June 12, 2025 • 42 mins
Ben Youngerman joins us as we dive into whether ranch belongs on pizza (fight us), how the 11s times tables ruined our day, and a very real, totally factual debate: Did Hitler sink the Titanic? Plus, fake Peloton names, talking to your phone like it’s your therapist, and other nonsense you didn’t ask for but are getting anyway.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Should I turn off the air conditioning? I probably should.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
If you want three sweaty dudes in a room, then
turn it off. But I think the podcast will be
better for cool.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
I bet we could get some money from people if
it was.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Three sweaty dudes doing a podcast is a very specific
audience for that.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Kind of thing. Do you use chat rept on the
regular or not? Really?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
No, I still haven't downloaded or anything. I'm on social
media and art so like it's kind of a bad
word these days.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
So we were having issues earlier with the computer. I
don't know.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Everything's fucked up all the time. Technology is annoying. Chat
Rept is great because it'll search online and it'll like
read the instruction manuals for everything, for the soundboard, for
the computer, program for the mics, for everything, and it'll
troubleshoot you live. But the thing that I've discovered now
is that it's very easy to just like talk to
your phone.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Hey, what's going on? How you doing today? Great?
Speaker 5 (00:52):
Thanks for asking? How about you? How's your day going
so far? Anything fun or exciting happening.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
We're sitting around recording a podcast.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Remember you were supposed to help me fix the computer,
but it got all fucked up.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yeah. I like how he's acting like he didn't already
talk to us. You know exactly how my day's going.
It's not going good. It's been rough. Oh no, I'm
sorry to hear that.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Technical issues can definitely be a pain, especially when you're
in the pill recording.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
But I don't like how polite he is.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
You know what's going on, and we'll get it sorted out.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Hey, Ben Youngerman's here by the way. Hey, thanks for
having me. Guys, tell people who you are. Hey, I'm
Ben Youngerman. I do a lot of things in the valley.
I lived here for a long time and then I
came back after college and it's been all fun stuff
ever since.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
We'll just finished the eleventh season with the Lehigh Valley Phantoms.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Look at the blast. That's the cool thing.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Benitch deep because my mother, God bless her until good
old Mom. I said, Ben Youngerman's on the podcast today.
I was over there this afternoon. She goes, are you
recording the podcast today? I said yes with Ben Youngerman
and she goes.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Oh, bo Ti Ben swoon, Thank you dude.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
You got to walk around and everybody's got to be like, oh,
my god, that's the fucking guy from the fans.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
You get that a lot. I do.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
It's a weird kind of quote unquote. I call myself
a sealist local celebrity. I'm like two steps below like
Hasseil Kordiba from wfls.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Okay. Speaking of that, I'd love to play something.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Oh please, I'm not going to tell you how I
came across this, but I came across this, and I
don't want to play it for you.
Speaker 6 (02:18):
At least one hundred and fifty four people are dead
and at least more are heard after a chaotic crowd
surgeon Soul, South Korea and a new.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Tens of thousands of partygoers had gathered for a Halloween
but we're crushed as people passed lightly. Do you think
they still worked there? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Probably. This was a couple of months ago. But I
just discovered it from various sources. Let's just say many sources.
Various sources. It means multiple Oh wait, I don't mean
multiple sources from a source A source, just one. I
should stop talking now about how I got it, shouldn't I?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Then what are you local sealist celebrities?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
So like I get like stop in like target and
like the target guy will be.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Like, hey, you that guy from the Phantom.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
So I'm like yeah, And then that's kind of just
the conversation, Like I don't get anything. She's like, hey,
do you want this new switch to in the back
that here you get first priority access? Like that would
be nice. I think I've gotten a few beers here
and there, but you know it's been nice. I just
like like hanging with people.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
You do a lot of than that too.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
I run Molten Metal Media, which I started a little
over three years ago, now running social media and doing
oh you got my sticker?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Nice? Oh I think I have one too.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
If you don't, I have a whole pocket like I.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Do.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
I do.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Look it's right here, it's right here. You can't see it.
That's behind my mom. Oh, wow, you put your sticker?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Can I put one on the gumball machine? I want
to put one on the gumball machine before I go.
He doesn't want me to ruin.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Let me tell you the story about how I got
the gumball machine. I think, how much gum do you
eat per day?
Speaker 4 (03:54):
I really don't use the gumb People come in this
apartment and they say, wow, it's so cool in here.
You have a gumball machine. Oh my god, where'd you
get the machine? So let me tell you a story
about the gumball machine.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Right.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
So, I like living in this building because I'm friends
with a lot of people that live here. The girl
that used to be my neighbor moved maybe a year
ago now. She moved to Arizona, and she had this
very rocky relationship with a semi well known DJ in
the area, in the region I should say, kind of big,
like regular DJ or just like like a DJ, like
(04:23):
a club DJ, uh DJ for one of the professional
sports teams.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
I'm just gonna leave her with that anyway.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
So he went out and I guess bought her this
gumball machine for Christmas. The one year they break up,
she's moving out, she goes, you want my gumball machine.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Well, absent fucking lutely, I want your gum ball machine.
This thing's cool as shit. I feel like, if somebody
asks you do you want a gumball machine, answer yes, yeah,
the answers yes.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
So the day after I take this thing, I get
this nasty, nasty DM.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
On Instagram from this DJ dude who basically was like,
go fuck yourself. I can't believe she fucking gave that
to you. I can't believe that you accepted it.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Oh the other thing I took was that dish rack
back there, and this is pretty He was like, that
was one of the best purchases of my life, That's
what he said. I'm like, well, I do agree. It
is a very nice dis rack. Yeah, However to say
it's one of the best purchases of your life, I mean.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
It's sad.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Before I could even reply to this dude, he blocked me,
which is good because I didn't know what to say
to him. What was I supposed to say, come pick
up the gumball machine if you want it? Then what
was she supposed to do? Give him the gumball machine back? Actually,
I could use.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Some more gumballs in there. Look at that. It's taking
kind of alone there. I really don't even ever. Also,
what's the shelf life of a gumball? I was just
gonna say, I think they last a long time? Go ahead,
try it? Try one? Where's it here?
Speaker 7 (05:39):
Here?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Here, go get one. You're going to give me one
from your mike? You get me one? All right, here's
two quarters.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
It's fifty cents for a gumball. No, no, no, I
gave you two, one for you, one for me.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
I've been here, here, here, just the there's three, all right,
read one of the good ones.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
You know what? The worst one we got two.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Purple is the worst flavor all the time, always.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
It's an actual double bubble. Hath just broke from these
old ass gum balls. You got a squish you can't
chop through? Yeah, you attack that thing. It's a little hard.
Speaker 7 (06:15):
This is great, ray, Oh my god, really fucking hard.
It's just like in pieces and clumps. There's not even
like binding together as gum its.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Horrible man bow tie Ben is on. Is this episode
five or six or five?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Five? Yeah, comes up in that's normally how it works, right.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
It was an ad on my Facebook this morning when
I woke up and said that I can test my
sperm one hundred percent from home. Wow, I can test
it from home, which is pretty cool. Give your sperm
an edge, test it, improve it one hundred percent from home.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
That's what I woke up to this morning.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
You know, it's funny you bring this up because I
keep getting tiktoks about this little device. So you can
buy where you put your sperm into it, and you
put your phone up to the device too, and you
put the camera in it, and you can see him
swimming them around.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
You know, there's sperm racing now. Sperm racing. Yeah, you
haven't seen that the hell. It was like viral for
a while. Guys.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
There's like dudes that like color them or whatever so
you can see and you put them under a microscope
and somehow your sperm like normal dies like red and blue,
so you can tell them apart. And then they race
around some like barricades that they make.
Speaker 6 (07:25):
Wah wow wow sports betting, it's got real bad.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Welcome to the sixteenth Annual Sperm Race.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
What the hell are you joking me? In the first spot,
it's Slick.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
In the second spot it's Whitey, and third it's Casper
the Friendly Sperm.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Well, it's pretty cool to have Ben Jungerman the fifth
guest on the Blaze that Confuse podcasts, which.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
I guess we should start find now. This is like
going on way too long. Yeah, hit the button please.
Speaker 8 (08:01):
Welcome to the Blazed and Confused podcast with Becker and Joel,
the trivia podcast where the questions are high and so
are they hates Time to spark your curiosity and light
up some knowledge though blazed and confused podcast starts.
Speaker 7 (08:20):
Now.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
I feel very unprepared this week. I don't have questions
or anything prepared. Are we going to do the rapid round?
Is that a tradition now or is it?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
I don't know if it is.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
But you know what, I can't prepared this time. Of course,
last time, you just kind of sprung that on me.
I had no idea what I was doing.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Yeah, so, and the other things I think we need to.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
I love we had the legendary Blake dan and on
last week, and I love Blake, but I listened back,
and you know, Blake.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Was too smart and knew all the freaking answers. Man.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Yeah, So here's what I think we should do with
our guests. Ben should be the lifeline.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Again.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
If you don't know the question, you should be able
to ask your guests. However, I think that you should
only be able to do it.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
What once? Are we establishing rules here?
Speaker 6 (09:01):
Do we get four questions each? We have four questions each,
you get two lifelines. You get two lifelines, two lifelines.
That's fair, all right? Too fair to that.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Not that the score matters. No at all, No, it does,
it does kind of. However, you suck? Actually, who sucked
last week?
Speaker 5 (09:17):
Me?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Definitely? Me? Maybe we should start keeping score just for
the element. All right, let's pretend we're going to do
that right now. Okay, who's going first this week?
Speaker 7 (09:25):
Me?
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Or you? Are we doing the rapid round? Fuck?
