?
And you're like a high pitch? Can you try to
do the Rothrock ch.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
No, you didn't.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
You didn't do it.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
There you go that.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
We want do the whole thing though, you and with
roth Rock.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Do we explain what this podcast does and what we
do on it? Yeah? Why don't you do that? We
uh serve up.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Some questions to each other. Joel and I write about
four questions for each other, and then our guest, whoever
it is today.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
It is Tyler Rothrock, comedian and overall nice guy.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
He's like a B rating he's like a good beat.
Ye get me in the next grade.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
But we asked questions and then their topic starters and
we head off there.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
So, Joe, are you gonna go first?
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Yeah, I'll go first. Let's go there we go.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Question number one, So, which US state is farthest west?
Speaker 3 (16:11):
My guess right off the bat? Hawaii?
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Why it is not Hawaii?
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Why?
Speaker 6 (16:20):
Why?
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Why is it not Hawaii? Why not?
Speaker 5 (16:24):
That's a whole different explanation. We're not even right. First
of all, the earth is flat?
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Oh great, I was hoping you were a fly. I've
been wanting to talk about this all right.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
So here I'll give you a hint.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Oh Alaska?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Is it Alaska? Very good? Very good, very good? Man.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
I thought Hawaii was like way further out in the ocean.
Then you see that guy's he's on TikTok, You're on TikTok.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Yeah. I don't make them, but I watch them. I'm
forty in an adult.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
So so yes, No, he's sailing with his cat to
Whai from I did.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
See, actually see this is a funny thing.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Me and Tyler saw it, and then Becker saw it
three weeks later because he watched it on reels Facebook.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Yeah, watched it on Entertainment tonight or something tonight.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Question two, Okay, here's another fun question drunk on trivia.
What is a shot of liquor and ounces in the
United States?
Speaker 6 (17:30):
Like?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
How many ounces is a shot? Is it five?
Speaker 6 (17:35):
No?
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Jesus, I wish who is it? One? One ounce?
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Okay, So there's a I've discovered that there's a I
got called out in my trivia. I guess that is
I got called out. He's having five ounces of vodka,
So I guess I could give it to you for
one ounce. However, I learned a few things this week
about shots.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
One point five. One point five.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Is considered a perfect shot because the double is three ounces.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
I would say five ounces is a more perfect shot
than I would It depends on what you know. You're
trying to go to jail.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
For that, Yeah, exactly. Question three?
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Okay, so middle school biology? What molecule carries genetic information?
Oh man, when you hear the answer to this, it's
you're gonna be like, what the.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Information? What molecule carries genetic information? You know?
Speaker 3 (18:39):
I really liked that stuff in school too. Yeah, and
I actually don't have a fucking clue you really like
genetic information? No, no, no, I like that that science.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
I could give a fuck. It's so boring to me.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
I struggled, molecule can you give me? Are there any
chance like choices? You know, I'm trying to think of, like.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
What molecule carries genetic information? Do you do? You know anything?
What do you get?
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Where do you get your genetic information from?
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Tyler got twenty three in me? Twenty three in me?
Not anymore than just filed for bankruptcy?
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Oh no, yeah, throw a hint out.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
I don't really know how to give it. What letter
does it start with?
Speaker 5 (19:19):
First of all, you should be able to ask. You
should be able to ask the trivia question. If you
can't give a hint, what's mitochondria? That's a powerhouse of
the cell. I remember that?
Speaker 2 (19:30):
So I was, I'm on track.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
No, you're not not at all part of a molecule, right,
isn't that how plants grow?
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (19:36):
That's photosynthesis?
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Yeah, Jesus Christ, we're covering all the bases of science
that all right?
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Do you want the answer? Yeah? Okay, So the answer
is DNA the molecule.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
A molecule? Is that on the periodic table?
Speaker 2 (19:51):
DNA? Does it have to be? I don't know, I.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Don't get Wait, what was the question again?
Speaker 2 (19:59):
What's Oh? I thought you said? What? What? Like?
Speaker 3 (20:02):
What's the acronym? DNA stand for? I know, nuggets anonymous?
Speaker 1 (20:07):
DNA is a molecule because it's a chemical compound made
up of atoms bounded together.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
I thought, So, what's the answer again, DNA? That's right?
Question four? Twenty? What? Okay? What's nine times six? You
should have a time period? Come on, I'm good. Twenty seven?
Speaker 3 (20:28):
No, I'm sorry, no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
No, no, nine times sixty seventy two, seventy two. Sorry
you guys. Wait, hold that's still wrong.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Oh my god, sixty three sixty three still wrong.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Use your fingers in your toes nine. Let me go back.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
It's fifty four for crying out loud.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
I know these.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
I know the I'm so good, I'm so good at man.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Oh my god, that was so good. Holy shit, holy shit.
I love how confident was the first. So confident he
thought he knew that's two hundred and five. I thought
I had it.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
See this is so funny because I know my fourth
grade teacher is listening to this podcast now.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Dude, Like I said, best teacher I ever had.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
If I think back to the best teachers I had,
he's definitely on the list.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
We used to play this multiple what did he teach you? Well,
I mean I did shape you.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
Okay, never mind, I shouldn't ship.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
I shouldn't ship. Yeah, don't ship, stop ship. Any teachers do.
A good teacher. You can't beat a good teacher. No.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
We used to play this game called multiplication basketball, where
he would like take a soccer ball, you know, and
it has the white squares and the black squares on
it and he would chuck it at you and your
thumbs landed on there was numbers on all the white squares,
and when he threw the ball, you would put your
thumbs on the numbers and you had to do like
that multiplication, gotcha question before you could throw the basketball? Multiplication?
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Basketball? Shit? This so fun? Did you know nine times six?
Speaker 6 (22:03):
Like?
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Would you have known that? And here's the thing. If
somebody want to ask me what's nine times six?
Speaker 1 (22:07):
I'd be able to figure it out, probably, but I'd
sit here in silence for two minutes before I would
say anything.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Not like you. You're right two hundred and five.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
Wait, let's just circle back to the two answers that
you gave. First, okay, nine times six? Your first one
was twenty seven. I don't want to circle back.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
And then the second one was greater than it possibly
could have been.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Seventy two. Yeah it was, he said, seventy two?
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Could I be seventy two when seven wasn't even I know?
Speaker 2 (22:37):
I'd tried.
Speaker 6 (22:39):
Trivia. Man, It's like the universe asking us questions, you know, Yeah,
the Blazing Confused podcast.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
It's your turn, question number one here that's for you,
And so is this question?
Speaker 3 (22:58):
In twenty twenty four, door h reported a total gross
order value of eighty point one billion dollars. What was
the average annual spending per user on the platform? So
people like you average annual per year?
Speaker 2 (23:10):
There are twelve months in a year.
Speaker 5 (23:13):
Yeah, okay, yeah, I thought maybe your math was still
really we're.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Going back to that. Yeah, so is it a one thousand?
Speaker 3 (23:21):
So how much does average user use per year on
door dash one thousand, fifteen hundred, two thousand, or twenty
five hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Uh, give me the choices one more time.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
One thousand, fifteen hundred, two thousand, or twenty five hundred.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
I would say two thousand. No, it's wrong, fifteen hundred dollars.
I haven't doordashed in a very long time, all right.
I used to have a door dash problem. I used
to do it.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
If you do it, the worst part is is that
these places you orders from, like down the road.
Speaker 5 (23:51):
Now I get it, because you have to do the
whole thing. You got to get your to do the
whole there's a whole thing. You walk four flights of
stairs down. That's probably the biggest, the big thing, the
biggest hurdle, the steps.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
I have a dog, I'm taking that thing.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
They don't bring it to his door though, he has
to go downstairs and pick it up. Y, right.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
So I have to go downstairs and pick it up.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
It's like, while you're down there, you might as well
get in your car and go up the road.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Yeah. Anything else? You really showing your age here today? Huh? Wow?
Back at my day?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Yeah, back in my day, we took the horse and
bugget to McDonald's.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
I get it all.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Right, Next question yeah, yeah, wow, look at once to
change the subject.
