FNF Handlebar Hijackers (06/04/25)

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is where she gets weird man.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's weird man.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
This could be your neighbor, bro or your cousin in Nebraska.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
This is Florida or not Florida with crash.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Rock right. Who's our next contestant here, Chassidy.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Jessity gomelen in Welcome to the show. I'm running so
by Now, there's been a lot of really good criminal
nicknames that have been utilized. Zodiac Killer, Scarface, Bonnie and Clyde,
the Wet Bandits.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
What Sticky Bandits Too.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
And even the Betthroom Vanity Villian Villains. Well, that one's
still available, but it might actually be taken after this
see a police department is now searching for two guys
who are recently caught on camera leaving a home on
bikes with a stolen vanity faucet and countertop.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Wow, carrying the whole shebang.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Right there on bicycles in broad daylight at about four
fourteen in the afternoon. Now, apparently this house was being renovated,
so it doesn't sound like somebody was actually there at
the time.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
But here's what's interesting.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
That same house was robbed a second time last week,
and the thieves got away with two TVs, as well
as an air fryer, a coffee maker, some tole trees,
paper towels, board games, and bedding on bikes on bikes
still on the loose.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Okay, wow, what kind of bikes are they riding?

Speaker 4 (01:25):
These are skilled These are skilled thiefs.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah right, you know exactly what they're doing.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Okay, some fawst fugitives on the loose.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
Just think thinking of any other way of getting getting
away would be harder than bikes.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Maybe that stuff, right, roller blades, I mean we had
the rollerblader yesterday.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
Skateboards, dagon Heey's heelys shout out to Heelis.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
The big question is are these handled by handled our
hijackers from Florida or not Florida? Not Florida, that's correct,
It's Memphis, not Florida.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
I thought it would be like another country or something.
Sometimes when people can really carry a lot of things
all the same time, put on head stuff like that.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Yeah, I mean I've gone home with some scheduled stuff
on my bike, but never bathroom vanity. Congratulations, man, you got.

Speaker 5 (02:21):
The tickets you're hijacked and those locks of pring tickets
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Speaker 2 (02:32):
Ninety eight Rock