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Wrapping round? Yeah, wrap it round.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
The Declaration of Independence was signed in the year seventeen
seventy six.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
You got it. The largest desert in the world by
area is Sahara. No, no, fuck? Water boils at what temperature? Uh?
Thirty four degrees fahrenheit? Yeah, that sounds right.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
The novel nineteen eighty four was written by George Orwell
got it whatever that last name you gave him was.
The TV showed Cheer took place in the city of Boston.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Yeah. The Olympic Games are held every how many years? No? Four?
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Yes, still got wrong. The quote I'll be back is
from the movie The Terminator.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Yeah, I'm surprise you got that. The first iPhone was
released in what year? Two thousand and seven?
Speaker 8 (10:20):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
This suv introduced in nineteen eighty six, originally derived from
military vehicles jeep jeep. What wrangler? Got it? What's eleven
times eleven? Ah?
Speaker 6 (10:35):
Shit, come on, just give yourself the battle.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Eleven times eleven? Come on, take a guess. Well, it's
got to be a big number. It could be.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
It's definitely a big numbersol, So what's eleven eleven times?
Speaker 1 (10:55):
You didn't have to do your table. It was like,
answer right away, it's wrap it round and you know
you gave myself that one hundred and thirty six one
twenty one. All right?
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Oh, the largest desert in the world is the Antarctic.
Water boils at two hundred and twelve degrees fahrenheit hundred
degrees celsius.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
How'd you know that? Because I'm smart? Oh? Cool?
Speaker 2 (11:18):
I watched pop Culture Jeopardy before coming here to warm
up my mind.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Did you really? Yeah? I did? Wow, I want a nerd.
All right, here we go the finals too.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
We got the terminator one, right, you got the iPhone one,
you got the jeep wrangler boom.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
You did pretty well?
Speaker 3 (11:29):
All right, jeh, you have no questions ready for me,
So I guess we'll just chalk that up as like
we're even now.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
You're giving me. Now, we'll be right back. We're going
to take a little break. You're about to learn absolutely nothing.
Speaker 8 (11:43):
Blazed and Confused podcast.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
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Speaker 1 (12:33):
Hash brown casserole. Thing they do is so good.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
I just go there to play that little peg triangle game.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Yeah yes, I think Joel and I were trying to
play that the one time when we just kind of
gave up. Anyway, are you ready for your rapid fire
cautions here? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Man, all right, so we're doing ten. What planet is
closest to the Sun?
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Venus? Shit? Who painted the Mona Liza? That guy Leonardo
da Vinci. What's the capital of Australia? Fuck? If I know?
How many bones are in the human body? Sixty three?
Sixty three?
Speaker 4 (13:16):
Who wrote Romeo and Juliet William Shakespeare? What's the largest
ocean on Earth?
Speaker 1 (13:22):
The Atlantic Ocean? What here did the Titanic sink? Nineteen
forty two? Jeez? What was it? Nineteen twelve? What the
fuck was it? How many sides does a stop sign have? Eight?
Who was the first person to walk on the moon?
Neil Armstrong? Okay, very good, all right, pretty good? Yeah?
(13:44):
How many did you get?
Speaker 4 (13:45):
Right?
Speaker 1 (13:45):
All of them?
Speaker 4 (13:46):
I think planet closest to the Sun? Mercury painted the
Mona Lisa? Leonardo Davincri, got that right? The capital of Australia?
Ben Youngerman?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Do you know this? No, it's it's.
Speaker 6 (13:57):
Somewhere else, Anbarra, Right, Yeah, who would have known that?
How many bones are in the human body? To forty
two six? I was really close two hundred and six?
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Yeah, what you say? Sixty three that's pretty close.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
Who wrote Romeo and Juliet Shakespeare? The largest ocean on
earth is Pacific Ocean. Titanic sank in nineteen twelve, which
I think you spat out eventually.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Yeah, you said nineteen forty two. First, what the fucking
like you said? I spat it out eventually? And Hitler
sink the Titanic. Oh, I skipped a question? Oops. The
country that invented pizza Italy? Yeah? Italy, that's pretty easy.
Pretty good? Yeah, pretty good? Are you going first with
(14:46):
your regular questions this week? Sure? And our guests Lifeline? Yeah?
I know stuff. Question number one? What element has the
chemical symbol s N on the period A table? S N?
Think about it, S and N. I failed chemistry in
(15:09):
high school, honestly, yeah, chemistry. I think you know this too.
You prick that you failed? Yes?
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Yeah, yeah, I think junior year of high school. A
lot of my friends were in this class. We just
fucked around. Man set ship on fire, you know it
was made shit boil.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
I mean Bunsen burners just a kid's first flamethrower. It's
a slippery slope from Bunsen burner to full on pyro.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Slash radio person. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
I feel like I didn't know I was failing because
the day before the final exam, she said, I need
to see you after class.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
She told me.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
At the beginning, I'm like, uh okay, and I thought
nothing of it. But then after class there was a
bunch of us that failed, and she pulled us aside.
She didn't say that we failed, but she said that
we would need like in my case, it was a
ninety like three percent on the final exam the following day.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
That sounds like a pretty high school Oh my god, yeah, dude.
And I'll never forget this too. She was so fast
with it.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Before I took this exam, I knew that I failed.
I turned the thing in, sat back down at my seat,
and I thought, oh my god. I had no idea
what I was going to do because my I again,
I had no idea that I was failing this class.
I knew I was doing bad, but I didn't think
that I would actually get an F. You know, like
you hear about kids failing out of high school.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
They get an F. You never think it's gonna happen
to you until it does. Man, how many fs did
you get in high school that was the only one.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
That was the only one, but I remember sitting back
down at my seat, and then she must have grated
it so fast because I didn't even have my license
at this point. So my father was waiting to pick
me up. I'd go back out to his car after
the exam was over, and she had already called him
and told him that I failed her fucking class. And
then my mother signed me up for summer school. It
was this whole fucking thing, and look, you turned out
(17:06):
great anyway.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Ship. I want this music, I want this totally agreeable person.
Speaker 8 (17:14):
N.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
I want some multiple choice? Would that help you? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Silver, that's not that tin, sodium or sulfur. What element
has the chemical symbol s N on the periodic table.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
There's some that are just spot on, and then there's
some where it's just dumb like that, where it's not
even a letter that's in it.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
I feel like it's ten. You got it.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Thank you for the multiple choice. I never would have
been able to. And you're right, I never have multiple
choice for you, but you're always very kind enough.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
I was gonna guess cinnamon that would have been table
of yummy question too true or false? Oh? All right?
These are a little easier.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
Honey, never spoils. Oh, this is true and can be
eaten thousands. It's true, very good honey. That's a very
basic trivia question. You go to McDonald's, you get the McNuggets.
What kind of sauce do you get?
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Honey? The answer is honey, the regular honey, and it's
the perfect side for them. See, I get honey mustard.
What do you get buffalo? I thought everyone was going
to rally behind me with that.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
But let me ask you, Ben, were you one of
those weird kids in high school that put the ranch
on the pizza?
Speaker 5 (18:34):
No?
Speaker 1 (18:34):
No, I did not put ranch on Look at my
becker was. I like it either way, put the ranch
on the buffalo or the blue cheese. I don't they
a cheese?
Speaker 2 (18:45):
They always come to say, with blue cheese or ranches
that neither give me more hot sauce on wings?
Speaker 4 (18:51):
Ye, see wings. I do blue cheese on wings, extra
blue cheese, for sure. That's that's different though.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
That's different. Though, that's different than ranch on pizza.
Speaker 8 (18:59):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
This is great on its own. You don't need dipping
sauce for pizza, not even.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
I'm not saying it requires it. I'm just saying that
it goes well, not even dipping sauce.
Speaker 4 (19:10):
There was kids back in the day that would slather
it all on the top, but it's not even dippe
in it's Look, if.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
There were a focus group for this particular thing right now,
ninety percent of people would be like ranch on pizza.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
No, ninety percent is steep? Seventy percent? Should we ask
chat chopt Yes, Can you.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
Give me an exact stat of, like, what percentage of
people in America like ranch on pizza?
Speaker 5 (19:31):
I don't have the exact percentage off the top of
my head. It might vary depending on the source and
the survey. If you'd like, I can look it up
for you and see if I can find something more country.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, look it up please.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
So it turns out that around fifty one percent of
Americans say they enjoy ranch on their pizza. It's definitely
a popular gambo for a lot.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Of stoop them out.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
More than a half. Yeah, I told you, I told
you it's weird straight and I get it anyway. Yeah, honey,
can last forever. You don't have to worry about it.
Speaker 4 (20:05):
What made you uh out? I was gonna say what
made you ask about the McDonald's. But you asked because honey.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Honey, honey, yeah, honey.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
Just wait wait, so at McDonald's you can get honey,
just honey by itself.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Pure honey. It's called pure honey. Really. Oh it's so good,
really life changing. Wow. I didn't even know you could
do that. Power move though?
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Is dunking your Wendy's nuggets in the frosty don't knock
until you try it. Well, the fries I'm on board with,
but fries definitely try a nugget. It's oddly nice.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
All right? Should we got a question three here? Question three?
What was the first fast food restaurant to offer a
drive through service?
Speaker 7 (20:51):
Mmm?
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Well it wasn't McDonald's. Why do you think that?
Speaker 2 (20:59):
He thinks you You were just throwing them a curveball there.
You were trying to put McDonald's in his mind with
that question. He's playing mind games with you, Joel, don't give.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
In wait wait, maybe he's yeah, maybe he's no, no, no, no, no, yeah, yeah, okay,
I'm gonna say McDonald's right, a white castle.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
No oh, I thought it was white and an out
burger burger. I never would have gotten that when you
were in La, did you go to In and Out Burger?
