FNF Drunk Mail Lady (04/24/25)

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is where she gets weird man. It's weird man.
This could be your neighbor, bro or your.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Cousin in Nebraska. This is Florida or not Florida with crash.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
All right, Nick's our next contestant on Florida or not
Florida where you came from?

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Logo?

Speaker 1 (00:20):
All right, Largo's checking in on Florida, not Florida.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
A J Gotta love it. Welcome morning, Nick, and welcome
to Florida or not Florida. Where today's story starts with
our superstar, a thirty three year old USPS driver named Caitlin. See.
Caitlin was just arrested for DUI while on duty. Okay,
and she must have been bloozed. See. Witnesses call police
when they say they saw a USPS meal truck not

(00:44):
only driving the wrong way on a road, but they
also reported that she nearly hit multiple vehicles, was swerving
in the lane, and was even seen throwing a plastic
cup out of the vehicle. Well one officer's pulled Caitlin over.
They noticed that she quote unquote appeared confused and disoriented,
and she even failed to field sobriety test. Now, when

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a cop asked her if she'd been drinking. She admitted, yeah,
you know, I was invited to a house party on
the route. Yeah, so I went in and had two
shots at vodka.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Why not.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
They also asked her about the cup thrown out a vehicle,
and she said it was just water that she used
to swish in her mouth so she wouldn't smell like alcohol.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
She's thinking ahead at least on that that part. How
far ahead? Little foresight there, But there's holes in this
whole story. I don't like it. Nick. We're gonna give
it to you. We're gonna let you take it from here.
What are you think on this one? I think it's Florida.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
You think it's Florida. Well, you know, Nick, we've had
five Florida Superstars this month and Caitlin makes it number six.
It is Florida, happen in Melbourne?

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Is it wrong to leave out a little? I'll call
now for the hostal worker after hearing this story, to
show your appreciation.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
I mean, unless if they want to become a superstar
with Florida on Florida.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
They're going to make their own decisions. I mean, used
invite them into the house party. You want to grab
dogs I'm not invite them in for a house party.
Might leave some beer out there by my mailbox.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Possibly, Well, Nick, we're going to leave you a nice
pair of tickets to experience Billy Idol and Joan Jet.
They are coming to the AMP May tenth with what
radio station, The Rocks the Bay ninety eight Rock