Speaker 6 (24:26):
Question two?
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Oh? Wait, is this question two or three? No? Did
you actually? Two?
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Guys? Jesus, guys, what are we doing here? In twenty fifteen,
a popular men's magazine made headlines by removing a key
element that contributed to its success. Oh, it was the
name of the magazine. And what specific thing did it remove?
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Sports Illustrated And it's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Wrong?
Speaker 5 (24:54):
Wrong, I thought they got rid of this. They took
something out of the title.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Is that we're saying.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
No, he's on the right track, and it was Playboy.
They got rid of the nudity, they did. They made
it into an actual, just regular magazine for real. Yeah,
but it only lasted about.
Speaker 5 (25:09):
Till two thousand and seven because you had to describe
what the naked woman looked like through words.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Yeah, less erotic.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Basically the problem was is that internet porn was like king,
you know, and yeah, they tried that but it didn't
really work out.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
So he was buying a Playboy anymore.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
I know, do you remember those from childhood? Yeah, he's well, no,
I know, I was looking directly at him. I didn't
have to ask. Yeah, but no, you were born in
what nineteen ninety nine, ninety eight, ninety eight.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Ninety eight.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
My recollection of Playboy back in the day is that
growing up, the barber that my dad used to take
me to had a fucking stack of Playboys in his
waiting room, and me, as like a five six year
old kid, would go and like flip through these magazines.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
It'd be like whoa, I thought, wowow.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Man put like a highlights magazine around it so I
could like look at it the other side and.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Getting bricked up.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Before I go.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
On that note, should we go to.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Question I think question three.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Bricked out the man before I get a haircut. Look
at really really funny to be bricked.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Use it a sentence please.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
All right?
Speaker 3 (26:21):
Next question, what rock musician brought bought the letter oh
and the Hollywood sign during a nineteen seventy eight restoration campaign.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Oh, I just heard about it in nineteen seventy eight.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
What rock musician bought the letter oh in the Hollywood
sign during a nineteen seventy eight restoration campaign? Would you
like some options because I can give you a multiple choice,
or do you want to try to fish this one out? Clues?
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Do you have any clues? How much was it sold for?
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Twenty seven thousand dollars?
Speaker 2 (26:53):
That's not a lot and too in nineteen seventy eight.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
True, So the Hollywood sign used to say Hollywood Land.
I got a TikTok about this, and it was only
it was like a marketing thing and it was only
supposed to be up for like a couple months, and
then they just never took it down. And then I
think in the twenties they got rid of land in Hollywood.
Then I this TikTok went on to say that it
fell apart then and then there was a whole reservation shambles.
There was a restoration process led by.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Like it was literally falling down the hill, Like it
was that bad yeah, who knew. I didn't know that,
and people were like, this is Ollywood, Like, yeah, let's
fix this, you know what I mean. So some some
person kind of spearheaded, give me the choices, all right.
A David Bowie nineteen seventy eight. Keep that in mind, okay,
A David Bowie, b Alice Cooper, CEE, Ozzy Osbourne, Jesus
(27:37):
or d Gene Simmons. Okay, I think it's David Bowie.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Wrong.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
I think it would be Ozzy was actually Alice Cooper.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Alice Cooper.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
Yeah, it was the seventy fifth anniversary of Hollywood that year,
and it was very like, you know, sad seeing that
thing up on the hill, just kind of in shambles. So,
like I guess, Alice Cooper was really interested in getting
it going again. And he bought the o in in
honor of his friend Grouchow, you know, Groucho Marx, and
he died like right before then, so he bought that
for his friend. They did that, and then a bunch
of other celebrities, including Hugh Hefner, bought letters to a resort.
Speaker 5 (28:10):
That's who I imagine buying your friend twenty seven thousand
dollars letter and only to find out he's already dead.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
You're like, he's.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
What what am I gonna do with this letter?
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Why did anybody tell me? Question? For twenty? What? Okay?
My final question? All right?
Speaker 3 (28:36):
Before becoming the mascot of Chuck E Cheese, the character
originally appeared under a different name in the restaurant's first incarnation.
What was Chucky Cheese's original name? Was it a Munchie
the Muncher? Was it b Rick the Rat, ce, Charles
the Chucker or d Jasper t Jowls? Can I how
(29:03):
many of these did you make up? I'm not telling you.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
What was the first one?
Speaker 3 (29:07):
Munchie the Muncher, Rick the Rat?
Speaker 2 (29:10):
I hope it's that, Charles the.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
Chucker or Jasper t Jows? What's Chuck E Cheese's original name?
Speaker 2 (29:16):
I'm gonna say Jasper Teachers.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
It was Rick the Rat, Yes, the one you're hoping for? Hell, Yes,
that was just the first the rat? Yeah, Rick the Rat?
Speaker 5 (29:27):
You know what?
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Will kids love you?
Speaker 3 (29:28):
Kind of glad they changed the.
Speaker 6 (29:31):
Welcome to Sparker debate where Becker and Joel turn one topic.
You're doing all out puff puff pass off.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Let's see who burns out first.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Okay, So I found the story of this girl that
goes to Northeastern University and.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
Sounds like a very generic college, is it? I don't
know about a certain part of the country. Which one,
sorry college you go to?
Speaker 1 (29:54):
I go to the Northeastern one. Northeastern University. No, that's
supposed to be like one of the prestigious schools.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
Where's exactly is it? Well? I don't know how else
to describe it. Now, you're southwest right now?
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Anyway, So this girl goes to college, right, this is
spark debate over the use of AI in college classes.
She caught her teacher using chat GPT. It doesn't specify
with how this teacher was using chat GPT, but she
demanded that she get her money back for this class,
and the college gave her eight thousand dollars back. Interesting, right, Yeah,
(30:30):
but I want to know how the teacher was using it.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
It says he admitted to using tools like chatbt to
create class content. This was in contrast to the course
policy that discouraged students from using AI in their assignments.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
How pissed was he, She said that shut the fuck up,
you're being I think that teacher should kind of be
like worried about using it because eventually that's going to
take his job.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Yeah, you think that an artificial intelligence is going to
replace a college profession.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
Well, instead of the teacher like looking up his own content,
he's asking a computer for it. About a question you
just asked, If the teacher is using it, why wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
It what I think happened.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
I think that this guy was using chat shoopt to
like rewrite like study guides and shit, you know, lesson
planned stuff like that.
Speaker 5 (31:16):
I guess there's a lot of speculation. What class is it?
If it's like math theory, then probably it's not good.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
What class is it? I don't know, let me ask chatopt.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
My friend's going through a breakup right now and he's
using chat gbt to talk to every night he talks
to chat gbt's like, she said this and this. What
do you think about that?
Speaker 5 (31:35):
Chat Gbt's like, you do have to hear people out,
but I think she's in the wrong dude, chat tbt
said this, It's like, all right, man, let's talk to people.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Yeah, it's just.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Pretty crazy, but it also sounds like you two are
you know, the classic example of old men that don't
want to embrace new technology.
Speaker 5 (31:52):
I love how we're scared of artificial sweetener, but we're
like that dude and tell her that's fine. Let him
hook it up. Everybody knows like the sweet and low, No,
that'll give you cancer. But artificial intelligence, we just like
hook it up. It should be good for us.
Speaker 6 (32:06):
All.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Yeah, the professor was teaching a course on organizational behavior.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Well I don't I guess yeah, I like organizing shit.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
I also think a lot of college courses probably don't
really mean anything. That organizational theory class like an elective class.
I took bowling as an elective. Is you really yeah?
Is that a joke?
Speaker 5 (32:27):
No, that's true, That's that's fact. And look at them now,
look at me now. But what's the consensus? Are we
not happy about this teacher?
Speaker 4 (32:35):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (32:35):
There wasn't much of a debate.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
I do think it's interesting though, that she got eight
thousand dollars back when she demanded that she get money back.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
Yeah, I love how.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
I think that.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
The kicker too, is that the school, Northwestern University, was
very strict on the kids cannot use chat, sepet, their
personal assignments to do anything, you know, right, study guides,
do whatever.