I did? It was incredible life change.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
Again. The other thing that's crazy about In and Out
Burger is that it's always busy all the time.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Oh it's crazy, like an hour and do you have
to wait though? Like is it? Did they have like
a whole system down where it's just like pumping out food.
I don't know. My take on it was that every
time that I wanted to In and Out it.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
Was super super super busy and there's people everywhere, but
you still get your food like really fast.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Yeah, because there's like four things on the menu. Do
you want one burger or two burger patty? Like that's
basically it didn't like do you want chicken? Do you fries?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (21:57):
What?
Speaker 2 (21:58):
So they're not in Pennsylvania. They're on New Jeral West coast.
Thing only west coast. I think they're slowly coming this way.
But I'm just glad we have some bow Jangles in
the area now I haven't. I've yet to try that.
That's chicken, right, Yeah, it's good. That was one of
the only things I liked in North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Why are you looking at me like that? What? Like
the way you sounded when you asked that. Quay, that's
chicken right now? Shut up? Question four twenty what what
artist is famous for painting this ceiling at the Sistine Chapel?
Speaker 8 (22:35):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (22:40):
What artist is famous for painting the ceiling of the
Sistine Chapel? I always thought it was sixteen chapel when
I was younger. I always thought it was sixteen. You
thought there were sixteen of them or that was the name.
It was just like the address sixteen sixteen chapel?
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Way, is it Leonardo da Vinci? Incorrect? My favorite man.
That would have been my second guest. So I still
got that wrong, and you're about to learn absolutely nothing.
Speaker 8 (23:11):
Blazed and Confused podcast.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Did I do all my questions? He did four? Right? Well,
all right? Cool? Yeah, buddy, you still doubt it. I
didn't even know I did it. It's pretty cool. I
had another question down here. That's probably why in five
and Clace you wanted to.
Speaker 4 (23:27):
You want to give me in Clace, I did, oh here,
Why don't we Why don't we do some fun? Why
don't you give that bonus question that you have there
to Ben Youngerman, our guest.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Give it to me. He's a smart guy. All right,
what does h T t P stand for in a website?
You are out, like when Joel goes to like h
T t P colon slash slash www dot pornhub dot com. Yeah,
like when he goes there, I'm more of a you
(23:55):
porn guy. Thank you very much. Classic.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Yes, I used to know this HT hyper hiper tuberculosis
some time party.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
You got it, man? Yeah, thank you. Technical term.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
The entire internet right started out as a meme. So yeah,
was it hyper something? Yeah, it was what you said.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Okay, Piper hiper, what tank top? What did you say?
Yeah that he got it? No, he didn't, bullshit.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
I thought it's a hypertext transferred protocol or something.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
You No, I didn't look it up. I knew that.
I was sitting here busting at the seams because I'm thinking,
this is the only question I fucking know. I can't
believe you got that, or I can't believe you had
that in your head. Hypertext yer text transfer protocol.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
Hypertext transfer protocol HTTP.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Yeah, back in the day, you actually had to put
all that stuff, and eventually it was like, we don't
have to keep putting all that stuff. Www. Now you
don't even put that in anyway exactly. You know, you
make fun of me for being all young and everything.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
However, when I was in elementary school, you know, being
on the computer was still like a big deal. So
I remember we would go to like the computer lab
or whatever, or it was like a big deal to
have the cart that they would roll down the hallway,
the big card of all the MacBooks.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Which was the books, the white MacBooks. At the time,
you didn't have floppy discs. Shut up, No, I know
what a floppy disc is. We have floppy discs on.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Them, floppy discs on a MacBook. No, no, no, not
on the MacBook. But I remember floppy disc I know
what a floppy disk is. How floppy was it?
Speaker 3 (25:32):
Very because they used to have the three point five
inch ones and then they had like the real flop
they were like seven inch ones.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
And then even yeah, wait, what were we talking about discs? Http?
Oh http so oh, this is what I was going
to say. This is what I was going to say.
Totally lost my train of thought there, which happens a lot.
That's a problem. Anyway, what were we talking about? I
still don't know. Uh No, it was a big deal
to go to the computer lab back in the day.
(26:00):
Still again you think I'm all like young and everything,
but it's a big deal to go to the computer lab.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
And we discovered you could go http s colon backslash backslash,
and the S was the safe and then you could
get on whatever website you wanted at school.
Speaker 6 (26:17):
Oh, I didn't know what it was that ttp S. Yeah,
like it normally you could get I didn't.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
I don't know you could get past like the blockers,
because you know, like you can even get on like YouTube.
They used to block YouTube. I remember being in like
elementary school and you couldn't get on YouTube and I.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Was playing math Blasters. We weren't connected to anything mad
Blaster or anything. The fuck is mathla. It was one
of those games that they try to make math fun.
So you were like a superhero math superhero And yeah,
I feel about that doing audition equations in order to
get like points and stuff.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
Do you think that Ben Jungerman is our smartest guest
thus far with the boys? Pretty Podcrest, he's pretty freaking
smart man.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Ben. Yeah, six times six thirty six, Joel ten times
ten one hundred. All right, those are both here we
go eleven times eleven, Joel eleven times twelve. I don't
know my eleven. I actually I don't know another eleven.
I don't know me either. I forgot it. That was fun, alright, yeah, anyway.
(27:18):
Question number one, okay, alright, Classic TV.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
In the popular sitcom Married with Children, what was the
name of the Bundy family dog?
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Oh man A love that show growing up. Mike was
too busy looking at Christina Applegate on the team and
he's not wrong about that, my whole family on anything.
He didn't know any of the characters things. He just
watched her. I interviewed Bud Bundy one time, did you really, wow,
do you know the name of the dog? Are you
(27:53):
going to your lifeline? I might? Hold on? What do
you mean you might? You gotta decide if you're going
to your lifeline or not. I don't think he knows it. Yeah,
it doesn't look like he knows it. When you say it,
I'm gonna know it. But MT popped in. But that's uh,
that's the answer is Buck? Did you say book four
(28:15):
times and now you're you're literally recording it?
Speaker 3 (28:17):
Go to these buttons just to distract the fact that
I got it right, Buck fuck.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
I didn't hear buck. Why am I still wrong? I
thought you said bug back back bug two different words.
Give me the bell? Yeah great, Yeah, question too. I
(28:45):
think my dad would be happy that I got that right.
You like that show a lot? We used to laugh
a lot. I love that show. Oh, here we go.
This is a three part answer question. This is a
hard fucking question. I can barely get the first part right? Good? Yeah, Okay.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
Which three states of the United States are spelled with
only four letters?
Speaker 1 (29:09):
You gotta give me three of them? Ohio, Iowa? Two?
You got this, and one more? I know it. You
obviously don't know it. You obviously don't know it. Do
you know what a lifeline? Lifeline? Save me?
Speaker 2 (29:32):
They just announced a great logo for their new NHL team,
the Utah Mammoth.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Yeah, so again, the three are Utah, Iowa, Utah, Ohio.
Very good, very good, Thank you? Yes, dude, did you
know that France is banning you porn? Did France just
ban some like porn app or something? Yes.
Speaker 5 (29:57):
France has recently enacted a law requiring a adult web
sites to verify users' ages using personal identification. Because of that,
major sites like porn Hub, you porn and Red Tube
have actually blocked access in France over privacy concerns.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Not red Tube can't go to France. I guess Question
three categories people here. Talk show host Jerry Springer was
once mayor of what Ohio City? It's not Cincinnati? Is
(30:33):
it Cincinnati?
Speaker 5 (30:34):
Man?
Speaker 1 (30:35):
You were on a roll? How great was he? I
met his show when I was a kid. I enjoyed it.
I don't know my grandma wants to watch it.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
It was great, it was I mean, it was obviously trash,
probably the reason we have a lot of the even
worse trash we have today.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Man, I can't get anything past you today. Question four
twenty What all right? Let me see here? What do
I want to ask you? I think I want to
ask you a question? Board games? Okay, I love board games,
not necessarily this board game I'm gonna ask you about.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
It's gonna say if there's like a storyline or something
you got to follow along with. I bet you don't
like those kind of games, like what, I bet you're
like a shoots and ladders kind of.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Shoots and ladders is fun as ship. I love shooting
I sorry, sorry? Is like candy Land? Great trouble trouble Great.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
Monopoly is super fun, But have you ever freaking finished
a game of it? I've never finished, have you?
Speaker 4 (31:29):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (31:29):
I will purposefully not give up, Like if I have
like five bucks left, I will play it on the
death and just annoy people.
Speaker 4 (31:36):
I'm glad that you asked about Monopoly because, oh wait,
you didn't ask about Monopoly.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
I'm gonna I've been asking about Monopoly.
Speaker 4 (31:43):
Okay, I'm glad that you brought up Monopoly because and
the board game Monopoly, how much money is a player
awarded for passing go.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Two hundred dollars? Two hundred dollars? I thought you were
gonna act. Hell do you know that? You know it's
easier than everybody knows that. The only reason I remember
it is because I'm watching I'm thinking of ace Ventura
in her head when he like beats the crap out
of that one guy and then he looks like the
Monopoly guy and he goes, do not pasco, do not
collect two hundred dollars. That's how you know it. That's
(32:18):
how I not just from general.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
Knowledge particular scene, Like all the time, Joel has no
idea that I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
I love that scene. It's very fun.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
I was watching a deleted scene of the first movie
earlier today. Yeah, it popped up in my feed of uh,
you know the club scene where as Ventura is in
the club with the rock band. It's the band Cannibal
Corpse on stage if you're not aware, But there's a
deleted scene where he like goes up on stage as
like the lead singer and he's like putting the microphone
like in his mouth, going out and like just doing
(32:47):
the best like classic Jim Carrey stuff. You gotta find it.
It's a great clip. I wish it made the movie.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
That's a movie that you should watch. That's like an
hour and twenty minutes, right what movies?
Speaker 3 (32:57):
Spentura ast Ventura Pet Detective Jim Carrey goes and figures
out these cases with these animal problems, you know, tries.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
To find the stolen Miami Dolphins mascot. What's up for
the dolphin? Dan Marino makes a cameo. What I don't confused?
Finkle and Einhorn, what are we talking about? Popular movies
before you were born?
Speaker 8 (33:18):
If you're lost, they probably are too blazed and confused.
Speaker 4 (33:23):
Podcast Ben, you know Bob Holder was the very first
guest on the Boison Confused podcast, and we got a
lot of feedback, especially from that first episode, that people
enjoyed him, that he's quite the character. And so Becker
was given permission for you to tell our listening audience
the greatest story that it's pretty great I've ever heard
in terms of having fun at work.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Oh my god, Franks and job was when I was
still working under Becker over at the station. I was
also hoping out promotions, so I think I was on
that side of the building one of the other sales reps.
It was April Fool's day was coming up, and she
knew that I did like voices and funny bits and stuff,
so she asked me to help her with a prank.
(34:06):
So it wasn't my idea off the bat, but she
was like, can you do something? And then I came
up with an idea and Bob had pissed me off
earlier in the day, I think, so when she asked me,
I was like, yeah, I'm totally in on this, and
I was out for funny by the way. Yeah, I
didn't want to out her, but yeah, if you're cool
withouting her, that's fine. Yeah, it was definitely she'll be
on the show eventually. Oh good, I hope she's well.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
So Bob pissed me off earlier in the day. I
think we were talking about our like March Madness brackets
and I.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Was like yeah. He was like, how's everybody going. I'm like, yeah,
mine's not good.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
He's like, oh, I'm doing great, because you know, I'm
on the radio and I know all these things and
you wouldn't know the difference blah blah blah, but being
on the showers and I'm sitting there and was like, dude,
I have a degree from one of the best communications
school in the country. Don't like talk down to me
like that. So I was a little angry at him
that day. So it was around April first, so I
called and I think which I tried calling him live
(34:57):
on the phone, but he wasn't like answering or something.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
So I left a message that night.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
So I think it dropped on April second, So it
was a little more helpful that it wasn't actually on
April first. He wasn't thinking about it. Yeah, it called
his answering machine and left a message and the message
is this. It was, Hey, this is Bob Smith from
ESPN Radio in New York City. I was driving by
the area and heard your show. Upon further review, and naturally,
(35:22):
I was just wowed by the content. So we have
some spots coming up, some fill in dates we need.
I wanted to talk about the possibility of filling in
here at the station in New York. If you could
give me a call back to one two five five
five three four zero seven, that'd be great. Thank you
so much, Bob, And so I.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Dropped that on him, so great. Yeah, So that was
what I so that it gets.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Better from there, because it was his own fault for
making it as bad as it became. I was actually
in the cubicle area and Steph was like, did you
listen to your voicemails or something. I was like, this
is going to give it away. But he like plays
it out loud and he's listening to it the first
time and I'm like, oh, bites, I'm just like in
the other cubicle, like I hope. And so he listened
to the whole thing. He's like, oh wow, I got
to listen to that again and write it down. I
(36:06):
was like, yes, we got him, we got it. So
he writes it down and then all he had to
do was call the number to know it was fake.
So instead of just calling the number, he went around
the whole building telling everyone that New York City had called,
gloating to everyone and he was like those guys on
the air today, they was talking down to me, and
(36:27):
now I'm gonna show him and blah blah blah. There's
a big news is New York his ESPN. This is
a big time, this is a big city.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Oh yeah. All he had to do was call it
because it was the number for Larry Flint's Hustler club
in New York City. I don't remember much, but it
was a few days later that he found out it
was me and he was quite angry, but I didn't
care because it was.
Speaker 3 (36:47):
Thinking back on it, I think like when that happened,
he left the building. He really yeah, like he had
to get out of there because he played it on
speaker phone.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
For everyone to hear. You know, Like, do you remember
how he found it.
Speaker 3 (36:59):
I think it was like deaf and like somebody else
that was working there at the time saying like, Bob,
call the number, call them, call them, and he was like, no,
call him.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Later they were like, no, call him now, you know,
he just wouldn't call the freaking number. I love again too.
That we had to get clearance to tell that story,
isn't that great? He was very angry. I know, you
wouldn't know with someone that's on the air how mean
of a joke that was. But then he was like,
in the end, it was kind of funny.
Speaker 3 (37:26):
Oh, that's where he came to our office, right, he
was like he walked into the doorway and said that,
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
What we got to get to though, was some high
priority each high priority this stuff.
Speaker 8 (37:37):
Becker and Joel are ubsessed point right now, music, movie shows, snacks,
whatever's blowing their little stoner.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Minds this week. So it's so funny that you brought
this up to me earlier because I was looking at him.
You ever get on a peloton No? No, no, they
actually have him at a planet fitness.
Speaker 4 (37:55):
They maybe they're not pelotons or like knockoff pelotons or whatever,
but UH don't know.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
I guess a sitting bike.
Speaker 4 (38:02):
Yeah, But it's like there's a screen and if you
look at it, you know, you can pretend that you're
in like Italy or whatever.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
I don't know, but I guess the peloton.
Speaker 4 (38:08):
The difference is that you're with like a live instructor, right, Yeah, so.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
Dude, these things are expensive. They were, and now I
think the company doesn't even exist or they're like did
they go under new They're very close if not. So.
Speaker 4 (38:22):
We came across these videos that are circulating around on
social media where people will like spoof their name online.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
I guess when they're like doing like.
Speaker 4 (38:31):
The live workouts with I guess that's the draw with
these things is that you're working out with people online
all over the world, but they can't see you ever.
You can only ever see the instructor and like chat
with the instructor.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Tail ya happy one thousand. Totally got me with that name.
You totally got me with that name. Le Drew people.
Speaker 6 (38:59):
Drew People is really funny, Taya. It's such a juvenile thing.
It's very much like Bart Simpson.
Speaker 4 (39:08):
Yeah, exactly, this gun craven more heads got the mic
on Happy Birthday, So fond of the Cox Happy.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
Birthday too, So fond is really fun. So fond of Cox.
Speaker 5 (39:20):
If somebody try to get me with a leaderboard name,
just now just keep rolling down.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Yep. I'm looking at high heel, high heel huge. I'm
not going to say the rest of it. So it's
a hugeenis you Janis? But a great one. Did you
guys watch the pee Wee Herman documentary?
Speaker 5 (39:42):
No?
Speaker 1 (39:42):
You know anything about pee Wee Herman? Not really? No,
he's like an icon though. I gotta get out more
right know, No, watch here right here? You watch it? Yeah.
The only thing that I'm watching more, if anything, the
only thing that I watch.
Speaker 4 (39:54):
On that giant TV over there is the six thirty
News every day with David Muir.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
What's a fun thing? How are you such a young
person and an oil man at the same time.
Speaker 4 (40:04):
I know my shocking guilty pleasure show as of recently
in the past year has been Sex in the fucking City, Dude,
which is crazy. I watched the whole thing, and then
I watched like the stupid ass movies. They're not even good,
but I like hate watch them. And now I'm like
all caught up, and I watched like All the and
just like That, which is like the reimagining, and now
(40:26):
it's back with season three of that.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
So that What do you like about this show? I
don't fucking know, man, I have no idea. You got
committed and now you've got to Yeah, kind of trauma.
Is it like the banging or what's going on? Yeah,
I don't know all of the above. I don't know.
It's weird. It's like you you feel like you like
watch them, like grow up in the city in New York.
I don't know. It's cool to see like New York
in the nineties. Two. Donald Trump is a guest in
(40:49):
the one episode of Sex and the City. I don't
want to watch it anymore.
Speaker 3 (40:52):
Yeah, just no, you want me to. We're used to
sitting in our old office. He would sit there and
he'd walk by and fart all the time, or just
fart in general.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
Everybody forks. Everybody fuck.
Speaker 3 (41:09):
Ben, plug all your stuff. No, Ben's better than those
stupid horns.
Speaker 8 (41:17):
Is that the end?
Speaker 4 (41:18):
Is that the end?
Speaker 1 (41:18):
Horns? No? Ben? Provide us now with your upcoming events.
That's cool.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
Hey, I'm in a band called Midsummer I'm the lead singer.
We've we've got an EP out, we're working on a
music video, which is cool.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
Very excited for that coming up.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
Yeah, find out more linktree dot com slash Midsummer Pa.
I didn't realize you guys have a ep Oah, man,
I should for you and I should have I think
I have one in the car on that Moulten Metal Media.
That's my business, social media and content creation. Lots of
cool clients I wanted to mention, specifically Civic Theater, Allentown,
US having a tough show your listening audience might enjoy
(41:57):
called Reefer Madness, based on the old nineteen thirty six
movie that was like a propaganda film, like against marijuana
and when does that happening? A lot of pot jokes
June twentieth through twenty ninth, and where can people find out.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
Acidictheater dot com? Awesome? And then yeah, lots of other
great clients go to the Compact Discenter. I know you
go there a lot too. We might be giving away
some stuff for you guys in the future. Cool. Oh
that would be fun.
Speaker 3 (42:19):
Yeah, Ben Youngerman Episode five of To Confuse Podcast.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
Thanks for being on man, Thanks for having me guys.