Speaker 5 (32:54):
The school was probably like chattebet. How much should we
give her back for knowing we use chatchebet and chatty music?
No more than eight thousand dollars each.
Speaker 6 (33:04):
High priority this stuff. Becker and Joel are upsessed point
right now, music, movie shows, snacks, whatever's blowing their little
stoner minds this week.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
I drove like twenty five minutes to get a certain
snack the other night. I just wanted Welch's sugar free gummies.
I looked on No, They're just like gummy candies. Yeah,
like fruit snacks, yeah, fruit snacks.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
And like I looked online and I'm like, where can
I get these, like right now? And they were like
Walgreens And then I went to Walgreens and they were out.
But then there was another Walgreens across town. Did you
get a couple of bags?
Speaker 1 (33:40):
They only had one left Hot Commodity and they were like,
we don't know when we're gonna get these again.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
I'm like, what are you talking about?
Speaker 5 (33:47):
You have to do have a special order, do whatever
you need, man, I'll get dick for a fucking sugar
free I swear to.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
God, I really wanted it. We know, yeah, dude, you
know I pissed my ass off.
Speaker 5 (34:02):
I got cookie dough and it said, uh, chocolate chip
cookie dough, and it said on the package you can
said made with real chocolate. Isn't that How far have
we slid as a society that that is? Like you
have to say that, like what was it before? Like
what percent was it before?
Speaker 3 (34:20):
It's like chocolate chip cookies have been not chocolate this
whole time.
Speaker 5 (34:23):
Dude, I'm pissed. I'm pissed man. And also sugar free
like gummy bears.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Stop?
Speaker 3 (34:29):
What are you doing? Why has it got to be
sugar free? It tastes trying to take it in less sugar.
I know we're going for all terrible for you know,
it's all chemical, no stop.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
But if you're going for a snack, just get the
good stuff. Man.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
How much sugar you think is in a dumb dumb
Oh dude, I love dumb dumbstum.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
This is the only reason why I quit vaping, which,
by the way, I threw out my last vape.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
I was hitting it once a day.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
It's a process, but I feel like I'm achieving what
I wanted to now, So.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
I feel like you're over the first big, big hurdle.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
No, So I've been wearing the patch. I'm on my
second dosage of the patch now. It starts with twenty
one milligrams and then it goes down to fourteen, so
I'm on the fourteen one now. And uh my doctor
said that it would naturally make me want to smoke
the vape less. So then I was smoking the vape
like once or twice a day, and every time I did,
I just felt like a pile of fucking garbage. So
it just motivated me to completely stop. You I throw it,
(35:16):
but thanks. Dumb dumb lollipops.
Speaker 4 (35:18):
Dumb dumbs are so every time that I felt the urge,
I'd be that's the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Candy, the blue one.
Speaker 5 (35:24):
Okay, I go miscellaneous dude, Yeah I roll.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
But here's the problem with that though.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
Then you get stuck with some shitty ones like name one,
Name one bubble gum fucking sucks it.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
I want a dumb dumb, now go.
Speaker 3 (35:36):
My favorite dumb dumb is the root beer dumb dumb,
the er and the butterscotch, because yeah, it's like a
much older, older older I love you.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
This is what we should do. It's a miscellaneous let's
see if it fucking sucks or if it's a good one.
Oh my god, the root beer is so good? Is
it orange? It's piss.
Speaker 3 (35:57):
The least favorite. Damn dude, did you guys hear about this?
This kid used his mom's credit card and bought seventy
thousand dumb dumbs and had him shipped to the house.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Wait what seventy thousand? Listen to this, let's learn something.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
Dumb.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Dumb lollipops are owned and produced by this Spangler Candy Company,
family owned business based in Brian, Ohio. Founded in nineteen
oh six by Arthur G. Spangler Spangler, the company has
remained under family leadership for four generations.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
No shit, no way, Oh he said, look like he's
done already. He's done that. True.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
Oh remember that commercial years ago? Like how many licks?
But it's a different lollipop. Coincidentally, did that colocial make
you horny like it did me? How many licks? I'm like,
shut up, shut up, I'm watching TV with my mom
right now. Have you ever bought something like when you
were in a different state, like if you were a
drunker you were stoned, not remember and then it'd like
(36:52):
get a notification the next or something in the mail.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Dude happened to me.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
I bought a water cooler, did some investigating the next
day because I didn't remember. It turned out that I
had applied for a Visit Prime credit card. If I
got approved, I would get one hundred and fifty dollars
gift card to use on Amazon. So in my stupor,
I was like, Oh, it pays for the whole freaking
water cooler.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Why wouldn't I just reminded card You're losing money if.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
You now, I'm drowning in debt.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
So how's the cooler? Those and nice stuff? It's really good.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
Yeah, dude, hot water, room temperature, water or cold.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
How big is this? How big is it? It's about yay? Hi?
Speaker 3 (37:31):
What kind of metric balances can we put in this thing?
You can load five gallons into her? Do you guys
remember the COVID nineteen pandemic.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
H yeah, five years ago. Yeah, I almost forgot about it.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
Thanks for I did a lot of that, purchased like that,
and during the COVID pandemic.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
Yeah yeah, I think everybody else did too, because you know,
you couldn't go to the store to get it.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (37:50):
Yeah, people were just doing blackout purchases.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
Well, I'd have like fifty oranges at my house, like
what the fuck things that we bought in a stupor.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
I uh went to the beach years ago with like
my closest group of friends. One of my friends had
like a condo on wild Wood Crest. We would go
every year, and they had a balcony on this condo
and the birds were really bad. So they had this
like big statue of a owl with like the head
that would move on it with a spring. Yeah, and
that was like supposed to scare the birds off the balcony.
(38:19):
So we got there and I was like, this is
the coolest fucking thing ever. Look at this owl. This
thing's fucking dope, because owls are cool, dude, they think
they are. They're cool animals. So I fucking ordered one
of these. You're chewing the time one is now? Yeah,
So I ordered the owl on Amazon. For the longest time,
(38:40):
I had it in my apartment and I finally threw
it away.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
Yeah, I got rid of it as of recently, like
in the last year.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
I'd say I got rid of the owl because I
got tired of people being like, why the fuck you have.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
This random out sitting in your apartment.
Speaker 5 (38:51):
How about a copy uniform off yournet during COVID drunk?
I just a copy of year from just showed up
a house. I was like, did I sign up for
the force like a Halloween.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
No?
Speaker 5 (39:02):
It was like an actual, like Hollywood grade, like you
ever wear that?
Speaker 2 (39:05):
No?
Speaker 3 (39:06):
I sent it back.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
I was like, I don't want to say in that.
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (39:09):
I probably had a drunk idea for a sketch that
I was like, I need a cop outfit for and
then I like forgot that.
Speaker 3 (39:15):
It showed up and I was like, damn, dude, did
I did I change careers?
Speaker 2 (39:19):
But no, I didn't. I couldn't be a cop.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
You thank god, because if you did, you wouldn't be here.
I would not what if this was just sting operage.
I just get drunk here for an hour because he's
like demanding alcohol. By the way, guys, I should have
said this earlier.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
You're on ever You're you're under arrest for some ship. Man,
I don't know zaally what is sir?
Speaker 4 (39:38):
Rothrock got drunk at that podcast again, dude, thanks so
much for being on our podcast.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
Was so fun.
Speaker 6 (39:44):
Man.
Speaker 3 (39:45):
I'm being get quite blazed, but I got blitzed and
you got a little confused, right.
Speaker 5 (39:50):
I'm confused on how bad at math a man of
your age and success could be.
Speaker 3 (39:54):
You're not under a bridge and like it's the early days, Tyler.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
That's just fun.
Speaker 5 (40:02):
Thank you guys for having come see Me Do Stand
Up June and twenty eighth at the Godfrey Daniels in Bethlehem.
Speaker 3 (40:08):
It's your first tape special.
Speaker 5 (40:09):
Right, first taped on VHS tapes. All right, I'm gonna
get out of here. I think are you really putting
it on film? We know thatunds like a drawing out
for some people.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (40:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (40:19):
Probably one hundred thousand.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
Dollars to do. It's probably very expensive.