Until next yeah, and until next time, see you guys.
Speaker 8 (42:28):
Feel Blazed and Confused podcast with Becker and Joel. Don't
forget to subscribe spark up and joined us next time
Should I turn off the air conditioning? I probably should.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
If you want three sweaty dudes in a room, then
turn it off. But I think the podcast will be
better for cool.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
I bet we could get some money from people if
it was.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Three sweaty dudes doing a podcast is a very specific
audience for that.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Kind of thing. Do you use chat rept on the
regular or not? Really?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
No, I still haven't downloaded or anything. I'm on social
media and art so like it's kind of a bad
word these days.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
So we were having issues earlier with the computer. I
don't know.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Everything's fucked up all the time. Technology is annoying. Chat
Rept is great because it'll search online and it'll like
read the instruction manuals for everything, for the soundboard, for
the computer, program for the mics, for everything, and it'll
troubleshoot you live. But the thing that I've discovered now
is that it's very easy to just like talk to
your phone.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Hey, what's going on? How you doing today? Great?
Speaker 5 (00:52):
Thanks for asking? How about you? How's your day going
so far? Anything fun or exciting happening.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
We're sitting around recording a podcast.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Remember you were supposed to help me fix the computer,
but it got all fucked up.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yeah. I like how he's acting like he didn't already
talk to us. You know exactly how my day's going.
It's not going good. It's been rough. Oh no, I'm
sorry to hear that.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Technical issues can definitely be a pain, especially when you're
in the pill recording.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
But I don't like how polite he is.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
You know what's going on, and we'll get it sorted out.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Hey, Ben Youngerman's here by the way. Hey, thanks for
having me. Guys, tell people who you are. Hey, I'm
Ben Youngerman. I do a lot of things in the valley.
I lived here for a long time and then I
came back after college and it's been all fun stuff
ever since.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
We'll just finished the eleventh season with the Lehigh Valley Phantoms.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Look at the blast. That's the cool thing.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Benitch deep because my mother, God bless her until good
old Mom. I said, Ben Youngerman's on the podcast today.
I was over there this afternoon. She goes, are you
recording the podcast today? I said yes with Ben Youngerman
and she goes.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Oh, bo Ti Ben swoon, Thank you dude.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
You got to walk around and everybody's got to be like, oh,
my god, that's the fucking guy from the fans.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
You get that a lot. I do.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
It's a weird kind of quote unquote. I call myself
a sealist local celebrity. I'm like two steps below like
Hasseil Kordiba from wfls.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Okay. Speaking of that, I'd love to play something.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Oh please, I'm not going to tell you how I
came across this, but I came across this, and I
don't want to play it for you.
Speaker 6 (02:18):
At least one hundred and fifty four people are dead
and at least more are heard after a chaotic crowd
surgeon Soul, South Korea and a new.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Tens of thousands of partygoers had gathered for a Halloween
but we're crushed as people passed lightly. Do you think
they still worked there? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Probably. This was a couple of months ago. But I
just discovered it from various sources. Let's just say many sources.
Various sources. It means multiple Oh wait, I don't mean
multiple sources from a source A source, just one. I
should stop talking now about how I got it, shouldn't I?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Then what are you local sealist celebrities?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
So like I get like stop in like target and
like the target guy will be.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Like, hey, you that guy from the Phantom.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
So I'm like yeah, And then that's kind of just
the conversation, Like I don't get anything. She's like, hey,
do you want this new switch to in the back
that here you get first priority access? Like that would
be nice. I think I've gotten a few beers here
and there, but you know it's been nice. I just
like like hanging with people.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
You do a lot of than that too.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
I run Molten Metal Media, which I started a little
over three years ago, now running social media and doing
oh you got my sticker?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Nice? Oh I think I have one too.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
If you don't, I have a whole pocket like I.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Do.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
I do.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Look it's right here, it's right here. You can't see it.
That's behind my mom. Oh, wow, you put your sticker?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Can I put one on the gumball machine? I want
to put one on the gumball machine before I go.
He doesn't want me to ruin.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Let me tell you the story about how I got
the gumball machine. I think, how much gum do you
eat per day?
Speaker 4 (03:54):
I really don't use the gumb People come in this
apartment and they say, wow, it's so cool in here.
You have a gumball machine. Oh my god, where'd you
get the machine? So let me tell you a story
about the gumball machine.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Right.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
So, I like living in this building because I'm friends
with a lot of people that live here. The girl
that used to be my neighbor moved maybe a year
ago now. She moved to Arizona, and she had this
very rocky relationship with a semi well known DJ in
the area, in the region I should say, kind of big,
like regular DJ or just like like a DJ, like
(04:23):
a club DJ, uh DJ for one of the professional
sports teams.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
I'm just gonna leave her with that anyway.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
So he went out and I guess bought her this
gumball machine for Christmas. The one year they break up,
she's moving out, she goes, you want my gumball machine.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Well, absent fucking lutely, I want your gum ball machine.
This thing's cool as shit. I feel like, if somebody
asks you do you want a gumball machine, answer yes, yeah,
the answers yes.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
So the day after I take this thing, I get
this nasty, nasty DM.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
On Instagram from this DJ dude who basically was like,
go fuck yourself. I can't believe she fucking gave that
to you. I can't believe that you accepted it.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Oh the other thing I took was that dish rack
back there, and this is pretty He was like, that
was one of the best purchases of my life, That's
what he said. I'm like, well, I do agree. It
is a very nice dis rack. Yeah, However to say
it's one of the best purchases of your life, I mean.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
It's sad.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Before I could even reply to this dude, he blocked me,
which is good because I didn't know what to say
to him. What was I supposed to say, come pick
up the gumball machine if you want it? Then what
was she supposed to do? Give him the gumball machine back? Actually,
I could use.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Some more gumballs in there. Look at that. It's taking
kind of alone there. I really don't even ever. Also,
what's the shelf life of a gumball? I was just
gonna say, I think they last a long time? Go ahead,
try it? Try one? Where's it here?
Speaker 7 (05:39):
Here?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Here, go get one. You're going to give me one
from your mike? You get me one? All right, here's
two quarters.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
It's fifty cents for a gumball. No, no, no, I
gave you two, one for you, one for me.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
I've been here, here, here, just the there's three, all right,
read one of the good ones.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
You know what? The worst one we got two.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Purple is the worst flavor all the time, always.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
It's an actual double bubble. Hath just broke from these
old ass gum balls. You got a squish you can't
chop through? Yeah, you attack that thing. It's a little hard.
Speaker 7 (06:15):
This is great, ray, Oh my god, really fucking hard.
It's just like in pieces and clumps. There's not even
like binding together as gum its.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Horrible man bow tie Ben is on. Is this episode
five or six or five?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Five? Yeah, comes up in that's normally how it works, right.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
It was an ad on my Facebook this morning when
I woke up and said that I can test my
sperm one hundred percent from home. Wow, I can test
it from home, which is pretty cool. Give your sperm
an edge, test it, improve it one hundred percent from home.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
That's what I woke up to this morning.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
You know, it's funny you bring this up because I
keep getting tiktoks about this little device. So you can
buy where you put your sperm into it, and you
put your phone up to the device too, and you
put the camera in it, and you can see him
swimming them around.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
You know, there's sperm racing now. Sperm racing. Yeah, you
haven't seen that the hell. It was like viral for
a while. Guys.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
There's like dudes that like color them or whatever so
you can see and you put them under a microscope
and somehow your sperm like normal dies like red and blue,
so you can tell them apart. And then they race
around some like barricades that they make.
Speaker 6 (07:25):
Wah wow wow sports betting, it's got real bad.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Welcome to the sixteenth Annual Sperm Race.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
What the hell are you joking me? In the first spot,
it's Slick.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
In the second spot it's Whitey, and third it's Casper
the Friendly Sperm.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Well, it's pretty cool to have Ben Jungerman the fifth
guest on the Blaze that Confuse podcasts, which.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
I guess we should start find now. This is like
going on way too long. Yeah, hit the button please.
Speaker 8 (08:01):
Welcome to the Blazed and Confused podcast with Becker and Joel,
the trivia podcast where the questions are high and so
are they hates Time to spark your curiosity and light
up some knowledge though blazed and confused podcast starts.
Speaker 7 (08:20):
Now.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
I feel very unprepared this week. I don't have questions
or anything prepared. Are we going to do the rapid round?
Is that a tradition now or is it?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
I don't know if it is.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
But you know what, I can't prepared this time. Of course,
last time, you just kind of sprung that on me.
I had no idea what I was doing.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Yeah, so, and the other things I think we need to.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
I love we had the legendary Blake dan and on
last week, and I love Blake, but I listened back,
and you know, Blake.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Was too smart and knew all the freaking answers. Man.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Yeah, So here's what I think we should do with
our guests. Ben should be the lifeline.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Again.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
If you don't know the question, you should be able
to ask your guests. However, I think that you should
only be able to do it.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
What once? Are we establishing rules here?
Speaker 6 (09:01):
Do we get four questions each? We have four questions each,
you get two lifelines. You get two lifelines, two lifelines.
That's fair, all right? Too fair to that.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Not that the score matters. No at all, No, it does,
it does kind of. However, you suck? Actually, who sucked
last week?
Speaker 5 (09:17):
Me?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Definitely? Me? Maybe we should start keeping score just for
the element. All right, let's pretend we're going to do
that right now. Okay, who's going first this week?
Speaker 7 (09:25):
Me?
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Or you? Are we doing the rapid round? Fuck?
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Wrapping round? Yeah, wrap it round.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
The Declaration of Independence was signed in the year seventeen
seventy six.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
You got it. The largest desert in the world by
area is Sahara. No, no, fuck? Water boils at what temperature? Uh?
Thirty four degrees fahrenheit? Yeah, that sounds right.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
The novel nineteen eighty four was written by George Orwell
got it whatever that last name you gave him was.
The TV showed Cheer took place in the city of Boston.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Yeah. The Olympic Games are held every how many years? No? Four?
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Yes, still got wrong. The quote I'll be back is
from the movie The Terminator.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Yeah, I'm surprise you got that. The first iPhone was
released in what year? Two thousand and seven?
Speaker 8 (10:20):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
This suv introduced in nineteen eighty six, originally derived from
military vehicles jeep jeep. What wrangler? Got it? What's eleven
times eleven? Ah?
Speaker 6 (10:35):
Shit, come on, just give yourself the battle.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Eleven times eleven? Come on, take a guess. Well, it's
got to be a big number. It could be.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
It's definitely a big numbersol, So what's eleven eleven times?
Speaker 1 (10:55):
You didn't have to do your table. It was like,
answer right away, it's wrap it round and you know
you gave myself that one hundred and thirty six one
twenty one. All right?
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Oh, the largest desert in the world is the Antarctic.
Water boils at two hundred and twelve degrees fahrenheit hundred
degrees celsius.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
How'd you know that? Because I'm smart? Oh? Cool?
Speaker 2 (11:18):
I watched pop Culture Jeopardy before coming here to warm
up my mind.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Did you really? Yeah? I did? Wow, I want a nerd.
All right, here we go the finals too.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
We got the terminator one, right, you got the iPhone one,
you got the jeep wrangler boom.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
You did pretty well?
Speaker 3 (11:29):
All right, jeh, you have no questions ready for me,
So I guess we'll just chalk that up as like
we're even now.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
You're giving me. Now, we'll be right back. We're going
to take a little break. You're about to learn absolutely nothing.
Speaker 8 (11:43):
Blazed and Confused podcast.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
I don't know if you knew this, but this is
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Speaker 1 (12:33):
Hash brown casserole. Thing they do is so good.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
I just go there to play that little peg triangle game.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Yeah yes, I think Joel and I were trying to
play that the one time when we just kind of
gave up. Anyway, are you ready for your rapid fire
cautions here? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Man, all right, so we're doing ten. What planet is
closest to the Sun?
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Venus? Shit? Who painted the Mona Liza? That guy Leonardo
da Vinci. What's the capital of Australia? Fuck? If I know?
How many bones are in the human body? Sixty three?
Sixty three?
Speaker 4 (13:16):
Who wrote Romeo and Juliet William Shakespeare? What's the largest
ocean on Earth?
Speaker 1 (13:22):
The Atlantic Ocean? What here did the Titanic sink? Nineteen
forty two? Jeez? What was it? Nineteen twelve? What the
fuck was it? How many sides does a stop sign have? Eight?
Who was the first person to walk on the moon?
Neil Armstrong? Okay, very good, all right, pretty good? Yeah?
(13:44):
How many did you get?
Speaker 4 (13:45):
Right?
Speaker 1 (13:45):
All of them?
Speaker 4 (13:46):
I think planet closest to the Sun? Mercury painted the
Mona Lisa? Leonardo Davincri, got that right? The capital of Australia?
Ben Youngerman?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Do you know this? No, it's it's.
Speaker 6 (13:57):
Somewhere else, Anbarra, Right, Yeah, who would have known that?
How many bones are in the human body? To forty
two six? I was really close two hundred and six?
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Yeah, what you say? Sixty three that's pretty close.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
Who wrote Romeo and Juliet Shakespeare? The largest ocean on
earth is Pacific Ocean. Titanic sank in nineteen twelve, which
I think you spat out eventually.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Yeah, you said nineteen forty two. First, what the fucking
like you said? I spat it out eventually? And Hitler
sink the Titanic. Oh, I skipped a question? Oops. The
country that invented pizza Italy? Yeah? Italy, that's pretty easy.
Pretty good? Yeah, pretty good? Are you going first with
(14:46):
your regular questions this week? Sure? And our guests Lifeline? Yeah?
I know stuff. Question number one? What element has the
chemical symbol s N on the period A table? S N?
Think about it, S and N. I failed chemistry in
(15:09):
high school, honestly, yeah, chemistry. I think you know this too.
You prick that you failed? Yes?
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Yeah, yeah, I think junior year of high school. A
lot of my friends were in this class. We just
fucked around. Man set ship on fire, you know it
was made shit boil.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
I mean Bunsen burners just a kid's first flamethrower. It's
a slippery slope from Bunsen burner to full on pyro.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Slash radio person. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
I feel like I didn't know I was failing because
the day before the final exam, she said, I need
to see you after class.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
She told me.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
At the beginning, I'm like, uh okay, and I thought
nothing of it. But then after class there was a
bunch of us that failed, and she pulled us aside.
She didn't say that we failed, but she said that
we would need like in my case, it was a
ninety like three percent on the final exam the following day.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
That sounds like a pretty high school Oh my god, yeah, dude.
And I'll never forget this too. She was so fast
with it.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Before I took this exam, I knew that I failed.
I turned the thing in, sat back down at my seat,
and I thought, oh my god. I had no idea
what I was going to do because my I again,
I had no idea that I was failing this class.
I knew I was doing bad, but I didn't think
that I would actually get an F. You know, like
you hear about kids failing out of high school.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
They get an F. You never think it's gonna happen
to you until it does. Man, how many fs did
you get in high school that was the only one.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
That was the only one, but I remember sitting back
down at my seat, and then she must have grated
it so fast because I didn't even have my license
at this point. So my father was waiting to pick
me up. I'd go back out to his car after
the exam was over, and she had already called him
and told him that I failed her fucking class. And
then my mother signed me up for summer school. It
was this whole fucking thing, and look, you turned out
(17:06):
great anyway.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Ship. I want this music, I want this totally agreeable person.
Speaker 8 (17:14):
N.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
I want some multiple choice? Would that help you? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Silver, that's not that tin, sodium or sulfur. What element
has the chemical symbol s N on the periodic table.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
There's some that are just spot on, and then there's
some where it's just dumb like that, where it's not
even a letter that's in it.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
I feel like it's ten. You got it.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Thank you for the multiple choice. I never would have
been able to. And you're right, I never have multiple
choice for you, but you're always very kind enough.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
I was gonna guess cinnamon that would have been table
of yummy question too true or false? Oh? All right?
These are a little easier.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
Honey, never spoils. Oh, this is true and can be
eaten thousands. It's true, very good honey. That's a very
basic trivia question. You go to McDonald's, you get the McNuggets.
What kind of sauce do you get?
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Honey? The answer is honey, the regular honey, and it's
the perfect side for them. See, I get honey mustard.
What do you get buffalo? I thought everyone was going
to rally behind me with that.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
But let me ask you, Ben, were you one of
those weird kids in high school that put the ranch
on the pizza?
Speaker 5 (18:34):
No?
Speaker 1 (18:34):
No, I did not put ranch on Look at my
becker was. I like it either way, put the ranch
on the buffalo or the blue cheese. I don't they
a cheese?
Speaker 2 (18:45):
They always come to say, with blue cheese or ranches
that neither give me more hot sauce on wings?
Speaker 4 (18:51):
Ye, see wings. I do blue cheese on wings, extra
blue cheese, for sure. That's that's different though.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
That's different. Though, that's different than ranch on pizza.
Speaker 8 (18:59):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
This is great on its own. You don't need dipping
sauce for pizza, not even.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
I'm not saying it requires it. I'm just saying that
it goes well, not even dipping sauce.
Speaker 4 (19:10):
There was kids back in the day that would slather
it all on the top, but it's not even dippe
in it's Look, if.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
There were a focus group for this particular thing right now,
ninety percent of people would be like ranch on pizza.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
No, ninety percent is steep? Seventy percent? Should we ask
chat chopt Yes, Can you.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
Give me an exact stat of, like, what percentage of
people in America like ranch on pizza?
Speaker 5 (19:31):
I don't have the exact percentage off the top of
my head. It might vary depending on the source and
the survey. If you'd like, I can look it up
for you and see if I can find something more country.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, look it up please.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
So it turns out that around fifty one percent of
Americans say they enjoy ranch on their pizza. It's definitely
a popular gambo for a lot.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Of stoop them out.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
More than a half. Yeah, I told you, I told
you it's weird straight and I get it anyway. Yeah, honey,
can last forever. You don't have to worry about it.
Speaker 4 (20:05):
What made you uh out? I was gonna say what
made you ask about the McDonald's. But you asked because honey.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Honey, honey, yeah, honey.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
Just wait wait, so at McDonald's you can get honey,
just honey by itself.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Pure honey. It's called pure honey. Really. Oh it's so good,
really life changing. Wow. I didn't even know you could
do that. Power move though?
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Is dunking your Wendy's nuggets in the frosty don't knock
until you try it. Well, the fries I'm on board with,
but fries definitely try a nugget. It's oddly nice.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
All right? Should we got a question three here? Question three?
What was the first fast food restaurant to offer a
drive through service?
Speaker 7 (20:51):
Mmm?
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Well it wasn't McDonald's. Why do you think that?
Speaker 2 (20:59):
He thinks you You were just throwing them a curveball there.
You were trying to put McDonald's in his mind with
that question. He's playing mind games with you, Joel, don't give.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
In wait wait, maybe he's yeah, maybe he's no, no, no, no, no, yeah, yeah, okay,
I'm gonna say McDonald's right, a white castle.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
No oh, I thought it was white and an out
burger burger. I never would have gotten that when you
were in La, did you go to In and Out Burger?