Speaker 3 (40:23):
And there aren't a one hundred thousand people with VHS
no or that will see me Do Stand Up? Yeah,
more importantly no, but definitely check Tyler Rothrock out. Where
can they find you on social media?
Speaker 2 (40:33):
Tyler?
Speaker 3 (40:34):
Tyler Rothrock on everything, Tyler roth.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
You're the best.
Speaker 3 (40:37):
We appreciate you being here the Blaze and Confused podcasts.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
I think we're done, right.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
I think we're done. All right, Let's I want to
go take a nap. What are you doing to do.
Speaker 4 (40:43):
Probably a show, but we'll see how that goes. I
think it's gonna be a no show.
Speaker 6 (40:51):
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
But your audience is old.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
You know what I can't do is smoke in the
morning like I used to. I haven't done that, like
before work or never long awaken, bake is awaken.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I can't do that anymore. I don't drink. I don't
drink in the morning anymore.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
No, it's probably for the best. Can you drink in
the morning?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
I go.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
I'm just happy that people are getting a little bit
more comfortable with this stuff because it's twenty twenty five.
It's just a plant. It makes everything better. It's better
for than this stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yeah, and.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
About it, Yeah, tell the people what you just asked for.
I said, you want to drink, and you said, well,
you offered me a beer.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
I did. I offered you a beer. To what you said,
strong beer?
Speaker 4 (00:45):
An I p a to what you said, do you
have any vodka? It does make me sound like but
it's for health reasons. And he just came from the bar.
I just came from a quick little vodka.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Later.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
Would you rather be drunk or high? I guess now drunk.
I was telling Becker, I have a maybe like a
year and a half ago, I had a bad experience,
experience like greened out or what what does that mean?
Greened out?
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Like it's like the marijuana version of being drunk being black?
But I don't know, so what is it like? Are
you just zoned out kind of thing?
Speaker 5 (01:19):
Pretty much, No, Pilot, I have a tendency to go
anxiety mode.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
We didn't even introduce our guests yet. You know who
it is, Tyler.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Goddamn it, dude, I fucking hate that.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I cursed you're allowed to it's again, dude.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
I just do you know how like how many people
at this point have asked me and they're they're not
even in business anymore, and people like you for like
the kind of.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
No, no, no, and honestly you're not.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
I'm not. Anytime I brought your name up to people,
whether it's family or whatever, they're like, oh, is the
guy who works with the you know, the car dealership?
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Yes, I like no different roth Rock.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
I can't escape it. I'm gonna have nightmares about this.
I'm actually not going to listen back to this episode
that Tyler Rothrock comedian. Hey, thanks for having me, great guy.
That's very nice for me to say. Vodka drinker, I do.
I'm doing the vodka because of the carbs. Yeah yeah,
(02:26):
so no more. This over here doesn't have any carbs
in it. I know, but before I was rudely interrupted
by the rothrock jingle.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Sorry, no, I can't, I can't do. We were both
really excited about it. I can't believe you have that.
That sucks anyway, you were rudely interrupted your story. Why
you don't really take much?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Have you guys seen the show The Watcher? No? Oh wait?
Is it about the house in Okay?
Speaker 5 (02:56):
No spoiler is coming, but the show is about a
house that is like being watched over by They get letters, right,
they get letters by this creepy but they don't know who.
They can't figure out who the Watcher is. So I
don't like these types of shows. Okay, I don't enjoy
being scared. Okay, but I'm into the show. So it's
like probably three am. Now I've watched like four or
five episodes in a row, and I just can't fall asleep.
(03:17):
I'm stoned. I'm starting to get anxiety. I'm not trusting anything.
I'm looking at her like she what does she doing?
Like she might be putting letters in people's you know,
I'm freaking out.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I'm just like all these wild thoughts.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Right. So there's a part in the show where Stiffler's
mom from American Pie Jennifer cool Itch, Jennifer Coolidge, she's
in the show. She buys the house and she's now
living in it, and she believes.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
That the watcher is in the house.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
Right, Okay, So in this scene, she says out loud
good night, and then I hear a response back that
says good night. And I keep watching and I'm like,
why was that in the show? Why was that response
in the show? That doesn't make any sense? But I'm high.
I'm like, it's in the show. You're just freaking out, man, Yeah,
rewind it. Rewatch the scene. It's in there, and you're
(04:02):
gonna move on with your life. I rewind it. It's
not shot in the show. So now I'm like peeking
fore I'm thinking I'm hearing stuff.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Oh like like that my brain.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
I'm like, will I ever go back to who I
was before?
Speaker 5 (04:17):
And so Bowie the dog Bowie has a tendency to
hit the remote. So I'm like, maybe she hit the
voice command and it was dormant and when she said
good night. Siri responded to that, so then I pulled
the thing out and I don't want to wake Nail
me up. Right she's there, So I'm like, I press
the thing, I'm like good night and nothing, and I
just am like a little louder good night. So I
(04:40):
do this for It could have been five minutes, it
could have been one hour of time, Like I'm on
the verge of tiers to be honest with you.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Finally I say it loud enough, I'm like.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Good night, wakes her up, and the thing responded good night,
So I'm like, you know, it was that. But then
then I was like, wait, were you saying good night
like for the last fifteen minutes by yourself? And I'm like, yeah,
I can't smoke weed. I just can't smoke weed. I
can't do it because I freak out. I convinced myself
of like warped reality, and then I get scared that
(05:07):
I'll never go back to who I was every time.
I'm like, what if I'm like this forever? But I'll
talk myself into freaking out. Yeah you know, well you're
in that perfect podcast. It sounds like, yeah, so did
you want one of these? No let me get through
this vodka.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Good night.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
I guess soon we will have like a fully sober
guest on the podcast.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Well, we've been discussing this.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
The idea was that we were going to have everybody
that was a guest take high, take.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Part, take hi, young sir.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
And then he and I discussed that, hey, maybe it
would be cool to have somebody that's not at all
so that they can kind of screw with us.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
You know, well obviously I can't, like I don't even
do comedy drunk.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Yeah, Like, wait a second, don't you have a show
tonight like I'll do sometimes?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Like Tyler roth Rock, comedian, our second guest on the
Blaze and Confused podcast, which we're going to start right
about now.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Or now.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
Welcome to the Blazed and Confused Podcast with Becker and Joel,
the trivia podcast where the questions are.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
High, and so are they.
Speaker 6 (06:21):
Hat's time to sluk your curiosity and light up some knowledge.
The Blazed and Confused Podcast starts.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Now, all right, episode two. Here we are.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Hey, I'm Becker and I'm Joel, and it's a Blazing
Confused podcast. So we ask each other some you know,
trivia questions. We hang out with the One, the Only Tyler.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Tonight.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
Yeah and forever you alreadykneed that. Hey, thank you for
being our second guest. I'm honored to be your second
guest after Bob Holder.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
So perfect, perfect perfect? How'd you brought that up?
Speaker 5 (07:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Because you know, Becker even said he's like, wow, how
lucky are we? We get a comedian two weeks in
a row, right right, right, self proclaimed comedia just.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Older Bob, He'll be he is whatever he wants to
be that day.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
So I get a text last week from my fourth
grade teacher, mister Spencer, right.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Because we both have been getting great feedback about the show.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Oh good, good, you what you love?
Speaker 5 (07:23):
You love to get good feedback, that's the point, right,
I think that's the best feedback to get.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
The one thing though, that I will say is now
I listen back and I'm like, God, am I really that?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Like fucking stupid?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Like I listened back and there's you know, it's just
like certain people, not that I don't want them to listen,
but it's like I can't imagine certain people listening to
this podcast.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Case in point, my fourth grade teacher, who, mister Spence,
did you get a fourth grade fact wrong? Is that?
How dumb you are? Is that?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
What was that your last in school? Youre of school?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
No, honestly and truly last week on the podcast. Not
that we keep scoring with the trivia questions or anything.