I did? It was incredible life change.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
Again. The other thing that's crazy about In and Out
Burger is that it's always busy all the time.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Oh it's crazy, like an hour and do you have
to wait though? Like is it? Did they have like
a whole system down where it's just like pumping out food.
I don't know. My take on it was that every
time that I wanted to In and Out it.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
Was super super super busy and there's people everywhere, but
you still get your food like really fast.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Yeah, because there's like four things on the menu. Do
you want one burger or two burger patty? Like that's
basically it didn't like do you want chicken? Do you fries?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (21:57):
What?
Speaker 2 (21:58):
So they're not in Pennsylvania. They're on New Jeral West coast.
Thing only west coast. I think they're slowly coming this way.
But I'm just glad we have some bow Jangles in
the area now I haven't. I've yet to try that.
That's chicken, right, Yeah, it's good. That was one of
the only things I liked in North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Why are you looking at me like that? What? Like
the way you sounded when you asked that. Quay, that's
chicken right now? Shut up? Question four twenty what what
artist is famous for painting this ceiling at the Sistine Chapel?
Speaker 8 (22:35):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (22:40):
What artist is famous for painting the ceiling of the
Sistine Chapel? I always thought it was sixteen chapel when
I was younger. I always thought it was sixteen. You
thought there were sixteen of them or that was the name.
It was just like the address sixteen sixteen chapel?
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Way, is it Leonardo da Vinci? Incorrect? My favorite man.
That would have been my second guest. So I still
got that wrong, and you're about to learn absolutely nothing.
Speaker 8 (23:11):
Blazed and Confused podcast.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Did I do all my questions? He did four? Right? Well,
all right? Cool? Yeah, buddy, you still doubt it. I
didn't even know I did it. It's pretty cool. I
had another question down here. That's probably why in five
and Clace you wanted to.
Speaker 4 (23:27):
You want to give me in Clace, I did, oh here,
Why don't we Why don't we do some fun? Why
don't you give that bonus question that you have there
to Ben Youngerman, our guest.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Give it to me. He's a smart guy. All right,
what does h T t P stand for in a website?
You are out, like when Joel goes to like h
T t P colon slash slash www dot pornhub dot com. Yeah,
like when he goes there, I'm more of a you
(23:55):
porn guy. Thank you very much. Classic.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Yes, I used to know this HT hyper hiper tuberculosis
some time party.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
You got it, man? Yeah, thank you. Technical term.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
The entire internet right started out as a meme. So yeah,
was it hyper something? Yeah, it was what you said.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Okay, Piper hiper, what tank top? What did you say?
Yeah that he got it? No, he didn't, bullshit.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
I thought it's a hypertext transferred protocol or something.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
You No, I didn't look it up. I knew that.
I was sitting here busting at the seams because I'm thinking,
this is the only question I fucking know. I can't
believe you got that, or I can't believe you had
that in your head. Hypertext yer text transfer protocol.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
Hypertext transfer protocol HTTP.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Yeah, back in the day, you actually had to put
all that stuff, and eventually it was like, we don't
have to keep putting all that stuff. Www. Now you
don't even put that in anyway exactly. You know, you
make fun of me for being all young and everything.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
However, when I was in elementary school, you know, being
on the computer was still like a big deal. So
I remember we would go to like the computer lab
or whatever, or it was like a big deal to
have the cart that they would roll down the hallway,
the big card of all the MacBooks.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Which was the books, the white MacBooks. At the time,
you didn't have floppy discs. Shut up, No, I know
what a floppy disc is. We have floppy discs on.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Them, floppy discs on a MacBook. No, no, no, not
on the MacBook. But I remember floppy disc I know
what a floppy disk is. How floppy was it?
Speaker 3 (25:32):
Very because they used to have the three point five
inch ones and then they had like the real flop
they were like seven inch ones.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
And then even yeah, wait, what were we talking about discs? Http?
Oh http so oh, this is what I was going
to say. This is what I was going to say.
Totally lost my train of thought there, which happens a lot.
That's a problem. Anyway, what were we talking about? I
still don't know. Uh No, it was a big deal
to go to the computer lab back in the day.
(26:00):
Still again you think I'm all like young and everything,
but it's a big deal to go to the computer lab.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
And we discovered you could go http s colon backslash backslash,
and the S was the safe and then you could
get on whatever website you wanted at school.
Speaker 6 (26:17):
Oh, I didn't know what it was that ttp S. Yeah,
like it normally you could get I didn't.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
I don't know you could get past like the blockers,
because you know, like you can even get on like YouTube.
They used to block YouTube. I remember being in like
elementary school and you couldn't get on YouTube and I.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Was playing math Blasters. We weren't connected to anything mad
Blaster or anything. The fuck is mathla. It was one
of those games that they try to make math fun.
So you were like a superhero math superhero And yeah,
I feel about that doing audition equations in order to
get like points and stuff.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
Do you think that Ben Jungerman is our smartest guest
thus far with the boys? Pretty Podcrest, he's pretty freaking
smart man.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Ben. Yeah, six times six thirty six, Joel ten times
ten one hundred. All right, those are both here we
go eleven times eleven, Joel eleven times twelve. I don't
know my eleven. I actually I don't know another eleven.
I don't know me either. I forgot it. That was fun, alright, yeah, anyway.
(27:18):
Question number one, okay, alright, Classic TV.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
In the popular sitcom Married with Children, what was the
name of the Bundy family dog?
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Oh man A love that show growing up. Mike was
too busy looking at Christina Applegate on the team and
he's not wrong about that, my whole family on anything.
He didn't know any of the characters things. He just
watched her. I interviewed Bud Bundy one time, did you really, wow,
do you know the name of the dog? Are you
(27:53):
going to your lifeline? I might? Hold on? What do
you mean you might? You gotta decide if you're going
to your lifeline or not. I don't think he knows it. Yeah,
it doesn't look like he knows it. When you say it,
I'm gonna know it. But MT popped in. But that's uh,
that's the answer is Buck? Did you say book four
(28:15):
times and now you're you're literally recording it?
Speaker 3 (28:17):
Go to these buttons just to distract the fact that
I got it right, Buck fuck.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
I didn't hear buck. Why am I still wrong? I
thought you said bug back back bug two different words.
Give me the bell? Yeah great, Yeah, question too. I
(28:45):
think my dad would be happy that I got that right.
You like that show a lot? We used to laugh
a lot. I love that show. Oh, here we go.
This is a three part answer question. This is a
hard fucking question. I can barely get the first part right? Good? Yeah, Okay.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
Which three states of the United States are spelled with
only four letters?
Speaker 1 (29:09):
You gotta give me three of them? Ohio, Iowa? Two?
You got this, and one more? I know it. You
obviously don't know it. You obviously don't know it. Do
you know what a lifeline? Lifeline? Save me?
Speaker 2 (29:32):
They just announced a great logo for their new NHL team,
the Utah Mammoth.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Yeah, so again, the three are Utah, Iowa, Utah, Ohio.
Very good, very good, Thank you? Yes, dude, did you
know that France is banning you porn? Did France just
ban some like porn app or something? Yes.
Speaker 5 (29:57):
France has recently enacted a law requiring a adult web
sites to verify users' ages using personal identification. Because of that,
major sites like porn Hub, you porn and Red Tube
have actually blocked access in France over privacy concerns.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Not red Tube can't go to France. I guess Question
three categories people here. Talk show host Jerry Springer was
once mayor of what Ohio City? It's not Cincinnati? Is
(30:33):
it Cincinnati?
Speaker 5 (30:34):
Man?
Speaker 1 (30:35):
You were on a roll? How great was he? I
met his show when I was a kid. I enjoyed it.
I don't know my grandma wants to watch it.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
It was great, it was I mean, it was obviously trash,
probably the reason we have a lot of the even
worse trash we have today.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Man, I can't get anything past you today. Question four
twenty What all right? Let me see here? What do
I want to ask you? I think I want to
ask you a question? Board games? Okay, I love board games,
not necessarily this board game I'm gonna ask you about.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
It's gonna say if there's like a storyline or something
you got to follow along with. I bet you don't
like those kind of games, like what, I bet you're
like a shoots and ladders kind of.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Shoots and ladders is fun as ship. I love shooting
I sorry, sorry? Is like candy Land? Great trouble trouble Great.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
Monopoly is super fun, But have you ever freaking finished
a game of it? I've never finished, have you?
Speaker 4 (31:29):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (31:29):
I will purposefully not give up, Like if I have
like five bucks left, I will play it on the
death and just annoy people.
Speaker 4 (31:36):
I'm glad that you asked about Monopoly because, oh wait,
you didn't ask about Monopoly.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
I'm gonna I've been asking about Monopoly.
Speaker 4 (31:43):
Okay, I'm glad that you brought up Monopoly because and
the board game Monopoly, how much money is a player
awarded for passing go.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Two hundred dollars? Two hundred dollars? I thought you were
gonna act. Hell do you know that? You know it's
easier than everybody knows that. The only reason I remember
it is because I'm watching I'm thinking of ace Ventura
in her head when he like beats the crap out
of that one guy and then he looks like the
Monopoly guy and he goes, do not pasco, do not
collect two hundred dollars. That's how you know it. That's
(32:18):
how I not just from general.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
Knowledge particular scene, Like all the time, Joel has no
idea that I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
I love that scene. It's very fun.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
I was watching a deleted scene of the first movie
earlier today. Yeah, it popped up in my feed of uh,
you know the club scene where as Ventura is in
the club with the rock band. It's the band Cannibal
Corpse on stage if you're not aware, But there's a
deleted scene where he like goes up on stage as
like the lead singer and he's like putting the microphone
like in his mouth, going out and like just doing
(32:47):
the best like classic Jim Carrey stuff. You gotta find it.
It's a great clip. I wish it made the movie.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
That's a movie that you should watch. That's like an
hour and twenty minutes, right what movies?
Speaker 3 (32:57):
Spentura ast Ventura Pet Detective Jim Carrey goes and figures
out these cases with these animal problems, you know, tries.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
To find the stolen Miami Dolphins mascot. What's up for
the dolphin? Dan Marino makes a cameo. What I don't confused?
Finkle and Einhorn, what are we talking about? Popular movies
before you were born?
Speaker 8 (33:18):
If you're lost, they probably are too blazed and confused.
Speaker 4 (33:23):
Podcast Ben, you know Bob Holder was the very first
guest on the Boison Confused podcast, and we got a
lot of feedback, especially from that first episode, that people
enjoyed him, that he's quite the character. And so Becker
was given permission for you to tell our listening audience
the greatest story that it's pretty great I've ever heard
in terms of having fun at work.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Oh my god, Franks and job was when I was
still working under Becker over at the station. I was
also hoping out promotions, so I think I was on
that side of the building one of the other sales reps.
It was April Fool's day was coming up, and she
knew that I did like voices and funny bits and stuff,
so she asked me to help her with a prank.
(34:06):
So it wasn't my idea off the bat, but she
was like, can you do something? And then I came
up with an idea and Bob had pissed me off
earlier in the day, I think, so when she asked me,
I was like, yeah, I'm totally in on this, and
I was out for funny by the way. Yeah, I
didn't want to out her, but yeah, if you're cool
withouting her, that's fine. Yeah, it was definitely she'll be
on the show eventually. Oh good, I hope she's well.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
So Bob pissed me off earlier in the day. I
think we were talking about our like March Madness brackets
and I.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Was like yeah. He was like, how's everybody going. I'm like, yeah,
mine's not good.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
He's like, oh, I'm doing great, because you know, I'm
on the radio and I know all these things and
you wouldn't know the difference blah blah blah, but being
on the showers and I'm sitting there and was like, dude,
I have a degree from one of the best communications
school in the country. Don't like talk down to me
like that. So I was a little angry at him
that day. So it was around April first, so I
called and I think which I tried calling him live
(34:57):
on the phone, but he wasn't like answering or something.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
So I left a message that night.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
So I think it dropped on April second, So it
was a little more helpful that it wasn't actually on
April first. He wasn't thinking about it. Yeah, it called
his answering machine and left a message and the message
is this. It was, Hey, this is Bob Smith from
ESPN Radio in New York City. I was driving by
the area and heard your show. Upon further review, and naturally,
(35:22):
I was just wowed by the content. So we have
some spots coming up, some fill in dates we need.
I wanted to talk about the possibility of filling in
here at the station in New York. If you could
give me a call back to one two five five
five three four zero seven, that'd be great. Thank you
so much, Bob, And so I.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Dropped that on him, so great. Yeah, So that was
what I so that it gets.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Better from there, because it was his own fault for
making it as bad as it became. I was actually
in the cubicle area and Steph was like, did you
listen to your voicemails or something. I was like, this
is going to give it away. But he like plays
it out loud and he's listening to it the first
time and I'm like, oh, bites, I'm just like in
the other cubicle, like I hope. And so he listened
to the whole thing. He's like, oh wow, I got
to listen to that again and write it down. I
(36:06):
was like, yes, we got him, we got it. So
he writes it down and then all he had to
do was call the number to know it was fake.
So instead of just calling the number, he went around
the whole building telling everyone that New York City had called,
gloating to everyone and he was like those guys on
the air today, they was talking down to me, and
(36:27):
now I'm gonna show him and blah blah blah. There's
a big news is New York his ESPN. This is
a big time, this is a big city.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Oh yeah. All he had to do was call it
because it was the number for Larry Flint's Hustler club
in New York City. I don't remember much, but it
was a few days later that he found out it
was me and he was quite angry, but I didn't
care because it was.
Speaker 3 (36:47):
Thinking back on it, I think like when that happened,
he left the building. He really yeah, like he had
to get out of there because he played it on
speaker phone.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
For everyone to hear. You know, Like, do you remember
how he found it.
Speaker 3 (36:59):
I think it was like deaf and like somebody else
that was working there at the time saying like, Bob,
call the number, call them, call them, and he was like, no,
call him.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Later they were like, no, call him now, you know,
he just wouldn't call the freaking number. I love again too.
That we had to get clearance to tell that story,
isn't that great? He was very angry. I know, you
wouldn't know with someone that's on the air how mean
of a joke that was. But then he was like,
in the end, it was kind of funny.
Speaker 3 (37:26):
Oh, that's where he came to our office, right, he
was like he walked into the doorway and said that,
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
What we got to get to though, was some high
priority each high priority this stuff.
Speaker 8 (37:37):
Becker and Joel are ubsessed point right now, music, movie shows, snacks,
whatever's blowing their little stoner.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Minds this week. So it's so funny that you brought
this up to me earlier because I was looking at him.
You ever get on a peloton No? No, no, they
actually have him at a planet fitness.
Speaker 4 (37:55):
They maybe they're not pelotons or like knockoff pelotons or whatever,
but UH don't know.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
I guess a sitting bike.
Speaker 4 (38:02):
Yeah, But it's like there's a screen and if you
look at it, you know, you can pretend that you're
in like Italy or whatever.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
I don't know, but I guess the peloton.
Speaker 4 (38:08):
The difference is that you're with like a live instructor, right, Yeah, so.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
Dude, these things are expensive. They were, and now I
think the company doesn't even exist or they're like did
they go under new They're very close if not. So.
Speaker 4 (38:22):
We came across these videos that are circulating around on
social media where people will like spoof their name online.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
I guess when they're like doing like.
Speaker 4 (38:31):
The live workouts with I guess that's the draw with
these things is that you're working out with people online
all over the world, but they can't see you ever.
You can only ever see the instructor and like chat
with the instructor.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Tail ya happy one thousand. Totally got me with that name.
You totally got me with that name. Le Drew people.
Speaker 6 (38:59):
Drew People is really funny, Taya. It's such a juvenile thing.
It's very much like Bart Simpson.
Speaker 4 (39:08):
Yeah, exactly, this gun craven more heads got the mic
on Happy Birthday, So fond of the Cox Happy.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
Birthday too, So fond is really fun. So fond of Cox.
Speaker 5 (39:20):
If somebody try to get me with a leaderboard name,
just now just keep rolling down.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Yep. I'm looking at high heel, high heel huge. I'm
not going to say the rest of it. So it's
a hugeenis you Janis? But a great one. Did you
guys watch the pee Wee Herman documentary?
Speaker 5 (39:42):
No?
Speaker 1 (39:42):
You know anything about pee Wee Herman? Not really? No,
he's like an icon though. I gotta get out more
right know, No, watch here right here? You watch it? Yeah.
The only thing that I'm watching more, if anything, the
only thing that I watch.
Speaker 4 (39:54):
On that giant TV over there is the six thirty
News every day with David Muir.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
What's a fun thing? How are you such a young
person and an oil man at the same time.
Speaker 4 (40:04):
I know my shocking guilty pleasure show as of recently
in the past year has been Sex in the fucking City, Dude,
which is crazy. I watched the whole thing, and then
I watched like the stupid ass movies. They're not even good,
but I like hate watch them. And now I'm like
all caught up, and I watched like All the and
just like That, which is like the reimagining, and now
(40:26):
it's back with season three of that.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
So that What do you like about this show? I
don't fucking know, man, I have no idea. You got
committed and now you've got to Yeah, kind of trauma.
Is it like the banging or what's going on? Yeah,
I don't know all of the above. I don't know.
It's weird. It's like you you feel like you like
watch them, like grow up in the city in New York.
I don't know. It's cool to see like New York
in the nineties. Two. Donald Trump is a guest in
(40:49):
the one episode of Sex and the City. I don't
want to watch it anymore.
Speaker 3 (40:52):
Yeah, just no, you want me to. We're used to
sitting in our old office. He would sit there and
he'd walk by and fart all the time, or just
fart in general.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
Everybody forks. Everybody fuck.
Speaker 3 (41:09):
Ben, plug all your stuff. No, Ben's better than those
stupid horns.
Speaker 8 (41:17):
Is that the end?
Speaker 4 (41:18):
Is that the end?
Speaker 1 (41:18):
Horns? No? Ben? Provide us now with your upcoming events.
That's cool.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
Hey, I'm in a band called Midsummer I'm the lead singer.
We've we've got an EP out, we're working on a
music video, which is cool.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
Very excited for that coming up.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
Yeah, find out more linktree dot com slash Midsummer Pa.
I didn't realize you guys have a ep Oah, man,
I should for you and I should have I think
I have one in the car on that Moulten Metal Media.
That's my business, social media and content creation. Lots of
cool clients I wanted to mention, specifically Civic Theater, Allentown,
US having a tough show your listening audience might enjoy
(41:57):
called Reefer Madness, based on the old nineteen thirty six
movie that was like a propaganda film, like against marijuana
and when does that happening? A lot of pot jokes
June twentieth through twenty ninth, and where can people find out.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
Acidictheater dot com? Awesome? And then yeah, lots of other
great clients go to the Compact Discenter. I know you
go there a lot too. We might be giving away
some stuff for you guys in the future. Cool. Oh
that would be fun.
Speaker 3 (42:19):
Yeah, Ben Youngerman Episode five of To Confuse Podcast.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
Thanks for being on man, Thanks for having me guys.
Until next yeah, and until next time, see you guys.
Speaker 8 (42:28):
Feel Blazed and Confused podcast with Becker and Joel. Don't
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