But I think I got allmine correct. You got all
yours wrong, right, And.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
I think you got them all correct. I think you
got two. Maybe you got me. No, I think I
got them all correct.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
All right?
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Fine, well he can only counts it to fuck off anyway.
So I get a text.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
From my fourth grade teacher, mister Spencer, who side don't
great fucking teacher, the best teacher I ever had, dude?
Speaker 2 (08:17):
He was like, cool, Can I ask a question?
Speaker 6 (08:19):
Though?
Speaker 1 (08:20):
How does he have your number? Because we text sometimes? Wait,
hopefully you weird?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
No?
Speaker 5 (08:25):
No, no, I've not had honestly, Can you tell me
how that came about?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Like, hey, I think that.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
I like read to his class a couple of years
ago or something like I came in for a career day. No,
I came in for like a career day.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
To talk about reading to a bunch of kids. You
can't picture me doing that reading?
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Shut off.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Yeah, So, mister Spencer text me your new podcast is
legit crazy. I got to hear that audio clip that
was censored, which everybody's asking me for that.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
I really wanted to hear that.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
I know.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
I just thought, I don't think we can do it.
When's the next one. I was telling Chase about it
today at lunch. Chase is the second grade teacher who
was also a great teacher. I'm sitting there the other
night and I'm thinking, oh my god, my elementary school
teachers are listening to this podcast about me sitting around
and smoking marijuana.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Like it's just it just makes me feel weird. However,
I mean them feel like a failure. I'm sure. He
says that Bob guy is quite the character.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Yeah, I got a lot of that too. That guy
is weird. And I said this earlier to him.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Love Bob.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
We can talk about this because he was on the
first episode. He fucking loved it. He thought it was hilarious, which,
by the way, after we recorded this episode two days later,
he was like, I.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Don't know, I don't think I can be on it.
The more I thought about it, I think you should
delete that episode.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
You're on it?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Literally Yeah, And I was just like, I don't care.
I'm gonna post it anywhere. Yeah, So he annoyed me
the whole time about it. But I said to him
an hour ago, I said, the funny thing is, we
can bust on Bob all we want on this episode
because he was in the first episode.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
He's not going to listen to this one to the next.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
He's gonna listen to the next one that he's guess wrong,
Bob will be the next one.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Yeah, he's gonna be checked out till whenever we allow him.
Bob holder on it again, exactly.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
And it sucks because I love Bob, I really do,
and I'd love to get his perspective.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
He's funny, he is, he's got He's very passionate about
his opinions. Okay, and here's what I'll say about Bob's opinions.
My opinion about Bob's opinions, they're wholly his. They're not
influenced by fact, by news, by any outside source. He
just he does make them on his own. So you
(10:35):
got to give him some price. You know, he thinks
for himself. He does a lot of it.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
He's not he's not.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
He doesn't have to like adhere to fact like we do.
Like the rest of the the rest of the people like,
you know, we were beholden to like the truth, not Bob.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Bob well, you know, he was all worried. He was like,
I'm worried about my my, my image.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
And yeah a show.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
You know, he was doing a lot of that, and uh,
you know, I just wish that the stigma would go
away about what do you mean it's just older people. Yeah,
it's good for you. It makes everything better. You know,
there's a lot of actors, celebrities coming out. They don't
care anymore. This is what I do for fun, is
what makes me feel happy. But here, here's my whole thing.
(11:22):
What happened with the Olympics recently. There was that one
one woman that was stuck in a different country for Brittany.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
That's horrible. Who else was like chastise about it?
Speaker 6 (11:33):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Michael Felkes felt Michael like, wait a minute, don't you,
Tyler know Michael Phelps?
Speaker 2 (11:41):
I would I know him.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
I don't know if he would not, I wouldn't say
we what happened, Tyler?
Speaker 2 (11:52):
I swam I swam him against them.
Speaker 5 (11:54):
My friend Marco was in in the car and Phelps
came back to Marco's house for like we were at,
you know, having some fun.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
We went to dinner, We got a couple of drinks.
I guess I was feeling it, feeling pretty good, feeling.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Like, uh, confident.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
Well, I would say maybe pretty aerodynamic, all right.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
And I see that I challenged him a little bit
of the swim race.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
He before he got in trouble or whatever it was.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
After he got in trouble. After what did he get
in trouble for? He was in a picture with a bong.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Somebody took a photo with smoking.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
I was in like the fourth grade. I feel like
when I was Spencer on which, by the way, here's
my opinion on it.
Speaker 5 (12:31):
If it's a performance enhancing drugs, I get it, okay.
But if you just won every gold medal and he smoking,
You're like, well, it must not be that bad. It's
the greatest swimmer of all time, like the lung capacity.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Can you imagine smoking weed with Michael Phelps?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Yeah, I'd lose. So back to the point, Yeah, what
happened with the race?
Speaker 5 (12:54):
And I'm not going to say that he didn't He
wasn't training for this moment and I hadn't been training.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
I would say he snuck up on me.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
He called me off car, so we beat you narrowly.
How much of a head start did you get?
Speaker 5 (13:11):
Okay, if I'm being honest, it was the Olympic sized pool.
He gave me a head start a length of the
pool and halfway back before he started.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
It was impressive. Yeah, were you drinking?
Speaker 2 (13:24):
We might have been. Yeah, we might have been.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
I was just trying to see what state you were
in when you raced. Michael felt, Okay, what a story
do you tell?
Speaker 5 (13:32):
I do tell people everybody everywhere you go, because I
don't think it's a flex. I don't think it's a flex.
He was very nice, very cool. Another side note of
this story. He was in Leigh Valley, right. We went
out to a restaurant Eastern I forget which one, and
the host at the restaurant was in college and she
was studying physiology or maybe human anatomy or something I think,
(13:57):
and I don't remember the class, but felt he was
on the cover of this text that her college textbook, right,
and she's like studying and he walked over, he saw
he was on the cover, and he was like, what's
who's on the cover of that?
Speaker 2 (14:11):
And she like saw it.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
She was like and he signed, oh, that's her cool
cover of the thing.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
I love that.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
It's pretty cool. Yeah, which she probably didn't get money
back for the That probably happens to you a lot,
right me being on the cover of a textbook, I
hope not.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
I do not want to know what that book could
possibly be about. I mean just signing autographs. No, I
don't sign. I don't sign any Michael, but like your
thing better.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Michael Phelps got like canceled in two thousand and eight
or whatever for having a bong.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
In this picture. Is that what it was?
Speaker 5 (14:40):
Yeah, I canceled. It wasn't it was pretty canceled. He
he had got in trouble. I don't think he wasn't
like banned from water.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
From water, you can't swim anymore.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
On only doggy paddle for you going forward?
Speaker 1 (14:56):
You can't swim anymore, dude, I just got board.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Listen to my new effects now.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Yeah, that'll haunt that.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
That'll that can mess with people.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Joel, what's your what's your favorite car dealership from the past?
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Oh, you know, if I had to pick one, i'd pick.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
That's not what I wanted you to do. I wanted
you just say in.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
That creepy voice, Oh, Okay, I'm pressing all the wrong buttons.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Shure.
Speaker 5 (15:21):
Hey, Joe, can you try to do the jingle though?
And you're like a high pitch? Can you try to
do the Rothrock ch.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
No, you didn't.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
You didn't do it.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
There you go that.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
We want do the whole thing though, you and with
roth Rock.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Do we explain what this podcast does and what we
do on it? Yeah? Why don't you do that? We
uh serve up.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Some questions to each other. Joel and I write about
four questions for each other, and then our guest, whoever
it is today.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
It is Tyler Rothrock, comedian and overall nice guy.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
He's like a B rating he's like a good beat.
Ye get me in the next grade.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
But we asked questions and then their topic starters and
we head off there.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
So, Joe, are you gonna go first?
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Yeah, I'll go first. Let's go there we go.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Question number one, So, which US state is farthest west?
Speaker 3 (16:11):
My guess right off the bat? Hawaii?
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Why it is not Hawaii?
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Why?
Speaker 6 (16:20):
Why?
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Why is it not Hawaii? Why not?
Speaker 5 (16:24):
That's a whole different explanation. We're not even right. First
of all, the earth is flat?
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Oh great, I was hoping you were a fly. I've
been wanting to talk about this all right.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
So here I'll give you a hint.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Oh Alaska?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Is it Alaska? Very good? Very good, very good? Man.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
I thought Hawaii was like way further out in the ocean.
Then you see that guy's he's on TikTok, You're on TikTok.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Yeah. I don't make them, but I watch them. I'm
forty in an adult.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
So so yes, No, he's sailing with his cat to
Whai from I did.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
See, actually see this is a funny thing.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Me and Tyler saw it, and then Becker saw it
three weeks later because he watched it on reels Facebook.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Yeah, watched it on Entertainment tonight or something tonight.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Question two, Okay, here's another fun question drunk on trivia.
What is a shot of liquor and ounces in the
United States?
Speaker 6 (17:30):
Like?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
How many ounces is a shot? Is it five?
Speaker 6 (17:35):
No?
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Jesus, I wish who is it? One? One ounce?
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Okay, So there's a I've discovered that there's a I
got called out in my trivia. I guess that is
I got called out. He's having five ounces of vodka,
So I guess I could give it to you for
one ounce. However, I learned a few things this week
about shots.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
One point five. One point five.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Is considered a perfect shot because the double is three ounces.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
I would say five ounces is a more perfect shot
than I would It depends on what you know. You're
trying to go to jail.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
For that, Yeah, exactly. Question three?
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Okay, so middle school biology? What molecule carries genetic information?
Oh man, when you hear the answer to this, it's
you're gonna be like, what the.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Information? What molecule carries genetic information? You know?
Speaker 3 (18:39):
I really liked that stuff in school too. Yeah, and
I actually don't have a fucking clue you really like
genetic information? No, no, no, I like that that science.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
I could give a fuck. It's so boring to me.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
I struggled, molecule can you give me? Are there any
chance like choices? You know, I'm trying to think of, like.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
What molecule carries genetic information? Do you do? You know anything?
What do you get?
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Where do you get your genetic information from?
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Tyler got twenty three in me? Twenty three in me?
Not anymore than just filed for bankruptcy?
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Oh no, yeah, throw a hint out.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
I don't really know how to give it. What letter
does it start with?
Speaker 5 (19:19):
First of all, you should be able to ask. You
should be able to ask the trivia question. If you
can't give a hint, what's mitochondria? That's a powerhouse of
the cell. I remember that?
Speaker 2 (19:30):
So I was, I'm on track.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
No, you're not not at all part of a molecule, right,
isn't that how plants grow?
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (19:36):
That's photosynthesis?
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Yeah, Jesus Christ, we're covering all the bases of science
that all right?
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Do you want the answer? Yeah? Okay, So the answer
is DNA the molecule.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
A molecule? Is that on the periodic table?
Speaker 2 (19:51):
DNA? Does it have to be? I don't know, I.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Don't get Wait, what was the question again?
Speaker 2 (19:59):
What's Oh? I thought you said? What? What? Like?
Speaker 3 (20:02):
What's the acronym? DNA stand for? I know, nuggets anonymous?
Speaker 1 (20:07):
DNA is a molecule because it's a chemical compound made
up of atoms bounded together.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
I thought, So, what's the answer again, DNA? That's right?
Question four? Twenty? What? Okay? What's nine times six? You
should have a time period? Come on, I'm good. Twenty seven?
Speaker 3 (20:28):
No, I'm sorry, no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
No, no, nine times sixty seventy two, seventy two. Sorry
you guys. Wait, hold that's still wrong.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Oh my god, sixty three sixty three still wrong.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Use your fingers in your toes nine. Let me go back.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
It's fifty four for crying out loud.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
I know these.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
I know the I'm so good, I'm so good at man.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Oh my god, that was so good. Holy shit, holy shit.
I love how confident was the first. So confident he
thought he knew that's two hundred and five. I thought
I had it.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
See this is so funny because I know my fourth
grade teacher is listening to this podcast now.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Dude, Like I said, best teacher I ever had.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
If I think back to the best teachers I had,
he's definitely on the list.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
We used to play this multiple what did he teach you? Well,
I mean I did shape you.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
Okay, never mind, I shouldn't ship.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
I shouldn't ship. Yeah, don't ship, stop ship. Any teachers do.
A good teacher. You can't beat a good teacher. No.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
We used to play this game called multiplication basketball, where
he would like take a soccer ball, you know, and
it has the white squares and the black squares on
it and he would chuck it at you and your
thumbs landed on there was numbers on all the white squares,
and when he threw the ball, you would put your
thumbs on the numbers and you had to do like
that multiplication, gotcha question before you could throw the basketball? Multiplication?
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Basketball? Shit? This so fun? Did you know nine times six?
Speaker 6 (22:03):
Like?
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Would you have known that? And here's the thing. If
somebody want to ask me what's nine times six?
Speaker 1 (22:07):
I'd be able to figure it out, probably, but I'd
sit here in silence for two minutes before I would
say anything.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Not like you. You're right two hundred and five.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
Wait, let's just circle back to the two answers that
you gave. First, okay, nine times six? Your first one
was twenty seven. I don't want to circle back.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
And then the second one was greater than it possibly
could have been.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Seventy two. Yeah it was, he said, seventy two?
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Could I be seventy two when seven wasn't even I know?
Speaker 2 (22:37):
I'd tried.
Speaker 6 (22:39):
Trivia. Man, It's like the universe asking us questions, you know, Yeah,
the Blazing Confused podcast.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
It's your turn, question number one here that's for you,
And so is this question?
Speaker 3 (22:58):
In twenty twenty four, door h reported a total gross
order value of eighty point one billion dollars. What was
the average annual spending per user on the platform? So
people like you average annual per year?
Speaker 2 (23:10):
There are twelve months in a year.
Speaker 5 (23:13):
Yeah, okay, yeah, I thought maybe your math was still
really we're.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Going back to that. Yeah, so is it a one thousand?
Speaker 3 (23:21):
So how much does average user use per year on
door dash one thousand, fifteen hundred, two thousand, or twenty
five hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Uh, give me the choices one more time.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
One thousand, fifteen hundred, two thousand, or twenty five hundred.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
I would say two thousand. No, it's wrong, fifteen hundred dollars.
I haven't doordashed in a very long time, all right.
I used to have a door dash problem. I used
to do it.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
If you do it, the worst part is is that
these places you orders from, like down the road.
Speaker 5 (23:51):
Now I get it, because you have to do the
whole thing. You got to get your to do the
whole there's a whole thing. You walk four flights of
stairs down. That's probably the biggest, the big thing, the
biggest hurdle, the steps.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
I have a dog, I'm taking that thing.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
They don't bring it to his door though, he has
to go downstairs and pick it up. Y, right.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
So I have to go downstairs and pick it up.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
It's like, while you're down there, you might as well
get in your car and go up the road.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Yeah. Anything else? You really showing your age here today? Huh? Wow?
Back at my day?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Yeah, back in my day, we took the horse and
bugget to McDonald's.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
I get it all.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Right, Next question yeah, yeah, wow, look at once to
change the subject.
Speaker 6 (24:26):
Question two?
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Oh? Wait, is this question two or three? No? Did
you actually? Two?
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Guys? Jesus, guys, what are we doing here? In twenty fifteen,
a popular men's magazine made headlines by removing a key
element that contributed to its success. Oh, it was the
name of the magazine. And what specific thing did it remove?
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Sports Illustrated And it's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Wrong?
Speaker 5 (24:54):
Wrong, I thought they got rid of this. They took
something out of the title.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Is that we're saying.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
No, he's on the right track, and it was Playboy.
They got rid of the nudity, they did. They made
it into an actual, just regular magazine for real. Yeah,
but it only lasted about.
Speaker 5 (25:09):
Till two thousand and seven because you had to describe
what the naked woman looked like through words.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Yeah, less erotic.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Basically the problem was is that internet porn was like king,
you know, and yeah, they tried that but it didn't
really work out.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
So he was buying a Playboy anymore.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
I know, do you remember those from childhood? Yeah, he's well, no,
I know, I was looking directly at him. I didn't
have to ask. Yeah, but no, you were born in
what nineteen ninety nine, ninety eight, ninety eight.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Ninety eight.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
My recollection of Playboy back in the day is that
growing up, the barber that my dad used to take
me to had a fucking stack of Playboys in his
waiting room, and me, as like a five six year
old kid, would go and like flip through these magazines.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
It'd be like whoa, I thought, wowow.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Man put like a highlights magazine around it so I
could like look at it the other side and.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Getting bricked up.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Before I go.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
On that note, should we go to.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Question I think question three.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Bricked out the man before I get a haircut. Look
at really really funny to be bricked.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Use it a sentence please.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
All right?
Speaker 3 (26:21):
Next question, what rock musician brought bought the letter oh
and the Hollywood sign during a nineteen seventy eight restoration campaign.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Oh, I just heard about it in nineteen seventy eight.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
What rock musician bought the letter oh in the Hollywood
sign during a nineteen seventy eight restoration campaign? Would you
like some options because I can give you a multiple choice,
or do you want to try to fish this one out? Clues?
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Do you have any clues? How much was it sold for?
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Twenty seven thousand dollars?
Speaker 2 (26:53):
That's not a lot and too in nineteen seventy eight.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
True, So the Hollywood sign used to say Hollywood Land.
I got a TikTok about this, and it was only
it was like a marketing thing and it was only
supposed to be up for like a couple months, and
then they just never took it down. And then I
think in the twenties they got rid of land in Hollywood.
Then I this TikTok went on to say that it
fell apart then and then there was a whole reservation shambles.
There was a restoration process led by.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Like it was literally falling down the hill, Like it
was that bad yeah, who knew. I didn't know that,
and people were like, this is Ollywood, Like, yeah, let's
fix this, you know what I mean. So some some
person kind of spearheaded, give me the choices, all right.
A David Bowie nineteen seventy eight. Keep that in mind, okay,
A David Bowie, b Alice Cooper, CEE, Ozzy Osbourne, Jesus
(27:37):
or d Gene Simmons. Okay, I think it's David Bowie.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Wrong.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
I think it would be Ozzy was actually Alice Cooper.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Alice Cooper.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
Yeah, it was the seventy fifth anniversary of Hollywood that year,
and it was very like, you know, sad seeing that
thing up on the hill, just kind of in shambles. So,
like I guess, Alice Cooper was really interested in getting
it going again. And he bought the o in in
honor of his friend Grouchow, you know, Groucho Marx, and
he died like right before then, so he bought that
for his friend. They did that, and then a bunch
of other celebrities, including Hugh Hefner, bought letters to a resort.
Speaker 5 (28:10):
That's who I imagine buying your friend twenty seven thousand
dollars letter and only to find out he's already dead.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
You're like, he's.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
What what am I gonna do with this letter?
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Why did anybody tell me? Question? For twenty? What? Okay?
My final question? All right?
Speaker 3 (28:36):
Before becoming the mascot of Chuck E Cheese, the character
originally appeared under a different name in the restaurant's first incarnation.
What was Chucky Cheese's original name? Was it a Munchie
the Muncher? Was it b Rick the Rat, ce, Charles
the Chucker or d Jasper t Jowls? Can I how
(29:03):
many of these did you make up? I'm not telling you.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
What was the first one?
Speaker 3 (29:07):
Munchie the Muncher, Rick the Rat?
Speaker 2 (29:10):
I hope it's that, Charles the.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
Chucker or Jasper t Jows? What's Chuck E Cheese's original name?
Speaker 2 (29:16):
I'm gonna say Jasper Teachers.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
It was Rick the Rat, Yes, the one you're hoping for? Hell, Yes,
that was just the first the rat? Yeah, Rick the Rat?
Speaker 5 (29:27):
You know what?
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Will kids love you?
Speaker 3 (29:28):
Kind of glad they changed the.
Speaker 6 (29:31):
Welcome to Sparker debate where Becker and Joel turn one topic.
You're doing all out puff puff pass off.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Let's see who burns out first.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Okay, So I found the story of this girl that
goes to Northeastern University and.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
Sounds like a very generic college, is it? I don't
know about a certain part of the country. Which one,
sorry college you go to?
Speaker 1 (29:54):
I go to the Northeastern one. Northeastern University. No, that's
supposed to be like one of the prestigious schools.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
Where's exactly is it? Well? I don't know how else
to describe it. Now, you're southwest right now?
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Anyway, So this girl goes to college, right, this is
spark debate over the use of AI in college classes.
She caught her teacher using chat GPT. It doesn't specify
with how this teacher was using chat GPT, but she
demanded that she get her money back for this class,
and the college gave her eight thousand dollars back. Interesting, right, Yeah,
(30:30):
but I want to know how the teacher was using it.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
It says he admitted to using tools like chatbt to
create class content. This was in contrast to the course
policy that discouraged students from using AI in their assignments.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
How pissed was he, She said that shut the fuck up,
you're being I think that teacher should kind of be
like worried about using it because eventually that's going to
take his job.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Yeah, you think that an artificial intelligence is going to
replace a college profession.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
Well, instead of the teacher like looking up his own content,
he's asking a computer for it. About a question you
just asked, If the teacher is using it, why wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
It what I think happened.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
I think that this guy was using chat shoopt to
like rewrite like study guides and shit, you know, lesson
planned stuff like that.
Speaker 5 (31:16):
I guess there's a lot of speculation. What class is it?
If it's like math theory, then probably it's not good.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
What class is it? I don't know, let me ask chatopt.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
My friend's going through a breakup right now and he's
using chat gbt to talk to every night he talks
to chat gbt's like, she said this and this. What
do you think about that?
Speaker 5 (31:35):
Chat Gbt's like, you do have to hear people out,
but I think she's in the wrong dude, chat tbt
said this, It's like, all right, man, let's talk to people.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Yeah, it's just.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Pretty crazy, but it also sounds like you two are
you know, the classic example of old men that don't
want to embrace new technology.
Speaker 5 (31:52):
I love how we're scared of artificial sweetener, but we're
like that dude and tell her that's fine. Let him
hook it up. Everybody knows like the sweet and low, No,
that'll give you cancer. But artificial intelligence, we just like
hook it up. It should be good for us.
Speaker 6 (32:06):
All.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Yeah, the professor was teaching a course on organizational behavior.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Well I don't I guess yeah, I like organizing shit.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
I also think a lot of college courses probably don't
really mean anything. That organizational theory class like an elective class.
I took bowling as an elective. Is you really yeah?
Is that a joke?
Speaker 5 (32:27):
No, that's true, That's that's fact. And look at them now,
look at me now. But what's the consensus? Are we
not happy about this teacher?
Speaker 4 (32:35):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (32:35):
There wasn't much of a debate.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
I do think it's interesting though, that she got eight
thousand dollars back when she demanded that she get money back.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
Yeah, I love how.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
I think that.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
The kicker too, is that the school, Northwestern University, was
very strict on the kids cannot use chat, sepet, their
personal assignments to do anything, you know, right, study guides,
do whatever.
Speaker 5 (32:54):
The school was probably like chattebet. How much should we
give her back for knowing we use chatchebet and chatty music?
No more than eight thousand dollars each.
Speaker 6 (33:04):
High priority this stuff. Becker and Joel are upsessed point
right now, music, movie shows, snacks, whatever's blowing their little
stoner minds this week.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
I drove like twenty five minutes to get a certain
snack the other night. I just wanted Welch's sugar free gummies.
I looked on No, They're just like gummy candies. Yeah,
like fruit snacks, yeah, fruit snacks.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
And like I looked online and I'm like, where can
I get these, like right now? And they were like
Walgreens And then I went to Walgreens and they were out.
But then there was another Walgreens across town. Did you
get a couple of bags?
Speaker 1 (33:40):
They only had one left Hot Commodity and they were like,
we don't know when we're gonna get these again.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
I'm like, what are you talking about?
Speaker 5 (33:47):
You have to do have a special order, do whatever
you need, man, I'll get dick for a fucking sugar
free I swear to.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
God, I really wanted it. We know, yeah, dude, you
know I pissed my ass off.
Speaker 5 (34:02):
I got cookie dough and it said, uh, chocolate chip
cookie dough, and it said on the package you can
said made with real chocolate. Isn't that How far have
we slid as a society that that is? Like you
have to say that, like what was it before? Like
what percent was it before?
Speaker 3 (34:20):
It's like chocolate chip cookies have been not chocolate this
whole time.
Speaker 5 (34:23):
Dude, I'm pissed. I'm pissed man. And also sugar free
like gummy bears.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Stop?
Speaker 3 (34:29):
What are you doing? Why has it got to be
sugar free? It tastes trying to take it in less sugar.
I know we're going for all terrible for you know,
it's all chemical, no stop.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
But if you're going for a snack, just get the
good stuff. Man.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
How much sugar you think is in a dumb dumb
Oh dude, I love dumb dumbstum.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
This is the only reason why I quit vaping, which,
by the way, I threw out my last vape.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
I was hitting it once a day.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
It's a process, but I feel like I'm achieving what
I wanted to now, So.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
I feel like you're over the first big, big hurdle.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
No, So I've been wearing the patch. I'm on my
second dosage of the patch now. It starts with twenty
one milligrams and then it goes down to fourteen, so
I'm on the fourteen one now. And uh my doctor
said that it would naturally make me want to smoke
the vape less. So then I was smoking the vape
like once or twice a day, and every time I did,
I just felt like a pile of fucking garbage. So
it just motivated me to completely stop. You I throw it,
(35:16):
but thanks. Dumb dumb lollipops.
Speaker 4 (35:18):
Dumb dumbs are so every time that I felt the urge,
I'd be that's the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Candy, the blue one.
Speaker 5 (35:24):
Okay, I go miscellaneous dude, Yeah I roll.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
But here's the problem with that though.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
Then you get stuck with some shitty ones like name one,
Name one bubble gum fucking sucks it.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
I want a dumb dumb, now go.
Speaker 3 (35:36):
My favorite dumb dumb is the root beer dumb dumb,
the er and the butterscotch, because yeah, it's like a
much older, older older I love you.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
This is what we should do. It's a miscellaneous let's
see if it fucking sucks or if it's a good one.
Oh my god, the root beer is so good? Is
it orange? It's piss.
Speaker 3 (35:57):
The least favorite. Damn dude, did you guys hear about this?
This kid used his mom's credit card and bought seventy
thousand dumb dumbs and had him shipped to the house.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Wait what seventy thousand? Listen to this, let's learn something.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
Dumb.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Dumb lollipops are owned and produced by this Spangler Candy Company,
family owned business based in Brian, Ohio. Founded in nineteen
oh six by Arthur G. Spangler Spangler, the company has
remained under family leadership for four generations.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
No shit, no way, Oh he said, look like he's
done already. He's done that. True.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
Oh remember that commercial years ago? Like how many licks?
But it's a different lollipop. Coincidentally, did that colocial make
you horny like it did me? How many licks? I'm like,
shut up, shut up, I'm watching TV with my mom
right now. Have you ever bought something like when you
were in a different state, like if you were a
drunker you were stoned, not remember and then it'd like
(36:52):
get a notification the next or something in the mail.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Dude happened to me.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
I bought a water cooler, did some investigating the next
day because I didn't remember. It turned out that I
had applied for a Visit Prime credit card. If I
got approved, I would get one hundred and fifty dollars
gift card to use on Amazon. So in my stupor,
I was like, Oh, it pays for the whole freaking
water cooler.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Why wouldn't I just reminded card You're losing money if.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
You now, I'm drowning in debt.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
So how's the cooler? Those and nice stuff? It's really good.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
Yeah, dude, hot water, room temperature, water or cold.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
How big is this? How big is it? It's about yay? Hi?
Speaker 3 (37:31):
What kind of metric balances can we put in this thing?
You can load five gallons into her? Do you guys
remember the COVID nineteen pandemic.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
H yeah, five years ago. Yeah, I almost forgot about it.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
Thanks for I did a lot of that, purchased like that,
and during the COVID pandemic.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
Yeah yeah, I think everybody else did too, because you know,
you couldn't go to the store to get it.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (37:50):
Yeah, people were just doing blackout purchases.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
Well, I'd have like fifty oranges at my house, like
what the fuck things that we bought in a stupor.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
I uh went to the beach years ago with like
my closest group of friends. One of my friends had
like a condo on wild Wood Crest. We would go
every year, and they had a balcony on this condo
and the birds were really bad. So they had this
like big statue of a owl with like the head
that would move on it with a spring. Yeah, and
that was like supposed to scare the birds off the balcony.
(38:19):
So we got there and I was like, this is
the coolest fucking thing ever. Look at this owl. This
thing's fucking dope, because owls are cool, dude, they think
they are. They're cool animals. So I fucking ordered one
of these. You're chewing the time one is now? Yeah,
So I ordered the owl on Amazon. For the longest time,
(38:40):
I had it in my apartment and I finally threw
it away.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
Yeah, I got rid of it as of recently, like
in the last year.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
I'd say I got rid of the owl because I
got tired of people being like, why the fuck you have.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
This random out sitting in your apartment.
Speaker 5 (38:51):
How about a copy uniform off yournet during COVID drunk?
I just a copy of year from just showed up
a house. I was like, did I sign up for
the force like a Halloween.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
No?
Speaker 5 (39:02):
It was like an actual, like Hollywood grade, like you
ever wear that?
Speaker 2 (39:05):
No?
Speaker 3 (39:06):
I sent it back.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
I was like, I don't want to say in that.
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (39:09):
I probably had a drunk idea for a sketch that
I was like, I need a cop outfit for and
then I like forgot that.
Speaker 3 (39:15):
It showed up and I was like, damn, dude, did
I did I change careers?
Speaker 2 (39:19):
But no, I didn't. I couldn't be a cop.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
You thank god, because if you did, you wouldn't be here.
I would not what if this was just sting operage.
I just get drunk here for an hour because he's
like demanding alcohol. By the way, guys, I should have
said this earlier.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
You're on ever You're you're under arrest for some ship. Man,
I don't know zaally what is sir?
Speaker 4 (39:38):
Rothrock got drunk at that podcast again, dude, thanks so
much for being on our podcast.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
Was so fun.
Speaker 6 (39:44):
Man.
Speaker 3 (39:45):
I'm being get quite blazed, but I got blitzed and
you got a little confused, right.
Speaker 5 (39:50):
I'm confused on how bad at math a man of
your age and success could be.
Speaker 3 (39:54):
You're not under a bridge and like it's the early days, Tyler.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
That's just fun.
Speaker 5 (40:02):
Thank you guys for having come see Me Do Stand
Up June and twenty eighth at the Godfrey Daniels in Bethlehem.
Speaker 3 (40:08):
It's your first tape special.
Speaker 5 (40:09):
Right, first taped on VHS tapes. All right, I'm gonna
get out of here. I think are you really putting
it on film? We know thatunds like a drawing out
for some people.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (40:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (40:19):
Probably one hundred thousand.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
Dollars to do. It's probably very expensive.
Speaker 3 (40:23):
And there aren't a one hundred thousand people with VHS
no or that will see me Do Stand Up? Yeah,
more importantly no, but definitely check Tyler Rothrock out. Where
can they find you on social media?
Speaker 2 (40:33):
Tyler?
Speaker 3 (40:34):
Tyler Rothrock on everything, Tyler roth.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
You're the best.
Speaker 3 (40:37):
We appreciate you being here the Blaze and Confused podcasts.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
I think we're done, right.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
I think we're done. All right, Let's I want to
go take a nap. What are you doing to do.
Speaker 4 (40:43):
Probably a show, but we'll see how that goes. I
think it's gonna be a no show.
Speaker 6 (40:51):
Blaze didn't Confused podcast with Becker and Joel Don't Forget
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